Aug 8 2006Lindsay Lohan is an American hero

How dare compare herself to Marilyn Monroe.

BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!

Will she give all the troops fellatio as well? That would be a really great morale booster - that or a live lesbian sex show...

I like how she calls her "Hillary" like she knows her. On second thought, she probably does. Hillary is just about on that dumb bitch's level.

Great this twat can take "shooting lessons"...maybe she'll shoot herself accidently and put us all out of our misery!

I know they give the troops SUPER POWER innoculations to prevent disease but DAMN! Don't they have enough to deal with right now???

@4 I'm on a first name basis with all the women whose husband's I blew. Its only proper.

I hope she does go. The troops needs some sexual relief. It'll be very kind of Lindsay if she takes a thrusting cock in each nostril, ear hole, and 2 up her butt and 2 in her puss.

Well, we had "Hanoi Jane" now we are faced with "Baghdad Lohan" - her mother probably told her a "Hummer" was really a blowjob, so she got all excited and wanted to go...

Maybe this is Rumsfeld's latest secret weapon - Hohan can give the insurgents the most virulent strain of "the clap" ever, they will all be scratching their crotches so much they won't be able to walk let alone fight...

Oh where to begin? Imagine Hohan travelling with Hilary Clinton and showing up late for engagements? I think the smackdown old Hilary would give this little prima donna slut for being hungover and fucking up the itinerary would be priceless. Please, God, let it happen.

I guess Hohan has run out of people to fuck in the continental U.S. so now she has to go overseas to a war zone to find someone desperate enough for a piece of ass.

"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere".....yeah...like... what the fuck are you talking about you airhead? Can't you form a cognizant sentence?

And let's think about Lindsay Lohan with a gun for just a second please. I'll say it slower so it sinks in
L I N D S A Y
L O H A N
W I T H
A
G U N.

I love that she's taking shooting lessons. Cuz that will protect her. In Iraq. Against bombs.

I think the main focus in this story should not be how Lindsay wants to be a sex kitten, but instead how she thinks her body guard can protect her from a full-fledged war. Oh, but wait. That's right. She's taking shooting lessons.

She's always aspired to be a pin-up? Wow. Talk about having your priorities straight. Though I suppose smelly gingers fantasize about social acceptance and desireability all the time. And that she's on a first name basis with Hillary makes me love hating her even more. Hillary going to Iraq - right, if she wants to get fragged by the troops. The Clintons are as loathed by the military as the sandniggers we are presently eradicating. Hillary, closet dyke that she is, could probably look past her marriage of political convenience to share a sleeping bag with Li-Lo. I bet they would have some serious discourse about leftwing causes while exhausting their fingers.

They should drop leaflets with photos of her naked, no doubt there will be a sharp increase in suicide bombings...

Aside from the video of Britney, this is the stupidest thing I've EVER heard.

Somebody should tell her, she can't buy a drink there, even if she has fake id.

Someone likes her...they photograph her enough....UGHHHH

She doesn't have a clue where Iraq is. I love how she's upfront about her motives. Who cares about entertaining America's soldiers, she just wants to be like Marilyn.

She's like GI Joe!!!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

Dear God!!!! I cannot get over how stupid she is! I gotta' get outta here.

P.S. The official redneck quote of the day is : "Cuzza you our lights got turned off! Our kids hadda sleep in the dark!!!"

Oh dear, I hope she can find a stripper pole in Baghdad...also, the availability of Valtrex may be limited if she happens to break out in sores while she is overseas...

What is that gruesome toe-headed monster with the black eyeliner behind her? That thing should go with her to Iraq to scare the insurgents away.

why the FUCK does every half-wit skank in hollywood who becomes moderatley famous suddenly compare themselves to marilyn monroe? 1990's madonna, christina aguilera, this dumb bitch...i don't get it.

I sure hope she doesn't get sand in her firecrotch, I mean it could turn to glass!

Someone may want to inform her that "load" and "shoot" are not just for facials...

I'd Hit It!!!

