August 28, 2006
Jennifer Love Hewitt has wide hips

I realize I did a pretty piss poor job of posting the Emmy pictures but I figure a shot of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking like she's really capable of giving birth should redeem myself. Unless you're not into really wide birthing hips. In which case these pictures are just frightening and confusing. And let this be a physics lesson to all: the greater the mass the greater the gravitational pull. Because my eyes used to go straight for her chest, but now they're being pulled right to her waist. Fortunately my imaginary squeezing hands aren't affected by pesky things like science.
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Comments
1. Posted by Stepheroo on August 28, 2006 7:13 PM
She should change her name to Jennifer Love Nachos.
2. Posted by Tracy on August 28, 2006 7:16 PM
Mayday, Mayday, the S.S. Jennifer Love Hewitt is taking on water! Her career is sinking fast! Mayday, Mayday!
3. Posted by Jim Treacher on August 28, 2006 7:19 PM
Jennifer Love Coolwhip!
4. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 28, 2006 7:19 PM
come on, we all know jennifer love hewitt is really an alaskan boy who once knew a really good plastic surgeon!
http://www.funderpants.com
5. Posted by Jake on August 28, 2006 7:21 PM
The downward spiral of the C-list celeb is quick, dirty, and full of cheeseburgers and refried beans. A few more pounds and we'll have another Britney Spears to ridicule.
http://wampoon.com/
6. Posted by jes on August 28, 2006 7:40 PM
Okay, I'm a moron, I know. But I never realized before how pretty she is.
7. Posted by sirokai on August 28, 2006 7:43 PM
Now I know for SURE her face is not naturally so bronze...
8. Posted by stgeorge on August 28, 2006 7:46 PM
Seriously? It's not fat (because her skinny arms say so), it's just a bad choice in dress. A designer freebie, most likely. Anyways, me likely da hips, so yes, I'd hit that.
9. Posted by hav-a-tampa on August 28, 2006 7:55 PM
meh...
10. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 28, 2006 8:12 PM
Oh, I would say you are stretching this one a bit... she looks fine to me. Perhaps nothing terribly exciting to report on has lead to this... no one hiding in a car from their father, no one caught in the middle of the road running nude with a sex toy? Oh, wait that was me, however, not being a celebrity, I guess that does not count. But you know what I mean.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
11. Posted by Jenny on August 28, 2006 8:21 PM
You know, she does look a bit hippy, and my eyes are drawn to the hips but she still looks cute. She's fantastic in the Garfeld movies. She's supposed to be all sweet looking, so it suits her a bit. Like "I made a bunch of cookes, I'm so sweet and unhollywood that I can eat some of them too!" I'm going to go with whoever posted the unflattering dress category
12. Posted by Dory on August 28, 2006 8:27 PM
Some of you guys are such idiots, I'm all for celeb bashing but there is nothing here to bash. First you bash Hohan for having the body of a 12 yr old boy no Hips no Boobs ect ect and she's not the only one I've read that description of then there is a picture of a good looking girl whos not overweight ect. just normal looking WITH HIPS and she's been eating to many nacho's and cookies. Make Up Your Minds.
13. Posted by Dory on August 28, 2006 8:28 PM
sorry... hohan does have boobs but what about eva longnamian
14. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 28, 2006 8:33 PM
My company was recently invited to the Emmy's to do one of those giveaways to the stars... you know where they go into a room with tables of merchandise and pick things they like for free. I had other obligations so I had to pass... perhaps next year, but looking at these pictures was making me think of the reality of offering them a free Fukuoku 9000... maybe when we go, we should make sure they match their dresses and they can sport them on the red carpet? Just a thought.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/fukuoku-9000.htm
15. Posted by sundaybl00dysunday on August 28, 2006 8:34 PM
Can you please stop talking about Hohan, she suks!, she is ugly!, she is so over, nobody likes her and for sure she'll be dead by age 22 of an overdose.
