Aug 4 2006Britney Spears is very truly out of her mind

First?

@1 Gayvid. It's FIRST!!!!!, not first? get it straight ASS-WIPE!!!!!!!!!!

She sownds smert to me.

I don't really know what to say.

wow. she seemed smarter when she was on the mickey mouse club.

She makes me sick to my stomach.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

I love at the end she says "some people are ahead of us." or something like that... GEE, you fucking think?

If I didn't know better I'd say she's a chromosome short.

What year is this vid from, is it recent? Looks like it was from she was still skinny and had a tight body.

I couldn't get the damn sound to work...she looks BONKERS from what I saw! Yes, she is bonkers!

She is having a mid-life crisis already.

http://www.BadBreakups.net

have you ever seen "back to the future"?]
haha.

holy. freaking. god.

i think she's on mushrooms.

This is just sad. She's obviously has no social skills and is stoned and/or drunk beyond her ability to behave (burping on film? duh) and speak like any normal human being. No wonder she thinks she's behind. SHE IS!!

her nipples make my eyes water.

oh...and howard huges aint got nothin on her.

After watching that, I feel like the most fucking brilliant, sober and stunning poster child for the human race EVER.

SAY NO TO DRUGS, KIDS

@7 Pinky, I think it's the other way around. When Britney was born the doctor told her moms that she had an extra chromosome, and her mom was like, "HOT DOG!! any extra chromosome, I knew my baby was spacial!!!"

Her mom really said Spacial, but I think she meant Special??? not sure though.

P.s. I want to suck your juicebox!!!

Hopeless

This has to be old.....there's no Vampira of the Darkness black hair and she doesn't look like Daisy the Cow here.

time track travel speed.

nice.

Wow. So that settles it... K Fed is with her because she's the only person in the whole fucking planet dumber than him. She makes Jessica look like a PH fucking D.

It is old, she mentioned "When did Spawn come out". That film was out in 1997. If I had to take a guess, this video was probably filmed between 1997-1999.

http://www.BadBreakups.net

she sounds very smart.

granted, i don't have sound on my computer.

but with all the epileptic head bobs on thsi video and then seeing the meals-on-wheels she's eating... I figure any complete sentence indicates growth here.

waste of my life.

#20 - had she met k. fed then? wasn't she still dating justin timberlake around 99?

i think its probably an outtage from that horrible reality show they did which was just thrown together from movies britney and k.fed made together when they first started dating

@16: Hopeless, My juicebox is chock full of 100% Vitamins B12 & E. Enjoy!

Those, my friends, are Rock Star drugs. Must be nice.

"Spawn"? I thought she said "Spun" I gave her too much credit. I thought she was looking for tips.

*er i mean outtake not outtage

@20

She was asking about the movie "Spun" which came out in 2002.

I'm guessing this was apart of her and Kevin's Chaotic series on television.

That video is so disturbing on so many levels. Where to begin? She eats like a lowland gorilla, tearing things apart with her fingers and shoving them messily into her mouth. She belches like a truckdriving man, not pretty. She talks like a RETARDED product of incest. She is the epitome of hick, the hickest hick of all hickdom. Her idiotic reactions, meant I'm sure to be humorous, instead come off as sad and desperate. And last, but tragically not least, she makes K-Fag come off as the brains of the two. Listening to him gently advise her that time travel is not possible, and that if it were it would "mess shit up" was akin to hearing the great Stephen Hawking lecture about black hole anomalies. If that's "country", I'm all for medical castration.

All I see when I watch that clip is a young drunk/stoned girl from Louisiana. I'm not a big fan of her, but the girl does have talent.

I predict she'll be doing fine in a few more years.

OMG, I know its not related but I LOVED seeing that Marcia Cross ad, I adore her.

O. M. G. This is absolutely golden.

HUH!? I r smart.....

@24

And it's my most favorite flavor of all time. PINK. mmmm pink.

Second favorite flavor electric blue.

Lickums and butterflies,

Hopeless

Holy moly - she is THE stupidest bitch EVER.

I - HUH?! *table thump* I am missing out on life. HUH?! I feel, so, uh *burp* behind.
Well, honey that's because you're making an ASS of yourself. After witnessing that horrific piece of footage, I really don't know if I feel sorry for him or her.

It merits one comment: Der.

And you people think I'M fucked in the head!!!

The link is looking at you Hopeless.

By about the 12th "HUH?" I was ready to plunge my fist through the screen and rip out her vocal cords.

@7, I was going to say the same thing. "Ah thank some people are ahaid of us." No shit, honey.

She burps better than she sings.

Me fail english? That's unpossible!

I liken her boobs to a wet egg. Her nipple is the drop of water *just* about to drip off of the bottom. Fuck-nasty.

@35 You have something against pink flavored juice boxes? Have you ever tasted Pinky_nips juicebox if you had, I guarantee your favorite flavor would be pink, which is a combination of labiabia and golden honey!!!!

Now shut the fuck up gaywad, before I pile drive your corn-eye with my meat-sabor!!!!!!!

Hopeless_

all i think of when i read 38 that is ralphie and he is obviously way smarter than britney spears

I bet after having this leaked out for a while, she'll really wish time travel was possible so she could go back in time and erase alll evidence of this particualr retardation. This just beggars belief.

