Aug 17 2006Lindsay Lohan lounges around naked

Why is she living in squalor?

*throws up a little in mouth*

what a way to strt my day..

OMG OMG MY VISION; IM BLIND IM BLIND
FIRST BITCHESW

DAM I THOUGHT I WAS FIRST; O WELL I TRIED; IM STILL BLIND

This is actually from an episode of 'Clean Sweep'

on second thought, this is what happens when she shared her "addiction" with her mom...

Im just wondering where the incest ones are?

Dina Lohan - Mother of the Year. Another site points out what looks like drugs on the nightstand in the Jack Daniels picture. This just serves as validation for James G. Robinson (CEO, Morgan Creek Productions).

Ahh...The Horhans in their natural habitat.....a pig stye.

The empty bottle of Jack says it all.

Damn. I always pictured her mom wearing a fancy hat and using a distinguished British accent.

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I have to admit, I wouldn't mind having to deliver something to that room. That's how pornos start.

i'm all about exploiting LL but honestly these pictures look pretty photoshopped to me.

Her mom looks like one of the capos wives on The Sopranos. I'll have to assume that they were 'entertaining' the bussing staff from the hotel restaurant, each taking turns saying she was 'woman' enough to take that Jack bottle upside down in the 'ol firecrotch.

She honestly looks like she's so hammered she can't remember where her clothes are in the fourth picture.

i wonder if her dad weren't in JAIL if he would start a custody battle for the younger, ignored children in the family??

In the Jack pic, there aren't even any sheets on the bed!! Who lounges around on a hotel bed without sheets?!?! Perhaps ripped off during the JD romp with mamma??

WOW that "Cops" camera crew is really making the rounds these days!

Drinking Jack straight up, that's my gal. Dina Lohan is posterchild for all those parents who want to be their kid's "friend" rather than parent. It never works. They probably refer to one another on a first name basis. The room in question is just disgusting. Reminds me of some 16 year old stoner's room, with shit all over the place and a lingering stench of marijuana and dirty clothes. This sickens me as I type this, but how many of you think Dina's seen Lindsay fuck before? I do. And that's just nasty.

ahhhh yes, their living La Vida Loco.

redheads should never dye their hair. it's a crime. luckily she got over that. i guess i should say something bad about her because everyone else is. clean the room, chick.

Yeah, that hotel room is a den of iniquity.

"Hey, mom! Let's dress up like we're going to put on a British musical about pirates!"

"Sure! Are you hungry?"

"Nah, I ate yesterday. I'll just have some more Jack."

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#16 "but how many of you think Dina's seen Lindsay fuck before? I do. And that's just nasty."

I think the question should be how many cocks have those two shared together? I'm guessing at least 10, that includes the midget, plummer and the pool cleaner.

In the 2nd pic, the Superfish neglected to mention the crack and the crack pipe under the lamp.
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It's "plumber". Now excuse me while I go vomit.

Lindsey's mom looks like a woodchuck.

oh quit it with the FIRST already. get a job, hump a monkey, do something other than claiming FIRST like a special ed student

Dina Lohan should have just sold Lindsey to a pimp when she was younger, now she wouldn't have to worry about pretending to care about her and could still have made money off her.

I can't wait to hear Dina's eulogy for Lindsay after she OD's on Vicodin, cough syrup and elephant tranquilizers.

they're kinda sorta like how Jade and Drew Barrymore were only Drew was like, 9. Jade and Dina should hang out.

She looks stoned out of her mind. And the worst part is that her mother is with her.

I'll say it again...SFGLLL (SuperFish Guy Loves Lindsay Lohan).

Thirtieth post!

I don't mean to assume for this lying cokewhore's sake but...there's a spoon on the night table in pic #2 NAUGHTY FIRECROTCH!!

All I can say is, "WHO TOOK THESE???" Boy, are Lindsay's friends out to get her or what?

Not to say it's already been mentioned, but may I refer you to post #21.

Jesus, in that last shot she looks like an extra from Buffy/Angel/that bad dream I had last night. Is she even real?

# 1:
i used to live in squalor. squalor, alabama. just over the state line. i used to always wear my squirrelskin coat while drinking my jack. it felt classy.

is that a dressing room? wtf is her mother thinking?????

