Aug 16 2006Jennifer Aniston is really angry

first, faggots!

who cares!

I can't believe she actually thinks anybody cares about her status with that Meat-Sack she calls a boyfriend. The paparazzi are doing...what they do. You should be used to it, dumbass.

Oh god, does this mean we're going to get more Greeks talking about how they invented oxygen?

i am so there with you 'fish dude.... i can't stand this pathetic ugly self centered bitch.

TEAM JOLIE

First, what rock has Jennifer been living under that she still thinks the news tells the truth? Jebus, the news has been about 85% bullshit since about 1975 (or maybe earlier, I'm estimating). Newspeople (TV newspeople, at least) are among the stupidest and most incompetent of all the media. I'd believe something I saw in "Snakes on a Plane" before I'd believe anything on CNN or Fox. They're a bunch of dummies and anybody who watches TV news and believes it is even dumberer.

Second, why don't celebrities just lie their asses off about shit like this? "Vince and Jennifer, are you married?" "Yeah, we're married. See ya." Anybody who matters in their immediate family will know whether or not it's true and anyone else who gives a shit is a loser and no one should care what they say. So Jennifer Aniston is dumb. Sorry, Jen.

"So to go on a little power trip and critique the media for not accurately reporting about her love life makes me want to dropkick her through a window off the top story of a skyscraper. Ideally landing on top of a helicopter. Filled with bears."

Heh, good one...

obviously people do care whether she is engaged or not. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many people talking about how they are supposedly engaged and Jen wouldn't be so upset right now that nobody will stop talking about it and spreading the rumors that they are engaged. She also wasn't trying to compare the news that she is engaged to Vince to other world news, she's trying to say that it is ridiculous that the story that her and Vince are engaged is reported on the same program where there is supposed to be more serious, accurate news.

Good..... Go TEAM JOLIE!!!! She has success, money and a funny boyfriend and she still seems to be a misrable "cunty" bitch. I hope Vince publicly dumps her on her bony ass. Maybe she will find the kabbala or something and sweeten up !!!!!!!!

Since when does CNN announce the details of celebrities' love lives in their crawl?

DOW JONES UP 5 POINTS. HEZBOLLAH LEVELS NORTH ISRAELI TOWN WITH BARRAGE OF MISSILES. HUNDREDS FEARED DEAD. METEOROLOGISTS FEAR UPCOMING HURRICANE SEASON WORSE IN RECORDED HISTORY. JENNIFER ANISTON AND VINCE VAUGHN ARE ENGAGED.

So who's overreacting more ... Jennifer Anniston or The SF? You sound angrier than she does. Fix up your hair a little nicer and I'm sure one day Vince Vaughn will propose to YOU.

C´MON ! If "Nobody actually gives a shit if she's engaged to Vince Vaughn" then why do you keep posting about her? She went here, she said that, they have broken up, they havent ...

If nobody gives a shit why do you even take the time to get angry about it?

Caption for picture:

"All in good time, my little pretty, all in good time."

*******************************************************
Ask the Science Guy, Ask the Science Guy
*******************************************************

The Star Ship Enterprise emerges from a time warp into an orbit around the planet Earth in the year 2020. Mr. Spock scans his sensor screen and reports back to Captain Kirk:
SPOCK: Sir, I can see the humanoids driving around in primitive vehicles.
CAPTAIN KIRK: That cannot be. This is the 21st century. They should all be driving small hybrid vehicles.
SPOCK: No, it looks like everyone is driving enormous, 4-door, 4-wheel-drive, heavy duty, pickup trucks. My sensors must be wrong. There is no way the people of this era could be using such inefficient, pollution heavy, vehicles. It is extremely illogical.
CAPTAIN KIRK: What part of the planet are you scanning Mr. Spock?
SPOCK: Right above the gulf region of North America in what used to be called, "Texas".
CAPTIAN KIRK: Yes, of course, Texas. No, don't worry Mr. Spock your sensors are reading just fine. If you would move your sensors out of the Texas region you will see that everyone else is driving hybrids. You see Texans (except for a group of young and very sexy female country singers) lived by the motto of a former governor who once said, "stick to your guns, a flip flopper is weak, stay the course, fool me once, you'll never be fooled again"
SPOCK: Fascinating.
CAPTIAN KIRK: Yes, I know very fascinating. As I recall, there were two blondes and one brunette and they called themselves the Dixie Ladies or something like that. Maybe we can get Uhura to lock into their coordinates and beam them up for a little Captain's party.
SPOCK: No Captain, I was referring to the idiots driving around in the super sized pickup trucks.

I saw this already in 'Wedding Planner's Crasher's School.'

No wait a sec...maybe it was in 'Dumb and Dumber'...

Sounds like Jen's a bit touchy on the matter. Maybe because she hasn't been asked and she keeps waiting...

i dont get why you guys are hating on aniston anways, its not like she did anything bad, she just wanted to set things right. it's not like we all hate reese witherspoon for suing that tabloid for reporting that she was pregnant. it's all just false reporting, now lets get back to paris hilton/lindsay lohan hating, they deserve it for sure.

dirty greek.

where is that bitch ass stacyy?

