ewwwwwwwww

My eyes are burning!!

That's my coke dealer.

I don't care how much she denies it, everything about this girl shouts, "EATING DISORDER". Hopefully, her new boyfriend can pony up enough bucks for a Big Mac.

I think that she looks great. What is the American obsession with fat gross over McDonalized people. I'm from EU where people actualy bother to run, excersise, watch their diet and drink water and wine instead of soda and Beer. Way to go Nicole -looking good. Maybe just some muscle definition will be good.
I approve. Fight fast food... Thats what is truly disgusting

I like this guy. He look's pretty cool. Love the shades. I wonder if he has any kid's?

Papa?!! Is that you?!

He goes by Orby (as in, Roy Orbison's son), and he's in the band Whitestarr, the same band that Mischa's ex/current? boyfriend Cisco is in. And yes, he does look that creepy in person - plus, he has gold teeth, which he put in on purpose. And he's a big part of the Malibu drug scene, so that doesn't look so good for Nic's "clean" image.

Gawd, now guys are wearing those giant sunglasses.

Is that a herpes sore on his upper lip?

C'mon, we are talking about Nicole. She already dresses like she works in the porn industry. Is it just me or is that guy wearing sunglasses for women?

Is he wearing a "Girls Gone Wild" shirt? How tacky. It's one thing to be a fan, it's another to advertise. He appears to be a young guy that is doing everything in his power to look 52 and a surviving member of Lynard Skynard. He probably paints gin blossoms and liver spots on himself. I need to get to Hollywood ASAP. If this guy, Cisco Adler, K-Fag, etc. are getting young, impressionable chicks with money, I'm good for at least a debutante or twice-divorced heiress.

Are you sure she's not Willie Nelsons daughter, cause she stole his headband. I bet she's moist but she's to old for me.

2 creeps walking side by side, you never see that in california.

Classy dude, right down to his "Girls Gone Wild" t-shirt and his borrowed sunglasses from Nicole.
#5--If you think THAT looks healthy, then you must be from one of the former Soviet Block countries in the EEEEEEUUUUUUUU. When a grown woman weighs less than the average sixth grade boy, it's called SICKNESS. Stupid Eurotrash bitch.

Houston we have a problem... Ops no! we actually have two problems. An eating disorder and a weird coke dealer getting too close!

I wonder how many times he got stopped on the street by police, thinking he was playing tonsil hockey with an 11 year old boy. And never, EVER, under any circumstances or attempts to be cute, wear the same damn shades as you "girl". He is obviously a flag waving member of NAMBLA.

#5, being under 100 pounds is not healthy.

@5 - You're from the EU, you mean that desperate patchwork of countries cobbled together in a poor facsimile of the United States in order to be able to compete with the United States in a global economy? You probably think Nicole looks healthy because she doesn't look that different from the Nazi death camp survivors you have living in your "member countries". And don't forget it's we fat ass, McDonald's gobbling Americans that saved your ass in both world wars and kept Russia at bay for 40 years. Go eat some cheese.

@5
oh yeah real healthy, look at her poor excuse of an arm on the last pic... and if anything this country is obsessed with thin not fat, retard.

#19

By compete with the US economically, you do mean get their asses handed to them repeatedly, right?

He's so ugly!!

Why is he wearing her sunglasses???

i seriously doubt that someone who weighs 80lbs has a healthy diet. #5 you are not smart. if she continues to lose weight she'll die. she's sick, you're sick for thinking that looking like that is normal.
i love nicole richie....but come on.

"ORBY", or whatever the fuck your name is,LOSE THE GLASSES!!! Nobody knows who you are and never will.

This is exactly why Nicole is a better looking anorexic than Mischa Barton...definition. She has a couple of muscles (possibly painted on, i don't know) in her legs. Noodle (m.barton) does not.

I kind of like nicole but i wonder how she's managing to walk under the immense weight of that guys's arm. it has to weigh more than her.

Both lenses of her sunglasses put together are bigger than her head. And that back-ankle shot in the third picture is so fucking disgusting. What's gonna kill her first, skin cancer or her eating disorder? Cute shoes, though.

She's dating herself.

Ewww, gross. Even she could do better.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Dude she's adopted. She was having fun with the paps as well... (2nd story)

http://www.exposay.com/nicole-richie/1/c/2344/

OMG - Her legs look SOOOO fat in those shorts. Oink, piggy.

That is officially the world's coolest looking human. I wish he was my dad. The ponytail says "confidence", the shirt says "style". The glasses say "my future is bright" and the pants srceam "athelete". The crustache just rocks, and it says "porn legend, and about to fuck Nicole Ritchie's vagina into submission".

Fuck Taylor Hicks, this dude is the real American Idol.

When did she start dating Matthew McConaughey??

#8 gave some good info as to who this dude is. Alexander "Orbie" Lee Kelton Orbison, Roy Orbison's 31 year old son and drummer for the band Whitestarr.
He and Nicole have been friends for years, part of the whole Jack Osborne, Kimberly Stewart, Bijou Phillips, Hollywood brats with money clique. I think Orbie needs to make a change to his dad's trademark Wayfarers.

oh man she is a freggin skeleton and the dude looks like a real winner....

She looks like the secret missing Olsen dwarf. The evil one.