I love that the mom is messed up in the head too.

wow, i had no idea that linsday was the daughter of miss piggy. that explains so much.

i like this white bitch she no how to partay

this can't be her!

These pictures are way old. Dark hair and much skinnier than she is now... Also, that black Chanel scarf was an early-summer staple for LaLo (when she was still everywhere-all-the-time with Nicole Richie and they were both doing the scarf thing-- now only Nic is doing it)

I am beginning to feel a weeeeeee bit sorry for Firecrotch.....people are beginning to hate her...kinda sad how her career is based on stupid shots of her in bikinis and a dirty old room.....pretty soon she will be sitting in her car that she lives in on Hollywood Blvd. With Dinah Lohan driving around pretending it isn't really their home.

Just the kind of sick shit I wait all day for.

It looks like she is at a photoshoot for a magazine. Most likely it is.

I like the bottle of Jack Daniels next to her in picture 2... that is sth-ooper classy with a capital K.

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Instead we fed the fire and now we are plagued with an army of mediocrity... Right under our noses we let beyonce's ignorant ass get all famous, we gave that lil bai ling girl a reason to live (and im pretty sure shes named after a panda)and at the rate we are going we show no sign of stopping. I dread for us all the day when we all are sitting in a post apocolyptic world and we have only ourselves to blame because we simply did not demand that these itomitons be drug out in to the wilderness and have livestock dropped from a helicopter ontop of them. and i tell you what america...
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We have to stop them...if we dont stop them now, they will no doubt destroy us.

Wait....I think her mom is impersonating Paris and Lindsay is impersonating Nicole.

...now watch, tomorrow we will al wake up and read how they were all tragically killed in a club fire and ill get blamed for arson.

some friends she's got

one last thing...
is it just me or would only the dippiest of dipsh%ts just let some yahoo walk around with a camera while they take a tour of the Hurricane Katrina Projects topless?

These photos are vile. Lindsey is disgusting, but not half as rancid as her pitiful excuse of a mother. No matter how rich or (in)famous Lindsey may become, it will NEVER buy Dina any class. Bitch needs to start acting like a mother.

Down the tubes goes the untalented little crank whore and her equally skeezy whore mother. Awwwwww, too bad. It's not enough. Firecrotch must die in a horrible crash or a club stabbing so that we may all grieve properly and dedicate morbid websites to her decapitated head and finding her grave site. Now, I tell you...NOW!

45 - Well thanks thr3eLibras, that's 2 minutes of my miserably pathetic life I'll never get back!

Remember, that's MINUS the ten pounds from the camera.

52- ImSuicidal,
You'll be wishing you had spent five minutes on it when all the 12 year old girls who are currently modeling themselves after these retards turn 18 and the whole world baby booms with a subspecies of asshats.

Imagine if she was still in disney channel, tsk tsk, IMAGINE THE CHILDREN! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!

SICK. Her spinal column and bones protruding from her back look NASTY. Why haven't we seen photos from this angle before?

BLECH.

I freakin love it. I can just picture these 2 snorting massive amounts of coke together. I'm never having kids.

I don't think these photos are that recent. She's looking thinner than in the side booby shots...hmm I don't know but it looks like she has a bad hangover.....I hate that bitch

The figure of a corpse.

I would also like to punch this bitch in the taint as well.

@60 - "because it taint pussy and it taint asshole"

Oh dear.

the pics look real fake though.....who in the world has such a long neck....

it would be funny if ll was really doing that....but any fool could see that's not her [topless]

That's what most teenage girls' rooms look like, right? Clothes, shoes, used condoms, makeup and Jack Daniels EVERYWHERE. No? That's not the norm?

@46
i think your right. Lindsay does look like shes impersonating Nicole. Some friggin friend she is.

She rules. I love women who have the spunk to let themselves be photographed in that state and then leak the photos. Is there anything she won't do? I can't wait to see what comes next.

um.
the pic w her and here mom were pretty obviously taken at separate times from the "crack pipe" picture. and probably in different rooms. notice how THE WALLS AREN'T FUCKING PINK.

wait for it...

69... WOOHOO!!!!!

I actually only prefer 69 when I'm with another woman.

