Aug 28 2006Lindsay Lohan chills at Harry Morton's beach house

Who is Harry Morton and why does he have a beach house?

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ooo another bikini.

Maybe the next blog will have attractive women?

Firecrotch comment #3254626553245694024

Lindsay doesn't take showers. She just puts on a bikini to dry off her sperm covered body. It's why she's so white...

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She may have the worst skin I have ever seen other than a case of severe psoriasis. She does not have an inch of skin not mottled by freckle, mole, blemish or pimple. All enhanced by the ghostly, pasty white of her ginger flesh. And that she's always wearing bikinis makes it worse. It's as if she's flaunting her freckled hide.

I bet she'll brown-up real nice in Hell.

weathered. when are these underage "actors" going to start getting carded and then arrested for going out to bars and clubs? how rad would that be...

There's really nowhere to go but downhill for Ms. Lohan. She peaked at...what, 14? The condition of her skin is inexcusable, at best. By the time she gets to hell, #7, the fiery flames will just shrug their shoulders and say "Eh, nothing more for us to do here."

Hello, Lindsay, this is Burt Reynolds, yes... fine... uh, CAN I HAVE MY FUCKING SUNGLASSES BACK!

#9. hilarious!

Is that Jared Leto again?

She needs to, like, develop a waist and some hips.
Aside from the boobs, it's the body of a 14 year old boy.

#1, Harry Morton is Peter Morton's son, and Peter Morton is the owner/founder of Hard Rock. A friend of mine worked for the Hard Rock hotel in Vegas, and said he's a complete moron.

I saw him being interviewed on The Daily Show about a restaurant they're opening in Arizona called The Pink Taco. (there's also one in Vegas) People in Arizona didn't like the name and were protesting, and he was comparing naming his Mexican restaraunt a slur for female genitalia, to The Vagina Monologues being named The Vagina Monolgues. Fucking idiot.

She has the ass and hips of an older white man. Her shoulders look like she was painting a wall beige with a roller, while topless. And I couldn't read the whole tat, but it should be considered false advertising for her to have "La Bella..." anywhere on her. All that said, nice rack.

How can she spend so much time barely clothed and still be a ghost?

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icky poo freckles

YO....Mr Ficial.....you are so scraping the bottom of the barrel with this....

Come One...there are more noteworthy shit then this.....I never thought I would say this...YOU SUCK!!!!

Firecrotch is BORING....it's all been said....done...sung...

Mr. Ficial.....I am so writing Steven Colbert...and have you placed on notice....

YOU SUCK!!!! I am so hurt....so let down....and I am not ever going to knit you a sweater again.

Sgned,

Your Mom - Mrs. Ficial

Don't come home - we moved

All this girl seems to do is 'relax' and 'party'.....but guess what people? WE (the stupid poor ass public) buy the DVD's, go to her movies, buy celeb magazines, their clothing lines, CD's...........basicially BUY anything Hollywood TELLS us we need. Remember: These celebs are getting INSANELY rich and WE (everyone else) are getting poorer - do you ENJOY this?!? DO you have any opinion? A boycott is in order to put an end to this celebrity obession!!

Then again, she doesn't party and sleep around any more than a hell of alot of other 20 year old chicks that aren't movie stars. So, big fucking deal.

INVASION OF FRECKLES REALY SUCK!!!!!

party on babe :)

remember the sun-screen

don't burn that inner human

I know it's been said before but skankity-skank-skank. She needs to work out sometime instead of lounging by the pool/beach all day. She has no muscle tone. At all. She's lucky she's young. I can't wait to watch her hit the wall in about 10 years.

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The 2nd pic of her side cleavage is way nice.
Besides that, she is just not attractive. Don't get me wrong, she'd still get it twice... but these bikini pics are far from flattering. Although nakie sun bathing might change my mind. Are you reading this Lohan?

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# 13 & 15
puberty skipped lindsay, her mom got her a boob job so she wouldn't look like an ironing board.

