Aug 2 2006Jessica Simpson wears see through clothes to The Ivy

everyone please look at her feet in these pictures!!!!!!

i can't believe this her shoes are ugly and don't fit her at all, her feet are gross

Everyone wears see thru clothes to the Ivy! Even me, and I've never been there!

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God! How can ANY red blooded male complain about this?! You, Mr. Superfish, are sick,sick, sick. I would hit this like sex ws going out of style.

It doesn't surprise me. I think it's the new B-list celebrity trend.

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Her dad picked that dress... he was overheard saying "I love the smell of nips in the morning... smells like... victory" over and over as he shoved her head, mouth agape further into his lap.

What's that ugly gash on her left arm (pics 6, 7, 8)?
If everyone wears see-through clothes to the Ivy, PLEASE GOD keep Rosie O'Donnell and Clay Aiken away from the Ivy.

She looks so happy... <3 the tiny nips btw.

how much do you think guys pay her? with that facial expression, it looks like she can't even get enough to pay for the crack

What are those stains on her dre ... oh.

I'd Fuck'er. No complaints.

The second to last picture is what concerns me. Who let this ditzy bitch drive?

nice clear heels. where's her stylist?

She looks like she does when she's done riding the Stallion, scared but satisfied.........

Prostituting, or not. People love her and we will continue to read about her for a while!

Yeah, her gnarly toes are slipping out of her shoes, she's got a disgusting open wound on her left arm complete with blood and puss, and her hair looks like someone just mopped the floor with it! I'm surprised by how small her nipples are. The boobs were probably fantastic when she was 19! Alas, gravity and hard-partying have already taken hold.

Okay:

The shoes are ugly, the gash on the arm is nasty, she has those injected fish lips and her hair is a mess. Other than that she looks fine, see through, but fine. Tell Christina not to get jealous because Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Ashlee...

Her feet are nasty looking. And I thought the clear heels was the universal sign for street walkers. My friend is a mormon and even he knows that!
Maybe we can watch as Jessica and Lohan fight to see who hits bottom first.

In pix #3 and #15, you can actually see her hairdresser/best friend, Ken Paves, getting into the passenger seat! He must have slobbered on one too many boners that night to actually deal with or even care about Jess's hair.
P. S. Aren't license plates supposed to be blurred out? California Range Rover plate # 5SHZ650

I expected higher nipples - she's lookin a little saggy. Disappointing at best.

She has nice breasts. Now I see why Papa Joe is obsessed with them.

*looks down*

Oh, God...she's busting out of her shoes like The Incredible Hulk. WHY? GET SOME SHOES THAT FIT.YOU CAN AFFORD IT.

WAIT A SECOND!!! Isn't that the little Mexican lady that shot SELINA!!! Little Jess better watch her ass!

wooo people... this girl is f***** sexy...shes amazing... & pls, stop complaining about her feet, the shoes are weird

The superficial man neglected to inform us that her companion for the evening was Mary Kate Olsen!
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The link is for TrannyGrannys eyes only.

Jessicas got trout pout
Jessicas got trout pout
Nah nah nah nah nah

Sometimes I put ketchup on a woman's arm before I eat her. Then again, I'm eating her pussy so the ketchup is irrevelant.

That was for you pinky_nip.

Now this is more like it!

You can never go wrong with nip slips and crotch shots. Me likey.

What's up with the doo doo butter on her arm in the 2nd pic from the left 3rd row down?

Viva Jessica Simpson!!

God bless Texas. Finally, something that doesn't sting my eyes (see photo-op bikini change #376,624). Hohan is 12 yr old boy compared to this.

She looks like a bag 'o shit! Is she fucking getting behind the wheel and driving! She looks drunk or high, or fucked up or whatever. Cuntish whore, I fucking can't stand this retard!

@ 24 you stole my line. i am telling you, i think her dad goes for the olsen twins look. he was all, have that surgery sweetheart.

Papa, when you know when you spread anything on my arm, so do my legs.

This might have been said before but has anyone else wondered if Nick was picking out her clothes and brushing her hair when they were married? Sheesh, some people just need someone telling them what to do all the time. I think someone needs to step up and take control of Jess and Britney. Show them the pimp hand.

@31: Sorry for the extra "when" but I'm getting desperate...

She looks like Anna Nicole, and by that I mean she looks classy and well-manicured.
And what's up with bitches talking about people's shoes? If I can see her milk cannons I can't see her shoes - simply put - and all the cool people agree with me.

She totally needs a breast lift. At the rate she is going those puppies will be hitting the ground by the time she's 30. She looks miserable because she knows that Ashlee looks so much better than her these days. I think Ashlee is a no talent ass clown, but she looks so much hotter than Jess now.

That is totally the look of "I am satisfied". Whether it was from food or cock, we may never know.

Hmm flash-friendly clothes! :-)

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#14 - Nice
#20 - Glad we agree on something. I don't know what's worse double chins or droopy tits.

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Check out the bruises on her back (pic-16-getting into suv). You think Joe might have been slapping his salami between the sugartits too often?

