August 25, 2006
Megatron gets ass raped
Not really celebrity related, but what did those bastards do to Megatron?
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Comments
1. Posted by Rimmer on August 25, 2006 12:59 PM
That looks more like Paris Hilton's chastity belt.
2. Posted by Jacq on August 25, 2006 1:02 PM
Megatron like Transformers? More than meets the eye?
His face looks like a Ma-Jong puzzle.
3. Posted by Jacq on August 25, 2006 1:03 PM
They made one of these already. It was called Predator.
4. Posted by Braintrustfund on August 25, 2006 1:08 PM
Wasn't it Galvitron who was the alien fighter? i was looking forward to Megatron's CGI reduction of size to a pistol.
Leave it to Michael Gay to f*** it up.
5. Posted by Celetina on August 25, 2006 1:15 PM
If Megatron isn't a celebrity in this day and age I don't want to live anymore. That being said, that is the stuff of nightmares and German industrial singer jizz. Who the fuck decided on that?
6. Posted by Binky on August 25, 2006 1:22 PM
I forget - was this thing in Ghandi ? Or was that Kingsley ?
7. Posted by Equalparts on August 25, 2006 1:24 PM
It's Lindsay Lohans who ha.
8. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 25, 2006 1:29 PM
It's Paris Hilton sans skin?
http://www.celebslam.com
9. Posted by RTH on August 25, 2006 1:30 PM
Sigh... that is NOT Megatron. Michael Bay is a tard.
10. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 25, 2006 1:44 PM
That's Darth Vader's fuckdoll.
11. Posted by biatcho on August 25, 2006 1:55 PM
I hear this is loosely based on what Mel Gibson looks like when he wakes up in the morning after drinking 10 bottles of whiskey & fucking a couple of low-ball hookers.
Funnily enough, he will kick Optimus Prime's ASSHOLE in because we all know Prime is nothing but a filthy jew.
12. Posted by RTH on August 25, 2006 1:55 PM
It's the Super Shredder from TMNT2... not Megatron.
13. Posted by al rarow on August 25, 2006 1:59 PM
Megatron's maw looks like a metallic, puckered butthole.
14. Posted by Nikk The Templar on August 25, 2006 3:16 PM
So that's what Teri Hatcher looks like without any make-up.....
15. Posted by enfilade on August 25, 2006 3:47 PM
Hm, that is slightly scary.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
16. Posted by DrunkBlogger on August 25, 2006 8:21 PM
Ahh fuck, I just realized I live in Hollywood.
17. Posted by Jake on August 25, 2006 11:16 PM
What Cindy Crawford would've looked like w/o the cosmetic surgery
http://wampoon.com/
18. Posted by TwoKings on August 27, 2006 12:08 AM
Holy shit...I can only imagine what they did to Prime.
19. Posted by anchower on August 27, 2006 11:49 AM
Awesome!! The whole point of "transformation" is that after "transforming," the robots will be in disguise!! Alien fighters!! I see those on the freeway every day!! Genius!!
20. Posted by Shawn Bowen on August 27, 2006 12:42 PM
you geeks are fucking funny....
21. Posted by RichPort on August 28, 2006 5:17 AM
Someone please explain to me what a machine needs with teeth. I mean teeth on Megatron are as idiotic as teeth on Nicole Richie, considering neither one of them eat.
#11 - I'm still laughing... thanks for that!
22. Posted by jrzmommy on August 28, 2006 6:11 AM
These are Suri Cruise's first photos.
23. Posted by daveeech81 on August 28, 2006 6:59 AM
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
24. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on August 28, 2006 7:32 AM
WHY, WHY, WHY must Hollywood destroy everything I love! The Transformers are so simple and easy and yet they still managed to "F" it up.
What's next? Make a "G.I. Joe" movie where all the men are gay and all the women are lesbians (the ugly ones)?
It's just...aww, screw it!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
25. Posted by Triumph Insult Dog on August 28, 2006 7:32 AM
WHY, WHY, WHY must Hollywood destroy everything I love! The Transformers are so simple and easy and yet they still managed to "F" it up.
What's next? Make a "G.I. Joe" movie where all the men are gay and all the women are lesbians (the ugly ones)?
It's just...aww, screw it!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
26. Posted by Praz on August 28, 2006 7:33 AM
@#4 You're probably thinking of Cyclonus.
Galvetron turned into some kind of futuristic cannon.
27. Posted by ReelWorld on August 28, 2006 7:37 AM
What's worse is he doesn't "transform" into a gun/rifle as in the original comics/cartoons. He now changes into a jet fighter?? Prime is decked out with flame decals on his side, and Bumblebee has been switched from being a VW Beetle to a Chevy Camero! Oh Michael Bay - how could you mess this up so bad? And to think Spielberg is producing!!
28. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 28, 2006 8:43 AM
What is with all the fuss, that is the newest sex machine...
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sybian-vs-jetaime.htm
29. Posted by The Devil's Prom Date on August 28, 2006 10:56 AM
My inner child feels like it just got diddled, but insterad of getting a waffle cone afterward, it got a Go-Bot. This sucks.
30. Posted by Tuffy on August 29, 2006 6:49 AM
Hey all, I wrote about this post on my blog, FanDumb, and quoted some of your comments. My faves were "German industrial singer jizz" (huh?!?) and "Michael Bay is a tard."
Here's a link:
http://fandumb.wordpress.com/2006/08/28/celebrity-gossip-site-dishes-on-megatron/
Or use this:
http://tinyurl.com/mvuyn
Love,
Tuffy
31. Posted by Courtney on August 29, 2006 8:13 AM
Optimus Prime is totally gonna own him now.