Jul 25 2006Natalie Portman gets blonde and angry
A blonde Natalie Portman was spotted in Buenos Aires getting in a fight with some paparazzi, which makes the third case this week of celebrities suddenly getting in tussles with photographers. Maybe somebody has been hiding steroids in their food. Or sending out memos saying the paparazzi killed their parents. And maybe that somebody was me. Because I'll be damned if I'll let a court order stop me from hiding steroids in food and telling people their parents were murdered by a bunch of dudes with cameras.
More of Natalie going at it with the paparazzi after the jump.
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Reader Comments
1. yuckyfresh - July 25, 2006 3:00 PM
she looks like she's trying to cast a spell on them, but accidently dyed her hair the wrong color.
2. snark - July 25, 2006 3:00 PM
poor, poor natalie portman.
3. leahdeadly - July 25, 2006 3:02 PM
She has seriously short arms.
Is she supposed to be good looking?
4. gammanormids - July 25, 2006 3:07 PM
Those pictures are funny... is she rapping again?
5. Jacq - July 25, 2006 3:08 PM
Do not fuck with that hair-do. Priceless.
She looks like she may be a little drunk.
6. gammanormids - July 25, 2006 3:08 PM
Those pictures are funny... is she rapping again?
7. jane's eyre - July 25, 2006 3:08 PM
Natalie! Don't follow the light!
8. fowler - July 25, 2006 3:09 PM
still hot.
9. Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest - July 25, 2006 3:11 PM
Is it me or does that hairline start a little far back. I don't know she's all right looking for a jew. Most jewish broads are ugly. I'd let her give me a rusty trombone.
10. Italian Stallion - July 25, 2006 3:12 PM
(pic #5)
I didn't know she knew the Westside gang signs........
11. Geno - July 25, 2006 3:15 PM
Cute and a little kooky? I think I'm in love with Nat.
http://genosworld.blogspot.com/
12. Geno - July 25, 2006 3:15 PM
Cute and a little kooky? I think I'm in love with Nat.
http://genosworld.blogspot.com/
13. ImSuicidal - July 25, 2006 3:18 PM
That's her angry look?? She needs to take lessons from Arquette!
14. PapaHotNuts - July 25, 2006 3:22 PM
Where is her paparazzi towel? You can't yell at the paparazzi without a towel.
15. jrzmommy - July 25, 2006 3:22 PM
Oh look honey, it's the Heat Meiser from A Year Without A Santa Claus!!
2--VERY FUNNY
16. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 3:23 PM
In a related story, Keanu Reeves asked a piece of driftwood for acting tips.
17. SoftBlueGlow - July 25, 2006 3:25 PM
It's Celeb Vs. Paparazzi week!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
18. SoftBlueGlow - July 25, 2006 3:25 PM
It's Celeb Vs. Paparazzi week!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
19. SoftBlueGlow - July 25, 2006 3:25 PM
It's Celeb Vs. Paparazzi week!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
20. educatedguess - July 25, 2006 3:27 PM
She's beautiful and intelligent and I feel bad for her.
21. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 3:31 PM
C a n t. T y p e. W i t h. O n e. H a n d.
G o i n g
T o
P o r n
S i t e
22. ImSuicidal - July 25, 2006 3:32 PM
#17..18..19... I've got a "SoftBlueGlow" around my nutsack.
23. che1964 - July 25, 2006 3:33 PM
She cute and all, but I bet she's one of those chicks with a hairy butt crack.
24. Italian Stallion - July 25, 2006 3:37 PM
@22 When should we start the funeral arrangements, I'm getting restless. Nobody likes you remember? Get it over with, please.............
25. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 3:38 PM
#23, if your name reflects your age, then you fall in the category of men with age > 40, that means you have really nasty smelling nuts.
26. sharkbite - July 25, 2006 3:45 PM
And celebrities fight back! I've never really cared for candid shots myself, so, I'm happy to see the press take a little beatdown.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
27. twzzlrgirl - July 25, 2006 3:46 PM
What is with all these women wearing sweaters, turtlenecks, etc. in the middle of summer? Celebs are going nuts on the paparazzi because of temporary insanity due to heat stroke.
28. ImSuicidal - July 25, 2006 3:46 PM
#24 If I may be so bold as to direct your attention to (#106 Lindsay Lohan/Paris Hilton pic) & (#39 Christie Brinkley pic) I'm trying to make amends!
