Aug 2 2006Bai Ling is classy

I honestly have no idea what Bai Ling has ever done in her entire life and yet I feel compelled to post about her and all the pornographic things she does. A regular human being holds up a bottle of margarita and that's it. Somebody like Bai Ling has to pretend to lick it, just in case we've all forgotten she's the living manifestation of sexual deviance. We get it. You have no self esteem. Just turn to food or stripping like all the other girls whose daddy didn't love them and let the paparazzi focus on real celebrities. Like, uh, my penis? He's huge in Europe. And pretty much every other part of the world.
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1. blowdart - August 2, 2006 3:24 PM
bottle? that should have been a ping pong ball surely?
2. Doxes - August 2, 2006 3:25 PM
What has Bai Ling done? Well, she was in a really crappy Sci Fi network original movie ... she dated Chris Isaak for awhile in the 90s ... and she and her boobies make frequent appearances on gofugyourself.com.
Other than that, I dunno.
3. penguinwaddle - August 2, 2006 3:30 PM
Who the fuck is this gook?
4. will - August 2, 2006 3:31 PM
who the fuck is bai ling, and why should i care about her?
5. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - August 2, 2006 3:32 PM
Nothing like a bottle of margarita to chase that box of wine. Next, a can of cheese...
6. Sarah-Jean - August 2, 2006 3:32 PM
Why is she famous anyway???
7. Hara - August 2, 2006 3:33 PM
I was totally going to cite the sci-fi movie. Monkey king or something. Definitely qualifies her as a superstar. Seriously I cried: for the lost arts, for the poor monkey god, for all of China and their exploited heritage. It was beautiful.
8. DrunkBlogger - August 2, 2006 3:37 PM
Call me crazy, but I'd like to get head from Bai Ling after seeing this picture. Weird. I don't know why. I think I wanted to get head from her before too though.
9. Spindoc - August 2, 2006 3:38 PM
She got locked up in a mental institution back when she was in China.....funny, I never knew that I would ever agree with the Chinese government on anything until now.
10. Tracie - August 2, 2006 3:39 PM
Gah! Normally, a somewhat attractive woman posing suggestively with her tongue sticking out would look like some form of "sexy". But even her tongue looks short, pasty, and skanky! Blech...
11. SoftBlueGlow - August 2, 2006 3:40 PM
She looks ugly.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
12. biatcho - August 2, 2006 3:41 PM
She's nothing but an Asian Paris Hilton (or oriental, that's much more PC)
13. Spindoc - August 2, 2006 3:42 PM
Also, it's amazing how fast they can get this stuff on sale!
http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1408552#top
14. Anida S. Hower - August 2, 2006 3:43 PM
Who?
15. Anida S. Hower - August 2, 2006 3:44 PM
Maybe it's the girl from the Hedonistica adds?
16. jrzmommy - August 2, 2006 3:48 PM
"Hey, GI, you come have dlink with me. Sucky Sucky. Ha ha ha. You pick color!"
3--I just laughed so fucking loudly at your post.
17. penguinwaddle - August 2, 2006 3:52 PM
Was she in Full Metal Jacket?
I dunno, they all look the same to me.
18. jrzmommy - August 2, 2006 3:54 PM
I think she just did my pedicure last weekend.
19. MR_DG - August 2, 2006 3:57 PM
SHE'S FUCKING NUTS!!!! I REALLY DIG IT!!! I love reading what she does next!! I GIVE HER PROPS!
20. januaryanne - August 2, 2006 3:58 PM
She really dated Chris Isaak???
Bai Ling, for you who don't recognize her, is the reason that Celebrity singing show got to stay on the network as long as it did.
Oh, and she looks like anime come to life which geeks love. It's like Bjork - you don't know why she is famous, but there are men dressed as storm troopers who are getting turned on this very minute thanks to her.
21. Giggles - August 2, 2006 4:13 PM
Let me add another of the "who is she?"s to this enlightened discussion.
22. nc72 - August 2, 2006 4:18 PM
Dita Von Teese does it better than Bai Ling...
http://www.exposay.com/dita-von-teese/1/c/2310/
23. PapaHotNuts - August 2, 2006 4:18 PM
Why is she always squinting?
24. MeanNate - August 2, 2006 4:20 PM
I bet she tastes like "whore".
25. spatz - August 2, 2006 4:20 PM
dont you dare compare this no talent moron to dita von teese! ever!
26. Fugurself - August 2, 2006 4:21 PM
Great, the Chinese finally have their version of Paris Hilton. Soon she'll be releasing "One Night in Bai Ling." But with one billion people do the Chinese really porn?
27. Justin Igger - August 2, 2006 4:24 PM
she pisses egg drop soup
28. jrzmommy - August 2, 2006 4:24 PM
The makers of "The Margarita King" are now as good as bankrupt thanks to the dirty, spooge-stained tongue of Bai Ling--Southeast Asia's Official Cum Dump.
29. CoJo - August 2, 2006 4:32 PM
PLEASE POST SOMETHING NEW SUPERFICIAL!!! Just one more thing today - anything! I can't stand the idea of seeing this fucking skank at the top of the page every time I come on this site between now and noon tomorrow!!! I'm begging you!
30. Spindoc - August 2, 2006 4:32 PM
Apparently Japan has TWO versions of Paris Hilton...the Kano sisters.
http://www.asian-sirens.com/blog/comments.php?id=228_0_1_0_C
31. UNWASHEDMASSES - August 2, 2006 4:33 PM
"Bai Ling", roughly translated, means "girl who exists solely to sustain poontang". That's all she is - a walking slice of gook ass who unfortunately has the capacity for speech. There are character actors who do nothing but commercial work, industrial films even, who have more screen time than she does. She is famous for being freakish and nothing more. And she possesses ninja nips that'll seriously poke your eyes out should you venture too close.
32. Italian Stallion - August 2, 2006 4:35 PM
This nuprin has a penis shaped like an egg roll and smells like duck sauce...........
33. pinky_nip - August 2, 2006 4:40 PM
Q: How do you know when Chinese are moving into your neighborhood?
A: When the Mexicans start getting car insurance.
34. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - August 2, 2006 4:45 PM
Somebody please make a joke about beef and broccoli #69. Just thinking about someone making the joke makes me laugh and laugh. Then I sigh and wipe away the joyful tears with the panties of a freshly slaughtered hooker.
35. PapaHotNuts - August 2, 2006 4:46 PM
For lunch, she had the "Creme of Sum Yung Guy".
36. penguinwaddle - August 2, 2006 4:48 PM
@ 23...
cos she's a gook! duh! :)
37. pinky_nip - August 2, 2006 4:48 PM
Q: What happened to Bai Ling's Chinese boyfriend when he ran into the wall with a full erection?
A: He broke his nose.
38. ImSuicidal - August 2, 2006 4:49 PM
Wasn't she married to John Lennon??
#16 I pissed my pants!
39. jrzmommy - August 2, 2006 4:49 PM
You could blindfold her with dental floss
40. Fugurself - August 2, 2006 4:55 PM
People get your heads out of you asses ,what happens to Bai Ling doesn't mean shit!!!