He looks exactly like that loser-jack-lalannes-son-ex-poolboy-that-Britney-fired guy

@33
I would so bang bijou phillips.

i happen to agree with #5 cuz guess what, hes right. im from greece and oh yeah thats a country never helped by the us. ever. oh and i do believe we made democracy, and virtually every other facet of society, literature, physics and mathematics that oh yeah the US stole from us. you invade other countries for oil and the people are stupid enough to believe it is for some noble shit cause, and look, who has it helped. bull crap. dont insult the eu because you dont know anything about it. they are not competing with the us, they are just trying to get as far away as godam possible from it because its stupid mc donalds and The gap and all the other usuless bull its globalized are destroying valuable and worthy culture that MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE cuz oh yeah last time i checked you guys CAME from europe. and you went to the us cuz u couldnt do any better in your own countries. im extremely insulted that you stuck up idiots think you know better than the rest of the world. you dont even rightfully own your country, you kill a bunch of people and proclaim it yours, then you make a whole race go under you as slaves, make wars killing millions, and then you talk about the nazi's? yeah go eat a burger.

Creepy!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

learn some unbiased history for god sakes

EU -- isn't that the go-go group famous for "Da Butt"?? (sexay-sexay)

#38: Shut up and go eat a pita. Or some hummus. Or try bathing. Or perhaps a nice shave, whichever floats your boat.

The tear-away pants are awesome! Or at least they were... 10 years ago. These celebs are all about the retro look I guess.

DinerGirl: Damn straight. (If you get the notion, putcha back field in motion)

38--Know how you separate the men from the boys in Greece? You use a crowbar.

The contributions to the world from Greece you speak of came thousands of years ago, doll. Modern Greece hasn't done a fucking thing for civililzation except maybe the Gyro, so get a hold of yourself.

#38

Go shave your hairy back... greek women smell funny.

actually 42 ure quite the idiot. pita is turkish and hummus is arabic, greeks are cleaner than americans, and oh yeah im a chick. so go get a brain asshole.

hypocrits. you say all this crap then you come to europe with your little cameras, ure sunburns, your huge ass backpacks and socks with sandals, and gape at our art and civilization. go get a real culture. idiots.

"make wars killing millions"...I wish Greece was considered one of the nations in the Axis of Evil. I'd personally volunteer for the military and pound a grenade up your ass myself you filthy, hairy fucking bitch.

46 i bet youve never met a girl in your life. and 45, you might want to check up on that. i dont care if it was a thousand years ago, at least we dont contribute to the depletion of virtually every energy source on the planet for our own selfish needs, and in addition, we dont ultimately destroy any remaining morals and ethics, and we arent racist bastards who opress all other peoples other than ourselves. you come from us idiot, so i suggest you take your pride away and look at the facts. honey my back aint hairy for shit, and i smell better than your stinky redneck ass

Sure we come to Greece, to see what a great country it ONCE was... now go pedal some shit to the american tourists (which probably make up for most of the economy( if not all of it)).

#38, I'll have a cheeseburger, no chips, and a diet coke. Is it ok if I substitute a salad for the fries?

And why do they call anal sex doing it Greek anyway?

and 48. why would you do that? how interesting that you would say that whilst sitting at the computer eating ure potato chips and getting fat by the second. you have absolutely no reason to insult greece, and yet you are. greece has done nothing to you and go ahead and look at yourself. how dignified of you.

47, Your bitches and dicks all look alike so who really cares what you are. I wouldn't be the one calling anyone stupid, as you can barely spell. Come on, it's not that difficult is it?

Second, you should try a new insult approach, as I'm not American, thus your little tantrum only makes me laugh. Try another country, and maybe you'll hit the jackpot.

Until then, I have every intention of sending your smelly little culture a large pack of Degree. Then perhaps you'd all quit smelling like the mules you rode in on.

50, i guess youve nver been to greece. because the whole country hates america, and virtually 85 percent of the country boycotts american products.

the country greece is much like the poster from there... insignificant.

I love how pictures of Nicole Richie have prompted all this completely unrelated, lame, showboating, my-country-is-better-than-yours bullshit. Calm down and direct your anger at something worthwhile, people. Even the more articulate ones sound like idiots.

You know who the most generous country in the world is? America. That's right. The Tsunami, we gave BILLIONS, we gave more than Greece's GDP. The earthquake in Iran a few years ago, who went to the rescue? Not the fucking ass-fucking Greeks, that's for sure. The Americans did though. Any disasters in the world, any famine that needs relief, Americans. Where are the filthy stinking fucking Greeks? Staring at the ruins of a ONCE great culture. Now, you're all just whores and poor fishermen.

Whoes me! greece boycots american products, what ever will we do?!?

Both of you knock it the fuck off.

Stacyy, Nicole is not a healthy weight. Nicole's not in the EU. She's in the US and we concider underweight and unhealthy. END OF DEBATE.

Jrzmommy, you got bigger fish to fry....and you know it.

most of the successful people in your country are greek, all the people you look up to. haha you guys are so stupid. first you make a whole stereotype that we are gods and now you insult us. white asses. look at yourself in the mirror. i wish you could see me. oh im sorry did that sound stuck up? thank god i can say it

WTF!!!! If this guy is supposed to be rich then why does this guy scream I'm a broke hobo and I've finally landed my self a rich skinny anarexic girl.Ouh-oh this screams Britney & K-Fag allover again.

Let's lighten up a little on the fat, hairy Greek chick. Any society that gave us anal sex and a place to backpack in socks and sandals, deserves our thanks. Very few of the other ancient societies we look down on are as beautiful as Greece. Take France...Peeeeeuwwwww!

Don't forget fatty. We gave you the Big Mac and Adam Sandler.

Now, get me another boy, I think this one's burst...

who shaves your curly fly hair back for you?

