I have to say it, but Jen has definetly gone down a notch with Vince. I don't think what Brad Pitt did with Jolie was right, but he is still smokin' hott.

Yawn.

First! Yeah, baby, it's about time!

We're number one! We're number one!

Anyway, noone really cares about the old girlfriend and the new boyfriend. That situation is not interesting in any arena.

Bring on Angelina Breast Feeding and you got something!...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

I can't remember what we're supposed to call this couple. Was it Viniffer or Vaughniffer? Anivaughn? I think I need a refresher course.

blah blah blah who gives a rats ass about these two anymore.

CRAP!!! Off by 2 minute, Dagnabit! These people are quicker that K-Fed doing Britney!

WOOF!

What is with medias obsession with stars getting married and the second they are they spread rumors of misery until they can spread news of an impending divorce. It's sick. I hope Jen is having a riot with Vince and getting from him what spinless Brad couldn't give her. Jens better off.

I must say I like Vince a whole lot better than Brad.

I'd love to be a "rep" for someone. talk about a cake job--just say NOT TRUE to everything and collect my check. Sweet deal.

I've got $2 on engaged!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

@ #3: If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk. :)

Doesn't that just figure...

US Weekly sucks.

one thing's for sure: their kid could be fat and hanging around with a greek nose.

I cannot tell you how relieved I am that Jen is finally moving on with her life - Jen's heartbreak is of immense importance during the trying times we live in and I for one will sleep better knowing that Jen will finally find the happiness she deserves - I cannot thank you enough for sharing Jen's fabulous life journey with us - we share her pain...

fuck...

i seriously DO NOT believe anyone can get over the fact that of being married to one of the proclaimed hottest men on earth and now fucking a guy not even remotely resembles the term "a good fuck".

jen would have told her rep to say it's not true just to send vince some hidden messages.

I think I'll preempt some bull shit today...
--I want to fuck Jen's rep's honor student
--I want to fuck (insert name here's) honor student x300
--Skull fuck x100
--Jrzmommy wants to fuck her own honor student
--Jrzmommy just commented 6,098,654,467,432,356,325 times in one post
--Excuse my wife, I'll have to smack the bitch x200
--Oh, yeah, I love myself x500
So, with the usual garbage being said, no assholes need post today and the rest of us can go about making fun of pithy celebs at their most pithiest. Shitface, Jrzdaddy,I Fucked Your Honor Student, Lambananas and all the other tired-ass douchebags -- YOU GOT THE DAY OFF!! Rejoice by beheading a Barbie doll!

Sure Brad Pitt was hot. But then he stuck his junk in Angelina's asshole- that crotch is tainted for life.

I'd love to see Jennifer take a box-cutter to Angelina on the red carpet of some award show, and slice open her collagen-packed face. Like that scene from The Empire Strikes Back where Harrison Ford cuts open the snow-animal-thing, and a bunch of rotten tuna casserole comes spilling out. Maybe it all spills out onto Joan Rivers and it smothers her to death. That, friends, is good television.

#16..

Are you just now coming off of a "crack high??"

Vaughn's face looks like an old catchers mitt, and his movies are overrated.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

what's this about borat getting evicted?!

#17 & 18: HAHA you're juz jealous coz angelina is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy hotter than you and you wanna believe that she's hot only because of surgery.

you should just eat some more cake and continue to be a lardass.

Jennifer Aniston is a dirty Greek.

Stacyy is Jennifer Aniston.

This just in: Brad and Angelina like to make out while listening to D'Angelo, while Vaughnitson prefers Luther Vandross. What's the siginificance in relationship to your life and things that you value in this world? Stay tuned to find out!

#24...

Maybe you're just on the rag...

@16 I cannot thank you enough!!! I'll be so glad when school's back in so us adults can get a chance to read and post without trudging through so much bullshit. I'm not being sarcastic, I really am greatful.

@23 You are a racist and should be destroyed.

@28 Just what I'd expect, probably a nigger.

@22 nowhere in my posts will you find my claiming Angelina's ugly.

She seriously pretty in a cosmetically-enhanced, home-wrecking, brother-humping, profoundly charitable spunk-bucket-y way.

To "Wanna pet my (syphilis infested, goat cheese smelling, horse dick fucking) Beaver" :
I can not express how badly I hope someone not of your skin color reads this, finds you, and skins you alive. Then we'll see how pretty you really are. You are worthless.

@31 I said it to make a point, you dumb cunt.

In case you haven't heard this is the "superficial" not some fucking PTA meeting.

Maybe you should have read yesterday's posts before shooting off your mouth.

Yeah you must be way more adult then me, since this is obviously where the adults go.

And P.S. your blog sux and you should be worried about ME showing up at YOUR door and skinning you, you FUPA bitch.

I wanna fuck Jrzmommys' honor student and then skull fuck her, and throw in the one who said "probably a nigger" because thats just to funny!!!!!

Nigger nIGGER Nigger

#32 Shut up. *rolls eyes at the racist*

god we're going to be hearing about this "engagement" news for months to come on and off, so I'm not going to get my panties in a bunch about it
J.A. is talentless and V.V. is ugly and will never be Brad Pitt. End of story.

this shit ain't funny anymo i told u all i cant help being Justin Igger and the comments have gone to far u white devils i will kill you all one day with a goddamn piece of freshly picked cotton

@34 HAHAH!!! You took off your link to your blog? WHY ? Afraid??!?!

BAHAHA you are a fucking retard.

And @33....I'd gladly fuck you.

