My repeated commenting must have crashed the server. It's not the first time.

http://www.celebslam.com

i see it

ok, place your bets for the first celeb gossip in the new server. I place my bet on Lindsay "swimsuit" Lohan.

I am voting for Jessica Simpson.

i can't see the new server :(

Okay, new server is here...let's get on with it!! I want side-view of Lohan's cans, Paris's armpits, and K-Fed and Britney being their hillbilly selves!
That's what I come to expect and deserve!

I'd like to crush Beyonce with the sheer weight of my awesomeness...

i can see it. My vote is on that loser of a husband and wannabe hip-hop artist, Kevin Federline!!...

#3 - I wouldn't mind if it was Lindsey "crackwhore" Lohan either. I hear she's like Barbie with all of the interchangable outfits and accessories (paraphernalia sold separately). When you squeeze her tit, Malibu Lohan actually makes cum gargling/ spitting noises from what I hear.... it should be a hot item for Christmas this year, so pre-order.

I can't read it because...because I CAN'T READ!!!

My guesses for what happened to the server:

1.Star Jones sat on it.
2.Lindsey Lohan tried to snort it.
3.Lance Bass came out to it.
4.Mel Gibson called it "Sugartits."
5.TomKat claimed it as their alien spawn.
6.Paris Hilton gave it herpes.
7.Big Gay Al tried to bone it.
8. Pam Anderson smothered it with her freakishly ginormous fake hooters.
9. Dick Cheney accidentally shot it.
10. John Mark Karr strangled it and claimed it was an "accident" but he still loves it.

these comments make no sense whatsoever.

My guess as to what happened to the server...DanYELL blew it up with her obnoxious commenting in caps.

I can see it!!!!!!!!

yes. or maybe BEAVER's BO traveled through the system, and caused the whole thing to collapse under the pressure of her skankyness.

damnYELL's back!!! damnYELL's back!!!

Let the funny begin!

A life without Superficial updates is a lonely, shallow life indeed.

http://www.10pennypixel.com

It must have been my blinding beauty that crashed your server. Gosh, I'm so sorry. I won't let it happen again.

ahhh. richport. you seriously, woul dbe like, my best friend if i ever met you....blindfolded...drugged...and...deaf.

#18 - your blinding beauty? Then you must be the polar opposite of #19, in fact, that makes you the anti-YELL.

or the exact twin of richport, of course you'd have to be on crack because that thing is sooooo ugly, the mirror breaks every time it comes into contact with it.

"it" being richport , of course.

celeb pics fun in the meantime is up at the SP sister site... peace out! http://www.savingfaceforum.com/index.php?showforum=49

Here's the next story for the SF guy:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/08/21/people.parishilton.ap/index.html

"Paris" the album was set for release Tuesday. Hilton's breathy, reggae-infused single, "Stars Are Blind," has climbed to the top of Billboard's dance music chart.

What the hell is the world coming to?!?!?

I can certainly read it here in Seattle. glad you got it all fixed!

I see dead servers! wait...

If yu kan red this thank a teechr.

I can not read this. Not because the server is hosed, but because, sadly, I can't read at all. In fact, I have no idea how I am even able to type this.

Where am I?

Hey, you kids get off my grass!

head on. apply directly to the forehead.

All I can see is a humongous penis wearing lime green speedos and vomit all over my keyboard.

yours,

hopeless

Once again posting for no other reason but to post. I am so gay that it hurts. My gayness has actually become spontaneously-physically painful.

oh my christ that little annoying piece of shit that gets stuck to the bottom of your shoe and won't go away named danielle is back.
I thought I specifically told you to kill yourself months ago? Didn't you get fired from your reception job yet because you're using the internet when you should be ordering food & coffee for all of the people with college educations?

@30 bah hahahaha!!

Nice. I didn't realize Danielle had such a fan club.

She's such a useless 16 year old, she's a big fan of saying things in the vain of "I know you are but what am I?" It was the start of all that is currently wrong (including the server issues)with the Superficial and it won't go away.
We've gotten rid of megan harris, trophywife and lame bananas, this chick is toast.

Careful... if you call her toast, danYELL X will call you racist.

If this lets me post I will run around my living room excitedly naked, because I've tried so hard to post on this awesome site and it has never let me..