Here's a super cool Whitestarr website link. I think it says a lot about Nichole and her friends!

http://www.qlt.nl/visitors/whitestarr/engels/index.html

you guys are amused at the crappiest shit. look at you, omg im FIRST on the superficial. now my life is complete! too bad im not first in anything else! 58, i was trying to make a point that we dont need anything american at ALL to be who we are or survive as a country. and on percentage you idiot, our Gross national domestic is as a country, more successful then yours. why dont u go look up your national debt. idiot. im glad your proud of making your money from embarrasing, unhealthy and corrupted ways of living.

#63. Nobody. Bitch doesn't shave. She prefers to braid it all up and prance around until the next sodomizing ritual occurs.

Oh come on Stacy, every country needs each other. Even the Americans need the Greeks, if only to eat their gyros and point and laugh at their massive noses.
And the Greeks need the Americans' many plastic surgeons to widdle those snozenhiemers they walk around with down.

It is pointless to persuade the socially impaired imbeciles of the critical role that Europe and Greece hold in the history of modern civilization. I have learned from personal experience that they do not have very comprehensive history courses in schools here. I must note that when I came here my high level calculus class in college was at the save level as my 9th grade course in Europe. I guess that in order to get a quality education (of the same level as high school in EU) you have to go to MIT or Columbia. Hmm I think that I might send my children to Oxford. And I will not even bother answering the offensive prejudice comments that I have received from in my address from the insecure people of this board. I will remain a lady (and a highly educated one, thank you very much) who happens to be 5’9 and weigh 118lbs and wear a perfect size 2, run 8 miles a day, and not smoke or eat McDonalds. Go stuff your face with burgers, I will take a good Borolo and some brie any day. Ciao

oh yeah, america helps every other country besides itself. what about new orleans, oh yeah bush must have forgotten about his own country with all his altruistic charity

52: "you have absolutely no reason to insult greece" ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? You just insulted the United States out of nowhere and you don't think I have any right to give you shit right back? You are an irretrievably stupid cunt. Get lost.

The United States exported over $3.3 billion in weapons to Greece between 1990-2000; foreign military sales agreements for fiscal year 2000 exceeded $2.39 billion due to the purchase of 50 F-16 fighter jets. Also, since 1992, Greece has been a leading recipient of excess defense material from reductions mandated by the 1990 Conventional Forces in Europe Treaty.

That mustache is really gross, and the Girls Gone Wild shirt has to go. The glasses make him look like a pimp. For all I know could be a nice guy, but the look says differently!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/seduction-tips.htm

"most of the successful people in your country are greek" I'm sorry, I don't consider John Stamos all that successful...

By the way Greek is capitalized Harybackalotapouss.

Wow...

She looks like one of those charicatures that you get at the carnival or Disney World. The ones where your head is 12 times the size of your body.

As for #5 and the Geece chick...the world would not be a better place without the US. We are the enforcer....somebody starts fucking around...there we are. Problem is....the entire EU and UN are completely afraid to stand up to anyone....which is why we are in the situation we are in today with terrorism. The EU and the UN and the rest of the world need to get some balls and stand up for what is right and drive these Islamic Fascists back into the stone age.

omg virtually no greek i know, not even the celebrities get plastic surgery. maybe its cuz we are more confident, or maybe cuz we just look better

OMG! How in the fucking world did she manage to get even skinnier than the last time I saw a picture of her, but she did. HOW, HOW, HOW!!! That is insane!

73, what about martha stewart, or jennifer aniston, or about a hundred other people?

Maybe she was on a blind date.

as much as they greek chick is talking herself up I'm starting to think she weighs close to 3 bills.

74 if thats true then why is the US vetoing every resolution the Un comes up with. you are so stupid, do u realise that the us IS in the UN. godamit.

"73, what about martha stewart, or jennifer aniston, or about a hundred other people?"

Real important people you named there and for the record jen did get a nose job.. thanks for playing!

actually 79 i am 18, 173 and i weigh 56 kilos. i dont know if you can do the math and convert

What's amazing is how I'm not American yet don't run around denying the impact they have on my country, as well as all countries whether they choose to admit it or not.

oh and everyone, i hardly think that "fat chick" "hairy bitch" and whatever else you are coming up with constitute a valid argument.

83, what are you british then?

Dear # 5,

Americans are obsessed with fat people, huh? Is that why Carnie Wilson, Star Jones, and Al Roker got their stomachs stapled? Because they were sick of NOT getting made fun of for being fat? Oh wait, that's right, it's just the opposite.

So nobody in the EU is fat, huh? Funny, I thought Germans had an obesity rate about the same as ours. They don't drink very much beer in the EU, huh? Funny, I thought you guys prided yourself on your stupid fucking drunken soccer riots. Every British person who goes to my university is a heavier drinker than anyone else I know.

Get off your high horse, you (probably) limey bitch.

Jennifer Aniston? A vapid,marginally talented actress who cares more about her next highlight appointment than her marriage? And not to mention she's AMERICAN--her heritage is Greek--and she's had a nose job. Martha Stewart? Come on. Don't make a bigger asshole out of yourself than you already have.
And as far as New Orleans/Katrina--Americans helped Americans. Our Government dropped the ball, but Americans had each others back when it was time to help.

I may head to Greece now, so I can piss all over (whats left of) their culture... thanks for helping me plan my vacation stacy popolopolis!

now everybody, if youll excuse me, im going to go out to my friends, and probably see a bunch of your american friends walking around with hunchbacks from their backpacks. and no im not going to the the MALL im going to a cafe, but you wouldnt know what that is.

#38. If your're typing in English, how about learning the language first. By the way, Nicole Ritchie has the body of a ten year old boy.

well 87 its nice to see the people actually woke up and did something for themselves. for once.

goodbye everyone. why dont you insult greece some more, it might actually help the US become a better place.