I could really care less, but just for shits and giggles....
TEAM ANISTON.
I hate that slut Jolie even more than this pathetic whiner.
Im with #10....Superfish, you sound way angrier than Jen....do you have a man crush on Vince?

@13 - Bill Nye, although your science jibberish is informative, we (as a collective group) feel it would be better suited here:

http://science.discovery.com/

That said!!! I rarely ever watched the show, but I thought Jennifer was the sensible "Friend", who knew she was so thin skinned!!!

How the hell does one choose between a slut who sleeps with and steals husbands on her movie sets (Jolie - From Hackers to Mr./Mrs Smith - 3 hubs) or the coldest Goddamn Ice Queen this planet have ever known. Sarrah Jessica Parker is the only TV bitch I hate more than Aniston. I hope Jolie crashes her plane into Aniston who is jogging and this all comes to a halt...

TEAM AMERICA

Jen needs to seriously take a chill pill. Like she's not USED to being endlessly speculated about? Here's a thought: If you don't like the gossip, get out of Hollywood. Seriously. Preferably BEFORE another Jennifer movie that looks and sounds just like a lost 'Friends' episode.

@16 - random (acts of forgetfulness)

Here are 99 people who "hate" Reese Witherspoon!

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/06/22/reese_witherspoon_sues_star.html

Read them all and then write 100 times:
"It's NOT all just false reporting"

Oh come on Jennifer, we are so terribly interested in whether or not you are going to marry him we don't care about facts or real news like starving children, war or seedy political dealings. Gosh! (Said in Napoleon Dynamite fashion).

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

wow. every once in a while, just for a minute, i forget how stupid the avergae human being really is. i'm not talking about aniston, i'm talking about you tards. I WORK AT A NEWSPAPER. YES, IT ACTUALLY IS IMPORTANT THAT THE NEWS BE CORRECT. Yes, there is an absolute and direct link between the American' press inability to get celebrity facts and the quationable nature of reporting that comes through about Iraq. F-ing retards. Because, that's right, you people don't read the news do you? You didn't notice that little flap about how the NY Times got in trouble for running a bunch of photos from the Lebanon conflict that had been blatently doctored with photo shop. Because you who either elected Clown Prince to be our president... twice. Retards. Get off your fat asses and go read a newspaper. Aniston's right, you're wrong, f off.

LOL.

24, obsess much?

The point is that no one takes the news seriously when it comes to celebs. Not because the news sucks but because celebs lie their asses off TO the press. Frankly, I'm glad you don't spend to much time fact-checking on Jenn. Waste of good reporting.

@19 I quite agree. I'm still not sure what the fuck I just read when reading bill nye's post. Nor do I care.

#13- Please just go away. We don't come here for Science Geek Bullshit, and scrolling past your drivel wastes my precious (ha) time.
#18- You said it. Jen is a second-rate actress at best and only moderately good-looking, but I f*cking hate Angelina fishy-crotch Jolie. I hope she gets tsunami'd or earth-quaked or dysentery'd during her next visit to BFE and we never hear of her again. (Or of Brad either, for that matter.)

Let's hope #24 spends more time on his newpaper route and his Huffy bicycle with the baseball card attached to the fender strut with a clothes pin intermingling with the spokes, then he does posting on the Superfish.
At least that way we won't have to read his "LilBuckaroo" babble!!!

That's quite the hairy pussy she's got there

http://www.celebslam.com

She's just pissed because he didn't propose. Because now it makes her look like more of an unwanted loser. Basically, this means she sucks in bed and does not have the golden gant she pretended she had when she was on Friends. Yea, bitch..it was the HAIRCUT that made you famous..you can't act good enough to keep up with a haircut.

And #24-just because you answer the phones at the place where the newspaper is made doesn't mean you "work for the newspaper".

And you can swear here. So I won't say f-off. I will say FUCK OFF. You motherless piece of shit. And I fact checked that.

I hope they have a sex tape. I always had this dream that she would get fucked by a hairy sloth-like giant, her complaining the whole time about its technique, the giant grunting and snorting happily as it ate her hair. Yea, a sex tape is definitely in order.

#24 - I agree. Idiot celebrities cashing in on their weddding speculation and thousands dead in the Middle East... exactly the same thing.

How do we exactly get off our fat asses to go read a newspaper? I'm pretty sure that most people read newspapers sitting down. I once tried to read a newspaper while snowboarding, and I had an unexpected rendezvous with the trunk of a fir tree. Now I have to type with a stylus in my mouth. So thanks a lot for reminding me of that. Bastard.

fact checked... that was fucking golden zanna... kinda like your sweet ass ;)

i heart jane too... i spewed merlot all over my laptop.

some others on here need to get laid realllly bad or lighten the fuck up. yeah, i think the maniston is an ugly over-rated windbag, but that's just me because i sorta feel sorry for her because she has to sleep with that fat hairball. ewwwwww

She is by far, the biggest douche in the Universe. She needs to get off her high horse and do something good for humanity. Like sterilization. Instead, all she can muster up in that pathetic brain of hers is buying more shit. No wonder Brad Pitt left her shallow, skinny ass.