Holy fudge! Welcome to the club, me! *puts back on clothes* Ok cool, this new server thing works from Australia FAYI.. sweet mate!

Whee it's back.. I needed my Superficial fix.

ahhh. good ole friend biatch HO is back. lovely to hear from your ignorant ass again....NOT. get a life, you worthless piece of shit. get off the public computer, and get back to removing elephant shit at your penniless job at the zoo. maybe we can talk some more after your break, okay. *kisses*

p.s. are you and richport lovers? you should be. you both complete each others ignorance. you two would make some great unitelligable, grotesque, babies together....who'd probably commit suicide at the sight of thier parents. never mind. bad idea.

btw- do you guys have a myspace page?

#37 I love me some bougie in the morning. MMMM MMMM. Let's expound on the history of racism, shall we? We can dissect the meaning of politically correct phrases meant to give succor to those who purposefully disenfrachise themselves while ignoring the plight of real victims. Let's also extol the benefits of cutting and pasting from wikipedia to make our points. Fear not, I do not hate the ignorant. In fact, I'm here to help. Hurricane season is coming up and the government is looking for 'human weather shields' to bolster the levees in N'awlins. If you run now (probably on all fours) you just might beat the undocumented workers vying for those coveted positions. Oh, did I call you a bitch yet? No? BITCH (I know how you looooove the caps). My Space is for 16 year olds...

yeah yeah yeah. put down the dictionary and pick up a bat already. hit yourself with it continuously and then be a doll and jump into a lake full of flesh eating disease.

(p.s.)shhhh. we all KNOW you're not white. but seriously, coloring your skin with crayola is such a bad disguise.

My bad, I will try to pick small words for you next time, I do not want to hurt your brain.

yeah, also be sure to actually go to collge and ge an education so that everytime you write a sentence like i don't know, " i love cats"...you won't have to refer to a dictionary to check for spelling mistakes.

of course college and get are mispelled incorrectly, did you notice that? it was a test...but you always fail those, even blood test! man you're stupid.

I'm sure every member of damnYELL's family has an "I'm with stupid" t shirt.

ahhh....the jokes that you pull out of your ass. very clever.

@43 "mispelled incorrectly"

??HUH??

Its not quite a double negative or an oxymoron, but its def. wrong.

Its ok I don't expect you to know what dems big words is.

SHHHH Beaver, if you leave it alone, it will curl up and die. It's so full on cuntradictions I cun't even begin. SHHHHH... let it curl up and die... somewhere, Malcom X is spinning like a fucking gyroscope in his grave.

Oh shit, I mispelled Malcolm X... I'm turning just as stupid as it is... SHHHH... let it curl up and die...

like totally, oh my gosh, super! wanna pet my wiener, please be quite. if you talk out of your ass any longer than you already have, you'll grow an extra butt cheek, or a brain, or butt cheek with a brain. stay silent.

richport....that's all i have to say. sleep on that.

SHHHHH!!!!! it's still watching.... let it curl up and die.....

Well, I'm done feeding the troll on this thread.

I know black women like you have to have the last word, so go ahead danYELL...

and i know white immigrants like you always have to have the last...well you're always last, since you all were born slow. so..whatever.

shhhhh. richport. you're the sea creature. why don't you just dry up and die already?

I see danielle must have a day off of being the white man's receptionist and is clearly doing what her type do - NOTHING but act lazy & feed off of society.

this only confirms how much of a lamo you really are.

go get a job to occupy your time. are you really that bored that you need to come on here to have a pathetic fight, that you certainly can't win, over a computer? geesh, i feel extra sorry for your ass now.

DanYELL! I thought I told you to go outside with the other kids and play hide and go fuck yourself!!!

(i'm sorry, i don't speak animal)

wait, this one will totally confuse the shit out of her... watch...

danielle... do you like movies about gladiators? have you ever seena grown man naked?

you only speak ape

and i guess you only speak..hmmm, what languages do lesbian whores speak nowadays? something in tongues probably.

oh I get your jam, i call you a lesbian and then you call me one back. wow, like I said, you only know how to do the "I know you are but what am I" schtick, you waste of skin & flesh.

again..i feel sorry for your husband.

having to wake up next your ugly ass everyday, having to smell your skanky ass every morning, having to walk you, feed you, and teach you to do tricks.

i guess love knows no end.

