bottle? that should have been a ping pong ball surely?

What has Bai Ling done? Well, she was in a really crappy Sci Fi network original movie ... she dated Chris Isaak for awhile in the 90s ... and she and her boobies make frequent appearances on gofugyourself.com.

Other than that, I dunno.

Who the fuck is this gook?

who the fuck is bai ling, and why should i care about her?

Nothing like a bottle of margarita to chase that box of wine. Next, a can of cheese...

Why is she famous anyway???

I was totally going to cite the sci-fi movie. Monkey king or something. Definitely qualifies her as a superstar. Seriously I cried: for the lost arts, for the poor monkey god, for all of China and their exploited heritage. It was beautiful.

Call me crazy, but I'd like to get head from Bai Ling after seeing this picture. Weird. I don't know why. I think I wanted to get head from her before too though.

She got locked up in a mental institution back when she was in China.....funny, I never knew that I would ever agree with the Chinese government on anything until now.

Gah! Normally, a somewhat attractive woman posing suggestively with her tongue sticking out would look like some form of "sexy". But even her tongue looks short, pasty, and skanky! Blech...

She looks ugly.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

She's nothing but an Asian Paris Hilton (or oriental, that's much more PC)

Also, it's amazing how fast they can get this stuff on sale!

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?op=article&article_id=1408552#top

Who?

Maybe it's the girl from the Hedonistica adds?

"Hey, GI, you come have dlink with me. Sucky Sucky. Ha ha ha. You pick color!"

3--I just laughed so fucking loudly at your post.

Was she in Full Metal Jacket?

I dunno, they all look the same to me.

I think she just did my pedicure last weekend.

SHE'S FUCKING NUTS!!!! I REALLY DIG IT!!! I love reading what she does next!! I GIVE HER PROPS!

She really dated Chris Isaak???

Bai Ling, for you who don't recognize her, is the reason that Celebrity singing show got to stay on the network as long as it did.

Oh, and she looks like anime come to life which geeks love. It's like Bjork - you don't know why she is famous, but there are men dressed as storm troopers who are getting turned on this very minute thanks to her.

Let me add another of the "who is she?"s to this enlightened discussion.

Dita Von Teese does it better than Bai Ling...

http://www.exposay.com/dita-von-teese/1/c/2310/

Why is she always squinting?

I bet she tastes like "whore".

dont you dare compare this no talent moron to dita von teese! ever!

Great, the Chinese finally have their version of Paris Hilton. Soon she'll be releasing "One Night in Bai Ling." But with one billion people do the Chinese really porn?

she pisses egg drop soup

The makers of "The Margarita King" are now as good as bankrupt thanks to the dirty, spooge-stained tongue of Bai Ling--Southeast Asia's Official Cum Dump.

PLEASE POST SOMETHING NEW SUPERFICIAL!!! Just one more thing today - anything! I can't stand the idea of seeing this fucking skank at the top of the page every time I come on this site between now and noon tomorrow!!! I'm begging you!

Apparently Japan has TWO versions of Paris Hilton...the Kano sisters.

http://www.asian-sirens.com/blog/comments.php?id=228_0_1_0_C

"Bai Ling", roughly translated, means "girl who exists solely to sustain poontang". That's all she is - a walking slice of gook ass who unfortunately has the capacity for speech. There are character actors who do nothing but commercial work, industrial films even, who have more screen time than she does. She is famous for being freakish and nothing more. And she possesses ninja nips that'll seriously poke your eyes out should you venture too close.

This nuprin has a penis shaped like an egg roll and smells like duck sauce...........

Q: How do you know when Chinese are moving into your neighborhood?

A: When the Mexicans start getting car insurance.

Somebody please make a joke about beef and broccoli #69. Just thinking about someone making the joke makes me laugh and laugh. Then I sigh and wipe away the joyful tears with the panties of a freshly slaughtered hooker.

For lunch, she had the "Creme of Sum Yung Guy".

@ 23...
cos she's a gook! duh! :)

Q: What happened to Bai Ling's Chinese boyfriend when he ran into the wall with a full erection?

A: He broke his nose.

Wasn't she married to John Lennon??

#16 I pissed my pants!

You could blindfold her with dental floss

People get your heads out of you asses ,what happens to Bai Ling doesn't mean shit!!!

"You there, round eye, you take picture me rick bottle me rove you rong tine"

She was in that movie "The Crow" with Brandon Lee, she looked like a freak, her lipstick went way past her top lip. Drove me nuts.

Her rotten crotch is horizontal.

