Aug 28 2006Jennifer Love Hewitt has wide hips

She should change her name to Jennifer Love Nachos.

Mayday, Mayday, the S.S. Jennifer Love Hewitt is taking on water! Her career is sinking fast! Mayday, Mayday!

Jennifer Love Coolwhip!

come on, we all know jennifer love hewitt is really an alaskan boy who once knew a really good plastic surgeon!

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The downward spiral of the C-list celeb is quick, dirty, and full of cheeseburgers and refried beans. A few more pounds and we'll have another Britney Spears to ridicule.

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Okay, I'm a moron, I know. But I never realized before how pretty she is.

Now I know for SURE her face is not naturally so bronze...

Seriously? It's not fat (because her skinny arms say so), it's just a bad choice in dress. A designer freebie, most likely. Anyways, me likely da hips, so yes, I'd hit that.

meh...

Oh, I would say you are stretching this one a bit... she looks fine to me. Perhaps nothing terribly exciting to report on has lead to this... no one hiding in a car from their father, no one caught in the middle of the road running nude with a sex toy? Oh, wait that was me, however, not being a celebrity, I guess that does not count. But you know what I mean.

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You know, she does look a bit hippy, and my eyes are drawn to the hips but she still looks cute. She's fantastic in the Garfeld movies. She's supposed to be all sweet looking, so it suits her a bit. Like "I made a bunch of cookes, I'm so sweet and unhollywood that I can eat some of them too!" I'm going to go with whoever posted the unflattering dress category

Some of you guys are such idiots, I'm all for celeb bashing but there is nothing here to bash. First you bash Hohan for having the body of a 12 yr old boy no Hips no Boobs ect ect and she's not the only one I've read that description of then there is a picture of a good looking girl whos not overweight ect. just normal looking WITH HIPS and she's been eating to many nacho's and cookies. Make Up Your Minds.

sorry... hohan does have boobs but what about eva longnamian

My company was recently invited to the Emmy's to do one of those giveaways to the stars... you know where they go into a room with tables of merchandise and pick things they like for free. I had other obligations so I had to pass... perhaps next year, but looking at these pictures was making me think of the reality of offering them a free Fukuoku 9000... maybe when we go, we should make sure they match their dresses and they can sport them on the red carpet? Just a thought.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/fukuoku-9000.htm

Can you please stop talking about Hohan, she suks!, she is ugly!, she is so over, nobody likes her and for sure she'll be dead by age 22 of an overdose.

Back to Jen, she is gorgeous, she may need to work out a little bit, but she is natural and always looks classy and cute.

This was foretold in "I Know What You Did Last 'All-U-Can-Eat-Buffet'"

(She looks fine and does volunteer work)

check out this photo of jennifer love chocolate. i doubt its "just the dress" ..

see for yourself:

http://wbli.com/morningshow/jenlove.html

Better Jenny Hips than Ellen "I'm not hungry" Pompeo's falling off the bones dress. Yikes peeps - no pleasing anyone. I'm happy to bitch about the faux tan. For all the moola in Hoola - no one can get the fake tan right.

I like Jennifer Love Hewitt.

But Superficial dude, man..man dude (She's the Man reference, suckas!) if it's a post about Jennifer Love's wide hips, why the hell are 3 out of the 4 pictures from her boobs up?

Naaaaaaaa its just the dress.

Okay, I'll say it...

Jennifer Love LTC

P.S. Spanks, take me away!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh please. Her hips are as wide as her shoulders, which, in the rest of the world, is quite common. I refuse to believe there so little celebrity stupidity today that there was nothing better to do than call someone fat.

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Wow! I think she looks fantastic!

She may have big hips, but...I don't know where I'm going with this. I just love cheese in a can too.

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I'm sorry.... Compare Jennifer Love Hewitt to Lindsay Lohan.

One is a classy, beautiful woman.

The other is a firecrotch.

Figure it out.

JLH is a babe, pure and simple. And the hips are great for hanging on to. Just ask me!

The first movie I remember jerking off to religiously was Heartbreakers and I can honestly say that her wide hips don't freak me out that much.

Since when was looking like Jessica Rabbit a bad thing?

Its always the hips that attract the men. Shes all good.
Im the same way but my tits are bigger.

She looks awesome, womanly and soft and curvy. The tatas got bigger too.

