Aug 8 2006Kelly Osbourne shouldn't be allowed on the beach

Oh my god! Why aren't they trying to help that poor helpless beached whale!?!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

I can't believe Sharon Osbourne thought procreating with Ozzy was a good idea.

She is like a chubby little panda bear.

Except with a profane mouth.

She looks like she should be called Sheila Rabinowitz, 50 year-old divorcee, real estate agent, mother of two, from Tarzana, CA. What the fuck? How can a young woman look so incredibly middle-aged?

ouch

It must suck when your brother is prettier (and thinner) than you...poor Kell. When they were both fat, she was the prettier one.

things that make you go .. UGHhhhh

Girl needs a tan.. and some slim fast..
not to mention a personal stylist

and what, pray tell, is that equally-inappropriately dressed, incessantly-chattering, sleestak-looking thing on her right?

She's going to get an ice cream cone before the bad men come to get her.

yo this bitch shouldn't be allowed in public if the whale gets stuck on the beach it ain't the whales fault for real though

Is this bitch-face still famous? Why is anyone bothering to take pictures of her?

I want to punch her fat face out!

I was wondering where she went.

Now people we should all thank Kelli, at least she's weiring some kind of weird dress and not a bathing suit.

I thought that was Britney with a new hair-cut

Apparently, she should also be kept away from the buffet.

Yes, Kelly, your thigh is still attached and it is still the size of a manatee.

"Beetlegeuse, beetlegeuse, BEETLEGEUSE!"

Pic two, her evil friend saying...

"What, you totally don't look porcine in that frock..."

she's tired of paying for fish.

The saddest thing is that somewhere, some horribly desperate guy is looking forward to fucking her again.

I love Sleestaks!!

#19-I had to re-read your post. At first glance, I thought it read, "She's tired of PRAYING for fish." Which is genius, because her dad was quite the satanist back in his heydey, so it makes sense that her prayers went unanswered. Almost as much sense as anyone praying for fish.

Aha! See? Verticle stripes don't make EVERYONE seem thinner.

#23-you should see her without the vertical stripes. I bet the theory still holds.

You would think there would be a "No Fat Ugly Girls Allowed" sign posted somewhere near the entarnce of this beach. But once again, I am wrong.

This bitch in the prison outfit is making me horny. I would bang hard while she's in that dress, so hard that when she takes off the dress the stripes from the dress have been imprinted on her body. SPREAD EAGLE NOW, BIATCH.

She has the exact same feathered hairstyle George Michael had when he was in Wham

HEY at least she's not in bikini!!

She could be running around like Mariah Carey with all her fat and cellulite hanging out.

What is wrong with her leg that she keeps picking up her dress on the right side? Or is that meant to look sultry and sexy?

Ugh...I just threw up my lunch.

If that critter passes through here, I am gonna shoot it and mount it on my wall... Always wanted me a zebra...

I must give her credit for three things. One - at least she's not slathering herself with the smelly orange body paint that seems to be all the rage these days, Two - at least she's wearing something that constitutes actual clothing (I guess. More than 1oz of fabric, anyway), and Three - the lifeguards could use her dress to scare away sharks.

Somewhere an NFL referee is looking for his wife's mu-mu. It must be hard on poor Kelly now that brother Jack is in tip top shape. She's the only fatty in the family, the plus-sized one. I bet she resents Jack, cries herself to sleep at night while being taken from behind by some indescriminate back alley lover while perched over a dumpster. Probably rifles through the trash for a goodie or two waiting for the next guy in line to finish. The pics that weren't posted - in a rare display of compassion by the Superfish Guy - was of an assembly of Greenpeace activists pushing a wailing, flailing Kelly Osbourne back into the foamy sea.

Seacow

#30 Hilarious

She must be the sick, weak one out of bunch, it seems like the rest of the herd has abandoned her.

When did a prison potato sack become fashion??

She looks tore up!!

Yeah, I'd [spinal] tap that!

Yeah, I'd [spinal] tap that!

She's got the shortest stubbiest little legs, bet she can deliver quite the mean kick to the bonch.

Oh my dear God.
Now you are calling her fat and ugly, and if she would loose weight and get a tan, you would call her an anorexic hollywood bimbo.
God, people, get a life and let everyone else live their own life how they want to.

she looks like a big fat tire with stripes

Only got two photos??? Post them two times in different order then it looks like four!

ok yes, the dress does suck. but kudos to having the stripes in the right direction. when did she become such a frump?