I used to think this site was cool, but seeing that this site condones all these racist comments i.e. Quoted from the above comments: "Gook, pees egg drop soup, sucky sucky" being left up there. I guess this site is a good front for racist bitches. I don't see you cowards saying "nigger," anywhere but I guess it's ok to hate on Asians?

Racist bitches, if you can't deal with races other than white, you shouldn't be living in the most racially diverse country on earth. Get out of America. You'd think 911 taught you idiots some tolerance of differences in people. I guess for those racist comments towards Asians alone, U.S. deserved what happened to them in 911.

@44 So solly!!!

i think theyre just trying to be funny. i would take everything you read here with a grain of salt. its very un pc here, and thats the way we like it. but yeah, these are the same people calling mel gibson a nazi!

She was also on an episode of Entourage. And geuss what? She plays a really slutty martial-arts instructor. Then she does someone's nails while she prepares a #69, which is, of course, a beef dish.

@ 32 stallion - did you just call her a nuprin?? i'd say that's a fairly...helpful... thing to call someone. i mean if you called me a motrin i wouldnt really get upset.

Nigger.

Apparently, racial remarks aren't moderated but everything else is. I used to like this site. I guess I'll have to start my own. Really now, what does her being Asian have to do with anything? Mel Gibson hates Jews and the whole world can't stop blowing up at him. Ridiculous.

@49 What?

oh... and another thing, I find your remarks pretty ironic. I bet a million to one that any of you would want to get with her too.

Porch Monkey

Hey Justin Igger, sorry about that 'other knuckle draggin' comment. I hope this link makes it all better!

#44, if u've read previous posts, anybody who gets posted on this site is fair game. Did you read the posts on P. Diddy and Star Jones? Don't take this stuff seriously.

And btw, I think Bai's hairstyles are low maintenance. She just needs a bowl and scissors.

@53 fuck you devil

I think Bai Ling is fugly, but I'm not about to call her racist things that aren't even relevant to that picture, if it's all in good humor and relevant to the pic @46, then I'd probably also be amused by the comments.

Doesn't seem like it's even relevant, just seems like OH SHOOT there's an Asian! let's yell all the racist things we can! i.e. Gook, slant eyes, typical Asian males have small penis slur, etc. etc.

I bet someone's going to start some attack sooner or later saying that I'm an Asian male that has small penis syndrome, well I'm not an Asian male, still think the some of the people here are pretty racist, not "all in fun, or people trying to be funny." (@46)

Who the fuck is this bitch? I see her stuff posted on here occasionally and I have no clue where she came from? Is she like a Japanese porn star or something? Every time I see her on here, she's got an ugly hair cut, stupid clothes and she has shown up to an event that has nothing to do with her...she's just pathetic. And she looks like she's sucked on too many lemons.

*that, typo!

She can lick my bottle (long time) any day.. me likey the azians.

@44 u no like us make fun of chinky chanks so u have to bring out the nigger word and u call me and everyone else racist when u sound like the racist i mean i can't help not being Justin Igger but u can help being racist u yellow devil

I hope it's not everyone that's White that's asking all the other minority races to "take it easy, take it as a joke!" etc.

Because again, that'd be, well, pretty racist. I mean the damn slurs we have for White people aren't even that bad of a slur, OOhh "White trash, or Whitey" uhh, yeah that's real harsh given "Gooks" and "Niggers." Yeah.

I guess it's easy to leave it to White people to tell non-White races to "take their racist comments lightly. Yeah, thanks, that's just what minorities need, to be told that they should be amused by or take lightly the racist comments by White people. YAY!?

@60, I used the word "nigger" to illustrate how I don't see it used anywhere, not that I think you should use it, brightness. That was to say, that people are more afraid to be racist to Blacks than any other minorities, not that it's RIGHT. And yes, @60 I am calling you a racist, because you just called me a "yellow" devil when you don't even know what race I am, I never disclosed that genius.

When I bring out the "nigger" or other racist words, I'm using it to say something NON-racist, it seems when you use it (youre comment on me being a "yellow" devil), you're trying to be racist. Get half a brain before you make a comeback.

Yeah.

never-the-less... I would still like to slide my grease pony in that.

Eh and I hope everyone has fun making their little racist comments, but I'm not going to read nor post anything here anymore.

Have your little fun screaming "Yay" the "yellow devil" is gone and then go on ranting on various racist things about me, my posts etc. Again, I never even disclosed my race, so good jumping to conclusions!

I've been there done that with forums condoning racist comments, doesn't go anywhere with insensitive racists, never will. White people have it lucky, they don't have to worry so damn much, how their world will be when they bring up their children, unless they're of mixed race or something.