29. GossipMonkey - July 25, 2006 3:47 PM
HOLY FIVE HEAD. Israel is looking to get her angry ass over there so it can deflect the bombs baby.
30. jrzmommy - July 25, 2006 3:52 PM
27--I was thinking the same thing, but then I thought that maybe Argentina is in a different hemisphere so it might not be summer for them.
31. twzzlrgirl - July 25, 2006 3:53 PM
O.k., #25, my bad. She's in Buenos Aires. Damn my inability to read in this heat!
32. twzzlrgirl - July 25, 2006 3:54 PM
And I'm a reading teacher :) Scary, huh?
33. twzzlrgirl - July 25, 2006 3:56 PM
Damn, and I meant to reference myself as #27, not number 25. Crap, I'm going to sit naked in front of an open refrigerator until my brain cells stop withering.
Bye :)
34. Italian Stallion - July 25, 2006 3:57 PM
@28 Where did we fail you? You fucker, now I have to take back the flowers, and I do believe they don't have a refund policy for Funeral bought flowers. Asshole, I'm sending you the bill bitch!!!!!
P.S. What was your address again, I forgot.........
35. Proteon - July 25, 2006 3:57 PM
TEH SUPERAZZI!
36. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 3:57 PM
#33 stop smoking crack...put down the pipe, quick
37. jrzmommy - July 25, 2006 3:59 PM
Last picture--Garra de la Muerte de Buenos Aires MWAHAHAHAHA
38. twzzlrgirl - July 25, 2006 4:00 PM
I thought it was the heat, but it could be the crack...I'll take the advice.
I'm still gonna sit in front of the fridge...
39. jrzmommy - July 25, 2006 4:01 PM
Last picture--Garra de la Muerte de Buenos Aires MWAHAHAHAHA
40. ImSuicidal - July 25, 2006 4:02 PM
#34 Stallion, you can still send the flowers, I need a new centerpiece!
41. jrzmommy - July 25, 2006 4:03 PM
What the fuck with the multi-posts?
42. ImSuicidal - July 25, 2006 4:04 PM
#34 Stallion, you can still send the flowers, I need a new centerpiece! (Yo Adrian, it's me Rocky)
43. SoftBlueGlow - July 25, 2006 4:10 PM
I am the king of Multi-posts. Bow before me.
http://www.VeryLiberating.com - Anonymous Confessions and Photos
44. boobiezmagee - July 25, 2006 4:13 PM
#28- You're alive?!?!
Damn. I wanted to see my suicide idea on the news. :(
45. pop - July 25, 2006 4:14 PM
that's crazy! i had no idea i had something in common with natalie portman...sometimes my balls get blonde and crazy!!
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
balls.
46. Fisher55 - July 25, 2006 4:15 PM
she was hairy when i crackfucked her
47. Fisher55 - July 25, 2006 4:16 PM
she was hairy when i crackfucked her
48. Fisher55 - July 25, 2006 4:17 PM
she was hairy when i crackfucked her
49. PacificLight - July 25, 2006 4:17 PM
When I was at Harvard, I also smoked weed every day.
50. pinky_nip - July 25, 2006 4:17 PM
Natalie Portman, to me, is about as intriguing as listening to my boss describe his prostate exam while trying to stare down my shirt.
51. Fisher55 - July 25, 2006 4:17 PM
we had sex three times : )
52. Fisher55 - July 25, 2006 4:18 PM
42 it's adrienne i think. adrian would be a man.
53. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 4:19 PM
#50 Pinky, I am staring down ur shirt and I like what I see....can I touch them?
54. twdldee - July 25, 2006 4:22 PM
Life in Argentina is hard for the paparazzi. starving photographers! They need some meat, especially when stars aren't going out if they don't look Hot Hot Hot!!! Might I recommend a joint and some eye drops, instead?
55. ImSuicidal - July 25, 2006 4:22 PM
#44 Sorry to disappoint! There still may be a time...
56. srggrl26 - July 25, 2006 4:26 PM
that's a cute little boy, why is he so mad?
57. pinky_nip - July 25, 2006 4:28 PM
@53 Fugurself: You are one horny self today, aren't you?
If you were to look at my tits, you would drop down on your knees and thank the Lord for creating something so perfect and beautiful, that even He had to take a day off to rest and enjoy them.
