Naomi Campbell is arrested again

She makes me tired. It looks like her wig isn't on right. Pretty.

She's not violent at all is she?

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

*yawn*

I HATE THIS CUNT!!!

Apparently, Naomi thinks 4 am is a good time to go pick up the stuff she left at her ex-boyfriend's apartment. Maybe she's too busy abusing the help during the day?

BORING!

What else is new??

What else is new??

Maybe she's mad because Ethiopia invaded Somalia?

She should go to Israel and work for the Army there, she would be a great war strategist.

Her ex was probably in his room, doing his new girlfriend, not a care in the world and Naomi busted through the wall like the Kool-Aid man.

Anyone here seen the SNL skit where Maya Rudolf (sp?) was Donatella Versace and Halle Berry was Naomi and she trashed the room and ran through the wall on Halloween? 'Bout like that.

This just goes to show - you can't always get by on your good looks. Unless you're me, in which you can coast your way through life without a care inevitably.
Or unless you're Naomi Campbell, the violent and drunk "pioneer" of the fashion world who introduced us to the beauty of anorexic, masculine gorillas when all we had was Cindy Crawford and Heidi Klum. If that's the case, you'll probably get arrested a lot and end up dying in a car crash. Sorry, Naomi, you lose at life! Loser!!!

Again... why can she get away with everything?!! Seriously she needs to be sent to Guantanamo for the weekend. Stupid bitch.

Naomi Campbell - Kicking Ass 24/7

I would like to see her go up against Joe Rogan in a celebrity Ultimate Fighting Deathmatch.

again...i'm tired of naomi cambell stupidity ....isn't there anything else?

again...i'm tired of naomi cambell stupidity ....isn't there anything else?

I wish someone would beat her to near death and rip that wig off of her nappy head..

Who'd think that the innocent girl that started off would turn into the Naomi Campbell now... 1:47 into the video

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-stars-before-they-were-stars/v/2736/

What?! Yahoo News scoops the Superficial? What up?!

again???...i'm tired of naomi campbell...she's borring ... doesn't do anything ... some people just don't know how to put the flash light on them...

I never thought she was attractive at all. She just needs a sound ass kicking and I'm not the one to do it.

How many times do you have to get arrested for something before they finally label you an antisocial thug and put your ass in jail for a lengthy period? I know supermodels get a lot of leniency on crap like this, but this is ridiculous. We really need a helpful chart, like this:

NUMBER OF TIMES A PERSON CAN GO APESHIT ON SOMEONE AND STILL NOT GO TO JAIL

Millionaires and billionaires - no limit
Supermodels - 10
Female movie stars - 6
Male movie stars - 5
Rock stars - 5
Talk show hosts - 3
Midgets - 3
Hot non-famous people - 2
Everyone else - 1, if the other person was really asking for it

What the fuck, Naomi, you're a fucking supermodel, remember? You can afford new CDs and a new toothbrush!

She needs to make a baby with Mike Tyson.

I've always had a major fear of praying mantis(es).

And fix your fucking wig, you ugly cunt.

She suffers from ABWS: Angry Black Woman Syndrome unless it's all the crack she's smokin .

I'm kinda indifferent about this Naomi Campbell being a hard-ass thing. It kinda turns me on. I really wouldn't mind her doing a little kick-his-ass-seabass number on me. A little physical abuse can be healthy-- stimulates the phermones and norepinephrine, it's like free morphine. Neurochemicals without the high price tag. Why does everyone have to be such pussies about it.

Kind of goes with my fantasy of being raped, by a female this time around. Is it really possible for a guy to be raped by a woman? really.

"What are you doing with my penis, no don't do that, I don't want it in your warm juicy hole........stop it.......... don't do that.......oh my... that is ....holy shit....fuck yeah......holy fuck yeah....
yes pull my hair..... like that...yes... spank me.... ah....ah...ah.......OHhhhh....
fuck yes.....ohhhhhh... fuck....yes.....
ah....ah....ah... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

Rape me please,

Hopeless

19 - haha. Next SF stories as follows:
• New Dylan album may have been leaked online
• Be discovered, be a star: Upload to Yahoo! Video

Hopeless,

I'll rape you, you dirty slippery little slut. You'll be crying in the shower for days...

Osh~

I say we do a double-team on this Hopeless guy. I'm feeling rather "controlling" today... and would enjoy being the creator of some pink ass cheeks.

I'd like to beat the crap out of that little ho... teach her a lesson, yeah...

Hopeless,
I agree with you with her being a pistol. Even if she was in a duct tape straight jacket, and some oil on a tarp. That would be some fun times.

@28 OSH

Will you pull down my pants and whip the shit out of me with an olive branch first.

Rattlesnake blood is much more potent after it is smacked around a bit.

Your Victim,

Hopeless

P.s. How am I slippery? Never been called slippery before. Hmmmm. That really excites me. I don't know why but it excites me, wait... I know why, because you said it--and everyone on the Fish knows you are the hottest piece of ass in existence...... so beat the hell out of me, rape me, and throw me back in the gutter where I belong! Oh yeah!

And 'pinky' can play too.

She must be a freaking wildcat in bed. Why else would anyone be stupid enough to see her twice? That said, I'd hit it. I'd hit, feed her some nice pills, slap her up to get her angry again (because angry girls give the best head), then hit it again. But under no circumstances may she leave my place without being under the influence of roofies. A, she might wake up my wife, and B, she can never know where I live. Ever.

LoL @9.......Be careful thats a touchy subject...........

@34 Rich....ummmm... If she's on roofies she might be difficult to get riled up, not that I know this from experience (coughs).