I guess that's why they care a little less about being "sensitive" and can INSENSITIVELY ask other non-White racists to "take it lightly," when they hear racist bs.

I don't even know why I commented, moment of anger, not like it's going to change anything. Ignorant racists are as easy to enlighten as brightening blackholes.

@61 how can i get half a brain when im Justin Igger u crying little bitch mommy deez people are making fun da orientel tell dem stop i wish u were suicidal then we all can have fun again and i do know what race u are the one that crys bout stuff like when we take your land you must be a indian

Dear DieRacistAsses,

You sound like a plucky young college freshman at ITT Tech who grew up in white suburbia central who has had 0 world experience and thinks they're cultured because they read Ad Busters and eat at Thai restaraunts and has 0 friends because they have no sense of humor and are so boring they make people want to tear out their ear drums whenever they speak. And you are also white, in case anyone needed that to be cleared up.

at least combustion8 keeps it real... props

I typed 'nigger' a while back in direct response to #44 "I don't see you cowards saying nigger..."

Awesomely, it appears that several people forgot that this is supposed to be a Silly Place, where irreverent and crude remarks are made all the livelong day.

I am of mixed race. So there.

She's like Paris Hilton: famous for absolutely nothing.

69! Beef Broccoli!

you know, we're all having fun bashing bai ling, and then somebody has to turn the conversation all serious. lighten the hell up everyone. when you come on this site, chances are people are going to say things you won't like, and perhaps are even inappropriate, but for God's sake, JUST IGNORE IT! clearly the person making them isn't worth arguing with...and as for the racist comments, people are sensitive, so keep them to yourself. that way the rest of us who came for some fun don't have to listen to you go at it with the person who you offended. and as a side note, those we're some pretty tacky comments. what are you, like 10?

so basically, whoever writes on this site wants the paparazzi to take photos of his penis?

I suggest walking down the freeway with a sandwhichboard over your naked body with a hole right infront of your crotch... and arrows pointing towards the hole... and maybe give away coupons

Haha, sorry I said I won't post again, but just funny to see who people think I am. I'm not White and I don't live in White Surburbia, I think that's very funny given my actual racial background, upbringing etc.

I see what people WILL think is that, if they THOUGHT I were white, I'm too liberal because I don't like racism. Which is again still racist, ok no more, no more.

Can't stay glued to this post, must stop reading and replying.

OK No more. =) Have fun people, I just hate racist people.

Her small mouth would make me feel more than adequate... did I mention I have a thing for asians?

She's the Asian equivilent to Paris Hilton

I don't care what any of you say; Bai Ling is welcome to give my prostate a tongue bath any time she desires. I pride myself on keeping it nice and clean and tidy, just on the chance that this opportunity presents itself. I'd ride that like the Lone Ranger rides Silver. Long and hard and I'd put 'er away wet and tired.

@74, that's already been said @26.

#76 Fukurself - Well i'm very sorry! Who the fuck are you the SF Police?!

I'm sorry but i don't have quite as much time on my hands as you do to read through every single post.

#63 you are the biggest fool ever...

You said.. "White people have it lucky, they don't have to worry so damn much, how their world will be when they bring up their children"

Really? I suppose white people are to blame for the fact that typical white neighborhoods are safer than minority neighborhoods? I bet white people are also to blame for the fact that they have a higher employment rate (assume because they want jobs) and lower unemployment (read that as welfare) rate that many minorities. Not all of course but many. You paint an evil picture of whitey their you racist.

I got news for you, all people (white included) have to worry about how the world will be when they bring up their kids. Especially a world where people like you attack whitey and blame him for all your woes.

So who is making assumptions? You ran out your "white America is to blame" campaign pretty damn fast. Talk about racism. Stop blaming whitey and get on with your life you fucking loser. If you get no job, no money, and no success from your life, it is YOUR fault, not white people, black people or yellow people. Yours. Some day all you poor fucking minorities will have to get off your collective asses and take responsibility for your lives instead of whining that some other group disenfranchised you....

#63 you are the biggest fool ever...

You said.. "White people have it lucky, they don't have to worry so damn much, how their world will be when they bring up their children"

Really? I suppose white people are to blame for the fact that typical white neighborhoods are safer than minority neighborhoods? I bet white people are also to blame for the fact that they have a higher employment rate (assume because they want jobs) and lower unemployment (read that as welfare) rate that many minorities. Not all of course but many. You paint an evil picture of whitey their you racist.

I got news for you, all people (white included) have to worry about how the world will be when they bring up their kids. Especially a world where people like you attack whitey and blame him for all your woes.

