Aug 16 2006Beyonce knows how to lose weight

huh?

what no pancake?
2nd!!

Good bye milky jugs.

Sooooo healthy. Great job, Hollywood.

That is a ridiculous diet. It may help her lose weight, but she will pay a price later for that kind of food intake. Now, I personally like the pureed dog food diet with jelly beans, fava beans and a nice Chianti.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Why doesn't she try the "refuse any food that comes near her mouth" diet? It worked for Nicole Ritchie.

I really hope all these celebrities will just keep trying to out-do each other in the weightloss department then, one by one, they will all pull a Karen Carpenter.

i suppose you'll also lose weight, but i've always heard of that "diet" as being more of a cleanse. i really don't want to think that much about beyonce's bowels though. ew.

check the similarities...
http://therawfoodsite.com/mastercleanse.htm

now just loose that fat ass and we may have something here...

since when she became friends with nicole richie?

The superfish dude (chugging the syrup) looks like an "Easter Islander" with hair!!!

http://www.mysteriousplaces.com/Easter_Island/index.html

She's still yummy and booty-licious. Yay Team Healthy Women!

she is so fucking dope i would fuck da shit out dis bitch i love dis bitch and she will love me one day if i ain't Justin Igger

@13 I'm sure you will win Beyonce's heart one day, afterall, she's Justin Igger too.

I could help her lose about 180 pounds a day... of course that would involve her pushing me off of her every morning, but still, she should really consider it...

Is it just me or is Beyonce starting to look more white?

http://www.celebslam.com

She should try the "Texas Twat Sauce Diet"...it's all jizz..I look fucking awesome and you should see my skin.

Whatever. She's still fat.

@18 Yeah and Megan Harris is still ugly. Woof!

Check out dude in the last pic with the hat and the phosphorescent green shirt... he's all about THAT shit!

Yeah, my friend does that cleanse every so often. I actually know of a few health nuts who do cleanses as well. It's not really a diet at all.

The maple syrup thing is a cleanse. A friend of mine did it for 21 days, she looks fabulous, and did NOT end up in the hospital. Cleansing is entirely different than the standard Hollywood dieting a la Nicole Ritchie...

Anyway, I just had to say it.

That's all.

@17 Yeah I used that diet too. Only problem is the calorie intake on cum can get up there when you are swallowing dozens of loads a day. I usually like to end the day with a good ass thumping, that way I shit out those extra calories. Kinda like a laxative. Or an enema.

Cunty cunter cuntabulous cuntrific cunts.

There.

oh she's hawt now alright.. problem is whenever anyone gets near her they feel this overwhelming urge to sing the aunt jemima pancake song out loud.. where is my fork.. my spoon.. there's nothing worse in this universe.. she should really try the tomato diet instead.. you know.. all that lycopene.. now that will charge up your hoochie coochie..
http://www.stingybitches.com/gourmet%20page.html

PLAGURISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, maybe not, but the similarities are quite obvious, no? Click the link.

And, Justa Nigger..wait, should that say Nigga?..eh, spelling taint the strong point, so...Nigger.........Is that you, Fa Cube Itches/many other names?

That diet is bullshit. She needs to start the Mummy Diet, by Nicole Richie.

That's right, Beyonce, listen to The Man telling you that your butt is too big and you are too curvy to be in movies! Men looooove women with no ass, no hips, and a sharply defined breastbone!

she adds in the cayenne pepper in her daily meal just to give her that hot ass.

or is it stink ass...

Say what you want but 99% of the time Beyonce looks good, in control, and is ready for showtime. Britney, Lindsay, and the rest should beg Beyonce to be their life coach.

And that helped her acting how... ?!

GW Bush sleeping with Condoleeza Rice?!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/bush-and-condi-making-sex.html

i'd nail that hootchie momma ass like i was in home depot

She's on a Maple Syrup Diet ?
All I can say is : (of course)
'I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK
I work all day, and I sleep all night...
On Monday's I go shopping.. and I wonder why this was funny !!
(on Monday's he goes shopping and He wonders why this was funny') (REPEAT)
His medication expires Tuesday so blow me early next week.
(His medication expires Tuesday - so blow him early next week) (REPEAT)

(I'll never get lunch in this town )

This is for the Prince Harry thread which doesn't seem to take comments any more :
These Brits love modern concepts like Heredity Rule and 'Left wing'leaders who get down and bark when American Republicans tell them who to invade.
Oh - he grabbed a tit ? At least he took off the Nazi uniform - but what was he hiding...

syrup? please.......nothing will give this over-rated cooch talent.....she can try blowing Jay-zip, not gonna mattah.....the bitch got no talent.......nuff said

@30 i concur. She's not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!