TEAM JOLIE!

What an idiot. We don't fucking care about her life! We don't care she's dating ass face Vince to get over the hottest man she'll ever get. Seriously, she needs to climb down of her stupid little cloud and realize that for INTELLIGENT people, she's really very far down our list of priorities.
We don't care who she marries.
We just like to make fun of her for being an idiot.

#24- If you're going to shit on us and try to impress us with your "I work for a newspaper" bullshit, at least spell the word "questionable" correctly. Fucking retard.

Also, you should capitalize words when it is appropriate to do so. Otherwise, it just makes you look lazy and stupid. And I do think the media (radio, TV, print, all of it), lies their asses off and tells us only what they want us to hear, fuck the truth.

SF, i have to say you're wrong on this one. She isnt being pompous or anything like that. She's stating news casters/reporters should spend more time covering the facts and the horrible events around the world rather than play into what the tabloids spew out. She wasnt being egotistical at all.

Angelina Jolie will always be better than you.

Did someone mention Merlot? :)

So basically what's she saying is that Vince dumped her ass.

Jen - how about you live your life and stop reading the rags?! You poor fucking soul.

____
GW Bush sleeping with Condi Rice?!!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/bush-and-condi-making-sex.html

@ 24

You know, if you are going to act superior, you might want to spell AVERAGE, QUESTIONABLE and BLATANTLY correctly. You may also want to capitalize, and avoid incomplete sentences; perhaps an education might do you some good. I would also recommend avoiding calling people “tards” if you are going to act like you are making a serious point... I fact checked this and it is not PC (that means politically correct if you are not aware of that term).

It seems fitting that you work for a newspaper… you represent exactly what is wrong with the press these days… a lack of serious journalism, an inability to spell, or use grammar for that matter.

Finally, I would not brag about working for a newspaper. How ridiculous the press has become on their reporting skills and how unbelievable it is when you can call Jennifer Aniston getting engaged news. When newspapers start reporting accurate news and journalists remember that spelling and grammar are still important I might get impressed when someone says they work for a newspaper… until then, I am remembering that this site is called the Superficial and not meant to be taken too seriously.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I'd dump her chicken cutlet stuffed breasts too- salmonella is a bitch.

http://celebutards.blogspot.com/

@ 42

Oh, Dub-ya and Condi are old news. What we really need is for him to get a blow job from an intern for people to take getting him out of office seriously. Apparently all the real problems he has caused is just not spicy enough.

#24 - Clearly you're not the Editor.

#24 - you are obviuosly not a #14 - so lose at least ten - and then call me...well...if you're a girl...not that I'm deperate or anything...I'm just interested in meeting a few new people....well...ok...maybe not you... no offense...maybe try bowling...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You hypocrites. "Nobody cares about Jen and Vince's love life"? Then whose buying all the magazines and reading about that shit here? Cry me a river.

Enjoy the attention while you can. You're hot now, but you Greek chicks do not age well.

okay she's right about the media being full of shit even about important stuff, its good she made a statement so those idiots who believe the media might take a minute to think about what they believe, but probably not.
Isn't it funny how she already holds her cat like he crazy cat lady with 100 cats? oooohhhhwahahahaha

okay #24 you do realize that the way that news is delivered can sway what is understood about it considering most of America is full of tards. You know what is termed 'spin'. Both parties do it and you're the retard. Don't you also realize that the only people who matter are the ones who vote and that's less than the majority. Maybe if you reported news correctly, people wouldn't be so wary of voting because then they actually know who they're putting in office. I can't believe you'd rather put that whipping boy Kerry and his homo lover Edwards in office. I'd rather have the guy who can't pronounce nuclear than the guy who doesn't have any idea where he stands. They're all idiots and we're going to die as long as hippies like you prefer to blame Bush for the people who want to behead every one of us including our grandmas and baby girls. I mean really do you realize that its not Bush they're after but democracy itself? Have you seen the footage of them decapitating our people and the Phillipino people? Its sickening, they tell their children we drink the blood of our elderly by cutting out their hearts. Why don't you go look at Al-Jazeera news and tell me they're reasonable people who report accurately. No offense to Muslims just those who want us dead. I'd drop a bomb on those Christians who want to kill people at abortion clinics just as fast as I'd put a bullet in one of those Islamic tyrant's heads. Seriously, instead of directing your frustration at us who are just having fun, why don't you go after the real bad guys... yourself.