DanYELL, it will rub the lotion on itself or it will get the hose again!

????someone needs to stop sniffing the elmer's glue that was left out by thier crack whore mommy because you're starting to talk out of your ass, not like you weren't before, its just getting worse.please die now!!!!

Elmer's Glue doesn't get you high, DanYELL, you stupid cunt. But here's an experiment for you to try, open up a tube of Krazy Glue and squeeze a little bit out and sniff it--but to get the full effect you have to let the glue touch your nose and hold it there for about 20 seconds. Okay? Try that and then let us know how you do?

i guess it doesn't you grotesque herpes prone slut, since you've tried it already.

quit using the word cunt so much. we understand that its the name you've gone by for half of your life, due to the fact that your mother was a whore, but seriously...stop.

i mean..i guess you would know several experiments involving glue, since your job includes spreading your legs, crack, and mouth for strangers, and then once the poor fellows realize whats inside is in deed NOT a suprise but an infestation, they seal you up with i dunno...glue, so that they can stop you from spreading your diseases like wild flowers.

i feel so sorry for you. but go ahead, honey. keep rambling on.

the next time i have sex with my husband I am going to paint my body black, frizz out my hair, put on 10 inch long nails, wear one of those fake big fat asses, send my kids to my crack dealer for the night and call myself danielle

soooo, basically you're gonna dress up like your mother after she has cross breeded with a horse...? i thought she already gave birth to that..(cough)..i mean you. changing your name wouldn't change the image that you see in the mirror honey. get over it, your fugly. you cold always call a plastic surgeon to fix the problem, i mean that's all you broads do, right?

tsk tsk tsk. low-self esteem is such a tragedy.

by the way, you really shouldn't send your offspring to crack dealers (code for your uncle)..they could turn out like you.

My finest inpersonation of DanYELL the Cunt -- Using #66 as DanYELL's Basis for a Response:
(ahem)(to be read in a whiny, high-pitched, shrill voice)
because your mother paints her body and frizzes her hair out because you are a skanky crack dealer and so is your mother so the next time I have sex with my husband I'm going to wear a big fat ass, too, and then maybe someone will be able to understand you. hahaha i'm so funny.

"I'm rubber & you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you" - Danielle the WonderFart.

#69 - she definitely speaks in a way like those sisters' speak, you know, how they do that thing where they make that saliva sound with their mouth and go "bitch step awf" and force you to talk to the hand.

and don't forget "I feel so sorry for you because you're lame and I feel sorry for you".

biatcho--I forgot to throw in a couple dozen I feel sorry for yous.

she's thrown enough of those in for all of us!

wow. (clapping). perfect performance. i swear you two are like the new actors for the upcoming sequel to "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days", except the title would be : "How to Get Rid of Chlamydia in 8 Hours Before My Husband Gets Home". seriously, you guys should just get a hotel room and be done with. spread your little diseases and roll around in the hay. you two complete each other.

hope i get an invite to the wedding! toodles*

by the way, bitchHO...aka "white skank slut", you still haven't made your way to DC. you really should come visit so that i can show you what a real ass kick feels like. it won't feel like the one your husband gives you every night for not cooking his dinner right, it'll be more of a sudden death in the boxing ring sort of kick. so please, if you have the guts, do come, asshole.

your momma chlamydia husband ass kick DC toodles.

ok, whatever, thee end, buh-bye, thats it, game over, you lose, DIE.

*pathetic, worthless, daddy-less, out-house using, skank, bloated, stripper ass cunt.

What an unpleasant person you seem to be, Danielle.

i am pretty sure I WIN because you just gave up... pretty much like how you're parents gave up on you after having 3 abortions by the time you were 15.
You will never beat the biatcho fucktard.

damnYELL, you have given me so many hearty laughs these past few days I'd like to thank you. But in the way a serial killer thanks fat chicks for having enough back fat to make soap out of. Isn't DC where gangstas grow up, dreaming of moving to a real city? You know, one with a functioning government and social services? So basically you are the armpit of the armpit of America. Nice. Good luck with that.

I don't know who this "Danielle" chick is, but she's a bitch and I hate her.

@28: Haha, I hate that commercial.

-Well, at least the server is back up. The saga continues....