No, I'm not British. Keep guessing.

The point is, don't expect to start running around insulting people and not look forward to getting slapped back.

enjoy your trip to the cafe (aka hair parlor) stacy!

90, maybe the reason im not spelling amazingly is because i couldnt care less about fascinating you all with my grammar skills, or because i actually know another language.. you know.. besides english..BYE BYE

#38

Uh, no, Egypt invented most of that shit you fucking moustached moron. "Ancient greek democracy" is an oxymoron. About the only thing the Greeks invented is homosexuality. That and invading each other's cities and interbreeding. Huge accomplishments. If you want to look like toothpicks, be my guest. But you might want to pass that advice to some of the fat chicks that work in the diners here and tell them to stay away from the feta cheese. Oh, and re-introduce them to Mr. Razor... it's obviously been a while.

oh and for the rest of you, why dont u little bitches come over here and say that shit to our faces, instead of sitting at home contemplating what youre about to put out in writing on an american forum about celebrity gossip.

Quit with the "I'm leaving now, I swear I am" when everyone knows you aren't going anywhere.

As for not speaking other languages, it's required by high schools that all students take at least 2 years of another language. Most colleges also require the same. So I don't know where you got that piece of lodged bull.

95- I wish I could spell amazingly too. Do you speak as well as you write?

Stacyy:

I am not an idiot...I know the US is in the UN. What I am saying is that no one else in the UN wants to do anything about terrorism. They just want to placate them and hope they will go away. Hate to tell you....but they will not go away, not until all non-believers are destroyed...and that includes you honey. Wake up...eat some hummus and get a clue.

"oh and for the rest of you, why dont u little bitches come over here and say that shit to our faces, instead of sitting at home contemplating what youre about to put out in writing on an american forum about celebrity gossip."

Haha, try not to be too much of a hypocrite, eh?

egypt? ok someone really doesnt know their history. actually if you knew any better, ARABS invented the numbers you all use today, GREEKS made the word PHYSICS and started the science, they also made democracy, brought athletics, but i have to go now so goodbye.

#97, even better, come over HERE and say it instead of hanging around the Americans that you are truly jealous of. Why else would you be even here in the first place. Stupid twat.

Bitch, please. When Americans go to Greece as tourists, they don't go to the slums where you live. You ain't going to go looking at no Americans. You're going to go read yourself a tabloid about American pop culture and cry your fat hateful self to sleep in your tenement. I'll pray for the Cancer Fairy to visit you real soon.

@ 75 or maybe it's cuz they can't afford it, working on their diner salaries? we all know that's what the greeks do over here in the US...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Martha Stewart and Jennifer Aniston are the best you could come up with??? As some of the most successful people in America? Now THAT's a good one!

By the way, if America is so hated why does every fucking foreigner in the world try to live her? You know why, cause WE'RE #1!!!! Everyone tries to emulate our country and THAT's the truth!

just for your info, i dont read this site, i opened this page cuz im at my friends house and wrote all this shit. but im about to go out, oh and its 9:00 here. isnt that bedtime for americans?

"I am not an idiot...I know the US is in the UN."

Actually, Stacy said the US IS the UN, she apparently forgot that there were other countries involved. I suppose the title of United NationS did not assist her in that accusation.

May I note that the Greek girl weighs about... 33 pounds more than Nicole Ritchie? She's not fat... but Nicole's anorexic (obviously). We have a high obesity rate as a culture, but that stems from constantly being on the go and not having time to cook a proper meal. It is true that American schools only teach American history. However, despite these two horrid facts, you can't deny the impact the United States has had on the world, including Greece. "Stacyy" you have the most biased opinion of anyone I have heard recently and the funny thing is you don't have the knowledge to back it up. Obviously you like Americans, otherwise you wouldn't read about them on the superficial. Please for the love of God quit being a fucking dumbass. Thank you. Back to meaningless conversation about how skinny Nicole is.

@108

Hey....I never said she was bright.

Look, if you were really allowed to go out, you would have gone out by now. Tell your babysitter that you want to stay up a little longer because you want to play with the Americans more.

104, i laughed when i read that, because those slums are where the americans go to. i live in one of the most expensive parts of athens, and when i pass through the shitty parts of athens, i see your fellow friends, they are at 10 dollar a night hotels. and THATs the truth. no offense but i think i would know a bit better. besides, im sure all of you are extremely wealthy *cough*

"egypt? ok someone really doesnt know their history. actually if you knew any better, ARABS invented the numbers you all use today, GREEKS made the word PHYSICS and started the science, they also made democracy, brought athletics, but i have to go now so goodbye."

Okay, enough about what the greeks have done
What have YOU contributed? Not a damn thing.

Okay, just a thought. If the EU is so superior to the US, than why have you made the effort to LOG INTO this site, look at the picures of American celebs, read the comments written (by mostly Americans), and add your own remarks? I'd love to meet you in a dark alley one day, which ironically is where you can typically be found...(See, if you were really so awesome, you'd be at the university actually learning something or maybe even working, not keeping tabs on Nicole Richie's weight and love life!)

First off, I have been to Greece and this Stacyy cunt is a v poor example of Greek people. The country is awesome and the people I met were v kind.

Second, Stacyy, you should check your facts saying Greek celebs. don't get plastic surgery and then throwing out Jennifer Anistons name, cos I do believe those titties are fake.

Now, kindly STFU!

@109

Yeah...this has degenerated into something totally unrelated.

OK...let's all get back to making fun of charicature girl here.

She is dead in two years tops.

This "mystery guy" is either her personal trainer or her hairdresser...maybe both.