@30 i concur. She's not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!

@30 i concur. She's not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!

@30 i concur. She's not doing it for vanity sake but for a movie role and she looks great. Friends with Nicole Richie? Hell no!!

She didn't exactly invent that. It's called the Master Cleanse. It is a detox cleansing fast that was created quite a long time ago. She either a) learned it from the book that the creator of the fast published (called, aptly enough "The Master Cleanse") or b)read about it online.

It's a great detox, and extremely effective. But Beyonce isn't exactly a weightloss pioneer for using it.

She didn't exactly invent that. It's called the Master Cleanse. It is a detox cleansing fast that was created quite a long time ago. She either a) learned it from the book that the creator of the fast published (called, aptly enough "The Master Cleanse") or b)read about it online.

It's a great detox, and extremely effective. But Beyonce isn't exactly a weightloss pioneer for using it.

I'd nail it like a cedar shingle. Ooogah!

I'd nail it like a cedar shingle. Ooogah!

sex is the best diet!

that and playing sonic!
http://www.playpacman.net/sonic/

sex is the best diet!

that and playing sonic!
http://www.playpacman.net/sonic/

@13 - I'm black and I haven't said "dope" since 1991.

Oh, and I would also knock the bejeezuss out dat pussee!

@13 - I'm black and I haven't said "dope" since 1991.

Oh, and I would also knock the bejeezuss out dat pussee!

I challenge any of you ass haters to find a hotter chick than this. Jay Z must still smack himself every morning and have a hearty laugh at us all, knowing she is way beyond his league, though I suspect she's a bit icey...

I challenge any of you ass haters to find a hotter chick than this. Jay Z must still smack himself every morning and have a hearty laugh at us all, knowing she is way beyond his league, though I suspect she's a bit icey...

I don't see it--all the tabloids keep saying she's lost weight but I don't see it.
Maybe it's because I've been conditioned to picture Nichole as what weight loss really looks like.
Silly me.

I don't see it--all the tabloids say she's lost weight but I just don't see it.
Maybe it's because I've been conditioned to picture Nicole as what weight loss looks like.
Silly me.

That's a sick diet

http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=beyonce

Damn you Type Key!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!

Damn you Type Key!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!

I just don't see it--the tabloids say she's lost weight--I don't see it.
Maybe it's because I've been conditioned to refer to Nicole as what weight loss looks like.
Sill me!

Jeez, could she make herself look any whiter? I mean really. She's definitely had plastic surgery on her face and if she's willing to do that then I'm sure she's had some lipo too.

Damn you Type Key!!!! Damn you to hell!!!!

"Lethargic" huh...that could explain that pink panther movie.

"Lethargic" huh?...that could explain that pink panther movie.

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.

* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

"Lethargic" huh?...that could explain that pink panther movie.

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.

* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.

* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

"Lethargic" huh?...that could explain that pink panther movie.

Ha too bad she cannot eat Fois Gras in Chicago any more

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/14/chicago-bids-farewell-to-fois-gras/

It's not a diet, it's called the Master Cleanse. And no, you won't end up in the hospital after 10 days, that's the most retarded thing I've ever heard and that "dietician" should do a little more research before she mouths off.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0963926209/002-2614710-9320810?v=glance&n=283155

I've personally done the cleanse for three weeks, and I highly recommend it.

The Master Cleanser helps purify the liver.
* The Master Cleanser helps dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body
* The Master Cleanser helps cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system
* The Master Cleanser helps purify the glands and cells
* The Master Cleanser helps eliminate unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles
* The Master Cleanser helps build a healthy blood stream
* The Master Cleanser helps relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries and blood vessels

Ha too bad she cannot eat fois gras in chicago:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/14/chicago-bids-farewell-to-fois-gras/

Too bad she cant eat fois gras in chicgo:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/14/chicago-bids-farewell-to-fois-gras/

Ha too bad she cannot eat fois gras in chicago:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/14/chicago-bids-farewell-to-fois-gras/

Too bad she cant eat fois gras in chicago:

http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/14/chicago-bids-farewell-to-fois-gras/

I am on a Beyonce diet - it consists of listening to any of her music so I can throw up. Now top that off with some syrup.

I am on a Beyonce diet - it consists of listening to any of her music so I can throw up. Now top that off with some syrup.

