Aug 16 2006Owen Wilson ruins Kate Hudson's marriage
Us Weekly's cover story is claiming that Kate Hudson's marriage with Chris Robinson fell apart because of her growing relationship with Owen Wilson.
Sources tell Us that Hudson has spent several nights at her You, Me and Dupree costar’s Santa Monica, California, pad in the last few weeks. “This is not a fling,” says a source close to the couple. “Kate is crazy about him. Owen gives her so much attention, and she loves it. [That’s why] she wants her marriage to be over.” Three days before the split, a Wilson source told Us, “Owen is not-so-secretly hoping she will leave Chris so they wouldn’t have to hide. He is falling for her.”
Looks like the Butterscotch Stallion strikes again. I hope Kate Hudson knows what she's getting herself into, because not very many women can handle getting their butt licked for over two hours. Have no idea what I'm talking about? Then read this and educate yourself, my friends. It's a sordid and disturbing story too shocking to be made up.
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Reader Comments
1. Carolicious - August 16, 2006 1:10 PM
1st
2. Sheva - August 16, 2006 1:10 PM
Hmmm, a little post Wedding Crashers action. Nice.
First ya biatches!
3. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - August 16, 2006 1:11 PM
I like my Butterscotch Sundae with extra Scotch.
4. trophywife - August 16, 2006 1:13 PM
i'd let the stallion rub butterscotch all over my fine ass and let katie lick it off.
she is completely utterly pathetically way too hot for him. she should come give trophywife a try ;)
5. tito - August 16, 2006 1:13 PM
I love it when tabloids tell us the secret feelings of celebrities. "He is secretly falling for Kate. He has told nobody, but ... well, we KNOW. He is also craving chocolate this very second, and will go take a shit in exactly 1 and a half hours."
6. CelebSlam.com - August 16, 2006 1:15 PM
The marriage fell apart because Chris Robinson looks like he just came off the set of "Easy Rider." That and he looks like Jesus.
http://www.celebslam.com
7. ezra - August 16, 2006 1:16 PM
mm, butterscotch. and stallions. i like nothing better than those awesome little butterscotch candies and riding horses. it's all so innocent
8. ImSuicidal - August 16, 2006 1:16 PM
LAST!!!
Come on over here!
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
She's had stuff posted since 7:00AM
...including this story.
9. RichPort - August 16, 2006 1:17 PM
Can you actually make a career out of fucking ugly guys? I mean it's works for Pam Anderon, but she's a whore.
10. ashley86 - August 16, 2006 1:17 PM
sorry i would NOT want him to lick my butt at all, let alone 2 hours
11. sharkbite - August 16, 2006 1:18 PM
They look kinda cute together.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
12. jrzmommy - August 16, 2006 1:18 PM
I see Kate is hooking up with another Adonis. hot hot hot. nice going. who's next, Kate, Andy Dick? Should we tell Heather Locklear to keep David Spade under lock and key? That skinny white kid from Hustle and Flow???
#5--very funny!!
13. fro0ty - August 16, 2006 1:19 PM
its official
http://www.playpacman.net/sonic/
14. SuperShallow - August 16, 2006 1:31 PM
maybe he can convince her to give her son a haircut...
15. UNWASHEDMASSES - August 16, 2006 1:31 PM
That fucked up nose, I can't bear it during a two hour movie - how can she stand looking at while he fucks her. And that Butterscotch Stallion moniker, he probably made that up to help with the ladies. After careful consideration I have come to the conclusion that the reason why these fugly guys do so good with these actresses is because the majority of good looking guys in Hollywood are in fact homosexual. How else can you explain Chris Robinson ever getting that ass in the first place? Does the name Fisher Stevens ring a bell? He cornholed Michelle Phifer when she was still hot. The list could go on, but I digress...
16. sometimesboy - August 16, 2006 1:32 PM
owen is such a dedicated ass licker that even his movies suck ass...
17. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - August 16, 2006 1:33 PM
8 - I would, but unlike most of you people, I have a job. And at my job, I cann't access sites like "blogspot" or "myspace". And, yeah, that's right. I said "you people". Tell spankcheeks I said so. And tell her I said "wassaaaaaap", but do it like Martin Lawrence.
18. DancingQueen - August 16, 2006 1:36 PM
I think the chick he licked for two hours must have passed out on him because there is NO WAY I'd last that long in a similiar situation. The reason all these hot chicks like the ugs is because usually the really hot chicks are super insecure. Whether they are famous or not, they're all nutjobs. Seriously. Too perfect looking = fucked up.
19. Jacq - August 16, 2006 1:42 PM
BUTTERSCOTCH STALLION! DAMN YOU AND YOUR BOY-ISH GOOD LOOKS! DAMN YOU I SAY!
20. andrewthezeppo - August 16, 2006 1:43 PM
Their kids will be SOOOO funny and have so much curly blond hair...can the world stand it?
21. Iseult - August 16, 2006 1:45 PM
I CAN'T STAND Owen Wilson. He's an ugly moron. Kate is an Idiot.
22. ImSuicidal - August 16, 2006 1:45 PM
@17 - oshie, don't you have a computer at home, LIKE most people? I don't mean "like" like I'm yelling, but more to emphasize.
I'll tell Spanks wasup", but like those guys on the Budweiser® commercial.
23. Spindoc - August 16, 2006 1:48 PM
Ok, it's official. Kate Hudson likes ugly men.
