August 3, 2006
Jenna Jameson gets waxed
As if there weren't enough creepy temptations around the world, Jenna Jameson has become the first porn star to be immortalized at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. And in future news, creepy perverts break into Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum and are caught trying to have sex with a wax figure of Jenna Jameson. Which they later realize isn't Jenna Jameson at all. Or even a wax figure. They were just doing it with the trash can. Because that's what creepy perverts do. They hump things.

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Comments
1. Posted by combustion8 on August 3, 2006 12:50 PM
I'd hit it.
2. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 12:50 PM
I wonder how many candles had to die to make those tits of hers???
3. Posted by At-Law on August 3, 2006 12:50 PM
I would do her...I mean it...I mean...I am just lonely and horny!!!
4. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on August 3, 2006 12:50 PM
MUCH better idea than a sculpture of some ugly little midget baby.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
5. Posted by fierce on August 3, 2006 12:50 PM
Aww I coulda been 1st );
6. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 12:51 PM
Do you suppose they do everything anatomically correct? Like a wax clitoris??
And SECOND, NYAHHHHHHH, nyaaaahhh..
7. Posted by Italian Stallion on August 3, 2006 12:51 PM
I've seen her get waxed for years, how is that news?
8. Posted by fierce on August 3, 2006 12:51 PM
It does look ridiculously real, though.
9. Posted by MrsHoilman on August 3, 2006 12:52 PM
She is alot more tan than the wax figure.
10. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 12:52 PM
Sadly, I think the wax figure looks better - probably more lively in bed too...I think the other one has snorted too much coke...
11. Posted by penguinwaddle on August 3, 2006 12:53 PM
@9 ..Yeah the tan, that's what we are all looking at.
12. Posted by CoJo on August 3, 2006 12:53 PM
I think the effect would of been 1000 times better if Jenna came dressed just like her wax counterpart.
13. Posted by combustion8 on August 3, 2006 12:54 PM
Jennas starting to look like that catwoman freak.. btw when did she move to Newport Beach?
14. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 12:54 PM
By the way, I know this is just TOO obvious, but who the fuck is Jenna Jameson and what does she do, besides spread her legs for a living??
15. Posted by Spindoc on August 3, 2006 12:54 PM
I love that she makes more per year than Paris Hilton.
16. Posted by ScriptRadar on August 3, 2006 12:56 PM
That's the best pose they came up with? Wickity-wack!
17. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 12:56 PM
I'll bet the guys who work at the museum sneak into the displays late at night and masturbate to Jenna's waxy little twat and probably more...
18. Posted by Jules on August 3, 2006 12:56 PM
i don't think I like the pose they used for her wax figure...
19. Posted by Bioplant on August 3, 2006 12:56 PM
My penis approves.
20. Posted by MissE on August 3, 2006 12:58 PM
Jenna Jameson is awesome and all, but it's been what, like 2 days since the last LoHo in a bikinni... and my work day is incomplete without her fire crotch, skeletor self. Fantastic.
21. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 12:58 PM
I guess if ther's a power failure and they run out of candles they could always light her nipples...
22. Posted by CoJo on August 3, 2006 1:00 PM
I think this was just something that they caught the wax artist making and forced him to put it on display as punishment.
23. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 1:00 PM
I wonder if they flip a coin to see who gets to "make" her tits, or her little wax snatch...
Probably if you get written up you get delegated to making wax figures of Barbara Walters or Rosie O'Donnell or Star Jones until you shape up!! Then you graduate back to Pammy Anderson or some other waxy little slut...
24. Posted by endometriorama on August 3, 2006 1:01 PM
i love jenna. i can't help it. i miss her brown hair. where is the ron jeremy wax figure?
25. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 1:02 PM
I'll bet they get boners while they make these wax figures...
26. Posted by combustion8 on August 3, 2006 1:02 PM
I cant get over her kelly lebrock'ish face.. its freaking me out.
27. Posted by At-Law on August 3, 2006 1:03 PM
I wonder if the wax figure is racist too?
28. Posted by eXtasyStef on August 3, 2006 1:04 PM
Damn. Maybe there were too many questions about where the wax baby came from by tourist kids, so they put Jenna in to answer them. Next they'll recreate the Britney Spears Birth Statue in wax next to in, to truly clarify. or maybe that's next...Britney pushing out Kid #2.
Ew. I grossed myself out.
29. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 1:07 PM
#28...
I just puked up a teeny bit of my Cheez Whiz and toast after reading that...
