August 2, 2006
Liv Tyler hits puberty
All the money and resources in the world and even somebody like Liv Tyler can't avoid being seen in public with a pimple the size of my fist on her nose. You'd think celebrities would have some super expensive secret technique for dealing with blemishes. Like rubbing bald eagle poo on their face. Or diamonds. Or bald eagle poo covered in diamonds. The more extravagant and expensive it is, the better it works. That's a scientific fact.



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Comments
1. Posted by Kg on August 2, 2006 5:34 AM
uh... so?
2. Posted by ebayfan414 on August 2, 2006 5:38 AM
Celebrities get zits? No way!! Next you'll be telling me that celebs don't dance naked around voodoo fires or eat babies! Pffft!
3. Posted by ebayfan414 on August 2, 2006 5:39 AM
By the way that zit is bigger than Paris Hiltons tits.
4. Posted by MeganHarris on August 2, 2006 5:44 AM
hmm, yeah. I like that pimple. Id like to bite it off her nose, and make out with her....
yes, I'd make out with Liv Tyler. And her pimple.
5. Posted by slinkysu on August 2, 2006 5:46 AM
Period spots! They suck - my mother lied when she told me zits would clear up as i got older.....:(
6. Posted by joaker on August 2, 2006 6:12 AM
Good thing we get an update everytime a B-List celebrity gets a blemish, otherwise everything could go to hell
7. Posted by cleo on August 2, 2006 6:43 AM
sorry #6. i would definetly count Liv Tyler as A-List.
even with that pimple.
8. Posted by PaisleyMoon on August 2, 2006 6:46 AM
WOW! This is news, who's doing the documentary?
9. Posted by sikofdis on August 2, 2006 6:59 AM
Zit or no zit, frumpy outfits and all...
I'd hit it until it walked funny!
10. Posted by Fatty Boom-Batty on August 2, 2006 7:17 AM
What in the world is Lindsey Lohan doing on Liv Tyler's nose?
You know what her dad had to say about this situtation?...YEAH zee bop ba doo bop yeaheea... Then he danced around like an idiot and made a new record targeted at the "younger female" demographic, just like all aging rockers should.
11. Posted by Viva on August 2, 2006 7:27 AM
Maybe Paris Hilton sat on her face?
12. Posted by nc72 on August 2, 2006 8:02 AM
It's not only the zit but everything--her hair, her outfit, her ugh. Wassup with that???
http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=liv+tyler
13. Posted by cozyflannelgirl on August 2, 2006 8:03 AM
Good Lord! Hasn't she ever heard of cover up? A little dab of Cover Girl on that would have taken the redness away and at least made it a little less noticeable!
14. Posted by techiedude on August 2, 2006 8:22 AM
The watermark on the pic distracts from the pimple.
And she has a pimple huh?
This is as news worthy as baby spears and her cold sore.
Another slow news day people?
15. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 2, 2006 8:27 AM
How about diamonds covered in bald eagle poo? It makes more sense then bald eagle poo covered in diamonds...
16. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 2, 2006 8:30 AM
Thank God at least she is still human, she still hasn't completely lost her baby bump!
Unlike other celebs who pop out a baby then are wearing half shirts the next day.
When you have millions to blow I guess it's normal to have a tummy tuck right after you give birth.
17. Posted by Ramblebrook on August 2, 2006 8:30 AM
This is pathetic, is there any Quality Control for the deucshe who writes this site?
18. Posted by CMonster0125 on August 2, 2006 9:07 AM
It's a sign of the Apocalypse! Run for your lives! A celebrity has gotten (gasp)...a pimple! Governments will topple, dogs & cats will start sleeping together...total anarchy! Whoop de doo! It's a pimple. Get over it.
19. Posted by Stephanie12 on August 2, 2006 9:10 AM
I'm more disgusted by her ugly white legs than that zit.
20. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 2, 2006 9:11 AM
did thesuperfish just jump the shark?
21. Posted by RichPort on August 2, 2006 9:13 AM
It's chicks like this that make a strong case for burkas in this country. Or better yet those bee keeper uniforms some of those Muslim chicks wear. I hear they wear nothing but VS, La Perla, and Fredericks of Hollywood under those...
22. Posted by membername on August 2, 2006 9:18 AM
excuse me, who is liv tyler??
how old r u ppl anyway?
23. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 9:22 AM
Ramblebrook is offically the biggest loser to post on this site since lamebananas.
Get the fuck out of here if you don't like it you pathetic herpes-infested pigfucker.
Most likely a herpes-infested jew since all it does is complain.
24. Posted by januaryanne on August 2, 2006 9:35 AM
Mister Underwear, maybe that's what they mean when they say more pics "after the jump." After we jump the shark. So I guess now we'll be seeing a lot of new pics.