Dis thread make me want type like stoopid. I din grajooate from skool cuz me's a singer. Me love Looseyana and fancie tings. I want be fwends with Ana-Nikole two. Wurs my baby? Oops, me eated him. I like to fink out lowd to de camra becuz it love me. I's how old? Dis many!! Oh, and I's bon wif big gums.

wow. I mean, I knew the bitch was stupid but.... WOW. WTF with the table slap? HUH? See and all this time, we thought HE ruined HER...

jacq, that CRACKED me up

jesus-fucking-christ.
now i really need to get the number of her dealer, the shit she gets must be hardcore...
shes gettin better and better at bein smart. soon shell be half as clever as a chicken nugget.

"Oops me eated him" HA!

I think this is best thing I have ever seen.

Britney Spears is richer and more famous than any of you will ever be. I think this also finally disproves Darwinian evolution.

I am coming to realize that youtube is greatest human advance since the advent of fire.

If this doesn't prove it, then I don't know what will.

#20, she said SPUN, she's just such a fucking hick you couldn't understand her country white trash ass. Has anyone seen the SNL sketch where Jennifer Aniston is playing Britney Spears. The sketch is supposed to be night she decided to marry that guy who was not K-Fed in Vegas. I thought it was funny when I first saw it but that shit was DEAD ON. It’s practically the exact same scenario.

The real question is how did she last so long giving people the impression she was a sweet and well spoken girl? I remember 1999-2002 pretty well, I didn't like her but she knew how to speak like a human.

and Spun came out in 2002, but she met Kevin in 2004....I don't know why I'm happy she didn't know the movie had been out for so long.

She's either stoned or her intelligence level is that of a stoned person.

The comments on this one remind me of the email pic of the little black kid holding a huge crayon with the caption "I has a crayon." Anybody see that one? Now that was some funny shit.

What has she just finished smoking?

Is she cross-eyed for half this thing?

She kinda reminds me of the way my ex's new gf acts ... you know the one who gave him a VD ... 'cept she's not as sexy as Britney is in this vid.

YIKES!!!!!!!!!

I'd Hit It!!!

@ 27 & 48

Thanks for the correction on "Spun". That makes more sense. I can't imagine her being interested in Spawn anyways.

http://www.BadBreakups.net

Does she practice speaking english for her interviews? Her hick accent is so thick you'd need a chainsaw to cut thru it. Yeesh! Dumber then a bowl of mice, that one.

Wow she is hammered.

I think cheating on Justin Timberlake was a mistake she could never forgive herself for. Therefore, becoming self destructive.

whuuuhhh? huhhhhh?
chomping on food the whole time...her and George W. should hang out. THey would get along famously.

WOW. Bitch must be FUCKED UP on drugs, must be pot since she's eating fried food.

Kevin earns his sugar momma money by living with her. I have a new respect for him...or maybe I have so little respect for Britney now that he is the more respectable one?

How did Justin put up with her???

I don't buy the whole hick accent thing because, like Madonna's British accent, it seems to come and go in different interviews. Plus how could she still have that heavy of an accent when she pretty much spent her entire childhood in Orlando, Florida?

I hate her even more now for making me feel sorry for Kevin.

i'm guessing the table slapping and random shouts are tourettes related. i've never watched anything on this website (not even paris' music video) that has made me want to punch myself in the boob as badly as that clip just did. i like kevin federline more now for dealing with that f*cktwit...what!?!?!

She sounds like she's auditioning for the lead role in "The Reba Story".

I haven't heard anyone say "huh?" that much since I tried to explain "Memento" to Keanu Reeves.

http://www.reidaboutit.com/blog.htm

O. Ma. Gawd, y'all.

She's not pregnant, and K-Fed mentions something about her having been on tour, so it's probably pre-Sean Preston. Maybe this was supposed to have made it onto that reality show they did. Remember that? The beginning of the end.

"my jaw hurts" - maybe she's on E.

@39 Hopeless_, may I call you Hopeless_, click the link and speak into the mic!!!

Not as Hopeless_
but quite Suicidal

She is clearly stoned. And stupid.

if she were on E or coke or acid or mushrooms she would not be eating that food. The only drug I can think of where you can eat while you are high is pot

@62 - I read your name and almost spit my water out. wawawetards - fucking awesome.

#66--she's not on E. the only time I've ever said my jaw hurts is when i finished sucking dick. which would also explain why she's shoving food down her maw--to get out k-fed's nasty essence.

The girl is completely LIT! Plus, she thinks she's cuter than she is. Man she's annoying. And the fact that Kevin sounded like the rational one is scaring the crap outta me!

#69 is right....but she is definitely on something.

she may be the biggest flippin retard on the planet. and how is it possible k-fag sounds more intelligent than her.

these people do too many drugs

@56 - "bowl of mice"... sounds tasty!!!

The link is for (or of) jrzmommy.
You can look too Mr Hopeless_Screenwriter sir!

I sooo would have hit that six years ago. I wish I would have died after I fist saw her then, before the pedistal we all put her on came tumbling down. I need a new role model... Quick

i can tell you as someone who does party from time to time, that is definitely NOT marijuana she is on (and if it is--where can i find some of that??!). some people are able to eat on drugs. and this is BRITNEY SPEARS we are talking about here. how could you possibly question britney spears' ability to eat? that girl could probably do a lb of cocaine and still be eatin french fries!!

i say E. definitely. that "my jaw hurts" comment gives it all away.

I don't think Britney is insane. She is simply an immature, rambling moron, (the southern twang only adds to that statement)who is so stoned out of her mind that she thinks her thoughts are profound. In most cases, people scribble down their pot inflicted thoughts and throw them out when they sober up and realize their retardedness, they don't air them for the world to see...

She is HIIIIIIGH!