24. nc72 - August 16, 2006 1:50 PM
I'd go for Kate too!
http://www.exposay.com/kate-hudson-you-me-and-dupree-movie-premiere---arrivals/p/3322/109/
25. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - August 16, 2006 2:00 PM
22 - No, I don't have a computer at home like you rich people. I have a broken Intellevision that I plug into a cordboard box to which I tape pictures from Taboo and Hustler. And I wrote "IBN" on the side so if I have company over they might think it's a knock-off IBM instead of just a box with extreme close-ups of pussy taped all over it. You'd be surprised how many people I've fooled.
26. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - August 16, 2006 2:05 PM
I heard that Owen Wilson fucked up his nose eating Nicole Ritchie's asshole. That's just what I heard, though. Quiet is as kept.
27. ImSuicidal - August 16, 2006 2:21 PM
25 - Let me talk to Michael Dell about getting you a knock off computer. He lives down the lane in the smallest house on my block.
I'll get back with you.
28. Doc - August 16, 2006 2:22 PM
I smell a Wedding Crashers sequel... call it "Marriage Crashers"... nice...
29. 86 - August 16, 2006 2:31 PM
I am thoroughly enjoying this thread. Especially # 16.
30. 86 - August 16, 2006 2:33 PM
I'm just picturing Owen's eagle-beak on their future kids. Don't ruin your gene pool Kate!!
31. Spindoc - August 16, 2006 2:34 PM
Her mom met Kurt Russel on the set of a not very good movie....and now Kate, always trying to outdo mommy decided to meet a guy on the set of the shittiest movie of the year.
32. DancingQueen - August 16, 2006 2:37 PM
Owen Wilson has a penis on the end of his nose.
33. Brak - August 16, 2006 2:47 PM
Oh, crazy Butterscotch Man...
34. Chodite - August 16, 2006 2:52 PM
Bitch has some truly fucked up taste in dudes.
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
35. Chodite - August 16, 2006 2:52 PM
Bitch has some seriously fucked up taste in dudes.
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
36. HolisticWisdomcom - August 16, 2006 2:55 PM
Ahh, butt licking... you would be surprised at how many people are into that.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
37. RichPort - August 16, 2006 3:04 PM
Let's see, ass cheeks on his chest, tongue in her ass, nose that would make a Hasidic jealous firmly planted in the cooter simutaneously, I get it now. So the ugly fuck is a show off. Well she's a few bad burritos and hits of Ex Lax away from ending this harmonious relationship. I mean, shit (literally), even pretty girls get the runs.
38. MollyPoo - August 16, 2006 3:11 PM
OMG, #32, I was thinking the exact same thing...
39. AmericanMcKrout - August 16, 2006 3:54 PM
Big, f*cking surprise.
40. Italian Stallion - August 16, 2006 3:58 PM
Butterscotch Stallion?
What kind of gay ass shit is that?
There is only one Stallion the ladies need to worry about, and he's typing this fucking comment..........
That motherfucker look's like he's been snorting rock's or something.............
I can't believe you ladies think this tool box is good looking, he has nothing on the Italian Stallion in the look's department or in the sausage department..........
Italian Stallion = O.G.
41. Kungfujen - August 16, 2006 4:01 PM
It was the kid's hair that broke up that marriage, not the butt-licker. Well, not in the first instance, anyway.
IT'S A BOY, CUT THE HAIR ALREADY!
As you were.
42. jrzmommy - August 16, 2006 4:17 PM
I have no idea why this guy is as major of a star as he is. He always plays the same kind of smarmy wise ass character, he's definately not good looking. I just don't get it.
43. 86 - August 16, 2006 4:43 PM
And his nose is the reason his voice is unbearable. Anyone see Armageddon? Wahhhneyyyyyaaaammwww. That is my Owen Wilson impersonation.
44. dupababy - August 16, 2006 8:15 PM
two hour ass lickings notwithstanding (hell, i'd date his crookedly nose for that action)i think the real reason kate's banging the scotchie is cause she's so overwrought that her son looks like curious george..
http://www.stingybitches.com/Stingy%20kitties%203.html
45. cole007 - August 18, 2006 11:17 AM
That movie sucked so bad - it seems to have come to life to ruin a perfectly good marriage of an old druggie rocker and a young blonde bad actress. She's gonna dump him soooo fast. Loser.
46. Warren Rose - August 18, 2006 2:54 PM
We should've picked up on this last month! Check it -
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/even-in-july-kate-hudson-was-trying-to.html
47. Warren Rose - August 18, 2006 2:54 PM
We should've picked up on this last month! Check it -
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/even-in-july-kate-hudson-was-trying-to.html
48. Chodite - August 18, 2006 2:55 PM
We should've picked up on this last month! Check it -
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/even-in-july-kate-hudson-was-trying-to.html
49. Chodite - August 18, 2006 3:25 PM
Watching Leno last night, a repeat from July, it was obvious her and Wilson were f*cking. Check it -
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/even-in-july-kate-hudson-was-trying-to.html
50. darthelvis - August 24, 2006 4:13 AM
Chris Robinson is a god amongst singers. He's better off without that slutty hollywood trash. Too bad they have a kid together. You people are trash.
51. HollywoodSnark - April 12, 2007 1:42 PM
ha ha.....actually, he's a prick