Aug 22 2006Britney Spears gets new goodies from Wal-Mart

At least her breasts are bigger and she now has some rolls to snack on.

http://www.hulkmad.com

Pure motherfuckin' class y'all!

hair extensions by Jessica Simpson & cheap negligee by Jaqueline Smith?
puffy bloated calves by Ben & Jerry's?

Have you seen a clip of the awards? She came out to present K-Fed chomping away at a wad of gum. Brit, brit, brit! You never cease to amuse and amaze.

besides the asinine poses, she looks pretty normal. for her anyway.

she looks sooooooooooo fat... i think her breasts are gonna EXPLODE !!
what the hell is Wal~Mart Giving away free shit to her for? they must feel sorry for her.

#3....don't forget shoes by Payless. I wonder how long it's going to be before the heels on those things collapse under her weight.

And damn, her breasts look amazing...

Look how the straps of her dress are digging into her back! That's gonna leave a mark!

Nice role model. In Britneyworld, just because you're 8 months pregnant doesn't mean you can't walk around looking like you're wearing your honeymoon nightie. I'm actually getting used to the dark hair (though it's way too dark, she looks like Elvira), but good god, you barely notice the hair because you're mesmerized by those humongous hooters. This is the best she's looked in awhile though, so perhaps we should cut her some slack. Skanky, yes, but she does appear to have bathed and brushed her hair and her shoes match the dress.

Wow...if she is not the posterchild for stay in school, save your money, and birth control........I don't know who is..

What's with the country singer hair style? And it's bad enough she looks like a bloated whale but then she does a sideways pose in pic 3 and we get to see all that blubber under her arms and hanging over the straps of her "dress".

Pregger Boobs! It looks like they're duct-taped together too. They have more power when they're smooshed into on one big Super Boob.

She's pregnant what do you expect. If those had highbeams they'd be blinding!

http://www.exposay.com/britney-spears/1/c/361/

I smell varmit poontang.

Looks like she's airing out her kooch in that first picture.

what the hell is on the floor behind her in the first pic? did she just squat and take a dump?

Barbie's Fab Feces? Ew!

There once was a cartoon Wrangler jeans commercial which featured a bunch of fat female hippopotami singing to a piano player.

What's my point?

Britaney is a whole bunch of fatter.

I don't understand why she's posing with products. She looks so foolish!

I liked it better when she was promoting her body to sell records. Now she's posing for posing's sake. You're pregnant, we get it.

http://wampoon.com/

She's grinning like she's about to receive the money shot.

back fat back fat back fat back fat back fat back fat with tight spaghetti strings uuuuurghhhhhhhhh

And by the way...isn't her forehead too big...? Is that her natural hair-line?

You know that right after they took those pix she was on the phone with her mom "Momma, I done gots me some free toys fer Kevin and that baby!"

PS - love the titties.

PPS - check out my Brit tirade: http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/2006/08/oops-she-did-it-again.html

I'll say it again Britney, PLLEEAASEEE sew your vagina shut. Or when that little bambino comes out wearing bling and it's umbilical cord tied around its head like a bandana, SUCK IT BACK IN.

Why is she takiing her pictures in the janitor's closet? Is that where she went to hide from real rappers after her husbands performance. Dont worry Brit, they wont find you in there.

Good lord, look at her bazookas.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

oh now.. i'm all for britbrit's major boobage.. that shit looks hawt even for a pregger girl.. but the pig leg action is where i have to draw the line.. she's been a poster child for wal-mart's junk food long enough.. step into the light girl.. all that greasy crap food has gone to your hair.. and your calves.. drop by stingybitches.com and we'll teach you how to make a cheap ass meal..
http://www.stingybitches.com/gourmet%20page.html

I know it has been said before, but.. EWWWWW! BACK FAT!
Please tell me she was wearing panties on that stage under the nightie...

But- I must say: the melons look wonderful. I'd tittie fuck that with my vibrator!

She took it back and traded it for a case of Cheetos. Those people at Wal-Mart will let you return ANYTHING.

Picture 1: that is, simply put, THE most unattractive way to pose one's legs. Seriously, it's horrible. Her already kinda-chunky stumps become huuuuge when she TURNS THEM HORIZONTALLY.

I also read that label as "Barbie's Fab Feces" and was quite confused.

If she wore some decent maternity clothes she would look half decent. I mean no one should wear that outfit, let alone a pregnant person. I'm poor and I still managed to get some decent maternity clothes. I'm sure she could have managed to dig up something!

Golly Jed - I haven't seen Britney-Mae so happy since they 'loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly'
Hills that is...
(At least I remembered the words to this one)

Oh whatever people. She looks pretty cute I'd say, and I'm not just looking at those overflowing knockers. Sure, the dress is a bit young for her, and yeah that particular angle doesn't make her leg look great, but her face looks lovely and glowing and all that crap. She'll never do right by y'all, will she? And good god, how can I be the only one sick of these moronic Cheetos references. The girl likes to snack, get over it.

Just when you thought this woman couldn't possibly get any tackier ... oops, she did it again! ;)

Ewwwwww, does taking a cheap shot at a pregnant woman make me bad person? Probably ... Okay, okay, I take it back.

I think a bag of cookies would of been more fitting.

http://www.spoonspam.com

Stupid cunt...

