Aug 1 2006Holy server problems, Batman!

I thought computers were cardboard boxes full of delicious BLT Sandwiches...?

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

sECOND!

It happens. I happen to be having some problems now too. With my bowels.

I found that if you kick the computer down a hill, it learns real quick and does the job right.

I wonder what good ol' Mel would say about this?

OMG what am I going to do at work now???!!!

http://www.exposay.com

I had the same problem last week. At least you don't have herpes.

You don't have herpes right?

I haven't noticed any double posts

I haven't noticed any double posts

No shit.

IT'S THE JEWS!!! If they will start wars, what won't they do?
Crush a basket of kittens, pimp out sweet little Lindsay Lohan for pocket change, fail to praise the brilliance of Mel Gibson's movies... their perfidy knows no boundaries. If batshit crazy religious folk say it, it must be true. I'm boycotting bagels and The Daily Show.

Just kidding. They will have to pry the bagels out of my cold, dead hands and The Daily Show just cracks my shit up. I gots to have it.

You just turn it off, count to ten, then turn it back on. Like with the first-generation Atari system. Which is what I use for a computer. I stenciled an apple on the side of it and reconfigured an old Pianosaurus for the keyboard.

Ransom starring Mel Gibson is starting on Cinemax soon. Im going to enjoy it.

Sarah Silverman is one sexy as hell Jewish babe who has sugary tits and makes makes me laugh.

Im so confused!!!

If I ever have to choose between the two of them I will choose the Jew. Ive heard she swallows.

For some reason my laptop keeps barking at me. It kind of sounds like my dog's when they have to go out. Oh, shit, it was the dog's. Damn........I need to stop smoking this shit..................*taking dog's out*

#12 PIANOSAURUS... ...Ha Ha Hahahaha HA!

#13 -- i agree, sarah silverman is totally hot

I began to notice tech probs at this dump when multiple posts from that pervert 'Binky' turned up on the WRONG thread.
Then again - maybe it has something to do with drinking in the afternoon.

Come on! Hurry I need my fix!!!! Give it to me!!!!!

@ Mr. Fish: How fun is this a post telling us we might not be able to post and yet here I am writing this and posting for perhaps no other reason than to post. I may be the most inconsequetial waste of sperm in the entire universe!

Why did i need to click on ImSuicidal's link. With 2 young daughters in the room-yipes.

Superficial - I'm pretty sure most of your issues are stemming from the super-gay ad that keeps popping up for Five for Fighting.
Get rid of the gay = get rid of server issues.

and get rid of jews too while you're at it, wink, wink, nudge, nudge hummina hummina hummina

Oh well, they have to learn about anal sex sooner or later. They are going to RULE the bus stop this year.

Here I go again typing and typing and typing meaningless gay shit just to type type type. Don't kill yourself, kill me. Don't shake your computer shake me. Still typing. It's like my fingers are on gaylicious autopilot.

If your are going to get rid of the gay's you can start with me.

First gofugyourself.com, now The Superficial.. WHY OH LORD WHY??

It's not the gays or the Jews-it's Flava Flav.

hummina hummina hummina, because you know that I know, that you know, that I know, that you want to fuck me in the ass, so when I bend over, staaaaart fuckin!

@27 Hay there biatcho my boy, why are you standing there bent over with your pants down to your ankles. No problem. Hummina hummina hummina.

Holy ass-piper problems, Batman!

Maybe you can get your tech
guys over here to try to break
apart Hopeless and Biatcho, I
think Hopeless has his dick stuck
in Biatcho's ass. Does anyone
have a bucket of luke warm water
we can pour over them? It worked
with my dog.

#19 _Screenwriter, I don't understand why you're Hopeless? You are one hilarious sum bitch. You should try writing screen for that "Seinfield" show or that "My Cousin Raymond" program. Send in your resume here: http://www.monster.com/ Who knows, you may get lucky!!

@20 I'm really sorry about corrupting your daughterses moraleses. ← ←(plural)

PS The link is for Justin Igger.

MySpace and Rotten Tomatoes have had major server problems too, like full-blown site meltdowns.

#30-No apology necessary. It just saves us time on the answer to "But what were you and Dad DOING?"

I know, 3rd comment in less than an hour, but I have to ask "theSuperficial", whose lips are they in the photo???

#30 Do you need a towel to wipe the cum off your face after that grand display? My god can you suck Hopeless's cock any harder? Is there anyone on this site that is not a complete fucking pole-smoker?

They should feed the hamsters.

WTF... sort it out!

Fuck
Shit
Bitch

hey, you also have some kind of a problem with registering new users.
I couldn't activate my old account and when I tried to make a new one - it wasn't activated either.

Senator Ted Stevens (an expert on the Internets) says that some of the tubes are blocked with dirty pictures of pole smokers, stolen music and movies and e-mails about Mel Gibson and how much he hates Jews and gays. Imagine how much he hates gay Jews. And if you're a gay Jewish woman, well.... watch your back, is all I'm sayin'. If you hear incoherent babbling, RUN!!!

when my computer acts up, I either flash my titties at it, sit bare bummed on the tower, or slip that mousey right on in my panties....

Works EVERY time....

Mr. Superficial, you silly boy! Don't you know you're supposed to shake babies, not computers, to get them to behave.

