3rd?

First suckers!!!

3rd?

I dont care... she's a drunk hot little piece of ass

She's such a damn mess.....and I'd bang her silly anyway.

Why the hell doesn't she get thrown in jail for underage drinking and shit? She is becoming an incredible loser.

There are probably sperm stains on the bedroom ceilings...

Nice $2.85 mil - lucky bitch.

#6 - she's 18 - she's just found out she's selling her house for shit loads - fuck i'd be out getting wasted and having a good time too.

unless she is photoshopped she is a pale ugly mess.

Ahoy, a drunken scallywag!

#8...

Nice - an 18 year old should go out and get coked-up and wasted just because she has money...remind me never to babysit your kids...

More Hohan and Paris.....
COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cant take it anymore.....
Yes. She is a nasty, slutty, fugly, fire crotch, herpe filled, cum stained, skanky, waste of space, MESS.
Got it.

I wouldn't hit that with Pink's dick.

Hohan's at it again...

I'm wondering if a 'professoinal space pirate' is a ditzy airhead who has adnoidinal dysfunctions due to all the coke they've snorted, and who also likes to take it up the pooper! If anything I have never heard of a 'professoinal' before so if anyone has any ideas please inform me.

... ... ...!!!

Fuck fuckity
fuck fuck fuck
fucking fuck
fuck fuck fucker fuck
fuck fucker fuck fucking fuck
FUCKING SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Does anyone else smell brimstone?

Oh wait, that's Lohan's crotch.

"And it burns...burns...burns....the crotch of fire...the crotch of fire..."

@15 ImSuicidal: Never heard of a Professoinal either.

However there is are exceptions to some rules in spelling and I believe this one falls under the rule:

('I' before 'O' unless you're all jacked up on Blow.)

Think of it as a kind of Superfish Axiom.

Hopeless

Why buy a house then never live in it?? I don't get it. Mind you thats a nice tidy little profit she made on it.

The $950K she made on it will be gone after the IRS, her coke dealer and the docs at the clinic get their cut.

Aw, come on people. She's not on drugs, or even drunk. That's the satisfied look of a girl who's getting high on her own flatulence.

She looks like she is pushing 40.

http://www.celebslam.com

She'll realize how senseless her partying is when she or someone close to her has a close call. She's still young -there's hope for her still
www.FinancesForever.com

From the looks of the last picture she's trying to pull-off the Annie Hall look. First of all only Annie Hall aka Diane Keaton can do Annie Hall. Second, this fifth-rate shithead lacks the smarts and sophistication to even be in the same room with said icon, and thirdly, she needs to stop doing all that blow.

When her old man gets out of the clink they can bunk at rehab together.

will someone please mention that her gigantic feet are bursting out of those shoes??? but you know in the cool way you people do.

ah firecrotch, you get classier evertime I see you. somebody should tell her that kate moss has the monopoly on the "crack whore who just rolled out of bed" look.

From the look of these photos, she's out-Kate-Mossed Kate Moss.

I don't mean this in any derogatory way towards Lindsay Lohan's looks, but in the main photo you've used she actually looks like cute guy. Take the make-up off and... YUM!

This is funnier then that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ-4DlFTBeM

hahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha #30 I've spent 5 mins pissing my pants at your comment it's so true, well done girl!

Lindseed Woahaman is fucking ugly, I don't know how the hell anyone finds her attractive. Sure she's got long red hair but she's full of freckles which she tries to cover up with fake tan most of the time and she's got a devils hairline which can only mean one thing...

She's more annoying than Tom Cruise because he at least used to look OK in his youth.. cha ching!!

Any profits she gets from the apartment sale are already blown on her Chateau Moron hotel bill. And her dealer.

Now I thought she was called fire crotch because she has red pubic hair (ya know like she has a bush fire going on down there).. but obviously there is more to it.. hmmmmmmm.. interesting people..

Probably celebrating this...

http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton-hacked-lindsay-lohans-mobile-phone/v/3848/

At #30. OK. I'm really gonna clear this up with people now. I find guys physically attractive. That doesn't make me a girl.

SLUT!!!

i hate her

Another pointless story...

#36/30 SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!! I've assumed twice now in the same day, but hey at least you know that I read what you write eh eh eh!

You're funny whether you're a girl/guy/alien/animal/vegetable/mineral alrighty!! And if I call you a chick again just know that I meant dude cause I will most probably forget :D :D :D

Fez fucked her and all she got was that lousy t-shirt.

How/why does a person pay almost two million dollars for a house, but never move in to it? Does she have ANYBODY asking her questions about how she spends her money?

#39, I forgive, I forgiiive! When do I not-te forgive, eh? Awww, that's so sweet. I'm gonna cry now.

She was watching "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" while hopped up on pills and got the idea to build a palace made entirely of cocaine. Incidentally, there are small craters and nose tracks all of the floors, and far too many Columbians coming and going to be the gardening crew. Of course realizing that her net worth couldn't buy that many kilos, her new abode is about the size of a large doghouse, which seems to suit her just fine.

too much Paris and too much Lindsay.

wow that's the first time "too much" has been used in a sentence with Lindsay without saying "coke" behind it.

