Jul 26 2006Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt wax figure goes live

She's a whore I tell you!!

how stupid, honestly...

She's a whore I tell you!!

you know, i'm getting really sick and tired of this site and its constant degradation of celebrities. have you ever thought how hard it is to be one of them? they're always in the spotlight, and every little thing they do is blown up in the media. try to put yourself in their shoes for once.

hahahahaha, yea, right, i love this site.

Gah! Cover that ridiculously ugly thing up!

...the baby, not Angelina...

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

oh, and what is up with brad pitt's face. it kind of looks like david duchovney's shunken hand in zoolander.

that angelina looks a lot like mandy moore. questionable.

what is up with the nipple shot in #3? Someone wish from the last brangelina post came true...she's kinda naked...NICE!

Had me going there, will.

They look like Fembots. Brad is the version for gay men.

Brad Pitt looks pretty mad. How can you be mad standing next to Angelina Jolie?...unless since the baby her snatch is all stretched out and flappy. Oh well, all the better for fisting, I say.

Weird

they got the nipples right anyway.

Did they give the other two kids back? What the fuck? Aren't the brown kids important anymore? What a cunt!

ooh, i got it. brad pitt was unavailable for the posing, so ben folds offered to stand in.

I am amused at the attention to detail. The sculptors went so far as to give her realistic pointy nipples and put her in a semi-transparent top.

The display will be vandalized. The Angelina statue will have a knife stuck in it's back and the hair ripped out. The Brad statue will have the genital area mutilated beyond recognition and the baby statue will be stolen. The authorities find a drunken and dazed Jennifer Aniston at the top of the tallest building in town trying to breastfeed the baby statue.

Is the Angelina Jolie figure anatomically-correct from the waist down? If so, is it for sale?

jrzmommy, you are fucked up. Like seriously sick in the head.

I think they did a good job on Angelina, Brad does look irritated.

Love that they gave her nips and Brad doesn't even look like Brad.
He must have been scupleted by that blind lady from Lionel Richie's "Hello" video - cause that bust didn't look like him, either.

18--You think what I posted is sick? HA! That's TAME! Read some of the other comments on some of the other threads if you want sick.

#19 you beat me to the punch on the nipple comment. They really went for realism, at least on her.

The big lips & nips are correct, wonder if they got the latitude & longitude tatts correct??

Click on the last picture in the top row. That is just scary. Angelina looks possessed, and Brad, in wax, looks like he's melting -- that's why the head is so small.

And I think she's gorgeous, so it's the wax figures that are screwed up.

I didn't realize David Spade was banging Angelina.

At least they got one detail correct: Brad Pitt is always behind his wife, never next to and definitely never in front of.

This whole thing is just wrong.

I love that they put standing Brad behind Angelina, like her little puppy dog...is it just me or does he look small next to her, too.. like he's the woman and he's cowering in her shadow.. that's great.
And Madame Tussaud's getting a little R rated no? See through shirt and areolas... wow..

the interesting thing is, plans were scrapped to do the new tom cruise family, because, as you may already know...no one likes waxed fruit...a real shame, really, because katie holmes and the 'baby' already have that blank, soulless look...

Why is the baby in a doggy bed? And why is Jerry Bruckheimer in this exhibit?

They look like they just got back from a robbery..........

Were they trying to make an already scary family even more frightening? Because they succeeded. I'm going to have nightmares about this.

http://glossedover.com

"katie, d'ya wanna be a wax dummy?"

katie- "sure."

i'm in the soup, baby.

I'd like to wear some of those wax lips and blow Brad Pitt's wax dick! Who wants to watch? C'mon you know you do LOL!!

Stallion, baby, I think they robbed your sense of humor! Lighten up, baby.

I like how someone is holding the wax baby up to be in the picture (#3). Just like in real life, wax celebrities don't want anything mucking up a perfectly good manicure.

Yikes! Very creepy (shudder).

#28 -- waxed fruit! Priceless.

Imposter trolls are everywhere. Triflin' cunts, I tell ya.

looks like anyone but angelina. except for the lips and nipples, maybe.

If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, is it still hilarious?

Wow... that... baby... looks... so... real.