DanYELL, does this mean you're going to finally go far far away for good? Don't play accordian with my emotions, DanYELL the Cunt...if thou sayeth "Thee End, buh-bye" than thou must haul ones ass away for good and not tease us so.

and i don't know what this "elated porn star ho" is...thank god, but he/she,thing, is a bitch who needs to stay out of other people's conversations. oh yeah, and i hate "it".

damn, bitchport,sissymammy, bitch ho, pornstar...the list goes on of how many twirps stalk me. geesh, i may need to hire a bodyguard, or in you all's cases, a DISEASE guard. sheesh.

DanYELL, do you go to Ballou High School? your spelling and grammar are highly characteristic of a Ballou HS student.

Note to rest: Ballou High School is in the District of Columbia where basically the inmates run the asylum and most of the kids go to socialize or conduct "business" rather than learn. There were about 4 shootings there in one year alone. Oh, and the mercury spill. One of the Einsteins that attend thought it would be fun to play with mercury, which resulted in the school being shut down for months and the EPA having to step in.

only you would know how ballou high school students write or form coherent sentences...because you went there, or lived there, or slept around there. i get so confused of exactly what you did, since you were the school's personal whore, counselor, and failing coke-addicted student. whatever.

high school, is for high school attendees, which i am not. i am in college sweety. maybe you'll get there one day, when your drug dealing parents who claim to have had nothing to do with your bastard birth can afford to send you to one.

DanYELL, I got my DEGREES many moons ago (I'm nearly 40) and not from whatever pathetic "higher learning" facility you attend, where I'm sure the only entrance requirement is a pen. Where do you go, UDC? Montgomery College? PG COUNTY???? Strayer University correspondence courses maybe? Get your degree online!!! Oh well, at least you try to better yourself.

And I certainly didn't grow up in that cess pool Southeast DC. I'm not even from there, I just happened to have worked there at one time. Work-that means earn a living, not collect my check on the first of the month as you are probably used to since you grew up down there at Barry Farms/EAST of the Anacostia!

When you type all of your nastiness, does spit fly all over the keyboard?

Okay, predictable comeback coming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....
Jazzymammy--YOU grew up on Barry Farms! Because your momma was on the welfare and your daddy was in jail for dealing crack at STrayer University. I feel sorry for you because you got degrees all over the moons. I work. I work at calling people diseases and getting my edumacation.

(laughing). i don't think that i would've admitted to being nearly forty. that only proves that you're a low-life, with nothing better to do than pick on someone, geesh...HALF your pathetic age. quit rambling on about your childhood, you're the one who looks like a jackass...airing out all of your dirty laundry.

p.s. ummmmm. sorry sweety, unfortunatly i do not attend any of those lower-class colleges that you mentioned above.

it's called William and Mary, somwhere you can't afford to go...where did you get your so-called "degrees" from anyway?...the back of a milk carton?

go take your old ass to the store, get some diapers, shit in them, and then do a happy dance on your front lawn. i here old people relieve stress that way.

William and Mary? You would say that out loud proudly? Okay. I went to the University of Pennsylvania -- I'm a northeast girl, myself.

I'll check back with you in twenty years and see how you feel about us OLD people in our late 30's then. So what's the 20 year old set looking forward to this fall? I'm going to Italy -- again. And then Barcelona. It's tough being old. Have fun in your dorm in Williamsburg, although I still think that's a whopper, DanYELL the cunt. I think you're shuffling on the Red Line to Van Ness to UDC every Tuesday and Thursday.

William & Mary???? That sounds like THE MOST boring-ass Mormon-run college in the universe!! When I was in college I had a SOCIAL life, got drunk, got high, partied, got laid, made good friends... I only used a computer when I had to do a paper. I didn't sit on a computer fighting with strangers all day long because i had friends & fun shit to do. I imagine friends are hard to come for you, danielle, since you're probably the only black person allowed to go to that school and was given a full scholarship because you're black and all the cool white kids hate you for it.
Either that or they hate you because your cunt smells of horseradish & cheeserot.

o-k. so maybe i lied. i only said i went to William and Mary, one of the schools i did actually apply to and got excepted, so i could relate to you whitey almighty wannabees.

truth? i go to Howard University...somewhere where you diseased country folk aren't allowed....

seriously, please stop admitting that you're an old fart. i could careless. in fact, just stop posting all together.

don't you have to get somewhere? like, McDonald's to flip the burgers on the grill?

i'm still ignoring this cuntbag, but they seem to be on an education level that is far beneath the earth's surface. take a hint, please. or atleast take a bat and put it to use on your head.

