August 31, 2006
Lindsay Lohan might be getting engaged
Harry Morton - the guy Lindsay Lohan has been dating for a little over a month and whose beach house she keeps showing up at - was spotted at Cartier allegedly purchasing an engagement ring. You can check out the pics of Harry at Cartier after the jump, but this shot of him grabbing Lindsay's ass is way more interesting. Mostly because I don't know what Harry Morton looks like and very few things trump Lindsay Lohan getting sexually violated in public. They could be pictures of Morton fighting off ninjas with a machine gun and I'd still probably post this one first.
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Comments
1. Posted by scrooge on August 31, 2006 6:46 PM
My mother always said an ass squeeze is just as good as a diamond ring.
http://www.hulkmad.com
2. Posted by PeptoBismolPrincess on August 31, 2006 6:51 PM
Looks more like a wedgie to me..which is much more classy.
3. Posted by nwork on August 31, 2006 6:53 PM
The marriage may only last a week, but the herpes will live on forever.
Certainly someone with that kind of wealth can't be that dumb. Unless he already has herpes.
4. Posted by Carvinho on August 31, 2006 6:54 PM
Next time, perhaps he can grab her throat and squeeze really hard. For a long time. Would that count as domestic abuse or community service?
5. Posted by DrunkBlogger on August 31, 2006 6:55 PM
Good, I hope she gets married, let's herself go.... oh wait...she already has...
DrunkBlogger.com
6. Posted by ElatedPornStar on August 31, 2006 7:09 PM
My God, he's squeezing like it's going outta style! Bless him well children, for his hand will soon meet the same fate as his penis. Soon it will become a pathetic mass of ash and charred flesh, much to the atrocious design of the infamous Firecrotch.
7. Posted by Jake on August 31, 2006 7:13 PM
I see this lasting a week, or until Lindsay "accidentally" falls on some other guys cock
http://wampoon.com/
8. Posted by Stepheroo on August 31, 2006 7:20 PM
OOH, he needs to just hack that hand off. He'll never get rid of the smell. Harry, anal probing is just not a nice thing to do at the mall. We all know $$$ can't buy class, but even K-Fed knows better than to stick there fingers in someone else's ass crack in public. Gross!
9. Posted by Dory on August 31, 2006 7:31 PM
WHO CARES. THIS IS BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING!
10. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 31, 2006 8:01 PM
lol -- that picture of him grabbing her ass is so platypus!
http://www.funderpants.com
11. Posted by hav-a-tampa on August 31, 2006 8:12 PM
He's just pulling up Her Bikini Bottoms. They were sliding off Her Skinny Ass there so wore (whore)out from use.
12. Posted by sssucks on August 31, 2006 8:23 PM
Only in the world of celebrities is someone thats as diseased and see-through as Lohan able to get a hot guy.
13. Posted by pagebetty on August 31, 2006 8:25 PM
what is he grabbing? she has no ass. oh, he's sticking his fingers in her a*shole.
14. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 31, 2006 8:27 PM
Aww, Lindsay's truly becoming a young lady...she now publicly fingerfucks on her first date...she has graduated from French kissing, to anal, to oral, and now this - we should all be so proud...
15. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 31, 2006 8:34 PM
#13..
Listen Bets...don't be shy - it's not a*sshole, it's ASSHOLE, her ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE....Lindsay Lohan's ASSHOLE...
There, now don't you feel better, I know I do...
16. Posted by Giggles on August 31, 2006 8:36 PM
Classy....
17. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 31, 2006 8:39 PM
Aww shucks, stop it...
18. Posted by Screaming Meat Nugget on August 31, 2006 8:48 PM
Hey Superficial, let it go with Lindsay Lohan already. Everytime i come here, all i see is the Freckle Queen, and i'm sure most of us, if not all, are sick of seeing her constantly.
-Screaming Meat Nugget
19. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 31, 2006 8:52 PM
#18...
I totally agree, HOWEVER, this is a photo of a guy sticking his finger in her asshole, her ASSHOLE, or ASS HOLE, so this is kinda different...
20. Posted by Chodite on August 31, 2006 8:52 PM
_____
It's a lock he at least gives Lindsay the Shocker once in a while. Gotta start with a pinky Harry!