When do we get a wax lovely image of Tom and Kaite's baby?

Oh, I forgot...
THE
BANANA
IS
BACK
.

I can wax poetic... get it?

BTW, fucking trolls under my nails.. I tells ya.. me thinks me a pirate. Argh, matey!

celebrity wax babies are fucking hot

Wow, nice nips.

that bitch has three titties... one for milk, one for water, and one that's out of order.

I would love to see these three sitting in a car in the parking lot with the windows up.

Lets see how many losers who are still posting on this site EVERY DAY still since Ive been gone...

Italian Stallion... get a life already!

pinky_nip... go outside... it's summer!

Jacq ... there is life outside the computer!

Is it... can it be... is jane's eyre gone? Probably left when I did because she had no one to stalk anymore.

YEAH! lambananas didn't mention me! Do you like my posts bananas! I know everyone else enjoys my funny sense of humor... I should hit the comedy club circuits! I could be the next Paula Poundstone!!!

jrzmommy... actually, I don't remember you from when this site was cool and not all about Lindsey Hohan, Paris Hilton and Angelina Jolie. So, you're a newbie.

On a completely unrelated topic: So if you are a guy and always fuck women in the ass does that mean you are gay?

And sometimes, we put a ? at the end of a question.

Fugurself.. no, baby, no.. it means your my husband.

In better news, I finally got rid of jane's eyre/ feed me chocolate! Slumming weirdo, stalked me so much, when I left temporarily, she must have thrown out the Computer!

Hey bananas, stick around, I'll grow on you faster than Paris' mega-super-scary herpes?

You'll "grow on me"... what the world does that mean you retard.

Did you hear Lance Bass is gay? I guess I should actually post some entertainment news other than Angelina.

#54: No, sweet baby, she's here, just got picked on in another thread today. YELLING COME OUT JANE!!! YOUR ONE OF MY BESTEST BUDDIES ON HERE!!!!

I feel like I'm watching a Special Olympics Quizbowl.

jrzmommy... then you're more sad than she is! You do know where she lives right?... it's worse than Compton! If she's your friend, I wouldn't be advertising that if I were you.

Wow, um, just...wow.

You people are very disgusting. The only thing that is good about this whole thing is that you can see Angelina's wax nipple.

No one wants to think of people f-ing in the a**. Goddammit! It's not right, not right I say.

48-56--That was a very interesting, albeit schizophrenic, display of your talent. How many computers do you got in that basement of yours? Good luck.

Yeah... jrzmommy. unlike you, I don't spend day and night on this website waiting for MY next post.

jrzmommy... andother member of C.O.O.B.!!!

The preacher said anyone who takes it in the ass is welcome to our church.
He believes in Loving the sinner, hating the sin.
But he says you hafta leave the gerbil behind though.
The congregation doesn't cotton to gerbilers.

I think Jane's Error was sniffing her armpits earlier and no one has seen her since.

i like how they gave her the dragon tattoo she had removed.

They had to do this, Jenn wasn't suicidal enough, so they are hoping this will push her over the edge. She's woman enough to own up to it, unlike a certain ImSuicidal we know.

33, 34, 44, 49, 53, 55 and 58 are all NOT from me but from the mental giant who likes to log-in as me. Gee, I wonder who it could be?

and why the shell necklace? is it 1998? do they approve of this shit?

The preacher says "love the sinner hate the sin."

I knew he was gay the minute I saw the gerbil's tail hanging out his backside.

this is so deeply disturbing on SO many levels. Was Damien Hirst in on this? Or perhaps the curator of BodyWorld?

Some things are just wrong....like peanut butter and mayo sandwiches... this is just so so wrong. I'm not a Maniston fan, but she has GOT to be thinking "what's next?" a big huge statue of these three, 52 stories high, in downtown L.A.????

#69: Guess what? Nobody gives a fuck.

Fake Jrzmommy, real jrzmommy: both fucking retards.

with waaaaaayyyyy too much time on both of their hands.

