Aug 25 2006Megatron gets ass raped
Not really celebrity related, but what did those bastards do to Megatron?
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Not really celebrity related, but what did those bastards do to Megatron?
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Reader Comments
1. Rimmer - August 25, 2006 12:59 PM
That looks more like Paris Hilton's chastity belt.
2. Jacq - August 25, 2006 1:02 PM
Megatron like Transformers? More than meets the eye?
His face looks like a Ma-Jong puzzle.
3. Jacq - August 25, 2006 1:03 PM
They made one of these already. It was called Predator.
4. Braintrustfund - August 25, 2006 1:08 PM
Wasn't it Galvitron who was the alien fighter? i was looking forward to Megatron's CGI reduction of size to a pistol.
Leave it to Michael Gay to f*** it up.
5. Celetina - August 25, 2006 1:15 PM
If Megatron isn't a celebrity in this day and age I don't want to live anymore. That being said, that is the stuff of nightmares and German industrial singer jizz. Who the fuck decided on that?
6. Binky - August 25, 2006 1:22 PM
I forget - was this thing in Ghandi ? Or was that Kingsley ?
7. Equalparts - August 25, 2006 1:24 PM
It's Lindsay Lohans who ha.
8. CelebSlam.com - August 25, 2006 1:29 PM
It's Paris Hilton sans skin?
http://www.celebslam.com
9. RTH - August 25, 2006 1:30 PM
Sigh... that is NOT Megatron. Michael Bay is a tard.
10. UNWASHEDMASSES - August 25, 2006 1:44 PM
That's Darth Vader's fuckdoll.
11. biatcho - August 25, 2006 1:55 PM
I hear this is loosely based on what Mel Gibson looks like when he wakes up in the morning after drinking 10 bottles of whiskey & fucking a couple of low-ball hookers.
Funnily enough, he will kick Optimus Prime's ASSHOLE in because we all know Prime is nothing but a filthy jew.
12. RTH - August 25, 2006 1:55 PM
It's the Super Shredder from TMNT2... not Megatron.
13. al rarow - August 25, 2006 1:59 PM
Megatron's maw looks like a metallic, puckered butthole.
14. Nikk The Templar - August 25, 2006 3:16 PM
So that's what Teri Hatcher looks like without any make-up.....
15. enfilade - August 25, 2006 3:47 PM
Hm, that is slightly scary.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
16. DrunkBlogger - August 25, 2006 8:21 PM
Ahh fuck, I just realized I live in Hollywood.
17. Jake - August 25, 2006 11:16 PM
What Cindy Crawford would've looked like w/o the cosmetic surgery
http://wampoon.com/
18. TwoKings - August 27, 2006 12:08 AM
Holy shit...I can only imagine what they did to Prime.
19. anchower - August 27, 2006 11:49 AM
Awesome!! The whole point of "transformation" is that after "transforming," the robots will be in disguise!! Alien fighters!! I see those on the freeway every day!! Genius!!
20. Shawn Bowen - August 27, 2006 12:42 PM
you geeks are fucking funny....
21. RichPort - August 28, 2006 5:17 AM
Someone please explain to me what a machine needs with teeth. I mean teeth on Megatron are as idiotic as teeth on Nicole Richie, considering neither one of them eat.
#11 - I'm still laughing... thanks for that!
22. jrzmommy - August 28, 2006 6:11 AM
These are Suri Cruise's first photos.
23. daveeech81 - August 28, 2006 6:59 AM
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
24. Triumph Insult Dog - August 28, 2006 7:32 AM
WHY, WHY, WHY must Hollywood destroy everything I love! The Transformers are so simple and easy and yet they still managed to "F" it up.
What's next? Make a "G.I. Joe" movie where all the men are gay and all the women are lesbians (the ugly ones)?
It's just...aww, screw it!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
25. Triumph Insult Dog - August 28, 2006 7:32 AM
WHY, WHY, WHY must Hollywood destroy everything I love! The Transformers are so simple and easy and yet they still managed to "F" it up.
What's next? Make a "G.I. Joe" movie where all the men are gay and all the women are lesbians (the ugly ones)?
It's just...aww, screw it!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
26. Praz - August 28, 2006 7:33 AM
@#4 You're probably thinking of Cyclonus.
Galvetron turned into some kind of futuristic cannon.
27. ReelWorld - August 28, 2006 7:37 AM
What's worse is he doesn't "transform" into a gun/rifle as in the original comics/cartoons. He now changes into a jet fighter?? Prime is decked out with flame decals on his side, and Bumblebee has been switched from being a VW Beetle to a Chevy Camero! Oh Michael Bay - how could you mess this up so bad? And to think Spielberg is producing!!
28. HolisticWisdomcom - August 28, 2006 8:43 AM
What is with all the fuss, that is the newest sex machine...
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sybian-vs-jetaime.htm
29. The Devil's Prom Date - August 28, 2006 10:56 AM
My inner child feels like it just got diddled, but insterad of getting a waffle cone afterward, it got a Go-Bot. This sucks.
30. Tuffy - August 29, 2006 6:49 AM
Hey all, I wrote about this post on my blog, FanDumb, and quoted some of your comments. My faves were "German industrial singer jizz" (huh?!?) and "Michael Bay is a tard."
Here's a link:
http://fandumb.wordpress.com/2006/08/28/celebrity-gossip-site-dishes-on-megatron/
Or use this:
http://tinyurl.com/mvuyn
Love,
Tuffy
31. Courtney - August 29, 2006 8:13 AM
Optimus Prime is totally gonna own him now.
32. HollywoodSnark - April 12, 2007 11:06 AM
yeah....lol, not looking good