@67 Suicidal. I can't click your fucking link because I'm at work and this gay ass company has practically everything blocked. Sorry. Can you tell me what the picture is on your link? Or what it is you'd like me to see or do? Probably some pictures of dicks and stuff. Whoopdie whooperston!!!

Hopeless,

P.s. Fuck You gaywad!!!!

first off, shes stoned. Second off.. I don't ever want to hear that girl talking about time travel again. She does not have the intelligence to understand it. NO Ms. Spears, you can't travel back in time. Yes Ms. Spears some day it could be possible to go forward in time. It is all about finding the worm hole and discovering that you can travel faster than the speed of light(which is true.) I'll stop with the quantum physics shit. Britney Spears, please do us all a favor and drink your self into coma.

I read somewhere that Britney Spears died in a fire. This is probably some sort of government conspiracy.

Definitely E. Not everyone likes to eat on E but some people do. Amongst other things (time travel ("Yes it is, Kevin!"), "things...like things", giggling), the jaw hurting is a dead giveaway.

Yet another chapter in the amazing book of "Dumb Shit Celebs Do On Camera And Don't Erase".

Ah, wasted people trying to be all deep and philosophical...

She feels like she is missing out on "things" and "things."

Clearly what she is missing are a few brain cells.

@82 Cheeks is that you? WTF? Did you get your computer back? Are you home? Are you back? Are you at your parents? Where are you right now? Virginia? Florida? New Zealand? Is the price of gas going to go down? What's the air speed velocity of an african sparrow? Aunty M... Aunty M.... Talk to me????

Sorry about raping your web-site!!!!!!!!!
ninj

"Miss Spears, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

she was on something fo sho.

Look, her saw hurts from eating constantly. I'm sure that even an elephants jaw starts to hurt sometimes.
And quit lookin' at her pee-hole! You're cheating! You're doin' something! Quit looking at her pee-hole!

#86 - Props to you. Well done.

I'd still rather be subjected to this than Britney's first sex-romp video.

HUH!

She makes Anna Nicole sound intelligent. So sad.

Was anyone else a little creeped out by the bit where he zoomed in real close and she starred wide-eyed into the camera and then had an epileptic, head twitching fit?
*Shudders* That was worse then The Exorcist.

u think she's nuts? u should meet my ballsack....yeah...BALLSACK!!

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Hi everyone. It be me, Britney, again. Sometime I sound sofa kind we todd dead on ekstacie. I shur am glad that I have muney becuz I don't have to wurk and I bot me a husband. Unless I can wurk a tha Cheetow faktory. That wood be the awesomest. My jaw hurts becuz I put me mouf on Kevin's erekshun. He calls it a wee-wee but whutever. How are babys mayd? Time travel? I have to go fri a sammich now wif Anna cuz we're pregnated.

*king* - dammit! Way to blow it, Jacq.

She seems like she's just drunk, all those damn burps are like beer burps. And she's SUCH a hillbilly. But let's focus on the stupidity--it's there, drunk or sober. And the woman reproduced. *sobs*

"Cocaine is a helluva drug."
-Rick James

uuhhhhhhh...okay? why did she start going on about back to the future?

This would have been part of the reality series...THIS should have made it on tv, it's hilarious.

When she says she feels "behind," does she mean "slow" as in "retarded?" If she did, it's the only insightful thing she said the whole time.

Hopeless_, you are hilarious, too. I have to offer my boyfriend a juicebox when he gets home ;)

What a bint. K-Fed's looking better all the time. :*(

I think I lost brain cells watching that video.

#29 - I think she'll be doing TIME in a few more years. It's scary that Kevin's the smarter one of the two.

SPUN is a movie about METH addicts...why pretell would Shitney want to see that unless she uses? The only people I know who saw spun are tweakers, its a cult classic with them. think about it, people who watch the movie half-baked are potheads. people who DONT do drugs DONT watch cheech and chong.

the video itself is exhibit a. and i rest my case. what a drugbag

Now Gorilla know where bananas went. Britney smoke them.

OMFG. I've always thought K-Fed was the bigger douchebag of the two, but that's obviously not the case. I'm from Georgia, but listening to that drawl has caused my ears to spurt blood. Thanks, Shitney.

@102
I saw "spun" and I never touched that shit in my life so your rationale is retarded. I have done E though and she is definately not on that shit. She is drunk and stoned.

"Mmmmmm... mmmmmmmm... BUUUURRP.... huuuuh? Huuuuuuh? BUUUUUUURP! Lahk THANGS.... lahk THANGS.... huuuuuuh? Huuuuuuuhh?"

Was she deprived of oxygen at birth, or did she just inherit the stupid gene? When she isn't grunting in a redneckish dialect, she's announcing that time travel is possible.

Maybe intelligence skips a generation. It's SPF's only hope, with a mother like that, who manages to make even his brain-dead dad look smart.

Wouldn't it be funny if SPF grew up to be a model of class, sophistication and personal virtue? His mom would be so ashamed of him! She'd probably think he was gay, if he didn't act "jus' like yer paw."

Oh, and WHAT is with all the twitching and hand-bangiing? She looks like a stroke patient. When does she start drooling?

@98 What are your views on POLYGAMY???

just curious.

Hopeless.

Is that common in America to hit a table before answering a question ??

Looks so cool, I'm thinking of introducing it in Sweden ... but slowly ...

@109...Oh christ, please don't think anything Britney does is customary here in America.

What's missing from her life is to release a sex tape à la Paris Hilton. I bet it's already done.

Most Americans will actually change their behavior patterns if someone says, "I saw Britney Spears do that."