30. Posted by honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah on August 3, 2006 1:07 PM
Oh my god! Shades of Hammer horror. The wax figure moved between pictures 1 and 2!!! ooooo-wwweeEEEEeee-ooooooooo
31. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 3, 2006 1:08 PM
@20 - Here's a nude shot of firecrotch... who knew??? Click above ↑↑↑
What a ripoff. I want to see the waxed ones tits full on!!
32. Posted by andrewthezeppo on August 3, 2006 1:08 PM
Who visits wax museums? Honestly, what kinda of person wants to walk around and see wax figures that look like somebody killed their favorite celebrities and dipped them in plastic?
33. Posted by andrewthezeppo on August 3, 2006 1:10 PM
ps On second inspection, the wax figure is much prettier and looks a lot more human than the actual Jenna, that's kinda sad....I still like her because she said she took her name because she liked that kind of whiskey.
34. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 3, 2006 1:11 PM
I know what I want for Christmas now, Santa...
35. Posted by jrzmommy on August 3, 2006 1:12 PM
Hey Brangelina--you're right up there with the porn stars! good for you guys!
What do people tell their kids when they come across this display? "Oh, Suzy, that's Jenna Jameson, a famous adult film star. She does double penetration!! Want a juicebox?"
36. Posted by RichPort on August 3, 2006 1:12 PM
It would have been more fun if flesh Jenna were photographed going down on wax Jenna... better than incestuous twins I tell you.
I remember seeing an Ali G Show episode from the UK where he was visiting the Cannes Porn Film Festival. Before interviewing Jenna he said "Imagine meeting someone you've had over FREE TOUSAND masturbations over...". That still kills me.
37. Posted by penguinwaddle on August 3, 2006 1:17 PM
I feel bad for the poor bastard who has to do the janitorial work around there, as he is now a jizz mopper like in the 25 cent peep booths.
38. Posted by combustion8 on August 3, 2006 1:18 PM
Now if only her wax snatch were a pez dispenser, I'd be in heaven.
39. Posted by MultipleSpaceys on August 3, 2006 1:18 PM
I don't get why the wax figure is trying to touch its elbows together.
40. Posted by jrzmommy on August 3, 2006 1:18 PM
Fake hair
Fake lips
Fake tits
Wait, what's the difference between the two again?
41. Posted by MultipleSpaceys on August 3, 2006 1:19 PM
Is it doing that to taunt Jessica Simpson?
42. Posted by pinky_nip on August 3, 2006 1:29 PM
I wonder how many will wax off to this?
43. Posted by DancingQueen on August 3, 2006 1:29 PM
Wouldn't it have been more life-like if it had a cock in it's mouth?
44. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 3, 2006 1:30 PM
all wax museums are retarded!
"oh look son, there is some wax that looks like somebody"
"you suck dad"
45. Posted by Kg on August 3, 2006 1:36 PM
#5 but you weren't ^^
Looks pretty real, I bet the janitor will have alot of "late nights"
46. Posted by biatcho on August 3, 2006 1:36 PM
Why did they go to all the trouble covering up those mammoth balloons? I say if you're gonna do it, do it all the way. You want porn stars in your tourist dump of a wax museum you gotta show tits & vagina.
It's what Jesus would want.
47. Posted by biatcho on August 3, 2006 1:37 PM
This is also kind of like a fountain in a mall - instead of throwing coins at it you spooge on its face for good luck.
48. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 3, 2006 1:39 PM
Her dad was on the Las Vegas Metro P.D. when I was living there. He pulled me over once when I was drunk and doing 85 mph in a school zone. I got belligerent with him and spouted, "you motherfucker I'm going to fuck you" and "the fucking jews are the cause of all the wars... you're not jewish are you?" I looked at his name tag through bleary eyes I saw JAMESON. I slurred out, "Isn't your daughter the porno star with the "sugar boobies"?" Who knew twenty some years later, old Mel Gibson would refine my statment to include sugar tits.
My hand to God, the above story is true.
49. Posted by Mandi Rewis on August 3, 2006 1:43 PM
Don't tell me I am the only one who noticed you can see real Jenna's underwear in picture 2... Does this make me a lesbian?
50. Posted by RichPort on August 3, 2006 1:45 PM
#35
Juicebox?!?!?!? Is that sort of euphemism for coochie??? And to little kids no less... I thought I was bad for telling my nephew his mom was a cum gargler, but you, my lady, have taken it too far...
(p.s. do you have that DP movie? I'm, er, doing research...)
51. Posted by danielle on August 3, 2006 1:46 PM
sad sick nation of retards you are*
52. Posted by Reid on August 3, 2006 1:46 PM
Actually, I think you can buy a wax figure of Jenna and have it delivered to your home.