Back to Jen, she is gorgeous, she may need to work out a little bit, but she is natural and always looks classy and cute.
16. Posted by Binky on August 28, 2006 8:48 PM
This was foretold in "I Know What You Did Last 'All-U-Can-Eat-Buffet'"
(She looks fine and does volunteer work)
17. Posted by jennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn on August 28, 2006 8:50 PM
check out this photo of jennifer love chocolate. i doubt its "just the dress" ..
see for yourself:
http://wbli.com/morningshow/jenlove.html
18. Posted by FashMags on August 28, 2006 9:07 PM
Better Jenny Hips than Ellen "I'm not hungry" Pompeo's falling off the bones dress. Yikes peeps - no pleasing anyone. I'm happy to bitch about the faux tan. For all the moola in Hoola - no one can get the fake tan right.
19. Posted by PeptoBismolPrincess on August 28, 2006 9:15 PM
I like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
But Superficial dude, man..man dude (She's the Man reference, suckas!) if it's a post about Jennifer Love's wide hips, why the hell are 3 out of the 4 pictures from her boobs up?
20. Posted by amajean040904 on August 28, 2006 9:17 PM
Naaaaaaaa its just the dress.
21. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 28, 2006 9:45 PM
Okay, I'll say it...
Jennifer Love LTC
P.S. Spanks, take me away!!!!!!!!!!!
22. Posted by Glossed Over on August 28, 2006 10:14 PM
Oh please. Her hips are as wide as her shoulders, which, in the rest of the world, is quite common. I refuse to believe there so little celebrity stupidity today that there was nothing better to do than call someone fat.
http://glossedover.com
23. Posted by skeptical on August 28, 2006 10:49 PM
Wow! I think she looks fantastic!
24. Posted by scrooge on August 28, 2006 11:42 PM
She may have big hips, but...I don't know where I'm going with this. I just love cheese in a can too.
http://www.hulkmad.com
25. Posted by JAdmiral on August 29, 2006 12:06 AM
I'm sorry.... Compare Jennifer Love Hewitt to Lindsay Lohan.
One is a classy, beautiful woman.
The other is a firecrotch.
Figure it out.
JLH is a babe, pure and simple. And the hips are great for hanging on to. Just ask me!
26. Posted by smurf on August 29, 2006 12:15 AM
The first movie I remember jerking off to religiously was Heartbreakers and I can honestly say that her wide hips don't freak me out that much.
27. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 29, 2006 1:24 AM
Since when was looking like Jessica Rabbit a bad thing?
28. Posted by hotintempe on August 29, 2006 2:12 AM
Its always the hips that attract the men. Shes all good.
Im the same way but my tits are bigger.
29. Posted by Voracious on August 29, 2006 3:31 AM
She looks awesome, womanly and soft and curvy. The tatas got bigger too.
30. Posted by 18000rpm on August 29, 2006 3:59 AM
Should have checked the mirror Jennifer.
http://qwuiki.com
31. Posted by Tinky-winky on August 29, 2006 4:11 AM
You are Americans a bit ku-ku!
SHe is just normal! WHat do you expect her to look like? To have size "0" like most of you dream to be about? That is abnormal. You need to take many things into account, such as height, bone structure etc. Ok, it is fine for Eva Longoria to have size 0 or -0 because she is tiny but it is wrong to expect other celebrities to have such size if their height is for example 168 cm or heigher.
32. Posted by braxton on August 29, 2006 4:28 AM
What I dont understand is why was sheee at the emmy's?
33. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on August 29, 2006 5:03 AM
This woman is awesome looking and you people are crazy if you think she's fat and ugly. You can tell she's not fat by her arms and her face - it's just the natural curves of a woman in a not-so-great dress. Maybe you guys can't tell what a normal body shape is after so many posts about skeletal wannabes.
#32) I'm sure she's at the Emmys for her 'I see dead people' series (Ghost Whisperer). Which, by the way, I also think she looks great in. Good comeback Jen, good on ya.