9:00 is bedtime for some Americans during the week BECAUSE WE FUCKING HAVE JOBS. What are you, one of those fucking students that "go to University"? get a job.

"Second, Stacyy, you should check your facts saying Greek celebs. don't get plastic surgery and then throwing out Jennifer Anistons name, cos I do believe those titties are fake."

Not to mention her nose.

Has anyone counted how many times Stacy has claimed she's leaving? No, wait, she's REALLY leaving this time, I swear...

no im waiting for my limo to come, thats why im stalling. and i previously mentioned how i dont read this gay site, my friend does, i dont know why but he gets bored sometimes. so your saying all the fat asses in your country are fat because they are always on the go? yes. im sure thats why, they are probably all successful. im sure everytime you go to mc donalds you see rich business people and celebrities. yeah. right. oh waddya know my limo is here. got to go. tell me how im an idiot again, thankfully i wont be reading this site ever again.

OK, you're an idiot again.

Her limo. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Who the fuck is she, that Orca Onassis?

#102

They must have wi-fi at the "cafe" (sorry, I'm AMERICAN, what the fuck is that???). Egypt pre-dates (means came before for all you ESL types) Greece by about 4 millenia. All Greek philosophers and mathemeticians studied in Egypt or they weren't considered cultured and well schooled. Many just went to stand in awe of the pyramids and pay homage to the greatness before them. Fast forward to 2006, and we have a half educated nitwit with a greek inferiority complex complaining about they way we harass our celebridiots. Your culture sure has come along way. Stupid beeotch.

Speaking of "thin, beautiful Greeks"....Christina Onassis was a beaut!

@ 121 Enjoy the Yanni concert

"thankfully i wont be reading this site ever again."

You know she is TOTALLY gonna be checking in bahahahahaha!

hmm I love the greeks. They invented culture and democracy and drama and philosophy and much of arithmatic and the olympics.

Oh, but remember that time that we paid back our debt to your beautiful country and its rich history by giving you hundreds of millions of dollars to rebuild your country after Hitler destroyed it? Remember how our gracious and humanitarian efforts keeped you from falling under Communist rule, and more importantly, the iron fist of Stalin.

Now, I wish America was still the good guy. I don't think we are anymore, but I think you need to shut the fuck up, stacyy, before we make your government pay us back and you end up on the poor side of town that you seem to detest so much, bitch.

... two years? is that how long you can survive on water and diet pills alone? i'm thinking six months tops. unless lionel does an intervention and shoves a steak down her throat. i'm going to be honest. i'm a very healthy eater (no red meat, minimal oil/butter) and i exercise a LOT. oh and i was a skinny child. however: i haven't been nicole's weight since i was twelve.

kept*

Now, back to business.........
I think the Superficial should start a Celebrity Anorexic Death pool--like how Stern has (or had? Haven't tuned in in a long time) the Celebrity Death pool.

*SNIF* *SNIF* I smell a big fat hairy liar.. limo to the cafe eh? sure.

Limo? Is that like a really long mule? Do you plan to sodomize it when you're done too? You should feed it a gyro first, you know, for stamina.

I actually like the movie Greece, don't understand what all the fuss is about. By the way I fucked Stacyy's honor student in that very limo. Thats what took so long for it to pick her up.

When are those stupid fucking headbands gonna go away? Goddammit, they make me so ANGRY!

And can we please stop beating up on the Greeks and address the REAL problem with this world -- those goddamn Eskimos.

Eskimos don't smell. I've sniffed one. An aroma of icy mint, I'd say.

135--fucking ice-worshipping, seal-clubbing pigs.

The definition of a limo in Greece is TWO donkeys tied together.

Everyone slap a greek today... for stacyy.

Yeah, they smell great, but that's how they get you! One minute they're inviting you over for a whiff of minty freshness, then next thing you know you're getting an ice block slammed over your head and your bike stolen. I know from experience...

You people are, by and large, idiots.

Greece is a beautiful - albeit internationally insignificant - country.

America is a fat but ridiculously powerful international force.

There's no all good or all bad, and discussing it on a gossip blog is fucking retarded.

Nicole Richie needs to gain weight, or risk her internal organs shutting down.

That guy, Orbie (?), is a pimp. I think he stole my grandma's sunglasses, but that's just how he rolls.

McDonalds tastes good. So do souvlakis.

Jennifer Aniston did have a nose job. Eskimos rock, and so do their pies.

I love you all.

did he borrow a pair of shades from her?

Oh and Stacy - isn't it time for your wax appointment?

and shit... sorry but I can't resist correcting her again.
@121 Just because someone is "on the go" doesn't mean they are successful. There are a ton of working mothers that end up on the overweight side because they don't have time to cook between taking care of their kids and their jobs. Not everyone can pay for a gym membership. I also can't believe how arrogant you are. Even towards the people in your own country. You talk about how you would never go near the slums and about your limo yet I'm a "racist bastard" who opresses people in my own country. I'm calling bullshit on that one. We may not have nationalized healthcare but we have a pretty decent wellfare system and free education so even dumbasses like you can get a college degree. I don't even think America is necessarily #1 but people like you who bash it with no clue of what they're talking about PISS ME OFF. i would love nothing more than to kick your ass.

@ Stacyy:

We worship allll the successful people in our country who are Greek, right? Now are we talking about money here? Or Fame?

Bill Gates - Greek
Michael Jordan - Obviously Greek
Tiger Woods - Definitely Greek, might be Asian?
Rupert Murdoch - Greek!
Warren Buffett? - GREEK!
Walton - Gotta be Greek!
Mel Gibson (WENT THERE) - Greeeeek
Tom Hanks? - Greek
Spielberg - Greek i suppose (maybe he's jewish?)