To those who can think on their own, seriously, check out Obsession. A documentary detailing newscasts from the Middle East of Islamic analysts calling America "Beats in human form that must be destroyed" and all that jazz. If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything.
Again, no offense to Muslims who are good people, I know you're out there and are in one of the toughest spots any person of faith can be in.

okay #24 you do realize that the way that news is delivered can sway what is understood about it considering most of America is full of tards. You know what is termed 'spin'. Both parties do it and you're the retard. Don't you also realize that the only people who matter are the ones who vote and that's less than the majority. Maybe if you reported news correctly, people wouldn't be so wary of voting because then they actually know who they're putting in office. I can't believe you'd rather put that whipping boy Kerry and his homo lover Edwards in office. I'd rather have the guy who can't pronounce nuclear than the guy who doesn't have any idea where he stands. They're all idiots and we're going to die as long as hippies like you prefer to blame Bush for the people who want to behead every one of us including our grandmas and baby girls. I mean really do you realize that its not Bush they're after but democracy itself? Have you seen the footage of them decapitating our people and the Phillipino people? Its sickening, they tell their children we drink the blood of our elderly by cutting out their hearts. Why don't you go look at Al-Jazeera news and tell me they're reasonable people who report accurately. No offense to Muslims just those who want us dead. I'd drop a bomb on those Christians who want to kill people at abortion clinics just as fast as I'd put a bullet in one of those Islamic tyrant's heads. Seriously, instead of directing your frustration at us who are just having fun, why don't you go after the real bad guys... yourself.

To those who can think on their own, seriously, check out Obsession. A documentary detailing newscasts from the Middle East of Islamic analysts calling America "Beats in human form that must be destroyed" and all that jazz. If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything.
Again, no offense to Muslims who are good people, I know you're out there and are in one of the toughest spots any person of faith can be in.

okay #24 you do realize that the way that news is delivered can sway what is understood about it considering most of America is full of tards. You know what is termed 'spin'. Both parties do it and you're the retard. Don't you also realize that the only people who matter are the ones who vote and that's less than the majority. Maybe if you reported news correctly, people wouldn't be so wary of voting because then they actually know who they're putting in office. I can't believe you'd rather put that whipping boy Kerry and his homo lover Edwards in office. I'd rather have the guy who can't pronounce nuclear than the guy who doesn't have any idea where he stands. They're all idiots and we're going to die as long as hippies like you prefer to blame Bush for the people who want to behead every one of us including our grandmas and baby girls. I mean really do you realize that its not Bush they're after but democracy itself? Have you seen the footage of them decapitating our people and the Phillipino people? Its sickening, they tell their children we drink the blood of our elderly by cutting out their hearts. Why don't you go look at Al-Jazeera news and tell me they're reasonable people who report accurately. No offense to Muslims just those who want us dead. I'd drop a bomb on those Christians who want to kill people at abortion clinics just as fast as I'd put a bullet in one of those Islamic tyrant's heads. Seriously, instead of directing your frustration at us who are just having fun, why don't you go after the real bad guys... yourself.

To those who can think on their own, seriously, check out Obsession. A documentary detailing newscasts from the Middle East of Islamic analysts calling America "Beats in human form that must be destroyed" and all that jazz. If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything.
Again, no offense to Muslims who are good people, I know you're out there and are in one of the toughest spots any person of faith can be in.

okay #24 you do realize that the way that news is delivered can sway what is understood about it considering most of America is full of tards. You know what is termed 'spin'. Both parties do it and you're the retard. Don't you also realize that the only people who matter are the ones who vote and that's less than the majority. Maybe if you reported news correctly, people wouldn't be so wary of voting because then they actually know who they're putting in office. I can't believe you'd rather put that whipping boy Kerry and his homo lover Edwards in office. I'd rather have the guy who can't pronounce nuclear than the guy who doesn't have any idea where he stands. In fact, Clinton/Gore were the first ones to mention WMD's in 1998, look it up, know your facts. They could've taken us off Middle East oil while they were in office, hell, Carter or Reagan could have, its been around that long its just not as cheap as crude oil. Seriously. World News is my specialty and I'm an Independent. They're all idiots and we're going to die as long as hippies like you prefer to blame Bush for the people who want to behead every one of us including our grandmas and baby girls. I mean really do you realize that its not Bush they're after but democracy itself? All of Europe is in danger too. Did you see the protests in San Fran? People are holding signs on our soil saying "Freedom Go To Hell" dressed in Hezbollah garb touting Palestinian flags. Have you seen the footage of them decapitating our people and the Phillipino people? Its sickening, they tell their children we drink the blood of our elderly by cutting out their hearts. Why don't you go look at Al-Jazeera news and tell me they're reasonable people who report accurately. No offense to Muslims just those who want us dead. I'd drop a bomb on those Christians who want to kill people at abortion clinics just as fast as I'd put a bullet in one of those Islamic tyrant's heads. Seriously, instead of directing your frustration at us who are just having fun, why don't you go after the real bad guys... yourself.

