Am I first?

Holy Shit! har!

http://www.wehateeverybody.com/

i bet the turd was hers

Frankly, I'd rather bathe with the turd than Paris Hilton. It's cleaner...

That is so gross....well she is gross too!!

Mommy, why did Paris say I have Her peas? She says she gave them to me in the tub.

Hummm.. what do you mean ? Paris wasn't floating ...

Just think of what diseases that kid picked up by being in the same bath water as Paris. If I had been the kid, I would have smeared the turd on myself for protection. Much like I do every time I take a bath.

Wow, Paris Hilton BATHING a CHILD??!! What has this world come to???

Big fucking deal, Superfish. If Paris Hilton takes a shit, like she did in the tub, everyone knows about it. And we wonder why she's famous for no absolute reason? It's becasue if she breathes abnormally or cuts a fart, it's on the 6 o'clock news!

Let me know when she dies from choking on too much cum. Now THAT would be a FABULOUS story!

That poor child being subjected to parisite's infected pussy! The parents should sue. Why would you say "you look hot" to a small child unless you were seriously fucked up. This woman is insane. And braindead to boot.

She should not be allowed within 231 miles of children.

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

That kid's lucky, I see plenty of homeless in Baltimore City that would love a bath and a hot meal................

I'm surprised Paris looks surprised.

With the fact that she should be used to feces with all the chili dogs she's received.

@6 That's funny!

I hate to get all serious here, but isn't that right up there with child molesting? I mean, the kid is a boy, and she's in some slinky bathing suit, behind him, and I believe she says "you're hot" at one point -- TO THE KID.

You know, if this were a guy in a speedo in a tub with a little girl, the guy would be put on trial after having his package cut off by an angry public...this is just gross.

They're dating. This is her new boyfriend. Paris has run out of men.

I am just surprised she didn't adopt the turd as her new fashion accessory - err I mean pet.

who the fuck climbs into the tub when you bathe an infant??? what a dumbass whorehead!!
AND you don't pile up a mountain of foam on a baby's head!!! jeezus....someody bitchslap her...plz plz plz!!!

The only time I wanna see this chick anywhere near a bath is after a bukakke taping.

Does anyone find it slightly odd that not only is Paris Hilton in a tub... with a child... with poo... but it is all on video tape??

gross.

forget that...somebody bitchslap her mother!

she was raised to be a dumb slut by her underwhelming over-indulged parents.

First!!! No really, first as in 5 days ago...

http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton-receives-a-poo-poo-platter/v/2765/

Seriously who would let their kid into the bath with all the virus and bacteria in that bath water.

I've said it before - I'll say it again...Who the fuck cares about this talentless whore?

That sucks--she takes a dump in the water and pretends it's the kid's. And it's nice to see that she got to keep the swimsuit from the Carl's Jr. commercial. But wardrobe probably didn't want it back after it had rubbed all over her cootch.

Oh good god, that was super creepy! Couldn't get the sound to work, so I don't know if that mad it more or less disturbing. I feel like I need to go and take a bath now. Eeew, yuck! so icky!

#23, good point.

I just wish Zidane will headbutt this bitch into oblivion

THAT'S HOT.

Considering she's probably never had to wipe her own ass, I can see why the floating shit would scare her. She probably never SEEN shit before for that matter.....Poor rich slut. I feel for her....

Can't this woman shit without people observing it!!!!

i wonder if she gave the kid herpes by being in the tub with him?

And can't you claim it is child abuse to have Paris hilton doing that?

#15 I agree!

The cut the tape off to quickly.

A few seconds later- Nicole Richie comes in, picks up the turd, takes a huge bite and says, " Jesus Chirst who replaced the Baby Ruth with real shit? I'm gonna kill that bitch."

It's been confirmed through a reliable source that Stavros Niarchos is dating that turd.

I want to see the video where Paris thinks the cat turds in the litter box are Almond Roca.

Why was there a laugh track at the end?

@ 36 - It looks like a outtake show for the Simple Life or whatever the hell she's on.

My question is why is she in the suit from the Hardee's commercial? I think we have a new Debbie LaFave on our hands, here folks.

hay thats the sute she was wearing in the hardy's commercial.

I feel sorry for that turd, becasue it has the super herpes.

What they edited out was Paris admonishing the child to wait until she was under him with her mouth open wide before he turdies. And it would be tragicomic if the kid did develop some form of lesions from sitting in warm water with her herpetic pooch. I wouldn't share a hot tub with Paris, let alone a warm bath. Her Bev Hills bacteria must be partying all over that bathwater, not to mention the residual mangravy she probably still has dripping out of her cocksocket. Trust me, the worst thing in that bath wasn't the kid's shit.

Apparently she's not Lindsay Lohan. She only has one bathing suit. Notice this is the same suit she wears in the Carl's Jr. ad.

http://www.lswon.com/wp-content/images/paris_carls.jpg

That is so funny. Anyone who has a child knows that you at sometime are going to have something with poop or pee occur to you. I however, am not sure why you would bathe with a child... considering many of them pee in the tub at that age. Maybe this video would sell better then her sex tape...