There are too goddamned many celebrity magazines. I'm so tired of seeing the same four people on the covers over every magazine in the newstand. I mean what the fuck has Jessica Simpson done in the last year or two other than be photographed for those magazines? Same with Jen and Vince...who gives a shit? Give us an update on Natasha Leon in drug Rehab or Tara Reids latest splatterfest with 4 gallons of moonshine and half of the starting lineup for the West Va. Mountaineers.

I forecast tomorrow's gossip to be...

Aniston in love triangle with Brad and Vince while Angelina minds baby.

http://www.exposay.com/jennifer-aniston/1/c/1088/

@38 Thank you so much for that! I needed a good laugh! You're so right! Again, thank you.

Before commenting about the "dirty greek" post, please read the comments under Nicole Richie story.

It'll be an enlightening experience.

P.S. Vince Vaughn looks like chicken fried rice left out in the sun too long. But Brad lowered his standards too by taking the brother-kissing, brothel-going, my lips got stung by a bee Jolie.

@40 Take your PC twattish self elsewhere.

Yeah, Vince may not be the most handsome dude in the universe, but at least Jen won't have to beat him away from the mirror when she wants to mirror-kissing time. And she won't have to worry about Vince constantly bogarting all the Sun-In at the house, too.

Can't believe no one has said this yet: what about the rumors that Vince Vaughn is gay? Ted Casablanca says that that relationship if definitely fake (but doesn't say why).

Just to clear the air and get this all wrapped up. I don't care what the person meant by "dirty Greek". To refer to an entire country of people as "dirty" is racist (look up the definition). To use tha "n" word is racist. To make fun of mentally handicaped people is sick and evil. I don't see why it is so acceptable to do those things. It's one thing to tease someone because of thier ugly shirt or an easily correctable bad decision. But to slam people for the beautiful things that make them unique is ... utterly stupid.

45--Bad fashion sense is terminally irreversible and most definately not an easily correctable bad decision. Just look at M-K Olsen, Tara Reid and Cher, to name a few.

@45 FEEL FREE TO LEAVE.

And btw, I am not racist. I like everyone, niggers, spics, gooks, wops, fags, dykes, jews, sand niggers, etc.

So go flic your bic and STFU!

@46 LMFAO Right indeed. I stand corrected.

I hope Brad remembers to tie a board to his puny ass before fucking Angie- he might fall in! And as for Jennifer- I hope Vince has one ENORMOUS cock to make up for his lack of talent and looks.
That's all.

Since we are stereotyping people, don't Greeks like it up the ass??

Penis size... yes, downplay is good... tends to make other men feel insecure. God knows I get asked how men can enlarge their penis at least once a day-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/penis-enlargment.htm

I'll only believe they're engaged if I see some photos of her topless or of Vinnie going downtown for a little Greek salad. I realize that has nothing to do with anything, I just thought I'd throw it out there because I could load up on Metamucil and stool softener after a spicy Mexican meal and still not give a shit...

I hear Greek girls in Europe smell like pungent (though not virgin) olive oil... is that true?

PLain Jane Aniston is the lamest fuck in Hollywood. After I finally finished after 35 grueling minutes in the missionary position and came on her belly she exclaimed, "EWWWWWW! You got "it" on me!!!" Not that I am a Vince Vaughn fan but dude you can do better that tasting Brad's cock everytime you eat that snatch. Get a grip man you've made it!

Chinnifer is an ugly twat with a nose and boob job. That selfish attention hungry whore can't act and all she does is whine and cry to anyone who'll listen about her stupid divorce and life. Most of her movies bombed and I'm sick of seeing her playing Rachel in every role she's in.

Vince on the hand is funny and can do waaaaay better than that boring and talentless bitch.

biatcho - Hopeless_ ask me to invite you to a party over at: www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com . He's got a new name "cock"- something or other
He'll want you to bring a gift!

PS He's in the witness protection program so keep it hush, hush.

Yawn. Not interested.

Vince Vaughn is funny but not terribly interesting, and Jennifer Aniston does nothing but whine and moan about how insensitive her ex-husband is for daring to move on with his life and have a family. And I'm tired of this one-note actress groaning about how much she wants a big movie career, when she isn't talented or charismatic enough for one.

(Yo, Jen, you're 37, you're whiny, you're very plain-looking, you never have anything interesting to say, and your only movie hit is due to your boyfriend being funny. The only reason you haven't been relegated to "sitcom has-been" is that you were once married to Brad, who is now shagging a sexy mom o' three with an Oscar -- in other words, you should just give up gracefully while you're ahead)

Vinnifer or Jince? Which one is better?

Fakest 'couple' ever. The Break Up about to come out on DVD in the US is it?

... the public may or may not care...

I think these two made a boring movie together and part of the promotion for the boring movie was that they appear to be having a real relationship but of course they weren't and the movie was a bomb and now they've gone their seperate ways. Can we drop it now?

Jennifer Aniston is boring but Brad is worse;he's only with Angelina because he thinks she will make his life more interesting than spending his time decorating his house with tiffany lamps and meeting with architects and making fun of Oprah's gay boyfriend dancing. I can't wait til Jolie gets tired of her new sperm donor on her way to martyrdom a la Mia Farrow. Maybe she'll go the Brigette Bardot route and start a wild extinct animal farm on her estate.

I don't like either one of these two but they are much more classy than the bloodsucker and her man bitch, that's for sure. Rumor has it that Pitt's dick actually fell off after sleeping with the disease ridden blood sucking whore. Well deserved, and let's face it, we've seen the Playgirl photos, not much of a loss.