To those who can think on their own, seriously, check out Obsession. A documentary detailing newscasts from the Middle East of Islamic analysts calling America "Beats in human form that must be destroyed" and all that jazz. If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything.
Again, no offense to Muslims who are good people, I know you're out there and are in one of the toughest spots any person of faith can be in.

okay #24 you do realize that the way that news is delivered can sway what is understood about it considering most of America is full of tards. You know what is termed 'spin'. Both parties do it and you're the retard. Don't you also realize that the only people who matter are the ones who vote and that's less than the majority. Maybe if you reported news correctly, people wouldn't be so wary of voting because then they actually know who they're putting in office. I can't believe you'd rather put that whipping boy Kerry and his homo lover Edwards in office. I'd rather have the guy who can't pronounce nuclear than the guy who doesn't have any idea where he stands. In fact, Clinton/Gore were the first ones to mention WMD's in 1998, look it up, know your facts. They could've taken us off Middle East oil while they were in office, hell, Carter or Reagan could have, its been around that long its just not as cheap as crude oil. Seriously. World News is my specialty and I'm an Independent. They're all idiots and we're going to die as long as hippies like you prefer to blame Bush for the people who want to behead every one of us including our grandmas and baby girls. I mean really do you realize that its not Bush they're after but democracy itself? All of Europe is in danger too. Did you see the protests in San Fran? People are holding signs on our soil saying "Freedom Go To Hell" dressed in Hezbollah garb touting Palestinian flags. Have you seen the footage of them decapitating our people and the Phillipino people? Its sickening, they tell their children we drink the blood of our elderly by cutting out their hearts. Why don't you go look at Al-Jazeera news and tell me they're reasonable people who report accurately. No offense to Muslims just those who want us dead. I'd drop a bomb on those Christians who want to kill people at abortion clinics just as fast as I'd put a bullet in one of those Islamic tyrant's heads. Seriously, instead of directing your frustration at us who are just having fun, why don't you go after the real bad guys... yourself.

To those who can think on their own, seriously, check out Obsession. A documentary detailing newscasts from the Middle East of Islamic analysts calling America "Beats in human form that must be destroyed" and all that jazz. If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything.
Again, no offense to Muslims who are good people, I know you're out there and are in one of the toughest spots any person of faith can be in.

okay #24 you do realize that the way that news is delivered can sway what is understood about it considering most of America is full of tards. You know what is termed 'spin'. Both parties do it and you're the retard. Don't you also realize that the only people who matter are the ones who vote and that's less than the majority. Maybe if you reported news correctly, people wouldn't be so wary of voting because then they actually know who they're putting in office. I can't believe you'd rather put that whipping boy Kerry and his homo lover Edwards in office. I'd rather have the guy who can't pronounce nuclear than the guy who doesn't have any idea where he stands. In fact, Clinton/Gore were the first ones to mention WMD's in 1998, look it up, know your facts. They could've taken us off Middle East oil while they were in office, hell, Carter or Reagan could have, its been around that long its just not as cheap as crude oil. Seriously. World News is my specialty and I'm an Independent. They're all idiots and we're going to die as long as hippies like you prefer to blame Bush for the people who want to behead every one of us including our grandmas and baby girls. I mean really do you realize that its not Bush they're after but democracy itself? All of Europe is in danger too. Did you see the protests in San Fran? People are holding signs on our soil saying "Freedom Go To Hell" dressed in Hezbollah garb touting Palestinian flags. Have you seen the footage of them decapitating our people and the Phillipino people? Its sickening, they tell their children we drink the blood of our elderly by cutting out their hearts. Why don't you go look at Al-Jazeera news and tell me they're reasonable people who report accurately. No offense to Muslims just those who want us dead. I'd drop a bomb on those Christians who want to kill people at abortion clinics just as fast as I'd put a bullet in one of those Islamic tyrant's heads. Seriously, instead of directing your frustration at us who are just having fun, why don't you go after the real bad guys... yourself.

To those who can think on their own, seriously, check out Obsession. A documentary detailing newscasts from the Middle East of Islamic analysts calling America "Beats in human form that must be destroyed" and all that jazz. If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything.
Again, no offense to Muslims who are good people, I know you're out there and are in one of the toughest spots any person of faith can be in.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

She has been Milking the "Vince and Jen" story for months, now suddenly, juuuuuust when they aren't in the tabloids anymore she calls PEOPLE magazine out of the blue to talk about all the lies. Nice way to keep your name in print for a few more weeks Jen.

She looks like, "GET AWAY FROM MY FLUFFY!!!"

"'Well, we need to trust what our newscasters are saying when we have this horrific situation that's actually taking place in the world..." The horrific situation she is thinking of is wearing last season's Armani. What a chronic pain in the ass this one is.

#24 just told us to "F off." that person is a real CSer.

