Jul 18 2006Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are getting married

FIRST!!

ahahahahahaahahah

second... again

Well, that was quick - I had no idea they were even back together! I thought KR dumped her because of all the press attention - maybe he realized that now that she's old and haggered and now looks like a 95 year old with breast implants, they won't get AS much press as they did when they dated the first time and she was HOT!

I don't know which of them brings more diseases into that union. The only thing worse would be Paris Hilton marrying Tommy Lee.

I wonder how her hepatitis is holding up?

Still think she and Tommy Lee were a better match-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/tommy-lee-pamela-anderson-sex-tape.htm

I give it no more than 5 months. When are these people ever going to learn...

HILARIOUS! Ask and you shall recieve!
Being the huge loser I am with 25 min. to spare before I can go home, I went on her site where, in regards to her birthday she actually appologises to her liver! "It was my birthday yesterday. So much champagne. Sorry liver. But special occasion." I guess she really does have the HEP...

how do the ugliest guys always get her??

well at least i know that kirstie alley will be eating more cookies than i will tonight

her fake breasts seem larger each time i see a new picture of her...

Well, maybe she can at least use Tommy Lee's Make Your Own Dildo Mold since she downgraded to the Kid.

Tommy with make your own dildo kit half way down the page-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_make_your_own_dildo.htm

Well mayber they made a "movie" while they were celebrating her birthday in St. Tropez... "OH PAMMMM"

#9 - You know that general idea that fat girls give better head, mostly because they have to...I think the same rule applies to ugly men

Pam could get any man she wanted, but she prefers the skinny pothead with greasy hair and bad musical taste.
She's retarted.

it warms my heart to see trash marrying trash...perhaps Hohan will find her soulmate one day, too.

Definitely...ellipsis...overkill...

Maybe she'll write a book like Jenny Mac. and call it "My Brain is an Omitted Existence" because that is what an ellipsis is for her, 'an ommitted thought for her pathetic cuntass air-and-silicon filled world' stupid ass blonde cuntface. (Any ommitted part of speech that is understood... the omission is intentional...
any blank space can also be filled with three asterisks (***) also known as a pause in speech... or an unfinished thought... "

However, we all use them from time to time, but not after every fucking sentence.

She can justify using them though because her brain shuts off and than starts up again in five minute intervals... like ...she started writing... that...like... 3 days ago... and she just finished it today... Duh... she could just write, duh, ya know after each sentence that would probably work too...

I'd still fuck her though, because I happen to like stupid hot rich bitches. They are easy to Rob.

EXCELLENT! Project Ultimate Strain of Hepatitis is in its final stages! The gov't will be very pleased! Soon we will have the ultimate biological weapon. When this strain of Hep is combined with the potent strains of VD from Paris Hilton's vagina....the world will bow before us.

pfft.. she has herpes, it won't last

What's with the stream-of-consciousness?

She has hepatitis C - no cure except a liver transplant. She looks pretty good for somebody who parties like/with a rock star.

to bad his little midget friend died or he could of been the ring bearer

Crap. I only clicked on this subject to see if Pam's cans were hanging out again. Denied.

Wow, this marriage won't last ver long...

@21 Praz. Not stream-of-consciousness. More like lack of consciousness. Think of a cartoonist drawing a picture of her and the thought balloon over her head is A). empty, or B). filled with ellipses and emptiness.

Pam having dinner with Kid Rock:

Kid Rock: Would you like some more crayons princess?

Pam: ... ... ...

Kid Rock: Did you take your salt pill today?

Pam: ... ... ...

Kid Rick: How about your teaspoon of Sweet-n-low?

Pam: ... ... ...

Kid Rock: Give me your credit card

Pam: ***

What else do you say about someone who lives on candy corn, crayons, and sweet-n-low?

ellipsis...ellipsis is that what it's called when you do the dot, dot, dot thing??? I've been doing that for years... No really, I have... I wonder if I can sue for some sort of royalties or something?

