First biatches and oh yeah....TCLTC!

Dammit. Second. But second means two ... like those two big titties on Pam

She's got a sweet pooper.

I'll take some of that

I just think it's hilarious that she has to make up for having no ass with her big tits...sure, the crack is there, but look at her from the side, and she's all flat in back!

The last 3 pics are the greatest. First she looks like she's trying to seduce her little girl with a picturesque pose, then she puts a wrestling move on her little boy, and then she breaks his neck.

Sean Preston will be very well-adjusted compared to these kids.

she should take some of those implant out and insert it to her wash board ass.

#6 LMAO and just think, when her son grows up, he's going to think dressing like that is normal female behavior! that is, if he makes it and gets old enough to date... and wonder what her daughter will dress like?

This is the second set of pictures where I've seen her look down, pull out her bikini bottoms and check for crotch pheasants.

I like the one where she's checking out her bush.

#6 LMAO and just think, when her son grows up, he's going to think dressing like that is normal female behavior! that is, if he makes it and gets old enough to date... and wonder what her daughter will dress like?

In pic #6 she's either checking to make sure her uterus hasn't dropped out, or that the crabs are okay. And just as with Lohan a day or so ago, what is up with the bellybutton in the middle of the solar plexus? Is that the byproduct of some devious new plastic surgery? Or just an optical illusion fostered by terribly fake breasts?

sorry for the double post

stupid computer

#12 i think it's due to the fake breasts. if they weren't so terribly huge, they would be up a lot higher on her chest, and she might look a little more normal. i think her belly button looks even higher than Lohan's!

At least showing her body distracts from the face. That first pic with the face is just horribly gross. All I can say laser resurfacing, you can afford it Pam.

I'd like a Pam and cheese sandwich with extra Pam. And gravy.

Who else thinks that Pam Anderson is starting to look like Robyn Byrd?

http://jimmyjames.com/Scrap_Book/Misc_Photos/05jjrobynbyrd.jpg

Zanna, Do crotch pheasants peck you with sharp little beaks or do they just flap and squawk?

PS that right implant is looking pretty puckered.

Her face looks all wrong. Remember when she use to be kind of pretty?

pic #2 What's up with the dark splotches on her back?

She looks like she's explaining to her daughter why she'll have to play by herself for a bit, while Mommy gets assfucked on the poop deck... and Tommy Lee is their dad... poor little fuckers. I'd still bone her in front of her kids.

and I don't mean the tatt

Ugh what a nasty haneous bitch - I wouldn't touch her EVER not even... wait you guys like her?

I'D HIT IT!!

CALL ME!!!!

The natural look for her was much better. However, for having had children and for her age she looks wonderful.

The Tommy Lee & Pam Sex DVD is still around, I think she has held up pretty well when you compare-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/tommy-lee-pamela-anderson-sex-tape.htm

I just wish she'd do something about the Vince Neil hairdo.

holy crap what is wrong with her fingers in picture 5? she's got four fingers and some sort of deformity for the other. tommy lee must have given her something not even discovered by doctor's yet

Her body looks like it hurts a lot from being beaten like a piece of meat, stretched out, and stuffed with silicone. But I still like her, she admits she's a no-talent hack.

Yes! 28th!

i'm quite sure she has two sons: brandon and dillon. after that pious homage to 90210, you know if she did have a daughter she'd be named brenda.

a kid with long hair does not a girl make in pammy's land.

She has Mum-Bum-itis...

I, however, do not. My ass is fantastic.

God Bless America.

#29, you're right. She has two sons, no daughters. And in the one pic it looks she's trying to gouge the poor kid's eye out, though to be fair to her he might have requested it so he wouldn't have to see her prancing around like that.

She does have two sons....for now. I'm pretty sure that at least one will go tranny.

Pamela Anderson is a bad mother. She needs to be spanked.

she does look good for her age, but can someone tell me what's up with her right leg below the knee? it looks gimpy.

I wonder what it's like having sex with Kanye West and not having any sensation in your breasts...

Deer Drungk Booger,

I cheked out you're blog - get a dikshunary.

I'n not hatin' just sayin.

Pam has some kind of mind control power, everytime I see her my pants fly off and I start to thrust back and fourth uncontrollably.