You gotta love it when stereotypes become real.

She really is a dumb, burping, cheetoes-eating redneck moron.

imho...the girl has NOTHING going for her. No looks, no talent, no brains....nothing.

the hundred million is all just a media creation or bad dream or something...right?

Wow, I respect her more even now. She's awesome. I'd love to just sit down and talk with her awhile, it'd be really fun

I can imagine her buying this think it was for her baby:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/03/bottega-veneta-dogs-bed/

#108 Polygamy = the more the merrier. (Find another woman who'll say that :)

You people really need to quit. I don't know what drugs Brit is on, but personally, I think her attitude/personality is a result of genetics. Please. Stop giving us stoners bad names. We are not like Brit.

Good Lord, I have no words for what I saw.

Does this mean the end is near? I don't mean for her, I mean for civilization.

She has to be on *something*. I don't know what, but no one is that... that... whatever that was. Everytime he said something, she'd really struggle to understand that someone was talking. You could just see her thoughts tumbling to a halt as she realized, "Someone said something!" And then, "What? What? What?"

Very very disturbing.

Two words kids: crystal meth.

Oh, and I'm pretty sure oral sex was performed at some point during that conversation.

It's pretty obvious that all this is staged, much like baby Suri's supposed inexistence. For fading stars like Britney, any press is good press.

In summary, joke's on you, America!

why can't people simply give her Dr. Emmett Brown's number and stop criticizing her?

WHAT?

ahahahahah

the intellect of a 12 year old

that's just sad

You know, I'm actually starting to think K-Fed's the one who settled.

no wonder anna nicole wants to be her friend...

i would pay to see that conversation...

i hope her jaw hurts because k-fuck crammed his cock in her mouth...

A video from 4 years ago... What excitement... This just in... Man lands on moon... Yippee super fish...

this looks and sounds completely staged. her southern accent is a put-on. she and k-fed probably decided to make their own comedy short for fun. and it is very old, as others have pointed out. like the silly stuff people do when they first start to date...

wish it was done yesterday, and for real.

This makes K-Fed, Jessica, and Anna Nicole look like Harvard grads. Its mind boggling. She used to seem normal, wtf happened? I'm sure Tom Cruise is to blame somehow.

Ten seconds before K-Fed started looking through the "peephole"....

"Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You're fuckin' up the rotation."

Saddest part of this:
When she moans at the beggining or whatever about being ugly, holy shit. What the FUCK. That shit just makes me wanna give that bitch a... PILEDRIVER BAM MOTHAFUCKA

Funniest part of this:
Britney: "Thats liek uh, new muvie n schtuff.."
K.Fed: "Baby, I fuckin saw that shit 4 months ago ON DVD."

OWNNEDDDD

You know what scares me? Some one out there told B and Kfed that...

"Chaotic is a GREAT idea. Everyone wants to know more about your lives"

And they actually believed it too...

Holy sh*t, that bitch is stupid. I never thought I'd have to admit that K-Fag sounded like an Oxford professor, compared to anyone.

#121 barbadoslim

i agree. all the twitching and random movements indicate meth...but who knows. there is def SOME kind of drugs going on here, but its unclear what. K fed def looks like a methhead tho...
http://www.co.multnomah.or.us/sheriff/faces_of_meth.htm

This just in... Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson make sex video... Coming soon to Super Fish...

You know, I have tried to give this creature the benefit of the doubt. All of the pics and interviews of Britney are taken out of context by the tabloids to sell tons of magazines, right? Well, now I know I was being WAY too naive. What in the name of God is this girl on? A person that vapid and clueless should NEVER be allowed to mingle in society, much less procreate! Geesh! Somebody get this girl some Seroquel and a straight jacket..

Seriously, I would fucking LOVE to party with her. Oh, the cunty fun I would have at her unaware and dumb expense....

she's scattered.

i wonder if that's what she looks back on and thinks "aah, happier times"

@137, you wicked evil girl! I'd pay to watch that.

The video won't play for me, any ideas?

I had to force myself to go back and watch this a second time. The first time, half way through, my brain shut down. I wonder who was shooting this thing and for what purpose?
Obviously K-Fed knew it was being filmed. I never thought she was very bright, but she actually makes Kevin sound smart in comparison. The way she was chowing down made me think she was high. She really sounded more high than crazy. Maybe she was both.

Well, now we know she really IS stupid...

She had to be on something. She's not quite *that* stupid - she can be lucid when necessary - and no way is that an act. It's way too convincing. This is Britney, not the Shakespeare troupe.

I have never felt compelled to put any comments on a blog, this is my first. All I can say to this is - WOW. Her past public persona (which this was not) was clearly a product of skilful managers, stylist, and media training. Now that all that has changed and/or vanished we see this display of Britney-Reality. Things like this, and the "real Britney" that we have seen in the past 2 years is at minimum very sad.

If she would have admitted that she was into the Mary Jane through this clip, at least we could all have a laugh at it and give a reasoning for it. Too bad she would rather appear stupid than admit she was high.

Being high is no excuse for behaving that retarded.

This is incredibly disturbing. I cant believe that this thing is given so much attention. :( This is so disturbing..

What a lady.

She burps like a sailor, and she smacks when she eats, a real class act.

HUH? HUH?

Great Oden's raven, she's breeding more of her kind!

For all of his issues, it really sounds like Kevin is the brains in the family. I really don't know why or how he puts up with her.

"Quit looking throught the peep ho!"

LMAO.

She burped twice and didn't even offer up an "excuse me". It's obvious K-Fed doesn't understand what those two words mean because he didn't say word one - she probably picks her nose and eats it too.

