Are we supposed to be surprised about this?

It would be funnier if she boxed in some boxers........................

Or if she was bit by a boxer...........

Hello, Hello, Hello, is there anybody out there, just nod if you can hear me................

(nod)

haha she's such an idiot.

If you're all coked out, I'm sure it makes perfect sense.

Holy god, the woman exercises?! Then again, I use that term loosely.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

i have grown tired of saying these terrible things.

see yous guys.

What's disturbing is the sound of a thousand camera shutters going off each time she walks around. Talk about needing to get a life, those camera maggots are pathetic. There's a million girls in high school better looking that Hohan anyway.

I would much rather see Matthew McCaughney naked and playing his bongos.

look guys even being Brazilian I have never seen something like that. She is too full of herself and think she has a great body. Come over dear and I show u some great bodies. U are very classy! :-/

This girl is a waste of space. Opie Taylor with tits. I predict an OD soon, maybe smack or red wine & 'ludes....

♫ Oh Susana, don't you cry for me..... ♪

Brazilian chicks are HOT!!!

Everytime I think I'm sick of Lindsay Lohan, something like this happens that makes me love to hate her again.

Perhaps it's the combination of the cold medicine I'm on and it's a Monday morning, but, did Lindsay Lohan's hands turn into two giant red round things?

Shes starting to look a little strange and thin again, but with big boobs this time. I think shes got the right idea by "boxing" maybe it will put some muscle on those bones.

This broad is classy,

in a ten gallon jug of wine sort of way.

I actually think she looks nice in this one.

I would hit it.

(comon... sarcasm)

Seriously, I would...

I'd like to punch her in the tit, without gloves, and see coke come out of her nose... you know, like when you squeeze a bottle of baby powder.

Who Datiz
Long-time reader, fourth time writer....

Youd'd think with all the time she spends in bikinis she'd be more than colgate pastey white.

Nice body.

... just kidding.

Million Dollar Chucky?

The way she turns around after she's done and looks at the paparazzi like saying "you see me? I can be tough! Bitches!"

Haaahaaaahaaaaa!

#24 ROFL

What WHAT WHAT!! Have you all gone mad? This isn't news, is it? What's the next exclusive? Hollywood Spoiled Brat Wears Innapropriate Clothing (on Her Own Balcony)?
Enough "scoops" with Lindsay Lohan in a bikini, this site needs to get back to what its good at. And that's not posting dull pics of the duller Lohan.

O.k., first of all, that's not boxing. I could punch back and forth like that in a coma. Secondly, why does someone yell "thanks Lyndsay" after the "exercise" session?

Finally, watch her walk around -- her left arm has a mind of it's own. Seriously. It's freaky. Take a look...

TheSuperficial should do a spin off site called "The Wacky Adventures of Lohan".

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I have to disagree. Every reputable pr0n female boxing site I've ever looked at (and there have been oh so many) has at least had the models START in bikini, then go from there. Maybe she ended the bout nekkid, which would be totally appropriate. Don't be so quick to judge another's sartorial choices.

She'd be the only boxer in the history of the sport to be knocked out while shadow boxing.

I heard she was boxing Mike Tyson, and he bit her ear just like he did to Evander Holyfiend. She understood that to be foreplay, and fucked Mike Tyson into a 3rd knockout.

Maybe it's just a gimmick for a new strip show she's putting on - after she knocks out her opponent she picks up quarters with her snatch...

I would put Bonkr right in that and nut on her freckles.

It would probably be amusing to punch out her tits like the parking lot scene in "Kingpin".

After watching her spar, I KNOW I CAN TAKE HER!!

you reading this Lohan? you ain't nothin' YEAH, ME AND YOU, no gloves, street rules.

On HBO

Lohan "big red coke machine" Lohan vs. Barbado "the mankini kid" Slim

THE FIRECROTCHENING!!!!

#18-put a couple of pieces of white bread slathered in butter and garlic, a can of spaghettios, and some nice little emergency candles with that, and you have yourself quite the high-end Italian dinner. Mmmmm nothing says love like Chef Boyardee

Anyway, would it be considered sexual harassment if that trainer guy shoved both of those boxing gloves up her ass, then proceeded to slam the puss til they popped out again? It'd be like ben-was, only bigger, with giant thumb-like appendages, for her pleasure of course. Yeah, I'd watch some of that.

P.S. Coke isn't so bad people. I've been known to do some blow, give a blow, then go blow a horn in a closet from the sheer joy of it all. But that's just me.

Let's be honest....I'd hit it in a moment, and how could any REAL manly kind of man say anything else.

C'mon who would you rather see? Ms. sugar tits herself or Lance Bass?