41. Italian Stallion - August 2, 2006 4:58 PM
"You there, round eye, you take picture me rick bottle me rove you rong tine"
42. Moonbaby999 - August 2, 2006 4:58 PM
She was in that movie "The Crow" with Brandon Lee, she looked like a freak, her lipstick went way past her top lip. Drove me nuts.
43. ImSuicidal - August 2, 2006 5:03 PM
Her rotten crotch is horizontal.
44. DieRacistAsses - August 2, 2006 5:11 PM
I used to think this site was cool, but seeing that this site condones all these racist comments i.e. Quoted from the above comments: "Gook, pees egg drop soup, sucky sucky" being left up there. I guess this site is a good front for racist bitches. I don't see you cowards saying "nigger," anywhere but I guess it's ok to hate on Asians?
Racist bitches, if you can't deal with races other than white, you shouldn't be living in the most racially diverse country on earth. Get out of America. You'd think 911 taught you idiots some tolerance of differences in people. I guess for those racist comments towards Asians alone, U.S. deserved what happened to them in 911.
45. ImSuicidal - August 2, 2006 5:17 PM
@44 So solly!!!
46. spatz - August 2, 2006 5:17 PM
i think theyre just trying to be funny. i would take everything you read here with a grain of salt. its very un pc here, and thats the way we like it. but yeah, these are the same people calling mel gibson a nazi!
47. mrs.t - August 2, 2006 5:19 PM
She was also on an episode of Entourage. And geuss what? She plays a really slutty martial-arts instructor. Then she does someone's nails while she prepares a #69, which is, of course, a beef dish.
48. januaryanne - August 2, 2006 5:20 PM
@ 32 stallion - did you just call her a nuprin?? i'd say that's a fairly...helpful... thing to call someone. i mean if you called me a motrin i wouldnt really get upset.
49. mrs.t - August 2, 2006 5:20 PM
Nigger.
50. BecauseYOUREugly - August 2, 2006 5:23 PM
Apparently, racial remarks aren't moderated but everything else is. I used to like this site. I guess I'll have to start my own. Really now, what does her being Asian have to do with anything? Mel Gibson hates Jews and the whole world can't stop blowing up at him. Ridiculous.
51. Justin Igger - August 2, 2006 5:25 PM
@49 What?
52. BecauseYOUREugly - August 2, 2006 5:26 PM
oh... and another thing, I find your remarks pretty ironic. I bet a million to one that any of you would want to get with her too.
53. ImSuicidal - August 2, 2006 5:26 PM
Porch Monkey
Hey Justin Igger, sorry about that 'other knuckle draggin' comment. I hope this link makes it all better!
54. Fugurself - August 2, 2006 5:27 PM
#44, if u've read previous posts, anybody who gets posted on this site is fair game. Did you read the posts on P. Diddy and Star Jones? Don't take this stuff seriously.
And btw, I think Bai's hairstyles are low maintenance. She just needs a bowl and scissors.
55. Justin Igger - August 2, 2006 5:29 PM
@53 fuck you devil
56. DieRacistAsses - August 2, 2006 5:32 PM
I think Bai Ling is fugly, but I'm not about to call her racist things that aren't even relevant to that picture, if it's all in good humor and relevant to the pic @46, then I'd probably also be amused by the comments.
Doesn't seem like it's even relevant, just seems like OH SHOOT there's an Asian! let's yell all the racist things we can! i.e. Gook, slant eyes, typical Asian males have small penis slur, etc. etc.
I bet someone's going to start some attack sooner or later saying that I'm an Asian male that has small penis syndrome, well I'm not an Asian male, still think the some of the people here are pretty racist, not "all in fun, or people trying to be funny." (@46)
57. hisforalways - August 2, 2006 5:33 PM
Who the fuck is this bitch? I see her stuff posted on here occasionally and I have no clue where she came from? Is she like a Japanese porn star or something? Every time I see her on here, she's got an ugly hair cut, stupid clothes and she has shown up to an event that has nothing to do with her...she's just pathetic. And she looks like she's sucked on too many lemons.
58. DieRacistAsses - August 2, 2006 5:34 PM
*that, typo!
59. combustion8 - August 2, 2006 5:37 PM
She can lick my bottle (long time) any day.. me likey the azians.
60. Justin Igger - August 2, 2006 5:40 PM
@44 u no like us make fun of chinky chanks so u have to bring out the nigger word and u call me and everyone else racist when u sound like the racist i mean i can't help not being Justin Igger but u can help being racist u yellow devil
61. DieRacistAsses - August 2, 2006 5:45 PM
I hope it's not everyone that's White that's asking all the other minority races to "take it easy, take it as a joke!" etc.
Because again, that'd be, well, pretty racist. I mean the damn slurs we have for White people aren't even that bad of a slur, OOhh "White trash, or Whitey" uhh, yeah that's real harsh given "Gooks" and "Niggers." Yeah.
I guess it's easy to leave it to White people to tell non-White races to "take their racist comments lightly. Yeah, thanks, that's just what minorities need, to be told that they should be amused by or take lightly the racist comments by White people. YAY!?
@60, I used the word "nigger" to illustrate how I don't see it used anywhere, not that I think you should use it, brightness. That was to say, that people are more afraid to be racist to Blacks than any other minorities, not that it's RIGHT. And yes, @60 I am calling you a racist, because you just called me a "yellow" devil when you don't even know what race I am, I never disclosed that genius.
When I bring out the "nigger" or other racist words, I'm using it to say something NON-racist, it seems when you use it (youre comment on me being a "yellow" devil), you're trying to be racist. Get half a brain before you make a comeback.
Yeah.
62. combustion8 - August 2, 2006 5:51 PM
never-the-less... I would still like to slide my grease pony in that.
63. DieRacistAsses - August 2, 2006 5:51 PM
Eh and I hope everyone has fun making their little racist comments, but I'm not going to read nor post anything here anymore.
Have your little fun screaming "Yay" the "yellow devil" is gone and then go on ranting on various racist things about me, my posts etc. Again, I never even disclosed my race, so good jumping to conclusions!
I've been there done that with forums condoning racist comments, doesn't go anywhere with insensitive racists, never will. White people have it lucky, they don't have to worry so damn much, how their world will be when they bring up their children, unless they're of mixed race or something.
I guess that's why they care a little less about being "sensitive" and can INSENSITIVELY ask other non-White racists to "take it lightly," when they hear racist bs.
I don't even know why I commented, moment of anger, not like it's going to change anything. Ignorant racists are as easy to enlighten as brightening blackholes.
64. Justin Igger - August 2, 2006 5:55 PM
@61 how can i get half a brain when im Justin Igger u crying little bitch mommy deez people are making fun da orientel tell dem stop i wish u were suicidal then we all can have fun again and i do know what race u are the one that crys bout stuff like when we take your land you must be a indian
65. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - August 2, 2006 5:57 PM
Dear DieRacistAsses,
You sound like a plucky young college freshman at ITT Tech who grew up in white suburbia central who has had 0 world experience and thinks they're cultured because they read Ad Busters and eat at Thai restaraunts and has 0 friends because they have no sense of humor and are so boring they make people want to tear out their ear drums whenever they speak. And you are also white, in case anyone needed that to be cleared up.