@136 Great use of the word vapid!!
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/vapid

Awwww...she's kinda cute.

In a white-trash, hick from the sticks, English-optional, meth-addicted kind of way.

I'd hit it.

#122 Ali

Exactly. It's clearly a joke. And not a very funny one.

holy shit...

Well tie me up and call me Mr. Pink. That's mighty insane.

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i don't beleive she is stoned, not on marijuana at least. i personally think the silly girl ate a small dose of mushrooms or some ecstasy. some of the things she says are vaguely paranoid, and one especially so. the part about time travel and "them having it and hiding it" signifies to me mushrooms. one could also make a case for ecstasy because of the way she talks, really unabated, no barriers rambling. which is something very characteristic for a person rolling, especially someone of subpar intelligence.

so britney spears on drugs is my conclusion.

The jaw hurting thing? It's because she never stops eating and she NEVER SHUTS UP.

huh HUH HUH!?!?!?! Shut the hell up. *slap*

I think it's E. I had a boyfriend who twitched out on it after snorting it back in the day. He looked a lot like she does (the twitch, not his looks...).

lol. I think she's candy flipping

or on speed. but speed is in ecstasy too. I can't quite tell.

anyway its fucked up he videotaped her like that

I take back everything I said about this bitch being a good role model once upon a time. I forgot about what a gigantic sleazy waste she is. but I still hope she gets better..

I've lived in Mississippi for 3 years and I haven't heard anyone talk like that. ANYONE. Methheads, rednecks, anyone. The only people who talk like that are people on COPS. Seriously. Are we sure this isn't from COPS?

Lmao. I've never seen anyone more accurately duplicate the behaviour of my grandmother. Who has Alzheimer's.

Except grandma doesn't twitch that much.

God, help me... when I see things like this I understand why there are blonde jokes. Having been blonde my entire life and being annoyed by such jokes most of the time... that says a great deal of what I think of her. The girl is also clearly high on pot, but I am not sure the video would be too different considering that she is a ditz regardless.

This is obviously ancient. The girl's in shape, has blonde hair, and they're talking about the fact that she's been on tour.

In other words, this was at the HEIGHT of her stupidity, because she wasn't even married to the douchebag yet.

It's not recent. Obviously.

Oh my GOD. She has these... tics, almost. Every now and then she'll twitch violently and stare into space. She should be in a mental institution.

Eeeew. She makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

Well dang Kev, me is eatin dem beans from th'yard and me think they taste good.

She reminds me of Cletus the Slap-Jawed Yokel from the Simpsons...

And another thing, is it just me, or does Kev's tone of voice sound like it belongs in a porno? A disturbing porno showing him and his sister at it...or even worse...he and Britney at it...Ohhh shield your eyes! I do apologise for taking it that far...No one deserves to go through that

This is perhaps better entertainment than The Hoff's Hookd on a Feeling Video.
What the christ is she trying to do by bitchslapping the table????? That's awesome. And what a pathetic belcher she is.
She needs to learn that you must utilize your diaphragm in order to get the most out of a solid gas expulsion.

It's K-Fed's voice on this clip. And she makes him sound like a genius. And now I don't hate him so much. Oh, I still hate him a lot, but not as much. Holy crap. I don't care *when* this was made--clearly Brit has the IQ of a bag of hair. She's not cute, she's not funny, she can't sing, she can barely dance, and she doesn't deserve our attention.

@57 - Truer words have never been spoken.

True love is a rare find. And she threw it all away for a piece of ass.

Kevin made a comment like towards the end...

"Do you know how many people would go back and change things?"

I wonder what he would go back and change.

@67 ImSuicidal

You can call me Hopeless_, and if we're ever alone together and you are handcuffed to the water-heater in my basement, I'd prefer it if you'd call me 'Pappy The Magical Wonder Clown' as I stomp your testicles with my gigantic Happy Slappy shoes!!!!!!

Now blow me!

Humbly yours,

Hopeless

Totally off subject, but where the hell is Big Jim? Come on back Big Jim, I miss you!

K-fag obviously shot this video to blackmail her if she tried to get rid of him without adequate payment.

It worked.

at first she is attempting to sound like jessica simpson on newlyweds but she's not even smart enough to act dumb. she ends just up just sounding plain INSANE.i didn't know someone could annoy me more than kevin federline, but britney took care of that. this video is unreal.

@70: thanks, i'm pc like that ;o)

I love Britney! That was so awesome.

Did Kevin leak this shit or was it already broadcast on Chaotic?

Excellent..only a matter of time before we get the Britney Hone Sex Video

@171 - Mr _Screenwriter - It sounds as if you went to the John Wayne Gacy school of clowning (click ImSuicidal link now). Although I'm sure you not as depraved and sadistic as your mentor, Pogo the Clown, who among us hasn't wanted to fondle a young boys nutsack.
http://www.prairieghosts.com/gacy.html

In response to your P.s. from #80 - I'm not a "gaywad"... ...I'm a jackoff.

You have a "Hopeless_" weekend!!!

Holy fuckwad Batman! This girl quite literally has shit for brains. And who the fuck cares if this video is TEN years old, I bet its the first time any of you saw it so shut the fuck up. If all you are going to do is bitch about the articles on this site stop fucking coming on it douchebags.
PS I think this is the best website EVER.

I wonder if this video was all staged.

I always got the feeling that Britney and Kevin do this to insult the media. They know how people feel about them and so they play into that image.

I wonder if this video was all staged.