okay #24 you do realize that the way that news is delivered can sway what is understood about it considering most of America is full of tards. You know what is termed 'spin'. Both parties do it and you're the retard. Don't you also realize that the only people who matter are the ones who vote and that's less than the majority. Maybe if you reported news correctly, people wouldn't be so wary of voting because then they actually know who they're putting in office. I can't believe you'd rather put that whipping boy Kerry and his homo lover Edwards in office. I'd rather have the guy who can't pronounce nuclear than the guy who doesn't have any idea where he stands. In fact, Clinton/Gore were the first ones to mention WMD's in 1998, look it up, know your facts. They could've taken us off Middle East oil while they were in office, hell, Carter or Reagan could have, its been around that long its just not as cheap as crude oil. Seriously. World News is my specialty and I'm an Independent. They're all idiots and we're going to die as long as hippies like you prefer to blame Bush for the people who want to behead every one of us including our grandmas and baby girls. I mean really do you realize that its not Bush they're after but democracy itself? All of Europe is in danger too. Did you see the protests in San Fran? People are holding signs on our soil saying "Freedom Go To Hell" dressed in Hezbollah garb touting Palestinian flags. Have you seen the footage of them decapitating our people and the Phillipino people? Its sickening, they tell their children we drink the blood of our elderly by cutting out their hearts. Why don't you go look at Al-Jazeera news and tell me they're reasonable people who report accurately. No offense to Muslims just those who want us dead. I'd drop a bomb on those Christians who want to kill people at abortion clinics just as fast as I'd put a bullet in one of those Islamic tyrant's heads. Seriously, instead of directing your frustration at us who are just having fun, why don't you go after the real bad guys... yourself.

To those who can think on their own, seriously, check out Obsession. A documentary detailing newscasts from the Middle East of Islamic analysts calling America "Beats in human form that must be destroyed" and all that jazz. If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything.
Again, no offense to Muslims who are good people, I know you're out there and are in one of the toughest spots any person of faith can be in.

okay #24 you do realize that the way that news is delivered can sway what is understood about it considering most of America is full of tards. You know what is termed 'spin'. Both parties do it and you're the retard. Don't you also realize that the only people who matter are the ones who vote and that's less than the majority. Maybe if you reported news correctly, people wouldn't be so wary of voting because then they actually know who they're putting in office. I can't believe you'd rather put that whipping boy Kerry and his homo lover Edwards in office. I'd rather have the guy who can't pronounce nuclear than the guy who doesn't have any idea where he stands. In fact, Clinton/Gore were the first ones to mention WMD's in 1998, look it up, know your facts. They could've taken us off Middle East oil while they were in office, hell, Carter or Reagan could have, its been around that long its just not as cheap as crude oil. Seriously. World News is my specialty and I'm an Independent. They're all idiots and we're going to die as long as hippies like you prefer to blame Bush for the people who want to behead every one of us including our grandmas and baby girls. I mean really do you realize that its not Bush they're after but democracy itself? All of Europe is in danger too. Did you see the protests in San Fran? People are holding signs on our soil saying "Freedom Go To Hell" dressed in Hezbollah garb touting Palestinian flags. Have you seen the footage of them decapitating our people and the Phillipino people? Its sickening, they tell their children we drink the blood of our elderly by cutting out their hearts. Why don't you go look at Al-Jazeera news and tell me they're reasonable people who report accurately. No offense to Muslims just those who want us dead. I'd drop a bomb on those Christians who want to kill people at abortion clinics just as fast as I'd put a bullet in one of those Islamic tyrant's heads. Seriously, instead of directing your frustration at us who are just having fun, why don't you go after the real bad guys... yourself.

To those who can think on their own, seriously, check out Obsession. A documentary detailing newscasts from the Middle East of Islamic analysts calling America "Beats in human form that must be destroyed" and all that jazz. If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything.
Again, no offense to Muslims who are good people, I know you're out there and are in one of the toughest spots any person of faith can be in.

Maybe if Jen took a little more pleasure in life and didn't let every little thing get to her, her husband wouldn't have had to cheat on her with a vampire.

Maybe if Jen took a little more pleasure in life and didn't let every little thing get to her, her husband wouldn't have had to cheat on her with a vampire.

All you guys picking on #24, why don't you give it a rest already?

He's the best newspaper editor our High School has seen! ;)

All you guys picking on #24, why don't you give it a rest already?

He's the best newspaper editor our High School has seen! ;)

All you guys picking on #24, why don't you give it a rest already?

He's the best newspaper editor our High School has seen! ;)

All you guys picking on #24, why don't you give it a rest already?

He's the best newspaper editor our High School has seen!

All you guys picking on #24, why don't you give it a rest already?

He's the best newspaper editor our High School has seen!

She should dye her hair.

All you guys picking on #24, why don't you give it a rest already?

He's the best newspaper editor our High School has seen!

Aren't Greek girls hairy? She doesn't seem hairy.

You people crack me up. Who cares indeed. All of us, that's who. That's why it's on CNN and endlessly posted on blogs everywhere (and #9, clearly you don't watch much of the Cable News Network, because it's about as in-depth and dedicated to real journalism as this site). Seriously, only here do people waste countless hours of their (presumably work-)day talking about how little they care about things. And why all the rage? Every person here has lied about their private lives multiple times. Get over it.

You people crack me up. Who cares indeed. All of us, that's who. That's why it's on CNN and endlessly posted on blogs everywhere (and #9, clearly you don't watch much of the Cable News Network, because it's about as in-depth and dedicated to real journalism as this site). Seriously, only here do people waste countless hours of their (presumably work-)day talking about how little they care about things. And why all the rage? Every person here has lied about their private lives multiple times. Get over it.

All you guys picking on #24, why don't you give it a rest already?