So who is making assumptions? You ran out your "white America is to blame" campaign pretty damn fast. Talk about racism. Stop blaming whitey and get on with your life you fucking loser. If you get no job, no money, and no success from your life, it is YOUR fault, not white people, black people or yellow people. Yours. Some day all you poor fucking minorities will have to get off your collective asses and take responsibility for your lives instead of whining that some other group disenfranchised you....

Loser....

@79, minor correction: Whites have a higher employment rate. They also have the highest percentage of people receiving welfare.

Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...

me love you long time.

Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...

me love you long time

Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...

WHO????????????????????????

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WHO?

LOL!111

Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures, or violent. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...

mrs.t, 49 & 57:
you rock my world!!

folks, this has the sour stench of a new troll... you KNOW HOW I HATE THEM TROLLS!!!

however, served with beef and broccoli in a light brown sauce, i understand they can be quite tasty.

ooh, ooh! i have a racial epithat (?) to share.
down south, the crackers like the term "jungle bunny"
heard that one, justin? can edna report me?

i find it offensive, too, but this site is about that shit. and i hug ALL bunnies!

mrs.t, 49 & 57:
you rock my world!!

folks, this has the sour stench of a new troll... you KNOW HOW I HATE THEM TROLLS!!!

however, served with beef and broccoli in a light brown sauce, i understand they can be quite tasty.

ooh, ooh! i have a racial epithat (?) to share.
down south, the crackers like the term "jungle bunny"
heard that one, justin? can edna report me?

i find it offensive, too, but this site is about that shit. and i hug ALL bunnies!

Would I be a racist if I said pancakeface?

Would I be a racist if I said pancakeface?

I'm not sure how she got famous, but I don't really see the appeal...

I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?

I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?

I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?

wtf is that weird sore on her finger?

I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?

She's actually done some decent stuff. I don't know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.

Wait a minute? This sounds familiar...

Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...

BTW, WOW Bai Ling has some MAN hands.

I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?

She's actually done some decent stuff. I don't know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.

Wait a minute? This sounds familiar...

She's actually done some decent stuff. I don't know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.

Wait a minute? This sounds familiar...

She's actually done some decent stuff. I don't know why she always appears like this. I guess it keeps her in the spotlight.
Wait a minute? This sounds familiar...

I'm not sure if I agree with what Mr. Lets-all-be-Politically-Correct (#63)has to say. Why is it alright when minorities make fun of minorites? Whitey? wtf are you smoking? I've heard worse.Lighten up you idiot.
#79, I wouldn't generalize all minorities into one group. There are a few groups of minorities that are more scared of other minorities then you'd ever imagine. I could go on forever, but I don't have the energy to anymore.
On that note, Bai Ling looks like any other Asian who has a few extra dollars to spare on clothes, she has money but no class...and why the fuck do I care?

OK, everybody, let's all cool off for a bit... I know, let's talk about Osh's vagina. I heard her va-jay-jay has super powers, x-ray vision and all that... it also tastes like sun-ripened honeydew melon...

damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!

damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!

damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!

damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!

damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!

Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...

BTW, Wow anyone notice that Bai Ling has some MAN hands? Monstrous

damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!

damn i hate this woman. just cuz there are a few dudes out there that have asian fetishes, this ho thinks she's the hottest thing walking. sure some guys want to fuck her...she looks easy as hell!

79. You ARE the biggest fool

Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....

Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.

79. You ARE the biggest fool

Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....

Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.

79. You ARE the biggest fool

Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....

Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.

this girl tries waaaay too hard.

44, 63. OK, I'm bored.

You are a girl, whose family is from Southeast Asia, in some shithole village that the US military raped and carpet bombed four decades ago.

You are probably not attractive, which combined with the napalm would go a long way to explaining your hostility.

My advice, Racist, get laid. You may still hate "white America", but perhaps less intensely after a long session of "put the devil back into hell", ...

This blog really needs an enema. What the hell is with all this racist talk? People, there is no such thing as race. Scientists have proven that the only race for humans is the human race. So, just like puppies can be born different colors in the same liter, we humans can be too. I am ashamed to live in a time where people cannot seem to evolve and gain strength through unity rather than be weak, arrogant monkeys fighting over what color, culture, etc. is better.

And as far as bottle licking, I did not know you were NOT supposed to do that, I guess I will have to stop doing that.

79. You ARE the biggest fool

Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....

Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.

79. You ARE the biggest fool

Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....

Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.