And by "wax", I mean "inflatable". Not that I'm sure about that.
http://www.reidaboutit.com/blog.htm
53. Posted by clarknova on August 3, 2006 1:50 PM
It doesn't make you a lesbian, unles I'm a lesbian too, and I'm guy.
54. Posted by combustion8 on August 3, 2006 1:54 PM
@49
I'm shocked and appalled she would even wear panties, isn't it in her contract shes not ever allowed to wear panties? ...ever.
55. Posted by Nedra93 on August 3, 2006 1:55 PM
Wax on... wax off...
56. Posted by jrzmommy on August 3, 2006 1:55 PM
50--Thanks, now when my son says, "Mom can I have a juicebox" today when I pick him up from day camp (and every day from here on in), I'm going to either vomit or laugh and both responses will be confusing to the little guy. From the bottom of my heart, thank you for transforming this innocent every day word into a new slang term for pussy.
57. Posted by ChikaDeeDeeDee on August 3, 2006 2:01 PM
Didn't she already have wax tits, just underneath her real skin?
...They REALLY should have broken the mould the FIRST time around.
Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "skank wax" which, er, I just coined.
58. Posted by RichPort on August 3, 2006 2:03 PM
#56
I think I'm gonna let my wife know I want a juicebox as soon as I get home.
59. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 3, 2006 2:10 PM
#56 Maybe instead of asking your son if he wants a juicebox, asking him if he wants a pussy?
Shrugs shoulders
60. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 3, 2006 2:12 PM
I preferred the old Jenna, before the Pamela-sized tits, chin implant and God-knows-what. Now she looks haggard, like the porn star she is. And stop with the tattoos already. She's flirting with completely ruining herself a'la Janine. The sad thing is her wax counterpart probably makes for better conversation.
61. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 3, 2006 2:13 PM
I preferred the old Jenna, before the Pamela-sized tits, chin implant and God-knows-what. Now she looks haggard, like the porn star she is. And stop with the tattoos already. She's flirting with completely ruining herself a'la Janine. The sad thing is her wax counterpart probably makes for better conversation.
62. Posted by combustion8 on August 3, 2006 2:18 PM
I had a juice box last night, an asian juicebox.
63. Posted by ChikaDeeDeeDee on August 3, 2006 2:21 PM
She already had wax tits, just below her real skin.
They REALLY should've broken the mould the first time around.
64. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 3, 2006 2:24 PM
Take this with her virtual sex DVD and you have a fun night-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/jenna-jameson-videos.htm
65. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 3, 2006 3:27 PM
Take this with her virtual sex DVD and you have a fun night-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/jenna-jameson-videos.htm
66. Posted by ANGELKIMMY on August 3, 2006 3:49 PM
SHE IS A TRASHY, UGLY, DISEASED SLUT! I DON'T GET IT!
67. Posted by Aimtrue on August 3, 2006 3:50 PM
Why didn't they stick a big candle in her mouth- or any other hole, to show how she has contributed to the world? I wonder what the little sing says in front of her display
Jenna Jameson
Born April 9, 1974 in Las Vegas Nevada. Jenna has appeared in over 100 porn films where she has sucked fucked licked and tasted every posisble opening and bodily fluid known to man. Jenna is a private person and refuses to reveal the number of STD's she has had over the years. She remains stonrg stating: "I try my hardest to push the point that I am a feminist. I really think it's important that people know that the women in this industry are empowered." At which point she bent over and took a 13 inch dildo up her ass.
68. Posted by LL on August 3, 2006 3:56 PM
You people are cracking my shit up. I have to second (or third) what was said above - who goes to wax museums? Why would you look at a wax figure of people who are still alive, much less ones who've been dead for hundreds of years? The only thing creepier and odder than wax museums are people who go to them. Who looks at wax figures for entertainment? That would be one sad-ass vacation, if the wax museum is the highlight.
RE "Wouldn't it have been more life-like if it had a cock in it's mouth?"
HILARIOUS
and "This is also kind of like a fountain in a mall - instead of throwing coins at it you spooge on its face for good luck."
WHAT A GOOD IDEA....
69. Posted by jrzmommy on August 3, 2006 3:59 PM
59-because he's three and sex jokes involving him make me sick.
70. Posted by 86 on August 3, 2006 4:00 PM
Who hasn't hit it?
71. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 3, 2006 4:04 PM
The head and arms a totally different colour. I'm thinking that's Pallis Hirrton hiding behind a naked store dummy.
72. Posted by Hopeless_Screenwriter on August 3, 2006 4:28 PM
@47. Biatcho. It's all ready been done. I took my 12 yr. old nephew to the museum the other day. The line for Jenna was like super long, and I was in a hurry, so I took him to the wax 'Roseanne Barr' there was no line at all, and he didin't seem to mind. I told him if he jerks off and blows his load in her face he can make a wish and it will come true (No pun intended).