58. PapaHotNuts - July 25, 2006 4:28 PM
I made some toast this morning, and in the center of one piece, an image of Natalie Portman appeared, much like the images of the Blessed Virgin Mary that appear to people across the world. Instead of erecting a shrine and lighting candles, then notifying the press and the Vatican of this miracle, I simple put some jelly on her face and ate it. I really like toast, especially Natalie portman toast.
59. SpecialAgentWind - July 25, 2006 4:32 PM
Pinky_nip
How do you prefer your pussy lickers? Virgin or more experienced?
60. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 4:38 PM
@58, I don't know what they put in my coffee this morning. All my co-workers were standing around to see me drink it. Then they all laughed after I finished the cup. About an hour later, I rushed to the nearest CVS and got some KY and have been spending most of the day in the restroom. Who knows the escort line in Boston?
61. biatcho - July 25, 2006 4:38 PM
Hey Fisher55, I though I told you to kill yourself months ago? Go read some of the posts from yesterday regarding ImSuicidal, take good notes & proceed with doing the world a favor.
Natalie Portman is so boring, who gives a fuck. probably just got a hold of some angel dust, or fun dip.
62. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 4:39 PM
@58, I don't know what they put in my coffee this morning. All my co-workers were standing around to see me drink it. Then they all laughed after I finished the cup. About an hour later, I rushed to the nearest CVS and got some KY and have been spending most of the day in the restroom. Does anyone know the escort line in Boston?
63. hopeless_screenwriter - July 25, 2006 4:40 PM
@15 It's not the Heat Mizer it's Bergermeister Meisterberger.
64. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 4:40 PM
@58, I don't know what they put in my coffee this morning. All my co-workers were standing around to see me drink it. Then they all laughed after I finished the cup. About an hour later, I rushed to the nearest CVS and got some KY and have been spending most of the day in the restroom. Does anyone know the escort line in Boston?
65. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 4:40 PM
@58, I don't know what they put in my coffee this morning. All my co-workers were standing around to see me drink it. Then they all laughed after I finished the cup. About an hour later, I rushed to the nearest CVS and got some KY and have been spending most of the day in the restroom. Does anyone know the escort line in Boston?
66. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 4:40 PM
@58, I don't know what they put in my coffee this morning. All my co-workers were standing around to see me drink it. Then they all laughed after I finished the cup. About an hour later, I rushed to the nearest CVS and got some KY and have been spending most of the day in the restroom. Does anyone know the escort line in Boston?
67. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 4:40 PM
@58, I don't know what they put in my coffee this morning. All my co-workers were standing around to see me drink it. Then they all laughed after I finished the cup. About an hour later, I rushed to the nearest CVS and got some KY and have been spending most of the day in the restroom. Does anyone know the escort line in Boston?
68. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 4:40 PM
@58, I don't know what they put in my coffee this morning. All my co-workers were standing around to see me drink it. Then they all laughed after I finished the cup. About an hour later, I rushed to the nearest CVS and got some KY and have been spending most of the day in the restroom. Does anyone know the escort line in Boston?
69. pinky_nip - July 25, 2006 4:40 PM
@59: I'm an equal opportunity employer.
70. ImSuicidal - July 25, 2006 4:45 PM
I don't want to bring up old tidings, but over on the Lindsay v Paris pic, #116 needs a butt reaming
71. jrzmommy - July 25, 2006 4:45 PM
Fugurself--7 times--I think you just got the Server Fuck Up Multi Post record! Wow. You win a beer!
72. Fugurself - July 25, 2006 4:49 PM
Sorry guys, there is something seriously wrong with the server. Piece of crap
73. CruisingForCock - July 25, 2006 4:54 PM
Thank you. She was such a polite stripper in Closer.
71 You're drunk then, right? Oh wait, this was a server fuck up.
74. jrzmommy - July 25, 2006 5:01 PM
73--HUH?
75. Jacq - July 25, 2006 5:02 PM
WHAT THE HELL?!?! AGAIN WITH A SWEATER!!!
76. hopeless_screenwriter - July 25, 2006 5:04 PM
@34 Pissing myself. "Where did we fail you?" I'm asking myself the same question.
@13, 22, 28, 40, 42, 55.