34. Posted by NunoH on August 29, 2006 5:08 AM
Wide hips? Are you retarded? Oh, you are, I forgot.
35. Posted by cozyflannelgirl on August 29, 2006 5:17 AM
It's refreshing to see a normal-sized woman on the red carpet!
She's miles away from "fat"!
36. Posted by cayana on August 29, 2006 5:26 AM
#17 - She looks better in the after pictures.
In fact she looks great in these Emmy pics to me. I'd take this over Nicole Richie anyday.
37. Posted by Krom on August 29, 2006 5:41 AM
Guys who complain about "wide hips" = fags.
38. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on August 29, 2006 5:43 AM
I'd take her any day over thos skiny skanks that are usually running through the Superficial site.
Those nice hips will come in handy when I bend her over and fuck her hard.
39. Posted by ryan111778 on August 29, 2006 5:43 AM
Fat? Are you kidding me? I would hit that until it fell off! That is what a woman is supposed to look like. Not like those other Hollywood sticks that are trying for the 12 year old boy look.
40. Posted by RichPort on August 29, 2006 5:48 AM
Fuck that. I'd like to play carpenter with her. You know, we can get hammered, then I'd nail her. I had always thought I was a perv when I drooled over her 15 year old teeny weeny bikini clad ass in "Birds Of Paradise", but now I feel vindicated. I loves me a white woman with some hips.
41. Posted by A on August 29, 2006 6:03 AM
This is one of the sexiest women in hollywood. Have you seen the movie Heartbreakes, she is also one of the few with the total pacage, beautiful face, tits, and a nice round curvy ass.
42. Posted by Toonlite on August 29, 2006 6:04 AM
she looks GREAT...I am tired of seeing scrawny celebs...i.e. Nicole, Blohan, Paris-ite
So she has hips?? how meny of you are making these comments sitting on your arses commenting on their supposed fat ass.....
She is great...she is a woman...YOU GO JENNIFER....love what the good Lord gave you
and YES i do work out....
43. Posted by becca11 on August 29, 2006 6:12 AM
i think her face is cute, not beautiful. but her bod is sexy
44. Posted by jrzmommy on August 29, 2006 6:29 AM
31--I can't keep up with the obsessive and pathologic schizophrenic criticisms of Americans. Are Americans all McDonald- worshipping bariatric patients or are we cadaver worshippers? I'm confused daily. So I just give a general old-fashioned Fuck You to people who bash Americans. I think I'm going to start making blanket statements about........I dunno.....where are you from?
Jennifer Love Nachos. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! But she is a pretty lady.
45. Posted by Monotonouslanguor on August 29, 2006 6:52 AM
JLH is a total hottie.
Please, please post more pics of her!
46. Posted by kandyk0119 on August 29, 2006 6:56 AM
Please just because she's healthy you call her hips wide, now that lilly chic you had on yesterday had wide hips compared to her other parts, but JLove has nice boobs, and a bubble butt, desirable by most men, unless they get off by be poked by hip bones every hump. There is nothing wrong with her! She looks great! Her figure resembles all the beautiful stars from the movies back in the 50's. Curvy, not straight up and down besides the bones that stick out.
47. Posted by Monkey on August 29, 2006 7:00 AM
Because it hasn't been said yet, I'd hit it.
48. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on August 29, 2006 7:00 AM
44. No, no you have it all wrong. All Americans are lard munching, fat guzzling bloat monsters who cannot move their lard asses of the sofa or out of the view of a McDonalds drive thru and who naturally glamourise the skeletal frame to be the optimum ideal. A good American plastic surgeon is one who can successfuly remove all fat and skin from the human body but allow it to still attend parties and film premieres.
Of course, the rest of the world live in mud huts and sacrifice our young each night to allow the sun to continue to rise... I'm sure this was on the news, or have the drugs just kicked in?
