First?

I hate celeb tatoos...it looks like ink is bleeding out of her head and down her back....

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

I think it's pretty cool looking. We'll, if you take out the chicken legs, that is.

She kinda looks like that scary little girl dancing around with the umbrella... you know, the one with tap shoes on???

Trivialities mean so much more when they are in an exotic language.

That must've hurt, since there's no meat between the skin and bones. Ouch.

tattoo!

oh please god stop

Considering how skinny she is, she could have qualified as a holocaust survivor if that tatoo was on her arm.

She always reminds me of the Scotch video skeleton.

Re-record, not fade away...

It says "I am my beloved's, and my beloved is mine."?? Hmmm... I think Beck's got the raw end of that deal.

#8...I agree.

I think she stole those boots from Captain Jack Sparrow.

tribal hulk is an idiot.

saying first is stupid

Tattoo Schmattoo. What I want to know is: where in the hell is she standing in this picture -- outside a trailer home in Tucson? I thought she just walked back and forth around London.

Actually, it says, "I am a waffer thin mint!"

15th? boots + shorts: so is she part cowboy then?

oman wtf... that thing down her necks suppose to be a tattoo? looks like a bat pooed down her back.

Those arent shorts. Those are bluejean underpants!

Hebrew is read from right to left. When read by gentiles left to right it actually reads, "I'm a pompous ass, with no ass".

Is she peeing standing up into that bush?

She has actually had this tattoo for a while... I only know because I have this tattoo as well. Not to defend her, but after I got it someone looked it up to get the same one, and somewhere it said she has a slight variation of my tattoo. two sources:
http://elisita.blogspot.com/2005/08/posh-and-becks-solidify-their-love.html

http://gilbenmori.blogspot.com/2005/08/beckhams-hebrew-tattoo.html

Sorry- just thought I'd let yall know. If you still want to digs- its not actually done right on his tattoo. (mine was translated by my husbands rabbi - since Im not Jewish and all!)

Oh look how cute! She is nibbeling at the tree!!

I am anorexic and anorexic is me

Hipster Eurotrash Barbie comes with everything you see here! - Kaballah tattoo fun-times kit and deep spiritual connection through trendy lucre-based ideology not included.

It really reads "Please Do Not Feed Brains to the Zombie."

# 4 i think u mean the goddess bunny
http://www.sterilecowboys.org/archive3/BUNNY.html
thats the video of it...and yes i can see the resemblance

I didn't think she could make herself more unappealing, but she managed. Good job, Posh! Which culture will you attempt to co-opt next?

http://glossedover.com

Her butt is way tiny. And her tattoo looks like she missed a piece of her hair when she was putting it up.

I guess she doesn't want to be burried in a jewish cemetary. The shun the tattoo.

FORZA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK Zinedine Zidane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FORZA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK Zinedine Zidane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder what Marco Materazzi's racist remark was, he probably called that asshole a Canadien........

I was in Atlantic City for the game and drove through Jrzmommy's state and kept all my trash in the car this time, shocking, huh?

VIVA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIVA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIVA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the first picture looks like her boots are just too heavy for her to walk any further and she's about to fall over backwards. My god, she is such an asshole.

That's a stupid spot for a linear tattoo. It would've been more appropriate if it was circled around her bunghole.

It's amazing how her legs attach directly to the small of her back with no need for an ass. That's not Hebrew, it's Martian for TCLTC.

Oh, and who's the little boy with the tattoo? I thought you had to be at least 18 to get one............

29--Stallion--We thank you.
Great game! Zidane somehow managed to win the Golden Ball, even after being a fuck. Those journalists who voted for him are obviously even more sheep-like than the fucking French. Fags.

LOOK EVERYBODY! A NEGATIVE ASS!!

how do his perrants let him get a tatto?...
oh it a woman...
oj...

wtf?

ps: what is she dooing to that bush??...

That head butt was just another French fuck form of forfeit. Fairy fellatio felching fuckface frogs. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go have some freedom fries with my lunch... I wouldn't want them hiding under the plate when they see the rest of my food.

A Praying Mantis in hotpants. Moses would be so proud.

cld be instructions for becks on how to use the microwave while hes being bored banging her from the back. (if he cld read)

chicken legs remind ppl of chicken anyways.

hey qico, is them good english that is speaking from you. please be sort of person that is good, and to fuck the off.

truly I am sincere,
krisdylee

OMG its lk sch a wst of tm to type out cmplt wrdz anymr.

ps
krsdlee, u mk me lgh lng tm.

@41 thanks for the giggles.

Compared to Kiera Knightley, Victoria is looking darn right healthy.

Many pundits tipped Cannavaro as the winner, including 1986 winner Diego Maradona.