/sarcasm off.

You're an angry, idiotic, presumptious European who neglects to recognize the current hegemonic arrangement of power/money/success/freedom in the world. America leads now despite how much you hate us. Since the entire world just adores calling us imperialistic, do you think that every person conquered by the Greeks ages ago adored them and looked up to them? Shit no. It is called envy. We will no doubt experience it some day, maybe at the hands of a super-China, but certainly not from your grubby little paws.

Enjoy being second tier, your time was hundreds of years ago and ours happens to be now. Thank you, you're done.

@127: Take away the "Greeks invented culture." Nothing against you, but that's an ignorant statement which neglects to take into account oh...half of the entire world's opinion? Greeks may have invented "culture" to the West...but do you think Asia acknowledges that? Heh.

I used to enjoy Greek salads, too. Fucking Stacyy.......

i think you all are forgetting the fact that i invented everything. stop arguing.

I dont know about you guys/gals but I'm on orbitz right now buying 2 tix to Greece for myself and my girlfriend. Now I just need to hit up Walmart for some sandals and white socks and we are set.... stacyy here we come!!

I'm willing to bet my clitoris that "stacyy" is still lurking about.

All I gotta say is them fuckin' Canadians...

It's all their fault.

148: You may also want to purchase a butt plug. You wouldn't want to be suddenly sodomized everytime you bend over to pick something up. You know, the Greeks are like that.

sooooooo nicole richie is anorexic and her "mystery man" looks like an even creepier version of my ex-uncle marty.

I'm a bit sorry that i started this discussion. I guess we are all are entitled to our opinions. Just because i deem something attractive does not mean everyone will. And i never ment to "bash" US i have traveled so some most gorgeous destinations here: Sedona, Utah, the Grand Canyon, Big Sir and the list goes on and on, as well as i have had amazing expereienced in Athens, and many other stunning European cities. And not you can not segregate or underplay the weight that each country has in the world. They all from huge Russia to large US and to maybe smallish Greece shape our economy, politics, and society.

Too bad i started this crud discussion. Have a burger or a Barolo or hummus or borscht .... I'm off for a run

148--we're taking up a collection for a soap-on-a-rope supply for you--you never know if them nasty Greek ass bandits will be lurking in your $10 hotel room while you're taking a shower.

Fuck off!! Is that seriously Roy Orbison's son?? I thought both his sons died in a house fire back in the 80's
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Orbison

Either way that's a nasty molestache...must be there to cover up his hot knifing scars

148 You should also brush up on Greek current events, rent My Big Fat Greek Wedding, that should suffice...

Stickpole Richie is thin she must shit only once a week or so. Then her body weight drops in half...

I am Jrzmommy, I do nothing all day, my kids are out getting fucked by their uncle, my penis is large and in charge. When I make fun of Greek people it's because I was raped by a Gyro when I was 5. (It snuck up on me) Oh, and I have shit for brains, but so does everyone else in Jersey ( the shit for brains state)

Just an observation, but, for someone who's Greek, his/her command of American slang was perfect. I smell a bad gyro.

We need more pictures of glorious areolae.

http://www.qlt.nl/visitors/whitestarr/engels/index.html

Orby can make your poop shoot glow in the dark. I am not making this up! Check out this Whitestarr website. BTW, this service is available in Greece. I think they invented it....or maybe it was the French....????

OK I know 80% of Americans on this site aren't stupid but there are some real fucking retarded responses from a few that make me realize how much in the dark some Americans are because they watch Fox and American Idol every night and forget to read their history books. I hate to fan the fire but there is so much shit coming out about your gov't concerning 9/11 that I'm not even going to get into because I don't want to get shat on. But seriously look into the Israel Lobby of the WOLFOWITZ DOCTRINE before any of you respond with political facts that were handed to you on a silver platter by your government.

@153 Hey no need to apologize. Admittedly she doesn't look really anorexic in these pictures. But that's just because you can't see her CHEST CAVITY. nothing screams unhealthy like being able to see the bones in a girl's chest.
y'know i hear a drug habit is more effective than slimfast...

Stacy with a Y-

I joined the Army 14 years ago, to squash pieces of shit just like you.

I can't wait for the day your country has a crisis and we have leave our families and our homes to help unappreciative Greeks!

You need to grow up little girl.

158--Your rape and child molesting jokes are not only annoying, unsophisticated and lacking any thing closely resembling humorous, but they really do show what a lowlife, disturbed skumbag you are.

Oh, my bad...

...we have to leave our families....etc.

and

...to help you unappreciative Greeks!...

I got so excited typing I forgot to proof read.

Ah there's nothing I love more than a heated Americans vs. the rest of the world debates! Good times people, good times!

jrzmommy-

Why does this person say the same shit to you on every thread? It's really starting to annoy me. Are you being stalked?

Love-
Me

You know what would be awesome?

Is if the regulars on this site would stop engaging in the back and forth insults of each other. Its quite old.

Watch, now someone is gonna insult me...

The dynamic of blaming citizens for the actions of their government has always irritated me. I don't go around hating every German because of what happened in Europe in the earlier part of the 20th century. I don't hate all Sudanese because their government sanctions the slaughter of their own countrymen. I don't even hate all British because Tony Blair shook hands with Posh Spice! Why attack the citizens? Bash the shit out of a burecratic cess pool government, but not all the citizens.

#169

I agree, as long as I can still slap me a Greek every now and then...