You are also right about the angry girls giving 'the best head' comment, not that I know this from experience (coughs).

Now if you'll excuse me I have to finish this 3-way with Osh and Pinky. Talk about some fiery vixens. Back for round 7; I am a bloody mess, and I Fucking Love it.

Your new palioski,

Hopeless

The DSM-IV lists the symptoms of Borderline Personality Disorder and follows them with a picture of this crazy bitch. Glenn Close's wack-job character in "Fatal Attraction" is another example. This piece of ass requires a "more structured environment" right now or she will murder someone soon.

Just sayin'.

And I thought I was Justin Igger.

ahh, hopeless.
how soon we forget.

oshy and pinky, just remember he was my bitch first!!

ROTFLOL!!

@38
Change your last name to Asshole and that sentence will be just exactly perfect.

This woman has some serious emotional issues to be in the news with such violent behavior. She needs to read the article Guaranteed Ways To Destroy A Relationship-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/relationship-donts.htm

@40
You're just like George Bush. He doesn't like black people either. Racist.

@42
You must be referring to post #38, yes?

I don't even care, but I had to get my name on this one.

Naomi Campbell is so yesterday....she needs to OD on something.

I once slept with Justin Igger, and I must say that my ass has never been the same.

@45 Must have been my fag cousin Sukkin Igger.

@43 I've got my digits in order. I was referring to post 40.

@46 Is that Igger half Chinese?

@47
You are clearly confused. What did I post that was racist? Please explain what derogatory statement I made. Quote me if you like.

48

You basically called my favorite negro, Justin Igger, an asshole in your post #40.

I think you may take this site too seriously.

If that's true, how was I to know? It sounded racist to me. I'm fairly new here although I've been lurking for a while. Take it for what's that worth.

I'm surprised she hasn't canniblized her rival Tyra Banks yet.

Yes those posts were racist as well as one of the impostoring me and the racist part is sad especially since the thread is about an African American woman.

#41 - hippies suck. and they smell. and most people want to see all of them lying face down in an holistic gutter drooling on their own vomit.

#52 - it's Ok to say "black" on here. Don't bother going to such great lengths typing out long words if you don't really have to. Of course if you prefer to type it all out & be all PC then you suck.

What a goddamn waste of space she is.

#54 thank you for allowing me what to type and what not to type without you I would be sitting here all stuck in inertia so next time I will dumb it down for you so you don't have to read so many confusing vowels.

#42 ahahah. i agree. but something i think i'd really really like to see is Naomi Campbell and George Bush in the same room. It would be like this amazing battle of strength. naomi with her karate and georgie poo with his alligator wrestling skills.

and i know what your thinking. with naomi's barely understandable jamaican accent(yes shes been living here for 747743 years) and george's extensive vocabulary, how would they communicate.
the answer
is
one word.

coalition-of-the-willing

This women needs to find a hole and slither under it.
Donna A.

#14

Joe Rogan's a celebrity?

Excuse Mr. Bivvens but who the fuck are you & why do I give a shit about you? Oh you must be lumped in with the rest of the newbie's that think they're really super-funny & witty but cannot understand sarcasm, nor wit nor humor. facking loser.
I might enjoy tearing you a new asshole if given the right opportunity.

Mr Biatcho I do not know why you seem to care so much about me only you do so I suggest you ask yourself that very question and maybe you can answer it for you. As far as the rest well all I will say is that I'm rubber you're glue seems to fit well here because you seem very angry about something but at the same time you try to say that you aren't.

I am not a Mr. you insolent retard. Quite frankly you're whiny fucking posts every 2 seconds because some douche jacked your name are getting really annoying & just as ridiciulous as the douche whose annoying the shit out of you. So if you can't stand the fact that this person is doing this to you then go back to how it was here a few weeks ago & don't post. Keep the whining to a minimum because we already have enough irritating little peons running rampant - you're just adding fuel to the fire.

I see you like to play blame the victim well I don't so I won't get all over you for thinking that you're all high and mighty about who does what and how they do it all I was saying is there is right and there is wrong and this is wrong that's all and if you can't see that well that's just sad.

My goodness, there's an awful lot of whining going on here lately. Does what a total stranger says about you on an internet forum really mean that much to you in the end? I mean, really. Is it worth all the anxiety that it's causing you and all the time you're taking to moan about it? It's only the internet dude, nobody really cares. And you're not the first person to have their nickname "stolen". I'd say it's almost an initiation for anyone who comes on here and posts something fraught with condemnation and the wagging of fingers at people having fun--you open yourself up to it. You can always change your nickname to something else. It's not like anyone's going to wonder where you went.

#63 - the fact that you're calling yourself a "victim" is highly pretentious and fucking absurd. What are you a victim of exactly? rape? murder? Oh my god, someone jacked your screename & made some gay jokes about you??? THAT is the WORST offense I have ever heard of. You better call 91 fucking 1.

You, my friend, sound like you are an ultra-closeted gay man who, because of unfortunate reasons, is not allowed to come out of the closet & are extremely angry about it. My advice to you is divorce your wife, be honest with your kids & marry the pool boy or your going to die a very bitter, lonely person.

This is BULLSHIT.

Supermodels are better than us as well as better looking. They bring our lives such richness and fullness. As far as I'm concerned, Naomi could run over my kid for all I care. Hell, I'd give the kid an extra SMACK and even clean her bumper for my kids' insolence at getting all up in her grill.

(Pun intended).

www.cafepress.com/freenaomi

Actually yes there are some dates in the text portions and her most recent run in with British Airways and the London Police was on April 3 just a few days ago.