August 16, 2006
Bai Ling still ridiculously whorish
Short skirts are cool and all, but you might be pushing the limits of what constitutes clothing if you've got your underwear hanging out. She might as well throw on some Post-It notes and call it a top. She's probably already tried. And once she gets desperate enough for publicity I suspect she'll just show up to places naked. And then bashfully say, "Oops I seem to have forgotten my clothing. How embarrassing!" And then she'll bend over and spread her legs and ask if anybody wants to put random objects up her vagina. Because she's a serious actress. All about the craft.
More of Bai Ling being Bai Ling after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by RichPort on August 16, 2006 1:25 PM
Her t shirt makes me feel like a 10th grader again... MMMMMMMM.... nipples...
2. Posted by CelebSlam.com on August 16, 2006 1:26 PM
Me love you long time
http://www.celebslam.com
3. Posted by SuperShallow on August 16, 2006 1:27 PM
something tells me her daddy did naughty things to her....
its not funny, I'm serious
4. Posted by jamiew on August 16, 2006 1:27 PM
She should get this car to go around in to show off not some ghetto e class.
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/08/12/convertible-mercedes-slr-mclaren/
5. Posted by DancingQueen on August 16, 2006 1:29 PM
Will someone please tell me who the hell this skank is anyway? I have no idea. WHY is she famous? Or is it for being a whore?
6. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 1:32 PM
That's the chick that just did my nails. That's her...she said, "you pick cullah" I never forget a face.
7. Posted by sometimesboy on August 16, 2006 1:34 PM
even owen wilson would only lick that for a half hour...
8. Posted by combustion8 on August 16, 2006 1:35 PM
I have some white I would like to add to that yellow.
9. Posted by sometimesboy on August 16, 2006 1:38 PM
of course a half hour after that...owen would be hungry again...
10. Posted by RichPort on August 16, 2006 1:40 PM
I could go for a little takeout...
11. Posted by andrewthezeppo on August 16, 2006 1:41 PM
Actually she's a VERY good actress when in her native language... Rent "Dumplings" or "3-Extremes" (which has an edited down Dumplings). She plays a woman who makes dumplings out of aborted fetuses its amazing.
12. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 16, 2006 1:44 PM
She's airing out her cootch. Otherwise, her vag smells like a week old dim sum.
13. Posted by Tanor on August 16, 2006 1:48 PM
She needs to grow the hell up, she is starting to act like a cougar. Isn't she in her mid-30s?
http://www.BadBreakups.net
14. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 1:50 PM
11--No thanks. I don't like when my stomach contents reappear out of my mouth! But it sounds fucking fascinating.
15. Posted by Spindoc on August 16, 2006 1:50 PM
I can hear her labia flapping as she walks, and what smells like sweet and sour sauce?
16. Posted by nc72 on August 16, 2006 1:52 PM
No worse than a bikini but damn she's freaky looking
http://www.exposay.com/bai-ling-edmond-red-carpet-premiere-party/p/3312/20/
17. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 1:53 PM
Someone forgot their over the shoulder boulder (pebble) holder!!
18. Posted by TheHappyRobot on August 16, 2006 1:53 PM
18th!
19. Posted by Populist on August 16, 2006 2:00 PM
#7- Owen Wilson probably will be licking that, after he gets Kate Hudson to leave her husband, and then dumps her.
20. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 2:06 PM
Bai Ling translates to Most Dishonorable Daughter
21. Posted by Rimmer on August 16, 2006 2:24 PM
Serious actress yes. Wasn't she in that movie "Memoirs of a Geisha's Cunt"
22. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 16, 2006 2:29 PM
Every now and then we need a story about Bai Ling to bring out the best and brightest students of the school of the corny Asian joke. It's like the school of Shaolin, only more vagina-oriented. Did you see that?!!! I said 'Orient'!!! HA! ME ROVE YOU RONG TIME!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMNNOP PBS DDT DADV!!!
23. Posted by 86 on August 16, 2006 2:34 PM
Now for the obligatory 'who is she, again?' post.....
24. Posted by ER on August 16, 2006 2:42 PM
#9 - that was a good one....I'm still laughing!
