Jul 19 2006Mischa Barton is a surprised ghost
I've heard rumors that Mischa Barton is supposed to be attractive. Clearly somebody has their facts mixed up because attractive people don't look like Beetlejuice. Or space aliens. Or whatever else looks the way Mischa Barton looks. And what kind of expression is that? It's the face you make when somebody asks you what the square root of 12,526 is, shows you a picture of your mom having sex with the mailman, and then gives you a bag full of puppies and kittens. I'm pretty sure I'm going to go my entire life without ever making that expression.
More of Mischa looking like she forgot how to be human after the jump.
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1. ashley86 - July 19, 2006 12:47 PM
first!!
2. ashley86 - July 19, 2006 12:47 PM
and she looks like shit.. i just dont get her appeal
3. PapaHotNuts - July 19, 2006 12:48 PM
I saw we we finger ashley86's wheelchair- bound grandmother in the cunt for posting "first!!"
4. hisforalways - July 19, 2006 12:53 PM
She is pretty...in the face. Her body needs some work. She needs to eat for one, two I think the way she holds herself has a lot to do with the way she looks.
BTW..I am SO over the Dorothy shoes. Wear heels for God's sake.
5. pinky_nip - July 19, 2006 12:54 PM
I've seen sexier knees on a camel.
6. garbagepailkid - July 19, 2006 12:54 PM
Who cares.
She looks like a starving albino ethiopian, and she is always wearing clothes that appear as if they were ripped off a homeless person.
7. scarlett138 - July 19, 2006 12:57 PM
Ehhhhh she's alright looking. Whatever.
The only thing that looks atrocious on her is that dress. Or maybe it's her body? Well whatever it is, it looks bad.
8. jrzmommy - July 19, 2006 12:57 PM
Would you look at those knees? Jesus Christ. I don't know who would be attracted to this chick. Maybe there are men out there who like to get boinked in the butt by boney knee caps?? I don't know.
9. Bambella - July 19, 2006 12:58 PM
Well at least this time her nipples aren't hanging out, or maybe that was later in the night. Oh my do these girls ever need a night out with someone feeding them something besides a snow pea, a crouton and a lax for dessert. this pasty, boney, pale, sickly look is so very sad. Do they really think this looks good?
10. Susana - July 19, 2006 1:04 PM
and what about the dress? well at least this one cover her nipples... I think either she learns to get dressed to go out or hire someone to help her out! asap
11. Italian Stallion - July 19, 2006 1:04 PM
Everytime I look at this chick I get tears in my eyes. She reminds me of E.T. when he was dieing on the river bend and was all white and shit. That part was really sad, poor Elliot, shit, poor Mischa.
12. PapaHotNuts - July 19, 2006 1:07 PM
I heard a deer comment to another deer the other day, "Man, when you saw that bear, you had a Mischa in the headlights look."
13. nc72 - July 19, 2006 1:08 PM
It's her latest look--unpopular...
http://www.exposay.com/mischa/v/2629/
14. Triumph Insult Dog - July 19, 2006 1:08 PM
There's gotta be much hotter stars out there to talk about! Let's broaden our minds!
What's going on in Brazil? Plenty of hot ladies there...
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
15. SpecialAgentWind - July 19, 2006 1:13 PM
#7 She might look like an albino Ethopian, but at least she doesn't have those nasty flies around her when you fuck her - unlike the Ethhopians. Those flies are sucha pain to deal with.
16. hotintempe - July 19, 2006 1:14 PM
Ugly!!!
17. blowdart - July 19, 2006 1:21 PM
And yet still, somehow, I think she'd look better whiter, covered in my special "suncream" to keep her alabaster skin safe in the UK's current heat wave.
Of course what else can you do to someone who dates some idiot named after a router?
18. Errrika - July 19, 2006 1:22 PM
She looks like that cuz she's tweeking. That's what it reminds me of anyway. What else could account for her Calista Flockhart fatness? Yup, yummy, yummy cocaine.
19. jane's eyre - July 19, 2006 1:28 PM
I wonder if you pick her up and tip her backward, do her eyelids close? I used to have a doll that did that. I think she might have had the same face as Mischa.
20. Spindoc - July 19, 2006 1:31 PM
She's starting to look like Nancy Reagan.
21. mommyd_23 - July 19, 2006 1:31 PM
uh..hellllooO! It's called a FLASH. This photographer obviously had too bright a flash for the lighting where this picture was taken.