49. Posted by Equalparts on August 29, 2006 7:16 AM
She's hot. She gets better each year with age. I used to think that she was just a weird looking triangle head (wide forehead, pointy chin). But she is smokin' now.
50. Posted by snapesworst on August 29, 2006 7:24 AM
#48 - FYI, not everyone in America enjoys constant fast food eating. I'm so offended by your comment, i know that weight is a problem in our country and you piss me off by saying i'm just like everyone else when i'm not some fat ass wishing that i had a size zero body.
Everyone just likes making fun of celebrities because they can behind the safety of the internet.
51. Posted by Geno on August 29, 2006 7:28 AM
She is hotter than ever. Big hips? Please.
http://genosworld.blogspot.com/
52. Posted by jrzmommy on August 29, 2006 7:33 AM
48--If you're joking, ha ha. If you're serious-- because I think I recall that you're from the UK--so if you're serious, then I send you my standard Jersey Salute.
53. Posted by MyWellRehearsedMistake on August 29, 2006 7:36 AM
#50. Chill out honey. I'm not calling all Americans fat. Read my comment again. Right to the end. Ok, now deep breath, read it again. Do you geddit now?
54. Posted by purplepuppy on August 29, 2006 7:52 AM
What a stupid post.
55. Posted by suzy on August 29, 2006 8:19 AM
#32 braxton
she was at the emmy's because she was a presenter.. so i guess someone ASKED her to go.. she was invited. and plus she has a primetime television show "ghost whisperer"
and she's beautiful, NOT FAT!!!!
i can't believe that the second people see a celebrity who doesnt look like one of those anaorexic and bulimic girls is fat..
what a double standard.. damned if you're too skinny.. and damned if you actually look great and normal like Jennifer Love Hewitt
56. Posted by spatz on August 29, 2006 8:21 AM
so she's put on a few. god. at least she doesnt look like britney spears. i have to be one of those people this time. this isnt weight gain significant enough to evoke ridicule. sorry. moving on
57. Posted by Hohlraum on August 29, 2006 8:22 AM
GD thats a good looking woman!!
58. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on August 29, 2006 8:22 AM
#50 - snapesworst - We all know you are a big, fat disgusting pig, so quit trying to hide it. You're so fat & ugly that you make Britney look good by comparison!
59. Posted by dirt chicken on August 29, 2006 8:22 AM
I likes me a little waist & plump butt. She's built like a woman should be. You're off-base on this one...
60. Posted by jc7676 on August 29, 2006 8:28 AM
Hey fanboys and girls:
If you think she looks great please go post it at the JLove worship sites.
While I realize that she is not fat by "normal" standards, you must admit that by Hollywood standards she does look rather wide.
I like my starlets starving. If I want to see someone with with an "average" or "normal" looking body I would go to the mall.
And if you want to see that then perhaps you should too.
61. Posted by bigponie on August 29, 2006 8:28 AM
I'd like an order of her Mcflaps, just all meat will do.
62. Posted by Baroness on August 29, 2006 8:33 AM
Geez, you fanboys need to RELAX. This site makes fun of people of all shapes and sizes - Jennifer Love Hewitt is no exception.
She's always been annoyingly hippy (not fat), and unfortunately she has no good ass to speak of to go with it, so ha ha!
63. Posted by bigponie on August 29, 2006 8:44 AM
#62 baroness
"she has no good ass to speak of"...
I'm assuming that you know all about asses and that you have one fantasticulicious ass.
64. Posted by radio4play on August 29, 2006 9:28 AM
Oh please if you want to hate on someone pick on that ugly from Grey's Anatomy, she looks like a drag in dress.
JLH has curves that's all
Idiots!
65. Posted by Bioplant on August 29, 2006 9:38 AM
#1, you win this thread. I will admit that your comment cannot be topped.