BUT.....those tits really are fucking fantastic...

how'd they stuff all of that greasy sausage meet into a hot-dog skin?

shit. I spelled "meat" wrong.
Now I am no better than Brit.

dear fake tan spray,

i done followed all your direction thingies and what not but ma' foot has this crazy orange line down the side. i asked ma' husbind...husbeen...hus...kevin what to do and he said don't wipe ma' cheetos on ma' foot no more. but that's just crazy talk, spray, you know i wipe ma' cheetos on my stomach so the new-tree-ints can go right to the baby. can ya'll help me cuz i tried liftin up ma' other foot to spray the bottom but that just got the floor all sticky and i couldn't tell what was cheetos grease and what was spray and i ended up just eatin it all and got real dizzy like. please ya'll! you gotta help me cuz i'm presentin at mtv tonight and i think justin might be watchin. thanks, ya'll.

love,
britney

Wow, I read it twice and could have sworn that it said "Barbie Fab Feces Doll" which I could neither confirm nor deny from the box. Too bad, because that would have been much more entertaining.

I would love to stick my tongue into her dirty asshole...

Who the heck wears high heels while being this far along in their pregnancy??? Britney Spears the perennial whore, that's who. That can't be good for her back. Her constant attempts at trying to be sexy when she's long lost all sign of sex-appeal are just plain pathetic. Seems to me like she's trying to prove something to herself... that she can still be attractive even though she looks like a whale now...

AAHAAAAAA!!! I can see her DICK!!!!!!

all she had to do was wear pants with a low cut top and she would have looked great, happy glowing face, big boobalators out the top of the shirt, she could have even worn heels. Honestly girl you could have made a good impression for once. You know the scariest thing, everytime I see this girl I think of someone I went to school with, the face, the body, the fact they are both knocked up. Totally Scary!

I would like to stick my tongue into her navel (from the inside out)...

what in THE hell is on the floor behind her in that first pic? looks like someone
(K-fed?) took a dump.

If she keeps the boobs after she pops, I promise to buy Federfuck's album. Then I'll get my lighter, melt the edges a bit, sharpen them, and slit my fucking throat with it.

In other news: Sanrio stock plunges on news that Britney Federfuck Spears decides to promote the company. When asked the primary cause of the sell-off, company officials at Sanrio were overheard lamenting that "Hello Kitty" never had an orange nose, Ms. Federfuck just happened to poke it with her Cheetoed finger. Walmart officials were pleased to capture their target demographic, and have no further comments at this time, other than to ask Ms. Federfuck to stop eating all the "weenie" samples in the grocery section, and to explain the cause of hundreds of partially consumed snack bags of Cheez-Its.

After hanging out with Brit, Hello Kitty now has chlamydia and has moved back to Hong Kong and become a prostitute - she has changed her name to Hello Pussy, and has tried numerous times to commit suicide after finally committing the ultimate degradation of lending her name and quality product line to Slutny Spears and K-Fuck and Co.

What did she say while introducing her husband? I couldn't hear her over the deuling banjos.

I would like to stick my probocis-like tongle deep into the recesses of her filthy poopchute and explore the wonders of her white trash colonic canal, thus dislodging the stash of Cheetos trapped there...

My god she has the fakest smile in the history of people smiling yeeeeeowww! Her hair looks like shit literally and it's scary, but she's allowed to be a heffalump cause she is preggers and that's normal for the mother to be padded, however I think she's lost the plot well and truly and she needs to find a better fake tanning product. There's a lesson for all you youngens out there that baking yourself in a solarium for years on end will make you look like you're 44 and then some when you're 24.

Sweet joyous funbags, those things are monstrous.

haha. look at the fat sticking out of her back-it's screaming to breathe from the excrutiatingly tight straps of her shirt. haha.

it's weird people are calling her fat when she is obviously pregnent.

it's weird people are calling her fat when she's obviously pregnent.

While she may be pregnant, she looks like a whale. And I have seen pregnant people that don't have ginormous calves/thighs and don't have rolling over back fat...

sorry. I think the fat is 25% baby 70% not taking care of herself and 5% wtf I am doing fat

I want to watch her give birth in screaming agony and then me and K-Fed will both eat the placenta...

I like her hair, yea I know the point of this site is to make fun of ppl.... but others are already doing that for me.

i love the fat rolls on her back -- so hot!
ps: i think her boobies are going to pop...

http://www.funderpants.com

I like her hair, yea I know the point of this site is to make fun of ppl.... but others are already doing that for me.

I hope the kid is 14.5 pounds, comes out sideways and takes 27 hours to finally stick its noggin from her twat...after that, Kevin will think he's fucking a pail of warm water!!

Actually, her legs at least look pretty good. Well at least pretty good for an NFL offensive lineman.

Back Fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd love to slap that silly smile right off of her face.

She's such a chameleon.

One day, she's in this website, looking like a sack of shit, then, today, if you can overlook the bulge of another idiot growing inside her, she looks very fuckable....and those big tits....DAMN!

Hair is a mess...pose with Barbie stuff is hilarious.

Just pose for Playboy while the hooters are still huge, and you've got my money, honey.

How did that South Park go about the power of tits? Ah, can't remember. Again, nice rack, you brain-dead hillbilly whore.

@62 She already has her C-Section scheduled.

What a fucking wimp, she can get knocked up but she can't take the pain of shitting out a kid vaginally!!!

That's the badge of a real woman, unless of course, there were problems and you HAD to have one :)! You are still a real woman too in my book, WHICH IS A GREAT BOOK BY THE WAY (for those of you smart asses)!!

Why can't these fucking celebs have babies like the rest of us do? Like fucking wild animals in the jungle!

And keigels make it so it's not like you boys are fucking a pale of warm water afterwards.

The more you do it, the more they love it...ask my husband!

Meooowwwww!

I have been wanting to say that after I heard she scheduled her first kids C-section...

God Damnit, she is such a fucking wimp!

By the way, I am not saying naturally. Fuck that! I LOVED the pain drugs I received.

But if you are going to get knocked up, then you should be able to spit it out and not SCHEDULE when you are going to have your offspring, you aren't making an appointment to have your hair done (again)!