I am on a Beyonce Diet - it consists of listening to her music so I can toss my stomach contents.

where can i get some chicken?

turns out because of this diet, Aunt Jemimah get's a prodution credit in the film...executive producer...

"Here, chile, drink this..."

where can i get some chicken?

as a result of this diet, Aunt Jemimah gets a production credit for this film...executive producer....

"Here, chile, drink this..."

These fucking mirror-kissing idiots in Hollywood would eat a pig's asshole soaked in gasoline if you told them they'd lose weight by doing it.

OH QUIT IT WITH YOUR RETARDED ANTICS ALREADY! SOMEONE ALWAYS HAS TO PULL UP THE ISSUE OF COLOR. AND WHATEVER JACKASS SAID SHE SHOULD LOSE HER ASS..MUST NOT HAVE ONE.
I'M SORRY BUT THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY IS NOT A BIRD CHEST, FLAT ASS, AND CHICKEN LEGS. UNLIKE YOU AIRHEADS, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE.

sorry to interrupt..you may now continue to starve yourselves.

OH SHUT UP! SUM DUMBASS ALWAYS HAS TO CROSS THE LINE.

AND WHATEVER JACKASS CALLED HER UGLY AND SAID SHE SHOULD LOSE HER ASS...PROBABLY HAS LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY IS NOT A BIRD CHEST, FLAT ASS, AND CHICKEN LEGS.

UNLIKE YOU CLONES, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE.

OH PATHETIC.

THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY IS NOT A BIRD'S CHEST, FLAT ASS, AND CHICKEN LEGS. UNLIKE YOU CLONES, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE.

SO WHATEVER IDIOT SAID SHE SHOULD LOSE HER ASS AND IS UGLY NEEDS TO CHECK IN TO A PSYCH WARD, CAUSE SHE LOOKS 100X BETTER THAN YOU EVER WILL.

A BIRD'S CHEST, CHICKEN LEGS, AND A FLAT ASS....IS NOT THE OBJECT OF BEAUTY.

UNLIKE YOU CLONES, WE ACTUALLY HAVE A FIGURE...THAT FITS INTO REGULAR ADULT SIZED CLOTHES...

what?

where can i get some chicken?

where can i get some chicken?

where can i get some chicken?

where can i get some chicken?

where can i get some chicken?

I I keep keep seeing seeing double double... ...

#85-88...We can all hear you. Stop screaming. Asshole.

AW did the SF hit a soft spot here...

what's with all the multiple posts? god some people are such post whores

dip dip

26--yukky. Play with your own jism. :)

I don't care what any of you haters say. If I was given the opportunity, I would hit that so hard that when I'm finished, she'd be breastfeeding my twins.

oh whatever u dim wit, something's wrong with this site

Let's play school.

"oh whatever u dim wit, something's wrong with this site"

should be:

"Oh whatever, you dim wit. Something's wrong with this site."

See how that works? No? Maybe you're the dim wit. Trick.

I didn't understand #100 because it wasn't in FUCKING CAPS.

umm. no one was even talking to your ass so, you're the DIM WIT....geesh go check in to a psych ward, people who talk to themselves need all the help they can get.

HOW ABOUT I CAP MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS. would that make it clearer?

@104 - What are you, 12? Dumbass.

@103 - You called me a dim wit, so I'm defending myself by calling you a dumbass.

READ MY LIPS: I WAS NOT TALK-ING TO YOU! HELLO! MY SUGGESTIONS WERE DIRECTED TOWARDS BEEVER OR WHATEVER THE HELL HIS NAME IS.

MIND YOUR BUSINESS NEXT TIME.

103, 105 & 106 -- I sware this sounds like "chocolate milk time" at my house every weekday morning between 7:15 and 7:30 before I bring my 6 and 3 year olds to school. only the three year old says "stoopit ath"

to which the six year old replies "i'm not a stupid ass and STOP SAYING BAD WORDS AND CALLING ME NAMES!"

and then the three year old says "awwww, you said stoopit ath. i'm telling"

and then the six year old says "I didn't call you a stupid ass you said stupid ass..."

You see where I'm going with this, right?

AND 104 WAS DIRECTED TOWARDS SOMEONE ELSE.

STOP PRYING IN OTHER PEOPLES CONVERSATIONS, NOW WHOSE 12 EXACTLY?

actually no, i dont see where you are going...so please just go somewhere where someone does.

110--I'm saying you sound like a three year old and a six year old. wow, you're one dumb cunt, aren't you?