I hope I am speaking for the whole group when I say to you; we do not appreciate your futile attempt to gain attention by lying. You said you were going to kill yourself and we gave you all the tools necessary. Fuck we even gave you access to a website that shows you how. And some of us bought you flowers. I'll even volunteer as a Pall Bearer, what I'm not going to do is just sit back and let you 'Wuss Out'. Listening to you blubber about wanting to fit in changing your story "Hey guys I don't know you, but can I join your club, I never wanted to commit suicide I just wanted to fit in, because I'm a misfit just like you guys."
Hint Ass-wipe: We are not mistfits and we are not going to let you off that easy. You can't be like, "Oh I want to die, can you help me?' and then pretend like you never really wanted to die. That's horseshit, and we are not falling for it we know you want to die and we are there for you until the end. Don't worry you came to the right place.
And to show my concern (Pushes out of the room) here is a ten dollar bill go to the store and buy some crazy glue and cheese wire...
...we are all extremely excited to never hear from you ever again, do not let us down.
With Love,
Hopeless
77. ImSuicidal - July 25, 2006 5:09 PM
#76 You must be that "bogus" hopeless... when The REAL one logs in, then I leave (taking your tenner with me!)
78. jrzmommy - July 25, 2006 5:11 PM
Jacq--whispering-- think we decided to let Portman slide on the sweater because we think Argentina is in a different hemisphere and it's not technically summertime there. But we're still taking snide remarks about the hair and the claw of death coming to get her.
79. ImSuicidal - July 25, 2006 5:15 PM
#76 did I say "tenner", I meant sawbuck!!!
80. hopeless_screenwriter - July 25, 2006 5:15 PM
@77 You're right that was the 'bogus' Hopeless. The real hopeless wants to come over to your house and listen to Journey, Air Supply, and Chicago and play suck-and-blow with you with a razor-blade.
81. hopeless_screenwriter - July 25, 2006 5:16 PM
@77 You're right that was the 'bogus' Hopeless. The real hopeless wants to come over to your house and listen to Journey, Air Supply, and Chicago and play suck-and-blow with you with a razor-blade.
82. che1964 - July 25, 2006 5:29 PM
#25 I guess you must have a hairy ass crack...
And no, it does not refect my age ;)
83. che1964 - July 25, 2006 5:32 PM
#25 I guess you must have a hairy ass crack...
And no, it does not refect my age ;)
84. che1964 - July 25, 2006 5:34 PM
But my spelling does, argh!!! reflect,reflect..
85. HolisticWisdomcom - July 25, 2006 5:39 PM
She must have to keep a terrifc sense of humor most of the time. I figure once in a while when you feel like giving a swift round house to the face of someone blinding you with flashes as they take your picture on a bad hair day you are entitled to be a bit grumpy.
Perhaps some sex jokes to lighten the mood?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-jokes.htm
86. francesfarmer - July 25, 2006 5:47 PM
@ 79 Hopeless: LOL!! Journey, air supply, awesomeness!!!!!!!!!!! I hope she doesn't think the song "open arms" is a reference to the gang bang on the Brinkely thread. Thanks for making up for the shitty threads yesterday
87. LilRach - July 25, 2006 6:02 PM
She is the most cutest little thing eva!
88. hopeless_screenwriter - July 25, 2006 6:08 PM
#57. I should impersonate you more often, you could use the help, fucktard. But, I'm too busy to cover for you. Meh.
#77, 81. The "real" hopeless is too busy giving deep throating lessons to PapaHotNuts, listening to Cher, and experimenting with hot wax and nipple stapling.
#76. STFU, fucking lametard! Don't make me break out the cheese grater again, ass munch!
89. BarbadoSlim - July 25, 2006 6:09 PM
HAHAHAHA..girlfriend looks like she's gonna bust some ass.
I like it.
90. eXtasyStef - July 25, 2006 6:10 PM
Natalie has always confused me. She's both weird looking and sexy at the same time. I see one pic, and she's hot. I see another, and she looks like a cracked out Winona Ryder.
91. BarbadoSlim - July 25, 2006 6:36 PM
Pssssssst..@78..bitch shold not be allowed to get away with her turtle-bucket sweater.
I don't care if she's doin' the tango down in the Pampas.
92. Iambananas - July 25, 2006 6:53 PM
THE
BANANA
IS
BACK
FOR
ALL
YOU
NEWBIES
JANES EYRE
IS
SLUM
.
REMEMBER
WHEN
YOU
WERN'T
FAMOUS
NATALIE?
NataLIE.
93. cibby - July 25, 2006 7:08 PM
I guess the SNL gangsta rap gave her a taste of being angry...