He's the best newspaper editor our High School has seen! ;)

i can't tell who is more gay at this point..Aniston, or Cooper Anderson. ..oh and TCLTC.

I'm so sick of these morons complaining about this shit. Dont take a millions of dollars to be in lame movies/lamer tv shows if you dont want to be aggravated!

Is this thing on?

okay #24 you do realize that the way that news is delivered can sway what is understood about it considering most of America is full of tards. You know what is termed 'spin'. Both parties do it and you're the retard. Don't you also realize that the only people who matter are the ones who vote and that's less than the majority. Maybe if you reported news correctly, people wouldn't be so wary of voting because then they actually know who they're putting in office. I can't believe you'd rather put that whipping boy Kerry and his homo lover Edwards in office. I'd rather have the guy who can't pronounce nuclear than the guy who doesn't have any idea where he stands. In fact, Clinton/Gore were the first ones to mention WMD's in 1998, look it up, know your facts. They could've taken us off Middle East oil while they were in office, hell, Carter or Reagan could have, its been around that long its just not as cheap as crude oil. Seriously. World News is my specialty and I'm an Independent. They're all idiots and we're going to die as long as hippies like you prefer to blame Bush for the people who want to behead every one of us including our grandmas and baby girls. I mean really do you realize that its not Bush they're after but democracy itself? All of Europe is in danger too. Did you see the protests in San Fran? People are holding signs on our soil saying "Freedom Go To Hell" dressed in Hezbollah garb touting Palestinian flags. Have you seen the footage of them decapitating our people and the Phillipino people? Its sickening, they tell their children we drink the blood of our elderly by cutting out their hearts. Why don't you go look at Al-Jazeera news and tell me they're reasonable people who report accurately. No offense to Muslims just those who want us dead. I'd drop a bomb on those Christians who want to kill people at abortion clinics just as fast as I'd put a bullet in one of those Islamic tyrant's heads. Seriously, instead of directing your frustration at us who are just having fun, why don't you go after the real bad guys... yourself.

To those who can think on their own, seriously, check out Obsession. A documentary detailing newscasts from the Middle East of Islamic analysts calling America "Beats in human form that must be destroyed" and all that jazz. If we don't stand for something, we'll fall for anything.
Again, no offense to Muslims who are good people, I know you're out there and are in one of the toughest spots any person of faith can be in.

I hate it when this monitoring thing happens.

quoting #33 "i heart jane too... i spewed merlot all over my laptop."

(1) Your choice of Merlot is passe. If you want to sound sophisticated, frankly you probably need to BE more sophisticated.

(2)I think Aniston did the right thing. Why should the mainstream news be overloaded with bad information. Clear up lingering questions of celebrity engagements, pregnancy, anorexia, and paternity.

Good for Jennifer, Reese and Kate.
Next.

quoting #33 "i heart jane too... i spewed merlot all over my laptop."

(1) Your choice of Merlot is passe. If you want to sound sophisticated, frankly you probably need to BE more sophisticated.

(2)I think Aniston did the right thing. Why should the mainstream news be overloaded with bad information. Clear up lingering questions of celebrity engagements, pregnancy, anorexia, and paternity.

Good for Jennifer, Reese and Kate.
Next.

quoting #33 "i heart jane too... i spewed merlot all over my laptop."

(1) Your choice of Merlot is passe. If you want to sound sophisticated, frankly you probably need to BE more sophisticated.

(2)I think Aniston did the right thing. Why should the mainstream news be overloaded with bad information. Clear up lingering questions of celebrity engagements, pregnancy, anorexia, and paternity.

Good for Jennifer, Reese and Kate.
Next.

quoting #33 "i heart jane too... i spewed merlot all over my laptop."

(1) Your choice of Merlot is passe. If you want to sound sophisticated, frankly you probably need to BE more sophisticated.

(2)I think Aniston did the right thing. Why should the mainstream news be overloaded with bad information. Clear up lingering questions of celebrity engagements, pregnancy, anorexia, and paternity. Good for Jennifer, Reese and Kate. Next.

LOL@46

well 24 aniston needs to get over herself. her comparing her crappy love life to the war or other things that really matter is pretty pathetic and sad.

nobody gives a rats ass if she's engaged to vince vaughn. nobodys world is going to shatter if we get false information about jennifer aniston. she should be happy that anybody CARES enough about her to start rumors, because in reality, all she is is a washed up TV actress who cant make a decent movie to save her life. if she wasnt married to brad pitt and then divorced she'd be a huge fucking nobody, trust me.

quoting #33 "i heart jane too... i spewed merlot all over my laptop."

(1) Your choice of Merlot is passe. If you want to sound sophisticated, frankly you probably need to BE more sophisticated.

(2)I think Aniston did the right thing. Why should the mainstream news be overloaded with bad information. Clear the decks on questions of celebrity engagements, pregnancy, and paternity. Good for Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon. Next.