22. januaryanne - July 19, 2006 1:32 PM
somehow lindsay lohan is responsible for this. i know it's so chic that you can look like a 6 year old who was playing dress up and then ran all over the playground.
and being photographed alone is definitely LiLo's bag. Mischa baby where are your friends? or your cousin spongebob squareface?
23. DancingQueen - July 19, 2006 1:32 PM
"Oh I'm so surprised no one recognizes me, blah, blah, blah..." Who the hell cares? What an egotistical bitch. And get some freaking self-tanner for Christ's sake.
24. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover - July 19, 2006 1:40 PM
That's horrifying! She keeps that same expression but is only able to move her eyes. At least she looks better than Paris Hilton though...
25. francesfarmer - July 19, 2006 1:50 PM
yeah, good one.
26. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - July 19, 2006 1:53 PM
Nancy Reagan is a foxy bitch and anyone that says otherwise is abviously a terrorist with no penis. If they are a woman who says otherwise then they are a terrorist with five penises, or penii, as it were.
27. bigponie - July 19, 2006 2:02 PM
nice hip manuver baldy, there's better moves then that when you're tryin to cop a feel like suddenly sticking your finger in her ass and saying I notice you had hiccups and i thought i'd scare you.
28. RichPort - July 19, 2006 2:09 PM
I.. just... don't... see it... sorry... still thinking about Pamela Anderson Lee Rock.
29. UNWASHEDMASSES - July 19, 2006 2:14 PM
She just got offered a contract to be the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig. Fat cow.
30. pop - July 19, 2006 2:16 PM
it reminds me of michael jackson's mug shot....except i'd fake cancer just to do him before i'd touch her....
http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/
31. IFuckingHateYou - July 19, 2006 2:18 PM
That look was my fault.
I told her she had to swallow my cum, but not until she got home, so she had to keep her mouth shut for the entire trip.
That's how I get my women to shut the fuck up, can't stand that constant yapping.
Sorry all of you had to see the pictures, next time I'll let her swallow right away, especially since that's all the protien she'll have for the day.
32. lucky7 - July 19, 2006 2:35 PM
Big deal, if you had a camera in your face 24/7 i'm sure you wouldn't look all that great either. Leave the poor girl alone...
33. andrewthezeppo - July 19, 2006 2:38 PM
What a stupid post, there is no story, no punchline and just some lame comment about kittens.
I'm not a huge Mischa fan (hell I only ever watched the 1st epp of the OC) but she looks fine in those pics.
34. francesfarmer - July 19, 2006 2:44 PM
@34 I agree, she's a bad actress and all but seriously...the news isn't that slow today. Eddie Murphy just announced he's marrying Scary Spice, now that's fucking scary
35. jFp - July 19, 2006 2:50 PM
Look at the chubb on those legs...
she needs knee-liposuction.
36. diviine - July 19, 2006 2:51 PM
mary kate olsen always looks like a surprised ghost...
37. diviine - July 19, 2006 2:51 PM
mary kate olsen always looks like a surprised ghost...
38. mkultrass - July 19, 2006 3:01 PM
Don't you remember The Sixth Sense? Of course she's a surprised ghost!
39. wawawetards - July 19, 2006 3:13 PM
uhhh hey dumbass at thesuperficial.com the photographer was obviously using a flash that was too strong and uhmm that's what happens when you do that to anybody. especially with a low light shot. god i miss when the superficial was good.
40. cavanaugh - July 19, 2006 3:20 PM
She looks horrible and what is she wearing!
41. C.B. - July 19, 2006 3:22 PM
she looks terrible....that stylist of hers what is he really paied for????some people just throws money away...come on....that is the worst dress i have seen latelly....
42. spatz - July 19, 2006 3:22 PM
wow. stupidest thread ever. i cant believe superfish guy hasnt mentioned the engagment of scary spice and eddie murphy. all we get are some crap paparazzi photos of mischa barton?
every day that passes i swear the fish has been taken over by tween girls. mischa barton?
43. C.B. - July 19, 2006 3:23 PM
she looks terrible....that stylist of hers what is he really paied for????some people just throws money away...come on....that is the worst dress i have seen lately....
44. jrzmommy - July 19, 2006 3:30 PM
In the first picture it looks like someone just told her Naomi Campbell found out Mischa stole her jeans.