#23
did you miss her sparring partner a few weeks back? it proved she is "working" out...yeah ok, thanks for the dull show Lindsay sucking Lohan!!!

Why don't they build a fucking fence around that fucking balcony / porch??

"Cooterpunch" is a happenin' site.

herbiefrog is my hero bitch!!!!!

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Her skin looks like it would be kinda dry and rough, and have a LOT of that downy hair that some redheads get....and of course she smells like Diarhea according to Brandon Davis.

It's Monochromatica Woman. She has come to spread communicable diseases to the world's most eligible and wealthiest batchelor heirs.

she's got a pretty flabby looking ass and already looks way older than 20. Ooo, she's gonna be looking like Joan Rivers by 30. Gaaarontee it.

Everyone has to remember that this girl is a natural red head - hence the pale skin and all the freckles!
Yeah ok she's not the most attractive thing out there but it has to be said to all the people that find her highly unattractive - DONT LOOK AT THE PICTURES! It's as easy as that! Don't blame it on Superficial guy cos you are the ones who keep coming to his site!

for someone who spends as much time in bikinis doing a whole lot of nothing she never seems to get rid of the pale & pasty look. of all the things this chick does (coke, booze, smokes) she fucking worries about putting sunscreen on? What fucked up priorities.

oh and I love the fact that racist danielle likes Mr. Ts comments because she thinks he/she's black. die you rotten fuckwhore.

how can you guys sit here and make fun of her skin pigmentation? don't discriminate against the fair skinned freckled folks! and using sunscreen is the smartest thing she could do! fair skinned people have a much greater risk of developing fatal skin cancer. she can quit all the other dangerous things she does, like smoking, doing drugs, drinking, but you can't quit skin cancer. word.

Amazing...I see a hot woman in a bikini.

How is it that just about every person who has commented on this must be:

1. a man who is attracted to other men and hates women.
2. a woman who is jealous of beautiful women.

3. A man who has bad taste in women!

(He He - sorry had to add that)

Zombies in bikinis rock.

That's OK #35...so, are you a 1 a 2?

@30- zanna, I didn't realize they spoke cajun in Moose Taint County, USA

#37 Well neither - it's quite hard to be jealous of LL! Don't take it personally dude it was just a joke! Sometimes she looks hot - other times well not! Whatever floats your boat.

I have to say that if you are indeed going to spend the majority of your life in a bikini, a tan is a must...what? she'll get skin cancer? Oh, but my dear that is why we have the mystic tan and all of those tan-in-a-can deals. You'd think a person who has enough money to buy a bikini making factory would at least invest in that.

Hooray for Skanks!finally another bikini shot of LoHo!

She makes me want to dig out my eyes with a fork.

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@34
contining #35 ....
4. a dude that's never had sex?

@38 - Well...we speak a little bit of everything cuz that there Moose Taint is the Great American Melting pot. Speaking of which....have you stopped by lately to see the new McFlap??? It's a tasty treat!!!!

She is ALWAYS bikini-clad in the blistering sun so EVERY inch of her will be freckled....giving her the PERFECT tan! Take that you Spray-Tan Hilton Ho's!

I love how she walks out with a Philip Roth book under her arm, title boldly showing, so that the phalanx of paparazzi will be sure to prove to the world that she's intellectually challenging herself (who needs college?), but then there's not a single shot of her reading. Could this be selective editing on the part of our host, or (far more likely) that she really only ever uses books to do lines off of?

@44 Zanna: He's Walrus Gumboot.

Also: If someone is a 'Ginger' and very proned to skin cancer, why would they want to be out in the sun so much?

You probably don't really belong on the planet earth if the fucking ***SUN*** doesn't like you!

hopeless

If you have the kind of skin that requires the word "pigmentation" after it you have problems. plain & simple.

If Jessica Alba had Lindsay's skin she would be bu-fug-a-dugly.

#44- Are you kiddin'! Them McFlapps sure am good!
In particular the "Fur" burger...
except for the hairs in my teeth!