Uh, jrzmommy, it's spelled "TOW-headed", you idiot. I was looking for someone with a head shaped like a toe. That would be scarier than someone with pale blond hair.

Please send her. In a white beanie with graduated red circles.

First Paris Hilton is Princess Diana and now Lindsay is Marilyn? Oh my effen-God.

Will customs need to search the bags under her eyes?

Actually, I can't think of a better place to send Hillary and Lindsay.

we HATe when the ponies
get above themselves
and think that
they can think
for themselves

the iraq war is a false war

no one should be supporting it

the smoldering shrub
and his neocon advisors
is playing propaganda
with the idiots
with
loads of money
and
no brains at all

wake up linds...

...africa

I wasted all those years in school, but all I really wanna be is a hamburger. "Rubble rubble."

Uh, #27, who the fuck are you? And speaking of idiots, you're the one who actually looked for a person with a head shaped like a toe. So, if you're done being a cunt, you can go dance with a train now, bitch.

Nice. Lindsey aspires to be an untalented hot pinup chick, spreading kisses and erections worldwide in the name of brotherhood.

It's not exactly Eva Peron, but it's a mission.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

Nice. Lindsey aspires to be an untalented hot pinup chick, spreading kisses and erections worldwide in the name of brotherhood.

It's not exactly Eva Peron, but it's a mission.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

Nice. Lindsey aspires to be an untalented hot pinup chick, spreading kisses and erections worldwide in the name of brotherhood.

It's not exactly Eva Peron, but it's a mission.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

@2 It is a big fucking deal, wouldn't you just love to eat fruit out of her ass.

This lunabitch is obsessed with making a complete idiot out of herself, although I am feeling a bit 'Corniushorni', how about a good cornholing topped off with a good ...?

*HHHHHOOOOOOOOCCCCCKKKK* OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOO mmmmmm! Yes, that's it... right there! OH OH OH OH OOOOOOOOOOO *Spits on back* Oh you were so ... that was awesome *Turns Over and Jacks Off in her Face* HA HA Houdini'd Bitch!!!!

What can I say I told you I was feeling a bit Corniushorni. Don't you just love latin?

Hopeless

Uh, 27--who the fuck are you? Speaking of idiots, you're the one who actually looked for a person with a head shaped like a toe. So, if you're done being a cunt, you can go dance with a train now, bitch.

At least she's not trying to be a representative on the UN security counsel or work with the Red Cross in Africa. Pin-up girl ... pure .. simple and well within her skillset. Kinda refreshing actually.

At least she's not trying to be a representative on the UN security counsel or work with the Red Cross in Africa. Pin-up girl ... pure .. simple and well within her skillset. Kinda refreshing actually.

Awww her heart is as big as her breasts, too bad the brain isn't. Still, it'd be pretty funny if she tried to build a stage by herself, and then perform on it.

@2 It is a big fucking deal, don't you just want to eat fruit out of her ass? I know I do.

This lunabitch is obsessed with making a complete fuckbag out of herself, speaking of asses she does kinda make me feel a little 'CorniusHorni'. Nothing like a good cornjob topped off with a ...?

*HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOCCKKKKKK* OH OH OH OH. mmmm yes... that's it... right there... Oh yeah, Oh fuck yeah... OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OOOOOOOOOOOO *Spits On Back* Oh that was so icredible... you are so... *Spins Her Around* OH HO! *Jack's Off and Blows Real Load in Her Face* HA HA Houdini'd Bitch!!!

What can I say I said I was feeling a little CorniusHorni. Don't you just love latin?

Hopeless

Awww her heart is as big as her breasts, too bad the brain isn't. Still, it'd be pretty funny if she tried to build a stage by herself, and then perform on it.

@2 It is a big fucking deal, don't you just want to eat fruit out of her ass? I know I do.

This lunabitch is obsessed with making a complete fuckbag out of herself, speaking of asses she does kinda make me feel a little 'CorniusHorni'. Nothing like a good cornjob topped off with a ...?

*HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOCCKKKKKK* OH OH OH OH. mmmm yes... that's it... right there... Oh yeah, Oh fuck yeah... OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OOOOOOOOOOOO *Spits On Back* Oh that was so icredible... you are so... *Spins Her Around* OH HO! *Jack's Off and Blows Real Load in Her Face* HA HA Houdini'd Bitch!!!

What can I say I said I was feeling a little CorniusHorni. Don't you just love latin?

Hopeless

@2 It is a big fucking deal, don't you just want to eat fruit out of her ass? I know I do.

This lunabitch is obsessed with making a complete fuckbag out of herself, speaking of asses she does kinda make me feel a little 'CorniusHorni'. Nothing like a good cornjob topped off with a ...?

*HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOCCKKKKKK* OH OH OH OH. mmmm yes... that's it... right there... Oh yeah, Oh fuck yeah... OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OOOOOOOOOOOO *Spits On Back* Oh that was so icredible... you are so... *Spins Her Around* OH HO! *Jack's Off and Blows Real Load in Her Face* HA HA Houdini'd Bitch!!!

What can I say I said I was feeling a little CorniusHorni. Don't you just love latin?

Hopeless

Perhaps we can leave her there?

How fitting that a cock-sucking whore is her idol.

see, sir psycho sexy from previous jessica simpson post? a HAMBURGER. now THAT would be something oddly related to 'bovine'. this girl is just an idiot. which btw is also not related to bovine.

Haven't our troops suffered enough?

Haven't our troops suffered enough?

Marilyn....Lindsay.....Marilyn....Lindsay

I'd say there's just a LITTLE bitta difference. Isn't she like 12?!? Sex kitten isn't EXACTLY what comes to mind...

How fitting that a cock-sucking whore is her idol.

How fitting that a cock-sucking whore is her idol.

Uh, 27-FUCK YOU.

Marilyn....Lindsay.....Marilyn....Lindsay

I'd say there's just a LITTLE bitta difference. Isn't she like 12?!? Sex kitten isn't EXACTLY what comes to mind...

wouldn't that be somewhat like comparing Tara Reid to Mother Theresa?

I agree that she should take shooting lessons, being so stupid it wouldn't surprise me if she killed herself. And the world would finally make sense again.

Nice. Lindsey aspires to be an untalented hot pinup chick, spreading kisses and erections worldwide in the name of brotherhood.

It's not exactly Eva Peron, but it's a mission.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

How fitting that a cock-sucking whore is her idol.

Marilyn....Lindsay.....Marilyn....Lindsay

I'd say there's just a LITTLE bitta difference. Isn't she like 12?!? Sex kitten isn't EXACTLY what comes to mind...

Wouldn't that be somewhat like comparing Tara Reid to Mother Theresa?

How fitting that a cock-sucking whore is her idol.

Marilyn....Lindsay.....Marilyn....Lindsay

I'd say there's just a LITTLE bitta difference. Isn't she like 12?!? Sex kitten isn't EXACTLY what comes to mind...

Wouldn't that be somewhat like comparing Tara Reid to Mother Theresa?

How fitting that a cock-sucking whore is her idol.

Haven't our troops suffered enough?

We ramble for the love
of war and
only
the lonely
can possibly understand a single
confusing
yet entertaining
word Herbiefrog
speaks

His mind is simliar to
the junk drawer in
my
kitchen

full of
important things
that
just
don't
make sense...

Slay the chickens
before
democracy falls to
heroes :)
I think, I'm so confused
Peace and a can of hair grease

We ramble for the love
of war and
only
the lonely
can possibly understand a single
confusing
yet entertaining
word Herbiefrog
speaks

His mind is simliar to
the junk drawer in
my
kitchen

full of
important things
that
just
don't
make sense...

Slay the chickens
before
democracy falls to
heroes :)
I think, I'm so confused
Peace and a can of hair grease

We ramble for the love
of war and
only
the lonely
can possibly understand a single
confusing
yet entertaining
word Herbiefrog
speaks

His mind is simliar to
the junk drawer in
my
kitchen

full of
important things
that
just
don't
make sense...