She grew up a few hours away from me and I've seen some of her highschool pics and believe me she never looked like that, not just the boobs but the general facial structure changed right before she started on Baywatch but everyone just assumes she was naturally born that way. Kinda like how people forget that Angelina Jolie had major plastic surgery post Bone Collector: http://www.circuit-empire.com.lb/posters/bonecolg.jpg

A little analyzing. According to Pammy, the engagement was "spontaneous, but well thought through..." Is that what you call it when Kid Rock collapses on top of you in a drug enduced, post-coital coma and mutters sweet nothings tinged with Old Milwaukee? "She raised her kids alone..." Right. We all know she has a platoon of nannies just like everyone else in H-Wood. These days a nanny is more of an accessory than a Stella McCartney handbag. And like the plethora of cocks she's used and abused in the time being haven't been father figures to those two effigies to 90120. Some crap about "Time healing all wounds..." Time may heal all wounds, Pammykins, but it won't heal the Hep! Maybe these two will die on the wedding night when Kid Rock bites down on one of those basketballs Pam considers a tit and his head explodes, causing Pam's other airbag to pop and leaving poor Pamela deflated (figuratively and literally).

Writing...with...ellipsis...makes you...sound like...a cheap ass...William Shatner...impersonation....

that marriage will prob outlive her liver

HolisticWisdomcom, I don't know what is about you but I always want to click your links. Maybe it's the dildos or the blow job lessons.

Kid Rock is a miracle? Weird, I always thought the miracle was that we knew his name.

I hear Carmen Electra is free too... if he's willing to tongue Dave "two fingers in the ass" Navarro first.

It warms the cockles when trash marries trash. This marriage will totally last. Oh ya. Ya, and I did anal with a dinosaur today. And I saw a pig fly. And I got a call from Satan himself and seems hell did freeze over.

"Raising my kids alone"

That fragment alone makes me want to punch her in the clit.

Yummy hepatitis sandwich.

@francesfarmer

Angelina Jolie has not had surgery that was just a bad poster picture on that link you supplied, not that I care. And c'mon who still looks the same as they did in high school for fuck sake, that was years ago. Pam does dye her kids hair though FYI.

Kid Rock and Pammy deserve each other they are both a pair of fucktard sluts.

@30 Well said. Very well said. AAAAAAA++++++++. You have made my top ten. I will read your posts for now on. However, if I find out that you are a skinny 14 year old with braces you will make my top 3.

@31 Funny, but you are not on my top ten.

@33 I'm glad that you are a good sport about your menstrual cycle. I'm also flattered that you would consider me as another notch in your bedpost of ass-reaming. I feel honered. You are also on my top ten. However, if I find that out you are a skinny 14 year old with braces I will kick you in the fucking teeth, split you in half and ass rape you with a 2 foot petrified maple branch (until you've decided you've had enough) while whistling the theme from "The Andy Griffith Show", because wouldn't you just love to sink your teeth into one of Aunt B's home-made pies?

@17 omitted is spelled with 1 m you jack-ass. (ommitted) Buy a fucking dictionary or die slowly. Please don't kill me.

@38 It's easy to not care when you're wrong. Jolie has had breast implants, a nose job, cheek implants and her eye muscles raised to look more "cat like" Which would make sense why she's the most beautiful woman in America right now, she's spent a gazillion dollars on surgery that looks so good you can barely notice it, I mean she's in a celebrity in America how naive can you get. And I'm pretty sure she got her top lip stuffed but I'm not too sure about that

http://www.addict3d.org/img/1a4d5385e3bef42a.jpg

http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/07/10/image15994b8f-79ec-4e8d-818d-8336b2b07447.jpg

I would like to declare jihad on Pam's silicone twin towers and fly some airplanes into them.

@40 Those lips are some scary shit. I bet you can see them on Google Earth.

If could get past staring at her ginormous boobs then perhaps I could think of something to say...

@39

Hopeless, I love you dude. I really do. And you should feel HONORED (got to be careful about spelling when you correct someone for making an error). Now, Uncle Rob was funny but violent sex/rape with 14 year olds is just wrong, wrong, wrong. Unless you are a 14 year old in which case, I'm a very bad girl.

One more thing, Francesfarmer. Maybe she has had some surgery. I have no idea. I do know that if you put a wig on her brother - it's like the same person but with a dick.

Seriously, maybe they just had the same doctor. I'm just saying.

This would make more sense if I was Justin Igger.

Well it keeps the disease from spreading to others. Heh. For a while at least. Until she gets a craving for fresh meat to infect.

I should add that while she looks like her brother, I would have so much lesbian sex with her but I would run and hide from James.