@48 First of all, I don't post here every fucking day. When have you ever seen me post on the weekends or at night you fucking cock gobbler. Why am I explaining myself to a fucking fag ingrate who needs attention. I would love to meet your dumbass so I could stick you with an aids ridden needle. Oh, thats right, I'm sure a different guy in your ass every night should count so I guess I don't have to do that. I really hope one day you get hit by a fucking train. Fuck You, you fucking Faggot. It's not our fault you were ass fucked by your dad growing up. Take it out on his cock nexttime.......................

Okay. So CruisingforCock (it's going to be cruisingforabruising when I'm done with her) is picking on me on the other Angelina story of today. And that fucking slut pinkynipples actually said "hallelujah". Whose got my back? Stallion, baby?

This is really so fucking retarded.

77 Good luck getting Stallion (baby) to join.

@ jrzmommy -- agreed! I guess it's back to Namibia with them. I know my mom got some black babies for herself until I was born. What else are you supposed to practice on?! Sheesh.

I have a friend in the army who thought that openly acknowledging
that he is gay was an excellent way to get out of the military. This guy had reached his breaking point.
He couldn't take it anymore and he went and told the captain he was gay so that he would be discharged.

After about 45 minutes of screaming, the young man ran out of the office crying.
The captain ordered everyone to stand in two rows and drop their pants.
He then told my sobbing friend that if he went up and down the rows and
sucked each man's dick--including his own--he'd have the guy on a plane
back to the States that afternoon. Needless to say, he didn't do it.

What a way to tell your adopted kids they are NOT as special to you as your biological one. Idiots.

Meanwhile, Maddox is cleaning the house while Zahara is locked in the adopted children cage.

Hmm she looks like any other baby, nothing special time to move on...

In other news, video of Pink getting her nipple pierced (nsfw)!

http://www.exposay.com/pink-gets-her-nipple-pierced/v/2943/

hey Cruisin...long time no see, whassup girl?

Anyway, they try so hard to make this wax thing look realistic and then fuck it up by putting curtains on the OUTSIDE of the house. Unless that's how they do it in Africa. In which case it's still unrealistic because the house should be a hut.

@77 - I don't see Stallion galloping into your corral anytime soon. Sorry.

79--You are such a fucking doofus--that isn't me posting on spot 77. What the fuck is this, the fucking schoolyard? "Good luck getting Stallion". Seriously, are you all 12? Don't you see one douchebag is fucking with everyone today?

Hey Italian Stallion. I'm glad you stuck up for yourself. Although, I'm to too jazzed about the many homosexual putdowns to bananna what's his name, but good on ya! You're not on here posting all the time, and so what if you were, everyone needs a hobby right?

Zanna and Cruising = Giant cuntdragons.

85--77 is not me--I don't know if you've been here this afternoon, but we have an asshole who has signed themselves in as me and is starting shit like a bitch.

I mean I'm the asshole. Fuck, I'm so confused?

@88...you say that like it's a BAD thing. :)

Thank you! Tee-hee.

Zanna--see what I mean-- in post #88--how could I have posted two posts at the exact same minute? What we have here is your basic cuntrag causing trouble.

I know it's so hard for me to type and hit enter within 60 seconds.

Italian Stallion... wow, some hostility that Ive called your game? That outburst just proves to me how pathetic you are! thank you!

Zanna,
Please let Tranny out to play. I miss that crazy fucker.

@86 Who says Doofus?

Like I said, I can't tell the difference between the fake and the real jrzmommy. Although, the one that makes fun of itself is at least a little amusing.

A young cowboy named Billy Joe grew restless on the farm
A boy filled with wonderlust who really meant no harm
He changed his clothes and shined his boots
And combed his dark hair down
And his mother cried as he walked out

Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town

He laughed and kissed his mom
And said your Billy Joe's a man
I can shoot as quick and straight as anybody can
But I wouldn't shoot without a cause
I'd gun nobody down
But she cried again as he rode away

Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town

He sang a song as on he rode
His guns hung at his hips
He rode into a cattle town
A smile upon his lips
He stopped and walked into a bar
And laid his money down
But his mother's words echoed again

Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town

He drank his first strong liquor then to calm his shaking hand
And tried to tell himself he had become a man
A dusty cowpoke at his side began to laugh him down
And he heard again his mothers words

Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town

Filled with rage then
Billy Joe reached for his gun to draw
But the stranger drew his gun and fired
Before he even saw
As Billy Joe fell to the floor
The crowd all gathered 'round
And wondered at his final words

Don't take your guns to town son
Leave your guns at home Bill
Don't take your guns to town

@87 My bad, I'm not Homophobic and didn't mean to upset the gay community I just hate that motherfucker..............later

@88 Watch it, don't fuck with Zanna or Cruising, don't make me hate you again...........