Slay the chickens
before
democracy falls to
heroes :)
I think, I'm so confused
Peace and a can of hair grease

We ramble for the love
of war and
only
the lonely
can possibly understand a single
confusing
yet entertaining
word Herbiefrog
speaks

His mind is simliar to
the junk drawer in
my
kitchen

full of
important things
that
just
don't
make sense...

Slay the chickens
before
democracy falls to
heroes :)
I think, I'm so confused
Peace and a can of hair grease....

Linds doesn't know where the hell she wants to go to be a humanitarian, as if it's a popularity contest or something. Just last week she said she wanted to go to Africa to help starving children. I wonder why she won't go to help poor people working in the coca fields of Columbia and Bolivia? Too obvious maybe?

Yeah, thats exactly what they want to think of when they're overseas Lindsey. A crack addicted, std infested ginger with the body of a 13 year old boy.

PLEASE, send Jessica Alba, send Stacy Keibler, send someone worthy of fapping too... not this.

She said she's always aspired to be "basically a pinup" and "a beautiful sex kitten"? How can somebody with money, fame and international attention decide that all they want to be is "basically a pinup"? It's like a Nobel laureate saying he's always wanted to flip burgers.

Marilyn Monroe went to Iraq to entertain the troops. Lindsay Lohan wants to go to Iraq so she can have war-weary men find her sexy (they probably won't). The era of fabulous Hollywood temptresses is long gone, Lindsay. Besides, I'm pretty sure Marilyn Monroe was never a skank.

She said she's always aspired to be "basically a pinup" and "a beautiful sex kitten"? How can somebody with money, fame and international attention decide that all they want to be is "basically a pinup"? It's like a Nobel laureate saying he's always wanted to flip burgers.

Marilyn Monroe went to Iraq to entertain the troops. Lindsay Lohan wants to go to Iraq so she can have war-weary men find her sexy (they probably won't). The era of fabulous Hollywood temptresses is long gone, Lindsay. Besides, I'm pretty sure Marilyn Monroe was never a skank.

I'd lile to stick my weiner
in
Lindsey's sausage wallet
and
maybe
go to Iraq with HER...

I would say
really weird
yet
strangely
entertaining things that
only babies
And
monkeys understand:)

I'm herbiefrog
but on the inside
I'm a lethal
ninja..
chopping up my sentences
WHIle
I cry a little
when watching Pretty in Pink

But don't we all...
I confuse myself
Peace
and a
can
of Hair grease..

if i saw this twat in public i would fucking throw a tube of acid in her fucked up looking face

I may be banned. Hmmm.

I'd lile to stick my weiner
in
Lindsey's sausage wallet
and
maybe
go to Iraq with HER...

I would say
really weird
yet
strangely
entertaining things that
only babies
And
monkeys understand:)

I'm herbiefrog
but on the inside
I'm a lethal
ninja..
chopping up my sentences
WHIle
I cry a little
when watching Pretty in Pink

But don't we all...
I confuse myself
Peace
and a
can
of Hair grease..

I don't know what's worse...her thinking that a gun will save her freckly ass in Iraq (which would classify her as a "combatant"), the fact that she thinks that the troops are dying to see her, OR the notion that traveling with Hillary Clinton to visit our military is a good idea.

What a disrespectful little whore. Are they girlfriends or something?

Its either Mrs. Clinton or Senator Clinton, whether you like the woman or not.

Thats like when Dubya called the president of Russia Vlad at a press conference.

What a disrespectful little whore. Are they girlfriends or something?

Its either Mrs. Clinton or Senator Clinton, whether you like the woman or not.

Thats like when Dubya called the president of Russia Vlad at a press conference.

I don't know what's worse...her thinking that a gun will save her freckly ass in Iraq (which would classify her as a "combatant"), the fact that she thinks that the troops want to hear her sing, OR the notion that traveling with Hillary Clinton to visit our military is a good idea.

