August 2, 2006
Anna Nicole Smith has no friends
Anna Nicole Smith says in her latest video journal entry that she'd like to meet Britney Spears and be her friend.
“If you wanted to be friends, I would so much love to hang out with you,” the six-months-pregnant former Playboy pinup says in a video on her Web site — even though she spells Spears' first name “Brittany.” She goes on to say “I think you’re totally cool and I think we’re going to have our babies about the same time.” On another video, Smith treats viewers to the sight of her frying up a peanut butter, cheese and mayonnaise sandwich. The merry widow, however, had better hope that some of the money from her late billionaire hubby comes through, because she’s not getting rich off this venture. The members-only video site charges $4.99 per member, so with 183 members, she has raked in a whopping $913.17.
They could sit in lawn chairs all day eating Cheetos and swapping mayonnaise recipes. Or talk about how everybody seems to hate them because 'they all jus' jealous.' Although if Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears actually got together it'd create a concentration of white trash so powerful the Universe might collapse into itself.
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Comments
1. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 2, 2006 3:14 PM
No way...I'm first?!?! See it doesn't make me feel like a winner.
2. Posted by RichPort on August 2, 2006 3:14 PM
No class, no friends, what the fuck is the difference? She's about 10 years past being fuckable anyway. Now if you were to say Ana Nicole Smith has no stretch marks, THAT would be a story...
3. Posted by hisforalways on August 2, 2006 3:14 PM
she's a fucking retard..
4. Posted by MeanNate on August 2, 2006 3:16 PM
Trash!
5. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 2, 2006 3:18 PM
I kind of feel sorry for Anna Nicole.
She is so stupid, and everyone makes so much fun of her, after a while I started to feel bad for her.
I asked my husband, a few years ago, to get me her show on DVD for Xmas. He refused, I still don't have it. I used to love to watch it just to see how much she could eat in one episode. She is such a mess!
6. Posted by MR_DG on August 2, 2006 3:19 PM
HOOKER!
7. Posted by jrzmommy on August 2, 2006 3:20 PM
Oh, the playgroups these two and their little hillbilly kids are going to have......
8. Posted by penguinwaddle on August 2, 2006 3:24 PM
Huh? I thought Britney and Anna were the same people, like Latoya and Michael.
9. Posted by ChickenScratch on August 2, 2006 3:24 PM
I made no sense. I used to watch it on VH1, I don't have the DVD set.
Like any of you give a shit anyway.
10. Posted by Sarah-Jean on August 2, 2006 3:32 PM
That doesn't surprise me!
11. Posted by Sarah-Jean on August 2, 2006 3:34 PM
Wow, she's weird...
12. Posted by Italian Stallion on August 2, 2006 3:35 PM
These two are having babies in the same month? That month should be called "Backwards Evolution Month"................
13. Posted by Jacq on August 2, 2006 3:36 PM
I saw the "I feel like I'm selling a sandwich" clip and she honestly sounds like she finds whatever she said genuinely hilarious. She has a better time rolling around laughing at herself than I had during my last orgasm.
14. Posted by Jacq on August 2, 2006 3:36 PM
Oh and BTW - she's "pregnated."
15. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 3:37 PM
aaahhhh sweet, sweet mayonnaise. Or as I like to call it "White Gold". It makes everything taste fat.
16. Posted by jrzmommy on August 2, 2006 3:38 PM
She looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor's lap dog in this photo.
17. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 2, 2006 3:39 PM
I really believe that Anna Nicole, Britney, and Jessica Simpson are all the same person. Really. They are, aren't they?
18. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 3:39 PM
she also looks like she's not even smiling, that's just how her mouth is from slamming so much dick in it.
19. Posted by SoftBlueGlow on August 2, 2006 3:41 PM
Hooray for idiots in lawn chairs!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
20. Posted by purplepuppy on August 2, 2006 3:41 PM
Hey, Anna Nicole is smarter than we though!
She actually spelled the name (the traditional name) Brittany right. It was the name of a province in France. It's Shit-ney's dumb-dumb parents that just turned it into Britney (BRIT-NEE).
I went to a baby shower (of a not so close acquaintance) and felt like an idiot because I assumed that since the kid was named Cameron, that's the way it was spelled, NO wrong was I...it's Kamryn (KAM-RIN...oh, it's sounds so graceful). What's with the people just makin' up names!? Annah Nickhole, hmmm, maybe they're on to something!
21. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on August 2, 2006 3:43 PM
Anna, I'll be your friend if you give me $913.17.
22. Posted by purplepuppy on August 2, 2006 3:44 PM
@ 20 - myself
I mean "smarter than we thought". Since I'm griping about spelling and all. Shame on me!
23. Posted by Xanthia on August 2, 2006 3:49 PM
Anna and Britney sitting around driking red bull, eating cheetos and shooting their mouths off. You know, I would actually watch that. YOU KNOW it would be about the FUNNIEST thing ever to watch that "White Trash-A-Pa-Looza"...
24. Posted by Anida S. Hower on August 2, 2006 3:49 PM
Maybe Anna's not that dumb after all. I mean, she needs money apparently and Britney gives it away to dumbasses...soo...
25. Posted by Justin Igger on August 2, 2006 3:55 PM
i gots a cock ring just like dis white bitchs necklace cuz i all bout da bling bling for real though
26. Posted by januaryanne on August 2, 2006 3:55 PM
ANNA. NICOLE.
Britney is ALREADY MARRIED.
Try again, sweetie.
27. Posted by Giggles on August 2, 2006 4:16 PM
Anna, hon, do you know the difference between "we're laughing with you" and "we're laughing at you?"
28. Posted by nc72 on August 2, 2006 4:17 PM
I'm sure her divorce lawyers love her. Who's the father of her baby anyway?
http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=anna+nicole+smith
29. Posted by PapaHotNuts on August 2, 2006 4:23 PM
Mel Gibson was on CNN and he said Anna Nicole Smith and Brittany Spears were responsible for all the wars in the world, as well as all the ignorance in the world, and all the above ground pools in the world.
30. Posted by UNWASHEDMASSES on August 2, 2006 4:25 PM
Anna has a girl crush on Britney. How sweet. Another manifestation of her self love. She desires herself - a plump, rich, tacky, white trash, cheeto guzzling, tattoo sporting, poor dye job, pregnated bitch - and sees that in Brit. The sex tape of these two could be sold as a sequel of sorts to Moby Dick, wherein there are two white whales and the harpoon they employ repeatedly upon one another is a dildo.
31. Posted by Spindoc on August 2, 2006 4:40 PM
Anna isn't happy to be having a baby, she's just hoping Brit will tell her where she got that high chair that collapsed on her kid.
32. Posted by ImSuicidal on August 2, 2006 4:40 PM
Very funny #12
33. Posted by stingybtchsuzy on August 2, 2006 6:04 PM
@28 - I hear it's some guy who's dad owns a heating & air company in Kentucky. seriously.
I think this woman's head looked better when she was fat. She now has the skeletor smile. You can tell exactly what her skull will look like when she's excavated in 100 years.
34. Posted by chanel_bear on August 2, 2006 6:09 PM
Think of the damage those two could do with all of their money, and pregancy hormones. They could like buy a third world country soley for the purpose of turning it into a cheetoh factory to satisfy thier cravings.
35. Posted by Berrylicious on August 2, 2006 6:41 PM
They can be the White Trash Super Advengers! Swarn to protect the stereotype and livestyles of the rich and trashy!
36. Posted by Berrylicious on August 2, 2006 6:42 PM
They can be the White Trash Super Advengers! Swarn to protect the stereotype and livestyles of the rich and trashy!
37. Posted by Berrylicious on August 2, 2006 6:48 PM
They can be the White Trash Super Avengers! Sworn to protect the stereotype and lifestyles of the rich and trashy!
38. Posted by ae1986 on August 2, 2006 7:04 PM
who is the father?
39. Posted by Ivana Mandalay on August 2, 2006 7:10 PM
Is it just me, or does that pic look like Janice Dickinson with a blonde wig? Ugly as fuck, and both look like they've been ridden HARD and put away wet.
40. Posted by Ivana Mandalay on August 2, 2006 7:12 PM
It looks like Janice Dickinson put on a blonde wig and changed her name to Anna Nicole...
41. Posted by bunnyhugger on August 2, 2006 7:14 PM
she looks like she smells something icky.
oh. maybe she got her wish. she and the brit are friends, and k-tard just came in the room!
42. Posted by Berrylicious on August 2, 2006 7:17 PM
They can be the White Trash Super Avengers! Sworn to protect the stereotype and lifestyles of the rich and trashy!
