August 24, 2006
Michael Jackson sells his weird stuff
Michael Jackson reportedly owes thousands of dollars to an art gallery owner in Califronia and now the guy is so desperate to get his money back he's resorting to selling Michael's paintings on eBay. Included in the gallery are two enormous mural portraits Michael asked the owner to frame: one of him with Peter Pan and the other of him dancing in a rainbow of colors. Additionally, he also bought dozens of Norman Rockwell paintings featuring children at play and also wanted them framed.
"I don't know what to do with these murals," the gallery owner, who asked to remain anonymous, told the mag. "Maybe I'll put them on eBay and see what I can get." And, despite Jackson's rep's claims that Neverland isn't for sale, Santa Barbara reports that the singer's menagerie of exotic animals is quietly being unloaded. "Jackson's elephant sold to a big wheel [circus] near Los Angeles," a source told the mag. "It's also true that Jackson has four giraffes up for sale. His asking price: $35,000 a pair."
If you've got a ton of money and have fantasized about living the life of Michael Jackson today's your lucky day. And sure the neighbors might point and whisper, but that's because they're just jealous it's not them riding down the street on a pair of giraffes towing a huge mural of Michael Jackson with Peter Pan.
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Comments
1. Posted by Bandit on August 24, 2006 9:41 AM
Pants!
2. Posted by LeadingLadybug on August 24, 2006 9:43 AM
I guess this means the Lost Boys have to go too? Poor crazy Michael Jackson.
3. Posted by The Juice on August 24, 2006 9:45 AM
Is that Tito lurking in the background - cause you know Tito's evil, he framed Michael.
4. Posted by flashback on August 24, 2006 9:50 AM
ROFL What about Bubbles?
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5. Posted by RichPort on August 24, 2006 9:52 AM
The people of Dubai must have had their collective IQs plummet as a result of his over-extended visit. I hear giraffe tastes great and all, but it'll be a family day in Neverland before I pay 35G to eat one of those fuckers. What...? Pets...? Fuck that, giraffes are ugly.
6. Posted by Jedi Kevin on August 24, 2006 9:56 AM
Can we just rename this site "People We Hate" or something? Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Nicole Richie... these are all peoplw that we would blast into space if we could.
7. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 24, 2006 10:01 AM
Michael's so far entrenched into freakdom that the only thing that would surprise me now is if a video surfaced of him having sex with a woman.
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8. Posted by BLucky on August 24, 2006 10:03 AM
Ooo, I wonder if all his Beverly Johnson wigs are going on sale too.
9. Posted by confiscate_me on August 24, 2006 10:04 AM
$35,000! Is that all? Just think of the hand-bags darlings!
10. Posted by jrzmommy on August 24, 2006 10:08 AM
What is he gonna use to entice little boys to come over and play with him now? He might just have to start cruising playgrounds and themeparks like the other pedophiles do.
11. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 24, 2006 10:21 AM
Hold a pair of them giraffes for me!
All I need is $34,447.54 more.
Unless he'll give me something for the 3572 beer can tabs I've saved?
12. Posted by DancingQueen on August 24, 2006 10:22 AM
I bet his mural wasn't as good as the one I have of me riding in the sleigh with Santa...
13. Posted by dupababy on August 24, 2006 10:25 AM
my heart breaks for mj.. his run of bad luck just seems so unfairly lengthy.. and monkeyish.. i suppose after you've spent $3.5 million to plasticize yourself and another $3.5 million to pay off the parental units of the little boys you've boinked.. well, there's not much left to do but sell animal kingdom and your spiffy fantastical art works.. peter's pan? rainbow skittles? were curious george around, i'm sure he'd have a thing or two to say about this..
http://www.stingybitches.com/Stingy%20kitties%203.html
14. Posted by Jacq on August 24, 2006 10:27 AM
Actually, the giraffes are a freakin' deal. If you were to hunt them, you could expect to pay anywhere from $20K to $40K for any that you shoot.
#11 - Maybe if you didn't drink so much beer, you'd have that $34,447.54. If he won't take them, will you make 'em into a necklace for me? Do you have any with the middle not popped out? Those mean that you're gonna get lucky...
15. Posted by I Will Eat Your Children on August 24, 2006 10:31 AM
How much for the nude portrait of 10 yr old Wade Robson?
I have a place on my mantle with his name on it.
16. Posted by Elikapeka on August 24, 2006 10:37 AM
Is there a painting of him with his red silk shirt on with a speech bubble saying, "They saw my penis" like in that interview where he's defending himself? SO calling Dibs on that one. Back off bitches, it's mine.
17. Posted by thesarahficial on August 24, 2006 10:38 AM
What I would do for those giraffes........
18. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 24, 2006 10:44 AM
14- Woohoo!! I have 17 tabs with the middle not popped out!
(dancing around with joyous abandon) - ♪♪I'm gonna get lucky♪ - ♪I'm gonna get lucky ♪♪
19. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 24, 2006 10:47 AM
Let me try that again.
14- Woohoo!! I have 17 tabs with the middle not popped out!
(dancing around with joyous abandon) ♪♪I'm gonna get lucky♪ ♪I'm gonna get lucky♪♪
20. Posted by Jacq on August 24, 2006 10:50 AM
"Mommy! Mommy! Who is the white, noseless woman touching Peter Pan's weiner?"