25. Posted by Chodite on August 16, 2006 2:50 PM
Freakin hot!
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
26. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 2:52 PM
@22 oshie - What's the matter? You kind of lost it there at the end of your post!!
Bad day?
PMS?
Wrong side of the bed?
Are you still upset because you can't logon to:
http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/
P.S. Michael Dell isn't at home right now. I left a message.
27. Posted by arieschic on August 16, 2006 2:54 PM
yeah, I was kind of wondering who this chick is too. Why is she famous?
28. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 16, 2006 2:57 PM
Hmmm, Post-It notes could be a new trend. You know they come in different colors too, very fashionable.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
29. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 16, 2006 3:00 PM
26 -
- I'm always having a great day because I have huge, perky tits
- I'm always having PMS. That's because it fuels my murderous rage and makes me crave chocolate.
- It's never the wrong side of the bed when I wake up in it.
- Yes.
As far as anything else you may have addressed re: my demeanor -
I guess I should have bought the good crack today instead of that off-brand krack which is derived from Coco Puffs rather than Cocoa leaves. Lesson learned. But you know me, always trying to save a buck.
30. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 3:18 PM
"...with their ching, chang, chung talk. I can't understaaaannd YOU!" Dave Chapelle
31. Posted by saltpeanuts on August 16, 2006 3:24 PM
Mmmm. Something about her makes me feel good in all my special places. Plus, I'd really like to pee in her butt.
32. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on August 16, 2006 3:32 PM
Hey lay off my orange chicken tasting pussy. Nothing like eating chinese!
33. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 3:33 PM
29 - (salivating & eyes as big as saucers)
I'm sorry! Could you please repeat everything after "huge, perky tits" !!!
34. Posted by RichPort on August 16, 2006 3:39 PM
Who gives a fuck why she's famous? Or if she's a whore. Or is she's catching up to Porous Hilton with the crotch shots. I'd hit that until her accent went away. I'd start getting my nails and toes done like a fruit. I'd even listen to her stories of being a refugee and sucking off Japanese sailors to get smuggled into this country. The rest of you are obviously chicks if you're not willing to make those personal sacrifices. Chicks I tell you.
35. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 3:47 PM
she's a little beefy for an asian. (Great. now I just heard the punchline "Beef with Blokkree" in my head)
36. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 3:48 PM
...and Long Duck Dong's bizarre drunken laughter following the beef with blokkree punchline
37. Posted by AmericanMcKrout on August 16, 2006 3:58 PM
#15- tee hee!
But seriously- Owen Wilson + Bai Ling? Hmmm. How about Kate Hudson + Bai Ling? Now THAT I would pay to see!
38. Posted by Italian Stallion on August 16, 2006 4:03 PM
Another Bai Ling story, same stupid jokes, but atleast this one didn't go to 100 comments like all the rest..............
39. Posted by Zanna on August 16, 2006 4:06 PM
Give it time Stallion, the day is young...
40. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 4:13 PM
38--yeah, but what the hell else can one say about Bai Ling? You either make asian jokes or you talk about her trashy clothes and how appropriate they are for a whore such as herself. We can't really comment on anything else when it comes to such a completely irrelevant and extraneous fucking whatever-she-is.
41. Posted by beifiori on August 16, 2006 4:20 PM
she's ugly. why is it that fugly people get to the jobs, or get attention for being beautiful when it's very apparent they are FUGLY??????? we have paris, nicole, hohan, giselle "the he-horse twin", madonna, wilmer valderamma, bruce willis, arnold, countless models (and it's not just the females) , just to name a few...what is up with that????
42. Posted by IFuckingHateYou on August 16, 2006 4:38 PM
Tom Cruise loves Bai Ling.
Probably because that's a cock hanging out of her skirt and we all know that TCLTC.
43. Posted by 86 on August 16, 2006 4:41 PM
She should marry someone with the last name Wall. Cuz cuz then her name would be Bai Ling Wall. ha.
44. Posted by jrzmommy on August 16, 2006 4:45 PM
43--that's fucking hilarious.