94. ValeWolf - July 25, 2006 7:08 PM
She looks like a maniac.
I love it how one day out of the blue they just freak out like that. I mean they take it every day of the year but there's always one day when they just go nuts and start hitting people even if they are standing a fair ammount of feet away from them.
95. datter - July 25, 2006 7:16 PM
She doesn't look anger *at all*. More "after the jump"
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Stop saying "after the jump"... seriously. It's annoying, and should be embarrassing for you if you'd just think about it for a moment. This is a blog, it's NOT "big media"... stop trying to go backwards.
96. BarbadoSlim - July 25, 2006 7:30 PM
Boy, you ain't gonna drop this "after the jump jump" thing anytime soon are ya'? :)
97. diamondprynzez - July 25, 2006 7:36 PM
as tempting as it is...
don't feed the troll.
98. jane's eyre - July 25, 2006 7:40 PM
People who put big line breaks in their posts are attention whores. *cough lamebananas! *cough* herbiefrog! *cough* datter! *cough cough*
Somebody have a Riiiiicolaaaaa?
99. bunnyhugger - July 25, 2006 8:43 PM
why is she running like steve austin?
as in the slo mo action scenes in "six million dollar man"?
100. bunnyhugger - July 25, 2006 8:51 PM
OFF TOPIC OFF TOPIC
hey, any fellow dorks/nerds, etc.
jimmy doohan's ashes are heading for space in october.
just saw that on the news.
bon voyage, scotty.
go ahead, rip me a new one. it's more interesting than most of today's posts.
101. datter - July 25, 2006 9:30 PM
So ban me, but "after the jump" is a symptom of this blog (and others) taking itself way too seriously.
102. hisforalways - July 25, 2006 9:31 PM
Looove her.
103. BarbadoSlim - July 25, 2006 9:33 PM
@100..sad yet great news, may his engines always have enough power.
He died well.
104. bunnyhugger - July 25, 2006 9:40 PM
amen, barbado.
105. hopeless_screenwriter - July 25, 2006 10:08 PM
@100 Holy dog biscuits is this my lucky night or what? Two threads in a row where Bunnyhugger writes something completely fucktarded and then sits and waits for hours for a response. Are you getting the patheticness of your existence yet. And what's more pathetic is that I'm going to shave my balls and masturbate with a cheesegrater. I say the most ridiculous crap ever. I need to be shot in the face repeatedly with wax coated bullets. I suck. I completely suck. I need to die immediately.
106. hopeless_screenwriter - July 25, 2006 10:09 PM
This is boring. You guys all suck. Be back later. HEHEHEHEHEHE
107. jane's eyre - July 26, 2006 12:16 AM
So Natalie turns blonde when she's angry?
108. jane's eyre - July 26, 2006 12:52 AM
@101 And you getting your panties in a bind are symptomatic of you taking this (and other) blogs way too seriously. But whatever. Fight the good fight, precious. And we don't ban here, we assume your screen name and make you say bad things about yourself.
109. Joey bag o' donuts - July 26, 2006 1:47 AM
"I became a movie star so I can live a private life" With her hair like that she looks like a total eclipse. What do cameramen say to piss off everyone?
Paparozzi; Yo bitch, your ass is looking particularly boney today.
Movie Star; I'm gonna Sean Penn you.
Paparozzi; Nice head, you look like a total eclipse.
Movie Star; That's it! It's Naomi Campbell time!
Paparozzi; Click! Click!
Tomorrows headline; Movie Star with total eclipse head goes super nova on camera dude. (picture by Johnny Paparozzi)
110. jane's eyre - July 26, 2006 1:48 AM
Like, I am a human bidet, plying my trade orally cleansing bung holes at truck stops.
111. SaSsY - July 26, 2006 1:59 AM
I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING, I USED TO LIKE NATALIE PORTMAN, BUT I DON'T LIKE HER HITTING OUR PAPARAZZIS... I LIVE IN ARGENTINA, NOT IN BUENOS AIRES, BUT NEARBY... AND I THINK SHE NEEDS TO DO A LIL THINKING IN HER UGLY BLOND HEAD, WE ARE NOT IN LOS ANGELES DARLING, I HERE IF YOU HIT A PHOTOGRAPHER YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE... YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT...
AND I THINK SHE GOT INTO BIG TROUBLE FOR THAT... SO SAYS "JORGE RIAL" A BIG JOURNALIST IN THE SHOWBUSS....