66. BecauseYOUREugly - August 2, 2006 5:59 PM
at least combustion8 keeps it real... props
67. mrs.t - August 2, 2006 6:01 PM
I typed 'nigger' a while back in direct response to #44 "I don't see you cowards saying nigger..."
Awesomely, it appears that several people forgot that this is supposed to be a Silly Place, where irreverent and crude remarks are made all the livelong day.
I am of mixed race. So there.
68. Megz - August 2, 2006 6:02 PM
She's like Paris Hilton: famous for absolutely nothing.
69. mrs.t - August 2, 2006 6:03 PM
69! Beef Broccoli!
70. chanel_bear - August 2, 2006 6:03 PM
you know, we're all having fun bashing bai ling, and then somebody has to turn the conversation all serious. lighten the hell up everyone. when you come on this site, chances are people are going to say things you won't like, and perhaps are even inappropriate, but for God's sake, JUST IGNORE IT! clearly the person making them isn't worth arguing with...and as for the racist comments, people are sensitive, so keep them to yourself. that way the rest of us who came for some fun don't have to listen to you go at it with the person who you offended. and as a side note, those we're some pretty tacky comments. what are you, like 10?
71. Kg - August 2, 2006 6:05 PM
so basically, whoever writes on this site wants the paparazzi to take photos of his penis?
I suggest walking down the freeway with a sandwhichboard over your naked body with a hole right infront of your crotch... and arrows pointing towards the hole... and maybe give away coupons
72. DieRacistAsses - August 2, 2006 6:06 PM
Haha, sorry I said I won't post again, but just funny to see who people think I am. I'm not White and I don't live in White Surburbia, I think that's very funny given my actual racial background, upbringing etc.
I see what people WILL think is that, if they THOUGHT I were white, I'm too liberal because I don't like racism. Which is again still racist, ok no more, no more.
Can't stay glued to this post, must stop reading and replying.
OK No more. =) Have fun people, I just hate racist people.
73. combustion8 - August 2, 2006 6:06 PM
Her small mouth would make me feel more than adequate... did I mention I have a thing for asians?
74. LilRach - August 2, 2006 6:08 PM
She's the Asian equivilent to Paris Hilton
75. saltpeanuts - August 2, 2006 6:11 PM
I don't care what any of you say; Bai Ling is welcome to give my prostate a tongue bath any time she desires. I pride myself on keeping it nice and clean and tidy, just on the chance that this opportunity presents itself. I'd ride that like the Lone Ranger rides Silver. Long and hard and I'd put 'er away wet and tired.
76. Fugurself - August 2, 2006 6:12 PM
@74, that's already been said @26.
77. LilRach - August 2, 2006 6:18 PM
#76 Fukurself - Well i'm very sorry! Who the fuck are you the SF Police?!
I'm sorry but i don't have quite as much time on my hands as you do to read through every single post.
78. azcoyote - August 2, 2006 6:22 PM
#63 you are the biggest fool ever...
You said.. "White people have it lucky, they don't have to worry so damn much, how their world will be when they bring up their children"
Really? I suppose white people are to blame for the fact that typical white neighborhoods are safer than minority neighborhoods? I bet white people are also to blame for the fact that they have a higher employment rate (assume because they want jobs) and lower unemployment (read that as welfare) rate that many minorities. Not all of course but many. You paint an evil picture of whitey their you racist.
I got news for you, all people (white included) have to worry about how the world will be when they bring up their kids. Especially a world where people like you attack whitey and blame him for all your woes.
So who is making assumptions? You ran out your "white America is to blame" campaign pretty damn fast. Talk about racism. Stop blaming whitey and get on with your life you fucking loser. If you get no job, no money, and no success from your life, it is YOUR fault, not white people, black people or yellow people. Yours. Some day all you poor fucking minorities will have to get off your collective asses and take responsibility for your lives instead of whining that some other group disenfranchised you....
79. azcoyote - August 2, 2006 6:23 PM
#63 you are the biggest fool ever...
You said.. "White people have it lucky, they don't have to worry so damn much, how their world will be when they bring up their children"
Really? I suppose white people are to blame for the fact that typical white neighborhoods are safer than minority neighborhoods? I bet white people are also to blame for the fact that they have a higher employment rate (assume because they want jobs) and lower unemployment (read that as welfare) rate that many minorities. Not all of course but many. You paint an evil picture of whitey their you racist.
I got news for you, all people (white included) have to worry about how the world will be when they bring up their kids. Especially a world where people like you attack whitey and blame him for all your woes.
So who is making assumptions? You ran out your "white America is to blame" campaign pretty damn fast. Talk about racism. Stop blaming whitey and get on with your life you fucking loser. If you get no job, no money, and no success from your life, it is YOUR fault, not white people, black people or yellow people. Yours. Some day all you poor fucking minorities will have to get off your collective asses and take responsibility for your lives instead of whining that some other group disenfranchised you....
Loser....
80. Fugurself - August 2, 2006 6:39 PM
@79, minor correction: Whites have a higher employment rate. They also have the highest percentage of people receiving welfare.
81. beezlbubby - August 2, 2006 6:46 PM
Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...
82. missykissy - August 2, 2006 6:47 PM
me love you long time.
83. beezlbubby - August 2, 2006 6:47 PM
Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...
84. missykissy - August 2, 2006 6:48 PM
me love you long time
85. beezlbubby - August 2, 2006 6:48 PM
Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...
86. reptilicus - August 2, 2006 6:49 PM
WHO????????????????????????
LOL!11111111111111111111111
87. reptilicus - August 2, 2006 6:51 PM
WHO?
LOL!111
88. beezlbubby - August 2, 2006 6:54 PM
Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures, or violent. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...
89. bunnyhugger - August 2, 2006 7:07 PM
mrs.t, 49 & 57:
you rock my world!!
folks, this has the sour stench of a new troll... you KNOW HOW I HATE THEM TROLLS!!!
however, served with beef and broccoli in a light brown sauce, i understand they can be quite tasty.
ooh, ooh! i have a racial epithat (?) to share.
down south, the crackers like the term "jungle bunny"
heard that one, justin? can edna report me?
i find it offensive, too, but this site is about that shit. and i hug ALL bunnies!
90. bunnyhugger - August 2, 2006 7:08 PM
mrs.t, 49 & 57:
you rock my world!!
folks, this has the sour stench of a new troll... you KNOW HOW I HATE THEM TROLLS!!!
however, served with beef and broccoli in a light brown sauce, i understand they can be quite tasty.
ooh, ooh! i have a racial epithat (?) to share.
down south, the crackers like the term "jungle bunny"
heard that one, justin? can edna report me?
i find it offensive, too, but this site is about that shit. and i hug ALL bunnies!
91. combustion8 - August 2, 2006 7:10 PM
Would I be a racist if I said pancakeface?
92. combustion8 - August 2, 2006 7:11 PM
Would I be a racist if I said pancakeface?
