August 3, 2006

Marie Osmond is still alive

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Despite reports by the National Enquirer that Marie Osmond was hospitalized after a failed suicide attempt, her manager says it was just a bad reaction to some medication and she's doing fine now.

"She basically had an adverse reaction to some medication she was taking and she blacked out," spokeswoman Amy Hawkes said. Osmond, who lives in Utah County about 30 miles from Salt Lake City, spent a couple of days at Timpanogos Regional Medical Center in Orem last week, Hawkes said. "She's doing fine. She's vacationing with her family right now," she said. "We deal with those tabloids all the time," said Karl Engemann, Osmond's manager. "You get tired of responding. It's like punching Jell-O."

It's about time we had some updates on Marie Osmond's life. Because I've, uh, really been like thinking about her. Or something. Definitely. Why does she look like she wants to eat my liver?


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Comments

who cares?

she looks like the bride of chucky

Yeah, a reaction to the medication. A reaction to taking 50 times the prescribed dose of the medication is more like it!

BULLSHIT!!! Her and I were supposed to go out together. Double suicide!!!

He's a little bit "Who Cares"
I'm a little bit "I don't give a damn."

Is this the chick that's married to her brother? These people are creepy.
And as someone who has had an averse reaction to her medication I don't recall blacking out. I recall getting very itchy and my throat swelling up...but not blacking out. Although I would have welcomed that. It would have gotten rid of the itchy.

Last I checked, swallowing a bottle of pills is not the same thing as a bad reaction to medication, just like getting knocked up during a gangbang is not the same thing as having a bad reaction to having unprotected sex.

@2: Sweeeet! PMGOL
(puking my guts out laughing)

I thought you wrote "Chunky"...

....still funny though.

"It's like punching Jell-O."

I love her spokeswoman...

I guess this is what being a little bit Country does for ya.

you have to admit though, she is totally rockin The Rachel

"It's like punching Jell-O."...wow. Most people eat Jell-O, and some even try nailing it to trees...but punching? That's a new one for me.

"It's like punching Jell-O."...wow. Most people eat Jell-O, and some even try nailing it to trees...but punching? That's a new one for me.

I totally understand.

I've blacked out from medication before and spent a few days in the hospital and then went on vacation with my family.

Well not so much medication as roofies.

And not so much a hospital as some guys van.

And not really a vacation but i did spend a few days wondering why the fuck my ass hurt so much...

@10

I don't think 'Karl' is a woman's name. But yeah I'm so gonna use that jell-o line at my next office meeting

I think she should be left alone here. She has been very upfront about her depression / post-partum depression issues, so no one should be surprised she has been on medication. I think she should be applauded for taking the stigma out of it and being forthcoming. I really hope it was a not a suicide attempt. AND I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT!!!!

I totally understand.

I've blacked out from medication before and spent a few days in the hospital and then went on vacation with my family.

Well not so much medication as roofies.

And not so much a hospital as some guys van.

And not really a vacation but i did spend a few days wondering why the fuck my ass hurt so much...

I think she should be left alone here. She has been very upfront about her depression / post-partum depression issues, so no one should be surprised she has been on medication. I think she should be applauded for taking the stigma out of it and being forthcoming. I really hope it was a not a suicide attempt. AND I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT!!!!

I totally understand.

I've blacked out from medication before and spent a few days in the hospital and then went on vacation with my family.

Well not so much medication as roofies.

And not so much a hospital as some guys van.

And not really a vacation but i did spend a few days wondering why the fuck my ass hurt so much...

I totally understand.

I've blacked out from medication before and spent a few days in the hospital and then went on vacation with my family.

Well not so much medication as roofies.

And not so much a hospital as some guys van.

And not really a vacation but i did spend a few days wondering why the fuck my ass hurt so much...

Look, I don't see why they call it a suicide attempt, She just had a bad reaction to the 47 pills she swallowed with a glass of Jack Daniels.

I totally understand.

I've blacked out from medication before and spent a few days in the hospital and then went on vacation with my family.

Well not so much medication as roofies.

And not so much a hospital as some guys van.

And not really a vacation but i did spend a few days wondering why the fuck my ass hurt so much...

"Exhaustion" read overdose. "Bad reaction to prescribed drugs" read suicide attempt. Is there any honesty left in the entertainment biz anymore? They issue statements like we're all kids and mom ran off with the plumber. We can all see through the bywords. She's mom to like half of Utah, has no career to speak of, brother Donny won't return her calls because her erratic behavior cancelled their t.v. show, and all she's remembered for is her hideously oversized chompers. Adverse reaction my ass. It's like categorizing a self-inflicted gunshot wound as lead poisoning.