ANYWAYS... AMIDALA NEEDS TO PUT HER CLAWS AWAYS... HIT YOUR PAPPARAZZIS... BITCH!
SASSY OUT!
112. fukusan - July 26, 2006 4:15 AM
She's still fine, and I'd like to feed it to her.
113. spluch - July 26, 2006 5:28 AM
Haven't seen Natalie Portman like this before. She seems like a really nice person. She must have acted this way because she was drunk, not to mention paparazzis are also very annoying too. :(
114. Jayvee - July 26, 2006 5:31 AM
She is only angry because she flew to Buenos Aires to stop Gael from getting married, I'm guessing the plan isn't working...
115. AmberDextrose - July 26, 2006 7:21 AM
I see from the photos above (gerbil-creature waving it's arms about) and the many repeat posts that we have actually entered Groundhog Day.
We shall be stuck here now forever looking at the same 'news' and backstabbing posts until we all get it right.
So, does that mean more bitching, or less?
PS - where is my troll? I want my own troll.
116. herbiefrog - July 26, 2006 8:16 AM
late as usual... anyway #10
actually pic 5 looks more like she's doin a devil's horns 'cept that the goat seems to have it's head down munching grass [surely there's a pun in there somewhere]. ...and on pic b4, did she spill some white sauce on her jumper surely if it was cum she'd have noticed where it went? Still... cute.
117. spatz - July 26, 2006 9:57 AM
awww christ, still?
118. SpecialAgentWind - July 26, 2006 10:07 AM
So #105 faux hopeless is really Hotplate face. How nice, poking a bitch at someone for no reason yet no ability to comment on the celeb. That's sad that you sucked your moms ass as hotplate face and now your sucking terribly as faux hopeless. I thought I told you to get a life.
119. hotplateface - July 26, 2006 10:26 AM
#118 BreakingWind: I do not sign on as other people, fucker. I have one identity, hotplateface. Quit obsessing over me.
And where the hell is jrzmommy, I miss her witty observances today, must've had to run to the store to pick up her viginia slims and monistat.
120. jane's eyre - July 26, 2006 10:49 AM
Hmm, the words "Quit obsessing over me" sound suspiciously like lamebananas.
@110 Nice try, troll.
121. hotplateface - July 26, 2006 10:52 AM
#120: Why don't you go suck up some ants with your aardvark nose.
122. SpecialAgentWind - July 26, 2006 10:58 AM
I'll quit obessing over you (as if) when you stop being a fucktard and attacking posters for no reason other than you're 12 year old pimp wanna be. What's the matter - your mom not give you your take on last nights action? Speaking of obession - still got a rock hard on for jrzmommy? Seriously, she's just not that into you.
123. jane's eyre - July 26, 2006 11:00 AM
Yes, I believe those are the same words that lamebananas used. I'm sorry that you're so mad that people keep on figuring out who you are, but maybe if you weren't always such a prick you'd be able to hide a little bit better. You probably account for 99% of the trolls on this site. You are a busy little bugger, aren't you? Pity you have nothing better to do than think up new nicknames to log in under, when you aren't ripping off someone else's. Oh well, buck up precious, maybe someday somewhere will like you just as you are.
124. hotplateface - July 26, 2006 11:07 AM
#122+123: LADIES & GENTLEMEN, MAY I PRESENT TO YOU THE TWO BIGGEST LOSERS ON THE SUPERFICIAL.
IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 320 LBS IS THE EVER UNFUNNY AND SMELLY "BREAKING WIND"
AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGING IN AT 250 LBS (200 BEING IN THE CENTER OF HER FACE) BUTT-ASS UGLY JANE'S ERROR.. JANE BEING HER MOTHER'S NAME
Now you two can spoon away.. Jane smelling your farts, breaking wind.
125. SpecialAgentWind - July 26, 2006 11:14 AM
But Hotplate - I only have my obession over you. But please stop confusing me with your fat ass mom.
BTW - learn to spell - the wiggers will appreciate you better.
126. jane's eyre - July 26, 2006 11:24 AM
Wow, lamebananas, et al, that's one snappy comeback. If you don't have anything logical and/or factual to say, JUST TYPE IN CAPS AND SAY WHATEVER YOUR PEABRAIN CAN OOZE OUT, AND MAYBE SOMEONE WILL REALLY TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY, BECAUSE EVERYONE REALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION.