Posting again before I've had coffee so watch out - but why is this post about a pimple, and not about her shorts? When did this become cool? Just because Old Navy does a commercial about it?
Also can we just say for the future, it is assumed that we want to get jiggity with whoever. That way when someone sees something they DON'T want to hit until they (whatever, walk funny, pass out, turn gay) then just let us know.
25. Posted by ob1 on August 2, 2006 9:36 AM
Holy Christ, a fucking story about a pimple?
What's next, Jessica Simpson has a hangnail?
This site is seriously starting to blow.
26. Posted by theslayer118 on August 2, 2006 9:40 AM
Did anyone else notice the large wad of cash in her hand? Is she looking to get mugged?
On the other hand, maybe she's going to get the pimple removed.
27. Posted by HelloTimeBomb on August 2, 2006 9:45 AM
I agree, this story is not much of one. Maybe all the server problems leave little time to actually get a decent story. :P
#22 - if you don't know who liv tyler is, you must be ~ 10 years old and shouldn't be on this site.
Ramblebrook -- WTF is a "deucshe", some German way to spell it? Although I give you points for creativity.
28. Posted by PandaPoacher on August 2, 2006 9:45 AM
fools, its not a pimple - its herpes!
29. Posted by membername on August 2, 2006 9:50 AM
no.27
that doesnt answer my question
how old r u
30. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 9:51 AM
If the Superficial ever confirms that Johhny Depp does indeed fart & have explosive diahrrea on hungover days I am just going to murder someone.
31. Posted by jrzmommy on August 2, 2006 9:52 AM
I feel your pain, Liv.
32. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 9:53 AM
22 - we're old enough to refer to people as people, not ppl. Go do your summer school homework.
33. Posted by Ramblebrook on August 2, 2006 9:58 AM
#27 if I knew the proper spelling, Man Law states that my penis would be revoked.
Biatcho- I would get the fuck out of here, but I like to laugh at what the creative people here say about interesting topics (not pimples and cold sores)and people. Just accept your fate as a lonely whore who puts so much energy into hating other people, you'll continue to be used by men, then discarded.
Pigs - yes, herpes - no, Jew - not even close Mel.
34. Posted by HelloTimeBomb on August 2, 2006 10:01 AM
22 - Not only must you be 10 years old, but you also must be blind. Liv Tyler is one of the hottest around (despite what this 'pimple' photo shows). Try using google.
p.s. I'm younger than Liv, not that that means anything to you because you're probably just learning how to add and subtract in your remedial math class.
35. Posted by membername on August 2, 2006 10:02 AM
is there a problem, as long as u understand what im trying to say i dont see any point in typing 'people' instead of 'ppl'
how old r u?
36. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 2, 2006 10:03 AM
Oh but it's all gone down hill here since lunchtime GMT. Liv's new in-built satellite tracking system/nose stud/zit just isn't doing it for me.
On the plus side, it has brought out all the trolls, one of which will be mine, oh yes! I'm gonna work that little bastard like a dawg, dammit!
TCLTC (TC loves to crochet)
37. Posted by energy_guru on August 2, 2006 10:07 AM
She has gone so downhill.
38. Posted by sharkbite on August 2, 2006 10:08 AM
Good lord, it looks dangerous!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
39. Posted by Italian Stallion on August 2, 2006 10:08 AM
Mel Gibson said in an interview, and I quote, "The Jews are responsible for pimples".. I'm not sure how true it is but he is starting to make sense...............
40. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 10:10 AM
ooohh ramblebrook, you've gone & hurt my fat whore feelings, now haven't you.
You're clearly one of the morons who logs onto this site & then wants to talk about politics & religion because you overheard someone the day before talking about a specific topic & couldn't wait to use it somewhere else. Probably one of those people who carries around a copy of the New York Times everyday to try to look smart & liberal, but you never even get past the sports page.
41. Posted by Jedi Kevin on August 2, 2006 10:12 AM
You have a small fist, my friend.
It bring into question the oft-mentioned size of your manhood.
42. Posted by CoJo on August 2, 2006 10:20 AM
Is it just me or does she look like Jennifer Garner - with a pimple on her nose, of course...
43. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 2, 2006 10:22 AM
Excuse me, trolls. I hate to break up your little poo party, but one of you (and I'm not fussy which) belongs to me.
44. Posted by Zanna on August 2, 2006 10:24 AM
I'm so dissapointed to find out how small your fist is. :(
45. Posted by Jules on August 2, 2006 10:29 AM
Why do people keep fighting with each other on this site?
It's fine to agree and disagree but COME ON.
Where are the moderators that say they will remove obnoxious/excessively inappropriate comments?!
46. Posted by krisdylee on August 2, 2006 10:33 AM
Perhaps it is a wart.