Should have checked the mirror Jennifer.

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You are Americans a bit ku-ku!

SHe is just normal! WHat do you expect her to look like? To have size "0" like most of you dream to be about? That is abnormal. You need to take many things into account, such as height, bone structure etc. Ok, it is fine for Eva Longoria to have size 0 or -0 because she is tiny but it is wrong to expect other celebrities to have such size if their height is for example 168 cm or heigher.

What I dont understand is why was sheee at the emmy's?

This woman is awesome looking and you people are crazy if you think she's fat and ugly. You can tell she's not fat by her arms and her face - it's just the natural curves of a woman in a not-so-great dress. Maybe you guys can't tell what a normal body shape is after so many posts about skeletal wannabes.

#32) I'm sure she's at the Emmys for her 'I see dead people' series (Ghost Whisperer). Which, by the way, I also think she looks great in. Good comeback Jen, good on ya.

Wide hips? Are you retarded? Oh, you are, I forgot.

It's refreshing to see a normal-sized woman on the red carpet!

She's miles away from "fat"!

#17 - She looks better in the after pictures.

In fact she looks great in these Emmy pics to me. I'd take this over Nicole Richie anyday.

Guys who complain about "wide hips" = fags.

I'd take her any day over thos skiny skanks that are usually running through the Superficial site.
Those nice hips will come in handy when I bend her over and fuck her hard.

Fat? Are you kidding me? I would hit that until it fell off! That is what a woman is supposed to look like. Not like those other Hollywood sticks that are trying for the 12 year old boy look.

Fuck that. I'd like to play carpenter with her. You know, we can get hammered, then I'd nail her. I had always thought I was a perv when I drooled over her 15 year old teeny weeny bikini clad ass in "Birds Of Paradise", but now I feel vindicated. I loves me a white woman with some hips.

This is one of the sexiest women in hollywood. Have you seen the movie Heartbreakes, she is also one of the few with the total pacage, beautiful face, tits, and a nice round curvy ass.

she looks GREAT...I am tired of seeing scrawny celebs...i.e. Nicole, Blohan, Paris-ite

So she has hips?? how meny of you are making these comments sitting on your arses commenting on their supposed fat ass.....

She is great...she is a woman...YOU GO JENNIFER....love what the good Lord gave you

and YES i do work out....

i think her face is cute, not beautiful. but her bod is sexy

31--I can't keep up with the obsessive and pathologic schizophrenic criticisms of Americans. Are Americans all McDonald- worshipping bariatric patients or are we cadaver worshippers? I'm confused daily. So I just give a general old-fashioned Fuck You to people who bash Americans. I think I'm going to start making blanket statements about........I dunno.....where are you from?

Jennifer Love Nachos. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! But she is a pretty lady.

JLH is a total hottie.

Please, please post more pics of her!

Please just because she's healthy you call her hips wide, now that lilly chic you had on yesterday had wide hips compared to her other parts, but JLove has nice boobs, and a bubble butt, desirable by most men, unless they get off by be poked by hip bones every hump. There is nothing wrong with her! She looks great! Her figure resembles all the beautiful stars from the movies back in the 50's. Curvy, not straight up and down besides the bones that stick out.

Because it hasn't been said yet, I'd hit it.

44. No, no you have it all wrong. All Americans are lard munching, fat guzzling bloat monsters who cannot move their lard asses of the sofa or out of the view of a McDonalds drive thru and who naturally glamourise the skeletal frame to be the optimum ideal. A good American plastic surgeon is one who can successfuly remove all fat and skin from the human body but allow it to still attend parties and film premieres.

Of course, the rest of the world live in mud huts and sacrifice our young each night to allow the sun to continue to rise... I'm sure this was on the news, or have the drugs just kicked in?

She's hot. She gets better each year with age. I used to think that she was just a weird looking triangle head (wide forehead, pointy chin). But she is smokin' now.

#48 - FYI, not everyone in America enjoys constant fast food eating. I'm so offended by your comment, i know that weight is a problem in our country and you piss me off by saying i'm just like everyone else when i'm not some fat ass wishing that i had a size zero body.

Everyone just likes making fun of celebrities because they can behind the safety of the internet.

She is hotter than ever. Big hips? Please.
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48--If you're joking, ha ha. If you're serious-- because I think I recall that you're from the UK--so if you're serious, then I send you my standard Jersey Salute.