79. You ARE the biggest fool

Get your facts straight you idiot. White Cauasians have the highest rate of being on welfare. Why don't don't you research you facts before you start running your damn mouth. Like #63 said, it's easy for you to to spew your stupid views, you're probably white. Minorities still face racism because it's institutionalized (you need a dictionary to look up this word?). Everyone worries about bringing up their kids in the world, but minorities face more hardships because asses like you make it harder for them. You dumb bigoted fool.....

Bai Ling is just plain slutty and trashy. She's always on the worse dressed list.

For Christ's sake, this site is supposed to be totally irreverent, that's what makes it so much fun, until someone starts making stupid comments regarding the state of society, racism etc - if you like like the site GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!

#76 - go back & read #12. You ain't comedy gold.

And why are their anti- racist racist people screaming about niggers? This chick is clearly a wall-biting, nine-iron wedgehead. No darkie washsingtons on this post.

76 - go back & read #12. You ain't comedy gold.

And why are their anti- racist racist people screaming about negros? This chick is clearly a wall-biting, nine-iron wedgehead. No darkie washingtons on this post.

44, 63. Hmmmmm.

You are a girl, whose family is from Southeast Asia, in some shithole village that the US military raped and carpet bombed four decades ago.

You are probably very unattractive, which combined with the napalm would go a long way to explaining your hostility.

My advice, Racist, get laid. You may still hate "white America", but perhaps less intensely after a long session of "put the devil back into hell", ...

#76 - check out #12, you ain't comedy gold.

And why are their anti- racist racist people screaming about negros? This chick is clearly a wall-biting, nine-iron wedgehead. No darkie washingtons on this post.

testes testes 123

#35- was that south park or the daily show?

I'm not down with the racist comments either*, even though I'm a white devil. There are so many more things to make fun of than what color people are or what their ethnicity is.

For example, I think Bai Ling is pretty gorgeous, when she's not dressing like a two-dollar whore. And thank you, Bai Ling, for being the Asian Paris Hilton (in spirit). Cause somedays, Paris is just too damn tired to go out and show us all how little dignity she has, and Lindsay Lohan is not very dependable and Anna Nicole Smith has passed out again on her bathroom floor, so that leaves a huge vacuum. Thank you for filling that void and bringing us all together by showing us that all peoples of the world, caucasian or not, are capable of being notably skanky and providing the rest of us with hours of entertainment.

*You gotta know this site is basically the equivalent of a bathroom wall, only with photographs instead of badly drawn penises and vaginas.

This blog really needs an enema. What the hell is with all this racist talk? People, there is no such thing as race. Scientists have proven that the only race for humans is the human race. So, just like puppies can be born different colors in the same liter, we humans can be too. I am ashamed to live in a time where people cannot seem to evolve and gain strength through unity rather than be weak, arrogant monkeys fighting over what color, culture, etc. is better.

And as far as bottle licking, I did not know you were NOT supposed to do that, I guess I will have to stop doing that.

I think we could have have fun bashing this no-talent trashy tart without the racism myself, but I'm not about to start preaching about it. I see something I don't like, I move on. People have a right to be assholes. In order for the rest of us to be able to express ourselves freely, assholes are allowed to speak. Deal.

I am very sick of people rattling on about how white people have it easy. I've been working my ass off fulltime since I was fifteen years old.

If you're going to scream racism all the time, then lay off the white people too. Racism is racism, so cut the bullshit.

Now...wasn't Bai Ling such a crappy actress they cut a three second bit out of Star Wars that had her in it?

Ass monkeys are attacking the server again I see... Come on SF! Get it together!!!

63

shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...

i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...

and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"

63

shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...

i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...

and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"

63

shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...

i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...

and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"

63

shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...

i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...

and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"

63

shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...

i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...

and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"

63

shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...

i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...

and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"

63

shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...

i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...

and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"

63

shut the fuck up you pc tree hugging fuck-stick...

i hope you get gang raped on ellis island by every minority there is...

and that slant-eyed yellow bitch can walk on my back then give me "happy ending"

Dear DieRacistAsshole"...

These are some of the funniest posts I have seen in a long time...

One of the reasons this site is so much fun is because it is so irreverent - it gets shitty when pea-brained morons like you start to inject social commentary into it - for all anyone knows, you are some white preppy sitting in front of your PC at your dorm at Harvard jerking jring your tiny penis off to the the above picture of Bai Ling licking the bottle wishing it was your miniscule little dick...if you don't like the site then SCREW OFF and go somewhere else!!

Too bad I invested 100k in margarita king last year.

UGHHH............. I can taste the failure of my investment.

She played that freak who collected and ate eyeballs in The Crow. According to IMDb, she had a cameo as a Senator in SW: Episode 3... and cameo's in a lot of other things. Guess she decided that meant she had a walk-on role in everything being made in Hollywood.