Just thought you all should know.

Fuck yah later,

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I never knew Fez had it in him...

I find Lindsay strangely attractive in these photos, versus the Lindsay of today...

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trashy...

What a lovely family.

Bitch has a hump in her back. Damn.

These are so fake it’s laughable. Tell me no one actually thinks these are real?

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two words: Judy Garland. We are going to see poor little rich girl hit the skids by age 40 and they'll find her dead in the bathroom in a rented flat in Chelsea. She'll age beyond her years and look like she's 50 when she's only 35. By the time she first attempts suicide at age 28, we'll have forgotten who she is. As an aside, I know from experience, the booze eventually makes you fat. Well, unless that is a little powder on the end table near the bed. She must be looking for the razor.

two words: Judy Garland. We are going to see poor little rich girl hit the skids by age 40 and they'll find her dead in the bathroom in a rented flat in Chelsea. She'll age beyond her years and look like she's 50 when she's only 35. By the time she first attempts suicide at age 28, we'll have forgotten who she is.

When I see that picture, it really makes me sad. How can her mom pose with her? Anyone who sees this knows that there is a problem.

I hope someone finally has the courage to confront her before it's too late and the damage has been done.

This is what happens when the family gravy train is a child....The kid is the bread winner and is the one in control, not the parent. And not to mention the "parent" in this case is an irresponsible, frustrated former showgirl who wants to be the star but isn't and ends up being part of the entourage instead of the one who keeps things from getting out of hand.

80--The damage HAS been done, WAY done. And the damage that has been done is to her septum.

ARE WE ALL LOOKING AT THE SAME PHOTOS? People, these are totally fake.

82--What is fake about them? Horhan is drunk in a sloppy hotel room full of expensive clothes and booze and her asshole mother is there condoning the whole thing as usual. You don't think the Horhans are capable of this or something? The only thing that's fake in these are the Mother/Daughter Implants.

Holy, she looks so much like her whore, err, I mean mother.

Holy, she looks so much like her whore, err, I mean mother.

what.....the....

I declare shenanigans!

great, so now we know she's a slut AND a slob...

Where did you get this info that Dina Lohan was a showgirl? I want to read up on that skank's background. I think LL is doing the best she can with the raw deal she got in a family. BTW, by "the best she can", I mean absolutely awful . . . I kind of loathe myself cause I think she's pretty (sometimes) and I lust after her Chanel clothing.

Where did you get this info that Dina Lohan was a showgirl? I want to read up on that skank's background. I think LL is doing the best she can with the raw deal she got in a family. BTW, by "the best she can", I mean absolutely awful . . . I kind of loathe myself cause I think she's pretty (sometimes) and I lust after her Chanel clothing.

Awwwww .... you know what these remind me of? Anyone ever see the Metallica 'Turn The Page' video?

Awwwww .... you know what these remind me of? Anyone ever see Metallica's 'Turn The Page' video?

wow. she's super skinny.

wow. she's super skinny.

what a spoiled bitch.

anybody who ever went to see The Parent Trap, or Herbie Fully Loaded, THIS IS YOUR FAULT. you better not as fucking hell go see Georgia Rule. stop putting money in this skank's pockets!!

what a spoiled bitch.

anybody who ever went to see The Parent Trap, or Herbie Fully Loaded, THIS IS YOUR FAULT. you better not as fucking hell go see Georgia Rule. stop putting money in this skank's pockets!!

DON'T SEE GEORGIA RULE. stop putting money in this bitch's pockets!

well we think she looks cute

...although
...she could have
...brushed her hair
...for the last two
...pics : )

will this help with the double or missing posts?

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ok linds, get a grip babe

you dont need her in your professional life

eeeeeeewwww the White Oprah is in a sheer....um I don't know what to call that thing, but I can see way to omuch of her.

I'm not gonna lie... I thought her mom was a man in drag in that picture.

First?

Leave Lindsay alone already... i love the pics and the stories but spot taling smack about her. Just picture yourself being followed around 24/7. You would be caught at your worst too. Be respectful.

wow, her body is like a 13 year's old there.

and she propably wanted to choose something to wear, but this seems quite impossible.

fur coat? she's a really bitch