August 31, 2006

John Travolta kisses a man

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John Travolta was spotted kissing a man as they boarded his 707 airplance in Hamilton, Ontario. This doesn't mean he's gay or anything, it just means he has a really strange grasp of proper social behavior. Where most people hug or shake hands, John Travolta gives awkward kisses on the mouth. If I was called a homosexual for everytime I did that I can't even tell you the number of times I would've been called a homosexual. Oh wait, yes I can. Turns out it's zero.

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numero unoooooooooooooooooooooo si!!!!!!

Oh God...that smooch is soo sickening

I wonder if guy-on-guy kissing is a Scientology thing... Tom sure takes advantage of it.

I guess men making out with men is in... {barf}..{gulp}

but of course he kisses a man.. have you seen his wife lately? actually, i think it's part of the scientology dogmatasticality.. "thou must be looney tunes, thou must hide your gayness".. all this while simultaneously pretending to have children and your real hair.. crazy? revolting? you bet..

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Lance already has a man John

http://www.celebslam.com

#5. Revolting? Maybe TRAvolting.

Gay is the new High 5... it's science.

OH YEAH!!!! I fucking KNEW it!!! Where to begin????

Scientology prerequisite for men: LOVE THAT COCK!

ah ah ah ah staying alllliiiive

lol that's whoa! i never expected that from the Travolta man!

How do these celebrities allow themselves to be caught doing these stupid things..I mean don't they know that they are under a microscope..don't thek now that if they don't lock the bathroom door securly a photo of them eatting their poop will surely circulate People Magazine?

that looks like a slightly chunky, less attractive Brad Pitt that he's kissing. Kinky much?

7--ha!! John Revolta!!

This is a pretty old picture. Someone even decided to cut out the date that says 9/11/200.

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Old or not..it's still gay

I was told it's not gay to kiss another man unless you're actually gay. At least that's what my friend told me.

I?m all for hot man-on-man action, but J.T.'s fey, matronly kiss is like something my grandmother used to give her Hadassah friends on Mahjong night. How utterly Travolting!

errr I take it your "friend" kisses you often and tells you it's ok..that is, if you're a man and so is he.

14--I don't care if it says 9/11/187 a fag kiss is a fag kiss. Danny Zuko likes to play hide the zucchini!! hee hee

We are seriously way to uptight about sexuality in our society. Who cares? It is nice to see people comfortable enough with themselves to express affection without worrying about what uptight people will think.

Oh my god! A man kissing another man... oh good god, the sky is falling, the sky is falling! Come on people, can't we loosen up a bit a see affection as a good thing?

You would not see people worked up about a picture of a man shooting another. Perhaps sharing a bullet with another man is more comfortable in our society, but I am pretty confident when that is the case we are no more evolved than an ape.

I think people showing affection is something we need more of... go Johnny go!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

They're not leaving. They are both boarding that plane where other men await for their man-on-man fest.

Man-on-festing on a plane brings you closer to god says scientology. That does make sense people.

Sure the kiss itself is fruity enough, but does he really have to do it on his tippy toe? I mean come on! I've seen plenty of queers wearing feathery pink ruffled boas and lace knee highs kiss manlier (yea, fuck it, I just made that word up) than that. I wonder if he did a pirouette after that. What the fuck???

20-- You c'mon! Re-read what you just typed and tell me if you belive it? Handshakes? combo handshake/pat on back. Okay even hug with much back patting.....all guy "affections." Kiss on lips.....QUEER.

23-bwahahahaha!

I wonder if they play a little game he likes to call Greased Lightening!! hee hee.

JTLTC! JTLTC! JTLTC! JTLTC!

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is this news to anyone (that JTLTC)? its just embarrassing to be outed in such a majorly faggy way. poor kelly. she should give katie a call.

he fuct'em.

The other guy looks like that actor....don't know his name. I think he played one of the guards in The Green Mile. Christ, he's in a lot of movies. Do you know who I'm talking about? I think he was also in that horrible Melanie Griffith "Crazy in Alabama".

#25 - I though it was Oliva Newton John who sang "you betta shape up... cause I need a man". Something tells me after that kiss, his chills were multiplyin'...

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go brass knuckle punch myself in the face repeatedly for not only knowing any parts of Grease by heart, but for reciting them as well.