I'm also lovin me some "Spanks"

Thanks for blowing my cover ya "Hopeless_ cock-nina" you :)

"Back off me faggenstein!"

@48 Biatcho: You should stop by and visit us sometime at the spankdom.

You are very funny.

hopeless

_cock ninja you :)

Hopeless_ - I've been trying to get biatcho over to Spanks for three weeks!
I've even threw your name in the mix.

Hopeless Suicidal... patience, my friends, patience...

I have entirely too much fun making fun of danYELL on this site right now. All this racism is killing me on the inside.

hehehe....another bikini pic...come one.. aren't we tired as fuck already???/
I am just saying...

EW... I've had 4 kids and look WAY better then that... ew... whats with her ass

a lindsay lohan hiaku

lohan's ass jiggles
like lumps of freckled jello
oh no i feel sick

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I usually write how all these girls are hotter than anything I've ever gotten or ever will get. I can't say that this time. Take away the implants, which look retarded on her, anyway, and she's got the body of a prepubescent boy.

How did I get dragged into the Danielle debacle? I honestly never thought about the whole "Mr. T" situation when I typed in my screen name 2 years ago. I did, in fact, take my husband's last name upon marriage. His last name begins with 'T', thereby rendering me "mrs.t" Call me slow, call me unimaginative, but please don't call me racits.

don't call me 'racist', either. so awesome to misspell just that one word.

fell free to call me racits.

Everyone has talked shit about her freckles and she's ugly and blah blah blah blah. I'm here to point out that incredibly DUMPY ASS she has!!

Check out that 3rd pic. Is that the most unappealing ass you've ever seen on a celeb or what?

That's it. I'm done.

# 57..a haiku....finally some culture to go with the sofa....

Thanks...You are why I come here.....

Just Imagine what Lindsay would look like without hollywood.

And talk about a GROSS DROOPING BUTT!

#61: EXACTLY!

Freckles, a mile-high belly button, and an ass that STRUGGLES RIGHT OUT OF HER BIKINI AND FALL TO THE FLOOR... a real hottie, yeah.

mrs. t i wasn't dragging you in. just making a comment about the biggest waste of an afro this site has ever seen. sorry if you took offense, but really not all that sorry in the long run.

o'doyle rules!!!!!!

Good god, am I really spending time looking at someone stretch and walk around... I need a life.

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ew...she has the NASTIEST ASS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yuck if that thing is so droopy now...just imagine in 10 more years...mmmm flat droopiness

She has the ass of a 40-year-old stripper.

that haiku kicked ass.

1) Never smiles unless posing
2) Droopy ass
3) God missed the target in placing her belly button
4) Droopy ass
5) What's with the "la bella vita" tat on her backside? "The Sweet Life"? Sure it is when you don't have to show up to the set, and have a bikini for every day of the year, FOR ETERNITY!

...and 6) Droopy ass. HOW old is she again? Because her body screams "over the hill".

She's Conan O'Brien's long lost not so hot sister.

Pics 5 and 10 - That has to be the weirdest, ugiest looking ass I've ever seen! And on a 20 yr old girl too... Her skin and that out-of-place belly button are just too disgusting to look.

#67. I think you are being too optimistic thinking she'll make it another 10 yrs. She's already aged 70 yrs since she was 15. There's only so much a 'human' (and I use this term loosely) body can take.

oops... To look *at* that should be. Her skin and navel can't look, that would be scary. Looking at her disgusting body made me go temporarily blind.

ARRGGGHHHHH!!!!! Check out the jello butt in the 4th pic!

Or better yet, don't.

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She's still the hottest thing on th planet

LilRach must be gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Doesn't look like she's gotten much of a tan bikini or not...

http://www.exposay.com/lindsay-lohan/1/c/1418/

Nothing like a cum-guzzler to complement the day!

woah. she finally managed to find a bikini that doesn't look like total ass on her. I'm shocked. nice job, Lindsay.

why doesn't Lohan just walk around nude for the paparazzi...

does she carry like a 5-pack in her purse at all times?