127. jrzmommy - July 26, 2006 11:27 AM
Shitface!!! It's you? Where ya been, douchebag? Grounded? Okay, well, run along and finish decaptiating your sister's Barbies before I get that Claw of Death in the last picture to come and git ya, you little cunt.
128. jane's eyre - July 26, 2006 11:27 AM
K, I'm all funned out on feeding the troll. Sorry, everyone else, sometimes when you see a big ugly bug you just gotta smash it, ya know?
129. spatz - July 26, 2006 11:29 AM
i guess this is the kind of shit that goes down during the summer. junior high is closed and the kiddos have nothing better to do than raid the superfish. dont you have puppies to kick you evil 13 year old pubescent troll?
130. hotplateface - July 26, 2006 11:29 AM
#125: You bitch at me about spelling, yet, I'm trying to figure out what this word means in your ramblings: obession
Fuckstick.
131. hotplateface - July 26, 2006 11:32 AM
#127&128: You two are so fucking hilarious! You're regular Rowan & Martin's.
I just LOVE all the "mommy" references and that I'm 13 years old.. classic comedy!
And so appropriate, because you two could only match wits with a 13 year old.
132. YouWannaBMe - July 26, 2006 11:37 AM
SO
NICE
TO
SEE
YOU'RE
BACK
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SHITHEAD!
(Done feeding the Troll for the day...)
133. Justin Igger - July 26, 2006 11:37 AM
@128 It's kind of like when children see a big ugly nose and run for their lives. Quick question. Was Gonzo your favorite muppet growing up?
134. YouWannaBMe - July 26, 2006 11:39 AM
That pic hardly looks like Natalie Portman. For all we know it can be some hooker there that looks like her and they're just trying to get some press for their pathetic little country. I find it really really hard to believe that Natalie Portman would flip like that. Ivy leaguer and all... But I guess even the intelligent have their days, am I right? :)
135. jrzmommy - July 26, 2006 11:39 AM
Shitface, we told you to go away.
136. YouWannaBMe - July 26, 2006 11:41 AM
What the fuck? Is Superfish Guy on vacation this week? Throw us a frikkin' bone, here, beeyach!
137. hotplateface - July 26, 2006 11:43 AM
#135: Once again, awesome comeback! I nearly wet myself with your humor!
And since when are you the BOSS of Free Speech?
138. YouWannaBMe - July 26, 2006 11:46 AM
do they call you hotplateface because of your acne or because of the fact that your mommy liked to discipline you by grabbing your retarted head and fucking frying your face? which one?
don't fuck with jrz bitch.
139. jrzmommy - July 26, 2006 11:50 AM
I don't need to make witty comebacks to you. You're an annoying little puke and nobody likes you.
140. eXtasyStef - July 26, 2006 11:51 AM
Did anyone else get the troll firewall is in place warning?
141. Ez-EEEE - July 26, 2006 11:53 AM
i can remember a time when attacking fellow posters was funny. when the cooler people got involved. namely me. and oshie, and papa, and mamacita, and of course our ever present punching bag.. megman harris.
watching you guys fight is like watching
saved by the bell: the new class.
sure itll kill half an hour, but at the end of that half hour, you wanna kill yourself.
142. Justin Igger - July 26, 2006 11:54 AM
hotplateface stay fuck cheesiemommy n her big nose sucking up all the black mans air friend, fuck them both one of my friends told me to come here cause this site is funny but she did say watch out for these two bitches that fuck everyting up by posting all da fucking time n now i see what she was talking about i might actually never come back but i might stay just to fuck wit these dumbfucks
143. jane's eyre - July 26, 2006 11:54 AM
@140
No, what did it say? Are they going to actually DO something about it? That would be a relief. Then maybe the 'fish would be fun again, like it was before they showed up.
144. jrzmommy - July 26, 2006 11:55 AM
141-- and you.
145. chelleann66 - July 26, 2006 11:55 AM
Okay, I'm so bored that it's come to this...
Did you know that "hotplateface" rearranged spells - "hot fecal pate"?
As in, hotplateface enjoys a savory cracker topped with hot fecal pate.
146. jane's eyre - July 26, 2006 11:55 AM
I didn't know the original Saved by the Bell was funny.
