Jul 24 2006Petra Nemcova and James Blunt are still together
Petra Nemcova and James Blunt were spotted in Prague, suggesting Petra might actually be taking this thing seriously. Which is impossible, because James Blunt looks like this. And if something like that can get with Petra Nemcova what's the point of being outrageously sexy anymore? I might as well just run around in a ferret costume and eat garbage, because apparently we're living in Crazy World where supermodels are attracted to giant rodent people.
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1. Jaydel - July 24, 2006 1:30 PM
First bitch!
2. scrooge - July 24, 2006 1:30 PM
Anyone will go out with you if you hold their family hostage.
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3. francesfarmer - July 24, 2006 1:31 PM
who are these people? And why haven't there been stories on the TMZ/Paris Hilton interview and the Eddie Murphy/Scary Spice engagement? It's monday morning and I'm bitter
4. lowtalker - July 24, 2006 1:34 PM
Girlfriend needs to change her skirt every now and then....
5. RichPort - July 24, 2006 1:34 PM
In other news, Petra Nemcova's brain damage seems to be permanent...
6. SoftBlueGlow - July 24, 2006 1:34 PM
Why do the homeless always seem to date models?
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
7. Icognito79 - July 24, 2006 1:36 PM
Does she only own the one skirt?
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8. BarbadoSlim - July 24, 2006 1:39 PM
Petra's got them skinny chicken legs.
yuck
9. SpecialAgentWind - July 24, 2006 1:41 PM
Gosh - why does everything have to be redone. This is just like Rick Ocasek & Paulina Porizkova all over again. I want something original
10. PapaHotNuts - July 24, 2006 1:44 PM
This is the equivalent of George Clooney dating Terri Schiavo. After she died.
11. El drama del Internet - July 24, 2006 1:44 PM
Whenever I see a couple like this (bum + super model) I jump to the "huge cock conclusion". But in this case...meeeh.
12. theparanoir - July 24, 2006 1:45 PM
james blunt and matthew mcconaughey would make a better couple.
13. Jacq - July 24, 2006 1:47 PM
When I think of James Blunt, I see the image of the Mischa "ghost" Barton pic.
She must have some sort of macular degenerative eye thing where she can barely see him, even when it's a bright day at the beach.
He sorta reminds me of Mr. Burns as the "I bring you peace. I bring you love." alien.
14. popegoestheweasel - July 24, 2006 1:49 PM
I'd do them both. I think he'd like that LOL
15. pinky_nip - July 24, 2006 1:51 PM
Even if this guy could sing me to multiple orgasms, I'd still be embarrased to be seen in public with him.
16. SoftBlueGlow - July 24, 2006 1:54 PM
I think the guy in the yellow and green shirt who is only sort of in the picture is grabbing her ass.
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17. nc72 - July 24, 2006 2:03 PM
Damn she looks fine. If her heels were any flatter they'd be negative. Wtf was blunt thinking hooking up with Parius? Money talks sometimes I guess...
http://www.exposay.com/paris-hiltons-secret-dinner-rendezvouz/v/2433/
18. biatcho - July 24, 2006 2:03 PM
What the fuck are those nasty ass pointy flats she's wearing? She needs to date someone who's like 6'5" so she can go back to heels. But she could do some serious dick damage with those pointers, which James Blunt probably enjoys using on his anus.
19. twzzlrgirl - July 24, 2006 2:06 PM
I think she's blind.
20. PapaHotNuts - July 24, 2006 2:08 PM
Hey Petra, knock knock.
Who's there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-nami bitch, grab that fuckin' tree!
21. biatcho - July 24, 2006 2:11 PM
Papa that's so evil I can taste the delicious.
22. BarbadoSlim - July 24, 2006 2:16 PM
I think the words Blunt and taking a shower have only come together just now, in this sentence I just wrote.
23. Italian Stallion - July 24, 2006 2:20 PM
@20 **laughing my ass off, then feeling bad, then laughing my ass off again**
24. BarbadoSlim - July 24, 2006 2:27 PM
Evil indeed, this is one lucky superbitch, she might as easily still be swimming somewhere near the Bering Strait..
25. jrzmommy - July 24, 2006 2:28 PM
20--fucking hilarious.
Seriously, who is James Blunt?
So the Superfish guy says he should dress up like a big ferret and eat garbage to get chicks--doesn't Paris Hilton like garbage-eating ferrets?
26. UNWASHEDMASSES - July 24, 2006 2:34 PM
The only explanation has to be that she made a pact with the devil to survive the tsunami that took her love away. While clutching that palm tree for eight hours with a broken pelvis, she swore that if Satan would deliver her from her present horror she would find the most pale, effeminate, poorly toothed, scrawny Englishman this side of Pete Doherty and be his fuck bunny. The thing that gets me is from all the pics I've seen Blunt is so nonchalant about it, as though no one should be amazed he's with Petra. He is James Blunt, don't you know. This generation's Rick Astley.
