Jul 26 2006Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt gets turned into wax

Thats just creepy!

Wax people are creepy. Babies are creepy. Therefore wax babies are very creepy.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

I wonder how much they'll charge for photos of the wax baby? Too creepy for words.

I hate babies because they turn into people... and people are assholes.

Its creep that we both wrote creepy at the same time...Its not really, I'm just bored, and think that more paedophiles r gna be going to madame tussauds now....

They need to make one of Angelina...naked.

If this is true, I feel so sorry for those two adopted kids they have--I can't even remember their names their so insignificant over there in the shadow of Shiloh.

WTF? Why? I'm sorry, I missed the reason why we need a Shiloh wax figure. What about Maddox and Zahara?!

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

meant they're, not their.

I meant that I feel sorry for my kids, I don't even know their names because I'm doing busy posting 24/7 on this site.

How do they display a wax baby?
Aren't the rest of the statues standing around? Will it lay on the floor?
Can I eat the wax baby?
I hope my husband put that Sunny D in the fridge because I really want to make a screwdriver when I get home. But it's probably still sitting there on the kitchen table. And then I'll have to put a pile of ice cubes in there, and I don't remember if I put the ice cube tray in the freezer or not. And it takes forever to make ice.

#6 - I agree with you. They need to make one of Angelina...naked...because she has nice tits and a fine ass.

@6 I concur.

My sources in Britain tell me they also did quite a few 'slim' Nicole Richie's lately - and sold them as candles

I'm just suprised Angelina hasn't gone crazy eaten the baby yet.

And then she would be like, "What baby!? See how much I love the world!?"

And she'd smile with blood on her teeth and we'd all back away slowly.

@8 Did Madame Tussauds forget about Kori, Kaleb and Sean Preston Federline??

I hard that they were paying 3 or 4 mil for a pic of this baby as soon as it was born. Thats ridiculous. Everyone knows that all babies look practically the same the first few weeks. Ugly little fuckers! Like gigantic moles and shit!

What's next, a wax sandwich? MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What pretentious assholes. So nice of them to make a figure of their baby so that we cretins can bow down and worship The Supreme Being.
And I agree, where's the hype about the "other" kids? If this is a representation of how things are at home for them, they've probably got Maddox and Zahara out in the servant's quarters.

Trolls. Can't live with them, can't set them on fire while they sleep.

** I heard ** I had to correct that. Never know on this site. People might get the wrong idea.

Tom Cruise wants a recount, lawsuit in 3..2..1...

http://www.exposay.com

Tom Cruise will steal it one night and try to pass it off as Suri. Maybe pull a Michael Jackson and hang it over the balcony so people can take pics of it.

The only good baby is a dead baby.

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Oh, I see. Only the biological white baby gets a wax figure. Gee, maybe they'll sell little chocolate Zaharas in the museum gift shop. And maybe little Maddox can be put on display at the 7-11 around the corner. Gotta make the adopted ones feel like crap.

@26
I think you mean the nail salon for Maddox.

hey troll, don't you have anything remotely intelligent or funny to add under you OWN name? If not, then take a fucking hike. Using someone else's identity is so old and so fucking retarded.

Panties in a bunch? Allow the new munchmatic to undo them! Crack is wack and I'm an acrobat!

28, it's the cyber equivalent of the game bratty little siblings play where they prance around pretending to be you by speaking in a high squeaky voice and then ask you why you're hitting yourself. You know, the stuff even my pretween is too mature to do?

Doing it online adds another element: that of the chickenshit who won't even go into a battle of wits using their own name. Most likely because they're unarmed.

I'd like to wax Angelina's ass..........

Just wait for the family action figure set. They will have cultural wardrobes and accessories. They'll even come with mini ATV's and Range Rovers (sold separately, batteries not included.) You'll even be able to get the Malibu beach house and airplane.

melt that shit.

30--true dat.

I can no longer distinguish the fake from the real jrzmommy.

35--Here's some hints--if it's senseless jibberish, completely unintelligible, completely lacking wit or is a comment from jrzmommy dissing jrzmommy, it isn't jrzmommy, it's a troll.

If MT can display replicas of any public figure without their approval, do they not have to pay royalties to those people for making money off their likeness?? That's no good . . .

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Sarcasm - Look it up

38--Oh, you're usually so fucking dimwitted I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic or just making another one of your inane comments.

39

Is that your standard response?

Step away from the computer, get some fresh air and maybe you can come up with some new material. Or at the very least, we'll have a few minutes without a post from you.

Can I get an AMEN?

Hallelujah!

41 Let us "pray". I still have my catholic school girl uniform.

41--why are you such a colossal cunt to me all the time? What is your fucking problem?

#43: Jesus, YOU'RE the fucking troll! Do you honestly have that much time on your fucking hands to read EVERY god damn comment? And take offense should anyone think you post too fucking much and aren't even the slightest bit humorous?

#19, right on. Pretentious is to f***ing good for them. I wanna go worship your wax baby? Get the f*** outta here!!

"Come and marvel at a reasonable facsimile of what us magnificent and benificent people have created. Bow and scrape ye losers". I hope it grows up to look like Billy Bob Thornton.

Is it a boy or a girl? What the hell is a Shiloh? If it's a boy, it's Shiloh and if it's a girl it's a Shilah?

Some hebrew snake oil salesman told them that Shiloh means like some really great thing but a few years from now they will find out it means "child of slut".

No kidding. Do you know how long it took the Lone Ranger to find out that Kemosabbe actually means "horse's ass"?

I'm starting to question the creation of this webpage. It's designed for people to make comments and respond to everyone else yet all people do is rag on other people for commenting. Aren't there other hate websites for you to go on? If people commenting pisses you off then you shouldn't use a computer

#46 I don't mind being berated, belittled, shit on, raked over the coals, thrown to the curb, tongue lashed, flogged, chastised, beat down like a dog and my nose shoved in shit, it makes me feel loved!

I was talking about jrzmommy, not everything is about you

?? When were you made fun of? I was talking about jrzmommy, not everything is about you just becuase you're suicidal...

It`s a virtual pissing match! You know what`s funny? That kid got Angelina`s lips, probably won`t be able to talk without a lisp until they`re 20, HA!

People rag on other people for commenting because there is a certain faction of people who are too chickenshit to pick fights in real life or even do anything contructive, so they go on forums and sites and pick on people who are legitimately trying to have a good time razzing on the overpaid whiny celebrities.

Then they actually can convince themselves that they're not total losers, because they "won" an argument by acting like a spoiled teenager. It's like bullies in grade school, only they have an illusion of anonymity because of signons.

Fricking sad, really. Particularly when they sign up under someone else's signon and play like they're saying bad things about themselves. Who the fuck would do that?

Personally, I think we should just focus on making fun of stupid rich people and cut the bullshit infighting, because it's incredibly boring. I'd even rather read Holistic's 'subtle' spam posts than those.

And stop feeding the trolls.

Amen.

stef, i want to rape your ballonknot you skanky little vixen.

Isn´t it strange -
They forgot to make Shilohs ears look as flying big - as they really are...

I cannot believe the whole Brad and Angelina "thing". Who cares about these two immoral people. A married man has an affair with a bimbo at work... (It happens everyday), bimbo gets preggers, thus breaking up perfect marriage, has illigitimate baby with bimbo...yaddy yaddy yaddy. Who cares? And to pay $$ to see illigitimate child. People are toooo bored nowadays. Wait til she works with another good looking married man... bye bye braddy!!