Aug 21 2006Hulk Hogan and his neon banana hammock

could he be any tanner? geesh. he looks like a paper bag on steroids.

First!!! hahahaha

"Get in my belly!!!"

damn, not first!

thats a sock

I'd like to erase this vision from my memory, please.
I'd also like to take every single goddamned annoying motherfucking cock-eating shit-licking ass-rimming old-man-feltching fist-fucking piece of fucked up pathetic diarreah coming out of the ass of an old syphilis infected boxcar hobo motherfucker who types "FIRST", and rip their intestines out their asshole and make them eat it.

Did he get those sunglasses out a cereal box?

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Huh.

I see the little Hulkster is a victim of years of steroids. And that speedo and straw hat are the victims of the fashion police. Everyone loses.

#5, you're just pissed you didn't get first.

i didn't know hulk hogan was black!

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Disgusting!

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damn, if that ain't a sock, Linda must be an incredibly happy woman!

The first story you put out on your new server and we're looking at HH's pecker? Shit. Let's have a big titty (and I mean female, thank you) story to even things out. This might be a good story for Tom Cruise, though.

If it wasn't for the moustache and long blonde hair he would just look like your run of the mill freak...instead of a famous one. I wouldn't recognize him without it.

Taco, Burrito, is that a Slim Jim in his Speedo?

Jesus, he is dark. I didn't know he was trying to become black.

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Ahhhh...an old maroon man, with man-titties and chicken legs.
My favorite. And yes, all my favorite things make me vomit profusly all over my screen.

The Hulkster rules, brother! Whatcha gonna do when the 24in cock runs wild on you?

Yesss...i love Hogan - what other old man could pull off not only a giant white moustache but also a fucking neon speedo? Gotta wonder how he gets so tanned though...

He looks like a weird black person creature

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT MEAN GENE, THE HULKSTER IS BRINGING HIS GIANT NEON BANANA TO MADISON SQUARE GARDEN NEXT TUESDAY AND TERROR WILL FOLLOW! I AM CALLING YOU OUT ANDRE THE GIANT!!

Holy crap, I am saddened to have spent so much of my youth watching wrasslin'.

Damn he's crispy. He's darker than me and I'm black.

He sort of looks like an overstuffed hotdig you left on the grill a few min too long.

Hot for a 85 year old, but the hatless shot reminds me of swamp thing dead and bloating in the sun for three days.

tits_on, m'dear, it's time to stop the 'roids. After all do you want to wind up looking like the Hulk here?

That's just wrinkled-up old man balls that gravity has mutated into the appearance of a sock. Gross!

Is that you Santa?

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Have all of the regulars fled this site? Where is everyone? I heard a nasty rumor that the SF had been taken over by 14-year-old British girls, and from the looks of things, it's true.

Flame-Grilled Chicken

The legacy of El Pollo Loco begins with chicken that's marinated in special herbs, spices and citrus juices and then flame-broiled on an open grill for flavor that's deliciously different. It's the unique taste of El Pollo Loco, and you won't find it anywhere else!

El Pollo Loco! Taste the Flame.

...or Fire. However it goes. Either way, it's delicious.

What could be better than a speedo? A *NEON* speedo, carefully chosen to contrast with your overcooked beef-jerky looking complexion.

I think his moustache is just as bright as his scary speedo. Yick.

Sometime in the not-too-distant future, the Hulkster will enter the ring for the battle of his life against the dreaded Melanoma. Hulk will fight valiantly, but will be undone by his mahogany tan - who hits him in the back with a chair supplied by Bobby "the Brain" Heenan.

I hope my package looks that good when I am 95.

he has to be a negro - look at the size of that cock.
Either that or the elephantitis of the knees & legs, as pictured on photo#1, has spread to his dickballs.

The Hulkster is stylin'!! His hair is the same color as Christina Aguilera's.

ahahaha who knew that Hulk Hogan could pull off a yellow neon speedo lol.

and he's only 53 people.. believe it or not lol.. and he's just that shade because that's what happens when people excessively exercise...

have you seen those body builders on epsn who look really nasty.. they're all shiny and discolored.. same thing to Hogan.. because he stretched his muscles and skin and stuff lol..

alrighty

Looks like C. Thomas Howell showed The Hulkster how to exceed the recomended daily dosage.

nice reference #37. nice.

#29 - oddly enough, I, too, immediately thought of Colonel Sanders when viewing that last pic.

WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER...WHEN THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD AND THE TANNEST BANANA IN THE WORLD RUN WILD ON YOOOOOOOOU?

Hot damn! I'm calling dibs on the skin. I can already invision the purses, wallets and shoes I could make from him. I'd bet Hulk Hogan leather accessories would fetch a pretty penny on eBay!

All I know is I keep staring at his unit. Like, I can't take my eyes off it. I thought steroids made it shrink. At least that's what my ex-Bob told me.

