Pamela Anderson is really shy

I am getting tired of those fake boobs.

Here's a shit for you.

I didn't have two to give.

Pam should go to the Middle East, fuck all those Hezbollah crazies and bring about world peace. Then PETA will be called:

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Her nipples are totally displaced. They look like they're positioned for use as sattelite dishes so George W. can track those tits wherever they are.

JEEZE LOUISE!! One of her nipples just poked my eye out through my monitor. Jesus Pam.

Who's the lowbrow, brain dead-looking guy following her around? Must be the personal stalker she takes wherever she goes. Just to keep things interesting.

I can't believe that the Superficial staff has missed the most important news story of the year.

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/tv/articles/_a/mr-t-sheds-his-goldchains/20060714065109990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

Has some enterprising plastic surgeon invented nipple implants? Because Pam is just the kind of customer to get them.

Face it, we love Pam. How can you not? She's the closest thing to a sexy hot cartoon character that you're gonna get!

I guarantee you that if she was around you, she would draw you into her like a black hole!

Hmmm, there's a joke in there somewhere...

well, it looks like she's already saddled up and ready to go!

How come there are hardly any stories about guys? Aside from stupid fucking TCLTC, who have we had in the line of guys? The HOFF, Rob Schneider and K-Fag. Can we get a nudie (or near-nudie) shot of Beckham or Fabio Cannavaro or some eye-candy for the ladies?? Just a little?

she's looking more and more like a tranny every day....a tranny's whose ass i'd tap!

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Wow only 12 remarks? What's up with that? You all at lunch? Entertain me dammit!

I love looking at pictures of pam, It makes me feel good to know I'm still only 33...

Mr. Announcer Man: "These pictures come to you in Skanko-vision!"

the army can use those boobies in the front lines, I hear there's kevlar in it.

Desperation, in the face of advancing age, is a sorry, sorry thing. I would venture to guess her two boys either have hardcore Oedipal fantasies, or turn out raging queens. She is, to put it succinctly, a pig.

God, I am so tired of seeing Pamela Anderson's breasts. This whole thing is just getting old and she really just doesn't do it for me anymore. I mean I am so sick of her running around with her tits out. Sick and tired.
Ahem.

And I also hate free alcohol and money and I'm not a slut.

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I agree with the first poster. I have always kinda liked ol' Pammy, but geez...her ubiquitous boobs are starting to get on my nerves. And really she shouldn't be so proud of those things. She's got some seriously fucked up frankennipples. I saw a picture of them somewhere and they appear to have so much scar tissue built up around the areola that the areola are actually raised up all around and her nips have this perpetually hard, gnawed-on look. I don't know if that is the result of all the implants or it was done deliberately so her nips show through every garment she wears, but god they are nasty looking.

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Really, I'm more disturbed by her PETA-friendly boots in the St. Tropez heat.

Because pleather?

Does not breathe.

Why is she wearing Captain Jack Sparrow's belt & boots?

18--Now, consider Tommy Lee is their father, too.....Okay....so, For Dylan and Brandon (are those her kids' names--like 90210 people? Fuck. Fine, add that little stigmatism into the mix then)
One is gonna be a sexual predator/serial killer. He's gonna go after the whoriest bustiest blonde strippers and mangle the everliving shit out of them as he wears a long blonde wig. He will tattoo each of his victims...mommy was a whore.
The other one is gonna be known as Sparkles LaRue, transvestite burlesque entertainer extrodinairre!! He's going to come roaring out on the stage on a Harley Chopper in full ass-less leather regalia and sing naughty versions of Motley Crue songs.

The little pooch of a belly visible in shot #4 is possibly the only real part of her body at this point, and I wouldn't give it two weeks before it's gone also.

Poor Pammy always looks like she's walking around in a drunken stupor. I know, because I'm very familiar with that walk. I'm also familiar with the crackleture of the inside of the toilet bowl.

you know, if i were stuck in an island with any one woman in the world it would have to be pamela

those ballons are great floatation devices...

Oh, there is just something about Pammy that makes me love her. Even if she's starting to show her age.

http://www.wehateeverybody.com

Men never get it right when they get their sex change operation.

Or one of her kids will become a complete masochist and go to work for Naomi Campbell.

DANG, I didn't even see that 5th picture! Her nips are trying to surface for air, or something.

Her and Victoria Beckham are like two old hoes in a pod, they only show off their legs cause they're the only part of their body left without stretch marks, and the skin that you see has had work on it one way or another. Pamela needs a good swift kick in the ass from Tommy Lee again or something

# 24-- Sparkles LaRue indeed. Both Dylan and Brandon will turn out exactly as you said, plus the boys will be so well endowed they could club a baby seal to death.

-- exposure to silicone in the womb will do that, I hear.

20-My mind's eye just puked...If that's possible.

Banana-faggot:
I'm not trying to be funny. I'm trying to meet rich single guys with large cocks. They don't have to be single, either. And medium-sized cocks will be acceptable.

Ah, jeez, this is embarrassing. um, Pam? Yeah, uh, you forgot your pants... er What? oh, you meant to do that?

Oh, right, it's Pamela "The Haggard Cunt Who Still Thinks She's Hot and Walks Around Imagining Everyone Has A Raging Hard-on Just From Looking At Her" Anderson.

My bad.

jrzmommy has already posted 4 times. You have really got to be fucking kidding me. I can't even make a quirky comment here, you just truly are a pitiful and in need of more attention than Terri Schiavo a week before she died. Please, for the love of Christ, stop posting so much. Or at least be funny when you post. You really get under the skin of 90% of the people here, they just don't want to say it and turn this into a cat fight. Please, relax the refresh button, and settle down.

