Aug 29 2006Diddy needs to pee

YAY

"Always wash your hands"

Yeah, you may wanna try a little soap there, buddy.

And if there's a dignity dispenser in there, pump out some of that, too.

I guess he's trying to be controversial.

How boring.

bees are on the what now?

diddy does doo-doo?

pee-diddy?

Diddy sucks. I'd rather see Britney Spears peeing. No wait, I meant L. Lohan!

Damn, I'm confusing celebs names. What I meant was I'd rather see Heidi Klum taking a long warm smelly piss.

Yeah, I know, I'm a freak. I like to watch them sexy biatches doing #1

poo-diddy's doo-doo-butter?

As if we didn't know this before but it has been confirmed that he now has a tiny dick... notice his exaggerated movements to whip it out & put it away. Clearly overcompensating for a lack of the member. Short dick man soso bad!

Now that's just taking the piss.

he is a little broad across the butt walkin through that door

what an arrogant sap!

I thought that was R Kelly for a second.

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I wish Pac would've put a bullet in his ass years ago.

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Well, I guess he is now Pee-Diddy...

Well, now he has opened Pandora's box, beeatch, cuz now I want to see him take a great, big fat DUMP and talk about it while he's squeezing out a big, steaming, brown turd..

How's that for class??

Urine is prolly the only original thing to ever come out of this mo'fucka'

I big, fucking BROWN turd, that's he's been holding up in there for 3 days - it's so fucking big and hard, he almost cries when it finally comes out and it feels like he's being cornholed by Tommy Lee and Mike Tyson both at the same time...

Oops, I meant a big, angry, BLACK, bitchy turd, a cocaine and vodka turd that's so soaked with booxe and crank that it ignites when a spark gets near...you just KNOW that fucker is mad cuz the Peester has been partying non-stop for a week and that fuckin' turd is a nasty one and it's gonna make daddy SCREAM when she comes out outta his fat arse...

It's so huge it splashes pissy water all over Pee Diddy's ass when it goes "splat" into the water...

Wow. I'm not gonna sleep for a week now. Should we call him Pee Diddy now?

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What the clip didn't show was the urinal fizzling and corroding, then dropping down on Diddy's foot, prompting him to yelp to the chime of "Who Let the Dawgs outttt"

What a major pussy - he has to stand behind a privacy wall to take a leak and then grunt like a boar - is he scared to show off his dick??

I cannot fucking believe I just watched that. A few things I noticed :

1) He had to search for his tiny Webster-like penis.

2) When he discovered the micro-scopic wonder that he calls "sean puny combs" he immediately TASTED his finger.

3) He fakes an orgasm worse than Hopeless_Screenwriters wife. And by wife, I mean boyfriend. Stop Sending Me Videos, Wierdo!!!

4) I thought I had finally managed to quit drinking, but thanks to Puff Drippy, I am off to the liquor store.

TrannyGranny, I just read your screename and threw up.

I really wish I hadn't pressed play. I'm going to the doctor now, maybe he can give me something for post video stress dissorder

Thatis one ugly bee-lack man.

PDLTC

Perhaps the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

This is what this dude thinks is hard core and controversial? Geez - he irons his T-shirts and tell us to make sure we wash hands. My grandma resurrected.

Maybe I can sell footage of my dog's morning "outside" adventures.

This show is about as exciting as passing a kidney stone.

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I know theres the "three shakes and your playin'" rule... now someone has to make a "no jumping, just wiggling" rule.

Eccch, maybe Paris will wipe Pee-Shitty's rump when he decides to take a big, straining, moaning, groaning DUMP into that shitty little handbag she drags around that was designed by her douchebag sister...

Hm, I bet I could make $$ writing trashy novels...

Was George Michael in the bathroom with him, giving him some gay butt-sex?

Discuss

Diddy, in his usual let-me-straight-up-jack-the-Luniz-I-Got-5-On-It-Beat style, probably took this idea from his boy Ryan Leslie who is all into the video blogging thing.