@ 109 - You. Sorry jrzmommy, couldn't help myself.

actually it's you mother who's a
(CUNT- who uses this word? are we on the OC or Laguna Beach, or some shit)...anyways

*because she would have to be in order to ever give birth to something as ridiculously useless as yourself.

Ron KKK please get a life and realize that you're no older or wiser than the gum on my shoe.

#104 An online tough guy? That's it, I'm sneaking into your projects and, if I have enough breath after running up 27 flights of stairs with the lights shot out, I'm ripping that Beyonce poster off your wall and feeding it to you. Idiot.

..heheheh(yawn.) i'll be sure to stop by your trailer later on to tell BUBBA to kick your ass...whenever you get out of the PORT-O-POTTY.

I wouldn't necessarily call moms a cunt. She's an absolute grade-A bitch sometimes, and I mean a real bitch-- but I wouldn't call her a cunt. Cunt is reserved for mouthy dirtbag chicks who don't get much respect, like #113. Bitch has a more, I dunno, WORLDLY ring to it, like good old mom. I'm more of a combo bitch/broad. I have a sister who's just a broad and one who is a bitch. But, yep, cunt seems to fit you. Using all them caps we should call you DanYELL. DanYELL the cunt...there we go.

Even though I had to scroll through about 20 lengthy posts about it, I gotta call bullshit on the "cleanse" thing. It's another word for "fast," and of course you're gonna lose weight when all you're consuming is sugar water and lemon. As for eliminating toxins, we already have something that does that, it's called a liver. And Beyonce can try to "cleanse" all the toxins she wants, but if she lives in LA, it's not gonna do her any good, cause she's breathing in that shitty polluted air. She's gonna have to eat horrible toxin-filled food eventually, or she'll end up looking like Nicole, and nobody wants that. Eat something, Beyonce. Everybody with a brain thinks you look OK the way you are. Don't turn away from the bootylicious. Peace out. Oh, and RichPort rules. I need an exercise program like that.

DANIELLE STOP FUCKING TYPING IN CAPS YOU ANNOYING TWAT!

119--It's DanYELL. DanYELL the cunt.

@114 DanYELL. It'd be hard for me to be Ron KKK since I'm BLACK. Dumbass. K is for Killings, as in the wrestler. No, I'm not him, but I tell the Truth - which is his nickname.

http://www.tnawrestling.com/roster/ronkillings

@121..Yeah gotta throw out the "racist" card right? We couldn't possibly be tearing her asshole apart because she's a dumb fucking munter and she TYPES IN CAPS. No. It must be her race.

Isn't Bubba that Black guy from Forrest Gump... he likes Beyonce too??? You're that chick who sat alone in the lunchroom, aren't you, never getting called on when you raised your hand, the one who would sit on her project steps looking up at the stars like Fivel, singing "Somewhere Out There"? Ok sweetie, school time's over. Back to topic: I'd hit Beyonce so hard danYELL would get pregnant, even though 'she' is technically a dude.

#118 - Thanks for the props... just reporting the facts...

@122 - she called me Ron KKK. I resent being placed in the same category of racists. I wasn't throwing out the race card. I think she's stupid because she's...well...um...stupid.

This is a funny post, but actually this diet is legit. I know because I've done it. The syrup used is raw syrup, not the sugary stuff you use on pancakes, and it DOES contain many vitamins and minerals and less sugar than you'd think. Yes, it cleanses the body including the liver and there is no energy loss during the diet.

@124...No I meant her. Not you. Its all good.

omg what a bunch of fucktards

thank you SF for expanding my vocab

dip dip

seriously RON i could give a less shit if you were albino..go suck ass.

HAIRY BEAVER, FUCKPORT, AND WHOEVER ELSE FITS INTO THE CATEGORY OF 10 YEAR OLD DEFORMED LITTLE BOYS:

go watch cartoons, suck a lollipop, and hump a monkey.

DanYELL the cunt just told you guys to go hump a monkey. thank god I'm not a deformed 10 year old little boy...BUT A 200 YEAR OLD FIRE BREATHING MONSTER WITH A BIG LOUD BOOMY VOICE COMING TO EAT SCREAMY LOUD SHOUTER PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK TOO MUCH AND GET PISSY WITH PEOPLE AND ARE LOUD AND CALL BLACK PEOPLE KKK PEOPLE LOUDLY MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M MAKING LOUD STOMPY NOISES NOW DANYELL THE CUNT AND I'M GOING TO GRAB YOU BY YOUR PENCIL NECK AND SNAP IT IN TWO AND WATCH YOUR LOUD SCREAMY HEAD POP OFF!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

.......................this clearly explains what race and gender your dumb casper the ghost ass is.

lay off the caffenine.