I fucked it all up though, because it wasn't the wax Roseanne, it was some fat lady resting on a bench eating nachos. Who knew? It was any honest mistake, anyway does anyone know a good place to get bail bonds?
Hopeless
73. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 4:29 PM
If you look real hard, you can see the janitor furiosly masturbating behind the curtain waiting his turn to sniff the bear rug when the non-wax Jenna has finished with it...
AFter that, he'll have a juicebox and finish mopping the floor...
And #49, yes, I'm afraid you're a lesbian...
74. Posted by Donny_Appleseed on August 3, 2006 4:35 PM
@72 *sighs* You're dreamy.
75. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 4:35 PM
But I heard he got fired after he slathered Turtle Wax all over the REAL Jenna...
76. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 4:44 PM
Maybe at night all the wax figures come to life and Jenna has sex with everyone in the room...
Oh, wait a minute, she does that in real life too...
Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just glad to see me??
77. Posted by jrzmommy on August 3, 2006 4:54 PM
Jenna Jameson has tons of money and that RAG is all she could come up with to wear? did she borrow it from Mariah Carey? Jesus, stick to not wearing any clothes at all like ususal if that's the best you can do.
78. Posted by HarryNipples on August 3, 2006 5:07 PM
#77
Frederick's of Hollywood ran out of "Hello Kitty" Baby Dolls, so she had to go to K-Mart and pick up a Jaclyn Smith house dress...trouble is, she went out the door without the top...Jaclyn would never dress like such a fucking slut...
79. Posted by biatcho on August 3, 2006 5:16 PM
#72, Hopeless - NO SHIT! You too?? That's just bizarre. So I had the same Saturday night as Mel Gibson and the same play date with my nephew as you did. Universe, you've done it AGAIN!
80. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 3, 2006 6:55 PM
#69 jrzmommy - Please accept my humble apology for that ignorant comment. Chalk it up to a brain cramp. I never want to upset a mommy... especially a jrzmommy.
Walks away with tail between it's legs
81. Posted by Berrylicious on August 3, 2006 7:10 PM
wow did they mold her vagina too?
82. Posted by mnxygrl on August 3, 2006 10:00 PM
i still think she's so hot. lol...besides, being a girl, i think if i said anything derogatory i would be labeled jealous. and yes, i am jealous. i would love to look like her and maybe do her...if she was cleaner that is...
83. Posted by Jeremy1Esq on August 3, 2006 11:06 PM
There is nothing positive about a woman who does porn. Who would be proud of her and what she does. I like porn as much as anyone and it certainly has its benefits, but no one in it should be famous. This girl is a plain skank.
84. Posted by radio_siren on August 3, 2006 11:07 PM
@67 -
That was both hilarious and depressing at the same time, due to the fact that I had no idea that this ho is 2 years younger than me!
I saw her on some infomercial a while back and she looked plastic and used up. I could've sworn she was like 10 years older than me.
85. Posted by eXtasyStef on August 3, 2006 11:15 PM
Hey, give her credit. She gets paid for what so many people do for free.
I had to get married to get paid for sex...
I mean, how shameful. Porn is bad.
86. Posted by Astriastar on August 3, 2006 11:29 PM
The wax Jenna is much hotter. The real one seems to be morphing into Amanda Lepore in the second pic.
87. Posted by jrzmommy on August 4, 2006 10:28 AM
83--I like the way they say they're the ones who are in control. Mmm hmm...keep telling yourselves that while the strange men with you blow their umpteenth load in your face. Yep, all the control in the world there, babe. You rule.
88. Posted by dimestoredetective on August 4, 2006 1:15 PM
I'd love to see some footage of the real jenna going down on the wax version. Or vice versa.
It shouldn't be any different than those wax vampire teeth I chewed on as a kid.
89. Posted by ChikaDeeDeeDee on August 4, 2006 4:01 PM
@81 Likely stuffed a whoopie cushion in the groin, covered it with hot wax, had the ho blow it up herself until the wax hardened.
I hear Jenna keeps returning to re-inflate the thing every so often just so she can hear it make realistic pussy farts just like her own....or is it Lohan doin' it for crack?
90. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 5, 2006 4:38 PM
That pose is the same one she did in one of her movies - picking up quarters with her snatch...
91. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 5, 2006 4:48 PM
That pose is the same one she did in one of her movies - picking up quarters with her snatch...
92. Posted by ToiletDuck on August 6, 2006 4:07 PM
The pose is a re-creation of Jenna's best party trick, hat is, picking up quarters off the floor with her snatch..