Pam "the human blow up doll" gets a pass... nice way to end the week. Her see-thru shirt can kick Aguilera's see-thru shirt any day of the week!!!

The fourth picture, Pam is humming and kinda happily singing a sweet little song that goes a little like this:
Oh, I've got big boobs la la la la la Big Boobs in Monaco la la la la la big big happy rock hard boobies dee dee dee hmm mmm good morning nipples! la la la la nipples are fun la la la

Will someone please tell me what is up with the hair twirling thing in the 4th and 9th pics? Is there anything worse than someone playing w/their hair? Hate that!

oops, my tampon just fell out and landed in spot number 37. sorry.

6 posts out of 41. #41 was actually funny though.

And we all know you haven't used a tampon since menopause.

looks like she couldn't breath so she cut the Belt off.

the Belt was covering some flab......

the guy in the camouflage shorts in pic 4 (the French are sooo stylish) is saying to his kid, "You zee zat, Henri-Michel, zat is what your Daddy played wiz his pee pee over before you were born. Sacre bleu!"

That's not a belt. That's a truss for her back, so she can continue to walk upright with those huge melons.

And those aren't nipples. That's where she re-inflates them with new concrete when they don't look full enough to suit her.

Keep up people!

Looks like she smuggling illegal aliens underneathe her shirt.

Her nipples actually stand taller than the guy standing next to Janet Jackson!

It's Amazing!

I didn't know they sold crocodile skin, body stockings.

Does it bother anyone else that she's wearing suede, knee-high boots in the middle of summer? Even worse that most of the goons following behind her have one sandals.
It just occurred to me that maybe no one even looks at her shoes!

@37 She's a hell of a lot funnier than you are, 20 of hers to maybe 1 of yours. Get over your obsession, take some meds, something other than creepy stalker.

HEY BANANA-FUCK...

you and osh have a common goal...

you both want to meet guys with medium to large cocks...

so be nice to her...FAGGOT...

Is that a weightlifting belt she's wearing? She's a fashion pioneer!

I'm sorry to say this (well, not really...) but in that last picture, Pam really looks like she used to be a man. Think that's what her son will grow up to look like?

...and i would fuck pam every legal or illegal way possible...

...i'm just afraid of tasting tommy lee and kid rock...

i stand by my comment in the "pam in her bikini" thread.
those nips are like colorforms. she take's 'em off and re-sticks them wherever they suit her fancy on any given day.

only i think they are more like those suction (get it? suction?) cups you use to stick little annoyingly cutesy things on your windows. y'know, so drunk auntie boo-boo doesn't walk thru the sliding glass door??
sorry. they have me hypnotised.

and, please stop feeding the trolls. it only makes them more bloated and gassy, which is disturbing to everyone.

her nipples look 2 inches higher than they are supposed to be, and a little lopsided....

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sorry...i just came off the golf course, had a few pints, and just let off steam...

...but i'd still fuck the "tool-time" girl...(tool-time..hee-hee)

Her boobs are like that boil on that one kid's face on the Fairly Oddparents...they're controlling her brain.

"Obey, Pam! You don't need to put pants on, just put on those boots. Of course you're still hot enough to show that much skin. Wait, no, don't put that thick bra on, I can't see! Pam, Pam, damn it...

All right, you want to play? You now think Hoff is the hottest man ever. You would kill for the Hoff...."

Pam Anderson and The Hoff in Barbed Wire 2: Revenge of the Silicone.

@57.
i know. i think even i fed one yesterday.

"tool time"

nice one.

Nipples are cool. Did these pics come from Pam's publicist?

Yeah, she likes to show her boobs. That's no news.

But what is that ugly thing around her waist?! Is thas fashion? Or is it [insert something witty here, for I have none]?

Her nose is cute.

@61
I think that thing around her waist is actually one of those little collar/leash things that people use to keep track of their kids in a crowd. The creepy stalker guy is holding the leash to prevent Pam's helium-filled breasts from lifting her into orbit.

When she she going to stop dressing like a 2 cent whore?

54. Don't forget Scott Baio, Bret Michaels, Sylvester Stallone, Dean Caine, Kelly Slater, Ben Affleck, Fred Durst, Stephen Dorff, ... I wonder if you'd taste the Hepatitis C?

Talk about a MILF!!!

Got Nipple?
http://www.greetlets.com/v/0aOtKt8oUXwuH/pamela_anderson_got_nipple/

The title of this should be, "Pamela Anderson can't dress." I mean, what is that?

The SF guy's obsession with Pamela Anderson's kids (ZOMG, after having children, sometimes women still want to have sex! And their tits don't just drop off, either!) is kinda starting to freak me out.

I keep hearing stories in the news about new ways of making secret agent-type weapons, such as cell phones that are really guns. You take one look at those nips and tell me they are not laser beams that will be used to hypnotize & eventually kill each & every one of us execution style.

ok obviously she dresses like that on purpose because she wants attention. shes an attention-whore, thats why she got those boobs in the first place. personally, i dont think shes a bad person. she just likes looking like a wannabe barbie. now leave her alone and go attack someone else. like britney spears or something....

Pammy's sex tape shows she has not changed much- http://www.holisticwisdom.com/tommy-lee-pamela-anderson-sex-tape.htm

Pam does have some nice ass legs though!!!!!