My uncle was a rather famous actor who passed away in 2003, but he had told us for YEARS that it was a widely known Hollywood secret that John Travolta had experimented with men when he became famous in the 70's/80's. He also said that Tom Cruise is definitely gay. My cousin, his daughter, is still a big wig in Hollywood, as she's the Executive VP for the Paramount Network...and she backs up his claims.

john: give me a kiss baby
pal : ummmm ahhhh, how's that taste, honey
john: yes, more tongue, I want more tongue
pal : ummm, you taste like tuna, wtf
john: shut up, that's just the wife, give me more spit
pal : whatever you say zuko baby, you're so manly...

#25 awesome. ROFL

32--so who's your uncle?

I don't want to name names. If you really wanna find out, it wouldn't be too hard to look up. His son, my other cousin, has been engaged to both Salma Hayek and Mariska Hargitay.

With a kiss like that, there probably wasn't a second date. I mean, notice how neither of them are attempting to fondle the other's genitals. I want some guy to at least try to stick his hands down my pants or grab a boob.

@36

"I don't want to name names . . . . . "

You did, though. Don't name 'em unless they're women, cause you have to protect the guy's anonymity.

was your uncle Paul Lynde?

No, I'll just say it since it's tearing #38 apart. Richard Crenna.

They are about to film their own private little version of "Snakes on a Plane".

John Travolta? More like John Revolta.

Do you know how my uncle found out he was gay? His roommate kept telling him his cock tasted like shit.

name the fucking names. COME ON!

Relative? You know how you be kissin' your relatives on the mouth... come on.

That's the gayest thing since gay sex

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That dude from Rambo, didnt even know he died, bummer.

42....yes, we've established that..se #s 13 & 7.

Whod'a thought when he was singing "Oh Sandy" he had the swarthy waiter, Alessandro, at the Italian restaurant in mind.

Richard Crenna? He was cool. Sorry he died. So what else can you tell us?

i wish i could be more interested in this, children..

hahaha that's all i got for now. My Aunt, not his wife but a different Aunt, worked at Nickelodeon for several years and we all knew about Rosie O'Donnell being gay, and banging the President of Nickelodeon for years before she came out of the closet. Not that anyone should be shocked by news that Rosie O'Donnell is gay...but that's why she was always hosting the kid's choice awards and was so involved with Nickelodeon.

@40

Thanks, I'm whole again.

@43

Classic. I'll be chuckling to myself all day.

I flew out of that airport once, but I don't recall having to kiss the pilot first.

Just a tip for the future John, dudes in the Hammer will kill your ass for shit like this.

sortit, but you're not, so leave.

@23

Considering what I have read of your comments on this blog are usually an attempt to pick a fight with someone to vent your hostility, I will not get into it further with you other than to say that I do stand by what I said in comment 20. The world needs more open minded people.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

The president of Nickelodeon couldn't afford a good piece of ass?

Rosie O'Donnell? How could anyone get hard for Rosie? It would be like fucking your old aunt Mildred.

Travolta is gay. Just like Tom Cruise. They act in movies like they are all masculine, but they are gay in real life.

Scientology is a religion for fags too rich or too ashamed of their gayness. The craziness of the religion just diverts the attention from what they are..gay.

That's what happens when you are a Scientologist.

@57

Well that explains the dressing up like sailors.. I'm convinced.

jrzmommy -

Stop picking fights or you will be placed in time out. Or the "naughty chair".

commish

Shame on all of you, there's nothing gay about that kiss. For years, John treats all of his male guests equally and with great affection. He so cares for the men who visit his home and keep him company whenever "wife" Kelly is away, that he goes so far as to shower with them to ensure their complete cleanliness. A rectal exam, so pertinent in today's cancer-plagued times, comes next. John tenderly employs his tongue as speculum, and rather then a cold, hard medical instrument unselfishly utilizes his own penis as probe. After a lengthy and very, very thorough "examination", John and his guest repeat the process a couple more times to be sure the friend is cancer-free. In celebration of a successful exam, John and his buddy indulge in a favored game of "Holdout" - where each take turns sucking the other off, the winner being the guy who can holdout coming the longest. So, as you can see, there really isn't anything at all to the harmless kiss between good buds. No less than Tom Cruise is a frequent visitor to John's home, and we all know Mr. Cruise is about as far from homosexual as one can get. And they're both married to beautiful women. In closing, there's nothing gay at all about John Travolta.
Respectfully Yours,
Mr. Travolta's Agent

