Aug 8 2006Heather Mills breaks into Paul McCartney's house

FIRST

now that i have something real to say, who is she, winona?

Gold-digging cunt. I hope she gets next to nothing, which is more than she deserves.
I bet she was rude to the help because they would play keep-away with her leg.

whore

I really don't even know what to say to this... that is retarded.

Serves that gimp right. I'm writing a book. It's the sequel to Geek Love: The Heather Mills Story.

@1 & 2

You still are 0-2 in the saying something real department, if real has to do with giving a fuck what you have to say in the first place, fuck-ass!!!!!

Wow, can ya tell I'm having a bad day?

Fucking censored, I can't fucking believe it, FUCK FUCK FUCK. fucking cunt suck fuck bitch ass tit smack ass-crack ball-funk BITCH!!!!!

Why the FUCK WAS I CENSORED?????

Cunt cunty cuntington cuntberg cuntinsky cunto-rama ass-goblin!!!!!

I feel better now.

Hopeless

I had no clue who the hell she was, and then I read the rest, and I was sorely disappointed at the end. Who cares.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

It happens!

Awww, he's got a stalker! :)

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

Bet you she'd give an arm and a leg to get back into that house.

it's going to be interesting how immature these two are going to get through the divorce.

ass-goblin!?

haha

For five seconds I thought that was a picture of Ashlee Simpson's new head.

#7 - Ass-goblin - Priceless

#11 - Well, the leg at least... I just imagine her guard thinking "You want me to do what? Climb your own damn fence peggy..."

I feel bad for McCartney not because he got taken by a good for nothing, gold digging bitch, but that he got taken by a ONE LEGGED, good for nothing, gold digging bitch. Sir Paul's taste in women has always left something to be desired, but why'd he go all goo-goo eyed over Hop-a-long Cassidy? And she's such a nut she probably cut off her one leg to spite the other. To top it all off and further compound the misery, she has a porn/prostitution past. Wonder what the Eggman, Eggmen, and Walrus have to say about that?

@7 Mmmm...how I enjoy a good ass-goblin. Giving AND receiveing.

I wonder what it's like to fuck someone who looks like a giant Y naked?

To me Heather Mills is just like J-Jimmy from South Park. You know how she used to have porn sex in her v-v-vagina
@18 AWESOME.

Paul Mcartney is a Grade A prime asshole doooshbag, I don't care if he once used to hang out with the Walrus.

When they post full shots of her do you all wonder "which one is fake?" I know I do. Sorry it's douchbag - my mommy has one.

That's the smart way to do it, send someone else to break in for you...

http://www.exposay.com/heather-mills/1/c/2315/

I've never liked her, and no, I've never met her. Some women just LOOK like a bitch, ya know? Things you can tell by just looking at her...

Maybe she can go to Iraq with Lindsay and play with suicide bombers.
Save the troops, kill these wastes of oxygen chicks.

Gee, thanks for the unwanted and un-needed correction #21 can you spellcheck STFU for me.

@21 Actually its "douchebag", douchebag.

@25 I enjoyed your spelling of it :)

I love it when someone tries to correct someone else... and they're wrong.
Shine yo' prosthetic leg for a nicko!

Healther Mills has really gotten such a bad wrap from the press. I wrote an article about that in one of our newsletters if you are interested-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/newsletter-6-24-06.htm

In regard to the B&E and 3 cleaning products... seems pretty mild compared to most break ups. The press must be board.

so, she went from a beatle to a cockroach?
(all puns intended).

sex with amputees is not really as much fun as it sounds.
trust me! *gags*

hopeless got sensored? WTF? i COME here to learn new dirty words!

http://www.narang.com/instructions/douchebag.html

I don't think she's a gold-digger, if you look at what she's asking for in the divorce its actually a very small ammount.

#31,

Small amount? A potental $381 million is nothing to sneeze about. Especially when you are married for only 4 years, and living it high too. It's not like she gave up some career that would have made her that much money.

http://www.BadBreakups.net

She sucks shit but Paul was a moron for not signing a prenup.

@30 oops

http://www.narang.com/instructions/douchebagset.html

much better

JENNIFER ANISTON IN TEN YEARS FOR REAL THOUGH MY NIGGERS

#16-- what makes you the expert?

@34

^ ^ ^ ^
In the display above douche bag is two words. hmmm??? *scratches head*.

Is it one word douchebag?
Or two words douche bag?

a littel help.

hopeless

Prenups are a joke because they can be thrown out by a judge if the partner is uncooperative (i.e. making false allegations of abuse, entrapment and D.V.)

http://www.BadBreakups.net

Celine Dion looks really weird here, don't you think?

Oy, Heatha. Tis me, Pouel. Loave, no worries about ye getting me bazillion quid and our daw-tah. Fair enough. But Loave, a man has his limits. The bleetin' Formula 409, Ajax, and Windex are friggin' MIIIINE!!

@37...

Dear Hopeless,

when refering to the vaginal cleanser, it is "douche bag".

when insulting someone (for example some asshole who feels the need to constantly correct ones grammar, it is "douchebag"

I hope this helps.

kind regards,

my beaver.

P.S. Will you fuck me?

I knew they wouldn't last, but nobody ever listens to me....

Lesson to be learned...always trust your kids...Stella coudn't stand this bitch from the beginning and tried to warn dear ole Dad, but he just wouldn't listen (so much for LOVE). Just b/c she is a 'mommy' (and I use that term loosely) this peg-leg will take his ass to the cleaners...and she will get whatever she wants...including private school for Baby Bea in Switzerland (so she won't have to deal with the brat on a regular basis)and vacations for her and her leg to exotic locales (hopefully abundant with land mines). Money hungry cunt that she is.

