Could I be first?

Did somebody die?

http://www.celebslam.com

I believe he's got razorblades in his back pocket, and he's going to go record a song titled "Why do i sleep, when all I have are nightmares?"

at least he lost the extra pounds from Bobby.

I'd still bang him 17 ways to Sunday and enjoy every minute of it.

Oh wait- I forgot he's slept with Lindsay. Never mind. I can get past the goth I'm-half-dead look, because we all know he can clean up, but I can't excuse anyone sleeping with that coked-out whore.

Nothing says alternative rock like a pair of silver crocs.

He has a cool name and that's it. Not hot at all.

He's got a purty mouth. I bet he'd be real popular in jail.

I bet people who post "FIRST" would not be so popular in jail, and would likely be stabbed with a shiv before being skull fucked.

dude looks like he got boobies, I wanna give em' a good hard titty twister

I'm feeling a sudden need to listen to Morrissey, take my steel-toe Doc Martens out of hiding and put some black lipstick on.

i am so bothered by crocs busting out of the hospital and into everyday-wear. they are the most disturbing part of his enitre ensemble. the ugliest shoes imaginable but are forgivable when you're in the ER sloshing around in human juice of one sort or another and need dishwasher safe footwear. i thought it was just all the crunchy granolas living around here but apparently it's much scarier than i initially imagined...

He looks like a dyke

He looks like a dyke

pic #2

senor', senor, por favor un minuto por favor mi amour, I'll do anything por you, I'll suck you right now, por favor no leave yet, senor', senor...

Eyeliner, eye shadow, and nurses clogs... he must have found one of Lohan's old sweaters, picked it up to reminisce, and, after squeezing it and getting attacked by a puff of stale cocaine, stumbled around aimlessly before being told convinced was really a teenage emo chick. Either that or he's having a Rodman moment and will be marrying himself next week. Bitch.

cocaine's a helluva drug.

I've been waiting for Joan Jett to make a comeback!! This is great! Rock on Joa-----what? That's not Joan Jett from Joan Jett and the Blackhearts? It's who? Jared Leto? Oh. Well why the fuck does Jared Leto look like a chick juvenile delinquent?

Sick!!

he's got the body of a 55 year old woman.

he looks like an actor pretending to be a rockstar.

he does his makeup better than i do... that ain't right

He looks like Todd from Wedding Crashers

Todd... Would it kill you to play some competitive sports... once in a while?

JLLTC.

The guy is wearing more eye make-up than Jessica Simpson. Seriously, what guy is gonna look in the mirror before they go out and put on 5 layers of eye-liner?? Somebody must have told him ONCE on the set of "My So Called Life" that the stage make-up made his eyes look nice and he's never gotten over it.

He's an emo goth version of Victor Victoria.

he looks like an actor pretending to be a rockstar.

I don't care what any of you say. He's one sexy mofo who I would bang non stop.

My five year old nephew wants his jacket back. he looks like he bought it at the little boys section of "Hot Topic". Doesn't quite cover his man boobies

@23: Lets play tummy sticks!

I hate crocs.
I don't even know who this guy is.
/wrist

i'd still totally bang him 1000 times in a roll nonstop.

31-he's an actor and lead singer of 30 seconds to mars

he looks like a woman... are those breasts?

I hate crocs as well

fag!

Marilyn Mansons freaky brother??

http://www.marilynmansonimages.com/bigpic21.htm

If you hate crocs you haven't tried them. It is an odd look here though...

#26 EXCELLENT!!!

I live in Colorado, we're the ones who started the whole Croc trend. His lame ass emo band just played here a month or two ago. Coincidence? Methinks NOT.

So, I guessing, they wear Crocs on the moon? Why could he not have gotten the bright orange ones or the firecrotch red pair? He needs to draw all attention away from anything above his ankles.