Uh, 27--FUCK YOU.

ahahahahahaha simmer down there freckles. ahahahahahhahahahha youre killing me

What's with all the double posts?

What's with all the double posts?

Super! Lohan's signing on to yet another project she'll not show up for.

WHY?
does she need to take shooting lessons? will she be fighting along side the troops?
will bikinis be required to train in?
how many will be required?
will the boxing trainer go with as well?
will she hobb the knob?

She's guaranteed to turn untold thousands of our finest troops into raging homosexuals...

@ 84 OF COURSE knob jobs are required. Its in her contract rider, right along side Kraft Services.

I got nuthin'....

@ - 36,41,43,44 - Hopeless_Screenwriter aka PogoTheClown - "CorniusHorni", was that #220 on your "365 Latin Words for Anal Sex" desk calendar???

Lying should be a criminal offense.

"Elsewhere in the Elle interview Lohan says she's never had plastic surgery ("I've never done anything") and isn't using cocaine ("I'm not. There you have it. It's not true"). "

Beautiful sex kitten??? HA More like Scallywag alley cat! and the only reason anyone would pin up her picture is to play one hell of a game of connect the freckles!
She needs to get over herself! GROSS!

Hmmm. TheSuperficial.com. Does the URL refer to the commenters?

So Lindsay Lohan wants to go to Iraq to perform for the troops. Good for her! She probably doesn't fully realize what she'd be getting into, because she's only 20 and still is at that age when people think they're immortal. She'd come away from the experience a sadder but wiser girl.

And you know what? I'll bet the troops would be happy to see her. Who the hell goes over there if they don't have to, other than politicians who are trying to score points with their constituents? Naive she may be, but she's motivated by altruism and compassion. More power to her -- I hope she goes.

Lindsay in Iraq - Random Gems of Genius:
"Guns are way loud."
"This place smells icky."
"I just saw one of those little brown kids poop on the sidewalk."
"Ohmygod, those people are cooking a dog! Uh!"
"All the girls here are totally prude."
"Sand in your makeup, sand in your blow, sand, sand, sand everywhere that you go! Ohmygod, I just wrote my next song!"

She just wants to go over there where she has a better chance of actually being desired by a bunch of military men who have been without for a while and would think Anna Nicole before Trimspa was hot.
She may be able to make a public appearance without being called firecrotch!
Hey, wouldn't we be sending a WMD over there if she went..put the firecrotch on the Al-Quaida, now there's a useful trip for her!

i think she meant "degenerate fuck pussy" but they cleaned it up for print and wrote "beautiful Sex kitten".

this reminds me of the time she said she would get naked for a film if it meant she would get an oscar for it. how could anyone be so brainless?

I don't think that practicing at the local gun range for a day is going to keep you from harm's way when a nuclear bomb goes off in your face.

Some people should stick to what they're good at. Let the armed forces worry about the war, and when the soldiers come back from Iraq, Lindsay can do what she's good at and give them all firecrotch crabs.

@96 - Hey Tits_, "a nuclear bomb goes off in your face.", that's cute!

Lindsey Lohan is going to take shooting lessons with her "security guard" on a gun range, so she'll be safe during a war Iraq. Right.

Not even questioning the credibility of this "security guard" (rent-a-copLOL), That's like saying "I have a cousin who smokes pot, so I think we're pretty qualified to get into international drug trafficking in the near future."

did anyone else notice the gross Excema ad and how ironically close it was to Lindsay Lohan's face? That's what her face secretly looks like under all the cover up, the freckles are just the tip of the iceberg I tell you

Haven't the troops suffered enough without this selfish bitch going over there to entertain them? Maybe she'll encounter a suicide bomber. Now that would be really entertaining!!!

i love how her only desired involvement in a bloody conflict is the opportunity to further her aspirations as a pin-up.
a role-model for us all.

Lindsay, the Baghdad Sun is gonna give U even more fwweeckles! UR skin will look like Desert Fatigues?! Who needs a BodyGuard?! TCLTSC!