40--I think you have this site confused with wepityfatrichkids.com. You may want to try there, 'kay?

I know EXACTLY why she's holding her skirt like that...

She's keeping a grip on it so that she can pull it away from her body when the wind plasters it against her private parts and fat ass belly.

Trust me. I know.

I know EXACTLY why she's holding her skirt like that...

She's keeping a grip on it so that she can pull it away from her body. This is what you do when the wind is plastering your dress against your private parts and fat ass belly.

Trust me. I know.

I swear I am not posting shit twice on purpose.

If it's any consolation Kelly used to have cool hair.

But seriously. May I ask Kelly... WHATDAFUCK?!

@40

"Oh my dear God.
Now you are calling her fat and ugly, and if she would loose weight and get a tan, you would call her an anorexic hollywood bimbo.
God, people, get a life and let everyone else live their own life how they want to."

First off, you suck. There is always a person who says this, yet we never listen. I don't know your logic, but to me it sounds like you think your some kind of public savior. It's been said before, and we don't care.

Does anyone here think she has ever had 'the beef injection'???... or is she still a virgin???... and if the answer is 'yes' to to the first question, what sort of man would have done such a thing!?!?!?

Does anyone here think that she has ever had 'the hot beef injection' been introduced to MR. Shlongy???... or do you think she is still a virgin???... and if the answer is 'yes' to the first question, what sort of man would have done such crazy scary freaky thing!?!?!?...

There this ones better...

It looks like the obese zebra needs to join Jenny Craig.

I came to this site to watch celebrities, not animal planet.

Hey, at least she's not eating junk food while burping and farting like on that mtv show...

oh wait, was that Jessica Simpson or Kelly Osbourne? Damn, can't remember

She needs Star Jones surgery.

Is she wearing Blu-Blockers?

#40, fuck you- go to a politically correct website and make your bleeding heart comments there. Go save the real whales and tigers and ligers and whatever, oh and anorexic-self-absorbed-actresses-that-are-in-need-of-real-talent. Start a telethon.

Kelly disproves the adage "Blondes Have More Fun".

@46...

or it gets caught between the thighs which causes a hole to rub through the fabric. It's either that, or chaffed skin (um..or so I've heard).

The last time I saw something on Kelly O. was about her losing a ton of weight and being a size 8 or 10.

I can't tell, maybe she is thinner than she used to be, but the glare off of her skin is blinding me.

Bride of Beetlejuice.

JrzMommy thinks she so cool, I just started reading this shit and you seem to have a lot to say about nothing you fucking dirty fat pig. Get a fucking life and maybe take care of the kid's that your a mommy to. I fucking hate moms that don't take care of thier kids, thats why I fuck thier honor students.

I don’t really find Kelly fat as compared to the average American, plus, I don’t find her thighs big, at least she has muscular calves, she has her own style and doesn’t follow the trend that are set by commercialized designers who want to make money out of stupid ppl. she is at least unique, by the way, you expect everyone to meet a standard of weight and style, so we all look the same and look like products that have been made. isnt more to life than looking pretty and thin, you guys bore me, don’t you get bored of yourselves?!

EW!!!! One of Paris Hilton's herpe lesions landed in spot #59!!!

Great parents, the Osbournes are! All that cash Ozzy brings in and they can't spend any on her buck-ass teeth? But I suppose Sharon's gastric bypass surgery was the priority!

She really shouldn't even leave the house. Why is she famous again?

Some store at the airport in Frankfurt, Germany had pictures of her posing with their products (they sold handbags). I looked at these pictures and all I could think was, why? Even with all the makeup she's just a chubby girl with funky tattoos.

Um AT LEAST she doesn't look like everyone else.

After his concussion a confused looking Jeremy Shockey was spotted wandering down a local beach wearing nothing but a hideous monochrome dress.

#65 Awesome comment/point
I totally agree.

omg i LOVE THIS SHIT...YALL ARE SO FUNNY

I'm running late and didn't have time to read everything....has anybody made the joke "She better not lay down, people will think she's a dying whale and push her back into the water" yet? If they haven't consider it made. If it's already been said then whoever said it you are both funnier and faster than me.....but not as fast as Tom Cruise is to hop on that cock.

Mark my words, this girl is going to commit suicide one day.

stupid people. so if you are fat your "fat" your not allowed on the beach? ha stupid people.