I always got the feeling that Britney and Kevin do this to insult the media. They know how people feel about them and so they play into that image.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
She is SO on drugs I love it! I have to watch that 10 more times!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Awesome! Brit is definitely all 6's and 7's.

-ImBringingBloggingBack

Am, I think she was stoned or something. She can't be that stupid. Sounded just like Jessica Simpson.

Damn, is this Julie Roberts or Eric Roberts or something dug up and brought back to life? ↓↓
http://www.x17online.com/blog/archive/2006/august/05/article/julia-roberts-hausfrau-or-pretty-woman-1/

I'm looking into the future here. I foresee this is one of the stories theSuperficial guy will be posting on Monday!!!

lets see... her jaw hurts + incoherent emotional bullshit + sudden interest in time travel + impulsively slapping furniture = EXTACY... i should know, it is my country's #1 export after all

lets see... her jaw hurts + incoherent emotional bullshit + sudden interest in time travel + impulsively slapping furniture = EXTACY... i should know, it is my country's #1 export after all

lets see... her jaw hurts + incoherent emotional bullshit + sudden interest in time travel + impulsively slapping furniture = EXTACY... i should know, it is my country's #1 export after all

lets see... her jaw hurts + incoherent emotional bullshit + sudden interest in time travel + impulsively slapping furniture = EXTACY... i should know, it is my country's #1 export after all

lets see... her jaw hurts PLUS incoherent emotional bullshit PLUS sudden interest in time travel PLUS impulsively slapping furniture EQUALS EXTACY... i should know, it is my country's #1 export after all

Actually, I know people on the site have said she's doing drugs or drunk in this video -- I don't think that's true. Sadly, I think she thinks she's being "cute" and mugging for the camera. This is her idea of looking like a celebrity...

#178, Imsuicidal: Go stick your head in the oven already and stop with the porn links. No body likes you anyway.

#178, Imsuicidal: Go stick your head in the oven already and stop with the porn links. No body likes you anyway.

#60..comeon now, you're sounding as stupid as she does...Orlando Florida is still the SOUTH and there are southern accents all over orlando (except for the people who move there from the north or west)...I lived in Orlando for 3 yrs and believe me..hick is rampent there too..actually all through Florida except when you get to the extreme southern end..then it's Spanish/Creole.

#60..comeon now, you're sounding as stupid as she does...Orlando Florida is still the SOUTH and there are southern accents all over orlando (except for the people who move there from the north or west)...I lived in Orlando for 3 yrs and believe me..hick is rampent there too..actually all through Florida except when you get to the extreme southern end..then it's Spanish/Creole.

#60..comeon now, you're sounding as stupid as she does...Orlando Florida is still the SOUTH and there are southern accents all over orlando (except for the people who move there from the north or west)...I lived in Orlando for 3 yrs and believe me..hick is rampent there too..actually all through Florida except when you get to the extreme southern end..then it's Spanish/Creole.

Damn, what is she on?
Seriously, that could be anyone on myspace or some attention-loving youtube chick. But... it is Britney Spears.
Incredible!
And by incredible I mean... just sad.

Damn, what is she on?
Seriously, that could be anyone on myspace or some attention-loving youtube chick. But... it is Britney Spears.
Incredible!
And by incredible I mean... just sad.

Damn, what is she on?
Seriously, that could be anyone on myspace or some attention-loving youtube chick. But... it is Britney Spears.
Incredible!
And by incredible I mean... fucking sad.

I dunno why it matters how old it is. It's not like she's gotten more intelligent or interesting since then! She probably said the same stuff when she was five, and she'll be saying it when she's ninety. Only difference is that at ninety, her breasts will be dragging behind her rather than hanging around her navel.

Oh, and when the Kevin-Britney sex tape comes out, it will be even funnier than this. "Oink like a hog, momma!" "Jus' fer you, pappy! SNORT!" It'll be like a parody.

Let's not forget that she's probably not half as rich as the people who actually made her famous--her marketers or whatever. She's just some dumb hick that was in the right place at the right time and, apparently, whose mother or whoever kept her in line long enough not to fuck it all up until she became an adult. Which she did. 'Cause LOOK at her.

::ahem::
oceanpark: i think you're right, this must be an outtake from the "chaotic" series they did on mtv back in the day- if you watch the opening credits, they show what look like clips of this same video- spears in the same outfit and looking like in the same room.
also: ive got to agree, she must be on x. shes too crazy and spastic to be high. i dont think a good shmoke would do that to b spears.

whew! talk about higher than a kite! I have a healthy new respect for kfed if she is always kooky like that (in some way, shape or form) because even a gold digger would stick around long for that crazy behavior! she's nuts, that's all i can say...nuts!

i created an account just so i could post how disturbing this is. its like shes been on meth for the past 3 days, its so crazy and sad.

i created an account for the first time in my life just so i could post how sad watching this video made me feel.

is she having spasms?

is she having spasms?

is she having spasms?

If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

dude honestly all of you guys are freaking out over nothign.
she is not insane
it is not staged
shes not trying to sound like anyone
this girl is just fucked up on some shit
and is rambling.
im sure if you guys had a video tape when you got fucked up you would sound the same way.
your mind isnt exactly normal under the influence of something
so just give the girl a break
and think about what you would sound like.
im sure you'll realize you arent exactly the sharpest crayon in the box when you are partying.

dude honestly all of you guys are freaking out over nothign.
she is not insane
it is not staged
shes not trying to sound like anyone
this girl is just fucked up on some shit
and is rambling.
im sure if you guys had a video tape when you got fucked up you would sound the same way.
your mind isnt exactly normal under the influence of something
so just give the girl a break
and think about what you would sound like.
im sure you'll realize you arent exactly the sharpest crayon in the box when you are partying.