69 is when they make the magic happen

I wasn't trying to pick a fight with the sex-ed teacher. It's called CONVERSATION. And my comments aren't USUALLY an attempt to pick a fight either. However, Holistic Wisdom's comments are ALWAYS -- not just usually -- but ALWAYS a plug for their website. And I stand by my comments that guys kissing guys on the lips is QUEER.

I hope I don't have to get my mouth washed out with soap now.

Yea, I'd rather fuck the lavender teletubbie than Rosie "The Moustache" O'Donnell.

holisticwisdom, how about donating some of your gadgets to scientology...

wow holissticwisdom, youre an idiot. were you always this dumb?
a) the big problem with this is that he's "married" to a "woman" and has "children" he's obviously having gay extramarital affairs which is just wrong.
b) he's a hard core scientologist and scientologists are "against the gay" supposedly they can cure people of it.
see tom cruise, john travolta, beck, need i go on?
c) take your politically correct shit somewhere else. we're here to laugh.

gays on a plane

Must be some scientology thing...

http://www.exposay.com/john-travolta/1/c/1164/

Gayboy lovin' happend so fast
Gayboy lovin' had me a blast
Met a boy crazzzy for meeee
And I met another boy cute as can be
Gayboy days driftin' away
OOOOOH UH OH those Gayboy nights
wella wella wella wella UH!
Tell me more tell me more
Was it queer at first sight
Tell me more tell me more
Did John and Kelly have a fight?

jrzmommy:

I was being facetious.

In my house a time out in the "naughty chair" is a good thing. Involves lots of sweating and moaning . . . . . by two people of the OPPOSITE sex.

Now if my boss would just place me in time out . . . . . . .

OOOOOOOOH one of THOOOOSE naughty chairs. un-huh. yes. yes. I must get put in a naughty chair. And I betchya HolisticWisdom.com has them for sale!!!!!!

proof positive that $cientology does not in fact cure your gayness, even if you're head of the department of gayness clearing which Travolta was until recently. Where the fuck are the photographers when Cruise is getting his freak on????

What a couple o' fags.

My boyfriend and one of his best friends are both in movies. While doing internships during school, his friend was able to meet John Travolta. This meeting occured while John Travolta was sitting naked in a hot tub, and told about his bisexual tendencies, and that Tom Cruise is also a closeted homosexual.

i smell mile high club

Unfortunately it's not one of those fancy, shmancy naughty chairs. My nephew referred to it as the "naughty chair" last Christmas because it was in a corner. Bf and I exchanged knowing glances and wished everyone would unwrap their shit and leave so we could smear french onion dip all over each other and play "hide the smoked sausage".

I remember back a while ago when travolta said something to the effect about leaving scientology....within a week there were National Enquireer articles full of rumors about him being gay. Scientology out in CA. has always been rumored to offer protection to gay celebs. not wanting to be found out...the only problem is, you'd better not leave. Of COURSE John travolta is a homo, as is Tom Cruise IMHO.

John fought really hard to play either Zed or Marcellus in Pulp Fiction.

Wasn't he in a movie called Blow Out? hee hee.

#61...

UNWASHED -

Coffee just spurted out of my nose - abso-fucking-lutely hilarious............

Flight 69 now boarding... final call for Flight 69...

Once again, South Park has nailed it.

Mel Gibson a loony? Check.
Tom Cruise and John Travolta LTC? Check.

If in the future it is revealed that Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo is indeed real, I will bow down to Matt Stone and Trey Parker as my gods.

Worked on Ladder 59, and Travolta and his "assistant" were, shall we say, "close"? Didn't really bother to hide it. At the wrap party, he did a drag show. Not surprised by this photo, just surprised it was actually taken. What's the big friggin' deal? Come out already. Geez.

Oops, sorry. 49. I'm a jackass.

What's wrong with an innocent kiss followed by a vigorous game of "grab ass"? Ryan Seacrest told me that straight men do it all the time.