If you ever wanted to know how you would look in the coffin, this is it.

Cruisin': Get that school girl outfit, we'll jog on over the Zanna's and I'll bring the ruler.

@92 - Huh. Someone's got some serious problems - and is affected by the phases of the moon.

Isn't that Kitty Carry-All??

@99 Leave cruising out of this equation and I'll be right over with a sattle for two......................

You are all retards, not much has changed since I left temporarily... everyone is still picking fights with people they don't know and have NOTHING BETTER TO DO IN THE REAL WORLD!!

@95 - Cruisin' - he's around, just really busy and has some friends around this week. He's been posting on the blog, so you can see him there or you COULD just e-mail him silly girl! ; )

@100, Zanna do U live in Boston?

97--IT'S NOT ME; IT'S THE TROLL!
Well, have fun with this shit gang. I'm off to pick up my new BMW tonight and then I'm off to Italy for a long weekend. As they say in the old country, ciao, tutsones!

@102 Saddle*

@99 and 102 - you better be serious. I mean it.

@102: Trot on over my favorite stud... Me love you long time!

Who is the troll?

@105...um...maybe.

99 On my way.

102 *throwing up* Kisses though

104 I do have some photos to send him....

106 I'm picking up my Ferrari and my helicopter later.

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

is that the first of the 4 hourse-man?

Ever since watching house of wax i find wax figures really disturbing.

Angelina freaking freaks me out in that third pic!

wtf is up with people on this site? I love how the "cool" people go back and count all the comments the apparent "losers" have made. If you don't like people that comment all the time, then why comment about them? Do you even realize how fucking retarded you sound? Leave the regulars alone they're cool shit. This site is just full of women/gay hating yankees

Angelina's eyes ARE NOT BLUE in real life.

#116, how insightful....what other insights do U want to share?

I hope no one sets that wax baby on fire. I'm just saying.

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot,
With a pink hotel, a boutique,
And a swinging hot spot.
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
They took all the trees and put them in a tree museum.
And they charged all the people
A dollar and a half just to see 'em.
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Hey, farmer, farmer, put away that D.D.T., now!
Give me spots on my apples
But leave me the birds and the bees, please!
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

Late last night I heard the screen door slam.
And a big yellow taxi took away my old man.
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone?
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

That baby looks delicious.

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh.. anotehr no-life-on-this-site-all-day-loser.

Looks like someone locked Brad in one of those spray-on tanning booths and locked the door...

Nothing freaks me out more than wax figures. Perhaps Angelina and Brad. Put those two together and you're giving me an eye twich for life.

Here's another lost classic:

I'm lookin' for a bitch to spend the night
Do the crazy thing while I fuck all night
I make her do things like nothing before
And when I'm done, she'll always be sore
>From the things I do when I'm fuckin'
And when I'm tired, the bitches are suckin'
A double team with a friend of mine
Luke's in front and I'm behind
Just ridin' you like a pony
While you suck my dick, makin' me horny
Then all of a sudden we'll switch positions
Prop your ass up and freak the pushin'
And when I cum, you'll hear me roar
I'll treat any bitch like a whore
'Cause it's the way I like to fuck
It's face down and ass up!

Chorus

Verse 2: Brother Marquis
Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to fuck
I like the butt, it's my favorite position
I'm tired of the front, so that's why I'm bitchin'
Flip-flop it, baby, bend your ass over
In a full house spread, let me hold ya
Marquis, a raw dick motherfucker
Virgin mouthpieces, the best dick-suckers
Dick-tricks, go round and round
Grip it with your pussy, go up and down
I got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin' out
I bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' out
So when you're naked, down on all fours
You better make sure that you get yours
'Cause a nigga like me will love ya and leave ya
I got mine, hoe! SEE YA!

