Aug 28 2006Britney Spears heads out in her slip

that guys face in the face pic (opening the door) is PRICELESS

Since when do they make orange parachutes?

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WHYYYYY?!! Someone please get the girl to wear a bra!!

what. the. fuck. is. that.

She looks like Elvis with long hair. And not the hot young Elvis from the 50's, I mean Vegas 70's fat Elvis.

her hat says country girl.

Yikes, I think she needs to rethink wearing orange, things with out a bra, cowboy hats, and items that cinch just under her chest. I guess when she looked in the mirror she must of been too tired to change after seeing how horrible she looked and just said screw it... that or she is not the brightest bulb. The latter being closer to true.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

or better yet...she looks just like you.

lord gawd ahmighty.... she's got more money than the creator of the universe but yet she can't afford to hike up her droopy boobage? i just don't understand how these folks can go out looking like this kind of shittastic and no one advises them otherwise... i guess they all have family like mine..
http://www.stingybitches.com/www/page%201.html

Three words: Anna Nicole Smith.

That's all, y'all!

thankyouverymuch, 'cilla, get me another bag of cheetos.

Damn just when I thought she couldn't possibly pick an outfit that made her giant utters look any worse, here she is in all her glory. I mean horror. I mean whore.

hmmm. I am all for comfort but this is a bit superfluous really.

Britney, darling...it's time to put our thinking cap on, not our nightie.

Who would have thought the day would come where Britney Spears would make Gretchen Wilson look attractive.

Whats next Giselle Bundchen morphing into Pink?

Anyone seen John Waters' masterpiece "Pink Flamingos"?

Britney is slowly turning into Devine.

Why does this dumb broad refuse to wear a bra? Fuck woman!!! put on a damn brazier, it's bad enough that your loser husband is set loose looking all rumpled and saggy, do your tits have to be too?!

#13- You spelled that wrong. She is turning into Bovine.

Holy crap, what is going on with those boobs??? I can't believe I used to rub one out imagining how luscious they were. Now I wouldn't F her with Pink's dick.

Damn you Federline. Damn you to hell.

PS - 17th, Bitches!!!!

in that last picture the backshot of her walking up the stairs...you can see her flabby boobies sticking out on the sides, like flaps.

That's not a slip..it's actually a dress for $280 at BCBG.

And yes she has huge gross boobs, and yes she has an enormous belly that makes the dress look like a parachute, because she's PREGNANT.

...NOBODY can defend that hat or the lack of a bra.....

Those pictures remind me of the scene in "E.T." where E.T. is dressed up for Halloween.

Gayest shoes ever.

sweet, I'm 90% sure she's at the Studio City Chin Chin. It's a good thing I didn't wear that same outfit there that day, she would have been really embarrassed.

Yeah, she looks like she hangs out at a place called Chin Chin, aka Double Chin.

what a disgusting creature

Oh dear, oh Dear. Get a stylist. Stat!

Tramp. A slip, with flip-flops and a straw cowboy hat. Oh, how they fall from grace...

what part of ya'll dont you understand?

Who'd of thought back in the 'Baby One More Time' days she'd turn into a beached whale? ... a huge orange beached whale.

I love the way she's lifting up her dress. Like we can't already see enough skin... And the Cowboy hat, what can you say about the cowboy hat?

Is she scratching her ass or showing us her meaty thighs on purpose???

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At least Paris rocked her's well...

Disgusting.

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She looks like a gawdy chandelier.

The hat must be necessary to hold down her light-as-air brain so it doesn't float away...because she's an airhead. (get it? get it?) I don't think she realizes that her air-brain will escape through the holes between the straw in the hat. Or maybe it already did escape through the holes between the straw in the hat. That would explain a lot lately.

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

#16 - Is that an original comment or did you steal it from a much funnier humor site?

Are any of you, like me
Wondering, how the hell can it be
That a girl who was hot
Is now totally shot
Like Kathy Bates in "Misery?"

I hate to defend Ms. Spears here, but this isn't a slip at all. It's a dress from BCBG. http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2888483/0~2376776~2374325~6006110~6006111~6006125?mediumthumbnail=Y&origin=category&searchtype=&pbo=6006125&P=1

I do have to say though, that she makes it look hideous.

That slip used to be white.....then she was eatin' Cheetos....well she cuntry y'know....wipes her hands on it...VOILA....nice cheese color...

It's nice to know that the temporary clarity she lapsed into didn't last long, you know 'cleaning' up after that Dateline debacle, She is back to her ol' cuntry self.

Don't ever change Brit....we love you just the way you are...stoopid...and a crappy dresser....yes you DO make me feel REALLY good about myself.

"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Her trailer is hitched up outside.

It's bad. It's so so so bad.

the story with the picture says she's leaving CHIN CHIN...that obviously isn't so...i can plainly see both chins still in place...ah...maybe it's a type'o....maybe it's supposed to read that she's leaving CHIMP CHIMP...aka k-fed...

chimp chimp wants candy, Trixie's a whore...

Instead of running from her white trash beginnings she is embracing them. Note how extra-hicky she is talking in interviews now, thick as barbecue sauce. And the ludicrous way she dresses, really showing off that one can be pregnant and piggish at the same time. By accepting her trailer park ways, she is at peace with being hitched to K-Fag. Look for her next at a tractor pull in a string bikini waiting in line to mud wrestle hogs.