92, awesome.

Marylin Monroe was a stunning, healthy looking well proportioned american icon (deservedly so) who used to hang out with the Kennedys the Brat pack and Joe fucking DiMaggio.

Lindsay Lohan was on Herbie Fully Loaded, hangs out with Paris Hilton, Jeremy Piven and Wilmer Valderrama and yeah, she was called a smelly slut with exposed cliterati by a drunken sweaty guy.

The similarities are uncanny.

Oh come on people! She's going to Iraq because she's run out of guys here.

It's going to take four years for her to get the sand out of her crotch when she's done banging all those servicemen. In fact, everyone will forget that her nickname was ever firecrotch. They'll just call her "Sandy".

I'm Jack Spratling, and I can eat no ... fatling?

oops make that the Rat Pack, you win this round Lohan,...you slut.

Could not help it, Areosmith popped in my head...

Lindsay's Got A Gun
Lindsay's Got A Gun
Her whole world's about fun
Her career will be done
When she shoots like a fool
Wearing her bikini acting like a tool

#104 yeah but stil...

cute... no?

gotta overrule you here

free pass : )

miss lucky lohan : ))

@108 OMFG, I just got that, damn you Frog, damn you straight to HELL!!!

...from a previous post ?

as they both are set to appear in rival projects about science-fiction writer PHILIP K DICK.

...sounds like :)
...the sort of project
...to be involved in

...but which one to choose?

...luck babe :)

I have to put in my 2 cents, because, as some of you know, my husband and myself are both in the military (He's in Afghanistan).

I think it's neat that SOME celeb's think that going over and putting on a show will lift morale (which would also make them look like the poster child of patriotism). And there are SOME celebs that the troops would like to see (ie. Comedians, Rock Bands (not teeny bopper bands)), and so on.

But what the fuck is she going to do over there? Does she really sing, or does she sing like Paris?

She is going to the wrong place, she needs to go to a cheerleading camp, or a high school assembly. Somewhere where she can make her Body Guard useful.

I can't believe how stupid and naive this girl is. She wants to take shooting lessons? Try a few weeks of marksmanship training with an M16, then maybe you will gain a little respect.

I would love to be over there in the desert and see her pull up in a Hum-Vee with her little pistol and a body guard, that alone would make a deployment over there worth it.

Does she really think the body guard is going to protect her? If there was a blast even remotely close to them, he would shit his pants, scream then run for cover without her.

Nothing has ever bothered me more on this site than this story, today I am officially jumping on the "I Hate Lindsey Lohan" Bandwagon.

Out.

When she was an honor student, I fucked her, shhhhhh, don't tell anyone cause that makes me a pedophile. I did though. :0)

91- I hope she goes too, and hey, why don't you go with her? You wouldn't have to worry about any danger because Linds will protect you, she'll be packing heat! And by heat (you guessed it!), I mean herpes.

BTW, syphylus ( i noticed you spelled your name/std wrong) the URL/ name of this site reflects the articles, the subjects of said articles and yes, the comments (not neccesarily the commenters).
Why is it that EVERY day someone has to come on here preaching about how bad it is to gossip about celebrities, when they are visiting a website that exclusively gossips about celebrities. Either
a) you are a hyprocrite; you read the articles and comments and laugh along untill somebody dares to make fun of someone you happen to like and relate to.
or b) you are a hyprocrite; you can't reconcile your lusty appetite for sarcasm and your need to vent with your high and mighty moral self image. So you project your self hatred at those of us who are comfortable with the concept of lightening the fuck up.
With everything that is going on in the world, combined with most people's daily life, who doesn't need to vent a little? If anonymously spewing a little hatred on line alleviates that, who are you judge? It isn't hurting anyone is it?
And if it does hurt your feelings maybe you could just shut up and fuck off. Or maybe you would rather people take out their frustrations at home on their families and friends, or on the streets at their neighbors, or at work on their co-workers? Here's a news flash for you, Lindsay Lohan does not need you to defend her, if she doesn't want to be scrutinized and consequently made fun of, she can go work with you at burger king. Untill then I'm sure the millions of dollars her "Live in Iraq" album makes her (thanks to suckers like yourself) will help her dry the tears.
I mean come on, just because she is not a politician doesn't mena she doesn't have an agenda. Seriously, wake up!
To everyone else: very sorry for the long rant, I am just getting so sick of this, some people need to be spin-kicked right off their high horses.
To the spelling police: if you want to spellcheck this- go right ahead because i didn't bother.