I gotta say, I really did not need to see this. About the only thing missing is, while he is taking a piss, calling out, "It's Bad Boy baby!"

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He must have thought the toilet was actually hip hop, since he's be shitting on that for years. Pee Shitty? I think the name fits.

It's all about the piddle for Diddy.

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I can't believe I watched that. He can't think that's interesting to the general public, can he? What an arrogant ass. 2 minutes of my life are now gone.

Who the fuck are these people that they think we care so much about them that we even want to see them take a piss. The hubris.....it really deserves a bat to the back of the head a la DeNiro in The Untouchables.

That was great. diddy is right, it does feel good to pee when you really have to go.

I laughed when i saw that clip. It was entertaining.

Thanks Diddy. But wash your hands with soap next time.

DiddyTV? More like DOODYtv! hahahahahahahaha!

These comments are great! :D

Posts 16 and 17 from ToiletDuck made me think that he was out binging for a week. But when have exposure like P-Did does because of past legends (B.I.G.), you can pretty much waste camera time on anything.

As for P-Did taking a crunch in Paris Hilton's carry bag, ToiletDuck, I bet she is into harder-core stuff then that.

It's kind of interesting to see Diddy doing something so... normal? Or acting that way, rather.

No diamond-encrusted toilet?

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I find it funny that he thinks he is explaining something that not all of us may know about. Like some of us don't know how good it feels to finally pee when you really have to go. Glad he could impart his vast wisdom to us... you know the little people who are pee ignorant.

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He does seem to be searching for his dick a little longer then normal. I guess we mistook what they meant when they said Biggie Smalls. I always thought it was Christopher Wallaces nickname but I guess it was applied to the duo. Biggie, being Biggie, and Puffy being Smalls.............

I hate Pee Diddy. I really, really can't stand him. What makes him think that anyone on this earth would even care about the "interesting things that affect him during the day", like taking a piss. And how is this interesting? Oh yeah, he has a short dick and he gets all philosophical about pissing, like none of us have ever needed to piss really badly before.

I agree with #13. Why did they have take 2Pac and Biggy when no-one would miss this arrogant asswipe?

if you are shake it more than twice you are playing with it...D.I.D.D.Y I.S.L.A.M.E.

* if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it

It's pretty well known that signing with Bad Boy is the first step on the road to unemployment. Either that or driving a livery cab. Their best artist was gunned down, and they haven't had any significant hits since, unless of course you count Dream. The hip hop landscape is littered with the failed careers of fallen and jailed former Puffy proteges. Making The Band was a text book case study in bad television and worse music. And just so no one forgets, TCLTC.

God, it just makes my hatred for him more immense if that's possible.

I bet diddy's daddy's proud. Oh wait, he prolly don't know who he daddy be.

I wish there was a jewish man in the bathroom with him holding a very sharp knife reading "the art of castration".

To quote the title of a well known disgusting fetish porn film, "'P' Is For Pleasure."

Pee Shitty seems to like hanging around in dirty restrooms -
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"What white and runs down the bathroom wall?

George Michael's latest release."
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#22...

Hilarious, fucking hilarious! However, it is just possible that Webster might just be hung like a horse - let's ask jrzmommy, she would probably know...

Hey ToiletDuck-- know what? That you're an asskissing fucking punk? Fuck you.....don't start with me.

Hmm, either someone is on some serious rag this morning, or the local Starbucks burned down...

Wow. Is he crazy or what?? Peeing on TV!! He is so insane! If this is what we have to look forward to when DiddyTV is released...I just cant wait! It is so exciting, revolutionary, different!! He took the cameras in the bathroom!! CHanging the way we see TV!! All I can say is WOW!!

My sarcasm gland just exploded.

**yawn**

Or people just aren't in the mood for assholes to fuck with them for no reason. There's an idea......maybe it's YOU.

@#43...
HAHA. PEE-Diddy. Thats good. I was trying to come up with my own and all I came up with was piddly diddly.

I am not very clever.

#54...