Face it, the woman's an exhibitionist. Soon it'll be a thong bikini, then topless thong, on to thongless, then she'll shave all her body hair, wax her head like a cue ball and leave us with only massive patches of freckles, after that who knows?

While we're at it has anyone else noticed that Mom Lohan is so close to her spawn that she DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW OLD THE FRUIT OF HER LOINS IS? In her "my kid can do anything she wants because she's a star" interview, the hag said it was too much pressure for a 19 year old, which is nice except the queen of bikini's is 20.

Do it Sugar Tits do it. You're like a real live version of the Man Show. All you need is the trampoline.

i can't believe she is wearing the same bathing suit! isn't she required to burn each one after wearing? firecrotch firecrotch!

I hate her choice of bikinis.

And I would take much joy in pounding all the coke-infused snot out of her ugly face..

how many times does she have to look down at her boobies? that's why she wears bikinis--so she can keep track of her boobies and make sure they aren't doing anything bad.

It's so funny how you can hear all of the paparazzi cameras clicking throughout the video...sounds like there must have been at least 50 camera guys on the beach surrounding her bungalo. Which sort of sucks for Lindsay, but I kind of hate her so instead of "sucks" insert HILARIOUS.

Actually she was wearing a full pair of pants but they got sucked into her gaping vag and all that was left were the panties.

There's not much evidence that she actually owns any clothing other than bikinis. Most likely she'd sport a skimpy black two-piece to a funeral.

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at least she wore the blue one, which I'm pretty sure had the most positive response of her vast array of bikinis. and not that "nude" one *shudders*

Keep the crazy coming Lindsay, I still love you!

She delusionally believes trouncing around in all these bikinis turns guys on. In all actuality, whenever a guy gets close to her and her lack of clothing, all they can get is turned off. Between the astonishment at the extent of her freckling, and the realization that Brandon Davis was right in likening her smell to shit, their penises invert.

this video has a scary stalker quality to it... I love it... haha

She has no shape to her what so ever. Well that's a lie. She has the shape that of a 2 x 4. No curves at all.
Oh and she's a skank.

What an ugly, skeezy cunt. She needs to be knocked out and only because it's still illegal to kill people.
And for all you stupid fuckers that say she's hot, you must be pedophiles that like to shove water ballons down the shirt of the little boy that you are raping at the time.
Ugly, no-talent, freckled, skeezy, skanky fucking whore.

You have to appreciate her. She is singled handedly trying to make the bikini the only item of fashion that women ever need to wear. I completely respect that and hope she succeeds in her quest.

@1 - Italian Stallion - Congratulations on the two "FIRSTS" today... and you didn't even gloat!! May I suggest you buy a lottery ticket???

Did I ever mentioned that Lohan is BUTTASSUGLY!! Oh I have? Well you can never say it too many times. I'd give her a dirty sanchez though followed by a facial after saving up my batter for a full month. What a gusher! Would improve her face as well. Anything to hide it as much as possible.

#49

You just described me to a tee.

lindsay lohan is a nice and wonderful person. i have no idea why she is criticized so.

@54 Do you wash dishes at the Lohan Estate?

I would love to see her in a giant hippopotamus costume.

@30 Thanks you hole, I had to look up 'sartorial.'

@16 She's like a female version of Strong Bad.

I am a female Thai Kick Boxer myself and when I saw this video it is so clear she craves attention and was doing this to show off. What woman boxes in her bikini? If you are seriously boxing the last thing you want to worry about is your breast flopping out. You would do this so that you can focus on the BOXING instead of giving the paparazzi boys a show. Ridiculous.

8 - what, woman? i concur.

#22 - i always use that introduction!! nobody ever laughs. so kudos to you and a chuckle thrown in for good measure!

#60
> Youd'd think with all the time she spends
> in bikinis she'd be more than colgate
> pastey white.

sorry bout that : )

i would like for her to suck my dick
then i bend her over and give her a huge prick
she loves the way black feels inside
knock the bitch out and throw her in the trunk of my ride
she wants to box i fight her to
slap the ho down like a fucking jew
mel gibson cheers and acts all happy
but i shit on him to and make him nice and crappy
nobody likes me and it makes me sick
its cuz im Justin Igger and I have a big dick
for real though
non yall can rythme better then me yo

Where is this place? Is it her home?

#61 - you will be

I think it's highly entertaining at the beginning that she walks over in a giant towel like she doesn't want anyone to see her, then hides behind the towels to change into a different towel and walks back to where she came from in a second giant towel. It becoems funnier that she's trying to hide when you watch the rest of the video and she's flaunting her bikini.
But seriously... why would you need to trade one dry appearing towel for another dry appearing towel?

im sorry but she definatly got a boob job...and its a good thing she did because after she started smoking crack her body began looking very unhappily built.