Jul 7 2006Nicky Hilton starts her own hotel

Oh, great, another event to look forward to. I hope she hires lots and lots of outside help, and she is involved minimally in the process.

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that's a dumb name for a hotel

Is it on WHORE ISLAND?

What has Nicky Hilton ever done? Anything worthwhile?
Why wasn't I born rich?
Why?
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I loathe adult women who are "into" Tweety. When I see a grown woman wearing a Tweety shirt I want to rip it off of them and choke the bitch.

I hated Tweety as a kid, I prayed to the Gods in heaven that Sylvester would eat that smug ass bird.

Is it as easy to get into the Nicki O as the Paris Hilton?

#4 - She actually attended fashion design school and desgins bags for Samantha Thavasa (sp?) and she's HUGE in Japan. She also has her own clothing line, Chick.

I think her career would take off if she released a film like Paris with her ankles behind her ears.

Hilton Hotels' should run a special with cheap hookers, so customers can associate the actual hotel chain with the people who are going to inherit it.

How many people do you think will ACTUALLY go and stay at her hotel?? Seriously!

I don't know what the world is coming to...

Ugh.

You know on Dateline when they go into a hotel and shine that blacklight onto the sheets and mattresses to reveal hidden stains? Well, then did this to Nicky's new hotel and every mattress, under blacklight, revealed a new strain of Polio, a small demon, an image of a black man's penis, and a picture of Mother Theresa weeping. Weird.

I hear you can stay for free if you sleep on sheets that paris rubbed her cooch on.

Is she going to get that chick from Overstock.com to do commercials for her?

"Have you experienced the O?"

Weak! Where will she get the start up money????

#6 I am also huge in Japan.
I feel like a giant when I'm there.
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Will the hotel fit inside of her enormous nostrils?

Nothing says "classy" than an hourly rate at a hotel.

She must have forgotten all she had to do was ask her father and he'd give her a hotel. She didn't have to enter into any business ventures.

Well, isn't that sweet? But I don't think I'd really be able to RELAX in a hotel with rubber sheets, bellboys in leopard loincloths, and free Vagisil in the bathrooms. Call me old-fashioned. Instead of a mint you get morning-after pills on your pillow, and the decor is provided by Bobbby Trendy....God there are like 20,000 jokes you can make out of this dumb ass and her dumb-ass idea.

Gotta hand it to her though, at least she's TRYING to make a living instead of just being a worthless human tapeworm living off someone else's work and still believing she is superior because of it.

"Tweety designed by Nicky Hilton", Yeah I don't think so bitch, more like created by Bob Clampett back in 42'. She may have gone to school to study design, but god damn, at least come up with your own.

That's actually a good idea, The brothel thing. Imagine a brothel called Nicky's located in Nevada with lookalike movie star whores like in L.A. Confidential. Paris could work there as well, uh , Paris!

18--took the words right out of my mouth. I was trying to read what that says next to Tweety and there it is....designed by Nicky Hilton. Nip Pinky--go get her.

I think she might look like one of those scary Talking Tina dolls that try to kill you.

oh my GOD WTF is this chicks problem!? How can she be allowed outside?! I would not fuck her in a million years!!!!!

Call me!

Of course, it was just called a 'tel before she bought it...

I knew two girls names Nicky and Paris I guess you could say they both were obscene.
They were living in their hotel lobby masturbating with some Mr. Clean
I said, "Hey there fucking grime"
And they just said, "That's hot"
You know both Nicky and Paris are slime.

I took them to a clinic and had them checked between their thighs.
They had so many diseases and lice eben some strains that could not be defined.
They both said, "That's hot, can I do I line"
The lights went out
An damnit, I started to cry.

The empty vassals started spinning because baby they're both insane
I can smell their stinking apathy and my psyche will never be the same
Their continuous blathering wil kick your behind and you know they're out shopping for new purses shouting:
Sho'nuff, eat a muff, bitch buy me some new sunglasses.