47. Posted by jrzmommy on August 2, 2006 10:33 AM
Ya know what I like about Liv? She gained a ton of weight with her pregnancy, she didn't diet while she was pregnant and obsess about her weight and have some little 5 pounder. (Gwenyth, Courtney, Sarah....) She actually looks like she's had a baby and her curves look good. The zit? Not so good. But I like Liv.
48. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 10:34 AM
where are the moderators to keep the whiny, annoying, tree hugging, let's all love each other hippies off this site? Let's keep talking about zits & herpes, that's much more fun!
49. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 2, 2006 10:35 AM
#45. It's a troll thing. They have no life at all so they log in as multiple personalities but no one is fooled. Sometimes they even fight themselves. It's sad, but I'm planning to take advantage of it.
You see, as the trolls are clearly not busy doing anything more important, I figure I can have one do my household chores. It will deliberately fuck them up, but that will justify the whipping and starvation which is the real reason I want one.
50. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 2, 2006 10:37 AM
In something related: I have poision ivy on my penis! I don't think it's the "hair piece" because it itches. I can't even whack off, if you break it open, the stuff spreads like wildfire.
51. Posted by pinky_nip on August 2, 2006 10:44 AM
Gross! The only problem I've ever had with the skin on my face is how to get the dick imprint off my cheek when I fall asleep on my friend's lap while he's driving. It's very perplexing.
52. Posted by januaryanne on August 2, 2006 10:49 AM
i see the jennifer garner resemblance.
oh and @ AmberDextrose, baby he doesn't like to crochet he just does it to rid himself of the old woman body thetans. it's in chapter 78 of the xenu manifesto, right under how to rid yourself of fans.
53. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 2, 2006 10:57 AM
I suppose next you will say it is a wart and that she turned you into a newt. Burn her! Burn the witch!
Montey Python reference, by the way. Have a great hump day all.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
54. Posted by Sheva on August 2, 2006 11:01 AM
This site is suffering from additional lame fruit attacks.
As for the rest of ya, well biatcho is still my hero.
Makes me laugh out loud.
Ah leave Liv alone, she's such a sweetheart. Once back in my old neighborhood heard she hit the happening bar (this is Avenue A in East Village, NYC.) Always wished I met her but no such luck. Everyone says she's peaches.
55. Posted by jFp on August 2, 2006 11:06 AM
I hated her in LOTR. She almost ruined the movies for me. You know that scene where her father tells her she will live on after everyone she knows is dead... they show a close up of her face and she is crying... well I would always make a horse-whining sound at that spot in the theater. Always got a laugh. She was an awful choice for that role.
56. Posted by Jacq on August 2, 2006 11:09 AM
Why is it that she has looked preggers ever since she had her kid? Clean yourself up for Christ's sake!
57. Posted by jFp on August 2, 2006 11:13 AM
cow
58. Posted by Nimuë LaMer on August 2, 2006 11:19 AM
Liking Liv... she's a human, like us. But probably nicer.
I thought she was pregnant again... unless she already had her second.
A people shaped, pimpled female celebrity. Imagine that.
59. Posted by Proteon on August 2, 2006 11:24 AM
Hmm. The resolution on that large photo doesn't seem such that it could be blown up to reveal this blemish. Although, it DOES look like the right resolution for a wee bit of photoshoping.
Like the world of celebrities isnt ridiculous enough we need to fucking photoshop zits onto folks.
AWESUM WERK SF!!
60. Posted by PapaHotNuts on August 2, 2006 11:26 AM
I met Liv Tyler once. She was a kind and gentle woman. We spent the day lounging in the sunshine, counting butterflies and softly carressing each other's hand. We spoke of love, truth, and passion. Near dusk, we sat side by side and watched the sun set. I leaned over to kiss her gently on the cheek, but as I leaned toward her, I farted, then followed through and accidently shit in my pants. Kinda fucked up the whole mood.
61. Posted by bootface on August 2, 2006 11:30 AM
that's a huge bitch!
62. Posted by Ramblebrook on August 2, 2006 11:31 AM
Biatcho, you were right about the New York Times. By interesting topics I didn't mean politics or religion. I meant Mel cursing the Jews, Tom Cruise holding katie for ransom, Lindsey being chastized.
You dont see anything trivial or pathetic about a story devoted to some chic's pimple?
63. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 11:34 AM
I find it totally pathetic...hence the reason I find it more fun to fuck with idiots than talk about a zit. Move on.
Hope we get a new post soon because now the "photoshoppers" have jumped on board and it's all downhill once they arrive.
64. Posted by hendero on August 2, 2006 11:35 AM
wow, remember when she and Alicia Silverstone were in that Aerosmith video, acting all jail bait/lesbian (which I'm sure her dad insisted upon)? She was sugar tits hot back in those days, but now....
65. Posted by Fugurself on August 2, 2006 11:44 AM
Liv may have to see this cop about how to pop zits
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/Video.asp?ID=78
66. Posted by Hopeless_Screenwriter on August 2, 2006 11:47 AM
That's not a zit it's a zygote. She needs to find an obstetrician who will do 3rd trimester D&C's.