"Fabio Cannavaro was the best player of this World Cup," the Argentine great said. "Yes, it was a tournament without one dominant player, but Fabio was huge."

That motherfucker didn't deserve the Golden Ball, fucking French Pussy, I used to think he was a great player, but what a fucking asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fabio Cannavaro should have won this award, or even Gianluigi Buffon, they both played a great World Cup and did Italia proud......Actually he can have the stupid fucking Golden Ball, we got a 4 year Championship.............Viva Azzurri !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cannavaro came in second, and Buffon third. Douchebag Zidane had over 2,000 votes, Cannavaro had over 1000 and Buffon 700+. Such shit. He should have been immediately taken off the list after that shit he pulled on Matterazzi (which means mattress, in case you didn't know.)

for the love of god, spell tattoo correctly. there are middle schoolers on this site. anyway, it's hideous ink.

Congrats to Italy and say what you want to say about France, but that was a world-class head butt.

i like zindane...the italian screamed like the girl after the head butt. HA fag!

There's only 1 N in Zidane.

What's with her wearing shorts and boots all the time now? Is that in style? I think it looks silly...like the way a little girl would dress herself and not know any better. Posh is so old news anyway. Why do we even care about her?

Those boots remind me of something out of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

i like zindane...the italian screamed like the girl after the head butt. I'm sure he's still crying in a corner somewhere.

eeeeh double posts...

krisdylee? maby you shoul take a chill pill?
OMG YOUR GRAMMER ISN'T PERFECT EVERY SENTENCE!!! DIE!!

I'm DUTCH! AND dyslexic!! give me a brake!
and FUCK THE OF YOURSELF!
discriminatory shlampe..

The Italians are full of shit! I wonder whom they had to pay to win the world cup-

How expensive it must be for an italian to play soccer nowadays!!! First you need to invested all your savings into your own mafia soccer league & then still spend your spares for the world cup.
i hope they all end up in jail - that's where they belong... oh wait... with soccer balls up their hairy arses!!!!

The tattoo actually reads, "Entry in Rear".

55 Shove that nickel up your ARSE.

55--Regardless of the Serie A scandal....they still WON...Where's the cup? That's right-in Italy (or en route).

# 58

I hope they stick the cup right up the arses - next to those soccor balls i was talking about earlier. Shouldn't be problem, for them being so full of shit.

Can't we talk about something more interesting than soccer, like pubic hair or real estate law?

59--but if their ARSES (so annoying) are already full of shit....then that WOULD be a problem, right, because soccer balls and the World Cup trophy wouldn't have room due to all the shit......right? You don't make no sense, boyh!

# 60

these are real emotions we're talking over

# 61

shame.. you have a problem with your ARSE ARSEARSEARSEARSEARSEARSEARSE aaaaarse!!!

And - just to make your brain tick...

First ALLLL shit out

THEN enough room for balls, throphies oh and rzmommies

YES Osh, We digress..let's talk about the Olsen twins on gofugyourself.com today (second story)....at least the twin on the left.

I'll go up Fabio Cannavaro's hot tight ass any day. :)

# 65

well well well... just another italien poo-pusher lover more

poor girl...looks like her legs are buckling under the weight of all that new ink...someone hand her a sandwich...

my preciousssssssssssssss....

Hey barryjc... EAD.

5centsWORTH and PapaHotNuts...I love you both. It's good to know I'm not alone here.
Zidane is my god...

Anybody who has ever had a granfather or great grandfather serve in WW2 knows what that tattoo is going to look like when she is older. It will look like a big green slotch running down her back like she got crapped on by a large seagull.....thats hot.

She's missing a bucket of suds and a hose.

# 23 -- LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Getting a tattoo in a language from a people who shun tattoos? That's so rebellious! Or slack-jawed stupid. That tattoo artist is a comedic genius.

I can't believe no one has pointed this out yet, the tattoo is a direct quote from the Song of Solomon.

http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/www/Bible/Song_of_Solomon.html

It is frequently sited as a reason why sex without procreation is alright from a christian perspective.

In celebration of Italy's World Cup 'win', i'm going around head butting every italian I can find. Sure it has left tons of grease on my hair but hey, it's a celebration!

Fucking corrupt Euro-fags.

James Roe,

Yeah, it's a bit shocking that this site isn't teeming with biblical scholars.

Okay, I give up - where is the tattoo

Cratylus,

No, its certainly not shocking that the number of biblical scholars is limited, but after 75 comments I would have thought someone would have realized it. Also the fact that it is written in hebrew is a pretty solid clue that it has some sort of significance.

Oh well, you are right in the long run though that my expectations should be lower for the superficials reader base, after all every single post gets a First, no crap i missed it series of comments, which are then followed by a OMFG I hate/love __________ , or why are you covering that attention whore, etc...