*golf claps in your direction
66. Posted by saltpeanuts on August 29, 2006 9:47 AM
Those are baby-making hips right there. And if she wants to make babies, then I will gladly offer my normally services, which usually bill out at $1000 an hour, for free. The I would sue her for paternity, and she could pay me a couple million to go away, and then I would retire and start a website to help coordinate baby making services between celebrities and regular Joe's and Josette's.
67. Posted by PunjabPete on August 29, 2006 10:04 AM
She is still 100% babe. I'd hit it until my wang fell off...
68. Posted by Dean on August 29, 2006 10:07 AM
(in the spirit of Deuce Bigelow): "Those are HUGE hips!"
Saltpeanuts, that's very noble of you. :)
69. Posted by biatcho on August 29, 2006 10:14 AM
did I really, truly read a comment above that read "She was really fantastic in the Garfield movies"? you have got be fucking kidging the living shit out of me.
70. Posted by VeryLiberating.com on August 29, 2006 10:18 AM
Yep. Wide hips.
http://www.veryliberating.com
71. Posted by Baroness on August 29, 2006 10:22 AM
#bigponie,
I don't need to be an ass-connaisseur to spot a flat one! She's all hips and no butt. Nothing wrong with that per se; women come in all shapes and sizes, but I fail to see the droolsome thing about her.
It's those squinty eyes, isn't it?
72. Posted by biatcho on August 29, 2006 10:28 AM
You could have the hottest pictures of johnny depp up on here (who I have sincerely been in love with since the good old days of 21 Jumpstreet) and I would still make fun of him because it's fucking great to make fun of everyone, myself included. It's fun to do this on the internet, but I do it in-person publicly ALL THE TIME, so whiners & fucktwats of the superficial world, keep your whiny-ass shit to yourself when you "like" someone because no one cares that you think she's talented, and pretty and unfat... her last 2 movies costarred an animated cat for christs sakes. Reeaally talented. Stick to the bashing that is the Superficial and, like my mom always said, if you don't have anything awful or judgemental to say, don't say anything at all & keep walking off the cliff.
73. Posted by jrzmommy on August 29, 2006 10:39 AM
...keep walking off the cliff. sage advice, Biatcho!! Your mother seems to be a very wise broad! :)
74. Posted by biatcho on August 29, 2006 10:43 AM
#73 - she's one of the finest, wisest crackwhores I know... wink, wink!
75. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 29, 2006 11:13 AM
John Mayer supposedly wrote that song "Your Body is a Wonderland" about J-Love. I guess Wonderland just added to its attractions.
76. Posted by carrotjuice on August 29, 2006 11:39 AM
PARTY of 5 BABY
77. Posted by lawfulsexslave on August 29, 2006 11:58 AM
Her collar bone and ribs are sticking out of her chest, she has arms the size of toothpicks, and you are essentially calling her FAT? Give me a fucking break. She is a NORMAL woman. This shit is why Nicole Ritchie is barfing up her food three times a day to stay at 85 poounds, because of lunkheads like you.
78. Posted by jrzmommy on August 29, 2006 12:07 PM
No, #77, Nicole Richie is barfing up her food three times a day because Nicole Richie CHOOSES to barf up her food three times a day and walk around like a cadaver. We have nothing to do with it. It's called personal responsibility. Stop making these mirror-kissing cess pools out to be victims.
79. Posted by megatron7 on August 29, 2006 12:07 PM
#17: (diagnosis based on photos)back in med school we called it "banjo ass"
80. Posted by megatron7 on August 29, 2006 12:09 PM
#17: (she looks pretty fine at the emmys) but in your pix she's shaped like Big Bird...
81. Posted by elvindeath on August 29, 2006 12:38 PM
You are freaking insane. Her hips look like an actual woman's - about as wide as her shoulder. It's because she actually has curves, unlike most of the 12-year old boy wannabes hollywood shoves down her throats. Those are the kind of hips you want when you're giving a lady some long, deep anal ... like the kind you know she loves.
In fact, I've only been mildly attracted to JLove before ... but I think she looks absolutely goregous in these pics. Great hair, great face, great rack ... even a great dress. A 10 for her, no doubt about it.