Damn. She should do porn.
Oh, wait...

In the very first picture, she looks like a slightly older blonde Hohan. SLIGHTY older. I'm placing my money that HOhan paces Pam in the used-up whore department.

COME ON, HOHAN, MOVE YOUR ASS!

She seems to be spending lots of time, um, adjusting herself...

You're right #41, she's touching herself constantly. She finds herself irresistable.

i love the fact that in at least 3 of those pix, she's cradling those melons like very pregnant women cradle their expanding belly.
and i wonder about the crotch pheasants. i read that as crotch PEASANTS!
i think i spilled my tequila.

First, her tits don't match her chicken legs. And second, all those cum shots to the face from all the druggie rockers she's blown have started to take a toll on her.

She's a scallywag

She certainly does seem to like handling herself. Of course, if I had tits like that, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off myself, either.

44 - Cum shots are good for your skin. It's a fact. I really don't think all those frat boys would have just made that up to, like, trick me or something.

If you can't trust a drunken fraternity to supply you with fool-proof beauty tips that emerge from their pee-holes, well God Dammit that's just not American.

bless you osh, I've been trying to push legislation to replace lipstick with cum shots, women should have a more natural look of beauty, it also makes for a great conversation, imagine walking down the street and running into one of your woman friends and you say "hey that's a nice lip gloss" and she say's "thanks my boss gave it to me"....how wonderful could that be

49 - Yes, but if he was any kind of boss, she'd be more like "bllurrppp mfff ppprrrlllbbb brrpurrppp!"

NIPPLE SLIP ON RIGHT NIPPLE IN LAST PICTURE

#29

I never really cared about her kids, though I'd still let them watch.

She doesn't have a daughter you illiterate twatholes. Gawd, I wish I could find a forum where ppl aren't retarded.

Dear PaisleyMoon, Had you like read all comments before you like posted, you would know that we all now know it's 2 boys. Peace out. Who is illiterate now bitch.

OK so from now on, every time they put up Pam Anderson trying to be sexy, I'm going to regurgitate...period... and then I'm going to regurgitate out my usual response: 'No one wants to see Grandma's pussy'

Hmmm, girlfriend be lookin' kinda rough in these pics.

Never was a big fan but, she looked her best in the Home Improvement days, before she hooked up Tommy "the Hepo" Lee.

Gawd, I wish I could find a forum where people don't type ppl... am I right PaisleyMoon?

Damn tootin' I'm right. Now fuck off.

caption for picture #2

(the dude)
"Hey Pam, are you goin to the movies"?

(Pam) "No...why"?

(the dude)
"Because I see you are picking your seat"

Maybe she should buy her bikinis in the right size so she wouldn't have to be adjusting it so much.

53. Replace "twatholes" with "SLIMYSLUGS", and you've got, ... sherry_co, ppl!!!

Wow, that's very astute, Sir Psycho, I think you may have unearthed a secret!

Please, think of the children!

Speaking of children, why is she breaking one's neck?

Those two boys are going to be the most sexualized kids their age. Thanks, mom.

Nothing says classy like a teensy weensy bikini and material going up your ass.

I wonder if a do-it-yourself abortion kit automatically comes with the bikini?

Wait... wait... did she take those sunglasses out of my "Ode to the 80's" memory box? Maybe she knows where my viginity went to...

Those are some ugly knees. She should spend less time on them and find a new position.

@65
I think "Viginity" is in Virginia?

Or, maybe that's in "Vaginia".

I hope I get 69.

Whoops, I done guess I'se never knew how to talk that English...

Cruising and jane, up for a threesome?

Love you bitches.

Viginity is my middle name.

My other middle name is Labialia

I'm so going to name my next baby Labialia Viginity. Male or female.

Threesomes require sausage.

You know what I never understood about Pam?...Kid Rock... I understand Tommy Lee (da cock) but Kid Rock...

You have to give her credit for being so unapoligetically skanky. I see that she has taken tips from her buddy Courtney Love on showing off her bruises. And how great is it that when most women are caught picking their wedge, Pam is caught actually trying to give herself a wedgy.

Pic #4: "So, you want to look at mom's coochie or what?

Pic #6: "Now where did that piercing go? Oh, I forgot... Courtney got drunk that one time and pulled it out with her teeth."