43. Posted by Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest on August 2, 2006 7:26 PM
Anna and Britney getting together? Thats just a reality show waiting to happen. It can be called "Hillybilly Geniuses" and they could give various tips on how to raise children the proper way.
sidenote: mayo and peanut butter sandwiches? Did I read that right? Fuckin' gross.
44. Posted by who dude? on August 2, 2006 7:27 PM
yikes!
45. Posted by biatcho on August 2, 2006 8:27 PM
Because of some anti-racist racists spewing shit on the bai-ling post I can't fucking add my input. So I guess this one is ates to see if they have banned me altogether.
testes, testes, 123. sibilence.
46. Posted by sorelymistaken on August 2, 2006 8:38 PM
Mayonaise is not a white trash creation. It is a classical French preparation. I had to state that for the record.
Now that miracle whip shit "salad dressing", that's white trash.
47. Posted by eXtasyStef on August 2, 2006 9:27 PM
I just hope they both have mannies, or the kids are in deep trouble.
48. Posted by twzzlrgirl on August 2, 2006 11:26 PM
Anna Nicole wants to be friends with Brit in the hopes that one of them has a boy and the other a girl. Then they can arrange a marriage and have the country trash stick together and procreating. ('course if Brit has a girl, then she may try to marry her off to Sean P. Ya'll know about that hillbilly inbreeding...)
49. Posted by twzzlrgirl on August 2, 2006 11:28 PM
Anna Nicole wants to be friends with Brit in the hopes that one will have a boy and the other a girl. Then they can arrange a marriage and keep the country trash together and procreating. ('course, if Brit has a girl she may try and marry her off to Sean P. Ya'll know about that hillbilly inbreeding...).
50. Posted by AmberDextrose on August 3, 2006 4:34 AM
Oh stop it. I really can't laugh any more. You guys are so funny today. #s 31, 30, 29 and 25 in partic.
Oh and Chickenscratch: of course we care. You wouldn't believe the useless information I retain about you, my 2nd family. Like doesn't PapaHotNuts have a labrador? And of course there's Hopeless' kind uncle.
Likewise, I hope you guys are looking out a nice troll for me. The ironing is piling up.
51. Posted by Icy on August 3, 2006 8:05 AM
Actually I think it's a great idea. Anna and Britney could truly get along, Anna is only reaching someone with her own intellectual capacity and it happens to be Britney. They would surely become best friends and hangout with their babies and eat stuff all day.
52. Posted by Proteon on August 3, 2006 8:41 AM
She reaches out to Britney for friendship - you twat heads reach out to each other for friendship here. Someone is definately retarded alright.
53. Posted by energy_guru on August 3, 2006 10:14 AM
Could you be friends with someone with a face like that? I thought not.
54. Posted by alaskanchicsickle on August 3, 2006 10:35 AM
They would be happier than two pigs rolling in shit.
55. Posted by Nikky Raney on August 3, 2006 12:10 PM
even brittany's too classy for that. the other day on hbo there was this anna nicole like sex thing.. i didnt know they could have that stuff on tv. she was like making out with her maid in the bath tub and doing all sorts of sexual things. i watched the entire thing, and i don't know why.
56. Posted by Nikky Raney on August 3, 2006 12:11 PM
**BRITNEY
woops i pulled an anna nicole smith
57. Posted by brideoffrank on August 3, 2006 1:20 PM
There is no difference between this image and Patsy from Absolutley Fabulous.
58. Posted by Peaches2133 on August 3, 2006 3:31 PM
I can't stand her ugly dentures....They look so awkward and ugly.
59. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on August 3, 2006 3:38 PM
It's a sad day for you when you wish you were friends with Britney. Anna might try and marry her to take her money. If only gay marriage were legal it would at least get one obstacle out of the way.
60. Posted by ANGELKIMMY on August 3, 2006 3:46 PM
SHE IS DISGUSTING. WHEN SHE OPENS HER LEGS, FLIES MUST FLY OUT.
61. Posted by courtkneeyo on August 4, 2006 3:22 PM
shit. i'd be friends with either of them.. as long as they promised to buy me things. including ear plugs.
62. Posted by yertle on August 5, 2006 3:16 AM
Geez Louise, Ivana Trump got bitch-slapped with Zsa Zsa's Pekinese - the horror, the horror. Hope they remember to coat the sweetbreads in Cheetoh dust for the reality show. Iron Chef meets Celebrity Fitclub Smackdown, get out the blank videos - the fall lineup's a'comin'...yeehah!
63. Posted by Kimmie on August 6, 2006 2:18 AM
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