#50. Chill out honey. I'm not calling all Americans fat. Read my comment again. Right to the end. Ok, now deep breath, read it again. Do you geddit now?

What a stupid post.

#32 braxton

she was at the emmy's because she was a presenter.. so i guess someone ASKED her to go.. she was invited. and plus she has a primetime television show "ghost whisperer"

and she's beautiful, NOT FAT!!!!
i can't believe that the second people see a celebrity who doesnt look like one of those anaorexic and bulimic girls is fat..

what a double standard.. damned if you're too skinny.. and damned if you actually look great and normal like Jennifer Love Hewitt

so she's put on a few. god. at least she doesnt look like britney spears. i have to be one of those people this time. this isnt weight gain significant enough to evoke ridicule. sorry. moving on

GD thats a good looking woman!!

#50 - snapesworst - We all know you are a big, fat disgusting pig, so quit trying to hide it. You're so fat & ugly that you make Britney look good by comparison!

I likes me a little waist & plump butt. She's built like a woman should be. You're off-base on this one...

Hey fanboys and girls:

If you think she looks great please go post it at the JLove worship sites.

While I realize that she is not fat by "normal" standards, you must admit that by Hollywood standards she does look rather wide.

I like my starlets starving. If I want to see someone with with an "average" or "normal" looking body I would go to the mall.

And if you want to see that then perhaps you should too.

I'd like an order of her Mcflaps, just all meat will do.

Geez, you fanboys need to RELAX. This site makes fun of people of all shapes and sizes - Jennifer Love Hewitt is no exception.

She's always been annoyingly hippy (not fat), and unfortunately she has no good ass to speak of to go with it, so ha ha!

#62 baroness

"she has no good ass to speak of"...

I'm assuming that you know all about asses and that you have one fantasticulicious ass.

Oh please if you want to hate on someone pick on that ugly from Grey's Anatomy, she looks like a drag in dress.

JLH has curves that's all

Idiots!

#1, you win this thread. I will admit that your comment cannot be topped.

*golf claps in your direction

Those are baby-making hips right there. And if she wants to make babies, then I will gladly offer my normally services, which usually bill out at $1000 an hour, for free. The I would sue her for paternity, and she could pay me a couple million to go away, and then I would retire and start a website to help coordinate baby making services between celebrities and regular Joe's and Josette's.

She is still 100% babe. I'd hit it until my wang fell off...

(in the spirit of Deuce Bigelow): "Those are HUGE hips!"

Saltpeanuts, that's very noble of you. :)

did I really, truly read a comment above that read "She was really fantastic in the Garfield movies"? you have got be fucking kidging the living shit out of me.

Yep. Wide hips.

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#bigponie,

I don't need to be an ass-connaisseur to spot a flat one! She's all hips and no butt. Nothing wrong with that per se; women come in all shapes and sizes, but I fail to see the droolsome thing about her.

It's those squinty eyes, isn't it?

You could have the hottest pictures of johnny depp up on here (who I have sincerely been in love with since the good old days of 21 Jumpstreet) and I would still make fun of him because it's fucking great to make fun of everyone, myself included. It's fun to do this on the internet, but I do it in-person publicly ALL THE TIME, so whiners & fucktwats of the superficial world, keep your whiny-ass shit to yourself when you "like" someone because no one cares that you think she's talented, and pretty and unfat... her last 2 movies costarred an animated cat for christs sakes. Reeaally talented. Stick to the bashing that is the Superficial and, like my mom always said, if you don't have anything awful or judgemental to say, don't say anything at all & keep walking off the cliff.

...keep walking off the cliff. sage advice, Biatcho!! Your mother seems to be a very wise broad! :)

#73 - she's one of the finest, wisest crackwhores I know... wink, wink!

John Mayer supposedly wrote that song "Your Body is a Wonderland" about J-Love. I guess Wonderland just added to its attractions.

PARTY of 5 BABY

Her collar bone and ribs are sticking out of her chest, she has arms the size of toothpicks, and you are essentially calling her FAT? Give me a fucking break. She is a NORMAL woman. This shit is why Nicole Ritchie is barfing up her food three times a day to stay at 85 poounds, because of lunkheads like you.