Pic #4: "Honey, do my meat curtains look fat in this bikini?"

those things are ridiculous. why do they exist?

@77 what are you talking about?? Meat curtains?

#78

meat curtains;

punani, cunt, pussy, twat, sugar, dinner, gods gift to man, kryptonite, fish taco...

Me thinks 77 was talking about the melons. Fuck KLM123, must have natural big breasts. Hate that.

79 Dinner?

Ummm duh bigponie, I was asking kim123 what she was referring to.

who cares melons and meat curtains they're both good stuff

The two together make a mighty fine meal.

and me soooo hungry.

I hope Monday brings a post about any man who's in the Hollywood Idiot Club...

so's I can make fun of penis's's's. . s

Vagina's are so this morning.

If I was one of her kids I'd insist on being breastfed. Even when I was 10 years old.
Hey, it's the least she could do -- bringing all those junkies, white boy posers, and tweaked out ``musicians'' to the house all the time.
Oh, and giving me Hep C.

Kris...I think we need more penis on the SF. We never get penis slips. Just fake boobies and unshaven "dinner".

By the way, FORZA ITALIA.

I'll show you a penis if you're that desperate for one Miss Cruising.

CruisingForCock YOU'RE illiterate and that's a whoringly stupid nic. Suck rope fucktard.

@90 Something tells me you are jealous. And the name paisleymoon makes me want to punch you in the gunt.

Well, I see that someone likes touching themselves.

#85

Vagina's are so this morning...afternoon, evening and midnight

Silly rabbits. She's putting sunscreen on her son in the last few pictures. Unless she's smearing semen onto him.

All the weight in her ass seems to have moved to her stomach. She used to have a great curve from her waist to her hips, now it's quite Lohan-ish. That said, for her age she's a fucking hot MILF. You know EVERY SINGLE one of you boys would do her.

Kris, I'll have a lesbian threesome with you. Screw sausage.

"Won't that be a twosome?"

Not with my tits.

Oh, and the belly-button phenomenom is from having a tummy tuck. That doesn't explain Lohan, unless getting so skinny gave her saggy skin... it's just going to stretch now that she's gaining weight. Oh well, she'll have her boobies.

The first six pictures, she's trying to figure out if everything is still in the right place: boobs - check!, ass - check!, pubes (or whatever she has in there) - check!

The last two pics with her son, she's just trying to apply suntan lotion on him. Look at his left arm, it's much paler than his right arm = suntan lotion. Now she's trying to get the lotion on his face. Boys that age aren't into suntan lotion.

Her face looks horrid, but at least she seems to be doing a good job taking care of her kids.

The big plastic boobies are awful but I wouldn't be sad if my butt looked like that.

On the whole, she seems to be aging pretty well, I'd say.

And it's nice that she actually has her children with her. With so many celebrities, you never see their kids after they pass the cutesy-cute baby/toddler/preschooler age. It's like, "Well, you've done your job helping me with photo ops, so now off to the nanny with you!"

I always loved pammy, I think she still looks good for her age!

http://vipglamour.net/Celebrity/pamela_anderson

@ cruzin333
@ RichPort

She has 2 Sons,no daughters....if one of them was a girl of 11, she'd have implants size
32 C by now.

#91...yes, I'm jealous. I heard ignorance is bliss and that makes you the most blissful mofo I ever encountered. Paisley is my real name, so go take it up with my mom. I don't know what a "gunt" is anyway, but, if you punch me there I'm gonna tie your tubes for you. Pissant.

She looks like she's a hundred years old... oh, wait, she is. And those boobs look horrible. They are quite ridiculous. And wearing that in front of a child? It'll scar the poor thing!

Where did being a lady ever go?

"And it's nice that she actually has her children with her. With so many celebrities, you never see their kids after they pass the cutesy-cute baby/toddler/preschooler age. It's like, "Well, you've done your job helping me with photo ops, so now off to the nanny with you!""

-Like Coco Arquette-Cox. Where is he? Wait, or is it she? And I guess Suri Cruise is yet to come out.

jane's eyre... I made up HO han and you're illiterate.

She maybe getting up there in age, but...

@102 seriously, they all act like sluts, Hi bananas!