Yeah, yeah, I'm shutting my trap now.

I basically said the same thing twice.

OKAY, NOW I AM DONE! Nighty Night.

I dont't fucking believe the losers here. These are from the gift basket she recieved at the teen choice awards. We mize well look at pics of your mothers baby showers and say how much she looks like a fat whore. Better yet lets talk about how the children she gave birth to are fucking losers.

Maybe she can take that "edutainment" system home for the kids. It's not like they're going to learn anything from her...except how to marry badly and squander massive wealth and fame.

http://glossedover.com

Hmm guess the IQ of the box. The one with the blank stare.

hey dmarie,
ever had a baby? Doesn't sound like it.
Lots of people get fat and have water retention. Some people even have their nose balloon up. There's not a lot you can do about it. I don't know who these people are who stay slim enough for your dubious approval, but they are in the lucky minority.
She's a normal size for a heavily pregnant woman.

you can catch a glimpse of her pussy in that 2nd pic

73: Hee hee...cute one!

Guys, I just can't reach orgasm with the first pic, the one with the boobs, knowing that she's carrying a Federlooser.

You goddamn asshole K-fed...I wish Britney was just taking a break and getting good and fat...fat enough to grow those big melons...and that there was no connection to that K-fed idiot.

Well, if I can't become an idiot like K-fed and get within proximity of her so I can fuck the real thing, and I can't jerk off to the pic, I'm afraid I've lost interest in this thread.

Elephant legs, cantaloupe boobs, and pressed ham on her back. Mmm mmm good y'all!

first of all i finally figured out what the real war on terror is. its right here in america. people say nasty things about people everyday. they hurt people drive them to suicide and hurting themselves. some people will never know the hurt they cause people. saying things like elephant legs and ham for a back is not funny or cool. i find it sad that people still act this way even out of highschool. whoever writes this site should think about how he treats people and think about how he would like to be treated. what if there was a site that had you on it saying things about the way you look wheither your overweight...underweight...black or white... rich or poor. everybody has feelings and wants to be happy. what about you? the people who are writing these things are you perfect? are you? i know im not but i wouldnt want people talking about me all the time like this. people read this and see how you really are. who would want to be friends with somone who they think is constantly judging them. just think before you say or write.

This is the SUPERFICIAL people. If you don't want to hear people bashing on celebrities, then get the fuck outta here.

this is livin proof that makeup does miricales they could probily make a homeless dude hot o wait they allready done that to kevin.f her man

this is livin proof that makeup does miricales they could probily make a homeless dude hot o wait they allready done that to kevin.f her man

In the voice of eric cartman: "Hi, my name is shit for brains, or poo for short. I am holier than thou. I am a good person. People like me. I drive a Dodge Stratus. I am a regional manager for Fashion Bug Plus. People fear me. I pretend not to judge people but then I log onto a website called the superficial and judge people. I hate myself and the life I lead, where's my shotgun? Wait, first I need to eat a sandwich & some doritos, then I'll kill myself".

Knockers by Anna Nicole, legs by Miss Piggy.

And that glorious, glorious back fat. Mmmm. I am going crazy thinking of milking those big, fat teats and grabbing a handful of back lard.

It looks like she bought that DRESS at Wal-Mart!

All those straps cutting into that back fat! Buffalo Bill from "Silence of the Lambs" would have made hisself TWO suits outta old Chubs here.

i just farted in #76's face.

76--Here...*handing a tissue*... it's gonna be alright. The Good Ship Lollipop (med cart) will be here soon to take you back home (Psych Ward). You're gonna be fine (once meds are re-regulated).

76- Does your mother make you do the dishes AND clean out the cat's box...
grody, grody to the max!

Moon Unit, ladies & gentleman, Moon Unit Zappa!!!

Remember the days when Britney didn't have Cankles? Those were awesome.

No shit. She's the fucking Coal Miner's Daughter! What's up with the Loretta Lynn hairdo? note the nearly identical style:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080549/

My god she is revolting.

http://www.10pennypixel.com

Looks like Christmas at the Federline house.

Go on about her boobs all you want. I guarantee that when they aren't tethered in they're resting on top of her stretch-mark streaked belly, flaccid brown nipples pointing towards the forest between her chafed-from-rubbing-together thighs that she gave up trying to groom months ago. And after she whelps her K-spawn, those milk sacks are going to look like a pair of blue-veined tube socks holding softballs.

I heard that Dr. 90210 has a two-year waiting list - maybe he'll work her in since she's such a relevant, highly regarded, and talented celebrity.

Remember those days when she was so smokin hot that everyone wanted to be like her? What is she doing?????????? I think I could take this if she had only gotten fat for someone who was worth it.

I wonder if she got the hair extensions at Walmart too? It definitely looks like the #92 "Elvis in Memphis" Black to me.

Yeah, she's pregnant, yeah she's fat. I mean she totally admitted she's gained like 40-50 lbs. in People Magazine! That is NOT normal pregnancy weight gain people! Doctors tell you 25 lbs. is ideal so she's a wee bit off of that number. I.E.- SHE'S FAT.

Also #76, get a fucking life! Why do people come on this site and feel the need to tell everyone to play nice? Hello! The whole point of this site is to laugh at how ridiculous celebrities look and watch them F up their lives and then make funny comments about it. If you don't like it you may leave. You go now!

that eerie grin on her mug is the same fucking grin jeffrey dahmer had just before he ate his victims.