She played that freak who collected and ate eyeballs in The Crow. According to IMDb, she had a cameo as a Senator in SW: Episode 3... and cameo's in a lot of other things. Guess she decided that meant she had a walk-on role in everything being made in Hollywood.

You have to admit, for a fucking slant eyed gook, she is pretty hot. Makes me want to re-chink the walls of my cabin. Course, I am also attracted to the occasional fat-assed nigger as well, in addition to the random picaninnys and shines, those giant lips may feel good on the ole penis. But what about wops? All that oil pouring off their skin is good lube, kinda like popping that zit in the forhead of a Ghandi suckin' curry eater, and rubbing it on my unable to dance, little white cock. Now I know that every lazy spic that can run jump or swim across the border is already in this ignorant cuntry, but damn, wetbacks, can't you cook beans right the first time? I guess all I am trying to say, with my extremely limited world perspective is:

You are a lot of fucking idiots.

In the picture before this one, she was jamming it into her pussy. I don't know why that one didn't post.

"oriental" is PC? perhaps if you're referring to furniture. the proper term is "Asian". oh well, since "biotch" is probably female, at least that hole between her legs serves greater purpose than the one between her ears

"oriental" is PC? perhaps if you're referring to furniture. the proper term is "Asian". oh well, since "biotch" is probably female, at least that hole between her legs serves greater purpose than the one between her ears

"oriental" is PC? perhaps if you're referring to furniture. the proper term is "Asian". oh well, since "biotch" is probably female, at least that hole between her legs serves greater purpose than the one between her ears

"oriental" is PC? perhaps if you're referring to furniture. the proper term is "Asian". oh well, since "biotch" is probably female, at least that hole between her legs serves greater purpose than the one between her ears

Calm down azcoyote, the other person just seems like they're arguing over how insensitve some people are on forums. You went on a crazy rant as if all minorities will plunder your White neighborhood or families one day. Damn, not all minorities are on welfare and not all minorities are failures. I don't even think that person's post was blaming White people for minority problems, It just seems as if the person's upset over racist comments, I didn't see them saying anything about Whiteys holding them down or anything. Calm down azcoyote, your posts are actually truly bordering on some real racism here...BTW, Wow anyone notice that Bai Ling has some MAN hands? Monstrous…..

Bai Ling is like a former sorority chick who, 10 years after graduation, just doesn't get why all of her old "sexy" tricks get her screwed and left--or ignored.

Bai Ling is like a former sorority chick who, 10 years after graduation, doesn't understand why, her old "sexy" tricks get her screwed and left--or ignored.

Once again, why is this even news?

Bai Ling licks a bottle and everyone gets in a tizzy over it.

Maybe her tongue is stuck like the kid in A Christmas Story, scratch that, it isn't even touching the bottle.

So the story is Bai Ling sticks her tongue out at a bottle, she isn't licking the bottle, she's making fun of it!

Oh no, he's cracking down on us.

What's going on in here?!?! We are now being watched!!!!

What the hell is going on????

i love white people :) we kick ass!
but i seriously want to take that bottle away from bai ling... it looks too yummy and i've got many memories i need to forget!

This blog really needs an enema. What the hell is with all this racist talk? People, there is no such thing as race. Scientists have proven that the only race for humans is the human race. So, just like puppies can be born different colors in the same liter, we humans can be too. I am ashamed to live in a time where people cannot seem to evolve and gain strength through unity rather than be weak, arrogant monkeys fighting over what color, culture, etc. is better.

And as far as bottle licking, I did not know you were NOT supposed to do that, I guess I will have to stop doing that.

Kids, kids, settle down. What the hell does it matter, when we're all pink in the middle? At least....I sure as hell am.

Thanks, Bai Ling, for sending our people back another 100 hundred years.

Thanks, Bai Ling, for sending our people back another 100 hundred years.

Thanks, Bai Ling, for sending our people back another 100 hundred years.

Oh thanks guys, I haven't laughed so hard for ages. Had to explain to colleagues why my mascara is running.

#69 Beef curtain blocorri.

Oh but the trolls are out today. Have revised my troll needs. Don't want a poe-faced one who'll lecture me on race relations whilst burning holes in my shirt with the iron.

Me ruv you ron time.

has she ever gotten plastic surgery?

Hey #76, Fugurself, check out #12. If you're gonna call FIRSTIES mke sure you actually said it first.