@41 I want to pet your beaver and fuck your honor student#########################################################################################################################################################################3

"had one of her security guys jump the fence to let her in"????

Oh.
That's more of a sex-slave behaviour.

I always find it "hilarious" when my rich-as-croesus husband freezes all our checking accounts and changes the locks, leaving me to force my unpaid bodyguard to scale the castle gate (upon threat of being beaten by my wooden leg).

He had to lock her out because she kept leaving footprint.

Jesus Christ Hopeless, time for you to get some Chinee help, come to my house, I'll prick ya until you're loose and relaxed.

Someone needs to take her prosthetic leg and beat her with it. I never liked her. I hope that Sir Paul finds some nice woman his age. Camilla would be his type, but she's taken...too bad....

@47
You are FUCKING hilarious! If I wake the baby up from laughing at what you said you are in deep shit!
Keep up the good work.

Be nice to Heather Mills you awful fuckers! She's just a simple unipedal straw-haired vixen who enjoys relaxing Sunday morning hops in the park. Just because she falls on her ass everytime she kicks a soccer ball, she shouldn't be expected to stand for any of this. Do you know what's it's like tipping over so easily and fearing every strong wind gust can topple you like a house of cards? Or the fear she hides whenever she sees the Rockettes perform? It's painstakingly difficult to follow any pilates video, as she can only do half the exercise. She can never wear minis, because no matter how hard she tries, she can't cross her leg. That, and with her shoes off she can only count to 15. You insensitive fucks need to leave Heather "Eileen" Mills the fuck alone. Bastards.

Prepare yourselves for the best heather Mills joke ever! Ready?

A journalist interviews Sir Paul McCartney:
"So, Sir Paul, do you think that you will ever
go down on one knee again?"
Sir Paul: "I'd prefer it if you called her Heather".

52--I think I just injured myself laughing.

Yeah, I bet she thought it was hilarous. A real laugh riot. This bitch is gonna be laughing her one leg all the way to the bank with Paul's cash.

52 - I just spewed coffee out my nose and all over my keyboard. Sticky now.

#52

That was colder than Jessica Simpson's crotch, or Janet Jackson's spring water... I'm sure Heather is always the first one to get picked for three-legged races at picnics and family gatherings.

Maybe he should have realized she was not a good choice when she said she really didn't like the Beatles.

hmmm.

Hopeless--how do you know you were censored? And for what were you censored? Are you serious?

@52 - haaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha...fucking good one! Bitch doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Felicity Huffman was married to Sir Paul ??

that's nuts!! living in public restrooms?? i poop in those...and masterbate...only when at mcdonald's and if i have a picture of the fry-guys....

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

She claims she is going to sue a paper in Britain for stating that she used to be a prostitute.

Hey Heather, when the paper has a quote from the personal secretary of one of the worlds richer men where he states "Of course she was a prostitute, I was the one who paid her" you can't sue the paper.

As for Paul, hey Paul, I know that you went through life being told you were the "Cute" Beatle. But guess what, you aren't cute anymore, and the only reason some model is going to be with you is because she wants your money, you aren't that interesting to her otherwise.

I bet she rides in an apple car.

http://www.mcjans.com/images/toys/Under3s/95richardscarryu3lse.jpg

Paul McCartney is a Billionaire, If he wanted to marry someone and not look after his assets(Legally or Illegally)then he must pay the price. You can't blame Heather Mills for getting the best attorneys his money can buy. If you had a chance to get 500 Million Dollars or take 56 Million, right away, you would be called very foolish. He has the same opportunities to protect his money than she does. If not, better. He wouldn't have married her without a full background check-including uncovering any soft porn-esque pictures. And yet, he still married her. The man is not a fool. You don't become a Billionaire by chance.

Here's the second best Mills-McCartney joke:

A gold miner worked for years in the mines and never found a thing. He lost his leg in an unfortunate mine cave-in. Then the mine shut down. He commiserated at the local bar. "Dang it," said he. "Who's going to want a one-legged gold-digger?"

Just then the phone rang. The bartender said "Hey, miner, it's Sir Paul McCartney for you!"

The cleaning fluid is 1787 vintage Sauternes from Château Yquem ($100,000 per bottle). Paul finds it cleans golf clubs better than Ajax.

#63, steven franks. He married her without a pre-nup, which although not written law in Britain are still taken into consideration by courts there. She DOES have a soft-core porn past which was only recently revealed and he got to be a billionaire because people are still buying his music, the guy isn't a rocket scientist.

She is an outrageous piece of work! Poor Paul, it must be tough to be a billionaire - and he thought it was love. Apparently, this woman has been taking Anna Nicole 101. All that charity work, and all in vain! I wonder if she ever reads any of this? Hey lady, the price you're really paying for all of this? Hahaha.. Who am I kidding? It's $378 million! You could always wash the guilt down with a few Bentley's and a nice penthouse, or ten. Have fun living your washed-up dream, biotch.

Heather Mills is a dirty slut whore, intent on scamming Sir Paul from the git go. That being said, it's a shame that Paul descended into becoming such a horribly poor judge of character, possibly stemming from being a bit too full of himself as he' always been. Everyone blames Yoko for breaking up the Beatles. I firmly believe that it was Paul who was at fault all along.