Pam is disgusting, I don't even know why they keep photographing her, she's gross.

108 BIATCHES!!!!!!

@85 They need to get a female on the SF writing team, to even out all the testosterone-laden posts. We need more posts about men, all this Paris/Lohan/Pam/stupidblondeofthemoment crap is getting a wee bit old. Bring on the men!

I want some Orlando Bloom!

@96 If only she wouldn't prance around her boys with all her goodies falling out, I'd be able to agree with you. I mean, does she TELL her boys when she's going out to do nude protesting?

"Hey mom, where are you going?"

"Oh, I'm going to stand in the window of a department store in only a thong, where passersby can ogle my goods, in order to make an anti-fur statement."

"Oh..."

I'm going to get laid today (finally, its been awhile) so I'm in a good mood. Nobody could get me down today, have a good one bitches.

You'll never guess whith who either....hint....its with someone famous!!!!

112. Trying to wean the lametard off the cock?

113. I'd say he's more infamous than famous, but let your freak flag fly!

@115 Yeah well not everyone likes him, but he's hot, thanks. I'll let everyone know how it goes when I get back. Bye!

116. You will earn my eternal respect if your next post begins with the words, "David Hasselhoff."

*vomiting*

HBO pictures presents, "The Plastic Corpse" based on the New York Times best seller, "Four Stupid Men and a Blonde", a hollywood starlet dies and is buried and 'four stupid men realize they buried a mannequin and they have this big moral dilemma about burying a mannequin, so they dig up the body and are happy to discover it wasn't a mannequin after all. John Stamos (Coroner Sanchez), Joey Lawrence (Nurse Roy), Matt LeBlanc (The Mortician), Steve Guttenberg (Department Store Mogul and owner of aforementioned mannequin).

104
Try Googling "Hohan". You did not make up that word. Stop making such ridiculous claims, especially when there's no truth to them. But then I suppose that you'll claim all those websites like PerezHilton.com, urbandictionary.com, etc., stole it from you.

And I'm illiterate? I'm pretty sure I'm more well-read than you are, since reading is one of my favorite pastimes. And I seem to recall you as one of the worst spellers on this website. I'm glad that you've gotten yourself a spellcheck program to go over your posts for you.

@96 I'd have to go with the possibily that she's smearing semen on them.

this girl used to go out with Tommy Hepo, Kid Canker Sore.

Paisleymoon, I don't know what it is about you but I like you. Maybe not so much like you as feel sorry for you because your real name is Paisley.

Just an quick explanation: CruisingForCock was designed to MOCK Tom Cruise.

You can see me right now but I am making the peace sign...

I meant *Can't see me and oooppppsssieee that is my middle finger not the peace sign. My bad.

ok...this thread is boring now too so lets change it.

How about all the girls tell us what the best things and the worse things they ever did with their cooch.

NUMBER ONE!!!!!! (post by me that is) has anyone else noticed that all the men in these pictures are wearing clothes and Pam is basically naked errrrrr wearing a couple of tasteful strips of cloth?

It's exhibitionists like our Pammy that make this world a better place. And remember, she deformed her body FOR US!

Oh, and TCLTC

Oh, and I just noticed that if you look closely, you can just see the arm of another young boy in the lower left corner on the boat in the last two pics. I can't wait for the "stolen" video of this boat ride.

I respect her for the cheap tramp that she is.

CruisingForCock...lol...ok peace. I'm waving at you too. Bananas didn't make up Hohan anymore than I made up twathole. You reek of fried shit Bananatard. THAT, I made up. Eat it. And Megan Harris gonna fuck somone famous..oh joy to the world. Letting Carrot Top fanger your skeeze hole isn't fucking someone famous. I'm gonna chuck my lunch. Ho.

100 Alright girl, come tie my "tube". Have at it you feisty cunt.

looks like she was partying on the same beach as matthew mcconaughy...

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

LOL #128..I'm old and bitchy and I look like Pam Anderson after Tommy Lee beat the crap outta her. Brang it!

Thinking Pam is a diseased, wrinkled, geriatric piece of trailer trash doesn't mean you're jealous. It means you have eyes. And taste.

