Who in the hell is Cisco Adler?

That guy is ugly as sin. She is incredibly washed up at this point in the game, how old is she - 19?

It looks like she's trying to stand downwind in all the photos...

they could be twins. thing 1 and thing 2.

i guess toothpicks make good soul mates.

here goes bobby and whitney all over again

His penis is like Shaq's

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This stupid bitch will be coming out as a lesbian within two years - why else would she be going out with this ugly fucker? It's all just a clever ruse to make the world think she is heterosexual.
And, since she's almost washed up already, I'm looking forward to the lesbian sex tape being leaked that will jump-start her career.

I swear I tried really hard to find something in those pictures that I wouldn't mind to have...I guess the camera and the BMW in the first pic. Nothing else seems to attract me much, including those 2 things inside those 70's clothes.

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Can we just call him Crisco Adler and be done with it? He has to go out of his way to look that gross. He probably thinks it funny when he tosses his sharted underwear in Mischa's face. Or picks his toe jam and then jams his finger in her mouth, or gifts her with a Dirty Sanchez (heavy on the dirty). I bet more than once he has gotten kicked out of someplace because of the way he looks or smells. Mischa must be some kind of nasty to dig that. Look at him, look at those pics, and understand that she goes down on that. Sick dick is as bad for your teeth as too much candy, look at Pete Doherty's mouth. Mischa, be warned.

God, he so SO freakin' FUG! Clearly the woman is retarded, her clothes are just as ugly as her boyfriend.

This guy is Svengali! Mischa must stand 4 paces behind him at all times.

Hopefully this is all explained by his having a huge schlong, but an unwashed schlong is still disgusting.

by the looks of him and that ugly fuck Nicole Richie was hanging with last week --Orby or whatever--I'd say that Whitestarrrrrrrrrrr (quite possibly the gayest name for a band ever) is without a doubt the most homely and scraggliest ugly bunch of motherfuckers ever in the history of music -- and that includes cavemen who banged on boulders with saber tooth tiger bones!

re-arrange the letters and Cisco Adler becomes Crisco Dale. Much more appropriate I'm sure you'd agree.

#15 I agree, it is a much better alternative

#15 Indeed. Good point.

And I ate lunch in the boardroom today. Woopee. Is there a reason this story was posted? Really?

Whatever. over ratted already. I thin Rachel Bilson is more cute.

Neither are fabulous, so why do we care?

um, does Mischa look preg to anyone???

my bad.....is

This dude is a 2nd rate K Federline.
And where are the hilarious wife beater references? Step your blog game up son.

Yeah the dude's fugly but Mischa is hot! Okay maybe not but she's got some legs...

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@21 I thought the same thing. Probably an alien though since she's so thin there's no way she got pregnant naturally. She can't be able to menstruate. Scientology's at the bottom of this.

looks like those damn snakes on a plane have invaded his trousers....

Look at her, she doesn't even look happy. I give it another week.

Eeeeewwww...gee, his pants are mighty tight in the crotch area! I tried to look away, but I just couldn't. Saw some outlines of things I didn't really want to see...BARF!

Ok, look, I understand that she's supposed to be this beautiful style icon, but at what point does she turn the corner from "How did that guy bag her?" to "Holy shit she's ugly!"?
I mean first it was Brandon Davis - which was bad, but he's a billionaire so it was ok.
Then she broke up with her stylist/fashion sense. Now Cisco - he seriously looks like something that could very well crawl out of the toilet. This all adds up to the fugging of Mischa Barton.

#4, DANIELLE - don't you mean "tooFpicks'?

man o manachevitz.....this is the second story that has made me go on "junk patrol."

@28..what do you mean you saw outlines of things you didn't want to see? That's like a guy saying he doesn't ever want to see camel toe. then again, I'm assuming with a name like purplepuppy, you are a girl..I could be wrong. In which case, i apologize.

Nice shirt, Cisco. Do they make it in men's?

she's trying to stay at least within 5 ft. away from him because he's that nasty.

Fuck, I can smell his feet from here.

gross

He looks like the type of pussy that you just want to see someone SLAP THE EVER-LOVING SHIT OUT OF.

Years from now when he is bald and overweight his kids will look back at these pics and say "Is that really you? Geez, Dad you look better now."

Fun Days.

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Those two look like Vietnam War protestors. Except for the fact that IT'S 2006!!

and what's with the bump on her belly? I guess nowadays you either

A. look anorexic
or

B. Have a bump that is indistinguishable between beer gut or baby on the way.

Who buys a yellow belt? That's just pitiful! I have to point out that Whitestarr is also the name of a company that offers anal bleaching parties. So perhaps his crotch is cheesy and his feek stink, but maybe his anus is white and shiny.

I can't tell if that's Slash from Guns'n'Roses, or the lead singer from Monster Magnet.

Men should never, EVER, wear colored belts... or scull shirts with a heart for the eye. He is trying a little too hard to act like he doesn't give a shit.
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I live in Tennessee and I can smell this guy.

Her Thighs! For the love of God, somebody find her thighs!!!