45. HollyJ - July 19, 2006 3:45 PM
... is it just me ..? ...
http://www.cercopan.org/images/gallery%20bush%20baby.jpg
46. JimboDango - July 19, 2006 3:57 PM
I think you're being a little hard on her this time. She doesn't look so bad.
47. francesfarmer - July 19, 2006 4:02 PM
it's not even that the posts lately have been stupid, it's that they're not entertaining at all. I would expect stupid pictures at a superficial site, but not pointless ones. Like random pictures of celebrities doing random things, or Christina Aguilera walking. It would take more time to surf the net and find a stupid photo then actually read the entertainment headlines. If a celebrity was asked what the square root of 12,526 is, their look would be more like this: http://www.thevi.be/wp-content/britney_spears_ugly_face_lol.highlight797504.jpg
48. Glossed Over - July 19, 2006 4:09 PM
I'm just relieved she managed to keep her breasts covered this time.
http://glossedover.com
49. Tha-Flash - July 19, 2006 4:16 PM
She's hot.
People seem to conform to the site admins opinions too much.
50. Swordman - July 19, 2006 4:32 PM
what breasts? Plus I hear she is a first class cunt
51. Praz - July 19, 2006 4:57 PM
I want a bag full of puppies and kittens.
Also, I'd hit it (the girl, not the bag).
52. Spindoc - July 19, 2006 5:54 PM
#21, People still use the expression "uh..hellllooO!"?
53. Todd Anthony - July 19, 2006 7:08 PM
Dudes! Look at the lighting. Aphro-fuckin-dite would look like a crack-ho in that lighting. Give a chick a break.
54. Getitstraight - July 19, 2006 7:19 PM
Wow, every star(let) who gets their photo on the Superficial is either too fat or too skinney for most of you, I know it's a site to knock celebs, but who the fuck do you guys think looks good these days????
55. Depraved22 - July 19, 2006 8:48 PM
She's a thin & her body needs work, but I think she is very pretty.
56. Sir Psycho Sexy - July 19, 2006 10:54 PM
54. "who the fuck do you guys think looks good, ..."
http://www.heavenlycelebrities.com/Pics/marisa_miller/pages/marisa_miller15_jpg.htm
Include any Czech model, exclude anyone named Hillary, Hilton, or Sarah Jessica Parker, ...
57. lostopoly - July 19, 2006 10:54 PM
If you dressed like this 15 years ago people would have grabbed you off the street and rushed you to a CareUnit.
58. DrunkBlogger - July 19, 2006 11:13 PM
I'd hook up with her if she didn't like weirdos.
59. januaryanne - July 19, 2006 11:32 PM
@52 - they're bringin it back. i have a friend who still says it and hot dang if it isn't contagious. again.
here's my true confession. i just figured out "who" the superfish guy is. just had to put it all together. superfish. al. superfishal.
ok now the person who always asks us to to go the true confessions site can post that and get it over with.
60. GuyLeDouche - July 20, 2006 12:23 AM
#56 "Include any Czech model" - You are right, sir. Veronika Zemanova is spectacular, and a fine Czech girl...
61. Amber - July 20, 2006 1:46 AM
That pic just reminds me...I have to go take my radioactive iodine test tomorrow.
62. krmnsita - July 21, 2006 4:29 PM
just one word:
EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
63. SAARAH - July 22, 2006 7:39 PM
excuse me but mischa barton is gorgeous anyone who doesnt agree with me is either jealous or retarded.
64. england06 - July 23, 2006 1:15 AM
@63 SAARAH.
jelous or retarded?
try not BLIND which you obviously are.
learn to spell, and get some eyes that work before you comment again you thick shit.
65. Mandy - July 25, 2006 10:36 AM
Oh for gods sake, shes a stunner. Honestly, those who are saying she isnt need to take a look in the mirror at their own refection before they start bagging her out. Ok so shes a little too thin, but the thing i detest about the sort of comments like 'eat something' is that clearly there’s a reason why shes not. She is obviously under severe industry pressure. Think about this. In order to lead a successful existence and not be a check out chick, you have to be thin...I mean realistically, if you care at all about your future, its an easy trap to fall into. Feel sorry for the poor girl, I most certainly do. Ok, so shes looked better than these pics but i mean she looks better here than like 95% of people!