#151 - look up sracasm in the dictionary you fucking retarded asslick.

wow... how come I sent in a comment last night and was told I couldn't & then I see that they're all up in this piece this morning. This is fucked up. If it weren't for all you bleeding ass liberals whining all the time this would never have happened.
Same as if Woody had actually gone to the police...

She's the Asian version of Paris Hilton

Yeah, and you know who else she's like? Some kind of Oriental Pallis Hirrton.

Groundhog Day strikes again. This site is like a sperm sandwich for repeating. Hic.

Ah, I hate to say this, but aren't we uncommonly un-pc on this site all the time? I don't see anyone getting up in arms 'cause we call Brit white trailer trash, or 'cause we say Paris is a dumb blonde. Fat, skinny, ugly, gorgeous, etc., etc., everyone gets nailed on this site. Why? Because it's the SUPERFICIAL.

And, yes, people are making Asian comments, but basically she's being made fun of because she's licking a damn bottle of booze.

Q: Know what you call a fat Chinese chick?
A: A chunck.

jrzmommy -- you crack me up, lol.

I think this chick is sexy... the slut thing works for her. She reminds me of an episode of Asian Street Hookers... good times, although I spend way to much on Ben-Gay for my elbow.

As for all the cries of racism, yes white folks are nervous. They see the Ivory Tower they've built and previously allowed to be cleaned and serviced by minorities slowing eroding away. Funny thing is, if you're an American, you have no fucking idea how your blood has been tainted by other races, as much interbreeding happened in the South and West (because non-whites are fucking hot) and your families ignorantly cling to whiteness as the source of morality and superiority. Pretty fucking funny if you ask me. That said, get over the racist comments you spineless looking for a cause bitches. There are numerous forums out there for you, like whineymuthafuckas.com. Get back at whitey the way I do: fuck his women.

Oh yea, one of my favorite jokes about fat people:

You have more chins than a chinese phone book.

That one still kills me...

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oh my gosh.
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HolisticWisdom.

Well said, darlin.

DAMN you guys cant come up with anything better than "gook" "yellow devil" thats just disgusting. This site is here to make fun of celebrities and cant you do that WITHOUT bringing in your racist cracks? Wow, then youre REAL funny guys. AND what does this girl being ASIAN have to do with ANYTHING?? This site is disturbing to anyone other than WHITE and no one steps in...says alot about the site owner.

I hope one day you immature ignorant people will learn...

I refuse to support this site any longer it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

#179

Funny, I hear that's what Monica Lewinsky said.

179--A chunk--don't you get it? Chink/Chunk? Fat chink = chunk? Hmm. Oh well. Lost another one.

Q: What's the fastest thing on two legs?

A: A Cambodian with a luncheon voucher.

RICHPORT says lighten up, well what race are you?

You know maybe you guys wouldnt be so mean face to face with a minority, hopefully you wouldnt say the things youve said here. But the truth comes out behind closed doors behind your pc.

@179 I left a bad taste in your mom's mouth last night. SNAP!!

Idiot

46 - Don't you mean grain of rice!??!?!?!?

@183 You can't see this, but I'm showing you the small wound on my extended middle finger!

Bai Ling has been in 42 films in both US and China including 'The Crow', 'Nixon', 'Wild Wild West' and 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow', 'The Beautiful Country', 'The Breed' and Tartan Asia Flick 'Dumplings'.

Not caring too much about the Asian vs. Caucasian thing.

Caring much more about the incredible nipples this chiquita has.

Would love to hang a hammock from those radio buttons and bask in their umbrage.

183--Alicia--you say "minority" as if they're space creatures. Quelle horror!! Coming face to face with a.....a......GASP...a MINORITY !!!!!! HELP! A MINORITY IS COMING TO GET ME! HELP!
I hope I never come face to face with one of them there minorities!

188 - bask in my umbrage to your misuse of the word umbrage

i heard something on the raio and i had to share it. some guy wrote a parody song about mel gibson. it was horrible. but one was the lines was, "the man withou a face...really had two." somehow i find that clever.

you people are so racist i'm never coming back to this site it leaves a bad taste in my mouth like when they fry my chicken in week old grease or when they use to many pesticides on my watermelon you racist fucks

What she's done is act slutty and that's always a big draw

oops i was wrong - you used definition 2. of umbrage.

to everyone talking about race. go to the carlos mencia forum dammit. this is a sacred place to make fun of relationship problems and eating disorders.

@191 How far are you going to go with the fake black guy routine? It's so overdone, its not funny. Look up the word subtle in the dictionary, use it, apply it. Suck my left tit. That is all.

181 - jrzmommy -- i got the joke, that why I said it cracked me up!! chink/chunk, lol.