27. AprylA - July 24, 2006 2:35 PM
#4 & #19
She's also wearing a very similar shirt...maybe she is blind. Keeping her clothes and her man simple.
28. HolisticWisdomcom - July 24, 2006 2:42 PM
James Blunt got her because he is up on how to woo a woman. I can assure you because of the lack of men who know how, it is no mystery why he has such a beautiful woman.
For wooing tips-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/seduction-tips.htm
29. BarbadoSlim - July 24, 2006 2:43 PM
@26...BLASPHEMY!!..you sir have gone TOO FAR, how dare you.
To compare Rick Astley to this, this walkin tampon is unthinkable.
shame on you, and good day.
30. YoMamma - July 24, 2006 2:44 PM
That guy is the worst. I stick knives in my ears when he comes on the radio.
The chick is blind AND deaf.
Tsunamis are a bitch.
31. YoMamma - July 24, 2006 2:47 PM
who is rick astley? seriously.
32. Italian Stallion - July 24, 2006 2:49 PM
He must hate having to do the laundry all the time, because you know she won't go near a Laundry Machine. To many bad memories...........
33. BarbadoSlim - July 24, 2006 2:50 PM
@31..pop musician, had one hit during late 80's. Poster boy for the phrase, "shit, I thought he was black"
Also was a snappy dresser(for the time, he also looked as if he showered, unlike Mr. Blunt)
34. YoMamma - July 24, 2006 2:51 PM
is he the never gonna give you up guy?? I love that song!!
35. BarbadoSlim - July 24, 2006 2:54 PM
@34..joo got it :)
36. kickservebt - July 24, 2006 3:26 PM
With the growth on that guy's face...you just KNOW she's not getting it like she should be. What a waste. Someone that fine deserves to have her spleen licked twice a day!
37. GnugglesBarkley - July 24, 2006 3:27 PM
James Blunt is hot; but physically these two are mismatched. His head is smaller than hers which is mildly awkward. However I know most normal girls will agree with me when I say he is refreshing in contrast to fruit baskets such as Orlando Bloom and Ashley Parker Angel, whose names alone sound like a couple pressing for same-sex marriage. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'd just prefer to do James Blunt. Especially now that he's slept with Petra and we can pretty much assume he's harboring WMDs below the belt
38. Justin Igger - July 24, 2006 3:37 PM
Wit a last name like Blunt, dis motherfucker is straight in my book, for real though.
39. Sheva - July 24, 2006 4:07 PM
It's Monday and now this.
She looks terrific. He looks like a geek.
And her legs and everything especially her skin is awesome.
I tend to like women with smaller thighs than mine. And since I don't play soccer anymore, thunder thighs are out of the question.
Okay, who's next now to find anything wrong with this fine beautiful Petra. What I like about really great looking women is they look great in just about anything. Put them in a dress or jeans and a t-shirt, it don't matter.
As for the dorkster? I'm not going there. Why mess up a perfectly sunny day.
40. bogdana - July 24, 2006 4:56 PM
I have no idea who James Blunt is.
41. Spo - July 24, 2006 9:32 PM
This almost makes Kate Moss & Pete Doherty look normal. Oh wait, no, no it doesn't. But it comes close. I just can't picture James Blunt squirting blood on strangers.
42. TaiTai - July 24, 2006 10:36 PM
He just keeps telling her, "You're beautiful," over and over. Everybody knows that's all it takes to please a woman. "You're beautiful, you're beautiful." I mean, if I hear that one more time I think I will vomit.
43. Ayu Moo - July 25, 2006 12:59 AM
did anyone realize that she is wearing the same damn skirt in this picture and the one that is linked in the paragraph?
what kinda model is this.......
~_~
44. joker13 - July 25, 2006 7:43 AM
Aw,she's dating a short guy and wears flat shoes as well.Too many short guys in the world!
I love James Blunt!
45. Swordman - July 25, 2006 9:18 AM
He obviously has her under the influence of some hypnotic voodoo spell
46. doomhammer - July 25, 2006 1:53 PM
You are forgetting that in Hollywierd its all about the THREE C's.
CASH
COKE
COCK
Bet your ass he must have alot of one them!
47. bunnyhugger - July 25, 2006 7:22 PM
@26 unwashed
DAMN! fuckbunny! holy shit, how do i change my typekey screen name!
YOMANK!!
48. mm2284 - July 26, 2006 4:32 PM
she must be dating him out of pity
49. smcd6 - August 4, 2006 8:41 AM
Awww, they look so cute together, they're both so hott! I'd do them both ;)
50. popegoestheweasel - October 17, 2006 6:26 AM
Just read where she dumped his skinny cheating ass. Bout time. LOL