I always knew she was squirrely but is she storing Walnuts in her cheeks?

Guess a little bit of country is still around...

If the story is about Marie, why is there a picture of Donnie?

If the story is about Marie, why is there a picture of Donnie?

I always new she was a little squirrely but what the fuck is up with her storing Walnuts in her cheeks?

She sure had a lot of plastic surgery done on your nasty face. Die hillbilly scum, die!

We've all been here long enough to know that if there is speculation about something, it's usually true.

...and Peaches2113, please. With that kind of talk your going to upset Giggles (read posts #16 & 19).

They failed to mention the cause of the adverse effects was from swigging vodka, robitussin & Xanax. Crazy mormon freakshow.

"I'm a little bit cuntry... I'm a little bit cocks & balls". Thank You UTAH!

Marie Osmond would look great if she were surrounded by midgets dressed in leather and liqour, lots of liquor and some hookers.

better yet, forget Marie Osmond...

I'd hit it.

People who are depressed should just off themselves, not be given the will to live in the form of a little blue pill...

If there were no anti-depressents there would be no Marie Osmond.

Brains...

Braaaiiiinnnnssss...

Is this picture before or after she passed out?

Non story.

#33

LOL.....funny shit =)

I can't believe how vicious you people are to
someone that may have tried to take her own life.

And to those who think depressed people should "off themselves" clearly are ignorant to the nature of depression.

There is always hope for those who are depressed to reclaim their life and be happy again.

#41 Do you work for the drug companies?

@41: If I ship you a pistol, will you promise to use it?

And by use it, shove it in your mouth and pull the trigger?

41--Untrue. There are definately people who are better off pushing up daisies.

Pssssssst, #41... Yeah - hey. Look at the name of this site. Now look around a bit at the postings of most of the people here. Yeah. This is not the "wellness center/granola cruncher/love you so much/everything is going to be okay with lots of understanding site".... get with the program or go take a little pill.

Hell go have 300 of them. It would make me me feel better if you did.

A. Marie Osmond, Birth Oct. 13, 1959. Age 46.

Top hits include,"A Day Late and a dollar Short." and-- "Make the World Go Away." Hmmmm??? More like, "A Day late and a pill short, and how about, "Please God Make This Fucking World Go Away!!!!!!!!!!"

Still hitable? Indeed. However, has anyone tried fucking a bowl of Jello? It's some mind-blowing squishy-jiggly fun, like sticking your dick directly into one of Pam Anderson's jugs. Much more pleasant than the telephone pole I drilled a hole into once, less splintery.

I so have a thing for suicidal brunettes.

Hopeless

Cry me a fucking river #41.


whinersannonymous.com is that way ------>

don't let your browser hit you on the way out.

Bare with me, I'm a little out of it. I've had so many orgasms so far this week I'm pretty sure my last load was knee cartilage.

How did she get the pills past her teeth? They're enormous. No, wait... Maybe they gave her a horse tablet by mistake.

@46 Hysterical. I just slooged wine on my screen.

Hopless...I thought you were an arse bandit?

And I mean no offense. I love fags. My only gripe is that they won't fuck me.

i would hit it! no wait, i would punch it!

Whats 2+2?

A. Jello

@52 First off, I'll fuck just about anyone or anything; real, animated, wooden, plastic, metal, human, alien... you name it I'll hit it. I'm the Captain Kirk of cockdom!!!!!

and second off: who the fuck are you?

Hopeless

12

hahahhahahahaha

her smile and cheeks reminds me of this character


http://www.whalefish.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/monster%20pics/willow.gif

@ 56... Jesus, what the fuck I was just asking.

God I'm so depressed.

No one likes me.

I wish I were dead.

brb, gonna go have an "adverse reaction to some medication..."

You gotta love them Mormons, they are secretly fetish lovin', cock-suckin', orgy havin', pill poppin' freaks. On the outside its clean cut and proper, on the inside its Dennis Rodman on exstacy.

I'm not surprised she had that reaction to the meds with all that corn in her system.

Get it? Corn?! Because she and her family are so corny?! HA! I make me laugh!...


http://www.blackbeatpress.com

#17: Meh... =P
yeah I can imagine that

- "Our stocks are constantly going up but I think we should fire a guy or two and make some internal expansions"

- "Hm, but what abour our stocks?"

- "Aren't you listening?! God, it's like puching jell-o here..."