Ellipses are awesome because they're like three periods in one. And why make a bunch of short sentences when you can make a super run-on?

hopeless, my sweet:
#17
"She can justify using them though because her brain shuts off and than starts up again in five minute intervals."
perhaps you meant "THEN starts up again"
#39 cruising caught the glaring one, but i think you mean you will be reading UNWASHED's posts FROM now on.

i love you, too, dude. i'm just raggin' ya. i think this means we must add the manacles to our next session. and i WILL be bringing the whip!
also, darlin', re #17, you PROMISED no more uncle rob:

"They are easy to Rob."

very sneaky, little one. maybe we can go a little easy on tonights whip..., uh, punishment.
now. say "yes, mistress".

hee-hee-hee!
one more and out comes the heavy stuff!
: )

so i should expect you at exactly what time???

i kid. some of the spelling and punctuation drive me batshit. like hitting a speedbump.

as long as you're not feeding the trolls, you're okay in my book!
-buns

shit.
tonght's, with an apostrophe.

oh fuck it. TONIGHT's. now i'm all paranoid. and the last post? please, say it isn't so!!!

and yes. i did get into daddy's tequila.

too much tequila, or not quite enough?

can't you verbose fucks whittle down your annoying, unfunny comments? this place is becoming a gay chatroom; a BAD gay chatroom. next thing you know we'll be reading about your favorite recipes and debating whether or not Clay Aiken is a bottom or a top.

*yawn*
just call me the amazing thread killer.

guess it's time for me to return to my "pirates of the caribbean III" stalking activities. i hear kiera knightly just LOVES my neighborhood!
she actually cites things i've been saying for years!
i love show business.
http://www.dailynews.com/antelopevalley/ci_4057318

Would love to visit here more often - but have had a nagging prob with reality lately.
Blow me.
Your internet pal
Binky

(Just click your heels - and I'll be back)

She writes... like a stoned person... so annoying... what a dimwit... ever heard of punctuation... you blond bimbo...

The RIGHT wingy Coalition : 'Ok...I still think this 'Binky' is probab - a Commie'

Binky : 'No comment'

The Public at LARGE : YOU'RE NOT GETTING LAID LATELY ARE YOU bINKY ?

Binky: "No Commen"t.
and I'm having a problem with my cap LOCK key.

(I think Pammy would be happier if she went with DETROIT'S Stevy Y)

(BTWUII)

bink

Maybe it's just me, but the end of Pam's little statement there is a little confusing. It seems like she's channeling a fifteen year old girl with a livejournal that she knows her ex-boyfriend will read so she keeps it vague so that he'll always wonder exactly what she meant. "Actions speak louder than words." Wow. Profound. And what have Pam's actions said about her in the past ten years? She's getting ready to marry a man whose idea of dressing up is putting a fruit of the loom tagless tee on over his wife-beater and slapping on a bolo tie. On a complete side-note: (I believe this can be confirmed by contacting your local animal psychic)Animals don't need Pamela Anderson's skank-ass standing up for them. She doesn't know what the hell she's talking about, and I suspect that her implants are not silicone, but elephant ivory. Vegan, my ass...vegans aren't supposed to swallow.

I'd love to see their wedding registry.

Handcuffs...wants 6 pairs.....still needs 3 pairs

Ceiling Harness....wants 3...still needs 2

Bacitracin Ointment...wants 100 tubes.....still needs 75 tubes

Beer Cozies....wants 50....still needs 35

Abreva...wants 20 tubes....still needs 0

Dermablend...wants 25 tubes....still needs 10 tubes

For some reason, whenever I see Kid, I flash back to all those times on the e-way when I'd flash my tits to all those lonely truckers.

'Cuz, I'm all about giving back to society.

looks like the hep C circle of life continues....way to spread it around pam..

http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

Huh, that's gonna be an awkward marriage considering how Tommy Lee's penis is constantly inside her vagina.

@60
don't knock those ceiling harness/love swings, those things are mo bad.

@61
pinky_nip, was that you i saw the other day?? yum

Every time I think of Kid Rock getting married, I remember that scene he did in "Joe Dirt"...

"One day, umma marry that girl!"

HA, it cracks me up! Besides, both of them are due for another sex tape. Might as well come up with an excuse for it like this!...