You can't ignore me, cockface, because I am never going away. You want to start shit, I'll finish it & put your pathetic retarded ass in its place like yo PAPPY should have done years ago.

And your credibility is slim to none... we don't believe a word you're saying so stop trying to pretend like you have money, or a real education or a job other than fetching coffee for the white man. You're a zero.

bitch please. your spur of the moment amnesia amuses me. i didn't start shit, your herpes prone ass did. but whatever, there's just no arguing with your stalker ass.

btw- i dont have to prove anything to your sun-burned skanky ass. you, on the other hand, keep rambling on about what you "supposedly" have and do and how wonderful and dainty your pathetic life is. if anything, i'd say that you're the one who's kidding himself.

go buy a brain...and then use it.

pathetic fishycooch stripper whore.

ooohhh fishycooch? I think you meant to say horseradish cooch, because remember, I said you had a cunt that smelled like horseradish? Remember that?

no, i don't remember that..and neither does the rest of the human race...because you're a nobody. get lost bitch HO.

My cousin's wife went to Howard med school. Howard is a great school. I just can't believe you go there because you are painfully undereducated and illiterate. Stop lying DanYELL the Cunt, you don't go to Howard University.

And by the way, Ramona Africa, whites are allowed there.....it would be called discrimination if we weren't. God you really are so fucking stupid and unworldly. (In fact, my husband took a summer calc course there and he's white. My daughter's first pediatrician--who is WHITE -- went to med school there, too.) We just choose to NOT go there because it's in the middle of a fucking war zone! And don't try to tell me that 14th Street and Florida Avenue and Georgia Avenue and back in the neighborhoods like on Seton Place and all that ain't ghetto because that shit is rough.

And you're very low class. What's with this whitey shit. It really reflects your lack of upbringing, education and intelligence. You won't get far in this world with that kind of attitude, Miss 20 Year Old Know It All.

#93 - You fucking moron. Getting "excepted" means you were left out, as in not 'accepted'. I cun't believe how you cuntinue to cuntradict yourself, damnYELL the cunt. Shouldn't you be paying attention in remedial English? It might actually help. I just cun't believe that hard earned tax dollars by people like myself, jrzmommy, and biatcho actually go to pay for the education of idiots like you. They would never let you into Howard, though, admittedly a great instituition, it is a bougie stronghold. See schools like that require written and verbal skills, and knowing the difference between the meaning of synonyms. Try again.

you whores really crack me up. seriously, i can't stop laughing....at you.

these crackas got, me so mad I finna go and smak me da first white ho...I see. damn you soopafishal, damn.you to hwll you whores.

I'd thought for sure we were going to get the typical table-turned on us response from DanYELL, like how we've never been to college and we don't know the meaning of words and how I'm the real racist. That last response was quite tame. maybe she's gone for good now!!!

I think she took my advice and is out practicing fellatio on the neighborhood thugs...

#101. could you please stop speaking ebonics, we all already know you have the IQ of a tomato...you're just making it worst.

#102 i never said you haven't gone to college. you probably did go to one...a good upstanding one in fact. i mean, just because its across the street from the jailhouse, it doesn't mean that it's not a good school. of course real schools have windows..just wanted to point that out.

#103. please stop airing your mothers dirty laundry. i mean, we already know that your mother had your ass out of wedlock, do we really need to here about her after school activities? keep some things to yourself...geesh.

damnYELL, you queen. And of course I mean the whole dressed in drag thing. Try not to talk too much in "African-American" history class when community college classes start. Professor X will have smack a bougie ho. You can be Black, successful, and not sound white. Maybe a couple of Tony Roberts tapes will help you, or Oprah's DVD box set, or a few Toni Morrison poems. Or a fucking lobotomy.

i know, i know. i am a queen aren't I? and i'm sorry that i can't relate to your part-time job...i seriously find drag queens scary. (choking)..i totally just got a mental picture of you in my head. get it out! get it out! (after several head shakes).phew! better.

and sweety, i don't need to take a class on african american history. you..on the other hand, you should consider taking a class entitled "WHITE SUPREMACY: how losers think they own the world, but really stole thier way to the top" -your life story..by the way-

go ahead, throw out names of fabulous people who's IQ's are 100% higher than your's will ever be. i should go get some popcorn.this is getting quite entertaining.