Anyways, I bet Travolting is a complete hausfrau bottom. All that's missing from this pic is his apron, pearl necklace, and high heels.

In regard to comments at me...

Yes, I sometimes promote things on my site relevant to what I am saying. I am proud of my company and am always looking to share it with people. Call me a multitasker but I figure I can entertain myself by coming here, make comments and accomplish letting people know what I do.

I help people have better sex lives... for the most part I think that most people enjoy that too.

Am I PC? I guess I am if it means I tend not to call people on this blog names or insult them. I also try and see the world with an open heart and mind and still have a sense of humor. Sometimes I find a joke to mention, other times I just want to express my thoughts. Considering that is what this blog is for, I figure that is alright to do.

For those of you who want a laugh and think I have been over serious on this Travolta piece... here are some sex jokes. Hope they bring you a smile-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-jokes.htm

I live in Hamilton Ontario and when his plane touched down here for some reason the news made it the top story and I'm sure they'll talk about this tonight

Surprise, surprise...what ever happened to his boyfriend in Hoboken, NJ?

marry me holistic and do that voodoo that you do on my joy toy...

actually, if you zoom in they're kissing each other on the cheek. not quite so homoerotic afterall. nice try guys.

#90

no matter how you look at it, it's just gay in every way possible, not only are they french kissing, they're also looking at each others eye's...queer eye for those homo guys

I thought Scientology rehabilitates homosexuals. Must not have worked. Anyone else hear that?

It looks like Madonna's Guy Ritchie.
Who knew he loved John Travolta's joystick.

Scientology and Kabbalah UNITE GAY STYLE!!

Dear Mr. Kotter:

Please excuse Vinnie from kissing boys on the mouth. He is not a gay.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother.

#92, if that is true, then that makes them a bunch of fucking hypocrites cuz L. Ron Hubbard was a homosexual. Not to say that it isn't true, because nothing they do makes sense anyway.

I thought the president of Nickelodeon was Bob Brandenburg.
She was banging a man?

Um, #86, to quote you:

"I help people have better sex lives... "

You sell the Paris Hilton sex tape.

That helps no-one.

JTLTC / TCLTC

It's funny how nobody believes me when I tell them Hollywood is all full of shit and everybody is gay.

Well, he must not do it often enough, 'cause that's the lamest kiss I've ever seen. It looks like me when my Mom used to make me kiss my Great Aunt Ruth, whom we only saw at Christmas and who smelled like lavender and mothballs.

See! Even visitors to Canada seem gay.

http://www.reidaboutit.com

@97

I sell the Paris DVD to show people what not to do, as you can see the rest of my site is mostly sex ed. Hope that cleared it up.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

HolisticWisdomcom, get out of your own overtight ass, okay? You seem a bit too die-hard about improving people's sexual outlooks, to the point of not noticing why people think what they think. (Maybe your own sex life is a bit too dry)

Nobody's uptight about Revolting Travolta's sexuality -- we all know he's utterly gay. This is has been blatantly obvious for years, in spite of the claims that "He's married -- he can't be gay!" It's not cultural.

What makes people so die-hard about making fun of this is that he totally denies he's gay, and his religion claims to cure gay people of their gayest gayness. And then we have this tippy-toed, closed-eyed, arm-twined, I'll-count-the-seconds-till-you-return-my-darling smoochfest on a plane ladder.

Can you blame anyone for bringing out the verbal mace? The only way this could be any more fun is if the other guy were Tom Cruise.

I for one think we should let the Dutchess of dildos dabble diligently in her dabauchery devoid of any dismissal, despite her dissing this deviant's detractors. So what if John T jumps joyously on jutting jocks? I for one shall not jeer jealously, just juxtapose it with my genial justification for jamming juiceboxes with my giant johnson.

I'm sure he just hasn't met the right woman yet

103--that was positively..........spiritual. Thank you!

@103

Thank you kind sir!

- Dutchess of Dildos

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

My dearest "Holistic Wisdom," (christ, how that makes me wince): No one is saying that displays of affection are a bad thing. Nobody is uptight because JT is kissing another man. It's just that in our society two straight men do not express affection for each other in that way. IT'S JUST NOT DONE. That is the way two gay men express affection for each other. All we're saying is, the rumors have been swirling around for years about his sexuality (and Kelly Preston's for that matter) and here is some proof that he is a poofter.
Now go stick a dildo up your ass and stop annoying me.