I woke up the next morning and must have fucked one on a a dare
because I had this brand new cold sore and all I could do now was fucking stare.
And in lipstick misspelled on the mirror was the line:
"Call me, 'cause I'm your fucking slyme"

Ohhhhh...Hiltons!

Come back Hiltons come back!
You dirty little skanks are such slime, slime, slime, slime

The mere thought that this bitch can do anything on her own is laughable. I DONT CARE THAT SHE WENT TO DESIGN SCHOOL! It's not like she had better options...what was she going to do? WORK??? GO TO EFFING HARVARD? She had to do something, and I'm sorry, if her last name wasn't Hilton, she wouldn't have any investors or banks interested in backing her on this one. How is precious getting the money for all of this, anyway? FROM HER DADDY, THAT'S WHERE! Who got it from HIS daddy.

Maybe next week she'll open a restaraunt or a club "on her own".

GIVE ME AN EFFING BREAK!

#23 - NIIIIICCE.
#5 - Right on - I always hoped for once just once that the darn o puddy tat could get that fuckin' bird. Any woman willfully wearing anything tweety should be forced to live in a trailer park with no car. And not the kind of trailer park where young people move to to get started, the kind that has no hope of ever leaving. Bless that!

Jacq - In response to your question, "is it as easy to get into the Nicky O as the Paris Hilton?" the answer is no. The Nicky O will require two forms of ID and not allow pets. Paris, on the other hand, will allow anybody in and animals of all shapes and sizes are welcome.

Wouldn't it suck to be the uglier, less-talented of the two Hilton sisters? That must be like being MeganHarris or something...

I'd hit it. Oh, this is about hotels or something? Oh, uhh..cool.

yeah I can see why she wouldn't want the assistance of her multi trillion dollar family's business, not like they're successful or anything. Sounds like this chica has the little sister syndrome, or the 20-something divorcee syndrome, or hell maybe she's intelligent, which would explain why she's copying her grandfather's business instead of starting her own original slut chain. I'd atleast expect a clothing line or a perfume chain like every other stuck up diva celebrity

This reminds me of the song by Julie Brown called "I'm A Blonde". Read the words thinking of a valley girl singing it.

Because I am a blonde
Julie Brown

Because I'm a blonde I don't have to think, I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry if I'm getting a man if I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
Cause I'm a blonde yeah, yeah, yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see people working and it just makes me giggle, cause I don't have to work, I just have to giggle
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-O-N-D
Cause I'm a blond don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me, but I have this philosophy, "So what?"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for them cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
Cause I'm a blonde nyah nyah nyah
They say to make it you need talent and ambition, well I got a tv show, and this is my audition;
Umm. . . okay. . . what was it?. . . ummm don't tell me. . . oh, yeah, okay "Duck Magnum, duck!"
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
I took an IQ test and I flunked it of course, I can't spell BW but I got a Porsche
Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D
Cause I'm a blonde don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian cause I love children
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
Cause I'm a blonde B-L- . . . I don't know!
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah
Cause I'm a blonde yeah yeah yeah!

Haw haw, she's ugly.

@5 I'm with you there pinky.

camusa, i may love you!

i loved bob clampett! "I'M COMMIN' BEANY BOYYYY!"
points for the reference.

It is sad to have 2 child ugly Mr Hilton !!!

Actually, #34, I think Carmusa's spoofing Darling Nikki, by Prince. Not the Beverly Hillbillies Theme.

the second part of my post was directed at # 18.

as for the, uh, "beverly hillbillies", there was no "bob".
bob clampett along with tex avery introduced us to many animated characters, porky the pig, tweety & sylvester, daffy duck and more.

_I_ was referring to "Beany and Cecil" which clampett introduced as a puppet show, and in 1961 came to the small screen in an animated form.

geez!

What does she mean she's not doing it with the help of the Hiltons?

All of her money is mummy and daddy's little empire, not actually EARNED in any way by her lazy-eyed ass.

It's not impressive to see rich kids find new ways to re-invest their parents' money.

Let's see her refuse their handouts and try to do it on her own from scratch with nothing, like most people have to start out.