This video scared the SHIT out of me. IT DID! I work at a pharmacy, and we get Meth addicts and crack addicts and what have you all the time, and who would've known, they look JUST LIKE BRITNEY! She is on something STRONG. NOT just pot.

Wow...that girl needs a Betty Ford clinic, and then a Jenny Craig weightloss center, then an education that goes past fourth grade.

Then again, a nice clean shotgun blast would be cheaper and probably less painful.

A mind is a terrible thing.

A mind is a terrible thing. - Dan Quayle

The twitching is freaky, yeah I think she's groovin on something. Having said that, of course she sounds ignorant and uneducated, she spent her formative years being her family's ATM. This is what happens when you care more about making sure your teenage daughter shakes her money maker than making sure she gets the best education all that money can buy. I wouldn't say it's too late for Britney, but what are the chances she's actually gonna take the time to educate herself now that she's got a husband and two kids (I know the second one hasn't spawned yet, but...)? She'll probably stay an ignorant-ass redneck and in a couple years, she'll rediscover Jesus and go on the Christian "music" circuit. Something for all of us to look forward to.

And yeah, this actually does give me a little (very little) respect for K-Fed. He doesn't sound like nearly the dumbass we all thought he was.

That was awesome. This site rocks.
#166 it's actually Cletus the SLACK-Jawed Yokel.

That was awesome. This site rocks.
#166 it's actually Cletus the SLACK-Jawed Yokel.

That was awesome. This site rocks.
#166 it's actually Cletus the SLACK-Jawed Yokel.

What a dumb bitch.

I just want to say that when I'm on E I eat a ton. And complain about my jaw hurting every five minutes.
I actually prefer to eat on E, everything I put in my mouth just feels cool.

She chews with her mouth open!!! Wow, what a classy lady, she is...

She chews with her mouth open!!! Wow, what a classy lady, she is...

She chews with her mouth open!!! Wow, what a classy lady, she is...

the bitch is tweaking so hard, might be about day 4-5.

@173 that is totally plausible.

@173 that is totally plausible.

Wow Britney smoked a huge blunt and then had Kevin video tape her. She is not insane.
Can't you see she is just stoned?
I love it, I love her and she is still my hero.

BigJim is officially retired. He told me that awhile back....

My guess is, wifey didn't approve of him spending so much time typing naughty words on the SF...

either she is on a lot of drugs or i am not on nearly enough

A mind is a terrible thing - Dan Quayle

Haha best video I've ever seen she's looks like she's on drugs or somethin'
I crack up every time she twitches and says: huh?

Haha best video I've ever seen !!!
She looks like she's on drugs or somethin'
I crack up every time she twitches and when she says : huh?

love it

Haha best video I've ever seen !!!
She looks like she's on drugs or somethin'
I crack up every time she twitches and when she says : huh?

love it

Haha best video I've ever seen !!!
She looks like she's on drugs or somethin'
I crack up every time she twitches and when she says : huh?

love it

i wanta hang out wit brittnay cuz she got some good drugs for real though i even bring the crack

she got some good drugs for real though

she got some good drugs for real though

Jesus Christ -- Have you heard Christina's new album?

Britney is dead meat.

alaskanchicsickle:

BigJim told me awhile back that he has officially retired... I interpreted that to mean: Wifey caught him spending WAAAAY too much time on the SF, and sending topless pics of himself to everyone...and gave him the ultimatum: her or the SF...

Given the same choice, I woulda picked you guys!

shes hammerd give her a break morons

give her a break. obviously shes hammerd off her ass. morons

Give her a break, shes obviously hammerd off her ass. trust me, canadians know hammerd

Why you lookin through the peephole?

Happy We Nuked Hiroshima Day, boys and girls!!!!!

*sings* I wonder where the yellow went, when they dropped the bomb in the Or-ee-ent

I wonder if this is what 178 Suicidal meant by fondling "Little Boy"? Get it! No? Jesus you people are stupid, go read a book.

I'm out, Jessica Alba just woke up and is begging me to fuck her again.

Bridiot...Bridiot...where for art thou Bridiot. She is dumb as shit but as long as she is blond she is my Bridiot.

watching that video was like looking at the sun. you want to stop because it hurts so bad, but you just can't...

watching that video was like looking at the sun. you want to stop because it hurts so bad, but you just can't...

Looks like she was having a bad trip, though any trip is bad when you are Britney.

Looks like she was having a bad trip, though any trip is bad when you are Britney.

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well if she can travel faster than the speed of light through a wormhole, I'm sure it would be "possible"

well if she can travel faster than the speed of light through a wormhole, I'm sure it would be "possible"

In french we say : "she smoked the carpet" !

Yeah, she is. BTW, did you guys know that I'm the Drunk Blogger and I worked on the set of a Britney Spears video shoot in the art department for her tour in the Spring of '04, right after moving to Hollywood.

It's true, look it up on Wikipedia or some shit.

It's like she has Tourette's syndrome and things like "HUH?!" and head twitching are uncontrollable. Ugh. It's sad to see her when she was still slightly normal (i.e. not a fat pig who drops her baby every other day)

SURPRISE!!! It's really you people who are the classless bunch. Here are a few of your genious comments:

She chews with her mouth open?
Is she having spasms?
She is clearly stoned. And stupid.
I R stupid.
Oh, the cunty fun I would have at her unaware and dumb expense....