I think RichPort is black, aren't you? Oh--he must be like the Chapelle character, the black white supremecist, Tyrone Bigguns!! WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE!

and what EXACTLY are you?, jizzymammy?

danielle is totally one of those dumb black chicks that you see on bridezillas that think they're queens & princess' when all they are are big fat asses who barely fit into a wedding dress and look dumb in white and act like 5 year olds because it is THEIR DAY and no one else is allowed to share in it!! and think that going to the local restaurant that actually uses linen napkins instead of paper is the nicest place on the planet to have a recpetion in, even though its right off the highway and named "Bob's Big Boy".

So let me see, hating gays is ok, but being prejudiced against Blacks is evil. Did I miss something, you ignorant idiot? Again, punctuation, my little tootsie roll.

The Chapelle reference is classic.

and you...bitch HO, are totally one of those dumb white cracker barrel chicks that you see on Laguna Beach. i mean..minus the chick part, being rich, actually being a human, and having a reality show, of course.

-bitchport awww...
who said anything about hating gays? i don't hate gay people..that's mean. and yes, being prejudice against african american's is evil.

but then again, i wouldn't expect you to really agree with that fact because your little ego trip and all.

you know what else is classic? the look on your face when the doctor announced your HIV test results to you. totally, like oh my friggin' god ....classic!

I am of the cracker persuasion, DanYELL the cunt.

Reality: It's more than a seven letter word.

I'm sorry, let me rephrase my answer,
I am OF the cracker persuasion. (I don't think DanYELL understands things unless there is random shouting involved)

What the hell is that about HIV results and like oh my friggen god...whatcyoutalkin'boutdanYELL?

Schooling damnYELL the cunt is making my fingers itch and my crotch sore. It's funny how your body inately knows when to retreat from potential biological waste. I bet if I sprayed deodorant on damnYELL the cunt she'd disappear...

dickburger - you know what else is classic? the look on your face when the doctor announced your HIV test results to you. totally, like oh my friggin' god ....classic!

"only you would know how ballou high school students write or form coherent sentences..." um, DanYELL the cunt.....what do you think the word "coherent" means? Here's an SAT kinda question...now, without using the thesaurus option on Word (by the way, a thesaurus isn't a big dinosaur that talks, either) tell me the a synonym for coherent...is it, a) illogical, b)lucid, or c)cunt. Which is it, DanYELL.....the clock is ticking....the word is coherent............

#112. figures...jizzymammy, the ghost.

#113. yeah, it sure is. why don't you go and check out a book at the library about it, read it, and then tell me whether or not your living in it, kay?

#114. yes, you ARE indeed sorry. you just told me about what sorry race you were born, do i really need to hear about it again? and my absurd language in the past comment was like so in tune with what you guys totally like speak in like everyday awesome conversations. like duh! that's hawt.

#115. ummm. TMA. you should really get that checked out. i told you, screwing strange people in the alley only leads to uncurable and deadly diseases. i bet if i sprayed you with clorox...you'd only get whiter. you probably bathe in it anyway, so i doubt it would affect your ass.

"you just told me about what sorry race you were born, do i really need to hear about it again?" - AND THAT IS PROPER ENGLISH???

And black hoochiemommas can NEVER make fun of anyone about the way they talk because I can barely understand what you bitches yell at random people, it's unintelligible.

#119. i feel sorry for you. were you dropped on your head when you were a little kid?

I prefer to be called White Bread. Was life so sheltered for you growing up in the projects that you really think all white people talk like Hilary from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? (that's really going to throw her, a black chick who talks like the stereotype of a white chick.) Take the bus out of the hood for an afternoon and go listen to some white people talk....and you show me a professional white adult that walks around saying, "Like, OMIGOD awesome ya know totally"

"you just told me about what sorry race you were born," no no no.....The correct sentence structure would be "You just told me about what a sorry race INTO WHICH you were born" I guess proper grammar wasn't a priority at Ballou. But I'm surprised being a -- what did you say you were in, your third year?-- a junior at Howard University would have such terrible writing skills.

I may be a cracker but at least I am articulate you ignorant bitch.