93. cibby - August 2, 2006 7:11 PM
I'm not sure how she got famous, but I don't really see the appeal...
94. TOPAZ21 - August 2, 2006 7:13 PM
I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?
95. TOPAZ21 - August 2, 2006 7:13 PM
I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?
96. TOPAZ21 - August 2, 2006 7:14 PM
I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?
97. deluxxe - August 2, 2006 7:14 PM
wtf is that weird sore on her finger?
98. TOPAZ21 - August 2, 2006 7:15 PM
I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?
99. who dude? - August 2, 2006 7:19 PM
She's actually done some decent stuff. I don't know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.
Wait a minute? This sounds familiar...
100. beezlbubby - August 2, 2006 7:19 PM
Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...
BTW, WOW Bai Ling has some MAN hands.
101. TOPAZ21 - August 2, 2006 7:20 PM
I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?
102. who dude? - August 2, 2006 7:21 PM
She's actually done some decent stuff. I don't know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.
Wait a minute? This sounds familiar...
103. who dude? - August 2, 2006 7:22 PM
She's actually done some decent stuff. I don't know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.
Wait a minute? This sounds familiar...
104. who dude? - August 2, 2006 7:23 PM
She's actually done some decent stuff. I don't know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.
Wait a minute? This sounds familiar...
105. TOPAZ21 - August 2, 2006 7:24 PM
I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?
106. krisdylee - August 2, 2006 7:27 PM
OK, everybody, let's all cool off for a bit... I know, let's talk about Osh's vagina. I heard her va-jay-jay has super powers, x-ray vision and all that... it also tastes like sun-ripened honeydew melon...
107. mmmm2402 - August 2, 2006 7:47 PM
damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!
108. mmmm2402 - August 2, 2006 7:47 PM
damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!
109. mmmm2402 - August 2, 2006 7:48 PM
damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!
110. mmmm2402 - August 2, 2006 7:48 PM
damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!
111. mmmm2402 - August 2, 2006 7:49 PM
damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!
112. beezlbubby - August 2, 2006 7:52 PM
Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...
BTW, Wow anyone notice that Bai Ling has some MAN hands? Monstrous
113. mmmm2402 - August 2, 2006 7:58 PM
damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!
114. mmmm2402 - August 2, 2006 7:58 PM
damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!
115. Peaches2133 - August 2, 2006 8:02 PM
79. You ARE the biggest fool
Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....
Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.
116. Peaches2133 - August 2, 2006 8:02 PM
79. You ARE the biggest fool
Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....
Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.
117. Peaches2133 - August 2, 2006 8:06 PM
79. You ARE the biggest fool
Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....
Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.
118. mmmm2402 - August 2, 2006 8:09 PM
this girl tries waaaay too hard.
119. Sir Psycho Sexy - August 2, 2006 8:10 PM
44, 63. OK, I'm bored.
You are a girl, whose family is from Southeast Asia, in some shithole village that the US military raped and carpet bombed four decades ago.
You are probably not attractive, which combined with the napalm would go a long way to explaining your hostility.
My advice, Racist, get laid. You may still hate "white America", but perhaps less intensely after a long session of "put the devil back into hell", ...
120. HolisticWisdomcom - August 2, 2006 8:10 PM
This blog really needs an enema. What the hell is with all this racist talk? People, there is no such thing as race. Scientists have proven that the only race for humans is the human race. So, just like puppies can be born different colors in the same liter, we humans can be too. I am ashamed to live in a time where people cannot seem to evolve and gain strength through unity rather than be weak, arrogant monkeys fighting over what color, culture, etc. is better.
And as far as bottle licking, I did not know you were NOT supposed to do that, I guess I will have to stop doing that.
121. Peaches2133 - August 2, 2006 8:10 PM
79. You ARE the biggest fool
Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....
Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.
122. Peaches2133 - August 2, 2006 8:11 PM
79. You ARE the biggest fool
Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....
Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.
123. Peaches2133 - August 2, 2006 8:11 PM
79. You ARE the biggest fool
Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....
Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.
124. HarryNipples - August 2, 2006 8:19 PM
For Christ's sake, this site is supposed to be totally irreverent, that's what makes it so much fun, until someone starts making stupid comments regarding the state of society, racism etc - if you like like the site GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!
125. biatcho - August 2, 2006 8:19 PM
#76 - go back & read #12. You ain't comedy gold.
And why are their anti- racist racist people screaming about niggers? This chick is clearly a wall-biting, nine-iron wedgehead. No darkie washsingtons on this post.
126. biatcho - August 2, 2006 8:20 PM
76 - go back & read #12. You ain't comedy gold.
And why are their anti- racist racist people screaming about negros? This chick is clearly a wall-biting, nine-iron wedgehead. No darkie washingtons on this post.
127. Sir Psycho Sexy - August 2, 2006 8:25 PM
44, 63. Hmmmmm.
You are a girl, whose family is from Southeast Asia, in some shithole village that the US military raped and carpet bombed four decades ago.
You are probably very unattractive, which combined with the napalm would go a long way to explaining your hostility.
My advice, Racist, get laid. You may still hate "white America", but perhaps less intensely after a long session of "put the devil back into hell", ...
128. biatcho - August 2, 2006 8:26 PM
#76 - check out #12, you ain't comedy gold.
And why are their anti- racist racist people screaming about negros? This chick is clearly a wall-biting, nine-iron wedgehead. No darkie washingtons on this post.
129. biatcho - August 2, 2006 8:37 PM
testes testes 123
130. sovay - August 2, 2006 8:50 PM
#35- was that south park or the daily show?
131. LL - August 2, 2006 9:01 PM
I'm not down with the racist comments either*, even though I'm a white devil. There are so many more things to make fun of than what color people are or what their ethnicity is.
For example, I think Bai Ling is pretty gorgeous, when she's not dressing like a two-dollar whore. And thank you, Bai Ling, for being the Asian Paris Hilton (in spirit). Cause somedays, Paris is just too damn tired to go out and show us all how little dignity she has, and Lindsay Lohan is not very dependable and Anna Nicole Smith has passed out again on her bathroom floor, so that leaves a huge vacuum. Thank you for filling that void and bringing us all together by showing us that all peoples of the world, caucasian or not, are capable of being notably skanky and providing the rest of us with hours of entertainment.
*You gotta know this site is basically the equivalent of a bathroom wall, only with photographs instead of badly drawn penises and vaginas.
132. HolisticWisdomcom - August 2, 2006 9:13 PM
This blog really needs an enema. What the hell is with all this racist talk? People, there is no such thing as race. Scientists have proven that the only race for humans is the human race. So, just like puppies can be born different colors in the same liter, we humans can be too. I am ashamed to live in a time where people cannot seem to evolve and gain strength through unity rather than be weak, arrogant monkeys fighting over what color, culture, etc. is better.
And as far as bottle licking, I did not know you were NOT supposed to do that, I guess I will have to stop doing that.