What is she wearing? It looks like some big fat guy's old undershirt. Is that an old tee-shirt from Captain Lou Albano or some shit?

If I were Robert Downey Jr, and I saw these pictures, I would be pissed.. How many times has he been arrested for coke? ..and he can actually act.. she looks a numb-toothed mess.

#20 its called making an investment in real estate. dont know if this is what she had in mind but a lot of (smart) people with a little extra cash buy houses and rent them out or fix them up and sell them for profit.

@18
5 min. later and still laughing at your post.

She looks like she just had a nice romp in the sack. Looked fun too!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

She looks like a dirty drunken pirate hooker! Ahoy mateys! Yo-ho-ho-han.

What a mess this girl is. Money, fame, somewhat of a career, health, youth, and she's tossing it all down the toilet. What fun to watch this train wreck unfold.

Hey Superficial, it's my birthday! How about some Lohan nip slip pics? Hrm? :-D

I'd like to give it to her hard. Fuck all you nay-sayers, she looks good in these pix.

Dear Lindsay,

While the recent happenings in your life have been rather unfortunate, I feel that you will again become the lodestar I know you are and will rise to the top.

Many that see beautiful, successful young people are jealous of their accolades and possessions. I understand that you simply are having fun in life, and that there will always be naysayers along the way.

Be strong, my gentle lady. Let the storm pass and be free. Whore it up as you wish, and ensure that we receive our daily allocation of beaver shots and malicious gossip.

May both God and Allah be with you, you delicious cock-vac. And remember, bukkake isn't a four lettered word.

Your buddy,

Bioplant

#30 Hahahahahahha! She does look like a guy. At first I couldn't think of who she reminded me of, but now I know. Constantine Mouralis from American Idol Season 4. Check it out! http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season4/constantine_maroulis/

I apologize if this has been pointed out previously, but I don't have time to read the whole thread at the moment and just wanted to get my two cents in.

What the hell? Is she trying to look like Michael Jackson in the last picture??? The hat, the black parachute pants? For someone who is young and rich she sure has horrible taste in clothes. Whoever's in charge of dressing this bitch needs to be fired ASAP!

Any post just for the picture. Well, they are worth it.

You could start just posting pics - they are worth 1000 words. These ones, maybe even more.

http://www.tvwatchesyou.com

sorry :) ...late seeing these...

she looks like how i feel :))
so she's ok with me

it's almost like there were a connection

lol bitch :)

they never learn. they don't care about anyone other than themselves.

she looks so fucking stupid. so gross. wtf is she thinking wearing that shit? she thinks she's some big fucking rockstar or model or something. she couldn't be uglier, and her career couldn't be more lame.

#57 if we felt like that
we would look for the switch

grool.

Such a dumbass bitch and she has the world's worst fashion sense and collection of ugly clothes. I think her stylist secretly hates her or maybe Paris pays someone to dress her. See her Kabballah (if that's how you spell it) bracelet in picture 4? - she's such a tryhard wannabe.

#60 she's past fashion at that point :)

aah... red string...

...i wonder how much
...we could sell
...that for :)

... calling lindsay :)
time to...

can we please get her an Paris an f-ing holster for their blackberry phones or something? I see them carrying it around all the time, and its really starting to annoy me for some reason... ha

ok im sorry but why does everyone like her? and how did she become so famous? she was in like what 3 disney movies or somthing? shes nasty. Her and Tara Reid need to go get an island together so they can party and leave us all alone

yeah and WHY doesnt she get in trouble for underage drinking???????!!!!!HUH?????

61. Herbie I think I love you.
Lets move to Hollywood and sell overpriced red string "blessed by Xenu and/or Madonna" to stupid people...

#61 now you've ruined it...
i just saw that some
cub-allah sect have
already cornered
the red-string
market.

oh b*gger...

maybe we could go
for the iron nail market?

Do you mean iron nails blessed by the baby Jesus?... or perhaps pieces of baby Suri's clothing that she's grown out of blessed by Lord Xenu... those scientology suckers will buy anything.

She'll be selling a lot more than that when here career starts going down the tube...oh wait...I guess we are already at that point.

#67 brilliant :))

we only have to mention that...
xenu might have touched them
...and they will buy as many]#
...as we can put out :)

...maybe the letters I R O N
...painted on to their nails
...like a fashion thing
...but should be...

very expensivce :)

all 18, 19, 20 yr old ppl party. especially girls that have the means to. so get over it. shes drunk. yeah.. okay. who are yall to judge her for it? its a decision SHE made.

She kinda resembles ALICIA SILVERSTONE in picture #2. I know it's a bad picture, and they both look prettier in other shots.. but I can definitely see it.

who said firefly ?

...come on,
...someone said it

oh b*gger...