67--This has nothing to do with Cuntry Coal Miner's Daughter Britney, but your comments are completely ignorant. When you have a c-section your first go around, they give you the option on subsequent births, and highly recommend another c-section, so you schedule it. Usually there's a medical reason why you're having all of these c-sections -- I really don't think someone has major abdominal surgery for shits and giggles. If your doctor is half decent and that medical degree hanging on the wall isn't from some third world country med school then he or she will want to avoid you going into labor to reduce any risks so they tend to schedule you a week prior to your due date and to ensure that YOUR doctor will be performing the surgery and not whatever resident happens to be on-call.

And most expectant mothers go to these things known as Prenatal check-ups and during those a doctor can tell things about the baby, like position, weight estimate, etc. If they can tell there may be a potential problem with a vaginal delivery, a good doctor -- and a smart doctor -- will schedule a c-section to avoid risks and complications. They aren't scheduled out of convenience or when people can "fit" giving birth into their schedules....it's so labor doesn't begin and a mother with previous delivery complications isn't forced to have a vaginal delvery risking her life and the health and life of the baby.

Real women have c-sections as well as the women who "shit [sic] out a kid vaginally!!" as you so elequoently stated. Jesus christ, were you raised by wolves?

I actually think she looks pretty cute -- looks nice pregnant in these photos. Since around 2002, I think she's usually looked nasty, but here she's good. BTW, I seriously doubt any chick unlucky enough to get knocked up by me will look that nice during ANY trimester (or before or after that, honestly -- I am not a handsome man), but that's neither here nor there, I suppose.

#95

so your not a handsome man that makes you an ugly bastard, it's guys like you that I wish would knock up the Paris, Brits, Hohan... of the world

Is she actually preganant or is she just eating babies whole? Has anyone seen SPF?

I THINK SHE LOOKS GREAT. THE BEST I HAVE SEEN HER LOOK IN A LONG TIME. NICE JOB BRIT!

Loretta Lynn wants her hairstyle back.

#76 - Go run through a fucking flower patch. With a name like poo, I get why you're having sensitivity issues.

now that she's about to squeeze baby #2 out of her 'motherpucker', this is her only box that people still want to see...

#76...

Thanks for that, I really felt like shit after reading it...

Now go pound sand up your rectum...

#80 - biatcho

what..no cheezy poofs?

how about punch and pie?

screw you guys, i'm going home...

I actually think she looks genuinely happy. And that scares me. Someone please kill Kevin. I miss hot Britney!!

what was with her chomping like a COW as she walks on stage! you would think she would have Some class by now, but then again she did have that hill billy wedding!

#76 lay of the vicodin. The reason we judge and make fun of these people are because they are talentless, ignorant douchebags. Maybe if Brit just once said or acted in an intelligent, mature manner we wouldn't have to comment on what an incredibly classless slag she is. If your are going to be famous and stupid expect to hear about it. That's why we aren't on the Amnesty International site slamming political prisoners. Although that does sound like fun...

Hope that clears it up for you ya over-sensitive simpleton.

@94
Did I touch a nerve?

I guess I am completely ignorant about this. I didn't know that after one they suggest you have another (C-section).

I will do more research before I post something that has to do with medicine.

And no, I wasn't raised by wolves. And yes, I did have prenatal check ups with both of my kittens. And yes, I did have them both vaginally.

Thanks for clearing it up.

By the way, Britney is still a wimp.

Damnit, I hate when I am wrong.

#107...

Good to hear that you are so familiar with your vagina...you go girl!

And I am sure that you have done a lot of things "vaginally." Please keep us up to date on that...

I know I'm sick, but I'd let her blow me...

im not trying to be holier than though but ill admit that you are very immature. i happen to drive a honda civic. and i dont eat doritos nice thought though. and i made up that name cause i was in a hurry. im not perfect but im trying to prove a point. i have a right to say positve things or negative just like you. britney does look hot get over it. who are you anyways? are you important am i is she? well we all are human and you are judging me too. everyone who said stuff about me well ya'll should feel bad for yourself. i bet you really feel cool now dont you. i will say what i want. by the way how old are you guys? 17 18 15? 2? grow up and live your own life as i will too. hows that for judging?

People I must put in my two cents re: the C-section thing. I've had 2 and after the first one they did NOT schedule me for another one, but let my labor happen naturally. My doctor actually wanted me to try and have the baby naturally before succumbing to another C-section because most doctors do not like to do C-sections unless it is absolutely necessary. C-Sections are major surgery and take much longer to recover from than a vaginal birth. Okay I'm done now *getting down from soap box*

Lamebananas is that you? Isn't it time for middle school to start yet? Damn those long summer breaks.

by the way i feel popular now. a lot of people are talking about me. by the way my comment#76 was posted on other sites too. it wasnt offense to anyone in particular. no i wont kill myself im qiute happy and no i wont run in a flower patch or whatver. i wont subject myself to such immaturity as to give up on life cause i want attention. if you want to gossip and say mean things then fine but karma is real. rememeber that. i also love how everryone was cheering for brit at the awards nonstop. for all the haters....shes back. love ya-poo boo

___

Jesus freakin Christ she looks like a train wreck.

Nothing yells SEXY! like cankles in high heels.

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Ladies, trust me, with malpractice the way it is these day, your OB is giving you the option the second time around, (unless medically there just is no option) but believe me-- they're praying you opt for the surgical delivery. VBACs are risky, despite what granola theory you have been fed. Yes, they are a lot safer than in years past, and although not statistically huge in numbers the main risk is still uterine rupture. Statistics are great, until you become one of them! VBAC success rates are still realtively low (60% by some research) for there to be such a "push" (no pun intended) for them.

Anyway, Britney's Second Coming of Loretta Lynn and what to do about the commenter, "Poo" and her hate spewing. Talk about Karma, Poo, you're going to come back as a Spears-Federline child and get dropped on you head if you don't change your ways.

So glad that we are on the subject of "vaginas." Next time someone calls me a fucking cunt, I will take that as a compliment...