168--I guess I was the lucky gal with the bullseye on one day. I don't know. Lack of intelligence? A Pavlovian reaction? Both with a bit of stalker added in, I'm sure. :)

@170 Indeed.

@170 YAY! Well said.

Amen, 170

19--

I want to have your unwashed bastard children, you sexy, sexy beast.

Now, I am off to Micky D's for a supersized #4 and 3 apple pies. Maybe, just maybe, I will top it all off with an extra large choco shake.

@ 171, yes of course that's ok.

Speaking of which, I like how stacyy labels Americans as over indulgent and self absorbed, yet she takes a LIMO to a CAFE ?!

Tom Cruise Loves the Greeks!

It's a crying shame that all the funny posters have left this site. At least we have jrzmommy to RAMBLE AND HIT FUCKING REFRESH 200 TIMES A DAY.

If anyone should STFU, it'd be you.

177, psh that's nothing. I take an albino jamaican elephant with a bad case of herpes to a floating house of locus, to dine on whale fat every three hours. In fact, here comes my elephant right now.

Come to think of it, I think we are being too hard on the Greeks, afterall they did give us Snufalufagus.

TO Idiot Stacy: While you are attempting to promote the contributions of greASE, don't forgot your country also produced 2 people that actually wanted to get serious with Paris Hilton...that kind of kills the whole "greASE is intelligent" argument

i'm just scanning through the comments, how did Greece get dragged into this conversation?

i wish people would get over europe. so fucking overrated.

I love how all those Eurofucks trash the US all day, sipping lattes in outdoor cafes, eating parts of animals we throw out, living off of government welfare, refusing to procreate, all while they should be working or at least looking for work. Then they brag about their high level of education, only to pine about working for their governments or strike because they can't. Yet at the first sign of trouble, they cry to us so our boys can come save them from themselves. Whiney fucks. And I blame it all on Nicole Richie. That fat bitch started this shit.

oh great. thanks stacyy you cow. youre making everyone hate greeks now. thanks a lot. just for the record, there are plenty of greeks who dont share this jealous bitches sentiment. hate on the bitch not on the people. i hate uppity anti american europeans.

I see Homeschool has dismissed for the day. Hey, shitface, just out of curiosity, did your mother the homeschooler teach you sex ed? By demonstration? Or are you one of those "christian" fundamentalist families that don't believe in sex? I notice how you never have anything to say about the story posted or anyone else. Just me. Stalker-like. Weird. You got issues, boyh!

'Staches are so hot right now. :&

Hey, that's my neighbor, Carney Jeff. He's a cool dude - he has a big aquarium and likes to play his Gibson when he cheifs down the high school kids. So, I mean, she could do worse.
I guess he's not technically my neighbor since the shed he lives in doesn't have an address, but he lives behind one of my neighbors.

Jesus christ. I leave for two hours and come back to this? Can we all try to PLEASE concentrate on the task at hand? Zanna, goddammit, not THAT-get your panties back on. Krisdylee will be over to give you a proper tongue-lashing in a couple hours. I'm talking about your JOB as a poster on this site.

1) View photo of celeb
2) Read Superfish comment
3) Commence celeb-bashing

You've all been reported.

and
4) call stacyy a lieing cunt because she says she doesn't read this site, yet she knows about the 'first' thing.

Hiya!!! HAPPY JERRY GARCIA IS FUCKING DEAD DAY!!!!!

Do you suppose he's grateful, now that he's dead?

Skipped thru the comments, looks like another my country is better than your country fight.

It's not. Fuck off, foreigners. That is all.

Not you Kris or Tarja, I LIKE you guys.

jrzmommy - if you're going to bust someone out for making jokes about child molesting (Post 165), you might wanna go ahead and refrain from doing so yourself (Post 186).
Just sayin'.

And, I can't wait to see what beautiful insect crawls from this insidious chrysilis that is Ritchie. May it happen soon.

192--Mea culpa. But you're still a twat.

@Verbal Osmosis - You are truly one smart, sexy bitch. I like you. Thank you for pointing out "sarcasm off."

@Stacyy - I am as sure you are a rich, beautiful Greek woman about as much as I am sure that Sherry-co personally knows Tom Cruise.
Because I haven't seen it in a while, TCLTC.

#150 - The only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.
-Ted Nugent

#194 - Only around here can you get an apology like that. I am sure that you mean what you said. :)

Tranny - Don't insult the Russians, I love my vodkie-wodkie.

You are my hero Jrzmommy, I want to skull fuck you again. Maybe I don't like you cause you are a fucking waste of good space and you do nothing all fucking day but talk on this gay ass website like your better then everyone on here. Hey, look at me my jokes are so funny, hey look at me I know everything about every culture, hey look at me my pussy is really a penis, hey look at me I am being stalked. Wait, hold up, me stalk you? See, I think everyone loves me, but in actuallity all they want to do is skull fuck me!?/:0) :0(

Since the SF guy obviously isn't going to give us another posting to comment about I have to say, if this trailer-park looking guy IS Roy Orbison's son, wow he sure takes after Dads in the looks department.

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease eeeeeeeeeeeeat!!!!!!!

not to mention his sunglasses are as big as hers...that is pretty gay if you ask me

Here's a story for you, 198. Robin Williams is seeking treatment for alcoholism. Maybe he'll go back to coke. He was much funnier when he was amped-out on coke anyway. http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/08/09/people.robinwilliams.ap/index.html

#5 & #38....

GO HOME if your so fricking unhappy with MY country....

#195 &196 Jacq - "Hopeless" requests you presence over at "www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com"
He changed his name to "cock-something or other".

Bring wine or cookies!!!