Happy Girl on Girl Friday everyone!! -
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/girl-on-girl-friday.html
21. Posted by A POS on August 31, 2006 8:52 PM
BAH!! big deal. Who hasn't had their hands all over Hohans' ass? Been there done that. I just wish I could get rid of the stink of penis off my hands.
And why is that assclown dressed like Avril Lavigne?
22. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 31, 2006 8:58 PM
#20...
Wow, holy fuck, just clicked on that link and saw some little girl-on-girl, and without the fatness, the cropped hair, the mean hard faces, and the smoking and swearing...damn, I think I am getting hard...
23. Posted by Populist on August 31, 2006 9:34 PM
Ahh, nothing says love like trying to cavity search your girl's poop chute in public. Unless he just left his credit card in there.
24. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on August 31, 2006 9:35 PM
Jesus, how sad. Imagine living in a world where you have an almost unlimited amount of money, but you are forced to keep company with common street trash for your sexual satisfaction.
Goddamn it, I may just take my own fucking life.
And P.S. - get out in the sun once in a while, you pale-as-a-ghost mother fuckers. I just very well may be blind now. Now go make another shitty movie, you transparent skank.
25. Posted by jane's eyre on August 31, 2006 9:40 PM
Is her butt really that high up there? Oh that's right, she doesn't have one. Must suck not to have a round luscious bottom.
26. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 31, 2006 11:31 PM
No, no he is doing that all wrong. The proper ass grab technique is in the finger action and he is using way to much wrist for fire-crotch complications. Please people, learn the basics, you won't be sorry... then all will be platypus.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/anal-sex.htm
27. Posted by Bambella on September 1, 2006 12:42 AM
um her ass cheek is about six inches lower than where is he is grabbing. kids today....
28. Posted by edb87 on September 1, 2006 12:57 AM
Ok a few things:
1. Why the hell is she kissing his shoulder? Maybe she's drunk and missed.
2. He's grabbing her ass? I didn't know she had one. Looks like he's grabbing a handful of pants to me.
3. She should marry Cheetor from Transformers Beast Wars.
4. Transformers Beast Wars sucked.
http://www.edquartersaudio.com
29. Posted by bepsy on September 1, 2006 1:57 AM
My latest gossip mag NW in Australia says that Harry just broke up with her because he walked in on her making out with stavros
Bepsy
30. Posted by AmberDextrose on September 1, 2006 3:19 AM
Maybe I'm reading this all wrong, but that looks to me like a bounty hunter cunningly disguised as a skanky sk8r boi leading a straightjacketed Hohan into the bowels of the Mall of Hell. Her head is spinning like something out of The Exorcist as she tries to escape.
In the next two shots, the BH (who has scrubbed up incredibly well) is collecting his bounty.
Hurrah, hurrah. Ding Dong The Witch is Dead, etc!
31. Posted by knowhere on September 1, 2006 3:22 AM
he's wearing adidas shoes. by wearing adidas you support nazis. this is a fact.
32. Posted by chubbs on September 1, 2006 4:49 AM
is she worth a Cartier ring? say it isnt so. I would have more respect for him if it was Paris Hilton. Who gets married first, Paris, Lindsay, or the recently jaded has been...Tara Reid...
http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1701532
33. Posted by RichPort on September 1, 2006 5:43 AM
I actually walked right past them in the mall. The whole front of his shirt was covered in cocaine, he looked like a fucking baker. I did over hear him whispering that she could get a sniff for every ass grab... personally, I would have just kept the coke.
34. Posted by dupababy on September 1, 2006 5:45 AM
it appears this dynamic duo obtains their coordinating trashtastic fashions at wal-mart.. always fugly slave labor fashion.. always..
http://www.stingybitches.com
and that shit is even to stingy for this bitch..
35. Posted by dirt chicken on September 1, 2006 5:59 AM
Never fear peeps...Hairy is just gonna give that skank a Dirty Sanchez !
36. Posted by jrzmommy on September 1, 2006 6:18 AM
If he proposes, Gosh, I say go for it Linds. All you need is a failed marriage and jail time to complete your Starlett Resume.
Dysfunctional Family....check
Addicition....check
Public Catfights....check
Sexual Promiscuity....check
Unprofessional/Diva Behavior....check
Hospitalizations....check
Divorce....