How does that explain my race and gender? I mean, I thought the "mommy" part of my name kinda gave a dead giveaway that I'm a chick, but I could be blacker than the ace of spades, Danyell the cunt.

cunt (knt)
n. Vulgar Slang
1. The female genital organs.
2. Sexual intercourse with a woman.
3.
a. Offensive Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
b. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.

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this is what it states on your birth certificate. go get hit by a bus you gay crab infested whore.

@132...Wow, I'm impressed you figured out how to Google Cunt. Although, you probably had to cut and paste the word into the search bar, seeing as you probably couldn't remember how to spell it from memory.

Now STFU you dirty munter. Google that!

I know how to lose weight too. Ingredients involve cocaine, alcohol, (not beer, hard stuff) and lots of man juice. It's a big hit. It's called the Lindsay/Paris/whore diet. It's made a big comeback from the 80's.

danielle (dan-YELL)

n. Vulgar Slang
1. The female genital organs.
2. Sexual intercourse with a woman.
3.
a. Offensive Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
b. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.
4. Idiot who has inferiority complex, generally small, mouse like, and hideous; common traits include severe bouts of self-hate and illusions of ever being funny; see also: ASSHOLE

#128 - Why would I hump you..? I mean thanks for the offer, but I'll stick with Beyonce. And of course by thanks I mean go fuck yourself, and by stick with Beyonce, I of course mean stick Beyonce.

Hump... that's a funny word.

And personally, I LOVE the word cunt. I find it has that shock value to get my point across, plus you can mix it up with other words to sound really awesome.

For example:

Cunty McCunterson
Deliciously cunty
That's cuntastic

That is all.

well that would certainly explain her lastest video... I have not been able to watch more than a few seconds of it for fear of having a seizure.

If I have to look at one more picture of Beyonce, back to the camera, tits straight out, grinning like a huge fool, sticking her giant, stupid, monstrous ass cheeks (weight loss or not, they are still friggin HUGE) straight into the camera one more time, I believe I will vomit. Not for sure, but I think it will happen. Urgh.

again...WANNA PET MY BEAVER (stupid ass name)

i don't remember addressing you. go back to screwing you mother and watching jerry springer...your assistance is no longer neeeded.

and RICHPORT stop being sooooo desperate. are you really that much of a hobag that you need to continue posting absurd antics?
FAGPORT should be your screename because thats what you're acting like.

in case you don't know the defentition here it is:

FAGPORT-(n.)a useless low-life, who rapes dogs in the night.

-(v.)of, or having herpes and crabs.

i.e.-also see DIRTY WHORE REJECT*

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#108--Exactly!!!
I get that with my 15yo, 10yo and 5yo DAILY!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!

and once againd asswipe...if anything, i look 300x better then your ass will ever hope to be.

so go call your whore of a mother a monkey, since thats thee only thing you're humping these days.

@142 I don't usually like to pick on the mentally disabled, or argue with cunts on here for more than a day, but...

I am female.

Beaver=vagina. cunt. pussy. etc.

In other words that stank ass thing between your legs that is growing over with mold cos nobody's stuck a dick in it since your daddy when you were 11.

Hope that helps.

and i myself, do not argue with childish trailerpark trash on a regular basis, but i'll make an exception for your skanky ass.

Beaver= a vagina that your transvestite ass doesn't have. stop imagining being in the shoes of a woman. get over it, you shemale.

and whatever the hell is growing on that tiny deformed limp dick of yours is probably worst then the long list thats growing on paris hilton's.

i hope THIS helps. get a reality check, and see to it that you overdose on cough syrup while you're at it.

ps. go get a job you homeless diarreha filled stripper. is this all you do on a daily basis. if it is, i feel sorry for you.

by the way.....you really should get out more...thats if you know how to cut doors into the cardboard makeshift house you're living in.

otherwise...just rot..and be done with it.

Come on danYELL, that was lame, and not even all in CAPS. Very disappointing, you've lost your fire, Sista Souljah... I don't know why you have to drag poor defenseless gays into this. I mean fagport took like, what, 20 minutes to come up with and spell check? Like your daddy used to tell you, take it like a man! You lose. Buh-bye.

yeah, just like danYELL took you a day and a half to come up with.

sister soulja? what the hell...are you in preschool?

geesh i can't compete with that!

CONGRATUALATIONS!!!!!!!!!YOU'VE JUST WON THE MIDDLE-ADGED MAN WHO PICKS ON PERSONS HALF THEIR AGE BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO LIFE AND ENJOY RAPING THEIR CHILDREN AWARD.