#114 - go fuck yourself...

toilet duck im so proud that you actually think of me that way i love you too. nothing i said was directed towards you. i find it said that you actually wanna call me out. evryone says britney is not classy well acting like that aint either hun. all i was doin was sayin my opinion not directed to anyone but people who hate people and write gossip blogs. i dont hate u guys at all. if you can say mean things about brit i am allowed to say good things. not everyone has the same opinion thats life learn it live it love it. ya'll need to calm down we all can be mature here at least i hope. why are you so rude?

toilet duck im so proud that you actually think of me that way i love you too. nothing i said was directed towards you. i find it said that you actually wanna call me out. evryone says britney is not classy well acting like that aint either hun. all i was doin was sayin my opinion not directed to anyone but people who hate people and write gossip blogs. i dont hate u guys at all. if you can say mean things about brit i am allowed to say good things. not everyone has the same opinion thats life learn it live it love it. ya'll need to calm down we all can be mature here at least i hope. why are you so rude?

sorry bout postin twice p.s. im pro-love

Oops, I apologize, I thought this was the Superficial, apparnently I have stumbled into the Princess Diana Memorial Queen of Hearts blog site, where everyone must be "nice."

I fail to see why someone would also lecture me who has decided to name themselves after a vernacular term used by children and some retards for "shit."

Scuse me, I have to go poo now...

While I agree that her second c-section is a good idea. She did schedule her first one and with no reason given. She had said that she wanted a c-section early on and I think she got one just because she wanted it. Some doctors will do an elective c-section for you. It is a growing trend.

I don't know why she would choose major surgery over childbirth. I had a c-section and you are in the hospital for four days in pain. Recovering from surgery while trying to take care of a new born.

I don't think it makes you less of a woman even if it is elective.

Her extensions look like crap but at least, unlike her own hair, they are all one color. The dress is terrible, but at least she is wearing shoes and makeup, that's all we can hope for these days.

Oops, sorry - is this "The View?" Or perhaps "Oprah?" - maybe "Ellen"...

Shucks, makes me want to be a woman so I can go on the rag and talk about it...sheesh..

oh, dammit, i BEGGED for c-sections, BEGGED, i tell you.
i was a big baby (9'6") and my mom is all of 5'4'. i knew i was going to be in trouble.
the first one, 8'11". don't let them tell ya that the head is the hard part. rotton kid's shoulders were bigger than his head, AND, this was during the time that they WOULD NOT give you meds unless you were heading for c-section. i gotta tell ya, that was NOT pleasant. #2 was even harder.
i love demerol. i would volunteer for testing new strengths of demeral. i just thank god i never have to deliver another baby.

the moral to this story is, as mommy stated, there is usually a good reason for c-section. often, there is danger of uterine rupture, if one had a previous ceasarian (sp).
not that i can back up anything that these two idiots do.

can i also mention that those huge fun bags probably hurt like hell?

shall i go away now, and shut up?
yes, i think so.

#77 Hahaha. Whats really funny is that you actually think you and the rest of the losers on this site have anything to feel superficial over. Bashing a pregnant woman for no apparent reason is funny? If anything was worth bashing it be the teen choice awards for giving Brit such shitty gifts.

I gotta agree #125 I don't mind celeb bashing but of course she's big... she's pregnant idiots! Any of your mothers would have hardley been a size 6 when pregnant, kinda due to the fact they have a baby in the belly. And since when have teens been into Hello Kitty or Barbie?

Let's settle this once and for all: The. Calves. Have. Always. Been. There. The girl is naturally built like a brick shit house, from those calves to that tree stump of a neck. There's no hiding behind being pregnant or fat.

Case in point - A photo from 2000

http://photos.imageevent.com/georgethetickler/britneyspears/britneyspearspictures/websize/britney_spears_205.jpg

End of story.

God, she's wearing almost the same dress in that 2000 pic. Someone point her over to Lane Bryant. You know there are actually clothes made to flatter fat people, you don't need to walk around with your dress straps cutting into your back.

She is having a GIRL! Her own little tiny tartlett. Hmmm, I wonder what the name will be?

smacking gum during an awards ceremony? That's class! Wearing a dress that is cutting off your circulation? HOTT.

And yes I know she is pregnant. But there are a TON of people who do not gain 50-60 pounds...So defend it all you like. But if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck im pretty fuckin sure it's spoiled fat cow who thinks time travel is possible and elvira hair is sexy.

(that was for you, SF guy)

well toilet duck i think that also is a goofy name. i jst made my name up quickly as i already said. their are other people with weirdo names also. maybe im being nice because im a mature person that happens to disagree with what people say about britney. other people on here defend her as well. are you afraid of being outnumbered? i defend her because she is inspiring to women all over the world weither its negative or positive. by the way gaining 40 pounds is normal cuuse she has a fricken baby in her and her boobs are big thats weight as well as her body. she wants to please you guys by getting back into shape as soon as the doctor allows it. she has to heal up first. shes very determined and now she'll prove herself. and my gosh she looks georgeous in these pics. and if you saw the show she looks thinner on camera than in pics. at least she doesnt look like shes anorexic. so toilet duck... do you have a perfect body? and why are you so hypocritcal and judgemental. not everyone has to be nice but its freedom of speech and we can be nice if we want. you guys are the peole that criticize a supermodel for one flaw. when you probably have many that your hiding behind a laptop. *blows kisses*

jrzmommy why would i have bad karma for standing up for people and myself? being rude and barberic is cause for bad karma. why are ya'll trying to act better than me. everyone is equal and want peace. do you like drama? bad karma comes with bad attitude and wrongdoing not stadning up for rights as ahuman being. i was neevr talking about anyone so whats the deal? no one is perfect im sure you have problems and i know i do. so why does evryone have to hate on people?its call haters and thats not the aweesome thing to be. now i dont know none of ya'll but come on what is up with calling me out cause im opinionated such as yourselves? so why dont you comment on the article and not me.