Chorus

Verse 3: Luke
OK fellas, I got one right here, aaight? Check this out:
Lemme hear you say,
"Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"
(they all repeat)
Say "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"
(they all repeat)
OK ladies, I got one for y'all!
Say "Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"
(the ladies repeat)
All the ladies lemme hear you say
"Dick ain't nuttin' but meat on the bone
Suck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"
(the ladies repeat)

Chorus

lambananas - I'm sorry you must have superficial.com mixed up with a site that's designed around your wants and needs 24/7. Please proceed to LBLTC.com

125 - You know what would be cool?
If that stood for Live Buttered Labia Theater Central. Now there's some theater I could really immerse myself in. Like, two fingers. And maybe a thumb if she screams.

I have read this entire thread and I am now thoroughly confused. There must be like 5 trolls engaged in this feeding frenzy. I have no clue if any of you are you. I don't even know if I am me anymore.

I feel like I should have taken the blue pill instead of the red pill.

I really miss you guys. Especially, Cutey- cute Bunny.

I am almost to scared to hit the "Post Your Comment" button.

Back into my sanctuary.

Very sad :(
Hopeless

Reminds me of Diamond Dogs-era Bowie.

this lamebananas person makes me never want a banana ever again. can you beleieve it me a monkey never wants to see or eat banananas again for real though

hopeless......

me, too.

How cool would it be if someone stole that wax baby at Christmas time and put it in a nativity scene!

First of all, they have put the bloodsucker and her bitch way too close together. I mean really, we've never seen them within 3 feet of each other, and they need to put the real baby daddy standing behind her. Her brother has probably committed suicide after having to give up his ugly baby to crater face.

I could not help but notice the nipples showing through her blouse. Would it be wrong to sneak in during the middle of the night and put nipple clamps on them?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-toys-nipple-toys.htm

They couldn't afford bronze? That baby is going to be plain fucked up when they found out it's likeness was made in wax...hey, wait....*picks in ear* That does look just like Shiloh!!!!

Don't worry, you are still you, a rambling gay fucktard with no sense of humor. It's OK.

Zanna and Cruising = Cuntosaurus Rex.

#110. That would be you.

Wait, just read that post WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS!!!!!!!!!! and i am likely to late...here goes!

Pinky N I want IN!

95 Hon, I am back to my blue collar job for a while, can't log in very often..but, the muscles these office monkeys dream about are comin' back quick

102 I'm in! I'll take cruisin along with the rest...and Stop starin' at my cock, man!

105 Back off, freak

112 Send'm, ya'll got my mail!

Where are their other children? Have they been demoted? Aren't they Pitts too? Isn't this while family the PITS?

Someone needs to put a wick on each of their heads and melt those pretentious fucks... I'd still hit the wax Angelina though, no need for lubricant, just a match to soften the required areas... How many times have I have wanted to melt some chick after I was done? A dream come true I tell you. Afterwards, I'm going to desecrate the Princess Di statue as well, but instead of melting it, I think I'll throw it on a land mine instead.

can you say "Jesus, Mary & Joseph"?????

and jrzmommy (#13)--you crack me up!!! Where ARE those brown ones.

And anyone else a little annoyed they left the "Billy Bob/dragon" tat on???? That's like, so two years ago.

That is the creepiest fucking thing ever. EVER.

It's hilarious that they completely neglect the other two non-Aryan children. Who gives a shit about adopted foreign babies anyways? I'm pretty sure Angelina & Brad would be more than happy to ship them back to whereever they came from (mongolia?) because now they have a full-blooded American baby of their own.

This is just stupid! Who the hell cares, little bald babies are born every day!!!!1

i wanna go to the wax museum :]

what if brad and angelina break up
is that his first wax figure?

the clothes are real and not wax though right? or am i an idiot

THEY GAVE ANGELINA A NIPPLEEEEE

this is the dumbest shit ive ever heard...wax figures?!?!

gimme a fuckin break, get over yourself

it's ridiculous that when she has an actual kid, there's a wax doll if it, but the adopted ones aren't real people huh?