LOL@46

well 24 aniston needs to get over herself. her comparing her crappy love life to the war or other things that really matter is pretty pathetic and sad.

nobody gives a rats ass if she's engaged to vince vaughn. nobodys world is going to shatter if we get false information about jennifer aniston. she should be happy that anybody CARES enough about her to start rumors, because in reality, all she is is a washed up TV actress who cant make a decent movie to save her life. if she wasnt married to brad pitt and then divorced she'd be a huge fucking nobody, trust me.

quoting #33 "i heart jane too... i spewed merlot all over my laptop."

First off, your choice of Merlot is passe. If you want to sound sophisticated, frankly you probably need to BE more sophisticated.

Secondly, I think Aniston did the right thing. Why should the mainstream news be overloaded with bad information. Clear the decks on questions of celebrity engagements, pregnancy, and paternity. Good for Jennifer Aniston and Reese Witherspoon. Next.

I've signed up to say that Jennifer has a face like a slapped arse and I'd very much like her to fall down into a large hole and decide to live there.

I've signed up to say that Jennifer has a face like a slapped arse and I'd very much like her to fall down into a large hole and decide to live there.

Why is no one asking the most important question of all: What kind of dog is she holding!!??

Earth to Jenn: Enjoy the attention while you can. You're hot now, but you Greek chicks do not age well.

LISTEN UP!!! When you get an error message, don't rewrite your message, push enter a couple hundred times and try profusely to get it posted. YOUR ORIGINAL MESSAGE WILL BE POSTED EVENTUALLY...Jesus, if I start to read that ranting god dammed fucking manifesto from SuperShallow one more time I'm gonna gut Jen's little pet!

@92 Sorry about that.

@92 Sorry about that.

Great. Now we get lecture on the state of the modern American media from an onery, hairy, two-bit TV sitcom actress. STFU! All she had to say was Vince and I are not engaged. The End. Instead, she stayed on her shaky pulpit longer than bearable and ranted, forcing her now confirmed stupidity on us.

He was so funny in the wedding crashers funny funny funny funny no really funny

dip dip

@96 - No, what was really funny was when he said:

"IhateyouRonBurgundyIHATEYOU!"

@92 OMG look at the time between #61 & #78. (S)he's doing it on purpose.

@78

I am confused, do you actually have any idea of what you are speaking about because it sounds like you are from Mars. Maybe if you listen to http://www.airamerica.com for a bit you will make a journey back to earth.

#80, 81, 82 etc etc...

Blackberry... If I want your input on what kind of wine I am drinking I will ask your sorry ass to bring me a wine list when you clear my table and tell me the specials of the day.

Hey check it out, I can be sophisticated enough not to post a zillion times. Fucking retard.

This bitch needs to get over herself. Who gives a fuck if the press talk about you! HELLO??? That's why you're called a CELEBRITY. That's what happenes. So little miss big schnoze can just get over herself, because even if she does get married and has kids, Angelina will always be a hotter MILF than she will. Isn't that the main issue here?

FYI, I've seen Jennifer Aniston in person. She's really short and not hot at all, but her publicist was smoke and definitely had a fake rack...large C or small D.

so basically she doesn't like media publishing false stories on her that she didn't start herself...

ok, no WONDER Brad dumped her ass when something better came along. I have been saying this since high school when all the boys had a crush on her in "friends" - she is JUST UGLY. She is ugly, with a bad smile, and bad nose, and long face. The ONLY thing she has going for her is the hair and maybe the body. If you shaved her head, you would know. UGLY. Thank god for Angelina Jolie.
I was aghast and terminally disappointed that someone has hot as brad pitt fell for the "friends" hype and actually married her... and stayed... for 7+ years?
What the hell was he thinking? How could you come home to that self-absorbed sourpuss everynight?

Then, there is Vince, who KNEW Brad was doing Angelina, and like a VULTURE, scooped down and picked the sloppy seconds...rebound...

Aniston and her *tired* career. Vince should get the F out of there (looks like HE HAS) when he's done with putting the notches on his headboard, and get with someone like Lindsay Lohan. That would just be hilarious. Also, ANISTON HAS A SOUR FACE!!!!

#50 Greeks dont age well? and i suppose americans do? ooooh pleeeease
second of all the people who are supposidly team jolie, ur saying that a husband should leave his wife just becuz he found someone prettier? what kind of thinking is that? dumbasses! so what if angie was hotter than jen that doesnt give fuckface the benifit of the doubt of leaving her, and for all u women who support angie, shame on u, and i hope ur boyfriends and husbands leave u for hotter women and then lets see how ur gona handle it! u assholes!

#50 Greeks dont age well? and i suppose americans do? ooooh pleeeease
second of all the people who are supposidly team jolie, ur saying that a husband should leave his wife just becuz he found someone prettier? what kind of thinking is that? dumbasses! so what if angie was hotter than jen that doesnt give fuckface the benifit of the doubt of leaving her, and for all u women who support angie, shame on u, and i hope ur boyfriends and husbands leave u for hotter women and then lets see how ur gona handle it! u assholes!

lol, i guess she's really pissed about either not getting that ring yet, or about the possibility that the ogre will propose to her...