*thee end* buh-bye, asshole.

DanYELL...huh? You make about as much sense as tits on a nun.

And BTW its "the" not "thee". This isn't Shakesphere. Not that I expect someone of your intelligence level to know who that is...

this coming from someone with a screename that sounds like a reality porn show.

tsk tsk tsk. with all of your desperate raving antics, it brings a mental picture to my mind.

here it goes: bottle blond stringy smelly hair, a wife beater, ratty shorts, moldy flip flops, gap-toothed rotting teeth....

is that right?, or was that a bit TOO glamorous of a description?

*loser* *game over*

BTW, that comment abou nuns and tits was priceless! thats about "thee" only prop i'll give to you.

you should write for SNL, or atleast be an extra dumbass on the show. that would be hillarious!

147--Excuse me..... I christened you that YESTERDAY -- see #117 -- and we've been calling you that since then. It hasn't taken anyone a day-and-a-half to come up with that. In fact, it took me all of.....what's that 14 minutes I see... to figure out that a)you have issues with shouting and b) you're a cunt and to c) put them all together to come up with DanYELL the cunt. Be sure to have mom or dad officially change that this year on your first day back to school, okay? And you better get off the computer now....you're late again for Fat Kids Camp.

loser, game over....what the fuck DanYELL the cunt, are you some kind of video game nerd?

@149...Um reality porn show? Porn is reality. My reality anyway.

And nope, long dark hair, pajamas as its my day off, no shoes, and a nice straight set of teeth.

BTW, I thought you were leaving?

@149...You know DanYELL, I'm really starting to resent all your racial stereotypes. You think just cos I'm white I live in a trailer and have no teeth? That's just the kind of racial stereotype us whites have been fighting for centuries.

If you notice, in my posts to you nowhere do I call you a Aunt Jemima looking-fried chicken eating-grape soda drinking-unemplyed welfare collecting-4 kids by 4 different baby daddies-kinky haired-ashy cocoa butter using-big gummed-big lipped-fat assed-crack smoking-40 oz drinking-project living-black.

Now do I?

No. Because I am above that.

damnYELL... you're KILLING me... I can't stop laughing, my sides, my sides...

juuuust kidding, haven't even cracked a smile. NEXT!

Wow SuperFish nice banning my comments and leaving DanYELL's as there's obviously nothing "abusive" about hers. Dick.

This story is MONTHS old, she already lost and gained back the weight. She lost it for the movie Dream Girls because for whatever reason she had to be skinnier to play a singer...because clearly there is no way she could be a singer at her normal size, no way she could sell millions of albums and concert tickets looking the way she normally does.

LOL

LOL

when her solo album first came out I was kind of disgusted by the size of her thighs, but now she looks really good and healthy not at all like nicole richie. keep it up!

when her solo album first came out I was kind of disgusted by the size of her thighs, but now she looks really good and healthy not at all like nicole richie. keep it up!

seriously, that was SO original..BEAVER. i mean really. CONGRATULATIONS! how long did it take for you to come up with that stereotypical analysis? your IQ must be, what?....a negative 0? or am i setting the bar TOO high?

reminder: i wasn't the first one to make a racial slur on here, it was your dumbass.

but since you want to go down that road...ahhh here we go:

notice how I didn't call U a: sourmilk smelling, fake n' bake tan wearing, beer stained teeth having, small ass titties saggin', flat butt botox filled stripper pole worker, stringy greased hair having..hobag. i could go on, but arguing with you is like arguing with a mentally challenged sea creature...get lost.

JRZMOMMY, or whatever your diseased ass goes by these days. what are you, like obsessed with the word cunt? was that the word used by your doctor when you were yanked from your nother's seafood hole? geesh. if you ask me, you should legally change your real name to cunt. i mean, seeing as though you're obssesed with it and all. just a suggestion. FAT KIDS CAMP? hmmm. are we drawing from past memories? is that why you're on here, you pathetic excuse for a human being?

it's not my fault you have low self-esteem. go make a friend at the zoo, jump off a bridge,anything but speak. you're worthless. move on.

and last but certainly not least.

RICHPORT, i saved your ass 4 last....i mean since you are the slowest of the bunch. i'm so glad to hear that i didn't cause you to crack a smile. i mean, i kinda knew i wouldn't..seing as though you crack your legs, your mouth, your ass... every second for a stranger to eneter in. i guess you would be sore to crack anything else. sorry you can't enjoy laughing these days. i hope you feel better.

oh, i forgot something.