Anyway, if the Hulk had a pop-up timer, it'd popped long ago...he's done and crispy fried.

You know, when I went to New Zealand I visited this cave that had glow worms. . . bright green glowing larvae suspended from the dark, almost black, cave ceiling.

Now why on earth did that come to mind???

What the hell is wrong with his legs? They have that weird leprosy texture, like they're about to assplode.

Nice cock sack. It's almost as blinding as my beauty. But not quite.

Eh, the last one looks like he'd beat the hell outta the paparazzi.

Then again, who would want to take a picture of him and his 20-minutes-longer-in-the-tanning-bed-than-set-limit-tan anyway?

K-Fag would hit it.

Since when do they do Penis Implants?? Nice work Hulky.. is that a real tan? Cause my gaw.. that's going to end in some fine skin cancer eating away at steroidial flesh and muscles. I gotta give him credit for that moustache though, that's pretty spanktastic!

Sha-wing!

Old, man-boobs, steroids, cellulite....

WHATEVER.

Sometimes the knee-jerk, automatic comments you guys offer are dead wrong. He's over 50, yeah, but look at the chest and his arms...he'd crush you all to death without breaking a sweat.

He looks like he's having a good time, too. What's the fucking problem, guys?

Rip on the no-talent teenie bitches, but show some respect for a man who's payed his dues and earned his bones.

@49 - That's what this site is FOR..to rip on celebrities..not give them kudos. Besides, I already said I can't stop looking at his junk. Isn't that compliment enough for you?

He probably saw his daughter in a bikini and got hard. She's hot and all.

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Samurai Jack in the year 3055 after Aku dominance over the earth has some how threw the earth's rotation closer to the sun(hense his now toasty brown skin).

He decides to retire the struggle to undo Aku's evil and take off his robe and finally show us what 'sword' Aku feared all those years!!!

........whacha..

I wonder if he ripped the rest of his swim gear off before huffing and flexing, cupping his hand around his ear, and listening to each side of the pool. He probably ended pool time by leg dropping his wife on the neck. And that's not his package, it's where he keeps his tanning lotion. Not that he needs it. Even the sun is afraid of the Hulkster.

I'd watch him tan anyday. I might even offer a sunscreen rub down. His wienie doesn't look any dif from any other wienie I've seen in a speedo. Plum smuggler.

Weinie or wienie? It's too early to look it up. They both look wrong.

Where does that hammock plug in? He looks almost as though he should be some sort of cartoon recreation of the actual person only the animator is on acid!

weenie aka weiner

His closet and every drawer of his dresser is filled with nothing but Speedos in every color, print and fabric possible. He's got a Speedo for every occasion. This man has been wearing nothing but fucking Speedos for 25 years.

#5--Very well put, very well spoken.

In that second picture, it looks like he's rocking the hammock

ew....i think i've just been scared straight....

Just imagine how big it was BEFORE steroids!

Oh god, why did this have to happen?

I thought the rumor was steroids make your cock shrink. Another urban legend gone the way of "marijuana will make you insane". What's next? Am I gonna find out that our government is run by a bunch of bureaucratic assholes that are only interested in the welfare of whatever big corporation is lining thier pockets??? NAAAHHH!!! Never I tell you!!

AHHHHHH!!!! of all weirdest things ever!!! Put some clothes on Hogan you're days to walk around in that is OVER.

Id wager if all 65 of us got together and attacked Hulk he'd kick all our asses but good.

It doesn't matter how deformed your junk looks when you've got 17" pythons brother!

Why is He even bothering to wear a hat? Is He worried about getting too much sun?

#67 I laugh, I laugh hard

Now common people seriously, what could be hotter than a crispy fried duck walking round in neon dick togs if only there was some steamed rice to go with

70's porn 'stache for the win!

Nice sac.

#50: Nah, for me, this website is for ripping on those that DESERVE IT, like rich, lying, talentless egomaniacs like Britney, Paris, and the rest.

Hogan is old, yeah, but he can still tear your heads off. He's a little flabby, but there's enough muscle there to throw a Volkswagen across the street.

He's got his "fuck you" money, but he stil drags his ass out there for the fans, and I'm one fo them.

He's got my respect.

Now, give me an update about Kate Moss or something about Scarlett Johanssen holding up a sign saying "Paparzaais are terorists" or something like that.

Rock on, Hogan. Hulkamania FOREVER!

Oh yeah–one other thing–those are pics of Hogan AT REST. If he were flexed he'd STILL be able to scare you.

ONE MORE MATCH!
ONE MORE MATCH!
ONE MORE MATCH!

Ya but he WAS sooooo cool back in the day.
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The vericose veins are what make the outfit for me.

You bunch of stupids. Steroids make your testicles shrink, not your penis.

wow, i thought he as deadd