147. eXtasyStef - July 26, 2006 11:58 AM
I tried to post some links from the Flame Warriors site so the current prepubescent troll could reach a better understanding of just how sad and overdone he/she/its behavior is, but I got a message saying it was being monitored. Must be just because it had more than one link...it took three to cover all the bases with this one.
148. eXtasyStef - July 26, 2006 12:00 PM
http://www.flamewarriors.com/
Pertaining Warriors:
ALLCAPS
Enfant Provocateur
Troller
149. spatz - July 26, 2006 12:02 PM
yeah Ez but that was also when the superfish guy was funny. its all gone to hell. everybody on here deserves a landbeating.
150. Ez-EEEE - July 26, 2006 12:02 PM
jane, i was wondering if anyone would notice that, congratulations.
*gives jane some balloons and a giant check for a penny.
151. eXtasyStef - July 26, 2006 12:07 PM
Add Ennui to the list for those who won't stop whining about how boring it is here.
152. twzzlrgirl - July 26, 2006 12:08 PM
#149 -- I agree. If you look back on the archives, the stuff is frickin' hilarious. But now [yawn], just not funny. The fighting is more entertaining then the stories.
btw - i heard "Stars are Blind" by Paris Hilton. Before I knew it was her singing, I actually liked the song. Now I have to kill myself...
153. jrzmommy - July 26, 2006 12:11 PM
EzEEE-- so you're pretty proud that you started posting here before some of us....You're like the big Mahat becaue YOU had pissing contestes with other commenters before some of us. I got news for ya, being cavalier about something like that is pretty much the definition of gay. It is.
154. eXtasyStef - July 26, 2006 12:13 PM
I just think Superfish Owner Dude has a sadistic sense of humor and likes to see ya'all whine about being bored before he whips out the latest. SOD is a cocktease.
152--if you really want to kill yourself, Snarkywood was a piece on the Huff that made me want to gouge out my eyes.
155. mcsegeek1 - July 26, 2006 12:15 PM
I'd still hit that, angry or not.
156. Ez-EEEE - July 26, 2006 12:18 PM
153- no its not about timing its about being entertaining. but i know thats something you cant quite understand.
157. Ez-EEEE - July 26, 2006 12:21 PM
spatz wtf is a landbeating? is that a smacking with landmans humongous cock?
158. jrzmommy - July 26, 2006 12:21 PM
156--so when you exchanged crude insults with people as junk food for YOUR mind it was insightful, cutting-edge and awe inspiring prose and the rest of us are just exchanging crude insults? Okay, Shakespere.
159. spatz - July 26, 2006 12:26 PM
it sure is.
160. Ez-EEEE - July 26, 2006 12:28 PM
158-
the difference between you and me is far too vast for a short comment.
WHY are YOU capitalizing RANDOM words FUCKFACE?
i wonder how many times youve pushed refresh while waiting for a response.
161. jrzmommy - July 26, 2006 12:43 PM
160--The difference between you and me is that I really could give a fuck less about this website and the comments made here other than it's an interesting boredom breaker while you really seem to believe it has been your personal showcase for all of your cleverness. Speaking of hitting refresh buttons, you're pretty quick with a rebuttal, too. What's your secret, if you're not hitting a refresh button?
162. scoos - July 26, 2006 2:26 PM
I would hit it until i collapsed.
163. primaleyes - July 26, 2006 10:28 PM
I guess celebs wish they had a license to kill paparazzi. If you gave them one though, it would only lead to them demanding an extension to cover... fans, vagrants , children etc....
164. Laura - July 26, 2006 11:30 PM
She must really like that sweater. It's the same one she wore on her date with Jake:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/06/01/jake_gyllenhaal_and_natalie_po.html
165. AmberDextrose - July 27, 2006 5:11 AM
I'd hit it (the refresh key, that is).
166. ERLynx12 - July 29, 2006 9:41 AM
i like when celebrities freak out at the people who take the pictures of them for the people who are buying the magazines who are the people who are paying their entire salaries. acting is 100% easy and it takes 0 hard work. i dont care what anyone says, acting is simple, all those people who are freaking out at papparazzo, your life is simple, their life of taking pictures is much harder than yours. leave them alone. also, fuck you.
167. herbiefrog - July 29, 2006 6:58 PM
#70 wtf?
oh... other thread...
no energy
fu
168. Juego De Poker - June 15, 2007 2:41 PM
I love her! whatever she's gonna do, I still love her.
She never want to be on the first pages of magazine "people". She is not so stupid like paris "the bitch"