This reminds me of my favorite Michael Jackson word: doo-doofeces. During an interview he was describing the atrocities of jail-house life and said, "There was doo-doo and feces and doo-doofeces. There was doo-doofeces all over the wall!"
21. Posted by Jacq on August 24, 2006 10:50 AM
#19 - Once you pop, you can't stop!
22. Posted by beanncheese on August 24, 2006 11:17 AM
I have one of his paintings for sale. It is Michael laying in bed with the Teletubbies!
http://www.spoonspam.com
23. Posted by DancingQueen on August 24, 2006 11:36 AM
#20 - doo-doo-feces!!! HAHAHA! I had totally forgotten about that! That was good!
24. Posted by Xopher.tm on August 24, 2006 12:28 PM
My life savings....
Pair o' giraffes....
What to do? What. To. Do?
25. Posted by Jacq on August 24, 2006 12:42 PM
Doo-doo-feces! Doo-doo-feces! In your FACE, Michael!!
26. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 24, 2006 12:43 PM
i got a pretty good deal a case of jesus juice this morning!
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27. Posted by nc72 on August 24, 2006 12:46 PM
What else is there other than weird stuff?
http://www.exposay.com/michael-jackson/1/c/1578/
28. Posted by mcgillvray on August 24, 2006 12:51 PM
Hmmm.. Anyone wanna go splitsies on the girraffes with me?
29. Posted by babydollz217 on August 24, 2006 12:53 PM
i think we need to leave him alone
30. Posted by YoMamma on August 24, 2006 12:57 PM
Califronia? Is that a joke I dont get...or is the superfish seriously retarded?
31. Posted by Spindoc on August 24, 2006 1:04 PM
I can't wait for this pedophilic Psycho fright mask to be outside a starbucks begging for change so he can go by whatever magazine is the male equivilant of "Barely Legal"
Seriously, this guy looks like Samantha's Mother on the TV show Betwitched. Oh Boo Hoo Hoo, your daddy was strict with you when you were younger, well I'm sure that getting yelled at by your dad wasn't half as bad as what your maid's son went through getting molested by this walking wax figurine. No Michael, be a good boy and take a walk out into the tar pit. Even Tom Cruise wouldn't want your cock.
32. Posted by Justin Igger on August 24, 2006 1:11 PM
This guy used to be Justin Igger, now he's a fucking white freak, for real though!!
33. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 24, 2006 1:14 PM
What about the painting with him circle sucking the Lil' Rascals? Or the one where he had himself "inserted" into a portrait of Little Lord Fauntleroy? Or that majestic fresco with him and Bubbles depicted as Tarzan and Cheetah and Macauly Culkin making a stoic Jane? Any takers on that series of black and white erotica featuring Jacko, Emmanuel Lewis and Alphonso Ribiero all naked and covered in coco puffs? Or the statuary of Michael playing wienies 'n butts with the childrens? Inquiring minds want to know.
34. Posted by Elikapeka on August 24, 2006 1:29 PM
Babydoll, haven't you learned anything about celebrities? The ones who do crazy shit like pose for a painting of dancing in rainbows and cut off their nose and bathe in bleach are the ones you DON'T leave alone. Do you think the creamy skin and gaping face-whole are all for his own enjoyment and the little boys he makes love to? I don't think so.
35. Posted by biatcho on August 24, 2006 1:31 PM
#29 - Do you think we should leave him alone with a kid?
36. Posted by Elikapeka on August 24, 2006 1:33 PM
#35.. perhaps we should leave him alone with 29's kid. Alone with nothing but a smile and some Jesus Juice.
37. Posted by biatcho on August 24, 2006 1:55 PM
I had me some jesus juice this morning. It gave me some pep & vigor but, it's wearing off now and man do I feel like crucifying someone!
38. Posted by biatcho on August 24, 2006 1:56 PM
it also makes me put commas in all the wrong places. Must be all that fighting with danYELL.
39. Posted by Jacq on August 24, 2006 2:09 PM
#28 - That's the craziest thing I've heard all day. What can you do with just ONE giraffe? Seriously.
40. Posted by sometimesboy on August 24, 2006 4:15 PM
i heard things are so bad he's having to sell much of his childrens clothing...but he's got some great deals...little boys pants are even 1/2 off...
41. Posted by mcgillvray on August 24, 2006 4:47 PM
#39, I could take that ONE giraffe and make a pair with that other long-necked giraffe thats bursting through my zipper.
42. Posted by thesarahficial on August 24, 2006 4:49 PM
"Michael Jackson selling his weird stuff"
Michael's selling his face!
43. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 25, 2006 1:49 AM
I wonder if he has any aardvarks for sale. I've always fancied one of those as a pet. Not the giraffes though. I'd have to cut holes through the floors of our house and that would be silly. The children might fall through them.
Yikes! Nobody buy any of those animals. It's a known fact that the molested go on to molest. Those animals would be sodomising our little darlings before they were out of their crates!
44. Posted by RichPort on August 25, 2006 6:41 AM
#43 - HA!!!
45. Posted by Money Magnet on August 25, 2006 4:32 PM
He really should be forced to get help. I can't believe he has access to his own children. Just put him out of his pedopheliac misery...(is that a word?)..lol
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