Hey, I saw that guy in Hot Topic!

hes so hot! what is he doing! he has on tighter pants then i do! adn those stupid crocs things! oh god! we need to help his sexy ass

Everyone who talks shit about how ugly Crocs are has never tried a pair. I effen lurve mine, I just try not to be seen in them.

as if the crocs weren't bad enough- he's paired them with tapered leg jeans. i mean, if i'd have spent ANY time w/ ho-han, i'd probably not know how to dress either, but don't these guys have handlers? or someone to say, "Jared, I'm not sure what you're going for, but Bjork is laughing at you."

what happened to him?? or her???
i thought it was Hohan for a minute there....

truth is requiem for a dream rules

Number 4, you mean Chapter 27. He's so hot without make-up...I'd hit it.

#41- Did you just, in writing, admit that you go to Hot Topic?

i understand the fact that skinny jeans are back, but that doesn't mean everyone should wear them

what happened to the HOT Jared Leto???

He used to look good, back during Urban Legend time.

#18. Joan Jett is looking way better than Leto these days.

And she's got, what, 30 years on him?

Jared, please come back! I miss you in all your wholesome, clean-cut, suburban-edgy goodness. ~Barbara, http://babas.typepad.com

he is gorgeous

30 seconds to mars = bad A in concert!

What's his band called? "Joan Jett Trannie McStepford?"

Didn't he used to be cute?

"bad A" jenny Mack?

I had some bad A once at Woodstock....

He's soooo fine, I'd do him untill he starts to beg for me to stop!

he used to be so hot..

that is one hot goth chick !!

To all the women who said Jared's hot, yeah, you're dykes, by the way. HE LOOKS LIKE A CHICK.

Hey it's an Olson twin!!

The blocks of cheese from space on his feet really tie the whole outfit together.

Looking kind lame, but some strategic removal of all of his clothing would remedy the problem qutie nicely.

I'd ride him HARD and LONG and put him away wet. Wait, I wouldn't put him away!

Halloween comes early this year! Looks like he was tryin to look like Theron in Aeon Flux and failed miserably. Looks more like a pre-pubescent girl trying to look goth and failing. Sad.

...and for the girls on this site who proclaim they'd ride him hard and long - you really have low low standards don't you?

#60 - You're SO right. God! Now there's so much I have go change in my life. First, get rid of that wookie husband of mine. Next, forget thick, hard, hot cock and start practice my carpet munching techniques.

What was I thinking?!?!? Thanks for clearing it all up for me!

#65 - you have no idea how low . . .

I don't think there's a fuglier shoe in existence...I see those plastic atrocities everywhere, and they all look like they came from the reject bin at Wal-Mart.

Unless you're gardening, working at the hospital (as I saw someone mention) or happen to work as one of the little Swedish girls in the It's a Small World ride, you have no excuse to wear those.

Holy shit! Dave Navarro and Marilyn Manson had a baby.

Eww, It's Jordan Catalano's ugly, depressed sister.

he wears those shoes because he has gout because of all the weight he had to gain for a movie he's doing. not because he wants to look bad in them. and yeah i have REALLY low standards, he's sexy, him and peter steel

That's not Jared Leto. Clearly, that first pic is Courtney Cox. Or Assley Simpson.

He looks llike his ex- Cameron with her new dark hair. Or is she trying to look like him? Hmmmmm..... Yeah yeah whatever, Crocs may be comfortable and all but they are still ugly and gay.

the whole look is definitely, uh, odd.

when did they start calling them "crocs"?

and i guarantee the look didn't start in colorado. we all wore them back in the seventies, and they were called "clogs".
based on the handcarved shoes from denmark or holland or sweden, something like that.
and mommy, yeah, my kid wears them for work, she be a med. assistant.

I am from Boulder, Colorado where Crocs were started and I admit when I first started watching people around here wear them I thought it was a stupid fad. Then more and more people began wearing them and I thought why are they wearing those goofy shoes? That is until I tried them on... ahhh, comfortable like no other shoe. Now my whole family wears them. Sorry to those who need to look cool at every moment... pick on us all you want... these shoes are heaven.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

crocs r cool. yo.

HA HA JUST KIDDING! UNLESS YOU ARE JARED LETO THEN DUUUUHH THEY WILL GO SO GREAT WITH YOUR NEO-GOTH OUTFIT.

PERFECTO!