133. eXtasyStef - August 2, 2006 9:25 PM
I think we could have have fun bashing this no-talent trashy tart without the racism myself, but I'm not about to start preaching about it. I see something I don't like, I move on. People have a right to be assholes. In order for the rest of us to be able to express ourselves freely, assholes are allowed to speak. Deal.
I am very sick of people rattling on about how white people have it easy. I've been working my ass off fulltime since I was fifteen years old.
If you're going to scream racism all the time, then lay off the white people too. Racism is racism, so cut the bullshit.
Now...wasn't Bai Ling such a crappy actress they cut a three second bit out of Star Wars that had her in it?
134. azcoyote - August 2, 2006 9:27 PM
Ass monkeys are attacking the server again I see... Come on SF! Get it together!!!
135. ptprez - August 2, 2006 9:46 PM
63
shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...
i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...
and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"
136. ptprez - August 2, 2006 9:46 PM
63
shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...
i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...
and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"
137. ptprez - August 2, 2006 9:47 PM
63
shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...
i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...
and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"
138. ptprez - August 2, 2006 9:48 PM
63
shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...
i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...
and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"
139. ptprez - August 2, 2006 9:48 PM
63
shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...
i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...
and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"
140. ptprez - August 2, 2006 9:48 PM
63
shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...
i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...
and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"
141. ptprez - August 2, 2006 9:49 PM
63
shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...
i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...
and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"
142. ptprez - August 2, 2006 9:51 PM
63
shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...
i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...
and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"
143. HarryNipples - August 2, 2006 10:00 PM
Dear DieRacistAsshole"...
These are some of the funniest posts I have seen in a long time...
One of the reasons this site is so much fun is because it is so irreverent - it gets shitty when pea-brained morons like you start to inject social commentary into it - for all anyone knows, you are some white preppy sitting in front of your PC at your dorm at Harvard jerking jring your tiny penis off to the the above picture of Bai Ling licking the bottle wishing it was your miniscule little dick...if you don't like the site then SCREW OFF and go somewhere else!!
144. diamondprynzez - August 2, 2006 10:02 PM
Too bad I invested 100k in margarita king last year.
UGHHH............. I can taste the failure of my investment.
145. Kendo_Bunny - August 2, 2006 10:23 PM
She played that freak who collected and ate eyeballs in The Crow. According to IMDb, she had a cameo as a Senator in SW: Episode 3... and cameo's in a lot of other things. Guess she decided that meant she had a walk-on role in everything being made in Hollywood.
146. Kendo_Bunny - August 2, 2006 10:25 PM
She played that freak who collected and ate eyeballs in The Crow. According to IMDb, she had a cameo as a Senator in SW: Episode 3... and cameo's in a lot of other things. Guess she decided that meant she had a walk-on role in everything being made in Hollywood.
147. TrannyGranny - August 2, 2006 10:32 PM
You have to admit, for a fucking slant eyed gook, she is pretty hot. Makes me want to re-chink the walls of my cabin. Course, I am also attracted to the occasional fat-assed nigger as well, in addition to the random picaninnys and shines, those giant lips may feel good on the ole penis. But what about wops? All that oil pouring off their skin is good lube, kinda like popping that zit in the forhead of a Ghandi suckin' curry eater, and rubbing it on my unable to dance, little white cock. Now I know that every lazy spic that can run jump or swim across the border is already in this ignorant cuntry, but damn, wetbacks, can't you cook beans right the first time? I guess all I am trying to say, with my extremely limited world perspective is:
You are a lot of fucking idiots.
148. CruisingForCock - August 2, 2006 11:47 PM
In the picture before this one, she was jamming it into her pussy. I don't know why that one didn't post.
149. boobtube - August 3, 2006 12:19 AM
"oriental" is PC? perhaps if you're referring to furniture. the proper term is "Asian". oh well, since "biotch" is probably female, at least that hole between her legs serves greater purpose than the one between her ears
150. boobtube - August 3, 2006 12:20 AM
"oriental" is PC? perhaps if you're referring to furniture. the proper term is "Asian". oh well, since "biotch" is probably female, at least that hole between her legs serves greater purpose than the one between her ears
151. boobtube - August 3, 2006 12:21 AM
"oriental" is PC? perhaps if you're referring to furniture. the proper term is "Asian". oh well, since "biotch" is probably female, at least that hole between her legs serves greater purpose than the one between her ears
152. boobtube - August 3, 2006 12:22 AM
"oriental" is PC? perhaps if you're referring to furniture. the proper term is "Asian". oh well, since "biotch" is probably female, at least that hole between her legs serves greater purpose than the one between her ears
153. beezlbubby - August 3, 2006 12:52 AM
Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...BTW, Wow anyone notice that Bai Ling has some MAN hands? Monstrous…..
154. Marhaba - August 3, 2006 1:01 AM
Bai Ling is like a former sorority chick who, 10 years after graduation, just doesn't get why all of her old "sexy" tricks get her screwed and left--or ignored.
155. Marhaba - August 3, 2006 1:04 AM
Bai Ling is like a former sorority chick who, 10 years after graduation, doesn't understand why, her old "sexy" tricks get her screwed and left--or ignored.
156. ChickenScratch - August 3, 2006 1:17 AM
Once again, why is this even news?
Bai Ling licks a bottle and everyone gets in a tizzy over it.
Maybe her tongue is stuck like the kid in A Christmas Story, scratch that, it isn't even touching the bottle.
So the story is Bai Ling sticks her tongue out at a bottle, she isn't licking the bottle, she's making fun of it!
157. ChickenScratch - August 3, 2006 1:18 AM
Oh no, he's cracking down on us.
158. ChickenScratch - August 3, 2006 1:19 AM
What's going on in here?!?! We are now being watched!!!!
159. ChickenScratch - August 3, 2006 1:32 AM
What the hell is going on????
160. lovelylips - August 3, 2006 2:32 AM
i love white people :) we kick ass!
but i seriously want to take that bottle away from bai ling... it looks too yummy and i've got many memories i need to forget!
161. HolisticWisdomcom - August 3, 2006 2:45 AM
This blog really needs an enema. What the hell is with all this racist talk? People, there is no such thing as race. Scientists have proven that the only race for humans is the human race. So, just like puppies can be born different colors in the same liter, we humans can be too. I am ashamed to live in a time where people cannot seem to evolve and gain strength through unity rather than be weak, arrogant monkeys fighting over what color, culture, etc. is better.
And as far as bottle licking, I did not know you were NOT supposed to do that, I guess I will have to stop doing that.
162. AmandatheWonderful - August 3, 2006 2:58 AM
Kids, kids, settle down. What the hell does it matter, when we're all pink in the middle? At least....I sure as hell am.
163. bettsta - August 3, 2006 3:04 AM
Thanks, Bai Ling, for sending our people back another 100 hundred years.
164. bettsta - August 3, 2006 3:06 AM
Thanks, Bai Ling, for sending our people back another 100 hundred years.
165. bettsta - August 3, 2006 3:11 AM
Thanks, Bai Ling, for sending our people back another 100 hundred years.
166. AmberDextrose - August 3, 2006 4:24 AM
Oh thanks guys, I haven't laughed so hard for ages. Had to explain to colleagues why my mascara is running.