82. Posted by bigponie on August 29, 2006 1:22 PM
#71 Baroness
here is a lesson for you, call it man psychology 101
I'd hit jennifer then I'd hit you, it's not about the ass, it's about spanking that pooch...
83. Posted by Drew on August 29, 2006 1:40 PM
Jennifer still looks 100 times better than any girl on here posting about her
84. Posted by jrzmommy on August 29, 2006 1:50 PM
83-- Last time I checked, wearing enough bronzer to choke an Oscar statuette doesn't define looking "good" to most folks. Now, she's not entirely ugly, a little narrow in the head department, but pretty all the same.
85. Posted by YoMamma on August 29, 2006 2:33 PM
WHo-da-thunk-it.
A pretty girl on the superfish!!
86. Posted by nc72 on August 29, 2006 3:10 PM
Yeah she's definitely put on a bit of weight.
http://www.exposay.com/jennifer-love-hewitt/1/c/1100/
87. Posted by gailmariecat on August 29, 2006 5:25 PM
What's wrong with big hips?
88. Posted by biatcho on August 29, 2006 5:39 PM
big hips are definitely NOT the new black... not very slimming at all, that's pretty much the problem with them.
89. Posted by tundrababe on August 29, 2006 6:36 PM
She looks fabulous!
90. Posted by TriStateSucka on August 29, 2006 7:18 PM
I don't know much, but I do know that her breasts would look most excellent wrapped around my manhood. That is all.
91. Posted by Shaun on August 30, 2006 7:35 AM
Nothing wrong with a little extra hips. :-)
92. Posted by Sheva on August 30, 2006 10:23 AM
She's too beautiful not to love, unless you are a skankaholic.
I love her, her Ghost TV show and everything about her.
I like her a bit more on the athletic thinner side, but love is forever Jen.
You rock girl!
93. Posted by jrzmommy on August 30, 2006 11:17 AM
I think her new show is a COMPLETE theft of "Medium" -- that show with the Arquette chick. I caught the show the other night and was confused. Total copy of the Medium show.
94. Posted by pixel killya on August 30, 2006 2:25 PM
She's a pear with breasts. With a pair of breasts. If you see her in person, you will notice the major cottage cheese action on her thighs.
Now if you will excuse, I am going to cut up a pear into a bowl of cottage cheese.
95. Posted by data_b on August 30, 2006 4:36 PM
Any JLH has I find irresistable.
Large lips, tits or hips...
96. Posted by Chris'sMom on September 1, 2006 1:48 AM
Has anyone else notived something wrong with the Superficial website. Either these guys have gotten absolutely no new news or this new server has just tanked once again.
97. Posted by bogdana on September 1, 2006 7:25 PM
she's not bad, its the face one has to ignore... pointy chinchilla, she is.
98. Posted by bakismaki on September 1, 2006 8:50 PM
She still looks hot to me. I kinda like the wider hips.
99. Posted by ronald33 on December 5, 2006 8:29 PM
First of all,JLH is NOT pregnant (that
RUMOR was DISPROVED recently.)
Second,JLH is one of the VERY few actresses
which I would categorize as "New" Hollywood:
NO bad habits,NO bad attitude.
Though I appreciate the fact that this
mystical woman has finally (?) found her
niche in an occult-themed TV show,there's
unfortunately the weird publicity that
always follows her around about her personal
life. Actually,that may wind up HURTING her
career in the end (because by now,many
people STILL don't think of JLH as a "serious" actress.)
And then,there's the fact that there's always
some opportunist bastard who is going to play
at being another "Carson Daly" and date her
when she has a hit show going. An attempt
which must, of course, fail---like the time
before!
100. Posted by heyitsmobynick on January 6, 2007 9:39 PM
people, people, please. personaly, she can could go for a few more pounds after this. give the woman a brake. the pounds look good on her.