I imagined she'd have bigger nipples however

Geez, Courteney Love is sure looking good these days...

Whoa, wait a minute! That's not Courteney??

Nice. I knew it was coming, but I guess I expected more...

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Holy TitHips Batman! This chick's like, 25, and already gravity is catching up to her in a saggy sort of way. Double D's down to the knees.

Must have been cold on that street corner she was standing on all night with those great, big hard nipples sticking out - I hope she made a lot of money...

Hm... I wonder if somebody tried to poke one of her nipples...

@1 - I started looking at the pictures one by one, and though "what the heck's wrong with her feet???"

Then when I got to #14 and saw her 12 inch finger-toes on her right foot I was in shock! WTF?!?

I wonder if Proactiv makes a finger-toe proactive treatment she could use. Of course, I guess it's too late to actually get -proactive- about 'em. Maybe she could just roll them up and paint fake nails on her first nuckle.

'Is this chicken or tuna I'm eating?'

'Is that your toe or your middle finger?'

I guess this is what happens to her hair on the one night of the year she goes out without that fag hair stylist of hers.

I'd hit it like a coked up rabbit.

say what you want i like pendulous tits

Wow.

I just painted a map of hawaii on my monitor.

In pic #3you can see her hairdresser in the back shadow....did anyone else notice that?

Do you nipples hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

I see that she is also sporting the requesite clear hooker heels and "I just got screwed seven ways to Sunday" hair.

Her Dad probably told her to wear that...

Yet another meaning for sugartits.

did she wash that dress in 2000 flushes!

The dress isn't see through. The flash bulbs from the cameras illuminate the skin under the dress...making it look see through. When she (and countless others) put their clothes on...they don't know that they will be become see-thru when exposed to flash bulbs.

The boobies have some hang because they are real. We've become so accustomed to modified tit that when we see organic breastage we are shocked. I confess I had imagined much larger areola. And you're either a woman or homosexual if you even noticed the shoes/feet without being told.

#51

That was fucking hilarious. Map of Hawaii... classic.

Papa Joe just created a map of the whole world on his computer.

SWEET NIPS!

To all of you talking smack about "gravity" problems, etc, go bleep yourselves! It's called REAL BOOBS, ladies and gentlemen, and they are a wonder to behold! They have weight to them and they do not stand up facing the sky. Her breasts are simply gorgeous.

I always wondered what her nipples look like. These are the best pictures I've seen of her yet--her natural beauty is quite astounding, even if she leads an annoying life with an annoying family with annoying music.

She's still hot.

Mateo, the perv, highlighted her boobs so you can see through it more:

http://uslessthings.blogspot.com/2006/08/jessica-simpson-x-ray-effect.html

Holy Sugar Tits, Batman! Those are some A-list funbags on a C-list singer.

Is that a gash on her arm or did her server forget to give her a napkin with her pasta? Looks like she tried wiping her cock holster with her arm.

Papa Joe sould be proud of his little girl.

#51 "map of Hawaii"...fucking hilarious.

49 & 51.

HILARIOUS!

Honestly people whats to complain about here? Most guys are probably jerking off right now and most gals are probably envious as hell - i know i am!

She looks fucking HOT! I'd jump the fence anyday for her. Jess is Sexy!

(I think she stole Xtina's lipstick :) )

rode hard and put away wet.

Even though I hate this bitch, truth be told.

THOSE ARE SOME NICE TA-TAS!!

Real too. And I know. Well, a friend of my friends knows. Well, maybe not but...

Even though I hate this bitch, truth be told.

THOSE ARE SOME NICE TA-TAS!!

Real too. And I know. Well, a friend of my friends knows. Well, maybe not but...

The over/under for her full spread in Playboy is 2 years. For a feature with her and her sister with Papa Joe as the photographer? 4 years. Any takers on the action? By the way, these pics move Jess back to a 9, after hovering in the 7 range for the past 4 months. She is trying to slip past her sister and Minillo.

Fantastic

Simple solution, she just needs some pasties and she will be just dandy-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/pasties-pastease.htm

The little epiphanies rolling over her face are like a 5th grader or something. But easy to put up with the lame conversation for a few months' enjoyment with those floppers, especially w/the sand dollar aureoles seen here. Next stop after several users like myself will be an abusive jerk or a father figure.

ha ha they're sagging.

and she has a flat ass.

been sayin it for years, no one ever listened

ha they're sagging AND she has a flat ass, no way am I jealous of her!

been sayin it for years, no one ever listened

ha they're sagging AND she has a flat ass, no way am I jealous of her!

been sayin it for years, no one ever listened

I think I saw those same shoes on the HBO documentary "Hookers at the Point".

I think I saw those same shoes on the HBO Documentary "Hookers at the Point".

The mini epiphanies rolling over her face are like a 5th grader. But, easy to put up with lame conversation for a few months around those floppers, especially with the sand dollar aureoles seen here. Tired of hearing women saying natural knockers need a lift; save your eyes for us men - we're the ones who are supposed to naturally have firm chests. Yours better fly around when we hit you doggy. Hyarr!