You know, I was just thinking to myself, why do I have this empty feeling all of a sudden? And then it dawned on me... danielle has not yet felt sorry for me today. Now I am blessed.

Biatcho--she feels sorry again.

Let's face it, this one is a bored DC government employee (probably at the DMV) and is a waste of tax payer dollars (on her salary) as she sits on her lazy fat ass all day and plays on the computer while she sneers and gets an attitude when someone --horrors!-- expects her to do her job. I have the feeling "I is on my break" is a major phrase in her vocabulary. I'm picturing lots of braids, big long bright air-brushed acrylic nails, pump-fat at the ankles. This one also probably goes to church on Sundays -- all fucking day -- and has the nerve to call her ignorant assed hating self a christian, too.

I love you jrzmommy....we TOTALLY think alike! I also picture that god-awful governemnt DMV workers uniform painted on the fat ass with a big belly and the pants are pulled up underneath the boobs. And you can just see the teeth of the zipper holding on for dear life to remain shut. tough to keep all that fat in cotton.

#121. i'll respond to you when you've come off of your high, kay?

#122. blessed by what? you feel empty inside because you haven't had your daily dose of stranger's dick today. either that, or the fact that you have no brain nor intelligence. but you could always go hit your usual corner to pick up guys so you can make yourself feel better. i'm not sure where you can find a brain, but keep looking, kay?

the stranger... it's like when you sit on your hand until it falls asleep then you masturbate & call it the stranger.

Oh, and let's not forget, she spends money on the hair and the nails and her fucking NISSAN MAXIMA but lives in a god dammed shithole neighborhood. Her four fucking kids -- from three different fathers -- all wear Tommy Hilfiger and POLO clothes but they live in a god dammed housing project. It's all about the priorities! and I bet you anything her kids names have the following characteristics: 1)a vast preponderance of vowels, b)a fucking apostrophe in the middle for no reason at all, or c) ends in -que. I got this one's number b i g t i m e

OOPS I forgot, back to her kids' names, or d) are named after a luxury item, i.e. Lexus, Chanel or Diamond.

You think I'm off my high yet, bitch? Should I keep going? Should I start a discussion about your overuse of Eternity perfume, your overuse of the phrase "mmmm hmmmmm, girl you got that right," and the fact that you know at least half a dozen people currently in DC lockup?

you're no longer DanYELL the Cunt, you're now DanYELL the Public Assitance, WIC-usin', Kool-Aid drinking CUNT.

in the vain of danyell... AMEN SISTAH... GO!

#126. ugh. yeah, keep giving me reasons to call you a wierd cuntmuncher.

#127, 128, 128. for the last time, quit airing out your dirty laundry on a public website! no one cares about what you call your fugly kids, or what you do on the weekends, or how you screw poles. what? you didn't mention the screwing of poles? oooops..i just let out another one of your secrets didn't i?

#131. i'm not even going to respond to your flat ass, nonsense loving, camp site living, stripper pole humping, bastard ass. kay?
oops..i did it again.

(#129)...yes i can count. your comebacks are so oblivious to me.

so long suckers...

bye danyell... i do hope you choke on a cock tonight! a big, hairy, veiny black one. eeewww...

Is it possible that damnYELL the cunt is really one of those white chicks on Jerry Springer trying to sound as ghetto as possible? Enquiring minds want to know... maybe she's really Buckwild from Flava of Love...

She is quite possibly the slowest and most dull-witted person I've ever encountered, and I worked at a camp for retarded kids one summer, so DamnYELL is pretty low-functioning.

She's probably looking at her kids, Jamique, Tiffanaey, Uni'que and Dontay and wondering why the fuck she named them such stupid fucking names in the first place.

"your comebacks are so oblivious to me." What do you think she meant? Oblivious? Do you think she really meant to say that my comebacks aren't aware of her? seriously, she's one really stupid chick.

Yea, I made the mistake of using a three syllable word on her and she accused me of being a dictionary whore. Maybe she'll "except" our apologies for frying her remaining braincells, but I do believe I misunderestimate her...

Rich--I don't think she axed us for an apology for blowing her mind.

danielle reminds me of why I stopped reading the comments on Superficial. Whatever happened to Fa Cube, Cruising, krisdylee, big jim, and holly j? Ah, the good old days. jrzmommy, you're the only one I recognize now! Here's to Superficial old skool.