#41 Grphdesi23,

You want to talk to me about depression. Ok, I'll believe Andrea Yates was Depressed. But Marie had no trouble getting her ass out of bed and to the plastic surgeon 5 or 6 times. The fact that she is now depressed because he made her look like the front end of a Chevy might be a reason for her to swallow a bunch of pills, but not enough of one to get my sympathy. NOW, if somebody called her fat or made fun of her bikini.....THEN she'd get my sympathy.

bigponie:
"she looks like the bride of chucky"

What?! I'm insulted! You bastard ponie! I look nothing like h-
Ohhhhh BRIDE of chucky....

She was a great Wonder Woman, god I loved that show... "Quick! Hop into my invisible jet!"

This is my first time posting, just had to say how much you guys crack me up. Love the site.

65--marie osmond wasn't wonder woman. Linda Carter was.

@67

I know that.. thanks ruining my fantasy.

@59 Honestly, I'd do ya, but if I blow one more load I'm pretty certain my eyeballs will suck into my skull and shoot out my wand!!!

See post 49!!!

I'M OUT OF CUM!!!!!!!!

Sincerely yours,
Hopeless

If this blowfish does off herself, will the price of her retarded dolls go up?

Hell, the chick has 7 kids, right? I might try to off myself too!

I have one, want a few more..but shit..gotta get the squigglies first!

She has a fat face.
And horse teeth.

She looks like the kind of bitch you can take to the circus and fuck under the bleachers ass-up with her head buried in elephant dung.

It took me a while to figure it out but my suspicions have been confirmed. I don't know if anyone saw that documentary from a while back called: Alien v. Predator. At the end historians speculated that the Alien queen might still be alive.

There's your alien queen folks, Marie Osmond smiling and ready to spit acid, on your face.

I cannot believe all the insensitive people on this site. How dare you make fun of people who may try and kill themsleves! How dare you bring up Mormons and talk trash about them like they aren't real people too... No wait. Just kidding, like we care... It is the Superficial!!! GEEZ!!!

Oh, and Marie Osmond is a freak of nature fo-shur...

I'm in PR, and basically:

adverse reaction to medication=too many drugs, usually illegal ones

adverse reaction to medication requiring hospitalization=suicide attempt

dehydration=too much booze

exhaustion=too much coke

publicist could not be reach for comment=you have no idea how the hell to spin this crazy shit

But these are things the Superfish community knows anyway.

I wonder if she's still sleeping with Donny. They were such a cute incestuous couple.

She's clearly now a lot more than a little bit rock 'n' roll.

jrzmommy Please see comment 80 in the Jenna Jameson pic.

I love Marie Osmond.

[Said Karl Engemann, Osmond's manager. "You get tired of responding. It's like punching Jell-O."]

No doubt, I shacked up that bitch so hard and I was holding off the skinny ass Anthony with my left, till-wait.....
Oh - Punching JELL-O!!

(God, I'm 0 for 2)

79--de nada. it's totally okay.

#83

You should have let him off himself once and for all. This would have been the perfect thread for him to do it.

Dang, I'm talking to myself... that was some great weed...

#63, Spindoc

"she is now depressed because he made her look like the front end of a Chevy..."

haha, awesome.

I love her too #80...I'd love her more under the bleachers ass-up with her head buried in elephant dung. #73

I'm glad someone else can spot potential : )

http://majikthise.typepad.com/majikthise_/2006/06/daughters_inter.html

"So...I know both Jes and Marie. I worked with Jes and it is horribly sad how badly she has been treated by both her parents. Of course Marie exposed her children. She will do anything to get back into the spotlight, even if it means sacrificing her own children. Donating money for children-all a show, anything to get back into the spotlight. It was ridiculous what a joke Marie was. She does not care about any of her own children, and i know for a fact that she's beaten Jes more than once. It's just sad.

Posted by: Miscellaneous | August 02, 2006 at 12:47 AM "

http://majikthise.typepad.com/majikthise_/2006/06/daughters_inter.html

"So...I know both Jes and Marie. I worked with Jes and it is horribly sad how badly she has been treated by both her parents. Of course Marie exposed her children. She will do anything to get back into the spotlight, even if it means sacrificing her own children. Donating money for children-all a show, anything to get back into the spotlight. It was ridiculous what a joke Marie was. She does not care about any of her own children, and i know for a fact that she's beaten Jes more than once. It's just sad.

Posted by: Miscellaneous | August 02, 2006 at 12:47 AM "

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