That said I can't stop hitting the refresh button on my rss reader so they must be doing somethin' right.

I should add that in this statement

"It is frequently sited as a reason why sex without procreation is alright from a christian perspective."

I was talking about sex between married couples.

james roe....I wish your parents didn't procreate. If you don't like us and our senseless drivel, then take a fucking walk, pal. Advanced Theology for Dickheads is offered on another website.

jizmommy,

I'm not sure how I came across as being a dickhead since I was trying to add to the story, and then responded to a comment made about my post. However, I am pleased to learn that abrasive commenting for Dickheads is offered here, I will have to remember when I get drunk later.

Oh well, you are right in the long run though that my expectations should be lower for the superficials reader base.....

Don't know how you could be confused for a dickhead with statements like that either. You must have meant that in a NON-elitist way.

"after all every single post gets a First, no crap i missed it series of comments, which are then followed by a OMFG I hate/love __________ , or why are you covering that attention whore, etc..."

Hence, the name The Superficial.

dude, when did the girls' department start stocking up on chick daisy dukes?

Ahhh, I missed my the Stallion by a few hours.

Now I have to watch brazilian porn to soothe the hormones that rage at the mere sight of his name.

Oh, and if my ass is cushion for the pushin', hers is a plastic cafeteria chair.

No picture :(

@69
I wasn't complimenting Zidane. He's a big French fag, but he is a good head-butter. he's also a good cock-gobbler.

86--A big Algerian-French Terrorist fag.

Dear Victoria Beckham:
Your tattoo doesn't say what you think it says. It really says, "I fucked your husband!"
Regards,
Jrzmommy

If that tat is hebrew, then why does it look like Sanskrit to me?

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zidane is my god!!!!!!!!!

fuck the italians...all of them

I love the tattoo. Now all she needs to do is gain 40 lbs.

@90 I glad to see you spelled your "GODS" name right this time you fucking idiot. The French are Fag's and that was one of the stupidest things for one of soccer's great's to do in such a close game. It was crazy but stupid. Kind of like when said "Fuck the Italians". Well FUCK YOU!!!!
When your done fucking your brother, make sure you give your cousin a call, he's been wondering where the fuck you keep sneeking off to you fucking hick. We won the World Cup and your French Fag of a God retires disgracefully........later brotherfucker!!!!

Maybe she likes Jewish men, and it's a set of directions on how to give it to her good from behind.

It's really touching when the losers come out and repeatedly qualify their loser status over and over again.

Now go clean Zidane's come off your mouth French fairy lovers.

I thought a hebrew tattoo was numbers printed on the inside of the wrist.

No, wait.
That's the tattoo you get when nazi's sent you into concentration camps, and then into gas chambers.
That's right.
My bad.
TCLTC

#92, if you that was meant to piss me off then you need to work harder.
:-)

and i'm not from france...i live in california.

FIRST!!! oh, shit. damn.

Yibbbeeeeeee 100 - ONCE

To get over the soccer debate! Lets just look at our "the trophy up my arse"-lovers' names around here...

Italian Stallion + Godess Sheva= how egomanic can we get. brrrrrr...

Fact is: the italians took the dignity out of winning - for they our foul & rotten - ...

... now that the trophy is in italy they'll stop committing suicide.

"they our foul" what?

"fuck the Italians" OKAY!! I'll start with Cannavaro and Del Piero and then continue to go alphabetically from there.

"Zidane is my god" Your god destroyed his career because he let the pressure get to him. Now look at him.....disgraced.

"now that the trophy is in italy they'll stop committing suicide." wow--you're a class act. Pessotto deserved that....why? Now that France lost maybe more of their fans--starting with you--will commence suicide.

"and I'm not from France...I live in California" America-haters, socialists, pretentious, snobby, but decent wine...is there a difference?

The tatoo looks a bit long for "Ani L'Dodi V'Dodi Li"

Is there a better picture of it anywhere?

why do people still talk about Posh Spice?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2006/5169342.stm

real classy huh?

jrzmommy, it's fairly obvious that you have all the time in world. just sitting here and coming up with rebuttals for every post that you don't like is probably the high light of your day.
yeah, go ahead hate on the french, but i strongly advice you to read some world history.

italian, the "fuck all french" comment was wack. i take it back. =]

jrzmommy, it's fairly obvious that you have all the time in world. just sitting here and coming up with rebuttals for every post that you don't like is probably the high light of your day.
yeah, go ahead hate on the french, but i strongly advice you to read some world history.

italian, the "fuck all italians" comment was wack. i take it back. =]

Very sad bunch of people to be slagging off people you don't even know. Thats what jealousy does to people. Big shit Victoria is a stick and she has tatts. Good for her!!!