"www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com"
You know what I say to all you snobby super-dorks that have formed this underground cool kids lunchroom table without asking me whether or not I can access such a site from my workplace? I say, I cannot access sites like that at work for some reason so I demand that you all come back here and stop acting like a bunch of ass-loving faggots. You know you miss my huge, giant pussy. It's hugely giant with sadness. :(

#38

actually I believe USA sent aid to greece after (and possible during) WW2. The "marshall aid" or something like that. Alot of the mathematics came from the middle east so I wouldn't claim that one either

and that last half I just don't understand, but after reading that I'll gladly have some of what you're smoking

Skull fucking. That was funny like the first 50 times you said it. What a complete and utter loser. You just don't fit in. ANYWHERE. Not even in the jail you type to us from.

@203 - Awww "oshie" don't be made. That comment was meant for Jacq's eyes only. The water IS fine over there!!

I bet Nicole is on the smack again...

Haven't been on here much lately, when did Lame-Ass-Bannanas change it's name to I Fucked Your Honor Student?

The US rocks, but nothing beats Greece. C'mon, sing along - "Greece is the word, is the word" - Rydell High is the greatest Greek place ever, if I ever drag myself over there, that's the first thing I'm visiting!

i am bored...why only one new posting today???lack of postings leads to war...evidently/ I squash you like bug with my big russian muscules.

206 - I'm never "made". Unless you're talking about "making it" which is what junior high kids used to call sex back in the 70's.
I don't know any of you anymore. I'm so disillusioned and jaded, like a 55 year old stripper with one tit. Yeah, that's jaded for ya.

Nichole looks better than a fat person, half the people on this board are probally fat, most are probally american. Guess what? America sucks, but id rather die fighting for freedom than be a prisoner all the days of my life. Why argue which country is better, worry about your own fucking life, like I said, id rather fuck nichole richie than a fat chick.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love it's the only thing that there's just too little of What the world needs now is love, sweet love, no not just for some but for everyone

About Stacy, notice how she mentioned she weighs 56 kilos but didn’t tell us how tall she is?
I spent last year studying in Europe and this is what I concluded:
Just like the United States, there are people in Europe that don’t agree with our (American) policies. Some have legit reasons, some are just idiots. The idiots are mostly bitter because Europe did rule (with their colonies and slaves) the world for over 200 years and now the US is doing what they did.
Also, not everyone in Europe hates America.

Also, Nicole finally found someone to share her glasses with! YEAH!

#5 - you're a freaking faggot dude.

she's too fat for him.

I guess no one else is willing to be seen with this twig except creepy, mystery men.

@210 - It's "MAD" I tell ya!!!

mad mad mad mad mad mad mad

I take a break from this site and come back to this! Blah Blah Blah - what a load of shit.

You people really need to get outside and grab some fresh air. These posts are getting pathetic and so off track. ooh lets fight with a keyboard - i'm so tough!

Get a life people! There's more to life than the SF! There are actually people out there who are normal and have intelligent things to say unlike some of the morons on this site. Go out and see for yourself - don't be scared - you might like it! See ya wouldn't wana be ya!

Stacyy

Know your facts. Democracy was not created in Greece, though it was practiced in Greece. And even then it was only for upper class men. Their democracy is nothing like today's democracy. Do not be diluted with your prejudiced history that Greece was the cradle of civilisation, because ARMENIANS were the first Indo European to institute what you like to call "culture". Greek philosophy was heavily influenced by Hindu philosophy. Alexander the Great was not Greek at all. There were many great civilisations before Greece was even a thought. I'm sick of all these crazy Greeks expecting us to worship their hairy asses because if you actually look at it, they haven't give us a whole lot.

#38- the Greeks sided with the Allies in World War 2, so yeah, America kinda sorta helped them out. Also, you're a freaking faggot too. Also I hope I get banned for saying "faggot."

@217 I went outside and fucked your honor student!!!!!

@217
and what is it that you are doing right now? i am sure you have a lovely life outside of SF but why do you even bother reading the comments if all you want to do is 'enjoy the fresh air'.Clearly you are NOT ANY BETTER THAN ANYONE HERE!
SF comments are a way for us to express our thoughts if you dont like it...dont come here! dont be scared sweetheart just embrace the vanity in yourself - you might like it!
- on behalf of angry SF lovers

@ 217 PS if you can see my message - well that only proves my point

i miss feed_me_chocolate
and edna

170 - i agree with you! and to add on a bit, i can count two people and two people only who support what president bush has decided to do, how he runs this country. my opinion that it's disguisting, and it's terrible. i mean, goddammnit, what's going on in the war and what's going on in the economy because of the idiot who is running our country has really taken a toll on me and my family. we'll probably never be the same. so don't talk to me about being a stupid idiotic american who is killing people and calling it great, because you know what? this might be news to you - but most americans do not support the war or anything bush has done! i googled it, and as of july 25th, bush's approval rating was 37%. a terrible rating. that's just proof, right. it was not ME who declared war and it was not ME who is killing people. so get off of your high fucking horse and quit stereotyping all americans as bad people because, guess what! we're not at all what you think. most of us probably wouldn't have decided to do what bush has done, given the opportunity. hell, you don't know us. we're not all fat, burger eating people and we don't all shop at the gap. not like either of those things effects our lives or dreams or personality or anything, 38, so that's got to be one of the stupidest things i've ever heard in my life next to "we stole your democracy". yeah. idiots, stfu.

Stayy, you're such a joke. stop being a conceited ego-maniac who doesn't know her history and invest in a razor.

and nicole richie is gross..the dude with her is quite funny-looking.

#64-THATS FREAKIN HILARIOUS