#131...
I am so ignorant, I did not realize that Britney was such an "inspiration to women all over the world." Let's give her the recognition she deserves - I'll start the list with Mother Teresa, Jackie Onassis, Marie Curie, Princess Diana, Joan of Arc, Princess Grace and Britney Spears - mind you, I am not sure if the above-mentioned women also were married in Vegas, then got it annulled 3 days later, then marries a trash-mouthed rapper wannabe, then drops her child on his head, drives in the car with the baby on her lap with no safety harness, and then gives a teary-eyed interview that she wants her "privacy" all the while walking around southern California dressed like a fucking slut..yep, that's pretty darn inspiring to ALL women and I sure would like my daughter to turn out just like her...

britney is an inspiration because shes a strong woman, shes sold 100 to 200 albulms. shes pretty and one of the most humble celebrities out there. shes had an amazing career comparable to madonna. shes performed with madonna, michael jackson, aerosmith etc. she may not be mother teresa but shes a young woman with goals. plus who are you? how old are you? if you have a daughter you should not be talking that way. bad example. you should teach your children to be upstanding kids of todays society which you have proven needs work. im trying to fight a cause for discrimination of all kinds. does making fun of me make you feel better? has it made your day? their are negative things britney has done but i can name a heck of a lot more postive. she worked her way to the top from childhood. shes reached her goals that is inspiring. what do you want to do with your life? make goals and achieve them. if you have a dream just go for it. you neevr know what may happen. i wish you well mr. tolet l. duck

Cut the crap poo! (oops!) This isn't a feel good preachy site where we talking about our "feelings" and "where our place is in the world" If that's what you want go watch Dr. Phil.

we come here to bash celebrities. if you're not prepared to do that, as I said, get the fuck outta here.

Thanks for playing.

poo, don't fuck with me.just leave me alone and don't fucking start. i'm never in the mood for a hippy love festival. this is a website about celebrities who are and behave like simpletons. this is not the U.N. My biggest problem in my life is deciding if I want to extend the gas line in my house and get all new gas kitchen appliances or replace the existing ones with other electric ones. Shut up and stop. No one wants to hear your fucking shit.

Why would someone fighting against people being made fun of name themselves poo? Why not just cover yourself in duck sauce and cheap french fries, and run around naked in the 'hood? You'll last about as long.

#137...

Funny!!
I am thinking of changing my name to KaKa...

I think this is so funny. I can look at most of the posts on here and tell the majority of them are from males. The other's are females that have never been pregnant. It's not a fun time you gain so much weight. I gained 40lbs and I didn't eat junk food. It all depends on how big the baby is going to be. I wish for one second a male can experience what we do. If you have never been pregnant then u have no right making fun of someone who is pregnant. We can't help it if we gain alot of weight. As for her clothes well ya not the best looking clothes but I assure u she felt very good in that. When your pregnant you get so hot and uncomfortable that you want to be wearing the least amount of clothes as possible.

I think this is so funny. I can look at most of the posts on here and tell the majority of them are from males. The other's are females that have never been pregnant. It's not a fun time you gain so much weight. I gained 40lbs and I didn't eat junk food. It all depends on how big the baby is going to be. I wish for one second a male can experience what we do. If you have never been pregnant then u have no right making fun of someone who is pregnant. We can't help it if we gain alot of weight. As for her clothes well ya not the best looking clothes but I assure u she felt very good in that. When your pregnant you get so hot and uncomfortable that you want to be wearing the least amount of clothes as possible.

#140...

Christ, here we go again...

first of all dont say dont screw with me and say stuff to me. do you think iwanna hear your opinion about me? you dont know me or what i stand for. this site is for peoples input on celebrities life. you guys make up dumb names too so back off. your immaturity shines through for the world to see., im not playing nice anymore. poo refers to winnie the poo jackasses. i have had real ghetto friends, ive been in the hood. people are misconstrued there. not like you geeky white kids would even know.and toilet you should change your name to kaka which thats not even how you spell that. that is what your attitude is like. jrz mommy you started;you dish you take thats what perez says. this isnt a feel good site thats fine but dont comment on other people focus people. .when i wrote my first comment a wanted people to think not act like children. you all can say all you want but it dont phase me ive heard it all. except usually people are a little more witty. your comments are discrimatory against race and gender. at least dr freakin phil is a quality person. ya'll need to grow up. only reason im on this site is because im dogsitting otherwise i would never waste my time. i could each of you 1 million dollars and you would never be nice you know why? your the types that dish crap out but in real life your being made fun of everyday and it kills you inside to know that everyone around you hates you. people like you guys need to learn that being positive gets you farther than being rude and trashy. britney at least has the class not to talk trash. class is charector not wealth and or status. im sick of they way people treat others and think its classy or hot or whatever. love is the only thing true in this life and hate only brings bad karma which i believe in wrongdoing brings later punishments. you think that hate equals good karma? that doesnt quite work. if you can say stuff about me i will indeed defend myself til the end. even when i wish you guys good luck you have to say something mean. is there something mentally wrong here? nice people finish last. i hope i breakthrough to one of you. off topic i love hilary duffs new song. i downloaded it right away. its catchy best from her by far. what was ya'lls fav movie of the summer? i cant seem to choose but i liked monster house. the summer song was me and you by cassie. or promiscuous

love ya short jenny soo true sooooo true

by the this site is evry hypocritical you can say mean things but you cant say anything disagreeing with one person. thats a double standard

Dear poo...