45. Posted by stingybtchsuzy on August 16, 2006 6:00 PM
#21 - All I know is Bobby Lee was in "Memoirs of a Geisha." And Bai Ling is no Bobby Lee, dammit! If the "...Cunt" knockoff starred Bai Ling, it's no wonder it never even made it to video, because she is no Bobby Lee!
www.stingybitches.com
46. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 16, 2006 6:06 PM
43 - If she doesn't marry someone with the last name Wall, you can crank call her and say:
CC: Is Mike Wall there?
BL: No!
CC: Is John Wall there?
BL: No!
CC: Are there any walls there?
BL: (getting aggravated) NO!
CC: (screams into the phone) THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS HOLDING UP YOUR HOUSE??? (slams the phone down)
BL: (looking perplexed... hangs up!)
It gets them everytime!!!
47. Posted by ratadechapinero on August 16, 2006 6:13 PM
I don't know but it looks like she has a penis trying to get out of her skirt or whatever that is.
48. Posted by RenoScarab on August 16, 2006 6:32 PM
Holy crap, you are all a bunch of sick, twisted bastards!.......and I am growing to love each and every one of you....
49. Posted by LL on August 16, 2006 8:44 PM
RE " I'd hit that until her accent went away."
Awesome...
What's with her hat, though? She looks a little too much like Yoko Ono there. Are we sure it's Bai Ling? With the hat and huge sunglasses that dumb bitches insist on wearing, I'm not sure it IS her. Maybe it's just some random Asian chick who happens to dress as provocatively as Bai Ling, though that is difficult to contemplate.
50. Posted by Ag229487 on August 16, 2006 9:15 PM
da bitch is drivin a c class- now we know shes broke
stil fuck her tho
51. Posted by jane's eyre on August 16, 2006 9:47 PM
This is actually quite demure for little Bai. She usually has one or more of her ladyparts hanging out.
52. Posted by thesarahficial on August 17, 2006 12:49 AM
who the heck is this?
53. Posted by yourmomisgay on August 17, 2006 4:31 AM
pleasepleaseplease stop posting about this ho
we need zhang ziyi posts!!
54. Posted by yourmomisgay on August 17, 2006 4:35 AM
plsplspls stop posting about this ho
we need zhang ziyi posts!
55. Posted by yourmomisgay on August 17, 2006 4:35 AM
plsplspls stop posting about this ho
we need zhang ziyi posts!
56. Posted by yourmomisgay on August 17, 2006 4:38 AM
plsplspls stop posting about this ho
we need zhang ziyi posts!
57. Posted by The Jesus Whisperer on August 17, 2006 10:17 AM
Nice crotch.
Jesus Saves!
58. Posted by gnarbuckets on August 17, 2006 1:33 PM
I love her long time.
59. Posted by cole007 on August 18, 2006 11:13 AM
does anyone notice that she has a problem with that hair? Why is it always so pulled forward. Now its inside the glasses whereas it should be pulled back behind her ears if they exist, then put the damned sunglasses on. GOD that drives me nuts, I just want to get that hair out of her face!
60. Posted by audrey23 on August 20, 2006 7:27 PM
You are all racists.
61. Posted by audrey23 on August 20, 2006 7:28 PM
You are all racists.
62. Posted by audrey23 on August 20, 2006 7:28 PM
You are all racists.
63. Posted by audrey23 on August 20, 2006 7:30 PM
You are all racists.
64. Posted by audrey23 on August 20, 2006 7:30 PM
You are all racists.
65. Posted by audrey23 on August 20, 2006 8:23 PM
You are all racists.
66. Posted by KelKel on August 21, 2006 11:49 PM
5 Dolla I make you Holla,10 Dolla I make you Screammm
67. Posted by Hon831 on August 22, 2006 8:07 PM
Comment on her poor taste in style, her acting and choice of American movie roles. But why pull the racial card? Grow up, people. Is that all you have?
There's more crap going around with your white "idols" - look at Paris, Lindsay, and Kristen (to name a few.) Ignorant assholes.
68. Posted by JeanHarlow on August 25, 2006 12:50 AM
JRZMOMMY: You make a kid so proud you gave birth to them.
69. Posted by JeanHarlow on August 25, 2006 12:53 AM
People who constantly make racist comments usually are trying to validate the way they feel about themselves and their worth in society.