Well, darling, had you mentioned #18 in the second half of your post, I wouldn't think you were still referring to Carmusa's post.

It's spelled jeez, actually. Slang term used so people could take Jesus' name in vain and get away with it instead of going straight to hell. Too bad...it doesn't work. Using jeez still sends you to hell, only it's the Nicky O Hell with lots of Tweeties and nothing to eat but Paris.

I bow in abject apology to your much more impressive spouting of obscure facts. Feel free to kiss my ass while I'm down there.

This thread sucks....lets talk about Pirates of the Caribbean instead.

I saw this today and it Rocked!
I hate that gay boy playing the girl but she was easy to overlook. I have no idea how they did those SF but they were really cool. I'm going to see it several more times.

POTC2...the contest is who looks more like a drag queen, Kiera or Johnny.

I'm still going to see it.

She says that her family is not going to help her with this project, but how does she magically get the money to start renovating these buildings???

That's right!! good old Bennie and Cecil.
They used to hang out at the "No-Bikini Atoll".

"I picture what you'd get if you took a zoo and combined it with a brothel. Only not as classy."
Classic comedy gold.

This girl is getting uglier by the second. By the time she reaches 30 she'll be a certified creature from the black lagoon.

I know I am going to get bombarded for this but here goes:

Nicky is all right in my book. Why? She shuns the spotlight. You can count the men she's been with (publicly) with just your fingers. She is actually doing something constructive (somewhat). I mean compared to her sister shes great.

AND I would definately blow my love juice all over her back.

somebody should tell her that if you pay for the hotel using your family's money, then that counts as partnering.

this thread is still boring and should be replaced with POTC movie talk.

I am going to go see it again today. Does anybody know who the black voodoo chick is?
She could look hot with a bit of teeth cleaning and bleach. She still looked way better than that Kiera guy.

I can just see the sucKsess that this will be. After all she's a Hilton and doesn't need ANYONES help.

I'm assuming that she knows how to read and write.

Who cares?

The bitch doesn't even own a single illegal exotic animal nor has she shown her sandy vagina in some nightmare inducing sex tape.

She is not news.

@43 (just to be sure we don't confuse the newbie)
your memory is better than mine! i loved beany and cecil..Cecil the Sea-Sick Sea Serpent. would you belive i STILL have a plush cecil with the pull string...and it still talks! ok, it only remember a couple phrases, but i love that thing!!
does mean i'm not the oldest person posting on this site???

and as far as i'm concerned, xsteff or whatever just has no frame of refernce. that's what happens when you are raised on "barney", "teletubbies" and that other purple thing???? oh, yeah, prince.

um. and i think i stayed in a hilton hotel a few times in my youth. there, a pertinant comment.
toodles!

At least she didn't enlist Paris for this enterprise--they'd probably put night-vision cameras in all the rooms.

But, yeah, good for her for being independent.

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She's just a living doll I tell you.

i saw her friend nic richie on E! wearing a shirt that said "Ken lay lives" with a pic of ken on it haha, any idea where she got it, i have to have one

I don't know anything about Nicky, but I feel like she might be the "normal" one in the family.

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Why are photos of this chick always up her nose. Is she seven feet tall?

oh god shes ugly...so very very ugly

#50

I'm not a newbie. Unlike some people, if I have nothing to add, I don't bother to speak up. It's like going to an orchestra presentation and jumping up onstage because you play a mean harmonica. No sense in gilding the lily if a virtuoso is already at work. I prefer to watch the performance.

You, on the other hand, have not been here long. And should get your harmonica off the stage.

As for my not having a point of reference, I apologize for being a member of Generation X. I'll go crank up my Duran Duran records now and google your reference. What link did you use when you did it?

what the hell does the o stand for

I knew a guy in the Hell's Angels who had a Tweety tatooed on his wanker. I don't like the Tweety fashion but some of Nicki's clothing designs are cute like the cerub hoodies.

I think the "O" stands for ovum, of which many a sperm will be searching for in THAT hotel, if Paris decides to stay with her entourage...

I wonder if the hotel has vibrating beds...classy joint...