No, #77, Nicole Richie is barfing up her food three times a day because Nicole Richie CHOOSES to barf up her food three times a day and walk around like a cadaver. We have nothing to do with it. It's called personal responsibility. Stop making these mirror-kissing cess pools out to be victims.

#17: (diagnosis based on photos)back in med school we called it "banjo ass"

#17: (she looks pretty fine at the emmys) but in your pix she's shaped like Big Bird...

You are freaking insane. Her hips look like an actual woman's - about as wide as her shoulder. It's because she actually has curves, unlike most of the 12-year old boy wannabes hollywood shoves down her throats. Those are the kind of hips you want when you're giving a lady some long, deep anal ... like the kind you know she loves.

In fact, I've only been mildly attracted to JLove before ... but I think she looks absolutely goregous in these pics. Great hair, great face, great rack ... even a great dress. A 10 for her, no doubt about it.

#71 Baroness

here is a lesson for you, call it man psychology 101

I'd hit jennifer then I'd hit you, it's not about the ass, it's about spanking that pooch...

Jennifer still looks 100 times better than any girl on here posting about her

83-- Last time I checked, wearing enough bronzer to choke an Oscar statuette doesn't define looking "good" to most folks. Now, she's not entirely ugly, a little narrow in the head department, but pretty all the same.

WHo-da-thunk-it.
A pretty girl on the superfish!!

Yeah she's definitely put on a bit of weight.

http://www.exposay.com/jennifer-love-hewitt/1/c/1100/

What's wrong with big hips?

big hips are definitely NOT the new black... not very slimming at all, that's pretty much the problem with them.

She looks fabulous!

I don't know much, but I do know that her breasts would look most excellent wrapped around my manhood. That is all.

Nothing wrong with a little extra hips. :-)

She's too beautiful not to love, unless you are a skankaholic.

I love her, her Ghost TV show and everything about her.
I like her a bit more on the athletic thinner side, but love is forever Jen.

You rock girl!

I think her new show is a COMPLETE theft of "Medium" -- that show with the Arquette chick. I caught the show the other night and was confused. Total copy of the Medium show.

She's a pear with breasts. With a pair of breasts. If you see her in person, you will notice the major cottage cheese action on her thighs.

Now if you will excuse, I am going to cut up a pear into a bowl of cottage cheese.

Any JLH has I find irresistable.

Large lips, tits or hips...

Has anyone else notived something wrong with the Superficial website. Either these guys have gotten absolutely no new news or this new server has just tanked once again.

she's not bad, its the face one has to ignore... pointy chinchilla, she is.

She still looks hot to me. I kinda like the wider hips.

First of all,JLH is NOT pregnant (that
RUMOR was DISPROVED recently.)

Second,JLH is one of the VERY few actresses
which I would categorize as "New" Hollywood:
NO bad habits,NO bad attitude.

Though I appreciate the fact that this
mystical woman has finally (?) found her
niche in an occult-themed TV show,there's
unfortunately the weird publicity that
always follows her around about her personal
life. Actually,that may wind up HURTING her
career in the end (because by now,many
people STILL don't think of JLH as a "serious" actress.)

And then,there's the fact that there's always
some opportunist bastard who is going to play
at being another "Carson Daly" and date her
when she has a hit show going. An attempt
which must, of course, fail---like the time
before!

people, people, please. personaly, she can could go for a few more pounds after this. give the woman a brake. the pounds look good on her.

Wow, after reading most of the comments... wow.. Slim. Curvy Or plus size... I myself have wide hips.. I am 5'5 125 pounds.. and all my life i have hated my hips but Jennifer Lopez or Jennifer love hewitt or any other full figured person... My point is jennifer lopez is a size 8 and has wide hips and shes way more sexier and beautiful than someone like pair hilton who has a very slim figure with hardly hips..... wide hips do not mean ur fat.. its all about body sturcture... Someone could lose all the weight in the world but they cannot go any smaller than ur bones....

mmm..i love wide hips...

Good lord. people. some of us women are born with naturally wide hips. we can have flat stomachs and wide hips, and the hips will never disappear, even with diet and exercise. I have wide hips and a flat stomach... and i see she is wearing a dress that accentuates her figure. It doesn't mean she's fat. She's gorgeous.
so don't say us wide hipped people are fat or plus sized. We just look like a real woman and your jealous.