Arrests.....
And DAMN he's getting WAY up that ass! Goodness!
37. Posted by CelebSlam.com on September 1, 2006 6:54 AM
How many kegs do you think her reception will have?
http://www.celebslam.com
38. Posted by dmarie on September 1, 2006 7:20 AM
She needs to crawl back under a rock. And by rock I mean the toilet that Courtney Love pissed...around. You know, the same one Tara Reid puked all over?
http//:nottheordinary.blogspot.com
39. Posted by StanGable on September 1, 2006 7:35 AM
What's with the lurky Desperate Ho's wallpaper?
40. Posted by herbiefrog on September 1, 2006 8:11 AM
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let recall corp take care of those
embarrasing lapses in conciousness
...for you
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41. Posted by commissioner on September 1, 2006 8:12 AM
Poor, poor Lilo. She needs a shower, an infectious disease specialist and a stylist.
Ol' Harry looks like one of those werewolves from the Buffy series. Bet his ass is so hairy it feels like a wool sweater when she grabs his cheeks.
Grrrrrrrrr.
42. Posted by YoMamma on September 1, 2006 8:20 AM
Can anybody say...
PUBLICITY STUNT??
WHo is this guy and why is she helping him become famous?
He really chose the wrong chick... credibility is not her forte.
43. Posted by whodatiz on September 1, 2006 8:40 AM
It's hard to believe all 3 photos are of the same guy. In the last 2 he looks like a gorgeous Armenian god, yet in the first one he looks like one of the jackass pre-teens who skateboard outside my driveway.
44. Posted by Spindoc on September 1, 2006 8:45 AM
Can you make a wedding cake out of Cocaine, used martinee glasses and old deoderant maxi-pads?
45. Posted by ImSuicidal on September 1, 2006 9:14 AM
I LOVE THE COCK!!!!!
46. Posted by ch474 on September 1, 2006 10:35 AM
I think he was looking for his car keys.
Hey Harry, remember to wash thoroughly after a Lohan ass grab. You'll never know what you'll catch
47. Posted by thesarahficial on September 1, 2006 10:47 AM
her body looks discombobulated
48. Posted by bigponie on September 1, 2006 10:49 AM
he's doing it all wrong, he's suppose to grab, squeeze, pinch and the most important , TWIST...
49. Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover on September 1, 2006 12:25 PM
To me, it looks like he's sticking his finger all the way up her ass, which in turn seems to make her head spin around like the chick from The Exorcist. Creepy...
50. Posted by peopleRweird on September 1, 2006 12:50 PM
Ohhhh they should get Panic! at the Disco to play I Write Sins at their wedding considering the first part of the song goes like this:"oh well imagine as im pacing the pews in a church corridor and i can't help but to hear an exchanging of words what a beautiful wedding what a beautiful wedding says the bridesmaid to waiter and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom's bride is a WHORE!" Or sometimes they use fucking slut in their live preformances,either one will work.
51. Posted by peopleRweird on September 1, 2006 12:52 PM
Exept they can't get married in a church if Hohan steps foot in one it the firecrotch will burn it down.
52. Posted by ToiletDuck on September 1, 2006 5:53 PM
This guy is obviously very shy - normally, a guy who dates the Hohan inserts his whole HAND into her anus on the first date, not just a finger - it might take a little time, but he will catch on, the dear sweet boy...
53. Posted by bogdana on September 1, 2006 6:47 PM
I think that money would be better spent on a lifetime supply of antivirals and hep vaccines.
54. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on September 2, 2006 2:34 AM
Yeah, that will last. If it doesn't I'll suck Hopeless' cock, and we all no what a dirty thing that would be.
55. Posted by sita on September 2, 2006 1:04 PM
what kind of celebrity always hams it up for trailing paparazzi...
56. Posted by Hopeless_Screenwriter on September 3, 2006 6:08 AM
Suicidal may LOVE THE COCK, but
I LOVE THE COCK up my ASS!
The BIGGER, the BLACKER, the BETTER!*
Hopeless
57. Posted by teenage-superbitch on September 4, 2006 11:34 AM
is he grabbing her ass?
holding up her rag/top?
holding her hand?
is she... eating his shoulder?
kissing him?
ew.
LYNDSAY... get yourself a lesbian lover... geez.