Photographed again? Dammit I warned her...next ugly picture I see of her earns her a cap in da ass

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She's got the calves of an Ecuadorian soccer player.

The Sports Junkies play her "We're country" soundbite now.

Last time i checked, BCBG didn't make a maternity line. So Fatso is stuffing herself into regular clothes.

I thought that was Brittany sticking her head through the sunroof of an Orange VW Bug.

Good heavens. Brit! The trailer parks whores called, they want you clean up your act! You're giving them a bad name!

Just goes to show you, money does not equal class.

Considering the current infestation of :::ahem::: "celebrities", I have the sneaking suspicion Grace Kelly is spinning in her grave.

Like a foosball goalie.

Suuuuiieeee!

ugly makes me angry. and so now I'm fucking pissed.

Kevin was bragging to his friend's about having three ways with that fat pig, until they told him it doesn't count when the other person is your unborn child...........

The celebrities are all so full of crap. I mean they claim how they hate being followed around and photographed incessantly by the paparazzi, yet they actually go out in public looking like this! What a total fucking spectacle! Who could miss this huge bitch in her gigantic orange tent and cowboy hat? I dress nicer than this to walk the dog for god's sake. And I know for a fact no one is lurking in the bushes to ambush me with a camera! But yet I care enough to NOT look horrendously ridiculous! Twitney and K-Fuck don't have a brain cell between them I swear to god.

A dress from BCBG ?
I'm sure she had to pick Petite Large from the scrolling size chart ...

May I remind everyone talking about her being more of a hick lately, this part of her has never been bad until she took up company with Kevin the boy from CALIFORNIA, and if you have ever been fat and preggers in the end of your pregnancy in the hot ass summer, you can probably know why she is wearing that light and airy dress! Now the shoes and accessories, well Brit is on her own to defend those.

It's not even a pretty slip. It's like an enormous, polished placenta with elaborate crochet.

For the love of God and all things holy, please tell me she was wearing underwear ... NO NOT A THONG!!!! AAHHH!! MY EYES!!! THE BURNING!!! AAAAHHH!

Oh well, at least I won't have to see this again.

C'mon guys go easy on her - she obviously was in a hurry and just grabbed the first thing that was flappin' around on the clothesline...

#54 All I'm saying is that when you have enough money to give your multi-untalented husband a Black American Express card, you clearly have the money (though maybe not the common sense) to buy yourself a pretty, flattering, slipdress that keeps you cool, supports your knockers a little, and gives us less to rip about.

lol @Divine from Pink Flamingos.

"I'm the filthiest person alive!"

Melissa and Joan must LOVE her ensamble...Saggy boobs with no bra is THE THING.

BABYS GOT BACK or in the words of sir mix a lot (could have been written by Kfed now)...

So, ladies, ladies
If you wanna role in my Mercedes
Then turn around and stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

brittanys got back, front, and the whole width of the staircase...geez what will fellow mouskateers think of her now?

#27 LOL!!

Okay, so like, peach. Who the bleep wears PEACH?

And I can't express enough how sick I am of all these "stars" walking around holding their dresses up to show off leg. I mean, just buy a shorter skirt if it's that important to ya!

Hey Kool Aid!

Okay, I need to get in touch with whoever runs this site because I just violently projectile-vomited all over my keyboard, monitor, pants, shoes and surrounding workspace. So whoever you are, Superficial person, you owe me big time for cleaning and repairs.

just because you're britney fucking spears dosent mean you look good in anything.

Why is she holding ths corner of her slip up? Does she think she's gonna trip on it?

Dang Kay-ven! How many kids duz I have now?

You f'ing have f'ing 2 kidz baby.

Hawwwwww? I don't git it?! I counted youze gots foh kids Bay-bee! Ooooooooooh, I gits it now. Do I like have your orphan baybies like Braaaaad Payt gots thems other brown ones? Haawwwww Kay-ven?

THAT IS SO WHITE TRASH

My gawd, don't any of these dolts know that "chin chin" is Japanese slang for "penis"?

Freaking idiots.

The "slip" she is wearing is actually a dress by BCBG...it also comes in teal.

She looks a shitty mess.
-Trailer Trash-

thats a bcbg dress dumbass, although she does look like a parachutiung piece of crap in it ahaha

Thanks socoashley!

EEWWWWWWW
Her boobs hang more than a 60 year old's, and her ugly wide black nipples can be seen through her "dress"

BCBG, Dior, fuck, stitched by God himself, it still looks like she rolled around in a dirty laundry hamper.

She best clean herself up big time after that thing pops out, like she promised me she would.

Well, first of all, I would like to eat the placenta - HOWEVER, I don't feel like waiting 'til she gives birth...

So there...

She's a "Cuntry Girl." And she looks like a cow. She belongs on a farm.

i don't know from bcbg, but i swear to you i have a 6 year old victoria's secret nightie that looks exactly like that, in "seafoam" (guessing there). even i have enough sense to wear the matching pegnior (can't spell anymore, either) INSIDE the house.
and i'm realitvely certain i paid about $48 for it at the time.

#67

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA......

Priceless!

She is a southern girl so she is allowed to wear a cowboy hat and at least her jewlery is cute.

at least she's wearing shoes.

aww c'mon guys! Maybe it the Hormones and she probably got rid of all her mirrors. I don't think anyone will be thrilled to look a the mirror and see a pumpkin looking back as your reflection.

geez...can't she hire someone to look at her before she goes out?