**No one wants to see grandma's pussy**

@131 She's just doing her thing, you seem to take it way too personal that she's having a good time. And 38 is geriatric? What are you 15 or ignorant? When you reach your 30's are you just going to become a shut-in in a nursing home? Dumb-ass.

@129
Why is that that someone who can look so hot can possibly look SO BAD?

Threin lies the problem #132, she's 38 but she's looking waaaaay too used and abused. These "celebrities" have money and leisure time to pamper themselves which SHOULD make them look fresh and radiant. It seems is the other way around.

This is the REAL Megan Harris, This is my first comment on this post. who the hell is impersonating me?!!!

I am not having sex with any famous person! Stop iT!

I happen to think her body looks damn good, better than a lot of the hotties that hang out at the pool around here. Her face ain't that bad, looks like someone in her late 30's.

Will the real MeganHarris please stand up...
actually, just go away, and take your nincomtwat imitators with you.

Your thinking is wrong Quai Chang.

She looks horrible and that's all there is to it.

She's overripe fruit; two cantelopes and a cumtwat.

I think she has had tons of plastic surgery on her stomach, which is why it folds in such an odd place, and is flat but just looks weirdly flat somehow. Prolly every fat cell scraped and sucked out. Bizarro.

And the breasts just....just a big "don't."

Hmmm, Pamela Anderson again.. obviously Britney hasn't run over her child with a lawnmower as yet.
www.saveseanpreston.org

"132. Posted by chinese_fooooood on July 8, 2006 06:39 PM @131 She's just doing her thing, you seem to take it way too personal that she's having a good time. And 38 is geriatric? What are you 15 or ignorant? When you reach your 30's are you just going to become a shut-in in a nursing home? Dumb-ass."

^ This person is VERY defensive. 'Sounds like she's old and haggard, too... Poor thing.

I'm actually in my early 30s and take FABULOUS care of myself and don't look HALF her age. She treats her body like a sewage dump.

I believe, reading all the other posts, that the consensus of most of the people on this site is correlative to my own...including the guy who wrote the article:
"This would've been appropriate 10 years ago - as would running slow motion across the beach and appearing naked in my shower - but now it's more curious than it is sexy."

Is English your second language, or are you just unwilling to use the appropriate punctuation marks? It shows your level of education. At least you googled how to spell 'dumb-ass.' Kudos on that one, Einstein.

PS Adverbs carry an "-ly" ending. It should've been 'way too personalLY' not 'way too personal.'

Gee, 142 - think much of yourself? What's someone as FABULOUS as you posting at 1:21 am and correcting other people's punctuation?! I'm sure you THINK you look fabulous...(and you were telling youself that as you ate cake by the din of your open refrigerator door after you posted this morning) but I'm pretty sure the rest of us would think you look like you've been ridden hard and put away wet.

hahaha people who correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation on the internet are truly pathetic. Just knowing there are people like you out there makes me feel much better about myself.

"ridden hard and put away wet" hahahahah. classic.

142 Well Miss Genius, I'm not concerned about my grammar, this is the Superficial not college. I'm a guy in my 20's so your theory about me is wrong. Probably much like the way you describe yourself. I just happen to think she looks good. Not as good as she did ten years ago, but I would still look her over if I saw her walking down the street.

PaisleyMoon ... I'm getting some major hostility... did you forget to take the magic pill today? Here's a happy face for you to know I haven't sunk down to your rather depressive level...

:-)

Zanna, it wasn't 1:21am. The earth isn't on one time zone. Thanks to a hyperthyroid and great exercise program, I can eat just about anything I want any time I want, and it doesn't stick to me; however, I'm not much into sweets, and I don't eat after 9pm, at any rate. Those calories are put down as yellow fat cells, which are very difficult to ever work off (of which I'm sure you're aware). Your little depiction was very detailed...sounds like projection to me...

Jaged, I'm sure it takes very little to make someone such as yourself feel good. I'm glad I could help. I do what I can for the underprivileged. I donate to several charities and leashless dog parks, too. I'm generous like that.

Chinese, plenty of people think she looks good. I just happened to have a differing opinion, which you apparenly don't tolerate very well. I would think a stable person wouldn't give a shit what some unknown stranger on a blog site thought of a star's appearance. If you wax your monkey to pics of Pam, more power to you. 'Not like I care one way or the other.