It's probably the wrath of God you are feeling on your computer cos he's probably sick and fucking tired of looking at all the Lindsay Lohan posts...I know I am.

#39... Please consider me your new computer... And I act up a lot...

Community Leaders Outraged Over Porn Video

Pleasant, NC -- Outraged community members are mounting an aggressive campaign against an X-rated videotape available for rent at Pleasant's video store, claiming that the tape does not contain the "Spectacular All-Anal Action' promised on its cover.

"Are we as citizens expected to just sit back and tolerate this sort of garbage?" asked Pleasant School Board president Edwin Thistlewaite during a protest at City Hall. "I paid to see chicks getting fucked in the ass, and that's what I want. I think I speak for all decent Americans on this matter."

"This is false advertising, plain and simple," agreed area resident and mother of two Janice Ferguson, speaking before an assembled croud of more than 1500. "My husband and I have both viewed this piece of trash, and believe me, it barely shows bush until 20-minutes in-- a far cry indeed from the 'Non-Stop Carnal Cum-ucopia' touted on the box."

Over cheers of agreement from the crowd, she added: "Is this the sort of hardcore pornography we want in our homes? I think not! I say the people of Midvale county deserve better!"

Though the controversial video, 'Butt-Fuck Sluts Go Nuts Vol. 29', contains some graphic depictions of anal intercourse, the citizen's group asserts that it does not come close to living up to its box's claim of a "Two-Hour, Wall-2-Wall, Deep-probing Ass-Flesh Fuck-Fest." The group is demanding the inclusion of significantly more explicit prurient material before it will relent.

"I rely on Dvd's like this to provide me with vicarious, onastic anal thrills I crave," dentist and anal pornography enthusiast Dr. Mark Ferberger told reporters. "I stroked myself for over an hour, and I barely even got it up once. Where's the stuff I can really pump my meat over-- the double penetrations, the all-lesbian strap-on dildoing, the spread-eagled, six-finger bend-overs? That's what I want to know? ...There are what eight or nine chicks in this movie and maybe two of them take it in the ass, tops." ....

Hi I´m new hereeee yess finaly!...About the server problem...well just do the same I do everytime something doesn´t work, just call someone and start yelling really loud, then cry and tell them that u r going 2 sue them if they don´t fix it in the next 24 hours..u´ll see it works,if it doesn´t just tell them u r a supermodel and want them to help u 2 take pictures 4 u r next lingerie photoshoot....:P peace

hey Lunita. You can type all the letters to your words here.
Acronyms are ok though.

TCLTC

this is the funniest post up in a million years

Hey Lunita,

U R:

2 kewl
2 B
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4 gotten

thank god. i thought people were actually being idiots and posting their comments 10 times in a row.

thank god. i thought people were actually being idiots and posting their comments 10 times in a row.

thank god. i thought people were actually being idiots and posting their comments 10 times in a row.

O.k., I'm a teacher and I'm not supposed to have favorites and all (teacher's code), but Hopeless, you are my favorite on this website. I actually scan down the posts to find your stuff. Hilarious...you can come party with me anytime :)

@30 i wood luv to work at sportcenter but really i dont love to work at all yo and i dont get to see it dat much cuz i doesnt have da cable tv i am only Justin Igger

You don't get multiple posts if you click it once then shut the fuck up and sit there for a minute, you fucktardian whine bag impatient gimps.

Why is Paisly Moon mad all the time?

54 PaisleyMoon is angry because the last time she had sex, Air Supply was #1 in the music world. And because her mother actually named her Paisley.

One word - hammer. Works for me.

Instead of wasting your time on here you could go look at pictures of my daughter that was just born...

http://www.myspace.com/fatsnacks

#39 - you hot Canadian momma, you. Lucky mousey, that's all I've got to say - actually, no it's not. Lucky computer all round - it throws a hissy and gets those kinds of rewards; wow, if only real life worked the same way...

Weird - just checked out Go Fug Yourself and they had same technical problems - blame your service provider and then go round there with a can whoop-ass...or something.

aw, 51, don't tell him that! he'll just get a big head and think he's too good for the rest of us!
back me up here, zanna!

(you know hopeless will be unbearable otherwise)

Well, what da ya know? This post seems to have brought out the best in everyone, aw. Well, except ImSuicidal, who has haemorraged goop over Hopeless.

However, I still don't have me a troll and yet I see there are free ones floating around like those stray dinky turds in life's toilet bowl. Dang it, what does a girl have to do get her own troll round here?

ADLTC

#55...you got that half right, though I don't know who Air Supply is. I musta been high the day they had a hit.

I'm pretty sure #27 wasn't me but I am not gonna be one of those complainers who get all pissy about "trolls" or whatever the fuck you call them.
Because I like to refer to them as gays who seem to talk about nothing other than ass fucking. Gays, all gays!

#61, you're right! See how some adversity has pulled us all together :)

#60, I figured he's already got a pretty big head, but he is too hilarious not to let him know. But ya know, bunny and zanna, you're favorites, too :)

Oh, and Hopeless, thanks for the line "most inconsequential waste of sperm in the entire universe." Honest, I'm going to use that on the next person today who screws with me.

that's gold, baby; pure gold.