Now listen sweetheart, I am sorry that you escaped from the "home" but don't panic now, just walk to the nearest police station or WalMart and tell them what happened and they will take you back to your nice rubber room, where you can masturbate all day and shit your pants and junk...so don't panic, mkay? Mkay...

toilet must you constantly harass me? i could say the same for you. is it normal to be a jackass? you never answered my questions . what are you ashamed of?

Really, it's ok honey there are people who want to help you...now just say the magic words ten times, and you will be back in the home in no time...ready? Here are the magic words, now say them fast...

"Owa Tanna Siam"...(repeat 10 times...)

poo, I forgot to mention, while you are saying the magic words, stick your fingers in your ass at the same time...

she looks better than she normally has looked since she dropped larry rudolph and met kevin federline.atleast her hair looks like it was maybe brushed that day and her makeup is done. shes 8 months pregnant, not fat, and thinner than most american women for sure. i like how someone posted one picture of her awhile ago that wasn't flattering like that's some kind of proof that she never looked good. i could post millions where she looked gorgeous too, and not just magazine photo shoot pics. her legs were perfection when she performed with michael jackson many years back.

Oh and by the way, it's Winnie the POOH, not POO!!

sorry i misspelled that like i said i was in a hurry. listen toilet i give up on this trash talking k? its very tiring. ill say something good about you- your witty. i dont know who you are but is it worth arguing over something so small? i dont even care anymore. so can we agree to quit this?

@ #149. and by "most American women" you mean most angus beef cows.

and for the "poo" person...
What's your damage Heather? ( if you don't get it I'm not helping you!) Quit taking yourself too seriously...afterall this is the superficial, we are being superficial.What an anomaly. So step off your soap box and back into reality. If you don't like what we say, by all means LEAVE.

@145...loving it!!!

Wow Toiletduck you sound so mature. I have a question for you. How old are u? You sure sound like you are about 15yrs old. I hope your proud of that. I'm sure your attitude will get you real far in life. Good luck with that!!!!!!

138--a Brazillian soccer player has already beat you to it.

140--I have two kids and I'm a chick. I gained over 60 lbs with each and enjoyed every fucking morsel! I'm back to a size 4.

poo-- what does this mean? "jrz mommy you started;you dish you take thats what perez says. " I honestly feel like a fucking dolphin just squeaked at me and I have no goddammed idea what it said.

For someone who is so full of love you like to stir shit up. "ya'll nee to kwit yer hatin. Ya'lls the hatin-est haters in Appalachia Ya'lls wants to go an smoke a peece pap wif may?" Shut the fuck up.

so dmarie you like that im offended? this is not fair. all i wanted to do was give my opinion not hear things like go kill yourself fuck yourself. get a life. not everyone is going to agree. so why are you being mean to me? im tired of it all. im soorry if i offended anyone i just want it to stop.

ok mommy i didnt direct anything i said in the beginning towards you. but you made an offensive comment to me. i said something back and you got upset. when i say dish it i mean you started by attacking me. and if ya'll wanna know my name is taylor not heather. thanks jenny for defending me. i just want peace not this bs.

when you start shit, expect something to happen. You stirred the pot and now you're stuck in the undertow.

you're feelings aren't my problem. I'm here to read about spoiled, fat, ignorant celebrities and to make fun of them. If you aren't here to so the same...what are you here for?
to stir the fucking pot.

end of story.

besides douchebag, I've done and do enough good deeds in my life that i don't worry about the crap i post on a fucking website about celebrities to some bink that's off her rocker. I doubt any of this shit will keep me out of the Promise Land when I meet my maker. And if I happen to get there before ya, I'll be sure to drop a dime on your ass to st. pete not to let your troublemaking ass through the pearly gates.

"What's your damage heather" is from a movie...obviously you are too young to know that...

rich--her name is trailer. do you think this could be DanYELL reformed?

actually dmarie im 19 and i just becuse i dont watch everymovie doesnt mean im too young. and mommy it seems like both of you think its cool to attack one person over nothing. and im too young? i dont understand the double standards here. and if you think that God is pleased with how you are acting thats a different story. if you want to talk about celebrities why are you still talking about me? how did i start stuff with you? dmarie? you obiously didnt read a word i said. i said it was not directed towards a particular person. im just promoting peace beacuse i belong in a discriminating club at school and my assignment was to make a change in how people view discrimination so i chose negeative blogging on the internet.

excuse me discrimination club. we change views in todays society and try to make changes

well. i was mistaken because im 21. in any case. you stirred the pot and we are individuals commenting on what you said. we aren't on teams. this isn't a gang-bang for christ's sake.
I think of this as something to get out my frustrations, a fun little pastime. I dont appreciate being lectured...and I'm sure everyone else feels the same. So save your breath. you aren't changing any minds here. and we aren't racist. we are having fun. No harm, no foul.

#153...

Well, I am just lost for words, reading your post makes me think I am in grade school again, and I do remember a "short Jenny" there, she was 4'2" and stayed that way through college, she had acne, Coke-bottle bottm glasses, buck teeth and she smelled and her first sexual experience scared the shit out of her because she was alone the whole time - gasp, could this be you???

and poo, I didn't realize you were still in school - hmmm, 19 yrs old, can't spell worth shit and doing a school project - you also belong to the "Discrimination Club", my how things have changed, used to be the geeks belonged to the math club...do you ride the "special" bus to school every morning??

thanks dmarie for making that comment a bit less harsh. i understand this helps you but yell at celebs not me. i didnt mean to offend you. i just wished the all of you can experience what its like to be a celebrity and maybe the outlook would be different. yes i am in school toilet and im sure you are as well. im in college and that is a course im taking. i am not a geek i was home coming queen at my highschool and i used to model for abercrombie when i was 17. i dont regret anything ive done i just want the best for everyone. and toilet you have mispelled words more than i have i could point that out but im not that low. no one rides schoolbuses at college buddy. i drive a civic as i said before.