Maybe he isn't gay... Maybe the guy is his brother Fredo who just took sides against Scientology.

ALL ABOARD THE COCKPLANE!!!!

this is why people like travolta and cruise join scientology. they promise to un-gay people, so, these clowns try to buy the gay out of themselves, but it DOESNT WORK!

I think it's sweet. Why shouldn't he be able to kiss another man? What's with all the homophobes....and plus, our world needs more affection, not less...why all the hate towards a loving gesture? Why does it have to be a "gay" kiss? Damn, i pray for a world where we can goddamn kiss each other for chrissakes.

Thank got he has better taste than to choose Tom, poor Katie!

Rock 'n' Roll Takeover, just wanted to say that Richard Crenna was a wonderful actor, one of my favorites. He was great as an adenoidal teen on Our Miss Brooks and later a first-rate, charismatic leading man.

I know someone who was from the same town in New Jersey as Travolta and said that he worked as a hustler in New York City while waiting for his big break.

Holistic healing, 111, I assure you my dears, none of us are homophobes. You're just clueless, naive, and twitty.

As for the world needing more affection, I think we already have way too many fluffy-pony, rainbow-loving, we-are-the-world idiots. That's too much affection for my taste -- people of your sort are usually the ones who try to hug me at random, and then give me a stern lecture if I repulse them. It never crosses their tiny drugged-up minds that perhaps I don't like them.

GET. WITH. IT. It's not about showing affection. Nobody thinks that two men showing affection is bad, and nobody suggested it. If these guys were from Russia or Italy, we might be able to assume that they are close in a platonic manner and the photo was in an awkward moment.

But they're not -- they're from the US, where straight men show affection with, at most, a joking kiss on the cheek while the other guy mugs for the camera. They do not swoop in for lip smooches with their eyes closed, because that is how GAY men show affection for OTHER GAY MEN THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO.

I know on the commune guys probably kiss the hamsters with their eyes closed, but here in the real world, that is not some airy-fairy "affection," but sexual attraction.

And for the last time, the reason this is such a big deal is because rumors about Revolting Travolta's sexuality have been swirling for a long time. Add to that that he belongs to the Scienobot cult, which is the source of international loathing right now.

And when a celeb gets married/gets pregnant/is gay/is engaged/is sick/whatever and LIES ABOUT IT, and everyone knows they are lying about it, there is a certain amount of joy when their lies are exposed and the people who thought so all along are vindicated.

Got it? So stop insulting everyone by implying that they have a psychological hatred of affection or are homophobic. You're simply not bright enough to comprehend basic human nature. Deal with it.

Revolta will never admit he's gay just like he won't admit his son is autistic. Brainwashed cultist, anyone?

Okay, so they kissed on the mouth, but the REAL question is, was there tongue?? TONGUE!!!!!! Where is the TONGUE???????????????

...and if there was tongue, then WHO was the first to slip that little slider into the other's waiting mouth??? hmmmm??? Enquiring minds want to know..

And #61 was TOTALLY hilarious...

"Our society?" "Big deal?" Hahahahaha. Touchy about it, aren't you?

John Travolta please come out the closet.

Brings a whole new meaning to cockpit.

The Ambiguously Gay Duo

I remember something being phony with him way back when watching Look Who's Talking Parts 1 and 2. Scientology does seem to have been started by a possibly gay man (Hubbard).

Umm yes #20, Travolta is using very good holistic wisdom because he has 2 kids and a wife and is making out wih a young man. Not!

LAST!

John Revolta! thats good comedy.

dude, unfortunate camera angle. His kissing him on the cheek ala Europeans, but the general American population having been founded by Puritans so prudish they were kicked out of England for fudges sake wouldn't notice that and realize it's acceptable to pretty much the rest of the world. So yeah, it looks funny and it does look like he's kissing the dude, but if you really look at it he's going in at an angle and nearing the cheek.

sounds likwe some are a little jealous

sounds likwe some are a little jealous

sounds like some are a little jealous

John Travolta is a real great guy and has brought us lots of great movies to watch,why would anyone want to put him down and make fun

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