#69 Beef curtain blocorri.
Oh but the trolls are out today. Have revised my troll needs. Don't want a poe-faced one who'll lecture me on race relations whilst burning holes in my shirt with the iron.
Me ruv you ron time.
167. membername - August 3, 2006 5:43 AM
has she ever gotten plastic surgery?
168. biatcho - August 3, 2006 6:16 AM
Hey #76, Fugurself, check out #12. If you're gonna call FIRSTIES mke sure you actually said it first.
169. biatcho - August 3, 2006 6:51 AM
#151 - look up sracasm in the dictionary you fucking retarded asslick.
170. biatcho - August 3, 2006 6:53 AM
wow... how come I sent in a comment last night and was told I couldn't & then I see that they're all up in this piece this morning. This is fucked up. If it weren't for all you bleeding ass liberals whining all the time this would never have happened.
Same as if Woody had actually gone to the police...
171. ect-v - August 3, 2006 7:42 AM
She's the Asian version of Paris Hilton
172. AmberDextrose - August 3, 2006 7:49 AM
Yeah, and you know who else she's like? Some kind of Oriental Pallis Hirrton.
Groundhog Day strikes again. This site is like a sperm sandwich for repeating. Hic.
173. twzzlrgirl - August 3, 2006 8:40 AM
Ah, I hate to say this, but aren't we uncommonly un-pc on this site all the time? I don't see anyone getting up in arms 'cause we call Brit white trailer trash, or 'cause we say Paris is a dumb blonde. Fat, skinny, ugly, gorgeous, etc., etc., everyone gets nailed on this site. Why? Because it's the SUPERFICIAL.
And, yes, people are making Asian comments, but basically she's being made fun of because she's licking a damn bottle of booze.
174. jrzmommy - August 3, 2006 8:49 AM
Q: Know what you call a fat Chinese chick?
A: A chunck.
175. twzzlrgirl - August 3, 2006 9:03 AM
jrzmommy -- you crack me up, lol.
176. RichPort - August 3, 2006 9:08 AM
I think this chick is sexy... the slut thing works for her. She reminds me of an episode of Asian Street Hookers... good times, although I spend way to much on Ben-Gay for my elbow.
As for all the cries of racism, yes white folks are nervous. They see the Ivory Tower they've built and previously allowed to be cleaned and serviced by minorities slowing eroding away. Funny thing is, if you're an American, you have no fucking idea how your blood has been tainted by other races, as much interbreeding happened in the South and West (because non-whites are fucking hot) and your families ignorantly cling to whiteness as the source of morality and superiority. Pretty fucking funny if you ask me. That said, get over the racist comments you spineless looking for a cause bitches. There are numerous forums out there for you, like whineymuthafuckas.com. Get back at whitey the way I do: fuck his women.
177. RichPort - August 3, 2006 9:09 AM
Oh yea, one of my favorite jokes about fat people:
You have more chins than a chinese phone book.
That one still kills me...
178. januaryanne - August 3, 2006 9:14 AM
oh.
oh my gosh.
i.
i
agree with...
HolisticWisdom.
Well said, darlin.
179. alicia212 - August 3, 2006 9:18 AM
DAMN you guys cant come up with anything better than "gook" "yellow devil" thats just disgusting. This site is here to make fun of celebrities and cant you do that WITHOUT bringing in your racist cracks? Wow, then youre REAL funny guys. AND what does this girl being ASIAN have to do with ANYTHING?? This site is disturbing to anyone other than WHITE and no one steps in...says alot about the site owner.
I hope one day you immature ignorant people will learn...
I refuse to support this site any longer it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
180. RichPort - August 3, 2006 9:20 AM
#179
Funny, I hear that's what Monica Lewinsky said.
181. jrzmommy - August 3, 2006 9:27 AM
179--A chunk--don't you get it? Chink/Chunk? Fat chink = chunk? Hmm. Oh well. Lost another one.
182. pinky_nip - August 3, 2006 9:34 AM
Q: What's the fastest thing on two legs?
A: A Cambodian with a luncheon voucher.
183. alicia212 - August 3, 2006 9:38 AM
RICHPORT says lighten up, well what race are you?
You know maybe you guys wouldnt be so mean face to face with a minority, hopefully you wouldnt say the things youve said here. But the truth comes out behind closed doors behind your pc.
184. PapaHotNuts - August 3, 2006 9:43 AM
@179 I left a bad taste in your mom's mouth last night. SNAP!!
Idiot
185. Chaumbrai - August 3, 2006 9:47 AM
46 - Don't you mean grain of rice!??!?!?!?
186. ImSuicidal - August 3, 2006 9:47 AM
@183 You can't see this, but I'm showing you the small wound on my extended middle finger!
187. Podflower - August 3, 2006 9:47 AM
Bai Ling has been in 42 films in both US and China including 'The Crow', 'Nixon', 'Wild Wild West' and 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow', 'The Beautiful Country', 'The Breed' and Tartan Asia Flick 'Dumplings'.
188. Bioplant - August 3, 2006 9:59 AM
Not caring too much about the Asian vs. Caucasian thing.
Caring much more about the incredible nipples this chiquita has.
Would love to hang a hammock from those radio buttons and bask in their umbrage.
189. jrzmommy - August 3, 2006 10:00 AM
183--Alicia--you say "minority" as if they're space creatures. Quelle horror!! Coming face to face with a.....a......GASP...a MINORITY !!!!!! HELP! A MINORITY IS COMING TO GET ME! HELP!
I hope I never come face to face with one of them there minorities!
190. januaryanne - August 3, 2006 10:07 AM
188 - bask in my umbrage to your misuse of the word umbrage
i heard something on the raio and i had to share it. some guy wrote a parody song about mel gibson. it was horrible. but one was the lines was, "the man withou a face...really had two." somehow i find that clever.
191. Justin Igger - August 3, 2006 10:08 AM
you people are so racist i'm never coming back to this site it leaves a bad taste in my mouth like when they fry my chicken in week old grease or when they use to many pesticides on my watermelon you racist fucks
192. energy_guru - August 3, 2006 10:13 AM
What she's done is act slutty and that's always a big draw
193. januaryanne - August 3, 2006 10:14 AM
oops i was wrong - you used definition 2. of umbrage.
to everyone talking about race. go to the carlos mencia forum dammit. this is a sacred place to make fun of relationship problems and eating disorders.
194. alaskanchicsickle - August 3, 2006 10:15 AM
@191 How far are you going to go with the fake black guy routine? It's so overdone, its not funny. Look up the word subtle in the dictionary, use it, apply it. Suck my left tit. That is all.
195. twzzlrgirl - August 3, 2006 10:16 AM
181 - jrzmommy -- i got the joke, that why I said it cracked me up!! chink/chunk, lol.
196. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - August 3, 2006 10:20 AM
Listen guys, I'm really tired of all the fussing and fighting going on around here, so I thought about it all night and from now on only white people are allowed on this site. Sieg heil! Yeeeee Hawwwww! *Shoots pistols in air ala Yosemite Sam*
Problem solved.
