August 17, 2006
Kelly Clarkson rocks out with Chivas Regal
This is one of the more bizarre things I've seen latey. Kelly Clarkson is watching a performance of Metal Skool on the Sunset Strip when she gets brought up stage, chugs Chivas Regal from the bottle, and then sings some Guns N' Roses cover songs with the lead singer from Yellowcard. The whole clip is 10 minutes long and not particularly interesting, but if you're a fan of Kelly Clarkson or the Yellowcard guy or Guns N' Roses cover songs you might get a kick out of it. Otherwise just skip it and go straight to the Lindsay Lohan topless pics. I know that's why you're here anyways. That and the free cake.
Thanks to P for the tip, and for having the shortest name of all time.
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Comments
1. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 17, 2006 6:29 PM
Kelly Clarkson? She's still relevant?
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2. Posted by sharkbite on August 17, 2006 6:30 PM
That was mildly entertaining.
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3. Posted by fowler on August 17, 2006 6:37 PM
Metal Skool is no longer cool. Fuck your kelly clarkson!
4. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 17, 2006 6:55 PM
"Yellow Card" in my country means "Butterscotch Stallion"
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2005/07/14/owen_wilson_lic.html
5. Posted by TheHappyRobot on August 17, 2006 7:07 PM
fuck! she just HAD to be from texas, didn't she?!
6. Posted by Cruzadas on August 17, 2006 7:11 PM
not worth watching.
BTW: she's fat & ugly
BTW2: The guitar dude with a 70's rock style is in serious sexual need. The only thing that comes out of his foul mouth is how hard he wants to jump on kelly clarkson
7. Posted by Libraesque on August 17, 2006 7:25 PM
this looks like it's old, isn't she hella fat now, she looks too skinny here
8. Posted by amaritimer on August 17, 2006 7:27 PM
I thought it looked like fun...
9. Posted by Wanna Pet My Beaver? on August 17, 2006 7:31 PM
That was worse than a David Hasselhoff video.
10. Posted by travis-160 on August 17, 2006 7:32 PM
I thought that was pretty damn cool. I wish that when I go out drinking that the performing band would pull me onto the stage, give me free whiskey, offer me sex, and ask me to sing.
11. Posted by Darwina on August 17, 2006 7:37 PM
That guy has cool hair. Otherwise, uh, what the heck. Dasselhoff videos as least make me laugh at the stupidity. And I'm actually a fan of hers :/
12. Posted by DrDanny on August 17, 2006 7:38 PM
The potty-mouth singer dude invented a verb, too: he wants her to audience-participate with him. I'm not sure what he should have said instead, but that sounds wrong. Or wrong-ish. Maybe.
13. Posted by Equalparts on August 17, 2006 8:31 PM
haha, ya.
This just goes to show that it's a huge mistake to invite real talent onto the stage when you have none yourself. He's all, "harmonize, harmonize." and she's all like, "how do you expect me to do that when you can't carry a tune?"
14. Posted by cleo on August 17, 2006 8:38 PM
there was cake? which one of you mofo's ate all the cake?
15. Posted by Nameless on August 17, 2006 8:39 PM
#9, AMEN.
16. Posted by bakismaki on August 17, 2006 8:45 PM
Kelly Clarkson is harder than Yellowcard. Seriously, that band really sucks.
17. Posted by Danklin on August 18, 2006 12:13 AM
So i guess Kelly's no longer a virgin? hmmm *goes off to cry like a little girl*
18. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 18, 2006 1:57 AM
There are 5 points I would like to address:
1. What did she do to her hair?
2. Her fingers look like sausages.
3. Love the puffy shirt, Seinfeld.
4. Who the fuck are these guys?
5. She is starting to look like a troll doll.
19. Posted by BJ on August 18, 2006 2:28 AM
Metal Skool shows are always a blast...I'm going next week. They play every Wednesday in San Diego.
20. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 18, 2006 2:59 AM
Okay, I admit it... as a big Guns N' Roses fan I was not sure how Kelly Clarkson was going to sound singing them (I like her... just did not think it was her cup of tea), but my likey! However, the Yellowcard guy should not be singing. He sings as badly as the she-bangs guy William Hung. Yikes. Metal Skool is fun and takes me back to the good 'ol days of big hair, spandex and shoulder pads. I think I am going to run around the house now singing She Bop by Cyndi Lauper in my underwear. Good times!
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
21. Posted by SuperShallow on August 18, 2006 9:14 AM
okay, I like Kelly Clarkson.... commence the whipping....
22. Posted by jrzmommy on August 18, 2006 10:16 AM
I wish she would have gotten up there with her half-empty (half-full?) bottle of Chivas and hanging onto the microphone all unsteady (picture Jim Morrison) and started slurring out a diatribe of drunken shit about Paula Abdul:
"Sheesh a fuh-kin shlut fuh-kin Poorto Reekin what-ever the fuhk she ish....brown ugly bish...her fuh-kin fuhked up tits mustache havin...what the fuhk are you fuhkin ash-holsh lookin' at! I got your fuhking 'mareyKin idol right fuhkin heeeere!"
and then ended it with a wobbly crotch grab as she fell off the stage!
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24. Posted by GG 4.33 on August 18, 2006 12:45 PM
Man, today's artists are SO FUCKING LAME. At least the guys in the 1970's partied AND made good music. How much coke can one put in one's system? How many whores (both male and female) can one date?
25. Posted by HyperCalcium on August 18, 2006 1:03 PM
I thought she seemed like a pretty good sport about the whole situation. Hell, she even teased the band with the tossing off of her shirt, and "playing" with her nipples.
26. Posted by Praz on August 18, 2006 2:20 PM
#7 - "Skinny pig, skinny pig, what are they feeding you?"
27. Posted by bunnyhugger on August 18, 2006 2:51 PM
uh, suicidal...
promotional comments? back off, dude, folks know where we hang out. say it ONCE.
28. Posted by KoolAidMan on August 18, 2006 2:55 PM
Metal Skool is always a great time. It's been way too long since I've seen them.
29. Posted by thesarahficial on August 18, 2006 3:38 PM
I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.
30. Posted by thesarahficial on August 18, 2006 3:38 PM
I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.
31. Posted by walter3ca on August 18, 2006 4:18 PM
Somewhere, an A & R drone is commiting suicide.
32. Posted by FirstTimeLongTime on August 18, 2006 9:11 PM
I would go Owen Wilson on that ass. That shit is PERFECT!
33. Posted by FirstTimeLongTime on August 18, 2006 9:12 PM
I would go Owen Wilson on that girl's ass. That shit is PERFECT.
34. Posted by thesarahficial on August 19, 2006 9:51 PM
I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone...
35. Posted by anchower on August 19, 2006 10:18 PM
Is that Kelly Clarkson or Kelly Osbourne? Snap!
36. Posted by anchower on August 19, 2006 10:19 PM
Is that Kelly Clarkson or Kelly Osbourne? Snap!
37. Posted by RichPort on August 20, 2006 8:56 PM
DAMN YOU SERVER!!!!!!
38. Posted by missaddicted on August 22, 2006 1:18 AM
Ha Ha Ha.. I love this girl.. She's damn fine and extremely talented.. Wish I could sing like that! But what's with this new boyfriend? I think she could do WAY better ya.. unless.. oh right.. he must have a 'great personality' ya that's it right?
39. Posted by darthelvis on August 24, 2006 4:10 AM
You people are trash.