Youre a fat midnight cake eater. Deal with it. Unless youre commenting on Pam then SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE!

not gonna shut up not gonna shut up not gonna shut up not gonna shut up not gonna shut up not gonna shut up not gonna shut up not gonna shut up not gonna shut up nothing you can do nothing you can do nothing you can do nothing you can do nothing you can do nothing you can do nothing you can do MWA HA HA

I bet Phyllis Diller has droopy meat curtains.

Why is everyone so surprised by her big fake boobies?? Haven't they always been there - I don't get why everyone is commenting on them when they've been there since forever!

Pam you rock - your tits, your ass, the whole package!

The "big fake boobies" rule - that's why we love her!

Come on people - is she that bad? We know you all secretly love her otherwise there wouldn't be #150 plus comments on her!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL

@ 149
"I bet Phyllis Diller has droopy meat curtains"

They probably flap between her thighs if she doesn't wear undies. What a pleasant picture, gag!

Yes, Holly..it's evident that you "don't care" by your rambling dissertations.

what exactly is pamela anderson famous for? the only thing i know is that she has big boobies. anything else?

Forza Italia.. right Stallion?

Hope you get drunk, get pussy, get celebratin'!!

...and sucking tommy lee's giant cock on a boat...

Forza Italia!

Too bad this jackass HollyJ hasn't seen the photos that show ZANNA is actually a beautiful girl. And very sexy. Not to mention funny and smart.
And she eats anything she wants after 9pm.

She's old. I bet she'll look better with mom pants.

Isn't it totally inappropriate for a PETA activist to be wearing snakeskin? I mean, I know it's not real snakeskin, but the imagery is unfortunate, no?

How are my favorite jackasses doing tonight?

Will, I think the big fake tits are about it.

LOL @ mofe 'mom pants'

Wow. If Cruising were any farther up Zanna's ass, she'd be a Maplethorpe masterpiece.

I bet right now Italy is a fun place to be. Wish I were in Firenze.

The magic pill? My 9 year old sister has more imaginative insults than that. Vomit.

@162 I wish. Zanna, LAP dance over here, please.

#164 You should change your name to "CrusingForPussy"

"Cruising" oops sorry

Kate&Tina,

Sorry about your multiple personality disorder.

I heart you, whichever one you are.

Portrait of the trashy, my god this bitch has no class yet is desperate for attention.

shes mad hot, and so is Monaco. if it weren't for her diseases, and all of the garbage she has screwed, i'd do her too.

I finally got back from my big date. Wow, I didn't realize how insatiable Chuck Norris was, I am sore! He finished off with the best dirty sanchez I've ever had. My life is complete now.

What's a dirty sanchez? Please tell me it involves Upchuck squatting over your face and taking a dump the size of Pam Andersons boobs.

Fishers rock. I love you mean bitches. I wish we could have a Spelling Bee party over at mine. We could rip each other's hair extensions out and scream abuse all night. Ahhh. Bliss.

@162...Holy crap!! a Maplethorpe reference, in this turd infested cesspool of a site? Finally some motherfucking culture.

You mam, have raised the bar for all of us.

make that Mapplethorpe with two P's.

according to wikipedia.

..........
Nope, still in love with HollyJ.
Can't help myself.

I love Megan Harris's impersonator.

Hmmm... in an Alanis style bit of irony, the boat's name in the last few pics is "Thunder Gulch." She must own it.

Fake-Megan-Harris:

This is the REAL Megan. I did not have sex with Chuck Norris last night, or any other night.

thankyou.

Yes, MAPPLETHORPE has two P's. Holly is ugly AND stupid. What a multi-tasker.

And Crusing..you are a peach..you can have a lapdance ANYTIME.. ; )

NICE THAT SHE IS WEARING SNAKE SKIN WHILE SHE RALLIES FOR ANIMAL RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

178
No, I think it's Chuck Norris that is thankful.

Well, I really liked The Superficial for several months. But, I am done with all these bikini pictures. As a woman, I find them offensive. And, what is the Lindsay Lohan obsession?

@ 102

My god, your grammar is atrocious. Are you functionally retarded or just willfully ignorant? Never mind, I don't really care either way.

She looks incredible and her kids are adorable. She looks healthy too, not starved.