MISPRINT! Rick Okasec and Paul Poriskova eat lunch. And Rick gained 5 lbs and lost all talent.

#15 - i loves me some anagrams. This guy has a ton, some creepy!

A CLOD CRIES
A SCROD LICE
SCARCE IDOL
COCA IDLERS
COCA SLIDER
CAD RECOILS
SACRED COIL
ACID CLOSER
ACRID CLOSE

@21 - Totally pregnant. HOW THRILLED her parents must be relieved Mischa dumped that Bazillionaire Brandon guy for Weird Al's unemployed freak brother that has the NERVE to act annoyed by the cameras. Cisco WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!

He doesn't even walk next to her. In every pic, she's 5 feet behind him and probably carrying his child! Pay attention Ugly Boys....Beautiful women WANT to be treated like sh**....

They both look like dirty hippies. Good night, are they trying bring that back too? Ponchos, shags and bell bottoms weren't bad enough, now they're trying to shove dirty hippie down our throats? I won't have that. I'll do a Cartman on their asses.

She does look sorta pregnant. Yikes. Quick, who would you least rather be impregnated by, this dude or Pete Doherty?

I guess all these Hollywood turds have the freedom to date whomever they want but, holy shit, at least be a bit more selective.

EW EW EW EW EW for a girl who's suppose to be soooooooo hot she sure gets fugly guys. EW!!

@45...acknowledged and duly noted, I think I'm gonna smack my bitch up right now.

she better get me a beer too, the stupid bitch.

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Who is that stinky hippie, and why is it carrying a stick?

She's not pregnant, she ate a sandwich over the weekend and she's just trying to walk it off. I don't see the issue here... same body type, same hair, same fucking wardrobe. She just wears her facial hair a bit different, and neither one of them look like they'd recognize a shower if it hit them over the heads and forceably hosed them down.

I'm sure Mischa is dating that fuzzball because the sight and smell of him stops her from wanting to eat..

Mischa needs to:
1. Start eating real food not just dirt and grime off of her "boyfriend"
2. Get a fake tan happening because she is so pale I thought for a second there was an ugly dress blowing in the wind following fuzzface
3. Stop hanging out at the Zoo and buying monkeys to take home and date

It's all just the K-Fed trend. Don't worry, Hollywood will get over it and find love with fine gentlemen such as Rosie O'Donald

What is with her walking five steps behind him, I mean does the aroma of scraggly hippie turn her on?

gosh she is gorgeous, i sure hope he has a good personality.

Mischa is gorgeous and I love her on The O.C. but why the fuck does she date the ugliest guys? first that fat whats his name loser that called Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch",( that was funny but I don't remember his name), and now this guy? If I were her I would go after so many other guys in Hollywood.

Mischa is gorgeous and I love her on The O.C. but why does she date the ugliest guys? first that fat whats his name loser that called Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch",( that was funny but I don't remember his name), and now this guy? If I were her I would go after so many other guys in Hollywood.

I thought Cisco was black and sang "The Thong Song".

Mischa Barton is a dirty dyke ,she might not be willing to 'come out' but wait till she gets a bit older and the contracts start drying up. Next thing she'll be advertising is having 14 hour sex with Ellen DeGeneres.

Yikes I pulled something like that out of the shower plug hole the other day.

As for her, I saw her at the Cartier International Polo* last month and she's very bland in the flesh.

*becaws aim turribly pawsh and thut's wut we pawsh people do. (must sack Maid for not cleaning shower).

he looks like Lt. Dan from forrest gump to me..after he lost the legs and got all crazy like.

and fuck is she ever bow-legged.

Heaven forbid he not walk 3 feet in front of her..

#43 I think "A SCROD LICE" is my favourite

they are both horribly ugly! im sorry but mischa needs to ead some damn cheese burgers, steaks,.. anything! shes nasty, i dunno why everyone likes her. butt ugly

if my legs were that skinny, I'd fall down alot...
how does he fuck her without breaking her anyway?

Shes a dumb fuck!!

59:
naw, ellen's way too classy for that.

now here's where i show my age:
my dad made the same greasy hippy filthy comments about the beatles.
and i was the only kid in school not allowed to watch "the partridge family" because (oh, fuck? what's his name? the keith partridge one?) he had long hair. and danny was obnoxious.

mom fixed it so i could listen to the "top 40" w/ casey kasem, as long as i kept it really low, and used my brother's room.

*snaps back to reality*

honest to god, i think i kinda know who she is, but who and why is HE?

yeah, i'm done. going back to my "happy place"

that boyfriend of hers looks like he has cooties

ok, had to go back up and look at the picture after the yellow belt and tight jeans comments...anyone notice he has a camel toe????? and i agree, how does he fuck her without breaking her or without severing an artery from all those bones???

she's probably just eaten, hence the bump, but we know she has periods due to the lovely pic posted here a while back showing her lovely white spotted pants in the crotch area...that is, unless she's lost more weight, then yeah, she wouldn't be able to have her period. i just don't get the attraction from either way...he's just a scuz and she's fuuuuuugly and far too thin.

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Who is this guy? One of you must know who this peckerneck is.