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm

God, this is wonderful. Eventually, shit catches up with you, and it was fortuitous that it literally caught up with Paris. It's nice to know that being one of the mean popular kids doesn't protect you from the Attack of the Floating Shitlet. If she ever procreates--and let's hope a giant meteor kills us all dinosaur-style before she does--I'd be willing to wager she never bathes her own kids because of this trauma.

what is that turd wearing that bathing suit for?

why's the turd wearing a bathing suit...Oh shit.....you mean there's another one floating near by???....

Poor kid!!! Hope it has it's shots!

why's the turd wearing a bathing suit...Oh shit.....you mean there's another one floating near by???....

Poor kid!!! Hope it has it's shots!

priceless

priceless

Paris, shit. Shit, Paris.

LOLOLOLOL.
That is the whoriest baby-washing suit eva.

LOL @ Paris's whore baby washing suit.

LOLOLOLOL.
That is the whoriest baby-washing suit eva.

LOL @ Paris's baby-washing whore getup.

LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL.\
I'm drunk.

It's totally her poo. And am I the only one who thought it was really creepy that she was in a slut outfit bathing with a small child? I barfed a little.

What you don't see on the tape is that she shoves the shit in the kids mouth saying "eat it" while the dog starts screwing it in the ass the niggers daughter named Nicole comes in and starts eating out Paris who starts peeing on her face. All of the tape is shown on The Aristocrats.

What you don't see on the tape is that she shoves the shit in the kids mouth saying "eat it" while the dog starts screwing it in the ass the niggers daughter named Nicole comes in and starts eating out Paris who starts peeing on her face. All of the tape is shown on The Aristocrats.

Paris says" Oh shit there's a turd in the bath water..." the baby goes "Oh Shit there's a Paris in my bath water"

What you don't see on the tape is that she shoves the shit in the kids mouth saying "eat it" while the dog starts screwing it in the ass the niggers daughter named Nicole comes in and starts eating out Paris who starts peeing on her face. All of the tape is shown on The Aristocrats.

I saw that show. The kid's father said she would have to get in the tub with the kid, so it wasn't her idea. Jealous haters.

#57 - this does not surprise me that a man wanted to see Paris in a tub with a skimpy swimsuit on. That doesn't change the fact that you don't get into a tub with a child of the opposite sex dressed like your in a centerfold picture. It's disgusting.

Oh, and we're not jealous haters. There are a lot of women out there that look pretty damn good in a bathing suit who don't feel the need to flaunt it in front of babies.

Ewww -- just typing that made throw up a little.

Go turd go! (Gotta give Paris a little encouragement from time to time)

‘The Queen Gets Shat On’... should be the title of this clip... this will probably be the funniest thing I see all month... how classic, how perfectly-perfect, how delightfully-delicious... I seriously can’t stop watching it... “Do not pee on me...Oh-oh, what, what oh-oh”... “you said no peeing, you didn’t say anything about me crapping on you” I’m shitting my own pants laughing over here...

thats not a turd thats my son swimming she was babysiting them both and i dont care if he was in herpe water he was gettin his first piece of white ass dam i love me some white ass you go son for real though

I'm sure someone else wrote this but since I refuse to read all comments anymore because they are wasteful I will just say...

It's only a baby ruth.

#27 no and I mean no! Zidane-come-and-headbutt-me-anytime-you-want cannot go near that herpes infected cunt. Yes all pun intended

@61 that kid is Our Hero. He crapped on Paris. It ought to be a tshirt.

#63

'Caddyshack'... I love it ... very funny ...

Paris is sooooooooooooo over rated it's pathetic. How anyone could/would buy into her superficial crap is beyond me.

Paris is ugly, she has a hook nose, her eyes are too close together and her skin is yucky. The tramp has no class, no talent....... Hail Nicole Richie for she keeps the Simple Life funny as shit!

66 - only one of the funniest movies in the history of cinema. "You see yhat blood...well pick it UP!"

and by yhat I mean that.

By the way, this is the 2nd time this week I've had 69. Fucking sweet. I'm just going to live vicariously through the Superficial and call it hot.

caddyshack. heh, heh.

agree, one of the very best. ya gotta love "stripes", too.
urban assault vehicle... and the spatula treatment!

hahahahaha!

now i want vodka.

@ 62:

Kevin Federline, is that you?

# 41 it was a hardy's add

No, #73. It was in fact Carl's Jr.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phWCleYlW3s

i watched that on the simple life :]

#71 sorry my bad

Watch Carefully!...The doodie yells "eww" and jumps out first.

#77 made my day.

People actually watch this kind of stuff on TV? They used to actually produce shows with acting and special effects. Now all you need is Parasite bathing with crap.