Listen guys, I'm really tired of all the fussing and fighting going on around here, so I thought about it all night and from now on only white people are allowed on this site. Sieg heil! Yeeeee Hawwwww! *Shoots pistols in air ala Yosemite Sam*
Problem solved.

I try not to divulge too much because I don't think it's anyone's bidness, but based on my comments I would have thought your limited IQ could have determined that I am not white. I see minorities (gasp!) everyday, usually when I look in the mirror. I also make fun of my own ethnicity because I'm fucked up like that. I say what the fuck I want where the fuck I want... It's called liberation, try it sometime. I am not consumed with self hate, just hating everyone else; my race, your race and everyone else's. To answer your question, my race is the 10K... I usually get it done in about 8 hours due to weed smoking and constant beer breaks.

#197 was for #183... thanks

How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car?

One, if you hit him right.

*going straight to hell*

@194 why are you picking on me is it cuz im black or cuz your a cold hearted bitch dont be mad at me cause your tits are frozen alaskandicksucker

197 Whatever you are, you're a funny fucker.

Why the hell would anyone even come to this site if they're so concerned with being politically correct? Seriously, how did you even find this place? Go find a sociopolitical forum to bitch at people on. The Superficial is not for you. All this racial tension bullshit makes me never want to come here again =(

@48 Januaryanne, I called her "nuprin" because of the commercials a long time ago that said "Nuprin, little, yellow, different"...................

Thats been my Korean friends nickname since high school, I explained it along time ago but I guess you weren't around then.

When we make comments on here it's all a joke. I'm sure there are people who are being serious too, but really who cares? If you take everything to heart and it upsets you, just don't come to this site. it's as simple as that. I'll do my best in the future not to be racist to make sure I don't offend anyone.

*last line, total fucking sarcasim*

I pick on you because I care. Underneath my icy exterior I have a warm heart. I love to take in minorities and other unfortunates. I could add an annoying wankster to my collection. K-Fed is taken, so what do ya say?

You can be in charge of dicksucking for me, I'm starting to get lockjaw.

whats a wankster is it like a white gangster cuz im Justin Igger

She might have been in "Nixon," but Clinton probably was in her.

That's not bai ling. That's paris hilton in a black wig. I think she's pulling a garth brooks/chris gaines here.

So we're different colors and we're different breeds and different people have different needs. It's obvious you hate me though I've done nothing wrong. I've never even met you so what could I have done. Don't understand what makes a man hate another man.

So I make a few stereotypical jokes, big deal! I mean I'm stereotyped all the time. Being cursed with large, perfect tits and killer legs is very hard. I mean, my God, everyday people stare at me, point and rub their crotches. It really hurts me.

#120 - God dammit you moron. Dogs aren't able to interbreed because they are the same *race*, they are able to interbreed because they are the same *species* and have different *subspecies*. A race of dog is ONE SPECIFIC BREED OF DOG (which would lead to INTRAbreeding) as it is ONE SPECIFIC BREED OF HUMAN WITH THE SAME HEREDITARY TRAITS.

FUCK.

I've found a pic of Bai Ling being her classy self!
http://www.toyboxxx.com/images/pornstars/full/181371.jpg

RichPort rules... he funny. And he's right, what will bring the world together is not holding hands or being all PC (whatever the hell that means anymore) it's the making of the love. We need more race mixing. I would like to start with the hottie from CSI (the Vegas one, baby) or Blair Underwood. And Denzel Washington's partner in that movie "Inside Man." And what the hell, Denzel, too, even though he's sorta old, he still looks damn good. Ooh, and Korean guy from "Lost." And Chow Yun Fat. I could go on and on... Everybody got their own flavor... literally.

HAHA has Edna Bambrick taken on the name DieRacistAsses?

thanks to 212 i might lose my job for being a pervert looking at asian porn.

pinky_nip, I know what you mean. I'm rubbing my crotch with my stapler right now, and I think I stapled my labia together. Stereotypes hurts everyone! If my vagina could talk, it would say, "Eracism!"

I may be racist.

But my cunt is equal opportunity.

And really, isn't that where it counts?

Well since we're getting things off our chest - unhooks bra - I am gonna go topless today.

how did she become famous

219--She opened a chain of successful Nail Spas on the east coast.

Hollywood is a town that embraces the strange. The more bizarre the person behaves the better. Talent isn't the most sought after celebrity quality. It's your ability to garner publicity for yourself. How better than to get drunk, party till you puke, get into barroom brawls, fight over ex boyfriends, go around in ill fitting clothes, try to sex up every photo op and generally make a fool of yourself. You won't be getting an