He's a pube. He looks just like Camron Diaz now. Or she looks just like him. Whutever..they're both ugly as a sack full of assholes hanging on a mud fence.

Many moons ago I saw him backstage at a concert looking sheepish. It was in the early 90's when grunge was in. He was all decked out in his best lumberjack ware. Now this emo thing...does this dude not have a personality of his own? He always seems so akward. He seems so desperate for attention. Still, I guess he keeps up with the "times"

Wow, he's got bigger titties than Keira Knightley

http://wampoon.com/

I was in love with Jordan Catalano and I would've fucked him in Requiem but then he had to go and get a piece of firecrotched ass. At least he's not fat anymore...

I thought Crocs started in Australia? I saw them everywhere a few years back. I've tried them, they are stupid shoes. But then I could be wrong, I don't often hang out in Boulder looking for fashion trends.

Bad look Jared. But under that make up he's still sexy!

I'd hit it!

thank god kelly osbourne finally shed a few lbs...

They're almost as ugly as jelly shoes and they look ridiculous on adults. My daughter has a pair but she's only 6. One day she'll look at a pic of herself wearing them and think, oh God, those were disgusting!

Gosh, I wish all the rockers of the world would put on their crocs. That's hot.

WOW, I like the guy but i have always said...he just doesn't look the same since he got fat. And some of the comments are great people. KEEP them coming! hahaaaa

Lesbian...

He's got boobies like a 12 year old girl.

I thought Ultraviolet was a fictional character.

Please tell me that's not Jared Leto. I mean seriously, tell me its not him and I can continue living life. Until then...well.....FUCK! Did anyone watch My So Called Life? How can this be the same person????!

ahhhh damn it.. I was defending him until this... *sigh*.. he's still hot, just not here.. Jordan Catalano was hot.. But not this emo with the fugly crocs. I don't care how comfortable they are, they are ugly, and some people seem to think they're cool.. Sad.

It looks like he's trying to be Davey Havok.

he kicked ass in requiem for a dream, but is he a goth or something in real life ?

65-Indeed I said I would ride him long and hard, but I must admit....the crocs and makeup are a BIT much. I'm still thinking of him in his earlier days in requiem and yes, even my so called life. eh...who am i kidding..I'd still ride em long and hard! He's a sexy mofo under all that ish.

Shit, I thought that was Pink.

Poor little Jared Leto
With silvery shoes on his feet-oh
Resembles a crow
That sniffed too much blow
And then went totally emo.

JLLTC = Jared Leto Love The Croc.

oops...thats .."LOVES the Croc"! My bad.

fuck..I killed it.

100th!

What's with that big ol' floppy belt hanging out?

my so called gay boy!

Looks like a slimmer Liza Manelli to me!

I just saw the pictures, I didn't read the article. Why are we all picking on Joan Jett?

http://www.reidaboutit.com

my gaydar beeps everytime i see those pictures.

I have those same shoes! HAHA. Got them at Harris Teeter last fall.
they're comfy and cute, tis all. I heard he has gout, which is why he wears them. My father has gout and he still eats red-meat, it's disgusting.Love the band, 30 seconds to mars, Tomo rocks! Their video "The kill(bury me)" is just like the shining, it's awesome. It should win like 10 awards.
Have a dreary day!

Omgah, it wasn't Harris Teeter, it was Henry's my bad..

Jared Leto will go back to normal clothes, he's just getting over all the weight-loss again. Still one of the most beautiful men alive. Papa Razi shots don't do him justice here.

Jared is so cool, sexy, the most gorgeous human being in the universe, and always knows what looks good. He is light years ahead of everyone in style and anyone who puts him down is either jealous or a big fat ignorant redneck - or both. You only wish you had what he's packing. This pic gives me shivers - he's so sensuous! Every A-List bimbo in L.A. has either had him or wants to have him. So to you losers who denigrate him - eat it and weep!

funny that to top off his depressing appearance, he choses to wear metallic silver Croc's...which are gardening shoes...wtf??

Obviously, there are a lot of morons out there with too much time on their hands. Get a life of your own and let the man live his the way he chooses!