197. RichPort - August 3, 2006 10:24 AM
I try not to divulge too much because I don't think it's anyone's bidness, but based on my comments I would have thought your limited IQ could have determined that I am not white. I see minorities (gasp!) everyday, usually when I look in the mirror. I also make fun of my own ethnicity because I'm fucked up like that. I say what the fuck I want where the fuck I want... It's called liberation, try it sometime. I am not consumed with self hate, just hating everyone else; my race, your race and everyone else's. To answer your question, my race is the 10K... I usually get it done in about 8 hours due to weed smoking and constant beer breaks.
198. RichPort - August 3, 2006 10:25 AM
#197 was for #183... thanks
199. pinky_nip - August 3, 2006 10:35 AM
How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car?
One, if you hit him right.
*going straight to hell*
200. Justin Igger - August 3, 2006 10:36 AM
@194 why are you picking on me is it cuz im black or cuz your a cold hearted bitch dont be mad at me cause your tits are frozen alaskandicksucker
201. alaskanchicsickle - August 3, 2006 10:39 AM
197 Whatever you are, you're a funny fucker.
202. em - August 3, 2006 10:42 AM
Why the hell would anyone even come to this site if they're so concerned with being politically correct? Seriously, how did you even find this place? Go find a sociopolitical forum to bitch at people on. The Superficial is not for you. All this racial tension bullshit makes me never want to come here again =(
203. Italian Stallion - August 3, 2006 10:47 AM
@48 Januaryanne, I called her "nuprin" because of the commercials a long time ago that said "Nuprin, little, yellow, different"...................
Thats been my Korean friends nickname since high school, I explained it along time ago but I guess you weren't around then.
When we make comments on here it's all a joke. I'm sure there are people who are being serious too, but really who cares? If you take everything to heart and it upsets you, just don't come to this site. it's as simple as that. I'll do my best in the future not to be racist to make sure I don't offend anyone.
*last line, total fucking sarcasim*
204. alaskanchicsickle - August 3, 2006 10:49 AM
I pick on you because I care. Underneath my icy exterior I have a warm heart. I love to take in minorities and other unfortunates. I could add an annoying wankster to my collection. K-Fed is taken, so what do ya say?
205. alaskanchicsickle - August 3, 2006 10:50 AM
You can be in charge of dicksucking for me, I'm starting to get lockjaw.
206. Justin Igger - August 3, 2006 10:52 AM
whats a wankster is it like a white gangster cuz im Justin Igger
207. flamarkel - August 3, 2006 10:52 AM
She might have been in "Nixon," but Clinton probably was in her.
208. bogdana - August 3, 2006 11:05 AM
That's not bai ling. That's paris hilton in a black wig. I think she's pulling a garth brooks/chris gaines here.
209. CruisingForCock - August 3, 2006 11:16 AM
So we're different colors and we're different breeds and different people have different needs. It's obvious you hate me though I've done nothing wrong. I've never even met you so what could I have done. Don't understand what makes a man hate another man.
210. pinky_nip - August 3, 2006 11:19 AM
So I make a few stereotypical jokes, big deal! I mean I'm stereotyped all the time. Being cursed with large, perfect tits and killer legs is very hard. I mean, my God, everyday people stare at me, point and rub their crotches. It really hurts me.
211. Nikki - August 3, 2006 11:21 AM
#120 - God dammit you moron. Dogs aren't able to interbreed because they are the same *race*, they are able to interbreed because they are the same *species* and have different *subspecies*. A race of dog is ONE SPECIFIC BREED OF DOG (which would lead to INTRAbreeding) as it is ONE SPECIFIC BREED OF HUMAN WITH THE SAME HEREDITARY TRAITS.
FUCK.
212. ImSuicidal - August 3, 2006 11:31 AM
I've found a pic of Bai Ling being her classy self!
http://www.toyboxxx.com/images/pornstars/full/181371.jpg
213. LL - August 3, 2006 11:42 AM
RichPort rules... he funny. And he's right, what will bring the world together is not holding hands or being all PC (whatever the hell that means anymore) it's the making of the love. We need more race mixing. I would like to start with the hottie from CSI (the Vegas one, baby) or Blair Underwood. And Denzel Washington's partner in that movie "Inside Man." And what the hell, Denzel, too, even though he's sorta old, he still looks damn good. Ooh, and Korean guy from "Lost." And Chow Yun Fat. I could go on and on... Everybody got their own flavor... literally.
214. penguinwaddle - August 3, 2006 11:42 AM
HAHA has Edna Bambrick taken on the name DieRacistAsses?
215. spatz - August 3, 2006 11:44 AM
thanks to 212 i might lose my job for being a pervert looking at asian porn.
216. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - August 3, 2006 11:49 AM
pinky_nip, I know what you mean. I'm rubbing my crotch with my stapler right now, and I think I stapled my labia together. Stereotypes hurts everyone! If my vagina could talk, it would say, "Eracism!"
217. penguinwaddle - August 3, 2006 11:53 AM
I may be racist.
But my cunt is equal opportunity.
And really, isn't that where it counts?
218. MultipleSpaceys - August 3, 2006 12:04 PM
Well since we're getting things off our chest - unhooks bra - I am gonna go topless today.
219. Nikky Raney - August 3, 2006 12:07 PM
how did she become famous
220. jrzmommy - August 3, 2006 12:29 PM
219--She opened a chain of successful Nail Spas on the east coast.
221. 3dogowner - August 3, 2006 12:46 PM
Hollywood is a town that embraces the strange. The more bizarre the person behaves the better. Talent isn't the most sought after celebrity quality. It's your ability to garner publicity for yourself. How better than to get drunk, party till you puke, get into barroom brawls, fight over ex boyfriends, go around in ill fitting clothes, try to sex up every photo op and generally make a fool of yourself. You won't be getting any Oscars, but then how many photos have you seen of Merl Streep lately?
222. azcoyote - August 3, 2006 1:41 PM
121, 122, 123 and all your other posts...
I don't make a thing harder for minorities.
I pay my taxes, work a job, and stay out of trouble. I have friends from all walks of life and I have travelled the world extensively.
Go back and read the rant on 72. Blaming white people or even ASSUMING that the posts made by anyone on this site are from white people IS RACISTS. You comments that villify white people ARE RACISTS. Get over yourself. You claim racism then make a racist statement. Do you get it yet!
The point you have obviously missed is that your are guilty too. At least the people posting moronic comments about Bai Ling's sideways snatch are trying to make an un-PC joke. You have an agenda and chip on your shoulder.
Quit blaming whitey and move on loser...
223. jrzmommy - August 3, 2006 2:09 PM
121 (122 & 123 for that matter),Being on the worst dressed list makes you a minority where I come from.
224. jrzmommy - August 3, 2006 2:09 PM
121 (122 & 123 for that matter),Being on the worst dressed list makes you a minority where I come from.
225. jrzmommy - August 3, 2006 2:12 PM
121 (and 122 and 123) being on the worst dressed list makes someone a minority where I come from. But the good news is that they qualify for a Designer Clothing Entitlement Allowance if they can prove need. It's another government subsidy program for the minorities. Liberals love it!