"Honey, where's our sex tape?"
"I don't know, girl, maybe somebody borrowed it..."
"he, he, he..." (I love ellipsis)

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

53 - He's totally on bottom! LOL! LMAO! HIJKLMNOP! Wanna cyber??? ;)

Heh you know who else is getting married? Eddie Murphy after going out what 1 month?!

http://www.exposay.com/eddie-murphy-to-tie-the-knot-with-former-spice-girl/v/2699/

By the way, Angelina Jolie has had massive, massive amounts of plastic surgery because without it she would look just like her dad, who she hates. Anyone who believes otherwise is a gay homo faggot communist who throws garbage at US Army vets and burns American flags... and you know what that means...

Def Leppard SUCKS!

Yeah, that's exactly who i'd want to marry: someone with a hep snatch. Friggin nasty slag.

@69 I snuck up on a Def Leppard once and scared the shit out of him, I still haven't gotten any feeling in my left arm but it was totally worth it. Fucking dumb Def Leppard....................

@71: Is that kinda like the time I snuck up on you and then I didn't have any feeling between my legs for a week afterwards? *smile*

Maybe she can put "new liver" on her wedding registry....

@72 But it was totally worth it, right? Right?

Pam who is a vegan is actually doing me a favor by keeping the demand on meat lower.
Keep eating the tofu and I'll keep eating meat...But if you suck dick, do you still remain a vegan?

And if Kid Cock eats meat and cums in Pam's mouth and she swallows, is she still a vegan?

Speaking of fake tits (Pam) carried over from the Marissa Miller thread from yesterday--AH HA!!
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html

@74: Baby, I'd give up my left arm to a Def Leppard, for 5 more minutes with you.

@77 Nice, your the best!!! Since there are no new stories up and I'm bored, I'm gonna go to an old persons home and tip over the ones in wheel chairs, later...................

77 - How do you feel about Whitesnake?

I had a Blacksnake once, but some kid in fourth grade told me Whitesnake rocks.

@79: I've always been fond of garter-belt snakes. I wore one the last time I visited Stallion.

@66 I am cracking up

Her boobs look funny, like a cartoon. It's not even attractive anymore. It's just silly. Like those novelty glasses with the nose and moustache. Except those aren't funny.

#40, here is a poster from a movie Angelina Jolie did when she was around 19.

http://www.geocities.com/hatredsucks/hackers.jpg

She looks pretty similar to me.

As for Pam Apologising to her liver. What a lying Cooze. Howard Stern ALWAYS had her on or would call ove to her hotel room and every time he got her on the phone the bad of scabs was plastered.

She needs to take those tits out!

Why are these people allowed to live let alone breed, get married, or get really unnecessary implants? Let's get a pool going to see how long it'll take for Pam to contract an STD this time 'round.

#22 You read my mind. Just trying to imagine what their cute little ceremony will be comprised of. Perhaps giant phallic symbols at the altar, the guests sitting on big mammory-shaped chairs, the bride and groom in tastefull but assless leather-wear. It brings a tear to the eye.

Oh, come on you blabbering idiots! Any of you would "f" her in a NY minute! I am happy for them and hope it works...Pam seems to be managing Hep C, and Kid is brave to take that on. He really is a great, down to earth guy. We all have flaws and skeletons in our closet, people-ours just don't get publicized! 1 out of every 7 persons has genital herpes, by the way (been to the doctor lately? you might wanna....you just wanna dis on stars to make your own pathetic lives seem better! We are all the same.

I think "We are the World" was playing in the background during #87.

@ 9.... Because Kid Rock is a GREAT GUY. I am considered by most to be better than average looking and I would take him in a heartbeat. Even though the hat is covering quite a large bald spot on the top of his head (sat 3rd row for last tour) This maybe the one Hollywood coupling I actually root to succeed

87--my little flaw got published all over the world---surely you remember hearing about it....levees breaking, New Orleans flooding????? I did that--I didn't keep my finger in the dyke.

That's one of the most incomprehensible piles of gibberish I've ever tried to read. "Spontaneous but well thought through"? That one could win the Oxymoron of the Year award.

Hepatitis C meets Herpies simplex 20. A new species is born. Cerpies. If she ever has another kid it will look like that blob from Wierd Science.