BEAVER: your dumbass hasn't been fighting any racial slurs for cernturies.

if anything, you retards have been stealing.
confused? you should be since, i dunno, WE'VE done YOUR work, and your asses reap the benefit, WE'VE come up and have been successful, and YOU idiots make unfair laws and rules to set US back..i could go on for days.

so here's to you, thieves out there, CONGRATS!

angry black women scare me :( btw negative 0 isn't a number ya foo

notice: ems is da shizz...?

i wasn't talking to you.

and duh... i know negative 0 isn't a number, i was making a point about the IQ of a fellow typer.

i don't have to explain myself you ghetto broad. stay out of my conversations.

#163 - Don't fear Black women that way... this one's just an asshole. The funniest thing about her is the fact that she continues to reply, not the actual replies themselves. She probably talks like a white girl.

damnYELL, I'm glad you saved your greatest ire for me because it adds much needed breaks of hilarity in my otherwise busy day. And no, I still won't hump you. You're about as convincing a tough guy as Federfuck is a rapper, only not nearly as funny.

don't get your panties in a bunch you sorry excuse for human. (african-american) women are no different from you deformed rejects.. except for the fact that you're deformed, smell, ugly, stupid, poor, reatarded...okay i've said enough.

and richport, seriously...it's like you jack off to being on here. if anyone replies to comments like an internet whore wannabe, it's your ass.

go get a job so you can support your alcoholic grotesque family that lives in the graveyard next to K-mart..hey! you should pick up an application! are you that lazy?

I'm pretty sure you're not from Nigeria, Botswana, or Namibia, therefore the term 'African-American' is both erroneous and filled with duplicity. If you'd like to hyphenate yourself, try ASS-HOLE. You bougie Black chicks, full of self loathe and looking for the next gangsta to validate their street cred, are really sad, but very funny. And of course by funny, I mean ridculously tiring. Beyonce would never act this way! I'm sure you run around your family trying to convince them how 'African-American' they are, but they look at your Bryant Gumbel ass and say, uh, no, I'm Black. Because we all know you're only 'African-American' around white folks. Moron.

I wouldn’t expect someone who didn’t even graduate elementary school to know what that term means. You should’ve made graduation last week. Tough luck.

The term African American does not mean that the person is from Africa. Back in the 1800s when jackasses (your ancestors) smuggled African people to the united states for cheap labor (slavery) women were raped by jackasses (your ancestors) and many were killed.

They, of course, had offspring which contributes to the population today.

African American refers to the fact that descendants of slaves are still living today in…duh America. I’m not from Africa, but I still have that heritage and my ancestors in my blood.

Go get a book, read it, slap yourself over the head with it, and then die. Please. Your ignorance is sickening.

I do not ‘act’ any certain way., especially around you “white folks”, as you so perfectly put it. In fact, I prefer to stay away from you clone…being as though you smell of wet dog, and a mere touch would sure lead to staining my clothes with fake n’ bake.

I'm not white you fucking bougie idiot, but you certainly keep taking the bait. The next time I need a history lesson from a 16 year old, I'll look you up, you wikipedia addict. Until then, you can pretend to know racism and pretend it affects your generation the way it did mine. I am well aware of the etymology of the phrase, you unhumpable moron.

The Master Cleanse (aka lemonade or maple syrup diet) has PLENTY of vitamins and minerals, and is one of the healthiest things someone can do for themselves. I did it for 10 days and felt great the entire time. I know people who have done it for 40 days and safely lost over 50 lbs. Good for Beyonce.

please grow up and stop acting like a trashy slut 5 year old.

i'm not going to explain my heritage to your ignorant as anymore, okay? you don't know me, i don't know you...thank god.

i'm not 16...maybe you are. if anyone is bougie...its your ass. you aren't white? hmmmm. then what the hell are you. or are you an IT...i don't give a shit.

YOU can pretend to know racism. i have well enough experienced it, not that you care. i AGAIN, dont have to prove anyting to you.

as far as im concerned, you can go a get hit by a bus for all i care. and dont preach to me about (taking bait). your just an idiot who likes to agitate people to draw the blame from yourself. get lost you pathetic, worthless whore.