226. HolisticWisdomcom - August 3, 2006 2:18 PM
This blog really needs an enema. What the hell is with all this racist talk? People, there is no such thing as race. Scientists have proven that the only race for humans is the human race. So, just like puppies can be born different colors in the same liter, we humans can be too. I am ashamed to live in a time where people cannot seem to evolve and gain strength through unity rather than be weak, arrogant monkeys fighting over what color, culture, etc. is better.
And as far as bottle licking, I did not know you were NOT supposed to do that, I guess I will have to stop doing that.
227. Peaches2133 - August 3, 2006 3:20 PM
#222 You are an idiot.
You make claims and can't back it up. Like I said, the majority of people on welfare are white so don't act all superior and say stupid shit. I never blamed white people, someone else did. Why don't you read what you posted previously, it's so obviously racist (and you blame me?!)and you act like a white supremist. Why don't you get over yourself you dirty hillbilly. Asshole.....
228. jrzmommy - August 3, 2006 3:27 PM
45--I just now read that and that's a terrific comeback. good one!
229. HolisticWisdomcom - August 3, 2006 3:28 PM
This blog really needs an enema. What the hell is with all this racist talk? People, there is no such thing as race. Scientists have proven that the only race for humans is the human race. So, just like puppies can be born different colors in the same liter, we humans can be too. I am ashamed to live in a time where people cannot seem to evolve and gain strength through unity rather than be weak, arrogant monkeys fighting over what color, culture, etc. is better.
And as far as bottle licking, I did not know you were NOT supposed to do that, I guess I will have to stop doing that.
230. jrzmommy - August 3, 2006 3:32 PM
44--9/11 certainly didn't teach me tolerance--but it did teach me to hate the fuck out of people who hate America and Americans, like you. So you think America deserved what happened on 9/11? What pathetic, stinkin' shithole country did you climb out of?
231. nightshirt - August 3, 2006 4:05 PM
im sitting at my desk in a law firm in nyc lmao out loud. think ill get fired! cant read this site during work hours! you guys are great
232. azcoyote - August 3, 2006 4:15 PM
#227 - Get real... I have not made one racist comment.
In fact, I was very specific in my statemetn that all people regardless of race are responsible for their own life outcomes
Go read 44, 61, and 63. It is complete racism and assumption to throw out anti-white comments because DieRacist assumes that ANY person making statements on here bashing Bai Ling must be white. DieRacist should take his/her own medicine. Don't jump out and blame a whole group of people based upon an ANONYMOUS web posting. It is the ultimate irony in a way... What a moron.
What kind of person makes a statement like #44 and thinks that it is OK to condone murder and terrorism but still thinks their arguement about racism is valid?
You obviously have a chip on your shoulder peaches. I don't know who disenfranchised you but you can keep on blaming others and I am sure a program will be offered by the government. Good luck with that...
Just so we are clear... Saying that minorities need to quit whining and take responsibility for their lives is NOT racism. Calling someone a name (gook as example from this thread) is racism.
Get a life #227 and 44. People on this site make stupid un-PC comments. That is the whole damn point of SF it would seem. Ridiculous offensive trash talk. If you are offended go elsewhere. You whining little bithes...
233. azcoyote - August 3, 2006 4:16 PM
of course the last work was BITCHES but you knew that... BITCHES!!!
234. beezlbubby - August 3, 2006 5:02 PM
@232 "Just so we are clear... Saying that minorities need to quit whining and take responsibility for their lives is NOT racism. Calling someone a name (gook as example from this thread) is racism."
You better figure out what's racist to other people and not just to your own opinion before you run around saying you aren't being racist.
Because as far as I'm concerned, your comment IS racist...that is like the equivalent of you saying minorities (w/out you mentioning any exceptions), MINORITIES AS A WHOLE need to quit whining and take responsibility, which means, they have something to take responsibility for (failure, poverty, or whatever). I don't care for the PCness as well, but I can't help myself, since you just called a lot of us whiny bitches, but you keep whining and defending your own comments. Racism is NOT just name calling, like you said i.e. gook on the comments here. It's the way you perceive others, and then how you project that to others (Oh minorities are failures and need to take responsibility instead of blaming the Whites. Not all minorities are failures, like someone said, Whites have the highest welfare statistic, and the way YOU look down on minorities, that's damn sure enough to showcase you as a total bigot).
I don't care about the PCness but darn, that man is getting on my nerves, can we say hypocrite?
235. Slappy san - August 3, 2006 5:56 PM
Superficial...the haven of racist assholes. Shocking shit.
236. azcoyote - August 3, 2006 6:10 PM
LMAO
I never said minorities are failures not do I look down on non-whites. YOU are making raging assumptions and on top of everything are failing to see the point.
It is STUPID of you to say I am saying "minorities as a whole" in any context. I forgot that people like you need a damn exclusion list in order to understand the conversation. So exclude any minority person who is not complaining about disenfranchisement, white people, or any other of lifes unfair moments. If you are a minority and you are not complaining about poverty as the fault of white people, then I commend you. However, READ 44 and 61. The point again is that he/she jumped out with comments about white people. That is racism. If a minority says something about white people it is just talking right? WTF
YOu make me laugh. You are a fool...
237. azcoyote - August 3, 2006 6:14 PM
Haven of people who hate white trash hill billies like Britney Spears...
Haven of people who hate nazi drunks like Mel Gibson...
Haven of people who hate skank cokeheads like Lyndsey Lohan...
Jesus, all you whiners need to piss off. THis is the superficial. Land of free speech and assholish comments. For God's sake one dude has a handle called Jusin Igger. I don't see you fuckwhits hounding him about something so obviously racist that it boggles the mind...
Get on with your lives troll whores... Go to another site and whine about what you think white people say or do. Cuz you are the ones who made this thread an issue of race...
All because some idiot said gook...
238. em - August 3, 2006 7:06 PM
Ok, I can't listen to this moronic shit any longer without commenting - yes, caucasians have the highest number of welfare recipients total in America, but as we've already well established, they are the ethnic majority so of course they're going to have a higher number of recipients per capita. It's the *percentage* of total that is what you should be arguing about and I'm sorry to tell you, but it's significantly higher for minorities. i.e. there are fewer African Americans in the country so there are fewer people per capita on welfare, but the percentage of all African Americans that are on welfare is about 47% as opposed to about 22% for Caucasians. This is information from the Statistical Abstract put out by the US Census and is basic 10th grade Economics. I'm not arguing for any side of the discussion - I just can't stand it when people try to cite information incorrectly (e.g. citing a total number as supposed to a more significant percentage) to try and reinforce an already weak point.
239. kittiesarecute - August 3, 2006 9:42 PM
Yes it's the Superficial and websites like these make fun of celebrities which is FINE, except when you bring race into it. Racism (even if just joking) isn't funny ANYwhere, and those who think it is are ignorant inconsiderate assholes. Haha a racist phrase! Ha! So funny and clever and intelligent! Dumbasses.
Also, minorities DO get up off their asses and find jobs, it's j