August 28, 2006
George Clooney pranks Bruce Willis
George Clooney was messing with Bruce Willis at Scott Caan's photo exhibit party in Los Angeles last week by telling him a bunch of middle-aged men were hitting on his 18-year-old daughter Rumer. A source says:
"Bruce kept getting madder and madder with each guy George mentioned." Eventually the jig was up when Rumer came over and said, "Dad, George told me to tell you that - uh, I forget his name - was talking to me."
Oh sure, George Clooney pranks Bruce Willis and it's all fun and games. I prank Bruce Willis and I get a restraining order and a police escort to drag me away. Next time I prank a celebrity I'll really prank them. To death. With a tire iron.
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Comments
1. Posted by isegoria on August 28, 2006 6:18 PM
Who cares?
2. Posted by fierce on August 28, 2006 6:18 PM
ROFL. Lame.
3. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 28, 2006 6:28 PM
No self-respecting man would ever get within penis range of Rumer.
http://www.celebslam.com
4. Posted by lohanjob on August 28, 2006 6:57 PM
Rumer Willis sounds like she's the next Marlon Brando. Really sold that one...
5. Posted by Giggles on August 28, 2006 7:07 PM
I love it.
6. Posted by Adult Underoos on August 28, 2006 7:08 PM
Rumer. Rumer. Rumer.
Stupidest. Name. Ever.
http://www.funderpants.com
7. Posted by Jake on August 28, 2006 7:27 PM
Every one of Bruce Wilis' offspring looks like a dog. Rumer's place is somewhere between Kathy Griffith and Joan Rivers. But after thirty beers and a massive quantity of cocaine, well, I'd still probably hit it.
http://wampoon.com/
8. Posted by Jake on August 28, 2006 7:29 PM
Fuck. Kathy Griffin
9. Posted by sirokai on August 28, 2006 7:47 PM
Someone needs to tell Bruce that no one wants to hit on his ugly, wierdly-named daughters anyway.
10. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 28, 2006 8:20 PM
Sure, I like spending my time making Dads worry about their daughters... it is what my whole business is about. LOL
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
11. Posted by Barbara Grimes on August 28, 2006 9:04 PM
Forget Bruce Willis and look at that picture of George. Damn that man is fine!
http://babas.typepad.com
12. Posted by Binky on August 28, 2006 9:20 PM
Is this Willis guy still in the 'entertainment' industry ?
It's amazing how much work he got after Cybill Shepard carried for so many years...and she was a super-model actress...
As I recall he thought his best work was in 'Pulp Fiction' and his role consisted of being repeatedly punched in the head...such is Hollywood...
I like my Rumer with a bit of Pepsi
13. Posted by PigsWalkUpright on August 28, 2006 10:11 PM
What's really sickening is if it was anyone else's 18 year old daughter, Bruce Willis wouldn't have had a problem hitting on her himself.
14. Posted by Lush on August 28, 2006 10:48 PM
what a stiffley stifferson... PRANKSTERS WHOA!!!
15. Posted by InstantAsshat-AddFame on August 28, 2006 10:55 PM
There's a rumor Rumer's ugly
But how am I supposed to know?
If she's cute or if she's pugly
Can't tell with no photo.
16. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 29, 2006 1:42 AM
I'm willing to quit bitching for a few minutes when the need arises... but she does look a bit shovel-faced:
Crufts Dog Show 2006
17. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 29, 2006 1:46 AM
Phooee, that didn't work. Try this one:
blaaa
18. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 29, 2006 1:47 AM
Goddammit, Google the bitch yourself. If you think it worthwhile.
19. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 29, 2006 4:29 AM
Here Dextrose...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:RumerWillis.jpg
20. Posted by NunoH on August 29, 2006 5:11 AM
George Clooney is even more gay than Cruise.
21. Posted by RichPort on August 29, 2006 5:29 AM
I had no idea Jay Leno circa 1975 was Bruce Willis' daughter. She really needs the number to her mom's plastic surgeon. Now.
22. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on August 29, 2006 5:45 AM
Stupid fuck Bruce Willis, you should know that there's not a middle-aged guy that would want to hit on your daughter because she looks like Bruce.
How come none of their kids got any of Demi's looks? They're all butt-ugly.
23. Posted by spatz on August 29, 2006 6:18 AM
she looks like the ugly version of parker posey in that picture
24. Posted by jrzmommy on August 29, 2006 6:52 AM
In the meantime, Clooney's checking out Rumer's goods for himself. That's why he can't keep a relationship with an adult female -- he's a dirty old man who likes little girls. Nice going Georgie! You just outed yourself as a fucking perv.
25. Posted by confiscate_me on August 29, 2006 8:40 AM
whoa #19, I wouldn't wash my ASS with that face, not even if George Clooney had spat on it first.
26. Posted by radio4play on August 29, 2006 9:29 AM
slow day huh
27. Posted by VeryLiberating.com on August 29, 2006 10:19 AM
Prank to the death!
http://www.veryliberating.com
28. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 29, 2006 11:29 AM
That Clooney is such a prankster. He saves his best jokes for the public at large, though. Everytime he releases a new movie he dupes everyone who goes to see it. The guy is the embodiment of smug, with the wardrobe person being responsible for any variances in his performances.
29. Posted by Aristotrash on August 29, 2006 11:50 AM
I know this is mean b/c she didn't choose to be famous but . . . no one would hit on Rumer. Not even middle-aged men with beer guts. Have you seen her??? It's unfortunate.
30. Posted by ivri on August 29, 2006 1:22 PM
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN 4 PREZ, BITCHES! if you don't think that's relevant, you've obviously never seen SNL.
31. Posted by nc72 on August 29, 2006 3:12 PM
Bahahaha! I bet George was hittin on her though...
http://www.exposay.com/george-clooney/1/c/851/
32. Posted by ElatedPornStar on August 29, 2006 5:22 PM
So the fuck what?
33. Posted by EazyE on August 29, 2006 7:25 PM
Bruce is like Norman Bates in Psycho.
Rumer? Rumer, it's time for your tea. Tomorrow we take you to see Dr. Doolittle. You're 18 now. Time for the "operation."
34. Posted by wallaby on August 30, 2006 5:18 AM
Is it just me or does it seem like everything that happens right now in Holywood gossip happens at one of Scott Caan's parties?
35. Posted by Angry Ferret Jones on August 30, 2006 9:59 AM
I have found that the best way to have sex with Rumer Willis is to keep the lights down real low, squint, and tell yourself that it is actually Demi that you are violating, and not the fruit of her sumpuous loins.
Mmmmmmm, Demi's loins......
36. Posted by Sheva on August 30, 2006 10:32 AM
Not a damn thing wrong with her, before or after I set up my cover story and hit it.
Signed,
George "I fucked over Teri Hatcher" Clooney
37. Posted by jaysaj on September 4, 2006 7:40 AM
@11 i concur.
@ 35 you're soooooooooooooooooooo sick!