@51 Pinky_nip: I heard you needed a ride, or maybe we can just drive around aimlessly for a few hours
@63 biatcho: It wasn't me yesterday with his dick in your ass, at least I don't think it was, and I doubt it was you either
hummina hummina hummina
Saranwrap and Jiffypop,
Hopeless
67. Posted by Hopeless_Screenwriter on August 2, 2006 11:51 AM
and, oh yeah, Pinky if you get tired feel free to take a nap ;)
68. Posted by prizm on August 2, 2006 11:54 AM
Hey... it's 100 degrees in New York City with a billion percent humidity. You'd be a zit head too.
69. Posted by flamarkel on August 2, 2006 11:58 AM
That's a zit implant. She never had zits that big until recently. Anybody can tell.
70. Posted by Sarah-Jean on August 2, 2006 12:02 PM
I have to admit that pimples are not attractive on anybody and I personally wouldn't go out of the house with a whopper like that on my nose... However, I don't think it's very nice to point it out with a huge red circle!!!!
God, it was obvious enough with it....
I would be more concerned about her choice of clothing and that awful hairdoo.
71. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 12:03 PM
It's all good Hopeless. You can totally stick it in my poopshoot if you want to. I gots no self respect yo.
72. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 2, 2006 12:04 PM
zygote >> z-y-g-o-t-e >> zygote
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/zygote
73. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 12:21 PM
goatee >> g-o-a-t-e-e >> prison pussy
74. Posted by Glossed Over on August 2, 2006 12:25 PM
Judging by her outfit, she's somehow managed to hit puberty in 1993. These pictures ought to be distributed worldwide as proof that no one looks good in kneelength lycra.
http://glossedover.com
75. Posted by Hobble on August 2, 2006 12:37 PM
This is the stupidest update I've ever seen.
76. Posted by sometimesboy on August 2, 2006 1:08 PM
they put diamonds in all of the eagles food...cause it makes their dookie sparkle....they learned that from dave chapelle...
never seen dave with a pimple, now have you...he's rich, beotch....
77. Posted by attraction-chronicles.blogspot.com on August 2, 2006 1:08 PM
Yeah, Liv Tyler. Hot when's she's not wasting away
78. Posted by TrannyGranny on August 2, 2006 1:09 PM
Holy Mother of God, that chick is SKANKY!
Didn't I used to jack off watching "One night at McCools" or was that somebody else?
79. Posted by eatyourfeedback on August 2, 2006 1:37 PM
BFD. At least she's au naturel, which is more than I can say for 99.9% of the other celebrities out there!
80. Posted by DancingQueen on August 2, 2006 2:06 PM
Wow, she should have used some Visine on that sucker. Horrible outfit, horrible hair. I think she just might be preggers again. I've said it before and I'll say it again, at least she's not anorexic people. It's nice to see a celebrity that looks like a normal person and not a stick figure.
She also gets points for having the coolest daddy ever. Love me some Steven Tyler!
Oh YEAH!!!
81. Posted by januaryanne on August 2, 2006 2:55 PM
(sigh) just because my mom won't let me go to your sex parties is no reason to ignore me. someone respond to my comments or i'm going to go post on perez hilton. I MEAN IT.
82. Posted by BestNameEver on August 2, 2006 3:41 PM
I don't get why celebs walk around looking like shit. I have a full time job and a kid to look after, but I can take the time to pull myself together and look reasonably good, even if I'm going to the store. And I don't even have cameras following me.
83. Posted by LEMONSQZ on August 2, 2006 5:50 PM
Well we all have pimps at one point in our lives..look at Lindsey..she get's them on the back of the thighs..
I have really nothing to say bad about Liv as she just acts..not acts out.
84. Posted by KatieN on August 2, 2006 6:38 PM
She needs some Proactiv.
85. Posted by KatieN on August 2, 2006 6:38 PM
She needs some Proactiv.
86. Posted by Sassy on August 2, 2006 7:51 PM
Fuck that's huge. Bigger than monkey balls.
87. Posted by wordsjustwontwork on August 3, 2006 1:01 AM
i honestly thought that was michael jackson at first
AND i have my glasses on !!
88. Posted by wordsjustwontwork on August 3, 2006 1:02 AM
i honestly thought that was michael jackson at first
AND i have my glasses on !!
89. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 3, 2006 5:02 AM
#81. xxx
90. Posted by discerningcritic on August 3, 2006 2:07 PM
OMGZ, GROOOOSS!! Liv Tyler should totally follow the whole Proactiv trend that's going on in Hollywood right now. If LaLo and JSimp endorse it, it can't be bad. (...)
http://freshnotes.com/TextRover/TextRover?search=proactiv