Sorry about the quadruple post. And it's Pappy-The-Magical-Wonder-Clown. Not Pogo. Gacy all ready has a lock on Pogo. But my Happy-Slappy shoes are patented. Don't make me stomp your testicles again. Mr. Suicidal.

Hopeless-Ball-Stomper

um but don't you actually have to be pretty to be a pin-up? she should wake up and realize she's ugly

If I was in the army, stationed over in Iraq, and this ridicucunt twat "performed" for me to boost my morale, well, I'd have to strap a few bombs onto my chest and go give her a "hug".

If you know what I mean.

And I'm sure you do.

Cuz you are all smart, not like this very stupid little girl.

Sincerely,
krisdylee, esquire

Lohan needs a good fragging, she doesn't even need to be in the combat zone folks. Any intersection in LA can serve as a staging area, just wait for her car and let the 'nades roll.

To echo what a few people have already observed, haven't the troops suffered enough? Jebus, retarded people are running the war and Lindsay thinks her shitty music is gonna make them forget about what a hellhole they're stuck in? I'm pretty sure that moments after they announced Lohan's name over the PA, at least half the troops (and I'm thinkin it's probably closer to 70%) would turn to each other and say "Who?" And yeah, the idea of Lohan anywhere near a gun should frighten us all. And why the hell would she be learning to shoot anyway? If she actually did go to Iraq (highly unlikely), she'd be surrounded by hundreds of trained military people with hella firepower. WTF would Lohan do with a gun besides drop it at the first loud noise and accidentally shoot off her own hoo-ha?

Bitch, please...

Uhhhhhh.................uhhhh..............uhhhh...........

Fuck it

First of all I would like to say that I DO NOT support the war but I do support the troops I mean its not their fault that we have a moron for pres.Second of all the troops are enduring so much so why do they need to listen to that stupid whore whine about her daddy?I truly hope that the troops are not so starved for sex that Hohan starts lookin real good.Oh God I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Actually, going with Clinton is the best thing she could do considering Hillary is used to dealing with a cocaine addicted, weed smoking, duplicitous sex addict who smells like tobacco smoke and is so frustratingly self righteous. That and Lindsey's collection of stained dresses. Match made in heaven I tell you. The Green Zone will then be newly dubbed the firecrotch zone.

91--I think you have this site confused with wepitymarginallytalentedcokesluts.com

Is your name Dina Lohan, by any chance?

If I take enough coke, nobody can fuck with me.

someone may have already commented on this, but i'm too fired up to read all 124 comments before spewing my hatred for this piece of crap whore. Why the hell is she going to the gun range for, does she really think she's gonna be allowed to participate in the war, b/c it'd be oh so cool? Will she be up on stage rubbing herself up and down becoming the next marilyn monroe (um i think christina's not done yet w/ the wig honey, you may have to wait a bit more)strappped w/ a gun? I aggrevate myself reading this shit, but i just can't help it. Thank god i live in nyc, i have a high chance of running into these pieces of shit, and the only thing that helps me sleep at night is the possibility that one day i can shove my foot in her face.

Well I'm sure the troops wouldn't mind partying with her. There's nothing like a hot, slutty, young star to brighten peoples' day.

Lindsey Lohan is a perfect symbol of why other countries hate America so much. Vapid, brainless, money-hungry. I say send her over, and just maybe the next photo we see of Ms. Lohan will be the one the posted on Ogrish.com.