Does the comment section of every single post look the same to anyone else? Why does anyone feel the need to argue back and forth about the value of making fun of people? Just say "cheetos" and be done!

And for the love of god!!! Someone start making an effort to improve our public school system. Otherwise, we're going to start seeing Sally Struthers on infomercials trying to raise money to teach people like Poo the difference between "your", "you're", "there", and "their". That will only distract us all from more important matters like Paris' labiaplasty.

You know, this is bullshit - I come here form some irreverent fun and some laughs, because in the real world, no one seems to have a sense of humor anymore, and I get a fucking politically correct, lesbian-college-campus, left-wing lecture on morality - listen up folks, no place is safe anymore, "they" are watching every move we make and "poo" is probably a child molester...sorry, but anyone that writes such trashy shit with all the punctuation mistakes must be going to a really shit college for retards, such as jrzmommy's old alma mater, Fuck U...so there POOOOOOOOO!!

poo poo poo...KaKa for your information, is CORRECT in that it is a vernacular of an Afrikaans word for SHIT, or "kak." Coming from the likes of you, I don't think I need you telling me how to spell anything, "poo" and to repeat, Winnie was a POOH bear not a "POO" bear, although I am sure that you do not know that, yes, indeed the bear does shit in the woods, or for your benefit, poo in the woods....

again, I don't give a rat's ass what you allege you have done in your life. I am not here to be your friend. I am here to give spoiled, ignorant, rich brats a verbal beating. I don't want to walk in their shoes. I don't want to know what it's like to be a jackass. So save the comments about feelings and your personal life because none of us care.

Stick a fork in me I'm done!

if you guys say your done that stop sayin stuff about me. and making fun of my pucuation doesnt matter i just typing fast. since when am i the bad guy in this? you wont leave me alone. you trash somone if they dont agree with everthing you say. your not evrything people. i dont want to be friends with trash like you. im not a lesbo. what are you gay? if you dont care what i say then dont comment. wow you are hypocritical. i agree with shortjenny you guys are losers to have to even respond to what i said. this is the last comment im putting cause this is immature and i've just degraded myself to a retard leval for even responding to trash.

and beast if you want it to stop dont respond to what people say you just added fuel to the flame

Best news I've heard all day - NO MORE POO????

You're so very right, poo. "Puncuation" doesn't matter, which is why I cringe at your spelling and grammar, not your "puncuation".

duck you are the trashiest person alive shut the hell up and drop it. if your out of highschool start acting like you low life

beast kiss off. now im fired up. all of you are losers for actin like your all that. so what i mispell sometimes screw me. why dont you go smoke a blunt like trash and buy a real life. until any of you actually make sense for once shut up. a lot of your comments are dopey and sound like your on crack. toilet why dont you take a poo in your duck toilet. you wanna argue bring it y6ou lowsy whore screwing pond scums

p.s. beast i love how iv'e caused sooo much drama up in this biotch. muah love ya. my grammar and spelling are fine in this one skank.

poo = BoredBlonde

Dear poo...why don't you waddle your fat, acne pocked arse into your kitchen and find the most painful looking kitchen implement available and insert it directly into your anal cavity, where hopefully it will hurt most exquisitely - and yes, my spelling is better than yours...or perhaps your typing is of low quality because you have one of your hands busily diddling your unwashed vagina, which probably feels so good that you simply cannot bear to remove your hand long enough to spell properly...

And, by the way, poo means SHIT, not a bear, so sorry to disappoint you...

instead of bashing me let's talk about what mariah has been wearing at her concerts. her body def doesn't fit those lengerie outfits. from now on i'm not responding to negative posts about me so don't bother let's do what we all came here to do...check the latest news and comment. my whole point of all this is i love britney.

Oh yeah, Mariah, she is a fat, fucking whore who can't sing and is desperate for a man ever since Tommy Mottola dumped her...and she dresses like a Santa Monica Boulevard streetwalker...

"my grammar and spelling are fine in this one skank."

They are? Oh. My bad then. I had no idea the apostrophe went between the v and the e in I've. Plus, I'm glad I have you to thank for letting me no that there's no comma needed after "one" in the sentence above.

However, I can't resist the chance to throw up a little in my mouth over the size of Mariah's thighs so let's continue down that rather large path. Who doesn't love Britney? She's everyone's favorite hilljack cousin!

Dear poo...

Maybe you should choose better role models, women who have really accomplished something besides having multiple orgasms or having two penises inside them at the same time...

"Please give generously and help us stop the poo."

Poo is now pissed. Way too many bodily functions happening here. And yeah I did go to Fuck U -- and I was a founding sister of I Tappa Keg. so what?

#185...

I tried to get into Faber College, because I wanted to join Animal House, so I settled for watching the movie 27 times...and I really miss poo...perhaps she finally found her way back to the cuckoo's nest?

poo belongs to a discrimination club. sounds like a very discriminating group. I wish poo would come back. i'm having a bad day and i need to displace my anger on someone. Poo-ooo? Poo? Are you there? Poooooo? Come out and tell us we're all hatin haters. Poo?

britney spears + dark hair = ugly

awwe i feel touched. well yea i miss arguing too. but hey i'm not here to argue anymore. how are you guys? oh yea do and say what you want. i don't care anymore. love- taylor

Awww, c'mon poo, too chicken shit now to play with us?? Why don't you tell us how much you respect Lindsay Lohan and how much of a talented successful woman she is, blah blah..

With love, Trailer.

wow, she shops at walmart?