Yolanda Saldivar(?)not a good choice to hang with and head your fan club.

There's no way her nipples are that small... These pics scream "photoshopped" to me. Also, for a girl that's supposed to be "superhot" she just don't make me want to whip it out and smackhappybanana that much. Flat ass, fucked-up face.

There's no way her nipples are that small... These pics scream "photoshopped" to me. Also, for a girl that's supposed to be "superhot" she just don't make me want to whip it out and smackhappybanana that much. Flat ass, f*cked-up face.

Love them cans.

Okay. Love them cans (again)

Ever since she broke up with Nick, she has been in a downward spiral. No bra, no pants, bad shoes, ratty hair, and this empty, miserable expression like she doesn't care about anything anymore. She doesn't even care about the bloody scrape on her arm.

I wouldn't be shocked if she ended up begging Nick to take her back. She's on the verge of a total meltdown.

Ever since she broke up with Nick, she has been in a downward spiral. No bra, no pants, bad shoes, ratty hair, and this empty, miserable expression like she doesn't care about anything anymore. She doesn't even care about the bloody scrape on her arm.

I wouldn't be shocked if she ended up begging Nick to take her back. She's on the verge of a total meltdown.

Ever since she broke up with Nick, she has been in a downward spiral. No bra, no pants, bad shoes, ratty hair, and this empty, miserable expression like she doesn't care about anything anymore. She doesn't even care about the bloody scrape on her arm.

I wouldn't be shocked if she ended up begging Nick to take her back. She's on the verge of a total meltdown.

She's a banged every which way hag and I don't like her and that pea brain.

Give me your sister Jess. I want Ashlee.

Would someone tell Christina Aguilera that this is how one does see through clothing??!!

Wow! She looks so incredibly slutty and so hot! I think what turns me on the most about these pictures is that, even though she is smoking, she looks like she has no self-esteem and after a couple of drinks she would let me violate her.

Would someone tell Christina Aguilera that this is how one does see through clothing??!!

Mmmmmmmm

I'm going to hug dem and kiss dem and keep dem all for myself.

Mmmmmmmm

I'm going to hug dem and kiss dem and keep dem all for myself.

Mmmmmmmm

I'm going to hug dem and kiss dem and keep dem all for myself.

i just love great role models, don't you?

Well those hooters are hanging fairly low - bitch as you like about implants, I'm loving that mine are still up there!

I kind of like that slightly skank-ho look of unbrushed hair, slutty clothes and ditzy expression. But it's my usual look, so I'm probably biased.

Not normally a girl-on-girl fan, but I think I'd do that. She looks too dumb to refuse.

My troll could clear up the sticky sheets afterwards. Where is the little bastard?

I think, in general, she doesn't look very flattering here.

#42, hahaha. :-)

@94 Amber, say it with me, "I am witty enough, I am funny enough, and darn it, people like me!" Maybe you have to hone that mean streak a little to get a troll, but I'll slap you around and molest you a little if you'd like.

Even after walking sunset boulevard for a night she's still got a freaking hot body

THAT IS DISGUSTING. i bet her father gave her those as a birthday present. she is so trashy, what happened to her god-loving i'm so christian and good persona.

ummm #55

no. just no.

Simple solution, she just needs some pasties and she will be just dandy-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/pasties-pastease.htm

Simple solution, she just needs some pasties and she will be just dandy-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/pasties-pastease.htm

Am i the only one how noticed on the first pic of the 3rd row theres something around her nipple i dunno whats called but its a metal thing prob to keep the nip erected.

She need another boob job! They're not supposed to be pointing down. Then again, hair shouldn't be frizzle-fried, makeup shouldn't be smudged, and, for the love of all things sacred, someone should outlaw the orange body paint everyone's using these days!

Her breast look strange, and they sag more than mine and I am an overweight 41 yr old. She really looks like Courtney Love in these photos.

You missed the truly freakish picture of her foot.

http://www.nowthatsfuckedup2.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=54482&d=1154547011

You missed the truly freakish foot pic.

Here:

http://www.nowthatsfuckedup2.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=54482&d=1154547011

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You missed the truly freakish pic of her foot.

Here:

http://www.nowthatsfuckedup2.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=54482&d=1154547011

You missed the truly freakish pic of her foot.

Now here is the picture that shows off her freakish foot.

http://www.nowthatsfuckedup2.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=54482&d=1154547011

why can't i post

She probably didn't notice. The last time she saw her own tits was like February 1994?

I don't think those are photoshopped, just a bit cold. And real. The thing I like most about her is its real. Real tits, real feet (even if they aren't purty)...and why is anyone looking at her feet unless they have a foot fetish? Sure she has that cheap, slutty blonde thing going and she doesn't appear to be splitting atoms in her spare time but I think the dumb thing is a total act. The world loves a dumb slutty blonde...its marketing.

that's see through?