Either suck on some Folgers crystals NOW or save it for your friend "poo."

okay. couldn't tell if you were yanking my chain or seriously fucking with me. I'll assume the former and toss in a, "sorry." and a weak low blood sugar excuse. Where IS Poo? Is it time for her Discrimination-Love-Bleeding Hearts Club weekly meeting?

Speaking of "poo" where is the little shit eater these days...??

I sometimes snort folgers mixed with coke... should I not be doing that?

Biggie must be so proud of him.

Is Poo Taylor/Trailer? The one who doesn't want to say mean things about people, but is just for love, ya'll? and we're all bad karma haters or something?

59--That's how Hohan got started--now look at her. I would suggest laying off that shit unless you want to turn into a 20 year old white skank with an overbearing mother.

So those are freckles! I thought they were from that water bottle my wife filled with lye and uses to wake me up in the morning... that explains alot, including my new found penchant for sleeping around.

#55. Would love to take the credit - but it was bunnyhugger that thought of that one. Although I shall call him it forever.

63--so what did you think of the apology yesterday? she's chatting it up with me right now back where we were yesterday like a totally normal -- grammatically correct -- person.

Jrz, someone got pissed that we got so post happy on the poor girl and trolled her, thereby giving her an easy exit. That or she her mom read over her shoulder and threatened to withhold food until she apologized.

very quick and odd change of heart. ya know? Maybe she saw Diddy peeing and realized that she didn't want to clean bathrooms for the rest of her life.

I'm not sure why I even watched this. It was like a fucking train wreck I guess. And was he pissing or having an orgasm? I couldn't tell with all the moaning and groaning. I'm gonna go throw up now.

Whoever you are talking about, you better stop it you are getting SOFT, this is the Superficial and there is no mercy, you need to dogpile this bitch just like we ran off that stupid fucking "poo" and her retarded discrimination club - what a fucktard - BUT, I hope she comes back cuz I want to piss her off again......

Tiny Pee Diddy.

Oh Duck---we fucking railroaded this one. For days.

Even this gross event is better than a second spent listening to Diddy's music.

Hey say, who's "poo"?

#71 - Yea, we trained her so hard my balls are still sore.

#73. no, no, no.... don't invoke He Who Shall Not Be Named. It'll get messy.

Jrz, I just read the exchange from this morning. She's definitely back those Tourette's-suppressing meds. Much like the first time I got stoned, the colors must be sooooo beautiful.

75-It's a lot like saying beetlejuice three times.....don't conjure up the poo.

rich, like I said, a complete about face. Was she being possessed by the spirit of Ramona Africa? I mean, what the fuck?

btw--is that his bathroom? It's got stalls. Must be public, I guess. Speaking of thought provoking posts, is danielle still on here?

"poo" must have been shipped back to the "home" - maybe she will re-appear when she gets tired of being gang-fucked by the orderlies and we can play with her again, heh heh..

ew

If you shake it more then 4 times, it's masturbation.

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Pee Diddy (thanks bunny) looks like a monkey. Monkeys fling poo. Does that mean he'll be doing that next? Sweet.

#2, you took the words right out of my mouth. You know his nasty ass only ran water over his hands.

I got a rhyme for you Diddy...Don't be a dope and use some fucking soap!

"ba-froom"?
nice pronunciation.

And, you're fat. Time to train for another marathon.

Wow, an entire Puffy thread with almost no sambo comments... I'm not sure if I should be proud, or sad that we seem to have lost our way here...

That was the biggest waste of 1 minute and 30 seconds of my entire life.

I thought he had to sit down to pee...

He has got to be the most arrogant SOB in this world!! Why the hell does he think people would want to see him piss?????

I thought it was 2006 not 1996, who gives a crap about this fool.

@86 i concur. The next thing we'll probably see would be the "Pididicious sounds of Farting". Disgusting!

that's really disgusting

It amazes me that this guy is wealthy - he sounds illiterate & is so low class - just proves money doesn't buy class - no matter how much you have!