SHE CHEWS WITH HER MOUTH OPEN? ARE YOU SERIOUS????? I would LOVE to see some videos of all of you. At least in this vid (A) she's hot (B) she's got one hell of a rack (C) she's blitzed out of her mind but still very cute and totally fuckable.

You low lifes can sit there and dissect every little thing she does but you losers most likely would be 10x more ridiculous. Not to mention so pathetic you'd probaly kill yourselves. Quit being so judgemental and look in the mirror. FREAKS.

Thanks.

Krisdylee,
Aaaw, I'm gonna miss the big lug. I can't believe his wife pussy-whipped him right out of here. I let my hubby look and talk to whomever he pleases, just no touchy touchy.

I don't even think that's her. Do you people know how many look-a-likes are out there??

#258 - Are we really bothering you that much? Come on. If you don't like it, don't read it! Better yet - don't post!

Actually, my Land-Cock can easily generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity, but it tends to overload the time circuits.

@258...STFU

#263... Thanks for the intelligent response.

#261... It's just so sad to see such small minded fools rip apart someone for acting normal. Yes, normal. You can sit there and say "you call that normal?". But yes, I do. Any one of you get buzzed or high and start talking in front of a camera. I bet Britney is 100x more attractive in that state than any of you clowns.

You know I'm right. You're just too pathetic to admit it. Or to leave the confines of your home for a while.

Thanks for reading.

prs7877 - you dont know me or what I look like. Glad I could rile you up so much! :)

lock her in a freezer, tell her it's a time machine.

I agree-she thinks she's cute or funny, when she's just a moron.

Did she seriously just say "I think people are ahead of us"? Sister, yes. Single cell life is ahead of you.

#264 - EXACTLY. yep. Just a normal, undereducated country girl- and here in Lu-bock, Texiss I know plenty of em..

Nothing to make fun of, she is doing better than Every other girl that grew up in that trailer park, i am sure.

Bunch of haters just lookin for a pretty celeb to rag on so they feel better about themselves..

Nothing Superficial about Britney here- This is the most "real" clip of a celeb I have seen in awhile. Get that nutty Pam Atlas on here if you want some severe superficiality

I think certain people are missing the point of this site. It's called "The Superficial" not "Let's-give-celebrities-the-benefit-of-the-doubt-cause-they're-people-too". If I was a multi-millionaire I'd be darn sure I looked good and didn't speak like a moron. If I acted like her on camera, it would be my fault. And you know what? I wouldn't lose any sleep over it in my $25,000 bed!

hello
its ok
we got it
we answered elsewhere

269, so you're in favor of dumb, uneducated, irresponsible, half-witted, drug-addled women who act like little girls? And because you see a lot of them, that must make them the norm?

I guess that prejudice against intelligent, talented, responsible, classy people is still prevalent among people who take great pride in being trash, and are too narrow-minded to tolerate anyone better than them.

If someone like Britney is "real," give me fake and classy any day!

Come on! It's called "The Superficial," not the "Bleeding Hearts Brigade!"

By the way, it's so funny to see Britney's six remaining fans defending her online when she looks like a drawling, half-witted methhead.

Don't they realize how bad it makes THEM when they defend her appearance and behavior?

Well, at least we know now why Madonna won't let her hang out at her crib anymore.

Lordes: "Mama, I'm afraid Brittney is going to eat me."

Brittney aka Fat Bastard: "GET IN MY BELLY! I'M GONNA EAT YA!!!"

"BRRRRRRRRAAAAARRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!!!!"

So this video is for their show Chaotic. This means they actually approved of the footage being shown on national television for everybody to see. Brit evidently doesn't care she comes across a fricking retard/stoned retard. I don't even want to know what the footage they left out is like!!

WOW, I DID NOT THINK SHE COULD HIT A NEW LOW IN MY BOOKS...BUT SHE DID.
HEY BRIT YOU ARE ON THE COVER OF THIS YEARS CRACKWHORE MAGAZINE

This video makes me want to attack my own face with a cheese grater.

...this is your brain on drugs...

Ah, but you still watch or read whatever anyone posts about her. That's more power than most of us will ever have. Go look at your blog stats, ostensibly smarter people, and see how many people are doing the same for you?

Whether she's playing dumb or not playing dumb (and she's not from Texas, for the record, she's from Louisiana, which has a fairly different redneck culture) she's still making you look.

I don't think she made all her money because she was brilliant. I think she made it because she knows how to capture attention. Or her handlers do. But even that's a moot point.

on my way to and from Colorado i had a layover in Houston, i swear, i have NEVER encountered so many dumb-founded idiots. and i know brit is not from texas, but she's from Louisiana, which is just as stupid of a red-neck state as the former.

Kevin might look like a rat, but that boy is smart.

at first when I didn't know anything about Kevin other than what the media has been saying, I was thinking that Britney should leave him. Now after watching this video, Kevin should take all her money and kick her out for being the smarter one of the two cause she has sh*t for brains

Wow. She's done the unimaginable - she's made Jessica Simpson seem intelligent.

The sad truth about this whole thing is that this is the future of America!!!

Is there a new planet to move to yet?

ok thet's was either scriped or she's using her money to buy some really good shit..i don't know..i think it looked fake..

Good God, it's times like these when I actually pity K-Fag instead of Britney. She is probably the best example of a typical white trash.

Jaw hurts? That's probably because you've never stopped chewing stuff for the past 20 years of your life!

yeah, it's hard to believe that Kfed might be the one holding the family together

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