*game over*

#171 - Somehow, I think you'll cuntinue. That's what angry people do. They go on and on. You haven't experienced racism, you've experienced people bigoted toward idiocy. To call people racists for hating idiots is a misnomer. Funny how all of this started because your idiot self decided to scream about how Beyonce shouldn't lose weight (since you obviously hate white chicks) and you piss everyone off (Black and other) because you post the same inane comments over and over. Then when everyone tells you to shut the fuck up, you start screaming that everyone is racist, when no one even knew that you were an embarassment to Black folks everywhere. But I do pity you, it must suck to be the only person at the family reunion who had to act white to get a job, when every other hard working member of your family just whispers as you walk by. Oh, did I call you a bitch yet? NO??? BIIIIIIITCH.

Somehow I think YOU will continue. Let’s not forget that I left for 2 whole days to refresh my thoughts after talking to YOUR dumbass. I completely forgot about your ignorant ass, and here you go welcoming me back with: damnYELL is back, let the funny begin. I wouldn’t expect you to remember with your spur of the moment amnesia anyway. And this is not what ANGRY people do, its what MATURE and ANNOYED POLITICALLY CORRECT people do. (do I need to slow down? Too many big words?)

YOU, jackass, haven’t experienced a papercut, yet alone racism. Don’t fool yourself into thinking that just because you were turned away from a hip night club for stripper whores, that you experienced racism.

To call a person a racist, for simply ignoring antics given by a bigot pig under-aged alcoholic is outrageous.

No one SCREAMED about beyonce’, seeing as though you cant physically do that over a computer dumbass. And I don’t know if you’re down from your high or not, but for the past couple of days, this site has been acting up do to the server, causing my posts to repeat, and be in all caps. Not that I have to explain myself to a worthless cunt like yourself.

I posted my opinion towards skank, Meghan harris for calling her fat. Nowhere in my post did I mention your ass. So, technically, you started off the games, sweety.

YOU must be an embarrassment to the human race everywhere. ‘acting’ white is reserved for complete low-life wannabes such as yourself.

You can call me a bitch, but at the end of the day, you still wind up with the word tattooed on your forehead because YOU genetically are one.

I was (am) right. Idiot.

right, idiot. congratulations.

...Thus bringing to a close yet another chapter in DanYELL the Cunt's lifestory, "Babble: A Collection of Mind-Numbing and Annoying Rants from a Prepubescent Outcast."

thus bringing to a close the herpes infected mouth of jrzMAmmY the douchebag's lifestory, "I Wish I Were Dead: A Story of Low-Life's Journey to Attention Land, Where Everyone Cares About Bigot's Opinions".

DanYELL, do you think you could at least attempt to come up with one original thing instead of regurgitating and filling-in-the-blanks of what someone else has already said? Or, maybe try starting off slow with forming a coherent sentence. Let's begin with that....try to post something that might make sense to the rest of us who don't need psychotropics to quiet the hum of the voices in their heads. Because that last comment in 177 was utterly undecipherable. I think I understood you called me a douchebag and then.....I got lost.

i guess it wouldn't make sense to someone who has the life span of a tomato. by the way, when are you planning on dying anyway? i thought sea creatures were only supposed to live up to a year and then dry up. damn, you got lucky.

good luck in 9th grade this year, DanYELL. now run outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

yeah, i'll be sure to wish YOU good luck in the 2nd grade as i'm waving to your pathetic ass on my way to my 3rd year in college. good luck learning to form sentences, as you can certainly not form them at this present time.

Jrzmommy, it's always those idiot college kids who think they know everything because as they stare googly-eyed at their favorite professors and are slowly indoctrinated, they don't realize that real opinions about life come through experience. damnYELL the cunt keeps taking the bait, because she's a fucking idiot. Seriously, I'd like to kick her in the juicebox, but I wore nice shoes today. Now you're a fucking funny chick. This bitch is tired and annoying, a wannabe Farrakanita. She alternately types in caps then lower case, incoherently, then when you think she has a point, she just acts like an asshole again.

rocke a bye baby on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock, when the bow breaks the cradle will fall, and down will come baby..cradle and all.

Rich--judging by the post # 183, I think this one stares at the sun without blinking...catch my drift?

LOL.. I think you're right.

as i thought, the idiots take the bait once again!

what a bunch of losers! i fear for your offspring.

Good night damnYELL. Did I call you a bitch yet? I did??? Well here It us again. BITCH.

"here it us?" poor grammar lacking whore. your comebacks are beginning to bore me. plus, i dont feel like coming back to this old story just to bitch slap you...so game over, at least for now.

you may now go back to doing whatever pathetic thing you were doing before i posted. "thing", being your mother of course.

Must be that faded Howard brochure that makes you so funny. An errant keystroke is hardly the same as such utter animosity toward all language and written skills. Thankfully, my point still came across. BITCH.

that's weird as hell, but i guess it works...