As long as Hillary doesn't sing.

lol

Is so mamazing dat won dumb ass wanna be a pinned sex cat. Hope sum tearorist take her then butt rape her on video to her music.
~Britney

#112 you should look for support
it's probably a switch
you can undo it...

I swear if i met this girl id be the first to bang her on tape... and sell it for money

im not sure how knowing how to use a gun will be much help in the middle of the fucking desert when al quaida finally does America a real favor and has his minions blast her ass back to CA with superpowered shoulder rocket launchers that they got on clearance from Iraq war number one.

It's really not even about doing what Marilyn did already and becoming a pinup that makes you a legend. It's also about having a nice personality and having many people all over the world admire you and respect you. I just don't see Lindsay becoming anything near to what Marilyn is today. No one will ever be like Marilyn. Marilyn also spent much of her career disliking the fact that people saw her as just a pinup. She was a smart, savvy woman but the industry and the audience didn't give her the opportunity to demonstrate her intelligence. Lindsay just aspires to be a pinup. Lohan wants to BE MARILYN that is why she wants to go to Iraq and perform. When Marilyn was asked to perform in Korea, she didn't do it because she wanted to be a pinup or wanted to be Betty Grable for the troops. She went there because SHE wanted to PERFORM for her fans, many of whom were soldiers. That was the #1 reason. She wanted to be a morale booster for them. The LAST thing Lohan has on her mind is performing for them or their morale. Amazing how people put themselves and their own ideas about who they are or want to be ahead of what's important. Maybe she needs to go to Iraq and get a dose of reality. I also don't understand what she will gain by taking shooting lessons. Is she going to shoot people over there or something? She's not going to be there to participate in the war.

This is too hilarious.

On second thought, it would actually be a blessing to lose two incredibly stupid, useless people if they got attacked in Iraq.

Don't they both have big heads? I mean, the troops don't want to see Hilary, she is against what they are working for. And for the Hohan, her one single didn't make it very far. In fact, I don't even know if any of the troops even know she sings.

I am sure it was Hohan that hatched this idea, so here's to you, you dumb cunt!

Sending Lindsay Lohan to Iraq would be like putting Peewee Herman in charge of a nuclear missle. Any way you look at it, its a stupid idea. Does she think even half the troops over there know who the hell she is? I'm sure they're sooner see Osama Bin Laden give a lapdance.

she's delusional... must be all blow...

Shooting lessons!? HA HA HA !! Twat.

Seeing as she refuses to get up early in the morning and constantly suffers from heat issues, I would say she is eternally fucked. She'd fly all that way and never leave her hotel room. She'd probably tie up more military assets as a result of her bullshit demands than the Republican Guard did.

Someone should make the dumbfuck walk Route Irish to the greenzone. Or maybe tell her there is a really cool nightclub in Ramadi where all the Iraqi playboys hang out. Or lock her stupidass in a porta-john at midday.

57 varieties of VD can't kill her though so maybe snakes, bugs, IEDs, VBIEDS, snipers, RPGs, mortar fire and bullshit can't kill her. So she may be okay. Though she may have difficulty finding a bikini to match her IBA.

Must be nice being a remf though...

If I were a marine in Iraq, I don't know which would scare the shit out of me worse: Seeing Hillary in Baghdad or Bin Laden himself. The scenario would make me wonder who I'd want to shoot.

Does Lindsay have any idea what Clinton administrations do to the military? What kind of sick concert is she imagining here? Teach Hillary to lip sync so they can hold hands and sing "I Got You, Babe"?

YOU SAW THEM IN WASHINGTON D.C.
YOU SAW THEM IN LITTLE ROCK
INTRODUCING: LINDSAY LOHAN AND HILLARY CLINTON'S "Don't ask...Don't tell" Tour.

Opening acts include Rosie O'Donnel and Ellen Degeneris

And don't miss the WORLD PREMIERE DEBUT of Hillary's future running mate in 2008, Baghdad Betty!!!!!!!!!!

Lohan has left the planet